#its HORROR its ROMCOM

[nythtak]

The worst day of Oliver's life is turned on its head when his mum tries to eat his best mate.

Turns out? Oliver had an extra layer of reasoning for lying about his family.

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Felix is absolutely positive about…three things. Yeah, let’s go with three. Good solid number, and he's always liked triangles best.

First, Oliver is a man-eating, variably shark-toothed ghoul. Second, there’s a part of him - and who fucking knows how potent that part might be on any given day - that wants to tear Felix to pieces and gobble up every last scrap (dick very much included). And third-

Felix is kinda into that.

[lighthouseshepard]

arthur for 2 whole seasons: our main goal is to separate us, whatever that takes

arthur immediately after separation: h. hhey uh. w ait. actuall y,

[howdify]

doodles of her i am totally normal

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

I feel like some people have completely forgotten the source material of ST sometimes… LIKE PLEASEEE go rewatch S4

[chilpilled]

days since making a demon priest au counter resets

[jestiric]

i really cant take hannibal seriously as a show when there are Serious Intense Scenes like this:

[happystarzarchive]

this happens to me much more than necessary

[bookofmac]

Deadloch is to Crime Noir as Scream is to Slashers

[stinkrascal]

the worst take i have ever seen is when someone on here said that basically anything horror related is just goreporn and theres no reason for things like that to be in art and, worst of all, people are bad if they enjoy things like that. like idk how else to tell you this, but disregarding an entire genre of storytelling just bc you think its icky is the antithesis of art imo. im sorry not every story follows a disney formula so its easier for you to grasp the main point:( must be rough

[milkteamoon]

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In a completely rare diversion from the norm, I'm mixing things up and giving you...mikejon......? From my monstrously long jmart breakup makeup horror romcom wip:

“You nervous?” Mike asks softly, hand twirling through a strand of Jon’s hair that’s fallen loose from the rest. “We can just kiss for a bit longer, if you like.” A hand lands on Jon’s chin and tilts it away from the cushion, and Mike smiles. Traces a thumb over his jaw. Leans down, and— Jon’s hands come up against the man’s chest in a gentle but firm rebuff. “I seriously think I’m going to throw up,” he murmurs, trying not to visibly wince as the hiccup chasing his words brings the taste of bile and that god-awful beer back into his mouth. Eugh.

[qkmlh]

Out of curiosity what are y’all’s go-to comfort kdramas?? Not in the sense the drama itself has comfort, but that it’s comforting to y’all~ Could be from any year and genre ♪( ´▽｀)

Mine are Strong Woman Do Bong Soon, W: Two Worlds, & The K2!! ‎(˶╹̆ ▿╹̆˵)و✧♡

[autism-corner]

i cannot believe theyre making me watch a fucking romantic movie man.

[ispyspookymansion]

horror is literally the natural genre for people who feel like freaks and outcasts and so on….Like yeah man that’s what you’re supposed to be watching

[psyche-reads]

Romcom girlies stop calling Gideon the Ninth bad because you don’t understand it challenge

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

movies right now are bad because people are embarrassed of making them. like you look at shit from the 70s and 80s and they just take a weird ass concept but really commit to it. it may not be the fucking cinematic event of the year but it can be a cult classic because there is passion behind it that engages an audience. but now even if you have a good idea it just gets couched in 10 layers of irony and self deprecation for even deigning to make a movie when there are already SOOO many movies!!!1!! what else is there to say?!!1! 🤪 that any spirit it may have had, any originality it had, anything they could have actually said with it just disappears and youre left with just a husk of a story meant to be megaadversited on netflix for a week only to be watched once and never thought about again

[stepmom]