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itsgrimeytime · 10 months
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y'all.
when I tell you I was overcome with writing a oneshot about you and Rick starting a sort of flirting war.
I was OVERCOME by writing a oneshot about you and Rick starting a sort of flirting war.
Like... I swear Rick possessed me, bc holy fuck. I am blushing myself and I'm WRITING it-
y'all...
"Don't make promises you can't keep, sweetheart."
HAS JUST COME OUT OF MY HANDS. LIKE-
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amazon160 · 10 months
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Spot dabbles because the simps need to be fed:
(art ain’t by me I’m so sorry I couldn’t find the og artist 😭)
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-He is the single most awkward man alive, no doubt. Has no filter. Will compliment or critique you on the spot. Hehe. I just noticed the pun there lol. And if it’s not an annoyed critique, he usually gets all flustered after he realizes what he’s just said.
-Spot is real laid back if not an anxious wreck around you. Clearly a bottom. You’ll get him to be more assertive by telling him that when he does, it’s straight up H O T.
-He seems like a “work now, clean later” kind of guy. I mean, we saw how disorganized his house was. It reminds me of Dipper in this one Gravity Falls episode iykyk 😉. Once he moves in with you, he’ll push himself to pick up after himself more often. Until then, he would much rather come to you than you come to his apartment.
-The man can be a scientific perfectionist, but he does not like to clean :(
-Absolutely loves it when you lay your head on his stomach. He’s a lil chub, so he feels like a pillow :3
-Spot is very self conscious of his body, of course. So he will go ballistic when you caress his square like torso or his spindly limbs, like they’re the most perfect things in the world to you.
-He doesn’t understand how you could love someone like him :’(
-When you trace around his spots or sweet talk him about whatever, he can barely sit still underneath you. Any type of praise will send him through the roof.
-So when you’d say it was hot when Spot was assertive? Every now and then, he’ll take that advice. It’ll be easy to kinda just sneak up on ya from behind with his portals.
-He also likes to give you praise as much as you like to give him it. He knows that the assertion needs to go both ways.
-That’ll be its own blurb with more details for another day.
-But.
-I’ve always had a thing for hypnosis, I love it and I don’t see it used too often. But like, imagine Spot pins you onto the bed or the couch or somewhere comfortable. His portals are keeping your arms out of place and he forces you to look at him the way he makes Miles look to the side in the movie
Erm. 😳
-The spot on his face starts to swirl, or ripple, or whatever motion and you feel all groggy under his gaze, making way for Spot to take advantage of you while you’re under his trance.
AAA--
-I’m not the usual fan of yandere but for a lil wimp like Spot to be acting that way would be HOO--MAMA--especially if this were after his transformation and the end of the movie.
-You wouldn’t stand a chance.
-AND tbh his voice is just so 😩 especially when it’s distorted
-Like is it just me-? Idk.
-He doesn’t like doing the spicy all that much, he’s mostly into the fluff and domestic bits of your relationship. Don’t get me wrong, he appreciates what intimacy he’ll get, but not so much the SPICY stuff y’know
-And this is whether or not you’d say he has his part. For some reason this became a discussion with me and some friends and one of them literally went “maybe it’s in a hole somewhere”. So if that’s where you wanna go, go for it. Heck, I’ve still seen some art of stuff coming out of that face-spot of his. Y’know, the one spot on his head 😋
That’s all the dribbles FOR NOW, but I intend on getting a not spicy but mild blurb of Spot along with that hypnosis concept XD
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kisakis-boyfriend · 25 days
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A collection of spicy Mitsuru + Akihiko thoughts. I'm weak for these two, what can I say? 😌
Contains: Male!reader, dom and sub reader bits, polyamory, college AU/adult AU, riding, rough sex, dirty talk, simp reader, AkiMitsu
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Being pinned in between Aki and Mitsuru though... mmph. They're flustering you to hell and back, and the only thing you can do is take it. They're groping you and rubbing up against your body, not-so-subtly grinding on you while you're in heaven. 🤤
Another way to be pinned between them is with Akihiko behind you; he's fucking you from behind while you're buried in Mitsuru. Aki's thrusts cause you to thrust inside of her, controlling how you fuck her with his movement 🥴
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Mitsuru pushing you down onto the bed (not being rough but not exactly being gentle either), removing your clothes and riding you for the first time!! When she finally sinks all the way down and you're balls deep in her pussy, just so pussydrunk that all you can do is grip her hips and fuck up into her. She's so beautiful on top of you like this; with her hair framing her face nicely and her tits bouncing with every thrust.
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Mitsuru prefers to be on top, though not necessarily being A Top. She likes riding you and Aki (and riding your faces 👀). Of course the queen is on top, it's where she belongs 💅
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I think these two have a lot in common when it comes to sex-related characteristics.
They're both extremely vocal during. Nonstop grunts, groans, moans, panting, etc etc
Very gutteral groans when it feels good
S tier bottoms 👌
S tier tops too though 👌
If you bend them over something and just start fucking them, they won't complain unless you'll more than likely get caught
Bisexual switch/vers king and queen ❤️❤️
They're both obsessed with heavy make out sessions. Pressed together tightly, desperately grasping at clothes, lips becoming sore, dry humping each other type of make outs 🥴
The only difference that I really noted is their opinions on quickies; Akihiko kind of likes them, Mitsuru isn't as enthusiastic. I mean, she will, if the opportunity presents itself at a time when she's pent up/desperately needs relief. But she's not going to be the one who suggests a quickie. She'd rather wait until you can spend more time together.
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At first, neither of them can wrap their head around the fact that you're not exactly joking when you say “Please beat me up.” or “I wish Akihiko/Mitsuru would do that to me.” when you're literally in the midst of battle... (Rip teammates who have to hear you simping)
However, if you sit down and explain what you mean, they will eventually oblige. Every once in a while Mitsuru will use you as her personal furniture or step on you. Just the same, Aki will step on you and choke you if you ask nicely 👉👈
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Despite its dangers, Akihiko is very into shower sex. There have been multiple occasions where the two of you fucked in the showers at the gym after a joint workout. Just pressing one another against the wall; hearts pounding and bodies sweaty as your adrenaline drives you to not give a shit about getting caught.
Or maybe he just enjoys it when you pin him against the wall... Well, whatever. He just wants you to take what belongs to you really. It doesn't matter where you are, take him doggy style and tell him how much you love fucking him against things~
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Soooo... You know how Mitsuru slips a bit of French into her sentences? Yeeeaaahh Akihiko loves that. Hearing the language fall so effortlessly from her pretty lips makes the poor guy melt. Especially when she whispers in his ears all of the pet names that he likes ❤️
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Hearing Aki call Koromaru a 'good boy' every night while I explore Tartarus has been uh... An Interesting Experience, to put it mildly. 😳
Anyways... Akihiko calling you "good boy" randomly because he knows you're embarrassed by how turned on you get. That's all.
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cowboyfromh3ll · 7 months
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AHHHH FANTASTIC!!!!!!
okay so , I'll just send one for kieran.. I LOVE SEEING OTHeR PEOPLE WRITE FOR HIM BECAUSE I DO SO MUCH :) <3
so for a request, maybe it's after kieran gets off the tree, and the reader (either gender neutral or fem but its up to you! <3) notices he has a slight limp and he complains about his back hurting a bunch, so the reader is like
"well why don't you come to my tent tonight and i'll help you out?" and kieran (reluctantly) agrees , and supposedly he's just getting a back massage
so in the evening he goes to readers tent, they/she has a lantern and a bottle of oil and shes like "go on and take off your shirt", SEEMINGLY innocently (and it'd be better tbh if they/she didn't ACTUALLY have any intentions)
so he does and they start giving him a back massage, maybe straddling the back of his thighs as they do so and at first its quiet, and it feels SO. SO good and kieran moans by accident
and, they're like.. 😳 okay.. but they keep going and say nothing , and things start getting a bit more tense when he keeps moaning and reader feels him squirm and sees him trying to rut his hips into their cot ..
... and things get.. spicy...
THIS IS DEF NOT SELF INDULGENT AND I HOPE ITS NOT TOO MUCH!!!! I HOPE ITS OKAY TO ASK FOR THIS ITS TOTALLY OKAY IF NOT BUT PLEASE I'D LOVE TO SEE THIS AND YOU'RE WRITING IS AMAZING !!! TAKE YOUR TIME <333333 :(
Heaven Is A Bedroom
(Kieran Duffy x Fem!Reader Smut)
I didn't edit this 🖤
Warnings: smut, unprotected sex
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Kieran was broken for good, though the weepy, petulant state he occupied for the first few weeks after being tied to the tree did thankfully fade. He’d been starved and humiliated, something you never partook in, but you did occasionally go and chat with him, offering him any food you did have. Admittedly, you had harbored disdain for Kieran initially, looking down on him for his status as an O’Driscoll, but it was only after seeing how pathetic of a state the man truly was in that you began pitying him. Even if others were around to watch you, you would unabashedly go over and clean Kieran up, spoon feeding him what you could, and talking to him about mundane little topics. You also hadn’t been shy about telling anyone who chastised you to fuck off, arguing that you were grown and could do what you wanted. Kieran himself had been hesitant to accept your services, who could blame him, but seeing how you were so passionate about doing it, and how he didn’t have many options, he took what he could from you.
You watched on in slight amusement as Bill terrorized Kieran, a burgeoning sense of annoyance rising in you when you saw him with glowing red shears in his hand. If it were anyone else, you would’ve swatted their hands away, but you did not want to deal with Bill. You couldn’t help but gasp and ogle when they forced Kieran’s pants down. Part of you wanted to yell at them to stop, another part of you wanted to laugh at just how unfortunate the situation was. It seemed as though every time Kieran’s pain and suffering reached its crescendo, it somehow managed to reach infinite more peaks. You dare not look at Kieran for too long, granting him some sort of dignity.
In a matter of minutes, Kieran had managed to find himself relieved from his restraints, being untied so he could lead a few of the men to who knows where. You watched on in vague interest, relieved he had managed to rid the camp of a few of the men. ‘If only he had taken Micah with him’ you thought. Besides your own catty thoughts, you made a mental note of Kieran’s limp. You smiled in excitement at the opening that presented itself to you. Offering a massage to Kieran might be another act of kindness you could grant him, helping him feel more at home. Perhaps Kieran’s hearty reserves of suffering made him pliable enough to accept such an invitation.
After their return to camp, you had been one of the first to hear from Arthur about Kieran’s brave act in saving him. Rather heroic for someone so callus he claimed. The story was quite delightful, certainly affirming the fact that he was deserving of a massage. A prize for such a victory you thought.
“Hey Kieran.” You approached him with a cup of coffee in hand. The way he turned to look at you was akin to a child being caught doing something they weren’t supposed to do, even though he was only brushing the horses.
“Oh, hey, (Name).” His voice cracked with nervous inflection. That same timid pronunciation that made you feel a sense of endearment for him.
“I heard about what you did today.” You smiled while taking a sip of your coffee. “Real brave of ya, saving the life of the camp’s big, strong man.” You giggled, motioning over towards Arthur.
“Yeah well, I feel like if I didn’t then Bill or John would’ve thought I was the one who killed Arthur then killed me…” He said sheepishly. The two of you stood there awkwardly, processing the morbid implications of his remark. Kieran wanted to slap himself.
“But uh, I managed to gain my freedom! In a way, even though I’m not allowed outside of camp, at least I’m not tied to that tree anymore. They almost let me go entirely, but I had to argue with ‘em a bit…” You nodded in understanding. Kieran was right, a decent point of contention was the fact that he saved Arthur’s life. And was riding with the gang not more freeing than the gripping fear of looming death by Colm O’Driscoll himself had he not continued to stay with the gang?
“Well I noticed you were limping there.” You pointed out his awkward gait, circling your finger as you looked at his legs.
“Yeah well, being tied to a tree ain’t too comfortable. My back hurts real bad.” Kieran stretched, and as if on cue, his back cracked painfully loud, causing you to wince.
“Well if you’d like, I can give you a massage.”
The forwardness of your request caused Kieran to choke on his own spit, and you watched on in concern as he gripped his chest, doubling over as he tried to gather himself. His face flushed so hard you thought something might rupture if any more blood arrived.
“If you’d like of course… you don’t gotta… accept.”
“No! No, I mean, I’d appreciate it very much, yes.” He interjected, nodding overzealously. You smiled in satisfaction, nodding to yourself.
“Alright then! I’ll see you in my tent tonight.”
If anyone were around you and heard that sentence they might have thought you were inviting Kieran to sleep with you. Kieran seemed to have had the same thought when he realized how suggestive the invitation sounded, but he did not want to pop your bubble of obliviousness. Nor did he think that’s what you were suggesting anyways. Kieran was at least given something to look forward to that night.
Upon his arrival to your tent, he might as well have been greeted by you stark naked. Because in seeing the low light of the singular oil lamp and the bottle of oil, his mind went straight to the gutter. Though your enthusiasm to help overrode any sensual thoughts he might’ve had. Your wide smile and rosy cheeks looked far too innocent to be entertaining such thoughts.
“Hey Kieran!” You greeted, patting the cot next to you. You rested on your knees, waiting for Kieran to make himself comfortable. He continued to stand at the flaps of your tent in consideration, giving this whole ordeal a second thought. He definitely wanted it, but he had never had this done to him before; he simply didn’t want to embarrass himself. Adding to that, what if this whole proposition was part of some twisted, elaborate prank you had set up with a few of the others to embarrass him.
“Get in here already!” You ushered, dragging him in by the arm, effectively leaving any doubts he had outside the tent. He laughed dryly to himself, feeling his muscles tense up even more. He stood there awkwardly, as if he were instructed to carry out a bank robbery and was sent in without a single instruction; he didn’t know what to do.
“Take off your shirt.” You instructed, opening the bottle of oil and rubbing it on your hands. The glowing light from the lamp gave your hands an orange glow. The instruction caused Kieran’s mind to go to the gutter once again. Shakily, he began unbuttoning the front of his shirt, his eyes darting from his shirt then to you with each button he undid. As more of his torso was revealed, he began to fidget uncomfortably. He felt your eyes boring through his torso as he slid his shirt off hesitantly. After weeks of malnourishment, he had suddenly become incredibly self conscious of his body. He looked back up at you once again and felt a small sense of relief when he saw your smile.
“Alright, now lay down.” You patted the cot once again and moved aside to make room for him to climb on. He grunted as he adjusted himself, letting out a sigh he didn’t know he had been holding when he relaxed his limbs and released his full weight onto the cot. His muscles went rigid when he felt you move onto his back, straddling the back of his thighs and putting your body weight on him.
He pushed himself up with his forearms frantically, looking back at you.
“W-W-Wait what are you doing?!” He swallowed hard, beginning to tremble. He felt as though you might call Bill or Arthur in any second now.
“I’m just getting into position! Relax…” Kieran’s eyes widened when your slipper hands slid onto his shoulders, giving them a squeeze before gently pushing his chest back against the cot again. You realized how much he was trembling, pursing your lips when you realized how much work you had to do.
“Alright…” He tried to relax for you, putting his arms to his side, a gesture of vulnerability that was a milestone for him. He heard you giggle to yourself above him, blowing hot air onto your hands before touching his shoulders once again. You dug your digits into the knots in his shoulders, pressing in circular motions. It took everything in Kieran to not unleash the most embarrassing sounds of his lives.
The massage was undeniably good. You’d first worked on his shoulders, alternating between cupping one of your hands in a c shape and dragging along his traps, to using your thumbs to dig into the muscles. You grimaced when you felt the knots shift beneath your fingers, admittedly becoming a little squeamish. Sometimes you’d even go in with your elbow.
“You’re real tense.” You’d comment, to which he laughed bashfully. “Yeah…”
You reached for the bottle of oil next to your foot, leaning down before unscrewing it and pouring more into your hand. Some of the thick liquid seeped through your fingers and dripped onto Kieran’s lower back, to which he would arch his stomach off the cot momentarily. Your hands traveled from his shoulders down along his dorsi, where you’d form your hands into knuckles and dug them in, dragging them along the muscle. Kieran would let out the occasional curse or hiss, to which you’d both laugh at. But when you began massaging a particularly sore spot, he let out an incipient moan.
You froze; Kieran felt you freeze. You both sat there in a mortified silence as you let the awkwardness from what you’d just heard settle in. You let out a pithy laugh to try and cut the tension, feeling just how rigid Kieran’s thighs had gotten under you.
“You uh, must be really enjoying yourself.” You joked stiffly.
“Yeah…” Was all he could say in return; he sounded incredibly strained.
You continued to massage him in silence, grunting occasionally as you put your weight into working his muscles loose. He let out a few more squeaks and groans out, and eventually you felt Kieran shift under you, and you almost wanted to chastise him and tell him to stay still, when you realized he was rutting into your cot.
You retracted your hands, making varying facial expressions until your jaw opened slightly, eyes widening. He was grinding into your cot. You realized what he was trying to do. You slid off his thighs, confusing him. He looked back at you confused, hoisting himself up on his elbows to look at you.
“What happened?” He asked. Though he wasn’t completely oblivious as to your reasoning. A sense of depreciation began to spread through his shoulders like a cold wind; had he completely weirded you out by moaning. He felt his stomach turn when he saw you sit before him on the ground next to the cot, looking at the ground as you tried to find your words. You eventually found it in yourself to look up at him, opening your mouth to speak, though it would be a moment before you actually said anything.
“Do you… want me to touch you?” You asked.
Kieran laid there and stared at you, bewildered. Did you mean what he thought you meant? Touch how? He wanted to ask, but he didn’t want to sound dumb. Perhaps you just meant keep touching him, as in a massage, but it had already been established that you were allowed to. He turned on the cot to better face you, forgetting himself momentarily and revealing his erection to you. Your eyes moved towards it and remained on it, indicating what you truly meant to Kieran. His breaths became shaky with apprehensiveness as he clenched and unclenched his fists. Slowly he nodded, unable to get the words out. There was an underlying sense of adolescence in the way the two of you were so nervous. Kieran sat up and leaned his back against the tent, scooting over slightly to the left to allow you room to sit next to him. You both carried yourself with uneasiness, not sure how to proceed and move this moment along.
“Uh…can I…?” You trailed off, making an unbuttoning motion with your hand before pointing at his pants. He stared at you before nodding, suddenly feeling his throat become dry. With shaky hands, you undid the front of his jeans, pushing them open before sliding your hand in. Your fingers combed through his pubic hair before you felt his appendage, pausing and giving yourself a mental pep talk before gripping his base. You pulled his cock out slowly, revealing it to yourself. The dim lighting of the tent made it difficult to see clearly, yet you could see his glistening tip when you tugged on his cock. Kieran was sucking in shaky breaths as you studied it, feeling a wave of self consciousness as you kept looking.
“Oh!” You suddenly pulled away, exclaiming excitedly. You reached for the bottle of oil, uncorking it before splashing some more onto your hands carelessly. In your haste, your nightgown staining with the liquid, a problem you would worry about later. He suddenly felt all the more excited watching you lather your hands in the oil, the light shining on them to make them appear waxy and slick. Carefully, you picked up his cock again and slowly slid your hand down his length, reveling in the wanton groan he let out. He threw his head back before lolling it to the side.
“Don’t be too loud…” You hushed. “We don’t wanna get found out!”
The very idea of people knowing caused a shudder to rack through Kieran. He could already imagine the weeks of teasing he’d have to endure. All the terrible phrases and words that would be tossed around. Not to mention, you’d also probably be on the receiving end of some bullying as well. You began stroking his cock, a consistent slick sound becoming distinct with each pump of your hand. You bit your bottom lip in concentration, using the pitch and volume of his moans to pick up on what you should and shouldn’t do. Soon enough, his erection was glistening with a mix of pre cum and oil. You laughed breathlessly, giddy that you were doing this right now.
Excitement replaced apprehension as the two of you continued, and you subsequently allowed Kieran to pull your nightgown off. It took some convincing on your behalf, insisting he was allowed to look and touch, but he eventually worked up the courage to do it. He looked from your breasts back at you as if asking for permission. You nodded with a smile, beckoning his touch. He trembled as he cupped your breasts, seemingly fascinated by the soft globes of flesh in his hands, particularly the feeling of your hardening nipples poking into his palm. He forgot about his erection, insteading focusing on touching you now. His hands slid down your sides, tickling you and making you squirm.
“I’m ticklish…” You chided playfully, grabbing his wrists. Your face lit up to indicate you had another idea, and you reached for the bottle of oil again. You demanded Kieran show his hands so that you could pour oil on them, doing him the favor of rubbing the substance in.
“Rub me all over.” You raised your brows and moved your shoulders side to side playfully, your breasts moving in tandem. More confidently this time, Kieran ran his hands over your, stopping to squeeze your breasts before traveling down towards your hips. He repeated this in circular motions, properly oiling you up. You squirmed and gasped, half from pleasure and half from feeling ticklish.
Without warning, you got up and removed your bloomers, the only article of clothing you were left wearing. Kieran gasped in surprise, not sure himself how far this was going to get. He supposed he got his answer. You stopped and turned to look at him before stepping out of them.
“What?” You asked in confusion.
“Oh, I didn’t know we’d be…” He trailed off, still unsure about the implications. You looked down at your feet, realizing your brashness.
“Oh…We don’t have to if you don't want to!” You reassured, making a motion to pull your bloomers back on. You felt a tinge of embarrassment; perhaps you had also misread the situation?
“No no, I want to…” He nodded and cleared his throat. “Only if you want to…” He added.
You smiled widely, feeling a non sexual urge of adoration for him. “Yes, I want to too.”
You hurriedly kicked your bloomers off before walking towards the cot. You placed a lithe hand on Kieran’s chest and pushed him to lay flat on the cot. Quickly, you poured even more oil onto your hands and rubbed it on your cunt, gasping at your ministrations. He raised his hips to aid you in shuffling his pants lower before you straddled his hips. You pushed your pubis into him, releasing low moans in unison.
Hurriedly, you lifted your hips as he assisted you in inserting himself. You sat down on his lap fully, taking his engorged cock in all at once. You placed a hand over Kieran’s mouth as you began bouncing on his lap, the only sounds in the room being his muffled moans and the slapping of skin on skin. You bit your lip to prevent yourself from being loud, rather focusing all your attention on raising and lowering yourself.
Your thighs burned at the repeated action, but you willed yourself to continue, only stopping momentarily to keep the burning at bay before continuing quickly after. Kieran came quickly after, but you kept going. Even when his muffled moans turned into high pitched whines from overstimulation, you chased your own release.
You retracted your hand, smirking down at Kieran. He looked completely debauched, his face red and sweaty, eyes watering from pleasure. You teased him by playing with your tits, rubbing even more oil on them as you pulled and squeezed your own nipples. He looked hypnotized by the way they bounced with each motion. Eventually, you trailed a hand down between your legs, spreading your glistening folds for Kieran so he could watch as you rubbed your clit. You threw your head back and let loose a string of curses, cumming all over Kieran’s cock with fervor.
You stilled on his lap, smiling as you gasped and tried to catch your breath. You looked down at Kieran who was smiling back at you. Kieran remained in you as you laid down on his chest, ear to his heart as you listened to it gradually slow down.
“Wow.” He gasped, causing you to giggle.
“Wow, indeed.” You added. The two of you laid there silently, basking in the afterglow of sex.
“Did you like your massage?” You asked suddenly, craning your neck to face him.
“Yes, definitely. Especially the part that came after.” He joked. Your laughter was cut off by angry footsteps outside your tent.
“Are you two done yet?!” It was Bill. “Camp isn’t exactly the most private area y’know!”
The two of you looked at eachother, a look of shared knowledge as you braced yourselves for the weeks of teasing waiting down the line for you.
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Heaven Is A Bedroom - TV Girl
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tillthelandslide · 1 year
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can i get something w george where like reader is famous and kind of has been for a while now like since her and george were teens and before they got together george was like a huge fan? right ok so here’s what i’m thinking. it’s a holiday or something maybe christmas or his bday and she goes to his childhood home w him for the holiday and spends time in his bedroom and lmao he has like posters of he in his room that he used to totally fangirl over and just him like internally freaking out in realization that she’s actually there in his bedroom idk i just want to feel fangirled over by a hot man rn hope this makes sense
Obsessed - George Daniel Instagram AU
As we spoke about... I made this into a Instagram AU. Hope everyone enjoys, I used charli xcx as a face claim just because she's fit af and the have some spicy photos with each other
Hope you like it :)
yourinstagram:
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yourinstagram new songs coming soon, watch this space
Liked by bedforddanes75, yourbestfriend and 789,829 others
yourbestfriend fit af 🥵 p.s George from the 1975 has a crush on you
-> yourinstagram thanks bb and shut up
bedforddanes75 Jesus 😍
-> yourbestfriend told you
-> yourinstagram @yourbestfriend you need to stop. Hi @bedforddanes
-> bedforddanes75 hi 😳
yourinstagram:
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yourinstagram I heard a famous man in a cool band fancied me and I think he's fit so I wrote a song about it.
Liked by bedforddanes75, trumanblack, yourbestfriend and 789,094 others
bedforddanes75 I don't just fancy you, I'm obsessed 😍
-> yourinstagram good to know
trumanblack this man has been obsessed with you since he was 16
-> yourinstagram thank you for that information
fan2 imagine someone as famous as y/n saying she fancies you over Instagram
-> fan3 i mean he is also famous
fanaccount:
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fanaccount Y/n and George Daniel from the 1975 spotted looking loved-up in London yesterday
fan1 ever thought about their privacy? na? cool
fan2 omg but how cute do they look
fan3 this happened quick
-> fanaccount tbf think they started flirting over instagram like 6 months ago so its been a while now
bedforddanes75:
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bedforddanes75 going home for my birthday, introducing the fam to my love @yourinstagram
Liked by yourinstagram, trumanblack and 81,873 others
yourinstagram we cute bby
-> bedforddanes thats all you bby
-> yourinstagram shhh let me love on you
yourbestfriend CONFIRMED?
-> yourinstagram CONFIRMED!
-> yourbestfriend thank fuck, i couldnt keep it secret anymore
trumanblack my parents
-> bedforddanes weirdo
yourinstagram:
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yourinstagram as spotted in George Daniels room
Liked by bedforddanes, rass1975 and 758,189 others
bedforddanes75 you absolute menace
-> yourinstagram shouldn't have trusted me in your childhood room
rass1975 always thought it was weird
-> yourinstagram it's hot dont deny it
-> bedforddanes oi @rass1975 fuck off
bedforddanes75:
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bedforddanes75 used to dream about grabbing your tit and now I can do it whenever I want
Liked by yourinstagram, jamieoborne and 56,819 others
yourinstagram you are an absolute nightmare
-> bedforddanes75 but you love it
-> yourinstagram absolutely ♥️
trumanblack how did you find the one girl who is not freaked out by your obsession
-> bedforddanes75 im great in bed what can i say?
-> yourinstagram true
yourinstagram:
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yourinstagram get someone who is obsessed with you @bedforddanes75
Liked by bedforddanes75, yourbestfriend and 674,000 others
bedforddanes75 i love you sweetheart
-> yourinstagram i love you more
yourbestfriend help me find one please
-> yourinstagram i know someone who is single @trumanblack
-> yourbestfriend fuck off
yourinstagram stories:
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faerieyuri · 26 days
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9 & 19
9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed!
Ok I can never pick just one of these, so have 3 Faerie Yuri (TM) reviews arranged in order of spiciness:
The Sum of Two Halves by @sandboxer- A short and sweet fic that packs SO many crunchy Edgeworth character moments it's like eating trail mix. It's so relatable to follow Edgeworth as he examines the ways he's relegated his own gay identity to the sidelines, and satisfying to see how one small act brings him authenticity (and opens up the door to love, even?) Probably the fic that makes me feel sappiest, and I'm not a sappy person when it comes to fic.
spend the night by @loopylostandfound- have you ever considered shipping Apollo Justice x Simon Blackquill? Well, you should, and I suggest this short erotic fic as an appetizer. I love fics that take one canon line and run with it, and this one starts with Simon's canon proposition to Apollo to "spend a night in the clink" with him...so that he doesn't succumb to temptation 😳 this fic will live in my head forever.
And finally, la petite mort by @blackcvrds- This one is pure delicious Krisnix sadomasochism with lovely prose. It feels like I'm watching a spider eat something caught in its web, only do caught bugs usually get this horny about it? 🤔 Spellbinding and made me excited about a kink I normally don't seek out!
19. What's your favourite thing about [Ace Attorney fandom] (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)?
I'll answer this about the little slice of fandom that feels like home, rather than the broader fandom which I have mixed feelings on -- in the past two years I have met so many kind and open hearted people who bring love and enthusiasm to this fandom in a way I can't help but find infectious. Because of them, I've grown to appreciate the deeper dimensions of these characters and opened my mind to new ways of seeing and critiquing art. And I also would not have published as much fic as I have without having had a community to cheerlead/make me laugh/give me brainworms :D
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sugar-omi · 6 months
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i can't stop thinking about mc getting back together with rockstar cove after the stalker thing, years down the track, they kind of meet each other and fall in love all over again... or a more spicy route where they meet each other again and spend a night together and rekindle an old flame 😳
NO BC IM THINKING ABT IT RN
however you rekindle your relationship, its rough. because you both went thru so much but i can see cove as so helplessly weak for you and it's even more obvious how he melts over you
you'll be rambling or just tryna eat your sandwich, and he's turning into a puddle in his seat because age has done you so many favors. youre even more lovely than when he met you the first time, or when you were together, and even more lovelier than the day you left
he'd be so soft. grabbing things for you, buying you lunch.. just such a contrast to when you were together
i wanna see him mellow out, so much so you don't recognize him
of course he's still brash sometimes, still spontaneous and wild and so busy. but he's so calm, moves like a slow wave instead of a crashing storm
asks to hold your hand, stares at you like you're not real because its been too long, he has to be dreaming....
want him to say things he might not have, or say them in a more delicate way because he realizes how precious your time is now. how lucky he is to have a 2nd chance
doesn't just tell you youre beautiful/handsome, tells you he means it and you take his breath away and no one has ever come close, and he says it with the softness only a rough man can speak in when faced with his greatest love. a love that tops every mortal need or want.
AND THE SEX I WAS THINKIGN ABT THE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME
he'd be so sweet, takes his time with you and kisses you everywhere, pulls you apart before he even gets to the main event.
holds your hand while doing it, wraps your legs around his waist and you're chest-to-chest, not a single space between your bodies, like he's trying to melt you two down until you're one person
tells you he loves you, how gorgeous you are, how good you are, how he missed you, how he has you (you both know it has 2 different meanings)
brings you to tears. but he cries first. its just so intimate please....
pls i have so many thoughts, i need to get back to cooking bc this is such an idea n im dying for it
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jupiter-pls · 1 year
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I posted 195 times in 2022
That's 50 more posts than 2021!
29 posts created (15%)
166 posts reblogged (85%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@calvinahobbes
@deadandphilgames
@ahappydnp
@normalamber
@heartsopenminds
I tagged 186 of my posts in 2022
Only 5% of my posts had no tags
#dnp art - 55 posts
#thats. our. dan. - 28 posts
#phan art - 21 posts
#phanart - 19 posts
#jupiter drws - 16 posts
#daniel howell - 13 posts
#!!! - 13 posts
#phantober - 10 posts
#🥺 - 10 posts
#phantober2022 - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#they properly broke me when the split or went on hiatus or whatever they called it i now just have zero feelings towards them its so weird
My Top Posts in 2022:
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well, stayed up too late (considering ive got work in the morning) to get something done for the @phantoberofficial day 10 prompt. 2 in 1 day! late into the evening! when ive had all day to work on them! love that spicy adhd brain! 👌🏻
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kind of just doing what i can when i can rn for @phantoberofficial. can't remember if this was actually a phil & phriends thing before were blessed with the video version or not OH WELL!
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im a little behind 😳 i did actually start this on day 6 at least? she's finally finished for the @phantoberofficial prompt of enchanted! ✨️🐦🐇🦌✨️ (full disclosure the background is not by me but ~borrowed from the mouse cause its taken me long enough already christ)
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v happy dan is a simple moon loving gay cause same, never change. is that some ~old branding vibes sneaking in, who knows? see you in a week pal!
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is halloween i guess, self proclaimed sad clown living up to his title (tho we all know his inner 🤠 isn't far away) 🖤🤍🖤🧡🖤
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hi zaina!! i saw your post on the girls and it is quite sad that they don't get as much attention as the guys do 😖
what are your thoughts on kahina/kahokano? its my favorite ship of all time and i feel like they'd just be really neat together!! it may seem incredibly random but it makes too much sense in my head lol
Ahhhh hi!!!!! 💕💗 how are you!!
So the first couple times I looked at this ask, I thought you meant Kataoka x Okano…and my brain was confused like “oh why would that be random lol, they’re besties?”
And now I just realized you probably meant Kaho 😂😭 omggg ok yeah that is a random combo but I’m here for it 👀
Kaho is the kind of person that Okano thinks she’s jealous of tbh. A girl who’s secure in her femininity, gets guys with little effort (seemingly), and just overall has an “it girl” kind of look. Note that this isn’t the reality, but it’s what Okano would choose to see
But if in some type of scenario, they’re forced to spend time together or they’re somehow pulled together, I think that jealousy would fade and fade until it’s just…attraction. Like it becomes an admiration and realization of Kaho’s true personality, not just what Okano chose to selectively think.
Also I see Okano as someone who would struggle with her sexuality. It takes her a while to realize she’s bi/queer, and even then, it takes a lot of time and growth to really understand her attraction to people. (Am I projecting? Maybe a little 😳 a lot actually)
Meanwhile on Kaho’s end, I don’t think she would immediately see Okano as “her type.” Likewise, I think it would take some time for her to get to know her. But she admires a lot of Okano traits, like how decisive she is, how she doesn’t take shit from anyone, how passionate she is, etc.
Who makes the first move? Kaho for sure lmao, she’s always doing the chasing
Now imagine Okano teaching her how to do complicated flips and skateboard tricks lol 💗😂 and then treating Kaho’s scrapes afterwards
Imagine Kaho getting her random plushies and cutesy things, styling her hair for her, and making her try spicy foods but is prepared to give ice cream to Okano after lol
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wizzycore · 2 years
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Here’s an ask! You’ve talked about how different Raven and Spider would be in your Godswap AU. But how differently would you envision things if Raven and Spider had the same domains, but switched roles. Raven is still the God of Light but is the “main antagonist” after escaping her prison. On the other hand Spider would still be the God of Shadow, but have the role of the Spiral’s “benevolent god.” And how would Bartleby factor into this?
Also I imagine each of these gods creating multiple children lol.
ohhhh... this is so spicy.
i got this ask yesterday[queue update: i think this will post in like... a week?] and im literally still tickled about it....
ok, so.
ohhh man, no, this is juicy. because the young wizard is responsible for freeing raven AND spider, so even when raven and spider's narrative roles reverse yw is still left w the shame and the short end of the stick....
so, the obvious answer would be that spider becomes the narrator. the nature of wizard101 is that supposed benevolence is your guide -- that goodness is the voice in your head that you listen to.
but i think it'd be more satisfying and more horrifying if the betrayal we feel in arc 3 with raven is more than just 'desisting' from light -- but that light itself was never goodness, and the shadow abilities that the yw so dreaded learning were instead the only moral path forward.
so, then, raven is still the narrator. but she only masquerades as a gentle guide in order to bring the yw closer to uncaging her.
as for why the yw in this scenario? in wintertusk, all who live there know raven as a scheming witch, and no matter raven's power, it would be in her better interests to find somebody illiterate in spiral lore to help her....
but as for what she'll do once she's out?...
😳
as a more serious answer, i think raven's antagonism wouldn't really kick in until arc 3 proper. she'd only start antagonizing the yw once she could confirm they're in cahoots w/ spider. and yw wouldn't be able to convince anybody that shadow isn't evil, that the casting out of morganthe was all in vain, that the council of light is backing somebody who becomes actively hostile to the spiral when pushed into a corner and loosed of her order....
spider, on the flipside, probably wouldn't necessarily be a GOOD guy, but i like to imagine in this scenario spider's presence as a benevolent god is centered in pity that turns to genuine admiration for spiral creatures, a shift from looking out through the pit to interacting often w the young wizard and people other than his children. i think that a universe that contains his essence, even if stolen, if he can see his own roots in it, he would be able to find love for it. in a kind of sad way. and so his aim would be to preserve at the very least his parts, if not the entire thing if forced to do so (while raven would seek to destroy it all and try again, shamed and panicked by the constant calamity the spiral brings itself)....
it definitely wouldn't be as quick story beats as regular arc 3. i think it would be more contemplative.
bartelby's task, i think, would be widely the same, and so would mellori and bat's. they form the paradox that the yw encapsulates coming together as allies, so no matter how and why spider and raven are opposed i think the task of the gang stays the same, with only their tensions and dynamics changed.
ahh idk 😭 its very abstract to me
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ultraviolet-ink · 1 year
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For the ask game: Seishirou Jigoku, Genshin Asogi, and Yujin Mikotoba?
I think about the original exchange students a normal amount lol! I'm also putting this under a cut to save the scrolling because I am never concise XD Prompts here!
Seishirou Jigoku
Sexuality Headcanon: I bounce back and forth with him haha. I really like playing around with gay Jigoku who really tries to lean into hypermasculinity because of the setting/time period (the same goes with AroAce as well, he just really tries to lean into the roles he's "supposed" to play as a man) Can you tell I've taken a sociology course or two this semester? XD
Gender Headcanon: Cis Man, I didn't really think of much variation here, he's just what he is on the tin haha
A ship I have with said character: So I kinda went down a rabbit hole for MikoJigo haha! (Also, shameless self promo for @aaholidayrare which I am helping run! Less than a month WHOOP!) I also enjoy Jigotex/JigoHart, because I am here for messy bitches who are extremely toxic for each other and will be the other's source of destruction. I find it so interesting because I think that they both kind of hate the other, but dammit they're spicy! :D
A BROTP I have with said character: Yujin and Genshin! I really do love the tragedy of their friendships, and I am determined to write more of them!
A NOTP I have with said character: tbh Jigo////Aso, I can see why it's enjoyed, and I do love messy drama, but it's just not for me. Highkey gives me intrusive thoughts, but I can appreciate it from a distance lol
A random headcanon: brattiest bottom to ever bottom in the record of bottoming (shoutout to AA Anon WHOOP!)
General opinion over said Character: He's a really tragic character when you think about it! If he never listened to Stronghart, he could have been a modestly respected official in the judiciary without it all going wrong. His ambition and self-serving was his doom when he pulled that trigger, but really, he was doomed that night in general. I read an amazing fic where Jigoku shot someone ELSE that night, even if he decided to save Genshin, someone was always going to die and that crime will always return to haunt him. It's really the makings of a Greek Tragedy, and I'm determined to write more of him!! Genshin Asogi Sexuality Headcanon: I think its hilarious if he's the one oblivious het guy! he just has all these homoerotic moments but he's just oblivious omg XD
Gender Headcanon: Cis Man
A ship I have with said character: Honestly, him and his wife, I want to know more about Mama Asogi dammit!
A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Klint! As well as him with Jigoku and Seishirou!
A NOTP I have with said character: I guess Gen////Klint. It's not that I think it's bad or anything, I'm just kind of ambivalent on it. Didn't really call out to me
A random headcanon: he cannot whistle. If you also know anything about Victorian era stereotypes on homosexuals, you'll also chuckle at this (Also, read Strangers: Homosexual Love in the Ninteenth Century by Gram Robb)
General opinion over said Character: He's got the potential to be really interesting, especially with how he's seen by others (especially by Kazuma and Barok), but he really is just some guy. I like the simplicity in that, but I would love to know more about him! (The Great Ace Attorney Investigations when Capcom??)
Yujin Mikotoba
Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual icon, he gets all the "that one time in Europe" boyfriends, and the trip was his awakening haha!
Gender Headcanon: He's a Cis Man
A ship I have with said character: I'm HomuMiko trash because TGAA decided to make me the person I was at the age of 12, I already mentioned MikoJigo, and I also helped beta a fic that opened my eyes to MikoBaro! Also, last, but not least, Yujin and Ayame because they seem really sweet, like that first love kind of vibe! Also, maybe having a panic moment where Yujin thinks "shit these Sholmes men are kinda 😳" with Mycroft
A BROTP I have with said character: Like I mentioned with Jigoku, him and Genshin as well! To avoid repeating myself, I also enjoy the dynamic that he and Susato have!
A NOTP I have with said character: I don't really have any NoTPs with him lol
A random headcanon: He's like a fine wine, gets better with age. Also, I don't care what the london model is lying about, mans deserves a dadbod
General opinion over said Character: I think about Mikotoba so much, he's really one of my favorite characters and I love his moral greyness. He lies by omission so much, but he is determined to find the truth as seen with his exploits with Sholmes! He is a good man, but he's also a flawed man!
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oh and. exploration for galin :)
– fortunate redhead kisser
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👖Jeans, skinny jeans, or sweatpants?
PRINCE OF SKINNY JEANS!!!! you think they're a twink and then they put on the black ripped skinny jeans and ur like oh shit that ass.
🐀 What would they do if they were locked in a room with a rat?
SCREAM. "KISA!!!!! OH GODS, KISA!!!!!!"
🐈 How do they react to being cat-called?
Might fully fistfight the person in question. and WIN. if it weren't for Sulien grabbing the back of their shirt and dragging them away.
🚘 What’s inside their glove box?
Like six tubes of chapstick of varying flavours. hair ties that are not theirs. a bottle of cola they stashed in there like two weeks ago that somehow hasn't exploded. important documents. also this is decord's car. galin cannot drive.
🎶 What song do they swear they hate until they’re alone and start singing it on repeat?
world is mine, yk the vocaloid song.... yeah. they know all of the words in both Japanese AND English. there is one arabic cover of this song on YT. don't worry about it.
🔪 Open up this character's kitchen cupboards. What do you see?
A spice rack. Very important. Always stocked. Just think every spicy snack on the market, they are allll in there. Jars of hot peppers as well. Galin the kind of mf to like the hot cheetos mac and cheese ):
😨 They accidentally break a vase. No one is around. What do they do?
Blame Decord probably. (Decord takes the blame) (Sulien knows Galin broke it) (they don't talk about it)
🌭 Deep down, do they believe a hot dog is a sandwich?
"Of course! What else would it be? :D?"
💰 If they won the lottery, how would they spend the money?
They'd blow it on the stupidest shit.... A cruise around Mond?? Yeah!!! Overpriced shows in Fontaine? Hell yeah baby!!!! That rip off merchant in Sumeru? All your stock please! Galin stop.
🎤 Do they sing in the shower? What do they sing?
yes. yes they do. "livin la vida loca" but SHOUT SUNG,,,, (kisa hates them for it. his room is right beside the bathroom... his poor ears are so sensitive..)
😳 Why don’t they like how their voice sounds in recordings?
Too high ): it makes them a lil dysphoric to hear their voice in recordings even though they like it out loud.
🏠 What's the first thing they do when they get home for the evening?
eat lmao, hungry prince. they like to read/watch something while eating :D
🤓 What is one thing that they "nerd out" over?
murder mystery novels. they have a lil book club with Decord and Sulien(and later Ohm + Emil) :) <3
🕺 Do they dance when they're alone? Are they good at it?
Yes! and no! Galin is actually a really good dancer, they learned due to their upbringing. But if they're dancing for fun, it's the stupidest silliest dance in the world because that's FUN!!
🤕 What’s the dumbest way they’ve been injured?
Chopped the tip of their left pointer finger while cutting a cucumber once.
🍺 What's their favorite drinking game? If they don't drink, their favorite card or board game. What's their approach to winning?
"How many numbers can Kisa get in one night at the bar" they are drunk by the time its home time.
🤑 For a million dollars, would they punch their best friend in the nose? Either way, have the character defend their answer.
"Absolutely! Kisa come here :) i'll share with you!" "I'll punch you too we could get two million." "But then my face would hurt, let's just split the one million." "Pussy."
😴 If they talked in their sleep, what weird jumble of words would come out?
Galin the kind of mf to have FULL conversations in their sleep. also some.. odd.. noises.. their dreams are very vocal.
🖌 If they spray-painted a city wall, what would they write / draw?
Some inspirational quote that immediately gets spraypainted over left 4 dead bunker style.
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soulfullofold · 2 years
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HIHIHIHIHIHI #18, #32, #40 OF COURSE and #27 if its cathartic!
😳 writingwritingwriting
#18 Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy version: Questioner provides the passage.
Wellllll after showing up in your dms like buff garf it's been determined that my recent set of haiku will be the victims of this, specifically 457's!
So I guess overall I should begin by saying that tldr; one of the main tenets of haiku is to write from your own experiences. After doing this exercise, I agree; living the moment is the best way to condense it down to a tiny thought nugget moment in haiku. For most of my esk, this is not a problem. I already tend to base my esk where I've lived or been or from my experiences so this was a walk in the park for most of them. 457 is my first esk that really. Challenged me in that way because she's nowhere where I've been or what I've directly experienced. She's kind of still in a mutable space in my mind, I guess, with her nature features being from one place but me wanting to transplant her to another...and there was a lot of thought early on about what time period I wanted her to be from, exactly--ancient hunter or more modern? She's taken like 2% more shape since when I first got her and I really need to do more serious noodling but. I was treating her haiku as like little "obvious" or concrete notes about her personality. Sometimes that's what you gotta do to write lol. Just put something on paper. I was pretty surprised you wanted to know about these, since out of the entire set, these were some of my least favorites overall...Just because I felt they lacked the richness of others that drew on my experiences, because she's in this still-developing limbo, and...I don't think they're really haiku. I think the bitter-snark of her voice fits more for senryū but that's my onion. ANYWAY
ferns on the riverside whip-poor-will in the leaves oh, i will never return here
whip-poor-wills are migratory and I just liked the play between continually coming back to a place and 457's bitterness/sadness/angry spitting "I will never come back here". Self destructive much??? Also it's really subtle but I like the arriving bird & the play on leaves as in leaving idk just a fun thematic element. Though I definitely made a mistake and probably should have said nightjar instead of whip-poor-will bc. w-p-ws ARE in the nightjar family but I think when I wrote this I was thinking more specifically of a nightjar. IT"S FINE it's FIne please forgive me my ornithologist friends
the forest dies unceremoniously i bite back bitter tears against the sweet smell of rot
You know the Smell of a mushroom or a log rotting. Actually I got to Smell It this past week bc I just came back from a hiking & biking trip but YEAH it's such a visceral smell to me. I liked the LOOSE cutting word / juxtaposition between bitter and sweet. I also liked the um. Kind of "if a tree falls in a forest..." thing & 457 whoooo self-isolated herself in life and falls into eskhood unceremoniously. Lost into lost.
hollow as stone light as tin quiet as a thrush
a bundle of contradictions(?) here. stone can be hollow or solid. tin can be light or heavy. birds can sing or be silent. i thought it kind of fit her vibe to be both like. something that she shouldn't be, but also defiantly empty as;kdlfj hard to explain. It's the vibes. I went with tin here specifically because one of the motifs I associate with her is a tin camping mug that she drank her coffee in.
running is futile the earth still follows on the underside of my sole
Ah, I dunno this one felt so 14 year old journal to me but alas here we are. She scrambles through the forest trying to...outrun Something but she's surrounded by forest, inundated in it...isn't that what she Wanted in life? Idk she just has to be a ghost to work out what's been bothering her. I did have an adjacent experience to this where when I came back from hiking in Arizona I found sandy dirt and mud pressed into the soles of my hiking boots, No doubt from Beaver Creek that had somehow dried and stayed lodged in there even after all the other hiking around Prescott. Unlike 457 though I thought it was a delightful discovery :')
forest’s sweet solitude is only for those who refuse to hear
Another kind of eh one for me. I'm continually inspired by Richard Powers' Overstory so this is a brief synthesis of those ideas poured into 457. Aside from that, I was thinking about how peaceful and idyllic people regard forests are when in reality they're buzzing with activity and decay and communication at all times.
ANYWAYS R&R my haiku LOL
32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?
Y'know I've never been a quote person. People always ask like "what's your favorite quote" and I literally never know what to say. I feel like I can never remember ONE line of anything perfectly vs like. The core concepts in peoples' works. I return to images / film bits WAY more often than words.
But when I was thinking about this last night, an iconic line from WTNV popped into my head. It isn't even my favorite by far, but I remember hearing it and thinking wow... it's (i think) from the pilot, about Cecil describing Carlos: "teeth like a military cemetery". Again, not even like one of the more poignant ones but it really impressed on me in 2013. I think one of the hallmarks of my writing (past & present) isssss the way I make comparisons or string together ideas like poetry. Wow that sounds super indulgent but I think that's something that always catches my attention in writing and something that I consciously or subconsciously do with my own. Just the surprising "huh!" evocative connections between ideas. Or like little details. Thinking of johnmountaingoats' lyric in Picture of My Dress about the Dallas Texas Burger King & the extra mayo. The rhythm of it too. Mil-i-tary-ceme-tary. I think of another quote hilariously. Well, not really a quote because I KNOW it's not right and I forget WHO said it. But something like "the place of poetry is on the tongue". I think the rhythm sticks with you there. Plus of course like. Being the first openly gay / queer Media (outside of fic) I ever consumed. That pilot episode meant a lot to bby me!!!
#40 Please share a poem with me, I need it.
How about... Good Bones by Maggie Smith:
Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.
comment for one person only but Buckle about Donny thanks
27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?
Hmm...I was thinking about it and probably honestly Ora. Not because she's stressful to write, but because I put a lot of pressure on myself to get her right. Mostly her dialogue I waffle on, trying to make it Sound like her but not be too curt but not be Too wordy etc. etc. Also out of all my characters, she's the one I do the most research for because of the setting and time period. I like including historical details or making a scene feel plausible for its world so I put a lot of energy into research for her!
THANKS FOR THE AAAAAASK I know it was a doozy!
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🪶Being Asahi Azumane's Girlfriend🪶
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Asahi Azumane x Female reader
(I love season 2 haired Asahi so much 😫)
Asahi's girlfriend is short and cute but she has a fiery side 🔥
Warnings:
A/N: This is an anon request! More Shiratorizawa featuring Shirabu Kenjiro coming soon!
It's a good thing you are spunky YN
If you want a relationship with this man, you are going to have to take the lead 👀
Legit mans has had a crush on your FOREVER
You are tiny, adorable, have the cutest style and look
Mans legit almost passed out when he first saw you 🥵
Daichi and Suga watched in fascination 😏
They knew instantly that their boy had fallen
HARD
Urged him to talk to you
Told him he need to "be assertive"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he'll get right on that guy's
Noya and Tanaka offered to give him pointers
Hinata legit thought it was a volleyball lesson
Noya said he would talk Asahi up to you
Asahi panicked a little 😵
Suga shut that down instantly
He told Noya Asahi had to do this alone
*Deep breathing* ok he was going to do this
Just kidding
You did it first and thank god for that
Legit you might be smol but you are BOLD
"Hi Asahi"
That's all it takes
Mans short circuits
Make sure he's breathing YN
You ask him of he's ok
He doesn't answer
Thank god Daichi is right there
"Hey YN, I think Asahi is a little nervous"
Asahi snaps out of his trance and blurts out
"YN I THINK YOUR CUTE WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?"
You 👉🏻 😳😳
Daichi 👉🏻 😶😐
Suga👉🏻 🤣🤣🤣
Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️
"Umm how about a date first?"
Wait you asked him on a date 😳
Mans forgot everything that just went down
Legit pretty sure he wasn't sane when he blurted the whole girlfriend thing out
"ID LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU YN"
Literally shouts
Like he's shy and quiet but when he's Uber nervous you can't tell me he doesn't project his voice 😅
Suga is dying on the floor with laughter
Daichi is really trying to hold it together
Man is a pillar of support but Asahi is not making it easy
Noya and Tanaka wonder how Asahi managed to grab a babe like you
You simply smile, wave and walk away 😊
Oof
big OOF 🥵
The next few weeks go by 👀
Honestly I can't say much
You guys hit it off instantly
Asahi and you mesh so well
He's very tall, quiet and kinda scary
You are small, adorable and the least scary thing to walk this earth
That is until someone gets on your bad side 👀😶
Legit Asahi knew you were outspoken
Like blunt maybe?
Spicy? For sure 🤗
You had your opinions and nobody could persuade you otherwise
Asahi loved how supportive you were for him and the team
You legit would meet him at practice
You even helped Kiyoko and Yachi out 🥺
Everyone adores you
Noya is your designated bodyguard 🤚🏻
Noya and Asahi have some kind of bro love thing
You don't interfere because it's adorable 😍
You support Karasuno with everything you have
So it's no surprise that you are in the stands during the fall prelims
I mean, our bby crows can use all the love and support they can get
Asahi won't ask you to wear his spare jersey
Wear his spare jersey YN
Please for the live of GOD
It's like a literal dress on you
You might have to make some adjustments but it's all for your man
When he sees you in the crowd in his jersey
It's all over
He will just stare 👁👄👁
Lile he just spiked a ball during warm ups, turned and saw you
He's not moving without help
Suga and Daichi have to pull him from the court
Hinata spots you and screams "HI YN"
Tanaka and Noya are so so SO jealous
You stand next to Yachi
Yachi is also smol so she understands 🥺
The match begins
Legit everyone is so excited
Groups of tall, tree like players crowd to watch
Everyone is excited to see Karasuno back to its former glory
Everyone except for some jerk punk of a guy 😑
He makes comments the whole time
Nasty comments too
"Look at the wingless crows"
"Look at baldy down there and that orange tangerine jumping around like a lunatic"
*breath YN* BREATH
You don't like anyone saying anything about your boys
So you decide to say something 👀
"Will you please be quiet? We are trying to watch the game!"
The boys look at you 😳
Yachi looks at you like 👀😬
You simply look away and keep cheering for Karasuno
I swear, that guy must have a death wish
Doesn't listen to you at all
Hold it together YN
"Did you see that guy with the beard and man bun? He looks like he got held back a year"
Oh no...
Oh HELL NO
Your vision turns red and your head snaps to the boy
Yachi is going pale
She's trying to hold you back
Thoughts and Prayers Yachi that ship has sailed ⛵
"What did you just say?"
Literally square off with that boy
You might be half his height but perfect high for a kick to the knees
"What" the boy with a death wish says
"What did you say about MY BOYFRIEND"
Now would be a good time for some intervention
Anyone 👀 ANYONE PLEASE 😳
Yachi is zero help 🙄 she just stares eirh her mouth open 😲
The boy does the legit worst thing he can do
He laughs at you...
At this moment in time, I'd like to take a second to send my thoughts and prayers to this boy 🙏🏻
Just kidding, mans deserves it
Attack YN
you get up in his face
Like you are small but your presence is FIERCE
Stand toe to toe with him and pull his shirt down so the mans eyes are level with yours
"I will repeat 'WHAT did you say about MY BOYFRIEND'."
By this time, people have noticed
You 👉🏻😠👊🏻👦🏻
Yachi👉🏻😲
Kiyoko and Suga 👉🏻😏😏
Tanaka and Noya 👉🏻😍😍
Daichi 👉🏻 🙄
Asahi👉🏻 😳 🏃‍♂️
At this point, the team is 🏃‍♂️ to you YN
Thank god the game is over
They won of course
Asahi reaches you first and starts panicking
"Uhhh-YN please don't commit a crime"
He tries to get you off your prey
Mans can try all he wants, you are out for blood
"Not until this worm apologizes to you"
Daichi rolls up "Down YN"
Suga is egging you on
Noya and Tanaka have flanked the guys friends and are ready for a brawl 👊🏻
Tsukki has his phone out
He wants this on video
You can't tell that him, Kunimi and Suna don't exchange videos
Yams is tending to Yachi who is still frozen
You still have a death grip on this guy
"Apologize NOW"
"I- uh I'm so sorry. I didn't mean anything"
Asahi is so confused by accepts the apologize because like you are rabid
Shove him off YN
Mans stumbles back into his friends and runs 🏃‍♂️ off
You turn and smile at the team 🤗
Legit 180
Everyone is confused because did that just happen 🤨
Kiss Asahi on the cheek 😘
"Let's go celebrate"
You actually skip off
The team just stares 😶
They have no clue what just happened
But that's ok
It's good to know their sweet bby Asahi is protected 🥰
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latent-thoughts · 2 years
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fics where reader/ofc has sex w loki's true form?? 😳👉👈
idk who else i can fully trust w writing the hottest, horniest, sluttiest, most sex-filled jotun sex scenario than you babe 😌
Awww, you're very sweet and kind, dear nonnybun. 🥰🥰🥰
I Will Always Test You
I've co-authored this one with @emeraldrosequartz , and I can assure you, its very slutty and spicy, and not just the Jotun Loki bits. Huehuehue
Besides this multi chapter one, I have 2 one-shots too:
Heat (co-authored with @emeraldrosequartz )
A Midnight Visitor (co-authored with @imnotrevealingmyname @emeraldrosequartz @mooncat163 @shiningloki @talklokitome )
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extravalgant · 2 years
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TURNS THE GUN ON U!!!! FOR ALL UR WIZZIES IF U CAN!!!!!!!!
- how do they generally get along with most npcs? do they have favorites, or a best friend?
- what do they think about forbidden magics? should it be taught?
- what kind of wand do they have? what does it say about their fighting styles?
- do they trust other people right away or are they skeptical at first meeting?
BWHWYSHS!!!!!! IVE BEEN MEANING TO TALK ABOUT THEM A BIT MORE..... 😳 moreso my scions than anything bc most of them traverse on their journey.... alone </3 who did this to you [is the one who did this to them]
so ill be talkin about my scions <3 more beneath the cut
- how do they generally get along with most npcs? do they have favorites, or a best friend?
THEY ALL GENERALLY GET ALONG WITH MOST NPCS... since most of them make this journey alone most of the time they cant really call others their friend... 😭
i do think calamity is . so heartbreakingly lonely and craves companionship so even npcs who are kinder than most like dyvim she hesitates to call a friend.... especially when she thinks she failed in her duty in protecting him u_u//
jasmyn [myth] and alura [death] are different because while alura sets her sights on gathering more knowledge and seeks out comfort through reading jasmyn wants to be the most insufferable hero as possible. my little bastard scion....
- what do they think about forbidden magics? should it be taught?
OOH... this is actually such a spicy question sometimes i forget i wrote it LMFAOO
calamity... does not like shadow. like at all. she deeply regrets learning about it in the first place and she thinks its a magic that should definitely not be taught 💔 shes a bit of a hypocrite bc she relies on it so much and her self-doubt and hatred of shadow makes the backlashes worse.. in a way she wants the secrets of shadow to die with her so ...thats how she generally feels about it :""D
jasmyn thinks calamity is a weak coward for her views and generally thinks positively of shadow... not that she'll disrespect the use of it cus shes 100% aware of the kind of damage it will do to her if she gets in over her head BUT. yeah. she thinks more people should be aware of it but only for superficial reasons like getting stronger rivals and enemies as a result </3
alura has a pretty neutral stance on shadow. definitely thinks the fear mongering surrounding shadow plays into how people interact with it (i.e. the whole situation with morganthe). she believes death magic is the closest thing (or a parallel of sorts) to shadow so while shes doesnt think positively or negatively she still has a pretty stable connection with it.
- what kind of wand do they have? what does it say about their fighting styles?
OOO the first thing i usually do after designing a character is also give them a weapon and sort out how they fight/arrange their deck...
calamity uses a lance for both long range + short range attacks. i think most of my wizards rely on their magic for the most part... minus the ones who do know how to fight
alura uses a grimoire and mainly focuses on long ranged attacks since shes not quite a hard hitter like storm or fire. i think this fits well considering she relies on her own observations and also contributes to the general spookiness and mystery that she likes to perceive herself as...
JASMYN DEFINITELY HAS SOME... GAUNTLETS. her fighting style is very aggressive and in your face so she knows how to use magic + how to fight. she definitely overestimates her abilities and has a tendecy to end up getting her shit kicked in when things get a little too messy for her.
- do they trust other people right away or are they skeptical at first meeting?
CALAMITY IS... trusting to an extent. on the outside it looks like she gets along well with people, but you can tell by the way she speaks and acts (very lone wolf-ish) that she doesn't really trust anyone. part of that is thanks to the hero syndrome she has where she has to bear every burden of the spiral so she rarely asks for help.
alura is more skeptical but thats a given... she generally takes betrayal on a more serious level, but since shes kinda like a theater buff shes like omg. just like in one of my plays (is stupid)
JASMYN... DOESNT REALLY CARE? definitely not the type to trust people right away but does push enough buttons to see what kinds of reactions she can get. if she pushes enough maybe theyll reveal themselves sooner?? PERHAPS?
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