#its me im homeboy

[punkitt-is-here]

The most fucked up thing is that the awful sfm models everyone uses have in fact improved over time. In the ancient times their proportions were all kinds of fucked. Like yeah ponies have giant skulls because cartoon characters but those sfm models had fucking hydroencephaly

this is a paleolithic craeture waiting to kill me to feed the herd

[terracyte]

"let the hunter be safe, let them find comfort. and let this dream, their captor... foretell a pleasant awakening. be one day, a fond, distant memory.”

“farewell, good hunter. wake, now.”

sandman x bloodborne rotting my brain-

morpheus feeling deeply for all the tortured souls trapped in this nightmare realm. for the hunters whom he grants waking from their horrific pact to the hunter's dream. for the once-been humans turned beasts whom he gifts a final, peaceful, dreamless sleep.

[snekdood]

bitches be like. i hate vegans so much that i’ve decided i like killing animals and its fine and i dont feel bad and animals dont have feelings and its fine and im cool subversive and different and edgy and like to post fucked up stuff to make vegans uncomfortable bc im just so cool

[marsixm]

i complain about being alone but i like do not want to date lmao i want to already be married to my soulmate for 10 years

[minglana]

being able to wear shirts from when i was 13 depends on the fact that i assume most ppl here cannot understand english and will not understand what my shirts say

[seokwoosmole]

May the heavens forever bless Thea from Barnes & Noble her name's not Thea but to protect her privacy and to protect my identity if she somehow happens to see this her name will be Thea for going above and beyond to secure a Hongjoong version of the new ATEEZ digipacks. May your faves never disband and may you always pull your biases' photocards.

[xamaxenta]

>:3ccc

BRO???????????

WH?? ??????? He’s magificent? He’s stunning, he’s everything I’ve ever wanted whaaaat thee fuckkkkkkk

Holy shit holy shit

I dont know if I have enough vocabulary in my repertoire to express my emotions

Bitch nail him to a museum wall hes a fucking masterpiece

[forbiddennhoney]

tbh snooping on my ex doesnt even hurt bc of him directly atp- im glad he's getting better and happier. what hurts is seeing ppl who claimed that no matter what they'd be there for us both who chose him bc he played victim so well

[lorenzosmicropp]

he looks absolutely atrocious. double smash.

God you're so right he looks disgusting-

[interstellarbookofflowers]

happy points of the day:

wore my handknit sweatervest outside!! am so happy abt it aaaa

we practiced for tomorrows conference n i think i will be slaying

me n friend went shopping! they were helping me find a white shirt. we did not find a white shirt that was not expensive or see through. so i bought a turtleneck and it has to do AJSJDMDN

we managed to have self control and not get boba on our way back. but theyre coming to the conference and will be bringing me boba too HDJDKDK our self control can only do so much

[seuugyoon]

#rant

[mayumania]

recently befriended a dudebro and was unsure if we’d click at first but homeboy is probably one of the most chill ppl ever like i cant tell u how relieved i am that hes not weird like literally every other cishet dude ive tried to be friends with 💖

[devondespresso]

im trying to customize a little season 4 dustin funko pop keychain to be a season 3 dustin keychain (to complete my scoops troop gang) and i am overwhelmed with how fucking small mans is:

fucking look at him. itty bitty man. tiny tiny boy. small. very small.

you're doing great king

[yors-truly]

It's almost 11pm and you have school tomorrow.

None of your stuff is even set up.

There's literally a ganglion cyst in your left wrist that cripples you when you use your hand.

... and you want to write NOW??

[naiadic]

I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..

[odysseys-blood]

college is such a fucking struggle ik but i do not like to be helpful so im gonna need this one dude in my classes to lay off bc i dont have the energy or grace jn my soul to be working for both of us