#its not even funny at this point

[lochburn]

go see some art they said

…itd be fun, they said

[techs-goggles9902]

Actually sobbing over the fact that Etain and Darman will never have their happy ending with Kad. Don’t talk to me.

[rattoenailclippings]

just got reminded that alucard is alive and trevor and sypha are fucking dead,,,,,,,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, in season 3 he wasnt doing too well with being alone but now theyre dead dead so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[can-we-die-now]

girlhood is getting your period when your exam is hours away

[angels-sinning]

looord i have not been able to get my professor off my mind all day… he is like a PLAGUE

[possibly-eli]

i am. so gay for dallon weekes' voice

[blogofbitsandbobs]

plss the way i'm down bad rn for this girl after like 2 days is the peak queer experience

[cemeterything]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[turtleinsoup]

I love em too much T^T

The Rise Twins! Inspired by @remedyturtles' "stare directly at the sun" on ao3

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[techs-goggles9902]

It’s not even funny anymore. People need to learn how to shovel their snow. There’s at least six inches of heavy snow, making walking down the sidewalk nearly impossible without getting your pants soaking wet

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

[can-we-die-now]

i can't remember formulae to save my life

but somehow can recite the whole exorcism ritual

[onismdaydream]

i have a very clear image in my head of satoru laying on a bed, his pretty pink blush blooming down his chest, cute little moans and whimpers escaping his lips even though he's trying to be quiet... his cock leaking so much that it stains his gray sweats as he humps the air, wrists tied to the headboard and fingers flexing... you told him he could only cum like this, the slightest amount of friction and pressure on his aching dick as he watches you touch yourself, wanting so desperately to have his hands be the ones on your body... but all he can do is watch and pretend that he's the one making you feel that good...

[jaratedeguadalupe]

what do you mean this isn't canon

[pankiepoo]

mephone4 and that annoying bitch