#itty bitty doods

[silent-scribbs]

I dont often exist, but when I do, I try to share some arts that I’ve been hoarding (I should send the secret santa I finished fully -,_-,)

Silly lil guys who I join the magmas sometimes in itsKorry’s server :3

Also puppetsona in chrimbo dress uwu

[herd-reject-arts]

Pulled from videos I put on my Instagram, but they're better together.

Went to clean my car and found I had a stowaway. Little dude was hiding under my passenger seat and would have almost certainly gotten vacuumed up if it had not come out swinging (I think. I don't know mantid behavior too well, but it was jabbing with its foremost legs, so that seems like an attack to me).

I was able to get the mantis onto a Gatorade bottle and out of my way while I cleaned. I was hoping it would leave in the meantime so I didn't have to deal with a tiny animal who was probably just as confused as I was on how it got there. But nope! Dude stuck around and listened to the honky tonk music the car wash was playing, or at least it seemed to be listening based on how it was swaying (note: I'm joking. I'm pretty sure it didn't care about the music. I just kept making comments to it about dancing to the tunes).

In the end, it hopped off the bottle (only after I moved it to the trash can, though I wasn't going to throw it away if it hadn't jumped off) and I got a really cool video of a praying mantis jumping.

And the frame-by-frame of that jump, because why not.

[denziru]

Fishing rivalry

And other doods

Love my doods

Mostly practicing drawing the v’s faces cuz its hard okaY :(( ehehdndm

Watched a height finding video yesterday itty bitty v bots eheheh

V2 is quivering in fear

[erobret]

SHITE FERGIE HAS SAID P1

feel free to change pronouns and shite

❝ YASSSSSSSSSS ! ❞ ❝ Yis beech ! ❞ ❝ BISS ! ❞ ❝ Imma twerk on you . ❞ ❝ My dick is bigger than your’s --- lemme just grab it from it’s box . ❞ ❝ Adult supervision ? I’M AN ADULT ! ❞ ❝ You must be a door-to-door salesman out here trying to sell me your BULLSHIT . ❞ ❝ I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my nerves . ❞ ❝ Oh no . . . my will to live . . . it’s broken . ❞ ❝ I fall asleep to true crime . ❞ ❝ My last two braincells went on holiday . ❞ ❝ They expect to me to speak [ insert language ] ? I can’t even speak English ! I only know how to speak DUMBASS ! ❞ ❝ I am smol . ❞ ❝ I’ll bite your ankles ! ❞ ❝ PEOPLE DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE ! ❞ ❝ DES-GUS-TAAAANG ! ❞ ❝ IT NEEDS MORE BLOOOOOOD ! ❞ ❝ Blood ??? THERE ! ❞ ❝ My moto is trust no one until you have a reason to trust them . ❞ ❝ My bootyhole was clenching i was so scared ! ❞ ❝ DOOD ! ❞ ❝ I’m the CEO of the itty bitty titty committee . ❞ ❝ I wake up and choose violence every day . ❞ ❝ If vaginas can hold emotions . . . does that mean i have a deprussy ? ❞ ❝ CRUSH ME MOMMYYYYYY ! ❞ ❝ I have 99 problems and your stupidity is every single one of them . ❞ ❝ I will not hesitate to bitch slap your child into last week . ❞ ❝ I would do that . . . but that would involve moving . ❞ ❝ I’m short ! How the hell am I supposed to reach my last fuck to give ? ❞

[lostcybertronian]

"please don’t lie to me." With Wilford and dark. Plz and thx

I like this one.

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Prompt: “Please don’t lie to me.”

    “Where is it?” The studio door flew open and Dark swept in, his fists clenched and his eyes alight with anger.

    The stage lights flickered and burst in showers of sparks as he approached, sending stage hands running and the stage’s occupants diving to the ground.

    “Where is it?” Dark repeated, his voice ringing around the room. He looked from Ed Edgar to the Jims to Bim, all huddling on the stage, hands held protectively over heads to shield from the cascade of glass shards. “Who took it?”

    But it was Bim who clutched a slender, black cane. A cane adorned with a tip of pure silver.

    The temperature of the entire room plunged as Dark’s eyes narrowed and he started toward Bim. “You.”

    “Waitaminute!” With a puff of pink and glitter Wilford appeared in front of Dark, arms spread wide, effectively halting the entity’s approach. “It was me. I took th’cane.”

    Deafening. Silence. The stage hands were gone. The egos on the stage too terrified or shocked to speak up.

    “‘S not like you use it anyway,” Wilford added hurriedly, offering Dark a crooked grin. It barely concealed his agitation. A glimmer of sweat shone on his forehead. “So I figured we could use it for just one itty-bitty little shoot-”

    “Please, Wil-” Dark’s nostrils flared- “don’t lie to me. You are an awful liar.”

    “I’m not lyin’, y’bastard,” Wilford snapped, flushing red. “Getcher head outta yer ass.”

    There was a long, tense moment where Dark merely regarded him. A moment where everyone in the room was convinced heads were about to roll and blood was about to splatter the walls.

    Then, he seemed to calm, the rage on his face melting away to a cool expression of indifference.

    “One shoot,” he said finally, “and I expect my cane back in my office by five and no later.”

    Wilford nodded. Bim- still holding the cane like it was a lifeline- nodded. Even Ed and the Jims nodded.

    Dark nodded. “Good.”

    Then he disappeared in a swirl of black, and everyone in the room breathed a collective sigh of relief.

    Everyone but Wilford, that is. He whipped around, fixing Bim with a glare that sent shivers down his spine and would haunt his nightmares for many days to come. “I should kill you for that. Give it here.”

    Bim shakily got to his feet, shaking off glass shards and quickly brushing back his hair before coming down off the stage and handing over the cane.

    Wilford snatched it from him, and in a voice that made it clear he was addressing everyone, not just Bim, said, “th’next idiot caught rootin’ around Dark’s office can deal with him themselves. I pity the poor bastard who has to.”

    Then he too popped out of the room, leaving behind a puff of pink glitter.

[spooky-skz]

(4/9) Stray Kids as Apple Employees AU

okay, ik what you’re gonna say.

“wtf mari, why apple employees?”

honestly, i don’t have a good reason.

i literally came out of my shower and was like, “pffft, they’d make funny apple employees,” then this AU was born.

i might continue this, i might not. depends on my itty bitty brain when it comes up with content.

i also sort of wanna do a stray kids as baristas at starbucks but idk

anYWAYS let’s do it.

CHAN!

aaaaah our beloved leader is the technical support advisor who basically helps people with troubleshooting.

he’s the dude you contact when your stupid device isn’t doing what you want it to but you’re….calling from home.

he always has his headset on him. (fyi, it’s a headphone thingy with a mic attached to it.)

Like alWAYS

woojin asked him once why he literally wore it like his life depended on it.

probably because it did

his response was simple, “so i can take calls and help customers while making sure jeongin doesn’t burn the store down at the same time.”  （︶︿︶）

woojin didn’t ask any further questions bc he understood all too well.       ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

(don’t worry, i’ll explain later.)

chan was super good at his job lmao.

he effortlessly engaged with people, explaining step by step solutions with patience and had an approach tailored to each individual customer.

papa steve jobs would be v proud indeed

he had difficult responsibilities too bro

imagine getting yelled at for a whole day by people you didn’t even know, because they were angry at a device you didn’t even mAKE-

when they say, ‘patience is a virtue,’ they rlly mean:

pATIENCE

IS

A FUCKIN

VIRTUE

ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ bc most people would probably grow annoyed after the other person in the phone line keep shouting & blaming.

but not chan. no. no.

he’d be tolerant with the customer, and continue to provide the best customer service possible. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

… i mean… unless the person was getting too aggressive for his liking, then he’d just remove the headpiece, scroll through the company website, and wait till the person has cooled down before proceeding to help them with a positive attitude. (꒪ཀ꒪)

Hyunjin

his job title is literally, ‘Genius,’

i kid you not. i looked this shit up.

jeongin thought it was a legit at first

like they all joined the company at different times but jeongin was the last to hop on the apple train.

hyunjin’s name on the schedule board would be beside the word, ‘genius,’ and for like… two whole months, jeongin thought hyunjin was the mastermind behind the whole apple operation

i cannot tell you how many times hyunjin was approached by jeongin with a problem that he didn’t have the knowledge to help with

luckily, seungmin was feeling nice and explained that, ‘genius,’ was just the name of hyunjin’s job.

why?

seungmin didn’t know either

okay  baCK TO HYUNJIN!! his job is to quickly diagnose product issues on the spot, explain what’s wrong with the device to the customer. after determining whether repairs can be done or a replacement is needed, he’d offer solutions to help get users up and running again.

now don’t get me wrong, hyunjin loved his job bc he liked helping people and fixing devices bUT!!!!

after working in the same store for almost a year, these group of girls would literally be there every w e e k e n d to get “help,” from him.

he was flattered and all about the female audience but it was getting stale.

some girls would breAK their devices on purpose just to have an excuse to talk to him.

the convo’s they’d try to initiate wasn’t even about the faulty device anymore.

this rlly bothered him bc it took his time away from helping ACTUAL customers.

eventually, chan banned them from coming in to disrupt the peace of the store and to protect hyunjin from their beady eyes and weirdness.

jeongin mostly came to hyunjin for help with something (bc he knew the older dude wouldn’t tell chan)

& these two doods would try to fix the problem together!! hopefully before chan finds out about the problem bc

oof

then mr. advisor would be streSSED AF and

they’d get a scolding from mother!woojin

Jeongin

our bby boy is the technical specialist who helps people get started with using their devices.

gets excited with you when you get your new phone or computer.

knows all the tips and tricks on getting the most out of your device

is especially patient with the elderly and first-time users.

he knows!! that technology is difficult to understand and work around when you’re barely starting out so he’ll take as long as necessary to help someone understand how the phone or laptop works.

but...

y’all…

don’t let this boi anywhere a fire hazard area

i mean, he doesn’t mean to start fires

they just...happen???

like, they have this small employee mini kitchen in the upstairs breakroom (literally the whole 2nd floor could be a one bedroom apartment)

and of course when there’s a kitchen, there has to be SNACKS!!!

and jeongin was hungry during his shift.

so he goes up during the non-busy hours of the day to get himself some fud

(✿◠‿◠) a growing boi needs his nutrients!!

chan had left briefly for a coffee run, woojin was downstairs trying to fix a malfunctioning monitor. the other boys were either sick, out for lunch, or hadn’t clocked in yet.

jeongin put in a bag of popcorn in the microwave, and checked the box for instructions

it said, “for 5,000 watt microwave = 2 min. for 500 watt microwave = 4 min.”

he checked the microwave and it was 1,000 watt :-)

uhhh he didn’t really know at what time to put it in as so…

he typed in 3 min.

he didn’t mind having some burnt popcorn bc hey!! he just wanted to eat something.

he took a seat in front of felix’s computers and started scrolling through the security tapes in hopes of finding one funny footage of a customer.

:-) it started smelling like smoke for some odd reason.

mmm yep that was the smell of smoke for sure.

wonder where that’s coming from?

he thought.

he turned around to look for the source, and

HOLY SHIT THE MICROWAVE WAS ON FIRE

the panic in his body went from 0% to 100% real quick.

jeongin couldn’t just turn off the damned heating machine bc it was in flames, but he just couldn’t let it continue to get bigger and bigger.

he grabbed the pitcher of lemonade at the table and yEET that juice all over the microwave.

it did like minimal help.

he could hear chan entering the store, calling for woojin to help him bring the cups upstairs to the break room

oh no

he was in the break room.

he grabbed a wash cloth from the sink and began smACKIN at the flames

cue the parents walking in.

chan: (.•̵̑⌓•̵̑)

woojin: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

without wasting another second, woojin yanked jeongin away from the fire bc it was starting to get really big and he could have gotten hurt ( ˘︹˘)

while chan got the fire extinguisher from beside the fridge

was that always there? jeongin asked himself

and chan used it to stop the fire.

poor bby jeongin got a massive scolding from both parents and told him to be more cautious next time.

then they all cleaned up the mess before the rush of people came in the shop!!

the next day, the other boys walked in to woojin spraying the SHIT outta this air freshener all over the break room bc it reaked of burnt popcorn & metal.

windows were all open to the smell out and the beloved microwave was nowhere to be seen.

chan was sipping on his morning cup of coffee when minho asked what happened.

“jeongin nearly burned the store down so there’s no more microwave.”

“oh. okay.”

Felix

ahhh okay so his job isn’t anything tech related really, except for when he watches people through his cams

he was the security guard of the store uwu

he has so far prevented 7 fights from happening and 6 of those 7 were between minho and seungmin lmao.

he was the perfect man for this job bc on the outside, his face is like:  (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

but when he’s upset or angry, mr. security guard mode is activated  (ง’̀-‘́)ง so he has to remove people from the premises.

he uses his SCARY voice when dealing with overly aggressive people and it usually does the trick when he asks them to leave

but when lil kids are just so excited and curious about the devices, he uses his soft uwu voice to converse with them about their day or what they’re doing in school

overall the cutest & dependable guard ever!!! 11/10

once changbin kept trying to fiddle with felix’s computer and he was like, “bro.. you’ve been trying to guess my password for like 2 hours. it’s not yngbok01.”

and changbin was soooo frustrated with this and he looked at felix like   (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ “PLS JUST SIGN IN!!”

a smirk was on the guard’s face as he asked why he should.

changbin looked defeated and finally said, “i was locking up the store last thursday and was doing my own version of karaoke and i… tripped on the cords, and my jeans ripped open as i fell. If that blackmailer minho gets his hands on that footage, i’m dONE FOR—”

felix nearly toppled over from laughing so much as he watched the clip of what happened while changbin was visibly on edge, looking for any sign that minho was in the room

he still deleted the clip tho bc he’s a good friend  

( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 )