#its on my fridge already

[moodnamars]

they're watching the security cams............. @literalite

THANK YOU AI @gunthermunch FOR THIS IM NEVER GONNA SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!!!

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[blueskittlesart]

so they're totally fridging zelda huh

yeah but me and who

[insufferablemod]

heeellloooo one of the mods for @jadeharleysgarden here thank you so much for all the kind words. Almost rolled off my bed when I saw you followed us abdnpz ive been following askinsufferableprick for awhile so I died. Currently communicating from the coffin. it’s kind of rank in here. Anyways yeah thank you so much 😭😭😭😭

asfgh you guys deserve the kind words! super cute blog n i cant wait to see more! >B)c <3<3

[citrushomie]

Im gonna be honest I voted other on the poll bc I only play bandori and enstars and bandori legit hurts my thumbs and I didn’t think enstars deserved my vote

bandori hurtsssss and you have so many more fcs than me in bandori for sure soldier i salute you o7 i knew d4dj would be losing bc there is no almost no overlap with it and other mobile idol rhythm game fans i had to vouch for my bestie d4dj gameplay

[sungsuho]

the pumpkin pie is secreting juices .

[dullahandyke]

Will never get people who make fun of picky eaters. Literally not your problem

[girlwithfish]

i got a large passion fruit green tea w mango star jellies and i drank it all in 20minutes

[mishy-mashy]

WELP got a new BNHA fic idea about the Resistance and an entrepreneurial OC, including:

Kudo is pretty sure the university barista isn't as polite and proper as she seems. Bruce doesn't believe him

"Are you sure you want to be working on Valentine's, Shiki-san?" Bruce looked up at the red streamers hung around. "Don't you have someone to go out with? It'll be really busy with all the couples."

She gave a closed-eye smile, which set off an alarm in their heads as this was very much not her usual one. It was a familiar sensation, being why they stiffened—the instinctive fear of scary women.

"What are you talking about, Bruce? Other than the fact that I have no time for romance..."

Her back turned, fist clenched as fire erupted in her eyes and around her. The aura she let off darkened her surroundings to a noxious blue, and Kudo could swear he saw GOGOGOGO~ characters shrouding her.

"Coffee dates are a classic. I can't turn down this chance to turn a profit......"

Bruce and Kudo sweatdropped.

Kudo likes facial masks

"Are those things really essential?" Bruce deadpanned, watching her stash mask packets away.

"If I ever need a self-care day to relax for a bit," she said.

Kudo put a finger on his cheek, touching the results of the deluxe face mask he stole from her.

"Totally understandable. Shit feels great. I'm smoother than a baby's ass."

"Kudo," Bruce warned, not wanting him to swear in front of her.

"That's why I was saving it. Jerk."

"Jerk who saved your life."

"Kudo!"

Being asked out by All For One while undercover with a fake identity

Her brain stalled.

"Fumi Haruka. Be my woman."

"..... I'm sorry, but we barely know each other. So, a relationship like that is..."

Yoichi didn't want to be here. He really did not want to watch his brother do this right now.

"Brother!!"

... Oh boy.

Yoichi doesn't understand Resistance codenames

"What's your name, dear?"

"Yoichi," he mumbled.

"What would you like to be called?"

"Yoichi."

"...... Alright." She didn't falter, tone as chipper as when she first asked. Similarly, Leader and Bruce didn't even blink as she introduced herself with a codename.

Writing their own domestic fanfiction in a canon-divergent void out of boredom

"I think we should adopt," Yoichi said thoughtfully. "I'd love to give children another chance at family."

"Oh, boy, 'children' plural." She did not miss that little big fact. "What's the limit of children? I don't want more than three."

"I want six," Yoichi hummed.

"More than one," Kudo decided so firmly that he definitely already had a number in mind.

"Only one, because just one is going to drive our house crazy," Bruce remarked as the sole voice of reason. "I wouldn't mind another one when the first is old enough."

"Well, we definitely aren't in agreement."

Going through their theater kid arc while waiting for the other vestiges

"She's the most beautiful girl in the whole town. That makes her the best."

"Damn, Kudo, didn't know that was your motivation," Bruce muttered not-quietly-at-all.

Yoichi still learning his memes

"Are we all cowabunga on this?" Yoichi asked the other holders.

None answered him. Finally, Shiki sighed and spared them all the discomfort of answering. "Yeah. We're cowabunga."

"God, I hope the road works ahead," Kudo muttered under his breath.

"This is fine." Bruce held up a thumbs-up.

En crinkled his nose, keeping quiet. They were his senpais, but, They're so outdated.

The first four holders being old

"Do you think we should call them Quirks now?" Yoichi asked Shiki, turning his head. "It's been long enough. No one calls them Meta Abilities anymore."

"Eh..." She looked away, not partial to the idea.

"We should keep up with the times," Yoichi decided for them.

".. If you think we should," she relented. Yet again, she fell victim to it: no one could say no to Yoichi. "Quirks," she tried it out. "Quirks. We have Quirks."

"No offense, Shiki-tan, but it sounds weird coming from you."

"Bruce, please."

Bruce basically having aneurysms whenever his attention is brought to All Might and Midoriya's health

"I WAS RIGHT."

"Bruce-"

"FORCING HIMSELF TO DO SOMETHING HE CAN'T DO WILL JUST BREAK SOMETHING."

[*Midoriya using One For All for the first time]

[aquared]

in my gallery i have an album specifically for art of my au thats sent my way thats normal right

[sanpape]

Kinda wanna go to the mall but I genuinely do not have a reason to go?

[apollo-zero-one]

I could get a hotplate, an electric kettle, and a camping sink- the kind with a foot pump and a refillable reservoir- and a washbasin with a scrub rack, and a 5 gallon water jug. And I could make my bedroom into a tiny apartment. I am retreating from my family and if I can't move out, I will simply move inward. I will pay whatever rent they decide on given my continued use of space, water, electricity, and the wifi. I will however make it clear that I am no longer contributing to groceries and will be taking nothing else from the kitchen ever again, nor will I be making any use of any of the dishware. I will reclaim my mini fridge and the handful of cutlery and bowls I purchased when I briefly lived in a dorm, and they will not leave my new mini apartment.

[sodrippy]

damn really cannot take one (1) day off from being so strict w myself about everything or else my whole life unravels

[smute]

i took a break from work today and spent the whole day making stock and building houses in the sims anway i went all out and ended up with 5 liters of delicious vegetable stock 2 liters of which i used to make creamy potato soup so with all the other ingredience i now have 3 liters of positively cuntwrenching creamy potato soup (minus the one bowl i shlorped) and 3 liters of veg stock which is of course fantastic news except there are two problems: my fridge is too small for six liters of chunky liquid AND i dont even have a container for it 😳 the soup is currently in my Big Pot and the remaining stock is in a stainless steel ikea salad bowl without a lid lmaooooo

[bitegore]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers Generation One Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Drag Strip/Vortex (Transformers), Drag Strip & Motormaster (Transformers), Background Wildrider/Brawl, Background Wildrider & Drag Strip Characters: Drag Strip (Transformers), Motormaster (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Onslaught (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Wildrider (Transformers) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Dark Crack, Grocery Store, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Murder, Tags Are Hard Summary:

Motormaster narrowed his eyes. “Drag Strip, what the fuck are you doing?”

“Burying a body. The fuck does it look like?” Drag Strip gestured with one muddy hand. “Playing fucking hopscotch?”

“Let me rephrase,” Motormaster said, and oooooooohhh he was mad mad. “Drag Strip. Why are you in Onslaught’s garden burying a body, when I sent you to get fucking groceries?”

Drag Strip has an interesting time buying groceries.

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Wrote this yesterday. It's very chaotic and came out pretty dark but it's also really funny. Enjoy.

[oetscop]

didnt realize until after i took the nuggets out of the oven that we are somehow out of every single sauce despite the fridge door being full of containers. theyre all empty. four gogurt tubes for dinner it is then i guess