#its like rice and stew and shit

[spaciebabie]

honestly dude fuck most breakfast foods. god. usa breakfast sucks so much ass i just wanna eat stew or like a soup of some kind. what the fuck is a fucking. pancake.

[shegetsburned]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐣𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 | part i ‧₊˚ 𓐐

— ft. satoru gojo. suguru geto. kento nanami. toji fushiguro. ryomen sukuna.

a/n : silly hcs i made while I was starving and I hope it’ll make you salivate as much as me !!

𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨

normally he prefers to just eat what other people prepare for him, tasting his friends and students’ meals, most of the time.

but when he cooks, gojo doesn’t have time for shit, so I’m thinking of something simple but good. he likes to eat, especially sweet stuff. something sweet and salty, maybe?

he can do anything he sets his mind to, but is probably too lazy to cook most of the time, so he’ll just do the same two or three meals.

main dish; i’m thinking of teriyaki sauce chicken with some rice. it’s simple and soooo good. you can also feel the sweet taste of the sauce on the meat and it’s absolutely delicious.

you’ll have to close your eyes before satoru feeds you the first bite as he waits for your reaction.

i’m sure it’s sublime and it annoys you that he can always do everything just right. I mean, after cooking the same thing over and over again, everyone would excel, but this man has done it perfectly since the first time.

𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐨

man looooooves to cook for you. you’re barely doing the cooking when he’s at home and it’s delicious every time.

he’ll learn new dishes just for you and ask what you prefer. he doesn’t cook for him, he does it for you, to see your smile when you swallow one of your favourite dishes.

it’s not extra elaborate dishes, but it’s cooked with so much love. the presentation is insane and it’s always exquisite.

suguru will find a way to make an amazing meal with the few ingredients you guys have in the fridge.

he’s definitely the type to add his own touch to every meal so that it tastes absolutely divine.

main dish; maybe a spicy ahi poke which is a spicy tuna bowl made with fresh chunks of fresh sashimi and a spicy mayo sauce. despite looking like an ordinary meal, its lightness and flavour makes me think suguru would be the type to cook this for you.

𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢

i have mixed feelings about this man because he used to buy the same sandwich from the same bakery for years. so i have a feeling he barely used to eat, especially being so occupied with work and doing overnights; less experience in the kitchen?

but for you, he has a soft spot and wants to do the best in everything that concerns you, including cooking. so he’ll learn his ass off in secret and surprise you with amazing meals.

he often prepares multiple dishes for one dinner so you can taste as much as possible. this man is hardworking.

main dishes; seafood salad + vegetable stew + temari sushi (their presentation is adorable, you’d love them) + a bunch of meat and seafood.

kento prepares everything before you come home, living for the sparkles in your eyes when you see the delicious-looking plates on the table.

𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨

honestly, he barely cooks for you. he usually just orders take-outs, and makes you pay.

I just know he likes spicy stuff. it’s always fuming hot when it goes into your mouth.

i’m sorry but this man doesn’t know how to cook. he just endures food or goes out to eat. i swear he doesn’t give a fuck about what he eats, as long as he thinks it’s good and enough for his belly to be filled, he’ll eat it.

main dish; instant noodles at best. adding canned meat and sriracha sauce into the mix. he’s lazy, okay? but who doesn’t enjoy a good old cup of instant noodles?

also, toji’s the type to shove the food into your mouth to make you stfu thinking you’re annoying because you’re hungry.

𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚

uuuh, is he even cooking for you, or are you the one doing everything?

i have a feeling he’s crazy about meat. he needs some in his meals at all times otherwise it’s uninteresting.

so if he ever cooks for you, don’t be surprised to see different kinds of meat, and it is spicy asf too.

he takes pleasure in killing the meat himself, loving the thrill of chasing and devouring his prey.

main dish; roasted lamb shoulder with garlic. a whole ass piece of meat for the king of curses and you. he’ll probably eat many shoulders to satisfy his hunger and watch you take your time with the giant meal he prepared while salivating.

he’ll eat you after.

© shegetsburned 2023. Please do not repost/edit/or claim my writing as your own.

[rainbowgod666]

A few oddities on the funny floating island of the tumbler

Over 65% of spells are related to henital punishments

@the-gnomish-bastard's tower: scanning and FreeCam didnt show any sort of system to move the island so yeah, his "dont fuck with the tower" makes sense because theres nothing to fuck with. However: the tunnel leading to his horde (the one with anachronistic dragons due to yours truly) is... not the only one. Theres a second tunnel leading into the gnome's Personal Piggy Bank and let me tell you. That shit is long and worrying, there are NO RATS in THAT tunnel.

@official-megumin: HER HOUSE IS CUP SHAPED AND THE ROOF IS HER HAT (squeals like a fucking anime girl)

Most of the island is... empty. Trees trees trees and maybe some critters but everything else is accessible through clearly mapped portals. Deep Reality Analitic Scanning yielded NOTHING either when the island was lifted, currently, or when itsgoing to be destroyed. Which means its either Like That From Before The Wizards, or Faunocide.

The area around my base (which is basically in a crater) is even MORE uninhabited. I tried it all: the rats, the gnome's fungus, ants... it doesnt "stick".

Turns out im immune to fucking chronological manipulation. Maybe i added "chronosapien bullshit" to my splicing and just... did not remember??? Huh.

On that note, this explains why lancer rpg's whole "lich licenses are retroactive" thing doesnt work on me. Cool huh.

Turns out this place is a few thousand miles off the USA east coast. Neat.

Internet and cable work here, but piracy is still based

I heard of "revolutionaries", what i dont get of them is why their boss looks REALLY similar to Sabo from one piece

Found the bowl of the original stew arcanum: someone stole it and used high-dimensionality to hide it... RIGHT where @the-illegal-wizard-council put their access. Good thing i have more dimensions than inches on my di

Theres a shrine to @nyancrimew. For some reason. I dont know but it looks cool. Left some flowers there cause it felt like the right thing to do. Idk

Theres a strange version of american wood bamboo (a thing that exists but isnt called like that) but metallic growing on the southeast side, and analysis shows that those are... caused by my presence. Whoops.

I saw TF2 POOTIS ENGAGE HEAVY in the forest. Not fucking with that

There is a portal (which didnt exist until my arrival so its probably some kinda fracture in spacetime) that apparently shows something like the future. I saw a bunch of wizardblr users crucifed and my literal corpse on a shining marble throne. Whats up with that huh?

The Fungus fears me. Which is dumb cause dude im not gonna use all of you for rice you dumb fuck-

Someone owns a giant rooster simply called "Mr.Cock". Not sure why tho... considering the name arrived to the new owner in a dream

[queenof-curses]

Gojo Satoru: Blissful Satisfaction

Gojo Satoru x Fem! Reader

Request from @megsssshie: Gojo coming from work angry and fucking his anger out of him with reader<3 This is such a random request but its what sounds like it'd be good.

Summary: A seething Satoru seeks his lovely wife out to aid his work-induced frustrations.

a/n: I meant to make this a short blurb, but ended up at around 2.6k woops :)

tags: Minors DNI! Explicit sex, minor Master/Slave situations, housewife reader, face f*cking, creamp*e, & more.

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To say that his day had been frustrating would be an understatement. 

Satoru was absolutely pissed.

Not only did the deal that his team had been working on for months had fallen through, but his boss had made the snide comment that his absolute menace of an equal would have done a better job. 

Fuck this job, and fuck all of them, Gojo thought.

He was fuming as he made his way into the parking garage, loosening his tie as he got into the driver’s seat. Feeling himself rage from within, he took a deep breath before deciding his next move. He could go to the gym to blow off some steam, but tonight he decided otherwise. Why bother with the gym?

Not when he had a tight little cunt to sink himself into at home. 

The thought stirred his cock awake; it was already straining against the soft material of his expensive dress pants. He quickly stepped on the gas pedal with a heavy foot, speeding out of the lot and onto the street. 

He was heading right home to you. 

–

Like any weekday evening, you were busy in the kitchen of your lavish condo. The stew you were cooking was almost done, so you set the stove on low and turned the rice cooker to warm as you began cleaning up what you could. 

The table was already set to prepare for your husband's arrival, so you made yourself busy by washing dishes until he walked in. 

Vrrr vrrr 

Your phone goes off on the counter, indicating a text from your husband. What you read next makes you stop in your tracks. 

Master bedroom. Sub position. Ten minutes. 

The text had you scrambling. Quickly, you turn off the stove and put the lid on dinner. It would have to wait until later… You undo your apron and make your way upstairs. Looking at the clock, you were swift in removing all your clothes- stripping down completely to the nude. Just as you sit on your knees in front of your large bed, you hear the garage door open and Gojo park his car. 

Palms up and chin high, you wait in anticipation for your husband to walk through the door. 

–

It wasn’t often that Gojo made these types of demands in the bedroom. Normally he enjoyed woo-ing his wife in his own flirtatious ways. Taking her shopping, or to a nice dinner, before taking her back home to absolutely ravish. But on days like today- well, Gojo needed some sort of outlet to release his frustrations, and he knew his cute little wife would be more than happy to help. 

Making his way inside, he discards his shoes and briefcase at the door. He smells dinner on the stove, stopping in the kitchen to ensure that everything is turned off. The last thing Gojo needed was his house burning down as he was fucking the shit out of his wife. Smiling at himself, he knew you were already one step ahead of him. He made his way up the steps, walking into the dimly lit master bedroom where you waited. 

What he saw made him stop in his tracks. 

You were certainly in the position he wanted you in, palms up- resting on your bent knees tucked under you. With your chin held high, you locked eyes with your husband.

“So obedient for your Master, huh baby?” He says with a smile.  

It was quiet, but you both could hear each other inhale a sharp intake of breath. 

“Welcome home, Sir.” you whisper, almost breathless. 

God, you were so fucking precious… Satoru would never get over seeing you nude. Of course, you knew each other’s bodies down to the freckle, but never does a day go by where you don’t turn Gojo into some sort of perverted monster. 

Your nipples were erect from the cool air of the bedroom, they pebbled against your skin and made his mouth water. He wanted to take you then and there, but he knew he had to pace himself at least a little bit if he wanted to last. 

“Hi Sweet Girl,” he greets you like a pet, reaching out to caress your hair with a soft smile and tired eyes. 

It had you squirm in anticipation, leaning into his loving touch… The nickname instantly had you wet, ready to take on whatever he dealt. 

You could tell he was frustrated by something outside of your relationship, Gojo rarely indulged in complete submission from you. However, you were more than eager to please and allowed him to use you in any way. 

He stands next to you, towering over your smaller frame. Lowering himself to peer into your eyes, he smirks at the way you let him force your chin even higher with two fingers. He knew that it was uncomfortable for you, but also knew that you are eager to please your Master in any way he saw fit. 

Leaning down, he plants a firm kiss on your forehead- making you feel warm with love and admiration. 

You peer up at him under your long eyelashes, silently waiting for him to make the next move or command.

“What’s our safeword baby?” He asks. 

“Purple, Sir.”

He cracks a wicked smile before confirming your answer, removing his touch completely and standing at his full height. 

“Good girl, now… Suck my cock.” 

Reaching out, you’re swift to undo his belt and free his shaft, leaving his pants around his thighs. He was already half-hard and it didn’t take but a few strokes of your soft hand to have him stand at full attention. 

God, he was fucking gorgeous. A pretty cock for a pretty man, when Gojo was at full standing his shaft was lengthy, measuring up to roughly 8 or 9 inches. His cock was slightly curved upwards, a perfect angle to slam into your spongiest spot. A couple veins danced with each other along the sides as they met a pretty flushed tip. A tip that currently pointed in your direction and leaked onto your hand as you pumped him slowly. 

You licked your lips eagerly before leaning forward and taking him in your mouth. 

“Ah- fuck,” mutters Gojo, throwing his head back in bliss. 

You hum around him as you begin bobbing your head up and down. Slowly, you take a few movements to get your throat used to his weight before you feel both of his hands in your hair, giving your head a firm tug to look up. 

As you do, what you see makes your pussy drip onto the bedroom floor.

Your husband's bright blue eyes- normally so clear and vivid, we’re as black as night. His pupils were blown wide as he smiled down at you with just a touch of malice. 

“I’m not going to be kind.” He says, voice low and gravelly- so different from his normal sweet-talk. 

It made your cunt quiver. 

Nodding, you understand what he’s getting at completely. You remove your hand from the part of his shaft that wasn’t in your mouth and put both palms against his lean thighs, bunching the fabric of his slacks in your fists as you prepare to hang on. 

Gripping your head, he pulls you off his cock and watches as you kneel in front of him with your mouth wide open and tongue hanging out. 

“Fuck baby- such a eager little slut, like a bitch in heat…” he could feel his cock twitch at the sight as he leans down and spits directly into your mouth. 

You swallow it eagerly, showing him your empty throat as if beckoning to place his shaft inside your mouth once more. 

He laughs at that, “how can I deny my pretty little wife?” 

His touch on your head gets mean as he shoves your face back into his crotch. Not waiting for you to prepare yourself, he feeds you his length until he’s hitting the bottom of your throat and your nose sits against his pelvis. 

“Fuuuuuuuck,” he moans. “That’s it- such a good fucking girl.”

He begins to fuck your throat at an uncaring speed. You could barely breathe, but you do your best to accommodate your much frustrated husband. Your tongue hangs low, making sure to coat the underside of his shaft with every thrust he gives. 

You move to cup his balls with one hand as you support yourself with the other, lightly massaging and squeezing them as you feel them press against your chin with each movement. 

Satoru watches the tears smear mascara down your face, your saliva mixing with his precum and dripping off of your chin and onto the floor. Fuck, it was a mess but Gojo couldn’t help himself as he edged himself with your throat. 

He holds you down on his shaft, the soft white hairs at the base tickle your nose as you struggle to breathe through your blocked airway. Finally, he yanks your head off him, admiring the silvery strings of spit and cum connecting your face to his crotch. 

You look up at him through tears as the hand on the back of your head tilts your head up. The slender fingers of his free hand tilt your chin as he admires your abused face. 

“So good for me baby… but I’m far from done. Are you ready for my cock?” He teases with a smirk. 

His lewd words emit a soft whimper from your much sore throat; however you manage to answer his question. 

“Ye-yessir.” You tell him with a hoarse voice.

He answers with a cheshire grin, “you know just what I want to hear baby.” He coos at you, caressing your face with a soft hand as the other grips you by the throat. 

Satoru squeezes your neck, slightly obstructing your airway once more as he half drags, half walks you towards your shared bed. He practically throws you on top as he takes off what remained of his clothing. 

You look up at him, drunk on the sight of a naked Gojo. You beg him to touch you with your eyes, but you knew better than to ask anything of him once he got like this. 

He climbed onto the bed behind you, reaching for your hips and hoisting you onto your knees, positing you just how he liked. Your pussy was open for his hungry eyes, taking in each deliciously wet fold as he watched your hole twitch around nothing. Gojo admired the way your body begged for him- practically weeping as you dripped in anticipation for his cock. 

He had to hold himself back from tasting you- knowing that he’d make up for it later in the back of his mind. You were more than ready to take him, he knew just by the way your body reacted to his demanding actions. 

With your head down low on the comforter you couldn’t see what he was doing, just barely having the willpower to stay still and wait. Finally, you feel two cool hands on either side of your hips. With his thumbs digging into the fat of your behind, he parts your ass cheeks slightly so that he could admire your tight little holes. 

“Who do these belong to, baby?” He taunts.

You feel it then- the warm glob of spit that drips down your crack, it’s slippery substance coating your asshole before dripping down to your pussy. 

“Y-you sir,” you answer, the intensity of his words drawing goosebumps from your heated flesh.

He squeezes the fat of your ass in triumph. “That’s right, baby… I own you, my perfect little slut.” A hard slap comes down on your cheek, making you cry out and whimper at the heated pain behind his hand. 

You could feel him begin to prod at your entrance, the weeping tip of his shaft slowly pressing into you. You moan loudly- unable to form words as you feel your husband drive his cock straight into your cunt. 

Satoru hits home- no prep, not that you needed it- he drives himself into you all at once. He feels himself deep inside your womb, nestled to the brim as he absolutely loses his shit at the feeling of your heat wrapped tight around him. 

“Shit- you’re so fucking tight.” He groans. 

All his frustrations from earlier come soaring to the surface as he drags himself in and out of your pussy at a quick, brutal pace. Each thrust of his hips brought him deeper and deeper into your depths, pulling soft cries of pleasure from your chest as you moaned out for him. 

He could barely pace himself- losing his mind in you as he fucks you into oblivion. Gojo made a choice then- he would forget everything from work and lose himself in his love for you.

Stars danced across your vision, your eyes squeezed shut as you allowed Gojo to use you like his personal cocksleeve. Your hands gripped the sheets tight as you arched your back into him, quick to meet his rampant thrusts as you edge closer to your finish. 

“Oh god- Fuuuuuuuck!” You cry out when you feel him reach a slender finger in between your legs. You attempt to jerk away, but his grip on you has you trapped underneath him. He caged you in, humping your body like an animal in heat. 

Gojo circles your clit lightly, dancing with your teetering orgasm as he feels your cunt grip him tight. It makes him laugh, mind feral as he fucks you even harder. Each piston of his hips sent your ass bouncing against his front. 

He goads you further, “Such a good fucking girl.., my tight little slut, gonna finish on my cock sweetheart?” 

Your husband's teasing words bordered on mean, but you couldn’t help the way they snapped the tight coils in your stomach. You cum hard with a scream on your lips, tears falling from your eyes as you coat his shaft and balls in your release. 

He looks down and admires the view of your gushing cunt, releasing your swollen clit to focus on fucking you through your orgasm. 

“Satoru! I-it’s too much!” you cry, attempting to reach behind you and push his chest away. 

It falls on deaf ears as he slaps your hand away and fucks you right into another, making you silence your cries as you clamp down around him.

Gojo’s grunts filled the room as he neared his end. He watched the way you twitched in pleasure- it had him pounding into you from behind with reckless abandon. His balls felt tight as he slams home one, two- three more times before releasing himself inside of you. 

He shoves his cock as deep as he could- filling your womb with his hot seed as he holds your body down underneath him. 

“Ugh- fuck!” he groans, digging his fingers into your flesh, no doubt leaving marks that would last for days. 

Your vision goes white as you feel him fill you up, coating you with himself from the inside out. 

“Shhh…” he coos at you as he rocks his hips back and forth, fucking his cum deeper into your cunt. “That’s my sweet girl, taking all of me just like that. You did so well baby.” 

His encouraging words had both your heart and pussy fluttering as he slowly pulled out of your abused hole. 

“Sa-Satoru…” he listens close as your voice whispers his name.

Gojo turns to position you in his lap facing him, caressing your hair and gently kissing forehead. Unbothered with the fact that you leaked his own release onto his lap, he listened to your soft whimpers and quick heartbeat. In this moment, he knew that nothing mattered except you, and that all his frustrations from work had long been forgotten. 

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[slocumjoe]

could i get your take on what the companions (or just my favorite boy X6's) top 10 fave candies/foods would be in a modern AU?

anon you are in luck, because I am constantly thinking about the diets and eating habits of my blorbos

The numbered list isn't in any particular order, it's just so I don't have to manually count each point

so

What the companions would eat if not in a post apocalypse

Cait; Wouldn't have a taste for fancier cuisine. Eats more...hick-ish. I can say that because I was a hick with this kind of diet, growing up. Has a taste for filling, cheap, low-effort food...think lots of fast food, but "healthier" fast food. Like Chipotle, Panera, etc. Can cook, doesn't often, but will if she has a craving. Savory or tart tastes. She tends to eat lighter than you'd expect.

Blueberry brownie anything, favors dark chocolate in general

Submarine sandwiches, anything with pickles

Key lime pie

Salt and vinegar chips and thinks critics of such chips are cowards

Peach Redbull, any energy drinks though

Storebought hummus and Doritos, has been seen eating hummus with just a spoon though

Blueberry bread pudding. Simple to make, fun to eat, very comforting. Buys her bread already stale from a local bakery, has a guy to hook her up with the old shit

Seafood chowder

Sausages in any capacity. Jerky sticks, breakfast sausage, etc. Loves chorizo.

Honey buns from the gas station

Curie; Health nut, she eats like every influencer claims they eat like. Only, Curie actually eats like that. Lots of fresh foods and whole grains, little red meat. However, Curie makes a point to have foods that other health nuts would condemn, thinks its really important to not label any food as "bad." So, she balances between health nut and normal person. Her taste leans toward bright and/or sweet. Dislikes red meat.

Salmon breakfast wraps

Tropical fruit smoothies, eats so much pineapple

Iced tea, favors raspberry. Never seen without an iced tea of some kind

Halibut tacos, likes red cabbage and a fuck ton of lemon on it. Soft shells all the way

Bananas foster

Whipped brie dip, eats it with anything but loves it on apples, basically dessert

Lemon pepper grilled chicken and rice

So many salads, loves that you can just throw shit in a bowl and call it a recipe. Likes strawberries and almonds

Lemon poppyseed muffins

Shrimp and bitter melon stir fry

Danse; mixed bag. One on hand, small town diner tastes. Simple, cheap, good ol' American food. On the other, he's doomed to be a soldier in every universe he's in, so...maybe he picks up some tastes and dishes from places he's toured. Gets a weird pallate that shoots in all directions and makes you wonder what it's like in that thick skull. One day he's a good American boy with pancakes and steak, the next he's eating cake mix dry and drinking tahini from a flask.

Anything BBQ, but a pulled pork devotee

Hot coffee so heavily creamed and sugars it looks like milk. He likes the twix combo of chocolate, shortbread, and caramel flavors

Prepackaged baked goods a la Hostess, fucks up little Debbie oatmeal cookies

Apple and pecan pie

Menemen—Turkish dish, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, bell peppers, spices to taste, and (controversially) onions. Adds sausage and cheese, eats it with a fork or spoon (its meant to be eaten with bread)

Khachapuri—Georgian cheesy bread with egg. Eats with a knife and fork. (its meant to be eaten with the bread crust)

Smores pop tarts

Beef and potato stew

Rice bowl with fried egg and avocado, bonus points if it has bacon

Straight cookie dough/brownie/cake batter, usually when he's black out drunk and cannot shame himself out of eating raw egg products.

Deacon; Very childhood comfort food. Y'know, things you had as a kid, but probably grew out of a bit? Eats out of gas stations/takeout frequently. Very open flavor pallete, has tried everything he's had the chance to. Likes one-handed food, stuff you can have the other hand free for. Doesn’t really have a 'theme', has broad horizons for his diet. Likes lighter, mild flavors, though. He eats lightly and on the go a lot.

Hot/corn dogs, taste in hot dog toppings varies

Egg salad sandwiches

French fries and vanilla ice cream, classic combo

Mango sticky rice

Cornbread with any accompaniments. Likes honey or chili, thinks if you have a drink with cornbread, you ain't a real cornhead

Penne alla vodka

Cucumber salad. This could mean a salad with cucumbers, that trending Asian recipe where you cut the cumber so its springy, or eating a cucumber like a hotdog.

Fried mushrooms

Usually just drinks water but will have gator/powerade when he's working. Likes purple flavor

Captain crunch cereal, loves all cereal though. Prefers the kibble stuff to the berries. Starts philosophical debates about the morality of Trix commercials vs Lucky Charms commercials

Gage; His favorite foods reflect his upbringing. Coastal swamp cuisine, cheap and made in bulk. Take Danse's pallate and hyperlocalize it, and then lower the budget by a good amount. Things he grew up eating. Would gradually replace his favorites with pricier, 'less embarrassing' dishes, distances himself from his origins. However, takes care to not looked too loaded. Smokey and savory flavors are his thing, likes more spice than people expect.

Doberge cake, which is layered with pudding, often half-chocolate and half-lemon

Red beans and rice, with stewed pork if they could afford it

Blackened fish of any kind, liked it with cilantro-lime rice

Steak with potatoes and/or eggs

Chronic iced tea drinker like Curie, though he prefers the bitter kinds

Scallops

Brussels sprouts defender and will fight for their honor

Peaches

Was introduced to curry during a business meeting/outing. Could drink that shit from a glass, has it with potatoes and porkchops.

Lobster anything. This is one of those 'less embarresing' things, but he genuinely enjoys a good lobster roll. Even if he prefers a freshly-caught lobster bisque. Again, something he had growing up, something he pushes away.

Hancock; Similar to Deacon, but favors fatty, greasy food. No, it's not the drugs, that's just his metabolism. He's a skinny twink, always starving, can never put on weight. Eats as much as Danse, who is a big guy and needs more calories than most. He's really into street food and foreign dishes, won't eat at a restaurant if they speak fluent English or have good customer service. IYKYK. Very comfort food heavy, lots of "this would slap with Netflix at 2 am"

A classic oxtail, mac and cheese, and collard green take out combo

Any and all American-chinese take out, usually gets eggplant tofu with chow mein and cream cheese rangoons

"Walking tacos", those things where you open a small bag of chips and dump White People taco makings in. Probably just tips the whole thing into his mouth

Yakitori, Japanese chicken skewers, popular bar food

Bloody Mary cocktails

Pizza, will fight for the honor of pineapple. Would really be into how Brazil does pizza

Frozen yogurt and ice cream, piles with toppings

Breakfast sandwiches or wraps. Egg, meat, cheese, doesn't matter the time nor specifics.

Jam donuts, loves cherry fillings

Puppy chow/muddy buddies, chex cereal covered in chocolate and powdered sugar. Eats his weight in them if not careful

MacCready; forces himself to learn how to cook for Duncan's sake, but for himself...good God. It's horrible. Eats like garbage. Would never drink water if not to set an example. Take out, frozen food, so much candy and soda. After Duncan, broadens his horizons. Finds he really likes soups. Just throw shit in a pot and it works. Eats on a budget, so that's a life-saver. Doesn't have a preferred flavor pallete, aside from his love of candy.

Meat lover's pizza. Thinks pineapple has no place on pizza

Used to drink Mountain Dew and diet coke, replaced it with iced teas and more organic fruit juices for the sake of his teeth

Chicken soup, either from a can, or homemade. Either way, slaps. If homemade, blends veggies for a hidden veggie stock. For him, Duncan is a lot better at eating veggies, MacCready needs to trick himself.

Sour rainbow ropes

Cookie crisp cereal, thinks whoever came up with it deserved the sloppiest head. Incredible design, no notes

Cheese and sour cream chips

Famous Amos cookies

Eggo waffles

Gnocchi is God to him. Its superior to all noodles and makes your Shit In The Fridge soup 1000 times better.

Rice pudding is cheap, easy, and a surprisingly efficient sweet-tooth satisfier. Makes it with pumpkin spice mix or chocolate.

Nick; Home-cooked meals all the way. Could kill himself with cheese and die happy. Lots of easy meals and snacking so he can keep working, but will treat himself to a nice, hard-earned dinner when he has the time and energy. Likes himself the smokey, the fresh, or the sour. Probably knows all the best sub shops in the city, probably in a turf war with regulars of rival shops. Jewish delicatessens are like church to him.

Lasanga. Most of his freezer space is lasagna. Eats so much of it. He's lactose intolerant. It hurts but it hurts so good

Latkes. Fried potato things, kind of like hashbrowns, except the potato is mashed/ground instead of grated. And yes. Also pastrami. But those little potato bitches...mmmph.

Red velvet muffins with cream cheese frosting.

Fried cheese in any capacity

A prosciutto, arugula, brie, and fig sandwich

Pickled pearl onions

Cobb salad

Black coffee. Temp doesn't matter, because he's going to forget it until its room temp.

Has been known to enter fugue states and consume an absurd amount of Chicago style hot dogs

Scones or just plain bread with butter and jams

Piper; Broke college student trying to make it as a reporter. Her tastebuds are fucked, they salivate not for flavor, or texture, but for those good, good low prices. Piper's diet is almost entirely snackfood or takeout. If she ever cooks, it's for Nat. But when taking care of just herself, Piper eats from a box or bag. When she does cook, it's very simple meals. Loves her carbs and her fruit flavors

Chicken Ramen with canned chicken and frozen broccoli chucked in. Also makes this for Nat

Hot cheetos, eats with chopsticks

Spaghetti and meatballs

Fruit smoothies/smoothie bowls, blends in veggies as well for the nutrition

Coka cola and anything from Fanta, loves fruit sodas

Anything carbs and I mean that. Eats a lot of bread, pasta, cakes, potatoes...they're the sweetheart of anyone on a budget.

Buffalo cauliflower, likes it more than Buffalo chicken

Chewing gum. Fruit flavors only, hates mint gum. Likes mint elsewhere, just not in gum.

Nickle-nips and other "jelly/juice in a wax package" candies. Likes the charm of it, also, free chewing wax

Suckers/lollipops, big on hard candy in general but the stick satisfies her smoking habit.

Preston; A mix of easy depression/bulk meals and dishes from his childhood. Lots of spices, cooks with a lot of straight peppers. Tends to eat his food 'raw', not made into a dish. Again, easy and quick to eat. Also tends to buy pre-prepared stuff for the same reason, buys more fruits and veggies and just eats them straight. Doesn't care about eating healthy, he just lacks energy to cook most days.

I have no choice to explain this as it has no name. Casserole dish, layer of mashed potatoes, layer of shredded or chunked chicken, layer of white breakfast gravy or brown poultry gravy, top with drop biscuits. It's buttery, its savory, it is white as snow. Easy, cheap, one ladlefull is dinner. You'll get a few meals out of it, and it's so filling you have like, five minutes before you're stuffed. I call it gut-glue.

Dirty rice

Eggs scrambled with spinach

Jollof/jambalaya

Veggies and hummus or ranch

Various fruits and berries such as grapes, cherries, blackberries, and oranges

Shakshouka, eggs poached in spicy tomato sauce and eaten with bread

Chicken biscuits, crackers dusted with, like, chicken bouillon? They taste like a chicken Ramen packet sneezed on a ritz

Slurpees/Icees/those syruped gas station ice drinks

Straight peppers, eats bell peppers like apples. Eats pickled jalapeños and scotch bonnets to feel something. Drinks the liquid in pickle jars instead of alcohol, or mixes it with gelatin and makes pickle jello.

X6-88; Pretensious rich asshole who eats like it. He rarely cooks for himself, probably has a personal chef or something. Maybe his work has their own restaurants, like Google. Eats mostly vegetables, but his favorite foods skew from "Dubai Influencer" to "12 year old who earned too much lawn mowing money and was let loose in a convenience store." So much sugar. Willy Wonka's factory is his idea of heaven and until it exists, he's an atheist.

Raw meats. Steak and tuna tartar, sashimi, and sushi

Braised duck with cherries

Nduja, a spicy pork sausage spread, has it with flatbreads

Oysters. Eats them all fancy in public, eats them from a tin with doritos at home

Anything from Hostess, Little Debbie, those brands. Fucking anything. However, would kill a man for any kind of Swiss roll

Chocolate milk

Gummies, very picky with brands, hates the harder kinds like Haribo. Wants his gummies soft as a marshmellow

Cadbury eggs

Milano dark chocolate cookies

Gushers

[bastionbibi]

Okay lets do this.

Amuro Tooru's Stew Grueling Challenge

Starts here.

THIS is the anime aesthetic we are presented with

As you know i am not sure if I can make something that's pink but lets try it I guess.

Now he says its TOMATOES and MILK???? The acidity in tomatoes will curdle it so we have to be super careful here. Low and slow just how i like it ehegehe no im an adult

Okay as u can see its not the fanciest but i own a real kitchen and its not as aesthetic as I want but here they are, ofc I have all the meat etc in the fridge.

Im gonna chop stuff up like a LOT of stuff so anyway lets put on some ambient

OKAY,

Halfway down the playlist Im done.

Didnt take a lot of pictures bc i was distractsd but anyway. I caramelized the onion and garlic, I blended it, made the stew base and added the cabbage in it.

So I made the meatballs earlier, been sitting in the fridge, Im going to fry it now

Beautiful balls.

Okay so since theres a lot of tomatoes in this, its crazy watery, so I'm going to simmer for like 50 years first and then add the balls in,

Ok it's been 30 minutes or so,

The balls are in.

Waited another 10 minutes and cool it down a little.

SO,

The milk didnt curdle and the spices and herbs makes it taste good, the meat is, as you'd expect for a stew, really tender. My complaint is, he shouldve used coconut milk rather than actual dairy because not only will that pair up better, it wont curdle easily.

Now, the big question is, does it taste good?

Well, tbh I'm not a big tomato girl so my judgement will be biased (i know i know u might wonder why i do it if i dont rlly like it well its bc i do dumb shit sometimes). So, as a control sample, I asked my parents if they like it and they LOVE it, they ate it with rice and eggs, they say it's not spicy enough tho,

For me, it's a solid 7/10.

But, for them, it's a good 8,5/10

In conclusion, it taste really good but only because I made it ahahahahaha and will make it again for my parents if they want.

Thanks for tuning in i love u ♥️🥩🍅✨️

[sweet-milky-tea705]

RANDOM OC QUESTIONS REG( @bananacockatiel ) ASKED LIKE 2 YEARS AGO LETS GO.

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What does your oc smell like?

Mollie smells like leather/smoke, but also a little floral bc she uses scented soap.

Yasenia smells herbal and earthy. Ts yasenia smells the same but smellier bc shes in touchstarved

Ocs fave food?

Mollie likes bourbon chicken or anything adjacent over rice.

Yasenia likes pretty much any stew or curry with steak in it

what stereotypical clique would your oc fall into in highschool

Mollie would be a big gossip lol. But also in athletics so idk?? Jock ? Is that what this question means ?

Yasenia would be a nerd. But also very liked by the people around her bc shes sweet. Definitely was more introverted back then though

relationship experience?

Mollie has a lot of relationship experience. In terms of serious ones though ? Not a whole lot. Shes also like 43 though so LOL

Yasenia has a little relationship experience. She was left hurt a lot, so she tends to steer away from getting too close emotionally, especially ts yasenia

what's the favorite flower of your mc??

Mollie: magnolia/hydrangeas

Yasenia: forget-me-nots/blueberry blossoms

your oc's fave body part of theirs

Mollie: she really likes her back, gotta flex in the mirror before she gets in the shower LOL

Yasenia: she lovesss her tail so much(dnd) and ts yasenia really likes her hair. The whole curse thing has made it hard to think about parts of herself she actually likes

what is the meaning of your oc name? Or what is the reference/motivation behind their name?

Mollie: uh. The drug. The inspo was in fact molly bc i wanted her to be a kinda trashy possum lesbian. Which she is and i love her. Her character has changed a lot since then though

Yasenia: i made it up. Sorta. I wanted a name with a Y and i made her very quickly so i used a site and then changed some letters or something

what's their love language and why

Mollie: acts of service and physical touch !!! She loves to make things and do little things for people and she also is just really physically affectionate

Yasenia: honestly same as mollie. Ts yasenia is less touch oriented though for obvious reasons

Oc's relationship with family?

Mollie: bad. Her mom is dead, dad left, and little brother is kinda busy and withdrawn

Yasenia: good. parents are alive, no siblings, she loves them a lot but they have their troubles sometimes. She feels like they wont ever fully accept her curse(dnd) and yasenia feels like theyre rejecting a core part of her. She doesnt want a cure. Overall good though. Ts yasenia never met her parents so…

Who are the most important people (or person singular) to your oc?

Mollie: for a long time it was (LL) tari and mollie’s brother since he was her only remaining family but over time when he got his bearings and left, she kinda kept to herself. Then after tari cheated, it got worse. Then elowen came into the picture and its elowen final answer.

Yasenia: Her parents, (dnd)mentor, and (dnd) tari are the most important to her. For touchstarved though ? Shes on her own completely. Never met her parents and due to her curse she couldnt get close to anyone except the alchemist mentor who betrayed her.

If you met your oc irl would you get along?

If i met any of my ocs in person i would shit myself. But assuming i wasnt aware i made them and we were strangers, yeah totally. Theyre both social and compassionate people, not hard to get along with.

Oc's hobbies?

Mollie has a lot of hobbies ! She does leatherworking, blacksmithing, baking, some light woodwork, fitness stuff and weapons training,,, and being gay in taverns.

Yasenia is a magic user in both universes and mostly does that stuff. Her dnd magic is more faith and herbal based. Healing magic and whatnot mostly. Her alchemy stuff in touchstarved is different. She knows how to make and recognize poison but also little protection spells and such. Her mentor sucked

what's a lie that they tell the most?

Mollie’s is probably that she doesnt care. She tells it to herself more than anyone. Also that she didnt mean to do something she absolutely did on purpose.

Yasenia’s is hard. Shes very honest and vocal about everything. Cant lie easily at all. But her main one Is probably saying that shes not worried

specifically for the OCs with siblings, what's their sibling dynamic?

Mollie is the bully older sister who also protects her brother at all costs. Theres a 5 year gap between them so its a given

Yasenia has no siblings but in dnd she would play with the kids at the cave village thing. Her snow leopard thing made it fun. She had a very playful dynamic with the kids there and many of them see her as an older sister

favorite drink ?

Mollie likes ciders !! Like spiced apple and stuff. Preferably spiked

Yasenia likes teas of all kinds, she hasnt tried cider ^ but she would love it. Tea is her fav though

how are they with kids?

Both are good, neither really want kids though.

Can your oc cook? if so, what's their favorite dish to make?

Mollie can !! She likes to make soup and desserts bc theyre the most fun. Her fav food is still bourbon chicken though.

Yasenia cant cook. Like at all. She can mix potions and alchemical compounds and stuff with ease but you will never see someone fuck up an easy dish as well as her.

what is their best childhood memory?

Mollie: she used to catch frogs and play in the woods a lot as a kid before moving to porrima. Always covered in an insane amount of mud and leaves. She liked to try and make things out of sticks like lizard houses and swords and castles. Those were very happy days

Yasenia: she would run through the mountain valleys in her snow leopard form a lot as a kid. She would come home covered in bits of plant and burrs, smelling like wildflowers, she remembers that the most. She liked to catch bugs a lot too. Her parents remember the horror of yasenia coming home with a live cicada in her mouth.

[orangetubor]

HAHAHAHA- round 3.

Love the geese. Question- ARE THERE DUCKS? Geese already have my heart <333 BUT DUCKS??

Also whats the deal on martian weather? Cause yeah pretty blue sunsets... But What About Other Sky Statuses? Storms?

And and crime? What's the deal w that? (cause I'm picturing a fish black market??? This is a dumb question so u don't have to answer it)

Also I WANNA HUG ALL UR OCS. (if they are comfy w that. That is. Anyways)

ROLLER SKATING WAITERS!!! Dude in another life I would SO want to be a roller skating GOD carrying like 4 plates through a funky space themed diner- I'm getting side tracked- BUT POINT IS- what's martian cuisine like? Do aliens (or part aliens) eat other food..? How does that work? (Curious.)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

Signed

A detail loving twat.

Round three!

Geese and ducks, there are ducks elsewhere, but not necessarily on school grounds. (or at least, there aren't supposed to be) the geese are just a running gag I have originating from like. I don't even remember it was something to do with Jenny

Now: the weather

(you don't have to listen to that but if you do: turn your volume down) Obviously, glass dome, so the weather doesn't really affect the inside, however the storms are beautiful, lightning strikes and the whole sky is painted baby blue, but it doesn't rain. Not anymore. There is no patter of water on glass as you lie on top of a sky scraper looking up at the cloudy sky, but the condensation dripping on your forehead means you can imagine it anyway. The sun shines, the world is blue, and as it gets lower and lower against the red horizon you're bathed in a deep lilac. And at night, for all the effort of preventing light pollution, you can see the stars. The constellations look the same as on earth, as if by some sort of sisterly bond between the two sky's, and they're shining through the hexagonal glass plates, refracting into strange shapes.

As for crime, not much need for it as there's a universal base income, free housing, electricity is free, food is synthetically grown, so that takes out most of the survival crimes, as for murder. If you do it that's on you, you probably won't as it's a decently healthy environment and therapy is also, my goodness, free, so just. Don't do that.

Martian cuisine! (Also the diner is called Marsy's it serves breakfast type foods and employs mostly teens and the elderly) obviously it's just earth cuisine, but a little bit weirder. Festival foods like dango and crepes are big cuz there's a lot of festivals, when the years are 24 months long you really gotta make the most of em, but for day to day food things like stew, porridge, bread, pasta, fried rice, soup, it's just regular old food. There's weird stuff obviously like... Hold on I gotta think of something... Meat grape? Idk I saw a video where they turned a grape into meat. You can of course 3d print candy, so there's a lot of weird shaped sweets, and a lot of gimmick restaurants. You'll never believe what they're putting in sandwiches these days. Also bugs. They eat bugs. Bugs is goo 👍 sushi is also really popular cuz it's so efficient to grow, fish in the bottom rice on the top, can literally be grown in the same pond, so they do a lot of fish/rice combos

And for our lovely aliens, sahrah and her mum haaush, they can't eat tomatoes. Most things are fine except for like... Certain bug based food dyes? And birch sugar or whatever it's called. Haaush did a lot of experiments with this as she came there for science reasons, and then found herself a lesbian lover, as you do. She brought some food from her planet, and it has its own little room in the space domes. It's got things like. Fucked up carrot. Various other root vegetables. From an underground cave system you see.

(also I said it doenst rain anymore. That's because it doesn't rain on mars, very dry, however inside the dome... Shit gets damp)

[nerves-nebula]

I just saw from a post that you mentioned that your dad was Nigerian and I was just curious how you feel about being like Nigerian and if you actually feel like you're connected to the culture. Like you don't have to answer if you don't want to, it's just I was curious since I'm also Nigerian but I've never really left this godforsaken country(I say this both affectionately and with burning hostility)

Like did your dad ever like make an attempt to teach you your language or was he like my grandpa and just refuse to teach it to his kids😭

And if you've ever had Nigerian food what's your fave? (I dare you to say jollof rice🌚) mine is banga soup and white rice or ofada stew and white rice

Do you speak pigeon? Because if you do I'll definitely be speaking it to you in the anons from now on lol

And I totally agree about the beating being normalized in poc households😭. Your blog really helped me realize that my mom was kind of abusive (and I'm still kind of in denial about it) because over here it's so horrifying how normalized it is to beat your kids until they've turned black and blue.

I was talking to classmates and we were bonding over the fact our parents used to beat us with like wires, sticks, belts and stuff and how they overdid it alot of the time and made us scared shitless and one of them was literally telling me how she fell a glass cup and broke it and got some glass in her foot and she couldn't even tell her parents because she was too scared to get flogged so the babe performed surgery on her self with a DIRTY RUSTY razor at 10 yrs old💀.

And let me tell this convo wasn't even heavy, we were all laughing and joking about it and shit.

Then I asked them if they would ever beat their kids and these niggas said YESSS they were like if they never got beaten half to death as literal children they would have grown up to be bad ppl and I was floored like do you hear yourselves??? And when I said why beat your children like they're animals instead of treating them like little humans with developing minds that make mistakes and grow and these fools laughed at me and looked at me confused like I was speaking French to them😭 and I'm screaming jesus what a life😭😭😭😭

Only divine intervention can save Nigerians from this awful cycle of abuse(I'm not religious in any way). These goats need therapy😭😭😭😭

And have you heard the bs the government is pulling out of their asses over here with the money problem😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sorry if this is overwhelming, I just got really excited at the word Nigeria lol. I hate this stupid country and its stupid ppl so much but yet sometimes I'm filled with such overwhelming love for it and its stupid inhabitants. I'm the anon that went to that skating event and met a ton of queer ppl who respected my pronouns and stuff so these ppl are the only reason why I have hope for my dum dum country with it dum dum politicians

Sorry again for the rant😭😭😭😭

I just saw from a post that you mentioned that your dad was Nigerian and I was just curious how you feel about being like Nigerian and if you actually feel like you're connected to the culture.

ive never left America, so no. im sorry, i wish i was more connected to it a lot of the time but it just feels too late for that to me.

he never taught me his language either (Tiv) though he did speak it when he was around the house. but he wasnt around a lot. when i asked him why he didnt try to teach us he just shrugged like it wasn't a priority. he started staying in nigeria for most of the year only coming back for a few months every now and then so i probably wouldnt have picked it up even if he HAD tried.

I've never even called myself Nigerian, not because I don't want to be but because of the embarrassment of having to explain that yeah im Nigerian but... not really Nigerian. I wouldn't want to disappoint any REAL Nigerians by basically being raised as a white American kid and knowing nothing about Nigeria.

And if you've ever had Nigerian food what's your fave?

i've only ever had pounded yam and okra i think, it wasnt bad but it also apparently wasnt made properly. my mom would make it and my dad would be like "this isnt even real pounded yam what the hell is this" and then nothing would change the next time around haha. so i dont think i can say ive ever eaten Nigerian food, sorry. my oldest sister has tho, when she went to visit him. i hate spices though, they hurt too much, so i doubt I'd enjoy it. which i feel kinda bad about. but ive got a lot of issues about food, and being forced to eat food, so. yeah.

Do you speak pigeon? Because if you do I'll definitely be speaking it to you in the anons from now on lol

GOD I wish. i wish he'd taught us literally fucking anything.

now that most of us are adult-aged he's been asking us to come visit him in nigeria. he's clearly very lonely, but i dont want to be alone with him in a country where he controls everything about where i stay and what i do and what i eat (he doesnt understand my eating restrictions and it would be hellish to starve because of that)

two of my sisters have gone to visit him and it sounds like it was fucking AWFUL tbh. i'd go with them but not with him.

Then I asked them if they would ever beat their kids and these niggas said YESSS they were like if they never got beaten half to death as literal children they would have grown up to be bad ppl and I was floored like do you hear yourselves???

yeah this mindset is wild to me, cause if a kid is too young to understand why what they did is wrong then why are you beating them?? that wont help they literally don't understand?? and if they AREN'T too young to understand then explain it to them! People who beat their kids are just admitting they dont know how to solve problems or vent frustration without violence. And if they had control over the people around them, they would USE violence to force them to comply, but since they only have control over their kids they can only beat their kids.

Only divine intervention can save Nigerians from this awful cycle of abuse(I'm not religious in any way). These goats need therapy

my dad is the only Nigerian i really know, but from what I know about him this is very true. he's insanely traumatized from like, civil war stuff and his own shitty upbringing. but he doesn't really believe in mental health stuff so good luck telling him that!

And have you heard the bs the government is pulling out of their asses over here with the money problem

im not very caught up on the political situation over there, but from what my dads told me its not good. my dad is mostly interested in the education system though, its like his life's work and all he's ever wanted to was to be put in charge of it and get kids educated so they have opportunities like he did or something. idk. he thinks education is the key to making Nigeria better and i dont exactly disagree with his life mission but hey, I don't live there. what do i know.

he apparently helped get the current president elected in hopes that he'd be good, but it doesnt appear things are going well. Every time he'd come home when I was younger though, that was the main thing he talked about. Getting his guy elected.

he texted me a bit ago to say he'd met with the president multiple times and was feeling stressed out, but i dont wanna say more unless you end up tracking me or something haha. fun fact tho, he's apparently been almost assassinated at least twice. like maybe he's just super paranoid, but he KNOWS someone hired a guy to assassinate him at least once because that guy was his friend and came up to him one day like "yo watch out someone's trying to kill you lol" or something.

idk he told me that story when i was younger so maybe i have the details wrong.

I'm the anon that went to that skating event and met a ton of queer ppl who respected my pronouns and stuff so these ppl are the only reason why I have hope for my dum dum country with it dum dum politicians

ohh i remember you! what a coincidence haha.

[pisces448]

i did my meal prep the other day btw on sunday, and i made a bunch of stuff but only for 4 days.. so i made overnight oats and chia seeds, potato tofu scramble with chickpeas, and peanut stew with fresh rice and spinach. and for snacks i have like trail mix and shit. i hope the monotonous but healthful diet helps my gut and energy levels... taking my vitamins too and down to about 3 cigs a day but less when i'm not working. its going great i just have to also exercise and make art every day then my life will be peaceful zen

[lunaremy]

Another hc I have for black (yes him again, I feel the same way you do about him lmao) that I think is fun is that he never actually brags about the stuff he's good at.

Video games? Mediocre but he'll make himself out to be the best.

Writing? I mean, he's probably pretty good at it but he'll gas himself up like he's the Martin Scorsese of novel writing

But something he's good at? You'd hardly know it till you saw him do it

So true

"Black? Can you work on making dinner for your younger siblings?"

He shouts it from the other room, half expecting Black to not respond.

"I'm on it," Black says, and White briefly pauses what he's doing in mild surprise.

What happened to "I'm too good for this"? What happened to "This doesn't suit my brilliance"?

White pauses for another moment. His task can wait, apparently.

Maybe he wants praise or something. Or, or maybe his ego finally shrunk. Or...

Or maybe he's being a good big brother.

That idea comforted White, so he went back to work.

I'm proud of him.

White's siblings were surprisingly quiet for the next half an hour or so as he worked on his report, and it occasionally crossed his mind as he typed into the computer.

'Perhaps they're getting up to no good' he presumed, before thinking about Black's response and surmising that he probably dealt with them.

Work continued for another hour or so.

And then it struck him.

A savory aroma, flowing through the air, and the distant sound of something sizzling.

He'd become so absorbed in the report that he'd nearly forgotten what he'd asked Black.

He's been writing for about an hour and a half by now with no breaks, and the aroma caused him to realize just how hungry he was......

So, White saved his progress yet again on the program before leaving his room.

The savory scent only intensified as he moved closer to the kitchen, the sound of cutlery and plates moving around. Only now does he hear some of his younger siblings.

He pokes his head into the kitchen, and there's a dish on the countertop for him.

"Sup, White. If you don't want your beef stew, give it to Green."

He doesn't respond at first, and then-

"You...you did all this?"

He wastes no time in grabbing the plate and sitting down at the countertop.

"Of course I did. You don't doubt my abilities, do you?"

"No, its just that you-" White prepares to remark on his affinity for bragging about himself, but it's interrupted by him putting the spoonful of stew in his mouth.

HOLY SHIT it's delicious. The meat is tender, the potatoes are soft and flavorful, and the rice has the perfect texture. It's slightly spicy, but even White (who is notorious for having a poor tolerance) was able to enjoy it with ease.

"I what?"

White continues chewing his food. He wants to enjoy another spoonful, but it's rude to ignore someone, so he instead opts to talk to Black.

"You never said you were this good at cooking, though."

"Of course I am." White shovels another spoonful of stew into his mouth as he listens to Black. "I'm good at everything."

There he goes again, White thinks. Always stroking his own ego.

He eats another spoonful of stew.

Actually...he might've earned the bragging rights, this time.

[pumpkinsy0]

i feel like visiting old aus so thats exactly what im gonna do, strap in for vampire purly everyone sit in a circle on the carpet and ill present everything to u like a story book

for this one ponys the vampire and if u dont know the au im talking about here it is just click right here and youll b caught up

• so the shepards. have a shit ton of meat just in their freezer for later foods and sometimes angela and tim just see it on the counter and think “oh shit hes finally cooking for once??” then he just leaves w it and when he comes back its just gone

•they ask where it goes and curly just goes “ate it all my bad yall🤷🏿‍♂️”

•i mean to b faor its a believeable lie bc curly’s definitely caught at least ONE sickness from pony cause they were kissing after pony ate raw meat, it wasnt salmonella but but was still bad😭😭

•curly letting pony feed from him????maybe,,,maybe a lil bit,,,,,maybe a lot

•pony doesnt rlly see the outside world as much for obvious reasons so one time (ONE SINGULAR time) pony heard curly play guitar and was just watching and being very fruity about the staring (totally isn’t influenced by me listening to the grinch by trippie redd guitar remix lololol nooooo def not)

•usually the clothes pony has r old clothes from this other places, and it uhhh, it doesnt look so good, so curly usually gives pony his clothes or angelas clothes that dont rlly fit her anymore so for this au pony has a pretty much gothic style or at least a style similar to the shepards

•ppl stare at them when they go out cause who is that pale ass boy and why doesnt he have a coag on in this weather😩

•i feel like curlys called pony THE “enemy of the sun” cause hes white and a vampire, bros taking 2 L’s from the sun

•so ponys don’t necessarily HAVE to eat human food but they can, and ponys never actually had food for a while until he met curly

•so for a while when curly was eating in front of pony pony would just,,,stare cause he literally had nothing to do, and curly got tired of it so he just gave pony food to eat too, and let me tell u, this nigga is a bottomless pit

•hes eaten 5 bowls of just rice and turkey neck and okra stew in one fucking sitting (pushing my haitian shepard propaganda once again mwahahahahaha)

•and BC i feel like letting vampires turn into vampire bats thats exactly what pony does

•and look, pony hasnt met curlys friends exactly just yet, BUT once theyve seen curly w a mysterious looking bat on his shoulder talking to em,,,,hmmm,,,very mysterious

•curly just chalks it up to being the bat whispered lol

[nuoyipeach]

Couple's Scenarios

so I saw this prank on IG & started thinking of how the "women of nuoyipeach ships" would be like in this scenario, ykwim?😅 (watch video before continuing so you get the gist pls)

SeulYong

"Bitch what's for dinner?"

Seulgi looks up in shock, blinking a few times to make sure she was seeing right that Taeyong just spoke to her in that tone. She couldn't read his face, and just took a few seconds to think how to respond, feeling hurt and confused.

"Are you OK?"

Taeyong blinked at her response. "Yea, why?"

"You... never speak like that. To anyone..."

That was it for Taeyong, who dashed over to her and hugged her, explaining it was a prank to see her reaction, and apologising for making her feel bad. Seulgi eventually laughs it off, but reminds him never to do that, and if he ever was mad about something, to talk to her.

YuJoy

"Bitch what's for dinner?"

Sooyoung looked at Yuta, wondering why those words left his mouth. She wasn't about to tolerate that. Not now, not ever. She turned back to rice cooker and slams it close.

"Rice and stew, its all cooked, serve yourself until you know better."

She was about to walk out of the kitchen when Yuta quickly grabbed her arm and pulled her in for a tight hug, and a quick kiss. He laughed while explaining the prank, only to get a slap on the chest and warning to never do that again.

JohnRene

"Bitch what's for dinner?"

"Excuse me?" Johnny took a step back at Joohyun's immediate response. "Who the fuck do you think you are talking like that?"

Before it escalated any further, he quickly smiled and grabbed her hands apologising while laughing. When learning about the prank, Joohyun laughed in ridicule at how immature and rude it was (even though immaturity was one of his charms she loved).

JaeRi

"Bitch what's for dinner?"

Her face was enough for Jaehyun to quickly hug Yeri. "I'm sorry I'm sorry, I was trying a prank."

"Dumbass, don't do that!"

MarKoeun

"Bitch-"

"Bye." Eun dropped everything and was about to leave before Mark even got through the first word, and he was already grabbing onto her to make sure she wasn't out the main door. After explaining himself, she laughed while simultaneously telling him that's a shit prank to begin with.

extra:

JenoHina

"Bitch what's for dinner?"

Hina dropped everything and looked at him, shocked at his tone and words. "Did I do something wrong? Did someone piss you off?" she asked, her face both hurt and concerned. "Even if I did, don't you think talking like that is too far? That's so mean..."

Jeno ended up in chuckles and explained the prank, and not so much to his surprise, Hina just shook her head and turned back around.

"That's just really wrong."

He smiled and hugged her from behind. "I'm sorry. But if I ever do that to you for real, throw the plate at me."

>>>

just for funsies, hope you enjoyed it😊

[punkrockgenasiashton]

Ive shared a few of these before, but my continued adventures of the Exquisite Exandria cookbook, decided to post them all with some opinions and ratings:

1.. Beer Basted Breakfast Brawts: 9/10 The slaw and butter recipes alone are incredible. Ive never been a coleslaw person, in fact long time followers might remember me railing against it at points. This slaw is fucking incredible and the compound butter makes for a *fantsatic* spread for a sweet bread. The Brawts are really good too, but theyre a very basic Soak Brawts In Beer Then Boil And Grill, of course that is good.

2. Spyre by Fire Beer Braised Brisket: 7.5/10 Fine enough oven made brisket recipe. Came out a bit on the dry side, but I think that had more to do with having a very lean piece of meat to start with. That said, I think the cook time was 4-7 minutes for searing and 3-4hrs of oven time, next time Im going to be sticking closer to 4 minuts and 3 hours. Also, the recipe says to strain out the veggies from the gravy. Dont listen to those fools, the carrots are so soft and delicious.

3. Coffee Brined Fried Chicken & Coffee Gravy: 8.5/10 Never wouldve thought to us coffee in a brine for chicken or as the main ingredient in a gravy, but holy shit this is good. The coating is a bit heavy and a little salty, but the chickent was so soft and tender, highly time consuming though because fried chicken is a lot of work.

4. Den Theyless Stew: 9.5/10 Book cost is worth it for this recipe alone. The complex flavors of the Japanese curry alongside the sweetness of the rice wine mixing with the savoriness of the beef is just incredible. Add on the dumplings and this dish is one of my favorite things Ive ever cooked. Only reason its not a 10/10 is the recipe as written doesnt have garlic or celery in it, I added 4 cloves of garlic and 2 stalks of celery and am happier for it. Also, ignore the directions, cook the meat first, remove it, then add the veggies its much easier.

5. Marquisian Street Meat & Concelatory Couscous: 8.0/10 The marinade is simple enough and makes for a fresh, herby taste on the chops (I used pork chops as opposed to lamb chops because lamb is a bit expensive) grills up quickly and easily. I recommend seasoning the meat though. 8.5/10 Couscous is something I have very little experience with but was very good and simple to make. Great option as either a side or a vegetarian meal.

6. Pocket Chicken Pot Pies: 5.5/10. Fine, nothing special. You can see from the picture that this was not an easy cook for me and I wound up having to make mini pot pies as opposed to the pocket one because I couldnt stretch the dough thin enough. Alot of my issues here were the dough, I think I started with the butter to cold...but like...the chicken soup bit was very good?

7. Bad Aim Chicken: 8.5/10 Really good. Easy enough to make and its really hard to go wrong with grilled chicken or pineapple. I personally didnt save any of the sauce for dipping and just used the entire thing as a marinade and dont think I missed anything. Highly recommend for bbqs.

8. Skaldseat Salmon & Heartmoore Harvest: 10/10 for the fish, flaky, juicy, and really well seasoned. My new way to make salmon just about every time, though I do think you could do it with fewer/no lemons if you wanted. 6/10 for the salad. Its...fine, nothing special, though the potatoes do make it a bit different for me. My biggest issue is it doesnt keep that well.

[freakurodani]

top five foods/flavours?

ahhhhh now this is very very hard oough!! but thank u so much for the ask!!!

1. Im in a vinegar era rn, i love like the richness that acid can add to a dish like ill do a 1(a) for my Beef Stew which is a modified Old Fashioned beef stew recipe i have where i up how much red wine vinegar i use and i also add balsamic vinegar of Modena, that shit?? decadent, slaps, divine, i live to make my stew for ppl

2. My dad's rice and beans specifically. He just has the best ones! he learned how to make it in Puerto Rico when he lived there and i grew up eating it and ahhh i miss it, i need to visit him so he can make me some or have him share a recipe (even though he probably makes it slightly different every time) haha

3. a nice grilled salmon, its just,, im lucky to have sea food readily available to me bc of where i live and there is a correct way to grill a salmon and if you pair that with a cucumber and kale salad? or maybe green beans ooooooooh bro i promise it can be life changing

4. beef stroganoff, another comfort dish my dad would make when i was growing up, i think traditionally a stroganoff is made with rice, but my dad would use twisty noodles for it? oh man im feeling so nostalgic rn

5. spaghetti, its one of my go tos for an easy meal, i personally like to spice it up (literally) bc i think traditional marinara sauce (from a can or jar, anyway) is too sweet so i tend to throw like chili flakes or vinegar (or both ausbjahw) into my sauce and i just think it elevates it

[contreparry]

Happy Friday! How does 'Someone forgot a key ingredient' for Fenris sound?

Absolutely! Here's some Fenris and Isabela friendship from the Thedas Roommates AU for @dadrunkwriting!

Cooking was an art form, and Fenris was an eager student.

He liked the cuisine his mother made the most: curries, rice dishes, flat bread, chicken and mutton, rich with spices. Some days he'd cook until his entire apartment smelled like his mother's house, and the heavy weight of homesickness would lift for a few hours. But Fenris tried his hand at other types of food, from Ferelden stews to Orlesian pastries to Rivain's spicy dishes (so similar to what he knew and loved), and he even dipped his toes into Kirkwall's traditional seafood (ugh). And now... Fenris frowned at the ingredients lined up on the counter. Something was missing.

"Isabela," he called out. "Where's the vanilla paste?"

"The what?" Isabela shouted back from the hallway, where she was carting in yet another bag of groceries into his apartment. Hawke was throwing a surprise party for her younger siblings, a 'welcome back home' bash to end all 'welcome home' bashes, a surprise she cooked up for her siblings and her mother. Surprise, the twins are home a week earlier than anticipated! Surprise, everyone's here to welcome you home! Hawke loved her surprises, and she recruited everyone in the crew to bring something to the party. Just a small dish or two, she insisted, and she would take care of the rest. Hawke had it all planned out to the minute, from lying to her mother about 'a small get together with friends' so she could get her out of the house for an hour to picking up the twins at the airport and train station. All she needed was for her friends to bring some food and help decorate.

Unfortunately Isabela couldn't cook for shit, so Fenris was making her dish for her. Not that he minded, of course. He'd do anything for Isabela, and happily. It might be different if it was Merrill (who would get in the way in the kitchen and distract him with questions) or Anders (who was a belligerent asshole who would certainly take over if given an inch in the kitchen). Isabela might burn water if left unattended, however, so of course Fenris would help her! And the dessert she suggested sounded simple enough, so why not?

But cooking (and baking) was easier when you had all of your ingredients, and he was missing a key ingredient.

"Vanilla paste. For your egg tarts," Fenris clarified.

"Paste? Like... glue?" Isabela asked, clearly stifling a giggle. "They make them in flavors now? Flavored paste? Poor Anders, maybe that's why he's got so many kids in the clinic these days, eating too much vanilla paste."

"It's- no, never mind, I have a proper replacement," Fenris sighed as he reached into the cabinet and grabbed the half-empty bottle of vanilla extract. "Soak the bamboo skewers for me, will you?" If Isabela couldn't be his baking assistant, she could at least help with prep work for kebabs. And conversation. Rolling out dough was less dull when you had someone to talk to.

"Of course. But only if you tell me why you've got a jar full of clay marbles in your kitchen," Isabela insisted as she picked up the jar of pie weights and shook it. Fenris rolled his eyes and pulled his electric scale from its drawer.

"They're pie weights, now hurry up. We have five hours and I want time to clean my kitchen," he replied. If he left out dough scraps and flour he might just cry.

"Oooo, my kitchen! Love when you say that," Isabela crooned. "Grrr, my territory!" She was teasing, but Fenris puffed up with pride. His kitchen. His apartment. All his, and he could use it as he pleased and let in anyone he wanted. Or kick them out if he so chose. No one was going to tut or scold or say how disappointed they were if he ate cereal at two in the morning, or if he fried garlic and coriander and the smell filled the house- no, he was allowed to cook like he wanted to. He was allowed to be.

"Mmm, my kitchen. And there are no lazy hands allowed. Skewers, Isabela," Fenris ordered.

Isabela laughed and tossed her head, curls bouncing around her face. "Aye aye, chef!"