#oh and smutty

[nythtak]

The worst day of Oliver's life is turned on its head when his mum tries to eat his best mate.

Turns out? Oliver had an extra layer of reasoning for lying about his family.

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Felix is absolutely positive about…three things. Yeah, let’s go with three. Good solid number, and he's always liked triangles best.

First, Oliver is a man-eating, variably shark-toothed ghoul. Second, there’s a part of him - and who fucking knows how potent that part might be on any given day - that wants to tear Felix to pieces and gobble up every last scrap (dick very much included). And third-

Felix is kinda into that.

[professionalromantic]

Hard Thoughts: Lee Know

...as your best friend.

mdni!

• lee know, who is your best friend, your roomate. sweet like an angel, and the most genuine man you know.

• lee know, who one day decides to test his luck by jokingly flirting with you..

• "hey baby come here, come give me a hug."

• lee know, who's feelings grew for you ever since he felt your arms around his neck, your tits pressing up against his chest, he wished he could've at least tried to touch your ass..

• lee know, who tries to give you more hugs now, grabbing your waist and lifting you up.

• lee know, who gets wet dreams about you kissing him hard, and rutting against him like crazy.

• lee know, who now jerks off to the thought of anything between you happening, going from an accidental touch, to a full on fuck.

• lee know, who was too loud, and you walked in on him cumming. how cute.. you thought to yourself..

• but you decided to turn away in shock.

• poor baby called out your name, and you smiled, helping him finally have his fantasies fufilled,

• lee know, who now has a daily routine with you, come home, and make sure you cum around his cock.

[whorekneecentral]

“Kiss me.” + Carlos Sainz (after a race, leading to the drivers room ✨)

so real of you // prompt: "kiss me"

He'd done it.

Carlos had won his first Formula One race and you were beyond proud. There aren't words to describe the way you fault in this moment, let alone how he must be feeling.

You watched as your friend returned from his media duties, the two of you had yet to properly speak after all the chaos; everyone wanted a piece of the winner.

As did you.

"Carlos!" you shout, running down the back hallway to him. The man stops, turning to see you coming towards him. His arms opened as you pulled him into a hug. "I'm so proud of you!"

"Thank you, amor." He kisses your cheek, your face flushed red. The two of you stood there, wrapped up in each other. Your hands held his face, bodies pressed against each other with all the adrenaline from the race left over.

"Kiss me," you whispered, Carlos's eyes widen.

"What?"

"Kiss me, Carlos."

He doesn't wait to react this time, his lips pressed against yours. The two of you were wrapped up in each other, not caring who saw and who didn't. You fumble with the knob, pushing the door open. Carlos pulls you down onto his lap when he gets to the couch. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for this?"

"Figured it was the right time," you mumbled, pulling the red shirt up and over his head. "Had to congratulate the winner properly, don't I?"

[esha-isboogara]

✦𝓷𝓼𝓯𝔀 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼✦ aki & denji

this was originally going to be just denji but i think aki deserves a bit of love too!! i really love these two so much

apparently someone plagiarized my work so if you’ve seen this before that’s why :)!

made a part two

denji ♡

•oh such a sweet boy. he’ll hold the door open for you , pull your chair out before you sit down-he’s offering to help you in anyway he can. anyway.

•compliments you all the time! especially in bed.

• “god you’re just so pretty”. “f-fuck you feel good”. “how can i keep it together when you look so gorgeous”? things like that

•as badly as he wants to dominate you and take control he’s a helpless sub🥺 he just can’t help melting into your touch. how can he control himself when you smell so good and your skin is so soft ?

•has a mommy kink!!! this is pretty obvious from the first time he met you. you made him breakfast and he was just head over heels.

•please please touch him when others are around. he loves the thrill of getting caught. if someone were to see you two then they’d know who denji belonged to. and he is just fine with that

•is not necessarily opposed to being pegged. his body is just so sensitive.

•let him lay on your chest please ! he will try his best not to make it sexual but being so close to your boobs…

•it doesn’t take much to get denji going. everything about you turns him on no matter how simple.

•loves it when you degrade him and then praise him right after. he just wants to be your good boy.

•love bites >>>>

•fuck makima he’s you’re dog now. he will wear a leash and a collar if you asked

•nothing beats having you ride him. absolutely nothing. the feeling of helplessness he gets is second to nothing.

aki ♡

•a gentleman of sorts in his own way. he’s not as driven to help as denji but whenever you need something he’s there in an instant.

•most def a power top. he likes to be in control a good percent of the time. he’ll let you ride him and make you think you’re in control. don’t fall for it y/n aki is always in control.

•often comes home exhausted so there’s lots of late night lazy sex.

•cock warming as well!! he’ll be sitting at his desk filling out boring paperwork as you’re doing your best to keep your cool on his dick

•he is so good at eating pussy it’s almost insane. this man knows his way around down there.

•unlike denji he does NOT get a thrill from public sex. he much prefers to do it in the privacy of his own home. though if he’s drunk enough he won’t turn down a quickie in the bars bathroom

•it takes a bit for aki to get comfortable with degrading you fully. he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings :( he loves you y/n you’re not a stupid slut unless you want to be

•most definitely has a power imbalance kink. call him master/sir in bed.

•is hesitant about sex after denji and power moved in but once he received a few dozen blowjobs under a blanket during movie night he warmed up to the idea

[sugume]

sfw only!! Tired of seeing you minors write smut..you aren’t supposed to be writing smut don’t you get that?

I deeply apologize DEEP down so so very deep in my minor heart and soul and body. Anyways posting smut hc’s later today, if you said this off anon I could’ve tagged and dedicated the post to you pookie :(

[separatist-apologist]

Okay I know I am always suggesting the worst plots but what about ACOTAR year long cruise?

[galactic-cumslut]

the other side of paradise

sorry i’ve been kind of m.i.a. with writing i have so many rick ideas but couldn’t flesh them out…my horny brain doesn’t work normally. instead have a repurposed story from my main blog that fits rick so well

✰the usual rick warnings,spitting, wow he’s mean in this one, cheating, afab reader, rick is a perv, knife kink, dubious consent

“you’d never let a man spit in your mouth huh”? rick spoke, gripping her face tight with one of his large hands. “i guess we see how that turned out”. the grin he had spread across his face was down right maniacal.

“open up filthy bitch” .he snarls and she obliged, much too terrified to see what will happen if she were to disobey his command.

rick gathered saliva in his mouth and released it in her awaiting cavity. "you're such a good bitch. keep that mouth open for me slut,i want to see you swallow it".

less than an hour ago she was waving her boyfriend goodbye , eager to see him the next day. maybe she’d be bold enough to make a move on him next time. randy was her boyfriend after all.

but for now she flopped down and dealt with her thoughts on her own. the overwhelming idea of randy touching her in the slightest was enough to make her shiver in excitment.

before she knew it she was softly moaning into her pillows as her fingers abused her swollen nub.

so caught up in the ecstasy of her own doing she failed to notice the person outside her window.

as soon as rick loosened his grip she spoke. “randy..randy and i are dating”.

a maniacal laugh left his throat, scaring you even more. “i am well aware of that fact y/n”. he slams her head back down onto the fabric of your pillow and moves his face so close it’s mere centimeters away. “but tell me this? if randy is your little boyfriend why did i catch you touching yourself like a bitch in heat ? shouldn’t he be the one making you feel good”?

his hand roamed down her stomach , stopping at her lower abdomen. “i asked you a question bitch. answer me”! rick’s fingers were freezing against her skin causing her to shiver at the touch.

“i wanted our first time to be special”. she lied. in reality she wasn’t sure how to initiate something sexual with a boy so she hoped and prayed that randy would make the first move. “i want randy…to take my virginity”.

rick raised a brow. “a virgin huh? i guess i got lucky with you. stu is going to be so pissed when he finds out that i got to you first”. he laughed again , pushing your shirt up revealing your nipples to the cold air of the room.

for a moment he was mesmerized by the sight but it didn’t take long for him to have his hands all over you again.

by the time he got down to her panties it was evident how wet she was.

“god you’re soaking. i barely even touched you ,fucking slut. a guy like randy doesn’t deserve such a filthy whore”.

y/n felt her stomach twist at the words. she knew she belonged to randy. she loved him. but the way rick was making her feel right now clouded her brain.

it was evident how little he cared about her well-being though. she wasn’t sure why she felt so turned on by this.

he slowly teased your entrance with his slender fingers,slowly pushing himself inside. she watched his jaw clench.

“jesus christ you’re tight y/n”.

it hurt at first. the pain almost took over your body before the pleasure hit.

you leaned back against his chest panting heavily. all reason and control went out the window.

“look at the mess you’re making. filthy little whore”he spread your legs wider and forced your neck down so your eyes met the damp stain on the white sheets covering your mattress. “my pretty little slut gonna make a mess for me huh ? gonna cum all over the clean sheets”.

she nodded , whining in his ear “please ..i’m so close please rick”.

hearing her moan his name so prettily practically causes him to bust right then and there. oh how he wanted to be inside her but it all came down to patience in the end.

“i think i’d rather have you cum on my cock. how’s that sound”? he removed his fingers. “my dick is gonna ruin you for randy. he won’t want some ran through whore”.

again she nodded. “please just fuck me. i’ll be good…i’ll do anything please”.

now this , this is what he wanted. to see his neighbors pretty little girlfriend in shambles begging for him.

“that’s my good girl”.

rick was quick to get on top of her , wrapping his hand around her throat watching in glee as she struggled to breath under his grip.

“stop squirming so much bitch”.

she heard the sound of a pocket knife being activated right next to her ear. panic was finally setting in.

“relax. i wont hurt you i just want to mark you as mine..that’s all”. his face didn’t change. that manic look stayed in his eyes.

she didn’t have much time to assess her situation as rick forced himself inside her. a few tears sprang to her eyes.

“holy fuck you are tight huh? don’t you worry your pretty little head , i’ll be changing that”.

y/n wanted to scream for help, she wanted to claw at his skin until he released her but she was weakened by his repeated thrusts. “please rick. be gentle , it hurts”. her words were barely above a whisper.

“shut the fuck up bitch jesus. you were just beggin me to fuck you and now you want me to stop, make up your damn mind”. he did not slow his pace, instead he ran the blunt side of his weapon across her skin and quickened his speed. “you really piss me off”

[alpydk]

Saturday tribute before I sleep for the day. You guy's can figure out what he's planning...

[toomuchracket]

mads i can’t stop thinking abt the dildo mould of his dick and matty sitting behind her and fucking her with it in front of a mirror and he’s whispering in her ear and

"look, princess, look how i'm fucking you. watch closely, yeah? watch how daddy fucks you, so you know what to do when you're needy and i'm not here. but knowing you... you're always needy for me, aren't you, my beautiful girl? wouldn't be surprised if you kept this inside you all the time when i'm away. s'the first thing i'm doing when i come back, princess, fucking you full of me and staying inside you for as long as i can, letting you keep me warm. well, it's the second thing, to be honest - need to get my mouth on that pretty pussy of yours first, fucking obsessed with it. fucking obsessed with YOU, perfect girl. i love you. will you be a good girl and cum for daddy, princess?"

[clunelover]

Okay book rec - I’m obsessed with this series, Rivers of London, about a young London police officer who meets a ghost and then ends up being inducted into the magic arm of the police. Then the books are sort of combination crime and sci fi/fantasy? I’m always hesitant to tell people about them cause they’re not Literary Fiction (🙄) but - they’re funny and interesting and exciting and unique…I can’t speak to what it’s like to just read them, because I do them as audiobooks, which I really really recommend - they’re read by a Ghanaian-British man with the most amaaaazing voice that IMO is essential to the books as I’ve experienced them. Anyway, without giving too much away, some of the things that make them unique:

- the protagonist is biracial, his dad is a white British guy and his mom is from Sierra Leone. The author is himself a white guy married to an African woman, and they have a biracial son, so I think he draws from that, in a way that feels…idk, like, smart about race, but in a casual way that sometimes comes close to skirting the lines of what is PC, but always stays on the right side of that, and seems true to the character, and nobody is a stereotype? Very deftly done.

- the protagonist has an interest in architecture so there’s random sprinklings about architectural styles and history of London that again feels true to the character and not forced, but also very unique and interesting

- the supernatural elements are very well realized and not hokey

- Like the pitch perfect way race and class are handled, there’s a similarly deft touch to addiction, sexuality, gender identity, etc. (but again not in that heavy handed “there are Diverse Characters in this book!” way). Like…okay I am going to spoil one little moment from like the 8th book in the series because I keep coming back to it as a great example:

The detective is meeting a group of people and identifies one as “a white woman with short brown hair” and then when the introductions are made (paraphrasing this to the best of my memory):

“She said, ‘my name’s Victor,’ with a particular emphasis on the name, as if to say ‘here’s a clue, let’s see if you get one.’ I shook his hand and said I was pleased to meet him.” Like - it just felt so real, he thought it was a woman, he found out he was wrong, he switched pronouns in his mind.

- And then the intrigue and suspense and all that across the books is great too

So, I’ve listened to all 9 of these books (and am DYING for the next one) multiple times, just like any time I’m doing something and need something to listen to, I re-listen to one of them because repetition is so soothing to me. I strongly recommend them AS AUDIOBOOKS

Oh also I think they’re being developed into a tv show, so get on it now so you can say you liked the books better!!

[padfootastic]

exam szn is coming up which obviously means ore distractions, as everyone knows. so what better than to come back to tumblr lol so many tag games etc piling up that i wanna dooooooo

so. let’s have a lil snippet time!

thanks for the tag @in-flvx 💜 this one’s from a wip that was supposed to have been finished & posted for jilypad week but,,,,here we are,,,,,

“Sirius!” Lily exclaims. “We were looking for you.”

“Oh?” He presses a quick kiss to her cheek before bending down to pick Harry up, who immediately cuddles into his arms with a tired sigh. Poor baby, must’ve been exhausted by all the excitement at the beach.

“Yeah, regarding tonight—“ Sirius gulped quietly at the way she said that “—Your room is a bit…messy, I’m sorry. We were reorganising and well, y’know how it goes…”

She shrugs apologetically but all Sirius can think about is how she called it ‘his room’. Not the guest room, not the spare, but his room. Sirius’. He once again pushes past the mushy feelings that rise in him at that little distinction.

“Oh, it’s—it’s fine, I can just take the couch, no problem.” Even if his feet tend to hang off the end, and the edges are a bit lumpy, it’s fine. He resolutely doesn’t think about his comfortable Alaskan King at home.

“Of course you can’t!” Lily scowls at him. “We’re not gonna put you in a couch in your own house, Sirius.”

There it was again, the reference to him belonging here. It was a bit presumptuous, slightly possessive but Sirius was a dog at heart, he was never going to turn down ownership.

“Er—the nursery, then?” he asks, confused.

“What, crammed up in Harry’s crib beside him?” she says with a scoff, “Don’t be silly.”

Sirius blinks. “Where am I sleeping then?”

“With us, of course.” He jumps at the voice booming from behind him, clutching Harry tighter to his chest, whirling around to find James munching on a carrot.

“Where did you come from?” Sirius mutters under his breath before straightening up and saying, louder, “And what do you mean with you?”

“Well, like Lily said,” and here he sends a meaningful, entirely undecipherable, look towards his wife who…blushes? “Your room’s temporarily indisposed, the couch isn’t even an option—don’t give me that look, you barely fit on the thing—and the floor is gonna mess up your back worse than it is.”

“Oi!”

“So, our room it is.”

Right. Of course. Because that’s the obvious conclusions. How could he say no?

(Again, he can’t so he doesn’t)

It’s twenty minutes later, after Harry’s been put to bed, thoroughly kissed by his parents and godfather, after James is done with his nighttime turmeric milk and Lily’s put her hair up into braids and Sirius has taken out all his rings and chains and bracelets—that’s when he’s stumped by yet another problem.

How, exactly, are they going to sleep in one bed?

“We’re just going to expand it a little, Pads, don’t worry,” James says, supremely unconcerned.

He goggles at that, staring at the casual wand work. A part of him wonders why this is the extent of magic they’re using to solve this problem—James can conjure a bed Silenced, with his eyes closed—but promptly decides to not dwell on that for everyone’s sake.

[whorekneecentral]

seb (can be any era but I think rbr or Ferrari fits best!)

67. “you cocky bastard.” “what's that ? you want my cock?” 

wait but like rbr seb would be so dominating and intimidating about it, like walking up to you and watch while you squirm in the close proximity 🤭

- jenson anon ❤️

this is a banger of an idea and I did ferrari seb, hope that's okay! // prompt: “you cocky bastard.” “what's that ? you want my cock?” 

Sebastian had finally won a race after what felt like horrible race after horrible race. You were tasked with handling the driver in P1 both yesterday and today as Britta has suddenly come down with the stomach bug - if someone asked you, you said she was sick of Sebastian, who would just laugh at your horrible joke.

He was in the driver's room when you came in, changing for press. "Y/n, is that you?" he calls, back turned to you.

"Unfortunately," you yawned, leaning on the wall.

Seb turns, shirtless and his shorts hung low off his hips. "Am I boring you? Was this not an entertaining show?" He gestures to himself and you laugh, always shocked by how full of himself he was.

"You cocky bastard," you mumbled to yourself and Seb's head tilts, "What's that? You want my cock?"

You look at him, shocked at his accusation. Was he wrong? No, you needed him like a flower needed sun and water but you couldn't say yes to him.

"Shut up, Sebastian."

The man pressed a hand to his chest, "full name, y/n? You wound me, darling." He says as he walks over to you and your back is stuck to the wall, you're suddenly unable to move and he's inches from your face.

Your eyes meet his, "stop that."

Sebastian moves closer, "stop what?"

"That- stop looking at me like that."

"Like what, y/n?"

"Like you wanna fuck me." You laughed, hoping to defuse the tension but nothing.

Seb's lips are over yours, if you move even an inch, you'd kiss him. His hand rested on your thigh, fingers dragging up your bare skin, under the hem of your bright red skirt.

"C'mon y/n, you know you want me."

You did, you wanted him so bad but you couldn't give - oh fuck it.

You leaned in, about to kiss him when Seb pulled away from you. "We're gonna be late for press, y/n. Isn't it your job to keep me on schedule?"

"Fuck you Sebastian," you huffed, walking out of the room cheeks as red as the car in the garage.

[esha-isboogara]

nsfw headcanons ii ➪ aki and denji

my other csm headcanons blew tf up !!? what is even happening rn thank all y’all for the support. here’s part two bc like why not

denji ♡

- call him a good boy y/n please ? he will absolutely melt. especially during sex, you giving him that praise motivates him to keep going.

- really good at giving head tbh. who knows here he learned to use his tongue like that but at this point who’s complaining ? sure as hell not you.

-he’s never tried pegging but he’s be so fuckinf down for it. you’d have to bring it up though he’s much to embarrassed to say anything first.

-food is the way to this man’s heart. incorporate things like whipped cream, chocolate sauce and other sweet things and that gives him even more of an incentive.

-a mixture of degrading and praise in the bed room. you have to keep it dynamic. call him a naughty boy and right after tell him how well he did and what a good job he’s doing.

-he’s a good puppy for you :) he’ll wear a collar and walk on a leash just for you. feed the boy and give him water and he’s your personal slutty puppy

-pretends to be stubborn but isn’t. it takes a few coaxing words to get him to do what you want. call him a simp or whatever you want this man is whipped.

aki ♡

- pull his hair while he eats you out..he finds it so hot. or just intertwine your hands in his hair <3

-has a power indifference kink for SURE! don’t call him daddy though- it makes him cringe. instead call him sir or your highness. that’ll get him fucking going in a second.

- aki is a man of many secrets and one of them is he loves when you cosplay for him. dress up in a short/skimpy get up and show it off for him. there’s a good chance you’ll be fucked into the mattress in .5 seconds.

-knows a woman’s anatomy shockingly well. he knows all the right spots to hit and he is more than willing to teach you ways to please yourself.

-giving him head while he reads>>>

-there’s a plethora of ‘i missed you’ sex happening in this relationship. since aki is away so often when he comes back the first thing the two of you do is get a good fuck it. maybe a few rounds if he’s up for it.

-slow sleepy sex happens a lot too. the poor man’s works himself half to death quite literally so let him half heartedly fuck you while he’s practically asleep.

-kind of wants to try role play. he’s not sure how to get into it without being a weirdo but he knows he’s fucking into it.

[sleepysnk]

imagine morning sex with hanma..

he would love seeing your gorgeous face in the morning light. it just gets him so hard that he can’t resist you :((. once you’ve waken up, he’s pressing his hard cock against your ass to give you that hint. his hand would be toying with your breast and pinching your nipple to get your attention. he’d go down on you and he’d eat your pussy like it’s his morning breakfast. his fingers would twist and curl inside you, making you see stars from how he touches that button inside you.

once he’s fucking you, he can hardly find the urge to pull out. he’d fuck you so full with his cum that there’d be a mess all over the sheets of your bed <333. he thinks eating pussy in the morning is a great way to start the day.

“good, huh, babydoll? we better beat the birds next time..”

[thirdeyeblue]

Just an audio clip/appreciation post for the wonderful book (AKA canon fanfiction) known as ‘The Stone Rose’ by Jacqueline Rayner. This is near the end of the story, where the Doctor has Rose cross into his timeline to assist his past self [who’s desperately searching for her after he learns she’s been turned to stone].

The audiobook is narrated by David Tennant, because of course it is:

Rose had just settled down and adjusted the metal box thing over her mouth, when the door to the shrine opened. She peered through Fortuna’s legs and saw that, yes, it was the Doctor. He saw the statue. She shrank back as he hurried forward. . . and then he realised that it wasn’t her.

Rose was taken aback. She hadn’t known - how could she know? - what her disappearance had done to him. This Doctor had a look of such despair in his eyes that her heart almost stopped in pity. She wanted more than anything else in the world to jump up, go to him, tell him that everything was going to be all right.

But, what with possibly ripping time and space apart, that was probably a bad idea.

‘Rose is prettier than you,’ the Doctor suddenly said.

[lokisgoodgirl]

I'm crying. I was reading 5 Times at lunch but then a co-worker started chatting me up. We started talking about hot air brushes and I took out my phone to show her the one I use at home.

AS SOON AS I UNLOCKED IT, YOUR FIC POPPED UP AND I COULDN'T CLOSE IT BECAUSE MY PHONE IS LOW ON STORAGE AND RUNS SLOWER AS A RESULT. SO I SWIPED UP. AND IT FROZE ON THE PIC AND WARNINGS.

THE wARNINGS.

Your fic was fire but bestie, I have a reputation of being quiet and shy here at the office. Bestie, they can't know I'm reading smut on the clock.

Such a good read though. Love. It. To. Bits.

MATE NO😂🤣🤣🤣🤣OMFG STOP IT STAHHHHHPPP😂😂😂😂😂I am HOWLING!!!!!!

And oh god, that's one of the ones that I bolded smut in the warnings and everything 😆

If it makes you feel any better, I went to show my dad a picture of my dog recently and clicked tumblr instead of my gallery and the first post that popped up was some monsterfucker chat on my dash. Something about getting plowed by the pumpkin king complete with the book cover. Like, impaled by the awkwardness of not even my own fandom.

Thankfully my dad is very polite and plays dumb well so we just pretended it never happened.

Thoughts and prayers my gorgeous love.x