#its just so wew

[marylily4ever]

I literally prefer dying than washing the dishes, which doesn't mean a lot coming from me but it is

[thewhizzyhead]

hi bros and bitches i have an announcement - i think i'm nonbinary

[option-monad]

damn þis uh. þis really might be it, huh

i can't work any more, i'm in too much pain all þe time. i can't really take care of myself now eiþer. even if i do somehow manage to get to a doctors appointment, i probably wont be able to handle þe entire process alone (i've tried twice before and failed even when i was feeling better), and i kinda don't have any friends capable of being a support network for þat

i definitely can't handle applying for disability now, and even if i did, i was supposed to be able to leave þe country in october for þat new job. and þat's not looking uhhh super likely right now. really idk what happens now.

[svtcrus]

I find warmth in you || Childe x gn!reader

FLUFF

a/n : request from an anon, also in honour of childe in the new archon quest to ease ur hearts. perhaps a hint of me (possibly) coming back. writers block + suffering thru studies is very hard😞

note : pure fluff, childe / tartaglia is referred to his name ajax. slight archon spoilers on signora

once again you are left alone in the house that is coated in warmth, but such warmth wasn't enough to replace the cool in your heart. your lover ajax, out and about as the 11th fatui harbinger doing god knows what.

it was not like you were against what he was doing, you completely understood the dangers behind his job. however the anxiety and fear of what if he doesn't come back in one piece? such horrors were proven by the news of signoras death itself. what if he were to be next? such thoughts is what leaves you so cold inside.

yet ajax has always reassured to you with his words and the sweet love all reserved just for you. every time he's out to leave this winterful nation, he does so with a kiss.

"don't worry honey, i'll be back before you know it!" just reminiscing at his words puts you at ease.

it would still be one more week till this cheeky lover of yours were to come home. left impatient and simply wanting to be in his arms again, you decide to wander yourself in reading a book by the fireplace.

all swaddled up, while the nightly breeze sways in flakes of white from its ever growing snow. a winter which has seemed to go on for eternity, basks your small shared home in the moonlight. you hum the time away, completely drowning yourself in the story that you do not hear the sound of your door unlock.

"wew, what a storm!" thumpy footsteps are making themselves known on the hardwood floor, not even the slam of the door has garnered your recognition yet.

"honey.. I'm home!" a gasp is followed with your book falling to the carpet, your page now left as another problem to worry about later on. for your mind has finally noticed the presence of the man who has finally melted the coolness in your heart. there ajax stood before you, his smile absolutely radiating.

"ajax! you're here? is this really you? i'm not dreaming am I?" the said male is wincing at you pinching his rosy cheeks that are still cold from the icy breeze. but he settles with this, for he feels his own heart warm up from your cute touches.

"ow! yes it's me! your wonderful amazing boyfriend, is here as a surprise!"

"is it really you?" he's chuckling at your clarification, and decides that this was the only way to prove he really was in the flesh.

you are suddenly entranced to sudden touch of ajax's lips which linger with the taste of chocolate. the butterflies are swirling in your stomach as he kisses you with tenderness, as his gloved hands rest on either side of your cheeks. he smiles through the action as you immediately kissed him back.

"there, does that prove it?" pulling away ever so slightly, those large hands are caressing your face in so much love. he is so happy to be home.

"yes.. you dork."

@svtcrus || 11.14.2033

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[hanzhen0506]

~’Let Me Earn that Trust Back’~

Hello! Its Zhan! Ive been thinking of a idolShinyu! X manager reader for a while so I hope you like this. Also im obsessed with Shinyu at Yonsei’s performance 😍

Warnings: Smut! p in v, slight exhibitionism and unprotected sex (Be safe!!!) you are responsible in reading this!

You are one of the manager of TWS, yet you are also a proud girlfriend of TWS’s leader Shinyu. They have gotten a chance to perform in Yonsei university and you nor did the group refuse the invitation. On the day of the performance, rehearsal’s were held. You were in charge of the stage; so the safety of the members on the stage, when confetti or other things can come out and positioning the members. Yonsei’s stage work though had many options lights, confetti’s, smoke and other things were being tried on. But what you didnt expect was water sprinkling.

Thats what happen to you, in the middle of rehearsal break. You took the chance to check on the stage work yourself, standing on the stage and writing down on your clipboard, taking notes. A few of the students watch, while interacting with the members cheering and screaming for their names. “Can we try the confetti again?” You said on your mic and the staff gave an okay, releasing the confetti close to you. “Okay! Whats a water sprinkler?” You asked. “Let me show you!” The guy backstage said turning on the said machine. Suddenly you were splashed with water and you shouted in panic. “Stop!” “Sorry,” He gave you an apologetic bow and you nodded back.

“You okay?” Shinyu asked behind you as you hum in response. “Im just- soak.” You looked at yourself papers from the clipboard wet and you realize your tank top was seeing through from your white outer. You sigh in realization. “Hold this.” You said giving the clipboard to Shinyu, and unbuttoning your outer. You fold it neatly as students were muttering on your body. Amazed. Shinyu frown, standing infront of the crowd covering you. “Shinyu-ya! Your manager is really pretty!” One of the female students shouted out. “Is she your girlfriend?”

“Is she single?” He acted angry in a jokingly manner and covered you with his jacket, you laugh at the scene following him to the back of the stage. “Was someone jealous?” You try to tease him. He pout and then took you to the nearest bathroom, you gave an O reaction realizing what he want to do.

“Please, dont do that.” He mumbled.

“Hm? I didnt hear that,” you said, holding his shoulders and turning him around. He look at you, pouting and hugged you. “Dont wear a tank top and take off your outer.”

“Hm? But I thought you liked my outfit?”

“I-I do its just… I dont want other people to see you like that. Just me,”

“But Baby, your the only one who seen more than that.” You trace his buldge as he started to whimper. “Your making me upset, do you really not trust me?” You continued tracing till you reach his zipper. “Ah!”

“Let me earn that trust back.” You slid down his pants and boxers revealing his hard cock. After pulling off your pants, jacket and tank top off you tried to go on your knees but Shinyu suddenly pulled you inside one of the toilet space. He closed the toilet lid and took a seat there, pulling you with him. “Ride me Darling.” You finally entered him and he moan on your tight gummy walls squeezing him in. You moan loud too, loving Shinyu’s cock that hit all the spots in you. “Darling, please ride me.” He beg and you smiled, kissing him on the lips before you lift yourself and drop down. He groaned at the feeling and hold your hips tight, helping along bouncing up and down.

“Yeah bro thats crazy.” Suddenly some students came inside the bathroom, Shinyu closed his mouth with his hands as you both stayed still, not wanting to get caught. “I can’t believe the teacher would do that to us.” The student said to his friend.

“Oh, by the way did you heard, there was this hot manager near the stage, and she took her outer and Wew! She looked sexy, even though with a tank top on.” Shinyu gritted his teeth and you softly chuckled, grabbing his chin with 2 fingers you brought it close to your face. “Look baby, their talking about me.” You whispered.

“I wonder how she will look like without a tank top.” His friend said and laugh. You smirk and start to rock your hips to his cock unexpectedly, making him startled and groan, he tried to cover up by hiding on your neck but it was clear enough for the students to notice. “Woah!” The said students look around and found the pile of clothes on the floor at the corner. “Sorry for interrupting bro, Hope you enjoy!” He said taking his friend and leaving the bathroom. Shinyu release with a sigh as you giggled, continuing to bounce “It seems they didnt mind.”

“I hate you,” he mumbled putting his face back at your neck. You coo at his red face, think he’s so cute being embarrassed and flustered. “Ill make it up to you.” You said speeding up, he groan upon noticing the increasing speed, absentmindedly he groped your boobs making you moan out in response. “Fuck! Just like that baby, whos a good boy?”

“Mnghh, me” he mumbled, thrusting his hip up to you. You look down and took his face with your hands, admiring his features, his bangs, the pink blush spreading on his face, eyes closing shut and mouth agape feeling himself close. You move his bangs away and smiled. “There’s my pretty boy, have I earn your trust? Do you think that you trust me enough to make you cum now?”

“Yes..”

“Then go ahead, prove it to me, inside.” You said closely to his ear and it was enough to make him cum. His white semen filling you up as you moan at the feeling, reaching your high too in the process. You relax yourself on him as he held you tight, not letting go or taking his dick out yet. “I love you,” he quietly confess and you kissed him back in response. Taking a moment to enjoy each other’s presence before going back to rehearsals.

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(Please do not steal my works!)

[badaseyebags]

to all the boys that tried to love me ch 4⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

word count: 2,5k (wew)

warnings: tsurugi being icky (as always), bad writing

author’s note: wow can you believe i actually updated? i was gonna drop this series as a whole since i don’t think anyone’s reading but but oh well, impulsive thinking at its finest😞 feel free to roast me, hope you enjoy! 🍞

life’s been pretty strange lately, i’m out here making random friends, trying to be social and even being protected by them despite them not even knowing me? well let’s be real, even tsurugi’s friends are warning him not to hurt me, and telling me to be careful around him. they seem to like me more than him. i’m also getting one step closer to my crush by knowing her name. everything is going great, right? yeah that’s also what i thought. this was just moments before everything would crumble again.

i’ve spent my days with my besties and with tsurugi texting me non stop about how he’s fallen in love with me, and how he pictures our future together. from our wedding and our daily life together, to the name of our future children.. yikes, i’ve already turned him down at least 10 times this week, letting him know i’m not interested in finding a boyfriend. i thought he seemed a bit too chill with that at first, which was relieving. he suggested we become closer friends to which i could only agree to. i might of been pushed a little outside my comfort zone when he wouldn’t stop begging to call me with me before he goes to bed, i have anxiety every time i call someone but we’re friends now, right..? that’s what friends do.

i have no clue why ryujin is so excited about tsurugi not leaving me alone, but bummed out about me becoming friends with wooyoung. i know she’s into him but it’s not like i hang out with him or something, i have my own crush. we just text from time to time and i watch his streams when i get notified, i always try to mention her too. somehow it feels like he’s more of a friend than she is somedays.. maybe i’m being too sensitive, but she doesn’t seem fond of us getting along, i always thought it’s good when your friends and your love interest have a nice connection. i’d be happy if her and hwa got along well.

she was ready to take things a little bit further and make the next step to finally meet her crush, tell him she’s the girl who’s been sending him those hints, his secret admirer. reveal her identity then and there. she’s so bold for doing that, i’d probably pee my pants if i just approached hwa out of nowhere… maybe she’s so brave because it was me messaging him instead of her this whole time.. ah and my crush.. i don’t even have her social media.. i just know her name.. anyways i think my efforts to get them to talk will hopefully pay off soon. hmm.. maybe i am trying a bit hard to introduce them to each other. oh well, there’s another party today and she wants to go really bad to finally meet her crush face to face. well more like face to mask cuz i doubt he would magically appear without it, it’s like a permanent part of his face at this point. was he born with it?

tonight’s theme is school party, i really like the concept because i have an excuse to dress up all cute and not get judged for once, since everyone will be matching in some way. i curled my pink hair and put it in two little buns, wearing an outfit resembling a school uniform along with some white thigh high socks. i love how opposite me and my besties look, they’re always wearing dark colours and look so cool and i’m just there like their pastel coloured accessory. i wish i could wear this everyday without being looked at weird.. i add some finishing touches by putting little bows on either sides of my hair, spraying my besties and i down with my favorite glitter spray. “you look like a girl that calls her boyfriend senpai” ryujin’s older sister jokes as we finish getting ready in her house, her escorting is out. hopefully she doesn’t mean it in a cringy way.

the three of us walk hand in hand and before we can even reach the club we are met with tsurugi running up to me, pulling me into a hug and pulling the mask off my face. “don’t you dare cover your cute face or i will spank you!” he threw it aside and i put my head down. ew, what an ick. i cringe feeling a little insecure, thinking the thought of covid being a little while ago would save me, but i failed since i have lost my mask somewhere in the wind. i keep my head down for a little before he pulls me into yet another tight hug, my cheeks soon being pinched and my ears ringing from the excessive amounts of compliments he threw at me. he’s really not getting the hint, i don’t like him! how is he not seeing it? “friends” my butt.. i try being nice to him but in the end he never respects my boundaries and ends up making me uncomfortable with his never dying efforts. i beg my friends to distract him for a little to allow me to get some fresh air, i just need to take a little walk without him being all up in my face for a at least a minute. one minute of peace is all i need.

i let out a sigh of relief as i watch him disappear inside the the club along with my besties, closing my eyes, simply enjoying the soft breeze. its a little chilly but not too cold, just the right amount of air hitting my face as i walk, just the refreshment i needed. i continue walking an unknown path all by myself, making sure to not stray too far from my friends, this place can be full of creeps but today for some reason unknown, i’m not afraid. my feet stop me in some random alley nearby, and that’s when i finally decide to properly open my eyes, looking up instead of the floor. at some point i stop walking forward and turn my head to the left. maybe it was the muted chatter coming from that side luring me in, maybe it was the lights that reflected so nicely that drew my attention. my body became stuck as my eyes reached an unknown figure, just a guy resting on the side of the wall, thick black glasses framing his face, his outfit also resembling a uniform occupied by the phone in his hands. he seemed to play some kind of a game on it. as if he felt my eyes unknowingly scanning him, he looked up from his phone and the second our eyes met, everything went into slow motion. for a moment it felt like time had suddenly stopped, almost as if i could feel every second turn into a whole minute, holding my breath unknowingly. i can never hold eye contact, not even with my friends but.. is it supposed so feel this deep? i’ve never seen such sad eyes, but.. why do i feel so much comfort? i swear i’ve seen those eyes before i just can’t figure out where..he feels so safe and peaceful? i feel like.. i’m a little kid again.. feeling a certain way i haven’t felt since i lost my grandpa, he was my favourite person in the world.. what even is this feeling? am i drunk? oh wait, i didn’t even drink yet.. even the wind is moving in slow motion, wtf is happening.

before i get the chance to peel my eyes away, his phone falls to the ground with a thud as it slips from his hands. even though he’s across from me, i could hear the screen shatter and my eyes widen as i turn around and quickly run back to meet up with my friends, letting out a breath i held in the entire moment. i made him break his phone by being creepy oh my god, whoever he is i hope he doesn’t bump into me tonight. i would have to pay for his phone or something, I’ve got about 20 bucks and a strawberry flavoured lollipop. i doubt that’s enough-

great now i’m back being trapped inside a club with a dude who’s desperately trying to make me his girlfriend. speaking of girlfriend… i’ve noticed hwa, but… she went to the mens bathrooms? maybe it wouldn’t hurt to approach her, this is the perfect opportunity! it’s a sign. i think as i walk closer to the door. i should let her know she went to the wrong bathrooms accidentally and get to know her that way. girls bathrooms are such a easy place to start conversations for some reason. oh- she looked into the mirror in front of her, her eyes locking with mine for a split second. i swear i saw her smirk. what the hell is going on! i panic, running back to ningning, surprised when i don’t see ryujin next to her. “i just saw hwa…going into the men’s bathroom??? where the hell is ryujin?” ningning swayed her body to the beat of the music for a little before agreeing to go get some fresh air with me. “i think she went to say hi to wooyoung” she screamed over the loud music as we made our way outside. oh yeah i totally forgot he would be here, i should probably greet him too, i have to witness this iconic moment of them meeting.

i excitedly skip outside the club, arms linked with ningning, trying to find our bestie and the guy she doesn’t even know, but won’t stop drooling over. as soon as the outside air hits me, so does someone’s words. “is miffy here?” huh.. me..? i look around and find the owner of the voice and my smile drops a little. the same man i saw just moments ago, those thick frames resting on his face. he’s now talking to ryujin. “oh, she’s right here.” she exclaims as i blink, confused looking between the two of them. how does he know my name?? and why is he speaking to her, and why does he know of my existence.. where have i heard his voice.. did he possibly approach her to ask her to pay for his phone cuz he saw us together?i’m so screwed. my mind goes 30 thoughts per second as i try to understand the situation.

“hey miffy, and her friend that i don’t know the name of” he says and my mind connects the dots. i know this voice. i know this dude, no wonder his eyes were so familiar.. it’s wooyoung.. oh god. i can’t allow myself to look up anymore as i just nod, closing my mouth that opened in shock, waving my hand as the other one clutches to ningning. “that’s ningning, but we call her ningi” ryujin says and he repeats questionably. “should we exchange instagrams?” he suggests passing his now cracked phone to ryujin, her excitedly typing her username into the search and passing the phone to ningning soon after. he takes the phone out her hands, offering it to me jokingly. “oh yeah, i don’t need yours i already have it” he waves it in my face, seeming too happy for the fact i accidentally broke his phone earlier. seeing my profile already pulled up on his screen my heart drops a little, his phone is done for, and it’s my fault. “is..your phone okay?” my stupid mind blurts out as if i was blind, or stupid, which i am both actually.

he laughed tucking it away into his pocket. out of sight, out of mind. “it’s just a little scratch, don’t worry about it” he says assuringly and my head dips down in embarrassment again, what a great way to interact with friends! god i’m hopeless. i didn’t even recognise him without his mask, it’s my first time seeing his face but still.. ryujin keeps trying to make small talk but i feel his gaze on me and i tug on ningning’s arm. “we should probably get going, let’s give them some privacy, ningi”. she nods in agreement but he cuts me off. “actually i have to get going but, i’ll see you around?” he asks but it feels like he’s not speaking to all of us. ah right, i forgot i’m the only one who he actually interacted with before. i’m like his friend now, of course he’s relying on me, god i suck at communicating. i nod and just as he was about to leave ryujin grabs a hold of his arm, whining slightly. “noo, don’t go yet” he looks back at her almost panicked, trying to pull his arm back. “pleasee” she tugs on his arm not letting go. he wiggles out of her grip, running off with a wave. “sorry!!” he disappears into thin air, leaving her confused and clinging to us. ah… damn this.

she’s basically heart broken right now because he pretty much just rejected her on the spot. as soon as she approached him revealing her identity he told her he’s not looking for any relationship, and right after that asked her about me. and now she’s embarrassed for grabbing onto him like that. well.. i mean since were at a party might as well enjoy it. well not really, we were kind of avoiding tsurugi and his attempts to grope me, followed by him moving onto a totally random girl, giving her almost identical treatment except this one actually seems to enjoy it, i swear this man has no shame. i gotta go fix my eyesight, i suggest a walk to some nearby shop to get some snacks since we all got a bit hungry.

i approached one of the friends i’ve made earlier that night, asking her for directions since we have no clue where the nearest shop is or where the hell we actually are. “we can go with you, imma just get a few more buddies so you can wait for us outside” she says and i excitedly skip outside, happy to take a walk with more new friends despite being shy and not knowing how to. i hear laugher and chatter as i turn around, seeing her along with a bunch of people. some faces i haven’t seen yet, some i have, hwa being one of them. oh crap, there’s no way. she’s coming too, i’m so gonna piss myself. i cling onto my friends once again, trying to look calm even tho i was fangirling inside (and probably on the outside too).

our walk was fun, people joking around and talking about random things, singing and dancing around, showing off the alcohol in their blood stream. everyone, everyone except hwa. she was just smiling and watching everyone interact, kinda like i tend to do in bigger crowds. she remained quiet until someone asked her a question, and that’s when i heard her voice for the first time and realised something is a little bit off. not just a little.. she doesn’t sound like what i expected..but not that it’s an issue just.. hold up.. the voice.. the bathroom..

she’s a he? hwa is a guy??!!! what the-

[that-starry-freak]

What is your favourite TSAMS ships?

anon, you have opened the floodgates oh my god- I have so many favorites (im a HUGE multishipper)

This is ordered into favorite to least favorite of my favorites!!! Pretend that made sense

Moonchips: ... wew boy- the flavors bro- the flavors- moon x v4? He said he'd like to date someone sarcastic and a bit sadistic if he ever tried dating, Eclipse fits the bill fucking perfectly. Moon x solar? Holy shit they're stupid and gay and awkward and have neither done this before let them cook let them experiment they're both scientists they're perfect that this. Moon x v1? Toxic, oh my god so fucking toxic such an interesting concept im not even going to go into it thats too crazy for main (i keep all my toxic ships on my tsams side blog 😔). Moon also includes new moon/nexus! Meaning, v4 Eclipse x Nexus? Yup, a flavour of moonchips, and holy fuck do I love v4 Eclipse x Nexus bro- also, v1 x nexus? He could have treated him SO much better. Also also, v2 x moon? Bro, they had a partnership already- like- auwnjsnssdnd AND ASH (eaps moon) X V4?? bro how can I be normal about moonchips-

Nexus x Eclipse x Sol: ... if you know, you know *looks to Zee* we have an au with this ship and it goes crazy bro. again, another au/ship too toxic to relaly yap about on main. But basically Sol abused Nexus and Eclipse and once they leave him they're very dependent on each other. Its a really interesting dynamic and its fun to play around with the characters

LullabyNight: chat, chat hear me out- listen Moon would be able to understand him if he really tried. And they could be sciency together- and experiment because Nexus did say that one time he wasn't sure about his sexuality (which makes sense!! Him questioning his sexuality is actually a nice part of his character arc, since he's not Moon) and Moon said he'd be willing to experiment with someone who was like him?? Bro, they're perfect. Let them kiss

Lord Eclipse x His Bm: he keeps them as his pet- thats- that's about it

Eclipse x Nexus x Solar (lullabychips, Eclipse², and Solarnexus): obviously my main ship i talk about a lot. Im not asss obsessed over it as I used to be (that is Zees fault, they got me obsessed over other ships <3) but when I rant about characters I think out of all the poly couples, they're best suited for each other. From Eclipse and Solar's moon trauma, to Eclipse and Nexus both being copies of someone else, to Eclipse and Solar both being eclispes. They could all understand each other very well, as well as compliment each other. Plus, cmon, Eclipse has been borderline defending Nexus-

Rumini (ruin x Gemini): a crackship that happened on a thread about who Ruin is shipped with and people were making art for it and I started thinking about it and im obsessed wnsdnsnsd they'd be so great for each other but also terrible. Secretive old man yaoi <3

Obviously just because they're on this list doesn't me I ship ship it (and if it isn't on this list that doesn't mean I dont relaly like it, it just doesn't mean I'm not obsessing over it rn. I really like bloodysun too) The only ones I think would actually be cute and good together are Solar, V4, and Nexus. Or v4 and Ash. I just think toxic ships can be really interesting!! It complicates things in a way that feels more real

[bythepen98]

Doodle || Shinsou 💜

My favorite emo boy alongside Tokoyami. Whipped out my purple and green markers for this one.

Liked him in the show (his deep voice is---WEW) but much like many things, I grew to adore him in fics and the way other authors were able to flesh out his character even when he's not the mc. I don't rly know if his actual canon backstory was ever shown in the manga, but him being in foster care and getting adopted by Aizawa seems like a popular headcanon bc if they're not at least 0.1 % blood related then they're definitely family-in-spirit and that idea should be spread around so much, even after the manga ends, that ppl would start forgetting its not canon .

Much like many of the headcanons I thought were legit in hp were actually just widely loved fan ideas that authors would incorporate in their fics.

I also like Hitoshi x Denki but I first gotta stay true to my (still-dont-have-an-otp-but-this-might-as-well-be--) main ship deku x all. If you have a cute guy running around who's so genuine and kind with the biggest sparkle in his eyes and is so adamant at being your friend because he believes in you and your potential, then why does the word no even exist? Might as well just accept your fate and accept his friendship. Also the HEIGHT DIFFERENCEAGSHSJK.

[syntheticmortal]

Oooooh song meme song meme. Tagged by the ever lovely @crownedinmarigolds, so I'll follow suit and post five songs! ^^

I listen to a lot of different stuff and mostly bounce around for different creative needs so here are some current lads in the roster

Starve the Ego, Feed the Soul by The Glitch Mob is just one of those perfect chill synth tracks. It's a perfect ending theme and I adore it so passionately for it

RUN THE SPIKES by wew lad is a mash up of Run by IAMTHEKIDYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN and Spikes by Death Grips. Simply the GMing song I listen to when prepping. It keeps the tension high and helps me always be looking to hype the next story beat no matter what it is

Invisible by Shadow Academy is a new one, grabbed when I went to check out Dan Avidan's other musical ventures recently. It's the current themesong of the Cyberpunk Vampire novel I've outlined! ^^

Chrysalis by Purity Filter is a song I saw on a SuperEyepatchWolf about a year ago and I adored it so much I played it on repeat while writing and editing. It's the right combination of high impact to keep me from getting bored, low impact enough to keep me from getting distracted, and its sounds make me feel in an ethereal cyberpunk-y state. Brilliance honestly.

Come out to La by DON BROCO is also such fun. An expression of frustration against the endeavour to make it as a creative, I also really enjoy it as a song by English artists about having to appeal to the all consuming monstrosity of an American city as just a personal thing. Keeps me strong, and on the right healthy mindset

And, for a laugh, I'm going to tag @skaerdir @klaciate @vamp-orwave @dragomirthewizard @renaissancebadboy @tweltchy @zoominalong

(but no pressure! 💜)

[13-frinfransstudios]

I don't understand Damsel (2024)

It's a good idea and I enjoyed the visuals but...The story is a little messed up.

I hate how they gave the dragon redemption. like yeah, awesome the royal family got what they deserve. But that dragon killed MANY innocents. If she doesn't want the royal blood to exist, why only the daughters? Should've burned the whole kingdom. Should've fly high and let him watch his kingdom burn if she wants to feel the hurt. Why is she only asking for 3 daughters every year? And she talks! It's not like she can't conceive a basic logic. Doesn't she think that "hey, they be giving me three royal daughters consistently, and at the same time! Wew! Must've been one heck of sex!" I know it's human's fault why the dragon is like that but...THE DRAGON IS SHITE THAT IT PISSES ME OFF "I'll make you feel my daughters' pain" guuurl maybe they perhaps don't know what the king did? Whether they're royal or not? Because THEYRE INNOCENT?? Also I THOUGHT THE DRAGON WANTS TO KILL 3 ROYAL DAUGHTERS?? WHY IS SHE SO FIXIATED ON ELIODE? (or whatever her name is spelled)

El has way too many open wounds when the dragon saw her, besides the one on her hand that's been mixed with royal blood (fire wound, falling wound) so why did the dragon not smell that? Is she bias??? Also WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROYAL BLOOD AND OTHER'S BLOOD? DID KING CHARLES HAVE A DIFFERENT BLOOD TYPE THAN US?? AM I TYPE O AND HIS IS LIKE...TYPE R OR SOMETHING??? HOW DID THE DRAGON KNOOOW???

and WHY DID THE FIRE GOT BURNED ON ITS NECK??? THATS LITERALLY WHERE THE FIRE CAME FROM??? DOES IT HURT ITS THROAT WHEN THEY BREATHE OUT FIRE??? and bitches trying to get sympathy card "then just kill me" guurl shut up. You have brains to be angry, have brains to reflect.

am I mad at a fictional dragon? yes. very. It boils my blood.

But El is also confusing. One thing I can critique about El is that they should've shown a brief moment from the beginning that she is a resourceful princess and a badass who knows to fight because she's in a poor village or kingdom. But they didn't. Like...how did she know how to set up the distraction? How did she know how to fight so well?

So far, that's it. It kinda doesn't make sense. But hey, it looks pretty at least. My one last message is to Simon: Should've stayed with Bram instead of digging your nose in the fantasy royal kingdom. Then maybe you wouldn't die.

[sm-baby]

actually, can you recommend on how i can get more research about babydoll owners? now i'm fairly curious lmao

- 📦

M AN tiktok, which isn't a credible source, but there are babydoll moms out there who documents their experience with their lil ones. But it can be any social media really! Just look for those who paint/own the dolls themselves!

I could also say Youtube, but people are a lot more judgemental there so :(

You can use the words " babydoll" or more specifically "reborn doll" to find them ("Reborn" is a babydoll making company wewe uwu)

As well "cuddle bodies" to see baby dolls with the pillow bodies! Most of the time they are hidden in onesies as to not break the illusion!

They are VERY realistic and very adorable,,, you can see why moms get really into it!

The amount of comments going " my soul left my body" when a mom pulls off a babydoll's head XD its very funny.

Its very important not to judge even when other moms in the community do... I find that babydoll moms have a lot of issues on their own regarding children so they're a lot more sensitive (There is quite some controversy!)

This and outsiders of the community heavily judging them, plenty owners can be insecure, so its important to be patient and keep an open mind :)

I personally say its a very awesome hobby and way of coping! If boys who liked monster trucks can like cars as an adult, then girls who liked baby dolls can like reborn dolls as adults!

The only thing I do not agree on is when owners use supplies for babies that are currently in shortage (ex. Baby milk which can be substituted, and Diapers), which is why Clancy is depicted using water and sugar!

All this is to say, I am not deep into the community, so take this all with a grain of salt!

[pedgecalmdown]

my alpha - p.p.

summary:

It’s the full moon, and piss boot seems to be hiding something.. 🤫🤔😈

word count: 1.5k

warnings: werewolf, sticky cheese, uncut wolf wewe, Tight Wolf Butthole, hot dog in bun, pejole many chins, pudgy werewolf, Wet Wolf Willy, Tight Wolf Butthole, brown bloody chunk squirt, unidentified wolf squirt?, Damp Clammy Enclosure, pissicle

It was a dark and stormy night, and you were on the couch with Piggle watching a scary werewolf movie. You noticed your sweet hubby wubby twiddling with his fingies, which you assumed was from the movie. You tried snuggling up to him to calm him down, but to your surprise he actually nudged you away. “Oh.. sorry babe, I’m just not comfortable with that right now. Maybe a little later..” Confused, you replied, “Oh… okay..” You climbed back onto the same position on the couch you were before, but with a newfound worry for your husband. Was he okay? Or was he simply just scared? You didn’t know how to bring up the subject without being awkward, so you just let him be.

You sit on the couch, opposite your husband once again. You felt worried that you had done something wrong, glancing at him every few minutes to see how he’s doing. He makes a peculiar coughing sound and moves his arm quickly to cover a random spot on his other side. He quickly stands up, “um.. I’ll- ill be right back.” He awkwardly trots away, as if something is hurting him. You couldn’t be more confused. You try to direct your attention back to the movie for a few minutes, but you hear a ruckus coming from the bedroom behind you. You debate on seeing what’s wrong, but decide it’s your right to know. You slowly tiptoe your way to the door, and open the doorknob slowly. Even while the door is only slightly cracked, you see a figure writhing around on the floor. ‘is that pissicle?’ You think to yourself. It can’t be, this creature is much too big and hairy to be him. Suddenly, the moonlight barely spills into the room. You’re horrified at the sight in front of you.

Without warning, the creature let’s out an almost agonizing howl while the light of the full moon shines down on him. It holds its head in its hands in pain, and you watch, frozen, as the creature grows bigger and bigger until it finally turns around and you can see its face. It’s… PEETLE?? You duck for cover, totally unsure of what to think. You continue to hear all sorts of ruckus and whatnot coming from the bedroom with the occasional howl, and suddenly, it stops. You peek your head out and see Pedro staring at the mess he caused, fully transformed into a werewolf. Upon examining him, to your dismay, you found his werewolf self actually very attractive. The clothes he was wearing before had ripped upon growing in size, and there was one particular part that had grown exponentially.. Petro turns around and sees you with fear in his eyes. “Y/N!! I’m sorry… I can explain…”

You say nothing. Your eyes are wide and staring at a particular part of him. He starts babbling about how he didn’t want you to see him like this and how this isn’t how he wanted you to find out but all you can do is stay wide eyed and silent. He slowly looks down and realizes what you’re looking at. He was so panicked that he didn’t realize his pants had completely snapped and were now completely gone. His werewolf Willy was out and about, standing straight up and hitting his pudgy furry belly. You start walking towards him and he steps back. “N-no.. im gonna hurt you if you get too close.. im not safe to be around right now!!!” You look into his eyes and step closer until his feet hit the wall. You stare up at him and notice his furry double chins and wolf mustache. His nose is wet with spit and snot and his eyes are teary. He lets out a wet cough and some spit gets on your face. You think back to the movie you two were watching. You didn’t think that werewolf was that scary, after all.

Suddenly, the look in Piddle’s eyes changed. Some primal werewolf instinct must’ve taken over him, because he immediately grabbed you with his paws and marched you over to the bed. You peeped his chins as he cheekily smiled and let go of you to lay down on the bed, large wolf stomach and member all out for you to admire. “You want a bite?” He asks mischievously. “Oh boy..you know I do..” You rub your hands together as if you were a mad scientist and Peejolé was your experiment. You immediately jump on your husband’s stomach, looking at his face and many chins. You gaze into his eyes and say with a smirk, “Where shall we begin?”

You start by rapidly removing your shirt and pants, leaving you in just your underwear. Polio stares at your chest. “Sweet mama! You really gotta sweet pair of milkies 🤤” he says, tongue hanging from his mouth. he brings his paws up to tickle you slightly. “Here comes the tickle monster!” His fingers dance over your stomach and chest, making you fall backwards in laughter. Once you’re on your back, he hovers over you and brings his hands to your underwear, ripping them off and eating them. He licks his lips, or where his lips would be, and starts lowering his head to you and sniffing you at a rapid pace. He sniffs everywhere, getting lower and lower. His chins stick out prominently as he does so. you bring your hand to his head to scratch him, and he lets out a fart of excitement. It quickly fills the room with a hellish, pungent odor. He is a wolf, so it makes sense.

His jaw eventually nears your entrance, and he goes full on wolf ham on you. He knocks you down with the force at which he was tasting you. In all this excitement, you hear multiple squeaks emerge from his butthole. It makes you smile. You were just so glad Pishposh was so comfortable with you. Unfortunately, the smell was so peppery and spiced, you could feel your dinner come back up and splatter all over your pleasurer. He doesn’t even look up at you while he continues to lick your whole body clean. It tickles!!! You’re giggling the whole time, but you eventually have to stop him to return the favor. You glance down at his Wet Wolf Willy and smile. His eyes light up and he squirts a little as he exclaims, “Boy oh boy I can hardly wait!” You cover your mouth with his finger and get to work.

You start licking the ginormous, uncut member, from the base to the tip. He lets out a high pitched moan, and you continue. You use your thumbs and pointer fingers, pinching, to pull down his Wolf Fore Skin to see loads of sticky cheese and buildup. You lick it clean, and savor the taste in your mouth. He shudders and squirts even more, this time coming out with chunks. You can tell he’s about to burst, so you start going faster. ‘Oh I know what’ll get him to blow..’ you think. You slowly sneak your finger under him, and shove it inside his Tight Wolf Butthole. He gasps and moans before letting out his wet, watery, translucent, chunky, brown seed into your mouth. You swallow it all, reveling in the feeling of the chunks sliding down your throat. “I guess it’s time to stuff your bun full of my furry hot dog, huh? 😏” he says with a smirk.

You immediately obey him and lay on your back. You can still feel the squirted brown, bloody chunks sliding down your throat. His Raging Red Rocket was slammed into you, and I mean SLAMMED. The sheer force of his thrust almost made you fly off the bed through the wall. His chins were staring you down as he continued to ram your Damp Clammy Enclosure. He gets so riled that he starts singing the song of his people.

“AWOOOO AWOOOOO AWOOOOOO.”

He’s claiming you as his territory, and you just love it. You feel yourself nearing completion and you let out a guttural moan. He starts pounding harder, so hard in fact that you have to hold onto his fur so he doesn’t propel you through the wall and out yonder. When you finally cum, you let out a loud, “OOGLY BOOGLY!!!” of satisfaction. Projectile looks pleased with his work and he gives you a smooch, except he doesn’t have lips so just licks your mouth. “I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did 😈😇😁”

You look at him with nothing but love in your eyes. “I did :3” you say. He collapses on top of you, crushing you with his weight in the best way possible. His chins land on your face, so you have to fold them away from you to breathe. You start petting his back and his tail starts wagging slowly. You giggle. I guess you could say you were addicted to your werecreature 😉😉

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A/N

We’re broadening our horizons for this one.. ☝️🤫.. lets just say.. we had some inspo… 😈😉

[dijeh]

I got tagged in a fandom meme! I haven't done one of these in a lot of years, so thanks @endless-season

I'm putting my disappointing answers under the cut, so you can enjoy this photo of a snail instead and scroll along.

3 ships you like: I'm... not the type to talk about that... They exist.

first ship ever: Oh man, no idea. Something from Greek mythology maybe? Or from one of those compulsory readings in middle school? Maybe earlier?

last song you heard: This. Also in French. It's apparently based on an actual love curse song and I can't stop listening to it.

favourite childhood book: Either a two-volume book on Greek mythology or the Mary Poppins series. I received the Greek mythology book when I was about 6 and it was the first "serious" book I managed to read all by myself (I'd only read some Bamse beforehand). I used to like the first volume, the one on gods, better than the second one which focused on the heroes, which I found sort of boring. I wanted to read about cool powers and the like, not guys doing things. I lent the books to a friend a few years ago and haven't seen them since, but I recently leafed through the volumes at another friend's house (every kid has them), and noticed my tastes have sort of reversed now.

As for Mary Poppins... I still remember that frustrating Midsummer Eve volume which created more mysteries instead of answering longstanding questions. Immortal Mary? ??? Also that Halloween chapter where I would mentally replace the park and lane with the park across the street and my own street. My mental image of the MP world was half whatever I read, half my own home. (I only watched the Disney movie much, much later and found it rather disappointing.)

currently reading: - A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens. I had forgotten how verbose he is! I appreciate the irony/dry humour but there are so many unneeded passages. It's also quite quotable, in fact it contains my favourite quote ever that I learnt of before knowing the book.

Alamut by Vladimir Bartol. It's ok so far, I'm only ~70 pages in, so I can't draw a conclusion, but I can't say I'm awed or anything. I'd be tempted to blame the translation, but it might also be my expectations (cool assassin action yeah!) vs reality (newcomer learns about stuff in painstaking detail).

The House on the Borderland by W. H. Hodgson. Literally just started it, I'm looking forward to being spooked. I've only read two other things by Hodgson, The Voice in the Night, which I can't remember for the life of me, and The Night Land, which I read the only time I worked in an office and I still can't tell whether reading that book or working in an office was worse. I Very Much Dislike working in an office if you couldn't tell.

currently watching: The Last Kingdom. I quite like it, despite the biker vikings and the ridiculous premise that everything in (future) England worked thanks to 1 (one) guy™ and some REALLY unneeded character changes (historical power couple turned into lil bitch husband vs long suffering wife who fucks the protag of course). Can't talk yet about the writing quality after Netflix took over (started season 4), but I do appreciate the better costumes and accessories. People finally wear rings, necklaces, brooches, armbands etc! Wew. I do not appreciate the Middle Ages filter even though some colour does manage to make its way on screen from time to time. I also miss the battle tactics, but well, as long as the character interactions are nice...

currently consuming: Coffee in a coffee appropriate cup I randomly found in the kitchen. Where do all these cups even come from?

currently craving: Infinite time to read what I want to read and enough money and warm sunny weather to travel. I miss Naples! My love 🥺

[illogicallyx]

Have you watched pride and prejudice? I was like thinking imagine a scene from it with Mr darcy (don’t come at me I hel the enemies to lovers brain rot I’m having rn-if I dint find me an academic hot rival I will jump)

Haan so a scene where it’s just like some fluff and reader says smn smn about darcy not calling her “my dear” cuz that’s what her dad calls her mom when he’s mad at her—so she gives him suggestions onto what to call him and when

So he’s says like what should I call you when he’s cross with the suggestion of “Mrs darcy” and she says that he must onky do that when he’s like idk very very happy and then he like leans and he’s like “how are you this evening Mrs darcy?” AND THEN FOREHEAD KISS AKHDKWJAKHSM (yes sorry for explaining the whole scene especially if you have watched it already💀)

So yes like imagine this with Nanami <3

i have read the book instead of the watching the movie (idk how i managed that feat ok dont even ASK me) bc our school had a huge library and there were loads of jane austen books. i love hearing her stories not reading them bc classics are very hard to read for me.

BUT YES YES OMG THIS WITH NANAMIIIIIIIII and also idk i feel megumi and choso would suit this too.

also if you LOVE enemies to lovers. you should deffo read "divine rivals" aldoe in my opinion the enemies part doesnt enemy as much as it does in other books but its still a good read regardless so heyy book rec!!! ALSO the poppy war too - although theres not much romance in that series sooooo do not go into it expecting romance its not even a subplot its just....breadcrumbs but even those breadcrumbs are WEW (she bashes his head in the ground repeatedly until she's forcfully pulled away from him ;))

also these are recs i just gave u uncalled for are series so if u or whoever reads this - just know these are series and PLEASE check the tws for the poppy war series!!

sorry romee hehehehe i cannot stop talking once enemies to lovers is mentioned <33

[lizbethborden]

I still have a lot of love and affection for the Wicked musical but the Disneyfication of an extremely political story is like. Wew. It's honestly kind of propagandistic in its own way, which is funny given the original book. It's been a looooooong time and I'm probably due for a reread, but something huge in the book was the helplessness of individual political actors in a scheme so, so much larger than themselves, and the way their attempts to take control or exercise power often ended up hurting themselves and others, because the whole game was rigged. I understand that the dual goal was to simplify the story for the stage (although complex, intense political stories HAVE been done onstage--though obviously by people much braver than Wicked's adapters) and to cut back on a lot of the deep, emotional complexity to make it a palatable romance, but dear lord.

There's so much in the book(s) that the musical couldn't begin to touch, not just about politics either, but about the complexity of human relationships and the failure of people to understand each other. What's painful about the end of the book is how much Elphaba is an exhausted, pulverized, deeply unhappy, mentally ill shadow of herself and that she's been driven to that point not just by a lifelong experience of ostracization and social othering, but also by her involvement in an ultimately failed terroristic political movement that resulted in Fiyero's murder and no meaningful social/political change. Her identification of Fiyero with the Scarecrow is literally mental illness. She's terrified of Dorothy because she thinks Dorothy is the soul she never had--all the innocent, vulnerable aspects of herself that she has spent a lifetime denying because of forces beyond her control, and that innocence and vulnerability is coming to murder her; in the end, she is destroyed by her own fear of her humanity.

[xichengyi]

Spending a Day with Jiujiu Wei Wuxian

JC: ok now Wei Wuxian Jingyi needs a nap at 2 pm, and you need to feed him exactly 12 and after that he needs to--"

Jc was cut off by Wei Wuxian

WY: Yeah yeah Jiang Cheng you've rumbling about that since earlier, trust me at taking care of Jingyi

while rocking Jingyi in his arms and Jiang Cheng sighed

JC: that's the problem I don't trust you on taking care of A Yi

and he rolled his eyes while Wei Wuxian gasped

WY: you've hurt my feelings A Cheng

JC: Oh yeah? The last time i let you took care of A Yi you forgot to let him burp and change diapers

Wei Wuxian grimace of that memory

XC: now now A Cheng just give Wuxian a chance on taking care of A Yi for sure he won't forget again.

Lan Xichen smiled at him but he knows that's a warning from the dominant alpha not to fuck things up again

WY: What a scary alpha husband Jiang Cheng has 🥲( he thought)

Wei Wuxian gulped and Jiang Cheng sighed,

JC: Ok i trust you Wuxian

And Jiang Cheng kissed Jingyi's forehead and scented him with his pheromones and scent, Xichen genuinely smiled at the scene infront of him and he also kiss and scented his pup

JC: adie will miss you Ayi

JY: Bwabwa, awdie

WY: You two will be late to your date, go now and trust Ayi with me

And he escorted the couple to the front door

Jiang Cheng's omega and Xichen's alpha was reluctant to leave their pup with someone due to their past trauma but they also need to bond with each other they've been hella busy these past few months.

WY: Bye² baba, adie

Wei Wuxian used his childish voice while using Jingyi's hand to wave goodbye to his parents departing car.

Wei Wuxian sighed,

WY: its just me and you A Yi let's go

JY: Abwabwa

WY: Yes yes litol guy

and he kissed Jingyi's chubby cheeks and that made the baby Jingyi laugh, he can smell Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen's scent and pheromones.

WY: Gosh your baba and adie scented you so much, your baby scent can't be smelled anymore they're so overprotective of you.

Wei Wuxian is a beta and betas can only smell the pheromones and scent of the alpha and omegas but it doesn't have any effects on him, if his second gender was an alpha or omega maybe he already died due to suffocation of the scents and pheromones that's on Jingyi. If the smell is strong so does the effect.

Alpha and omegas tend to scent their pups to avoid danger and predators, the superior the gender is the stronger the scent.

Lan Xichen is a rare dominant alpha and Jiang Cheng is also a rare dominant omega which makes their scent and pheromones fusty that just 6 feets away from the pup can lead to suffocation of death.

If the predator is a beta like him they won't need to worry where their pup is, cruel it may sound but they have microchip planted inside Jingyi's ear to locate his whereabouts and it will be only taken away when he is old enough to take care of his self and produce his own pheromones and scent to protect his self and assert dominance.

He lied down on the couch and let Jingyi sit on his chest

WY: Ayi you can only speak baba and adie, how bout jiujiu?"

Jy just tilted his head not understanding anything

WY: follow me jiujiu

JY: Shuii shui

WY: noo, jiujiu Xian

JY:tyow tyow

After many tries on Wei Wuxian teaching Jingyi on pronouncing his name he gave up and suddenly he smelled something like burnt... Oh no the rice!

WY: Fuck!! The rice stay here Ayi

and he left the baby on the floor running to the rice cooker.

WY: wew that was close

and he turned to the baby

WY: Ayi just stay here ok? Jiujiu will just also play

Wei Wuxian gave Jingyi his toys and Wei Wuxian also started playing with his consoles

WY: Fuck! Ha! Yeah eat shit!

WY: Shit!

WY: What da heck? Your excuse is such a bullshit, lag is a lame excuse you're just a fuckin noob

Wei Wuxian played for hours when he looked at the clock and his eyes widened its already 1 o clock!

JC: Ayi needs to eat at exactly 12!

He remembered his brother's reminder

WY: Holy! Damn!

he quickly carried Jingyi and feed him baby food

WY: well what's wrong with just an hour late right Ayi?

Jingyi nods and enjoys his baby food and drinks his milk after eating

WY: ayoo let us burp you up little guy

He carried Jingyi and tap his little back while swaying left right and he heard the cutest little burp and Wei Wuxian melted into it

WY: aww that was cute

and he kissed Jingyi's s cheeks. Jingyi giggled. They played and played and change his diapers and shirts and played again that they didn't notice the time again, Wei Wuxian forgot one thing..

JC: We're ho- what the fudge?! Wei Wuxian why is Ayi still awake?!"

Shoot!! He forgot to take Jingyi his nap yikes 😬

JY: bwabwa adwie!!!😄

Jingyi shouts when he saw his parents and he wriggles out on Wei Wuxian's hold, he wants to be with his parents.

WY: About that hehe

Wei Wuxian just scratched his head

Xichen just sighed and picked up his son and smell his pup's scent his alpha calmed down.

Jc just sighed and massage his head

JC: you reall-

JY: fwuk!😄

The three of them stopped breathing and eyes widened maybe they misheard it

JY: bwabwa adwie wushyt fwuk😄

and a giggle was followed by, they heard it right this time. Wei Wuxian was nervous and he doesn't know why and he slowly step back away.

Jc turned to his pup and smiled

JC: Ayi who taught/ where did you heard you that?

Jingyi flashed his big smile

JY: jwujwu thianthian 😄 i hweard hwim thay dowys whay pweying twevi🤗

Jiang Cheng turned to Wei Wuxian he widened his eyes

WY: ahehe A Cheng i think I should go 😅

JC: WEI YING!!!

And Wei Wuxian ran for his life while a mad Jiang Cheng running after him with a thick ass broom

JC: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CURSE WHILE PLAYING INFRONT OF AYI! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

WY: IM SORRY A CHENG I DIDN'T KNOW AYI WAS LISTENING!!

JC: COMEBACK HERE!! IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS!

Xichen just sighed he knows his husband is rapping some curse words on his brother right now, good thing he can only hear some muffled noise inside and a car engine starting on.

He felt a heavy weight on his neck and he saw his pup leaning to him.

JY: bwabwa Ayi thlepy

Xc kiss his son's head as he heard a little yawn

Xichen: hmm good night bud

And he sways his body slowly left and right rocking Jingyi in his arms.

Hope you enjoyed it💙💜