#jack harkness test

[alpaca-clouds]

How would the Jack Harkness test apply to the DnD world?

Do you know the Jack Harkness test of consent within a fantasy or scifi world? (Sadly I have no idea who made the graphic, so if you know, please tell so I can give credit)

Basically it is saying that in a fantasy world you should only consider a creature as able to consent (so hence free to fuck if they do), if they....

Have human intelligence or greater

Can communicate somehow with clear language (and be it through telepathic communication)

Are considered mature for their species

But boy, in DnD it gets messy quickly, right? I mean, sure, we do have the sentient species running around. But even there we do have some that are usually considered to be less intelligent than humans. (Like goblins.) So, uhm, can you fuck them?

And I mean, fucking the different types of furries running around seems to be fair game, if you ask me. Dragons, too, probably, given they are also of human intelligence and all that.

Fucking a druid in wildshape (yeah, I see you there, Halsin) also looks like it should be fine.

But what about some of the monsters? Some do have... at least some intelligence - enough to consent I would argue. Like, enough to somewhat understand consequences at least.

And then... there is the matter of animal speech.

Yes, a friend and I talked way too long about this yesterday. But... If I cast animal speech in DnD (as also seen in Baldur's Gate) you can have proper and full conversations with all the critters running around. And while the gameworld makes a big deal about not considering them sentient... I mean, the dialogues sound very much like they are sentient to me. So, uhm... If I can talk to an animal and the animal consents...

You get where I am going, right?

And I mean, while I laughed a bit about bear Halsin, this is all not my cuppa tea. But... I cannot help but wonder.

Especially when you also think that bear Halsin once got forced by a she-bear to mate. But you will most certainly not say he had abused that she-bear, right?

It is so complicated.

Also note that within the world elves do reach physical maturity in their 20s - but are not considered mentally adults until they reach a hundred years.

[willowcrowned]

Do I even want to know what the Jack Harkness test is?

[internutter]

Challenge #03881-J229: Catch and Release

Within the infinite expanse of the multiverse the existence of humans are questionable at best. For the universes that do host Homo sapiens, there is one multiversal constant. Humans are the most [KERATINOUS SKULL PROJECTION] beings in the universe. Even in the universe that can be best described as warhammer 40K, Jahhatai Khan is cruising the vastness of space in search of xenoussy. -- Anon Guest

[AN: Not doing Warhammer, because I only know it via osmosis. Also because using someone else's IP for debatable profit/income is illegal. Also also, it is going to be such fun keeping this story PG (/sarcasm)]

Humans will try to pet anything. That's the polite way to put it. No matter what the cogniscent species looks like, there will be some Human who will seek out a way to engage in pleasurable haptic feedback.

They have a legend who created a standard for such interactions The Archivaas are still debating as to whether or not Captain Jack Harkness was a real Human.

Some Humans have a personal mission to 'collect' members of all available species and genders. Given the scope of that objective, many Humans with this goal are going to die trying.

[Check the source for the rest of the story]

[la-principessa-nuova]

So I’m reading something online and stumble onto a post where somebody mentions the Harkness Test. I’d never heard of it (or at least not recently enough to remember it), but from context, it was clear that it was something along the lines of it being moral for two characters of different species to have sex as long as they are both able to communicate and understand consent.

But of course, being a Doctor Who fan, I recognized that this is probably named after Jack Harkness, who is famously very horny for every sentient species in the universe, so I wanted to google it to see if that was in fact the origin.

This is what happens when Google uses Tumblr as a source of truth.

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Captain Jack Harkness from the Harkness test

I couldn’t find a picture of Jack himself (that was good) so y’all get the Harkness test itself.

Also this is a good reminder of how I judge characters fit for this blog.

[weedle-testaburger]

not to sound horny on main but i would totally have an orgy with the inside job cast

[2-gay-possums-in-a-trench-coat]

Ok but like imagin that the line "don't keep him waiting" as he pushes you done on your knees, from Iato Jones in the first ep of torchwood. Something like, you him and harkness are in a relationship and your stood infront of jack with his pants bukle undone and un button. And then Ianto just crouches down to your level and saying that?? He stand un slowly, Jack has pulled himself out of his slacks and you see it, looking up at Ianto with a small concern and nervousness that had arisen from the sheer size of Jack. And then he nods to jack and mouths "go on", with just enough of a goofy smile to make you relax a little, while pulling your hair back for you/lightly pushing you forward torwds Jacks cock.

[primeministerofantarctica]

...yk im surprised no one has written a kinky cannibalism fic

[femslashspuffy]

It's so crazy that they put that random guy in season 1 right before jack gets there. Like the doctor just rolls his eyes and scoffs at the other guy but then he spends a full TWO EPISODES being annoyed and jealous of jack and then HE invites him on board this time. Like he may be jealous but at the same time he is actively inviting him to join the little thing they have together

And then of course the next time he sees him post explosion he runs away because yeah

[willowcrowned]

Please tell me you are not referring to Geode. (Sentient rock guy)

with grit determination and a go-getter attitude everyone in star wars is fuckable. and that means rocks too

[peachie-bumblebee]

FNAF SECURITY BREACH NSFW HEADCANONS

MAIN 4

MINORS DNI

getting back to my ROOTS with this one!! hope my community is still out there- the dlc has brought back my love for the game :) i haven’t posted SB content in a LONG time so a reminder- I ONLY WRITE FOR CHARACTERS WHO PASS THE JACK HARKNESS TEST. They are OF AGE OR ABOVE, have HUMAN OR ABOVE INTELLIGENCE, and can VERBALLY GIVE INFORMED CONSENT. The SB animatronics are canonically sentient. None of the past ones are. okay- back to the content :D

CW: ONE PREGNANCY MENTION, KINK RELATED T0YS, SEMI-PUBLIC MENTIONS, DACRIPHILIA

GLAMROCK FREDDY

lord have mercy…

he’s the most virgin coded out of all of them. i’m sorry.

but do I think he’s a TOTAL virgin? no.

there are FREAKS out there (me writing this and y’all reading this-) who would 1000% show up to the pizzaplex just tryna get a piece of the fazballs

SORRY

he’s the type to silently get off in his dressing room and then get all embarrassed about it like there’s someone there to judge him

he’s an actual sweetheart in the sheets. he’s so so nice about everything. as we go down the list this DECREASES.

don’t push him too fucking hard tho. if you’re one of the ones who read my old fic Competition, you remember.

his fingers vibrate.

and so does that dick.

he’d turn it on inside of you and listen to you gasp before putting a hand gently over your mouth and hushing you.

he seems a lot like a gasper. maybe the occasional curse word coming out, but mostly praises of how good it feels.

i know he is a messy cummer. i’m right and that’s final.

he’d be absolutely humiliated after the fact and go get a wet washcloth asap, but it’s a very shocking amount anyway.

pregnancy isn’t a concern, but he’s still wary about cumming inside for some reason. he’s the type to make sure it’s okay like 3 times before he does it.

okay i lowkey think he’d be into getting handcuffed. i don’t know what handcuffs could genuinely hold him, but if you brought them out he’d be (figuratively) SWEATING

i think his eyes roll back when he cums. and i’m correct. eat me.

he’s the lead member but he’s humble about it… except a few times in bed. then he lets it go to his head(s). just a bit. ;)

if he was in a relationship he’d have a thing about his partner dressed in his merch

switch! but the most vanilla out of everyone- but remember, not completely.

…he’d eat his cum out of you.

no he is NOT gonna call you superstar during sex leave me ALONEEE

GLAMROCK CHICA

my biggest hc for her will and will always be that she has a MASSIVE toy collection. she is a toy girl. do i know how she gets them? not exactly.

but I DO know that they’re all pink and white and sparkly!

that doesn’t mean it’s all vanilla toys though (respect to the vanilla community but it is not me :) )

she does own a hot pink flogger and she WILL happily use it on a groupie or her partner.

she’s such a tease. she’s such a fucking tease jsghskbnsjh

doesn’t matter if she’s domming or subbing (60/40 ratio)

she’s a TEASE

and she giggles during sex

her whole bubbly pink happy girl thing doesn’t stop

she’ll put you in a bubblegum pink sex swing and use a big ass vibrator on you while giggling and telling you how cute you look

i know she likes pulling on nipples I KNOW SHE DOES

for those who used to ask- no, she can’t give head with her beak. and she’s not taking it off. sun/moon can’t give sloppy either BUT THEY MAKE IT WORK!

AND SHE DOES TOO!

she can fuck up the guitar with her fingers, what else do you think they can do?

she’s the type to pull you into a side room, hush you, finger fuck you, then send you on your way with a hug

i know for a FACT SHE WEARS A STRAP!

yes it IS glitter. it is also 9 inches.

and if you want more, she has more ways to give you that.

she’s also the type to get you front row tickets and put a remote control vibe in you so she can watch you squirm right in front of her.

she’s also a praiser, but there’s a lot of false sympathy in there too.

food aftercare. she wants to eat 3 pizzas with you. food is her love language

ROXANNE WOLF

YOU BETTER BARK LIKE YOU WANT IT!

she’s a dom. she just is.

god I miss that fic I wrote.

she’s so fucking cocky in bed. it’d be insufferable if she wasn’t so hot and so good at sex.

if who she’s fucking is AFAB she’s EATING IT!!!! YOU CAN BET ON IT THAT SHE DOES MUNCH!

if they’re AMAB then you can expect her to lean them back on her chest and give them the most intense handjob of their life.

in general, the animatronics are stronger than people, so when they’re rough they’re still not going at their hardest. that would actually just kill you.

she’s a show-off. she’ll leave marks in very noticeable places on purpose so that everyone knows that you’re getting fucked by THE Roxanne Wolf

she’s a hair puller. I just know she likes to wrap her claws up in it and pull.

don’t fucking pull hers though, she doesn’t like that shit.

yeah her tail wags when you eat her out, what about it? don’t point that shit out, it’s embarrassing to her.

she curses so much during sex.

the strap is purple and THICK. if you want more then she’ll just hit up Chica for a new one. Chica is more than happy to help. and more than happy to watch.

she’s only the jealous type if its some rando loser. THEN she’ll fuck the living shit out of you while telling you how she’s the best and making you repeat it back to her.

if it’s Monty or Chica? If you’d be into it too, then yeah, she’ll share.

…Freddy is more of a hard sell, but it’s not a hard no.

it’s more of a “Yeah yeah yeah but why do you wanna fuck the dumbass bear? Why him? Monty’s got a bigger one, I’ll tell you that.”

yeah but roxy baby his doesn’t vibrate

she comes off a winning high after a particularly close race, she’s going to go feral on you

with those eyes of hers, she can find you wherever you go. so if she’s randomly in the mood and her partner is there, even halfway across the pizzaplex, she’s on her way to pull you into her room and take some “private time.”

MONTGOMERY GATOR

hhhhhhooOOOHHH BOY

y’all remember the start of SB where he’s fucking up his room?

prepare to be destroyed HSGDHJSGBDNH

degrades. degrades the fuck out of you. it’s a toss up between Roxy and Monty who’s the more cocky, but he’s certainly meaner.

LONG ASS DICK. IT’S HUGE WITH ALL SORTS OF BUMPS AND RIDGES AND SHIT.

head pusher IF you’re okay with it. consent is mandatory.

he’d grab all his partner’s hair if they had any to grab, even just an INCH and go ham.

his long ass dick matches his long fucking tongue.

loves giving lethal backshots LOOOOOOOORD HAAAAAAAAVVVEEEE MEEERCYYYYYY

he’s not only breaking the bed, it’s straight up sawdust. idk how his partners live but they certainly live happily after.

as cocky as he is, he’s not exactly a selfish lover by any means. yeah, he’ll edge you, but he also likes to get his partner real sloppy if you catch my drift.

he aims to make you cry from pleasure. it’s straight up his goal.

i just know he knows EXACTLY where all the right spots are. you don’t even gotta tell him, inside or outside, no matter personal preference, he can always pinpoint his partner’s sweet spots

and then he proceeds to abuse the fuck out of that knowledge

he gets so jealous over Freddy, it’s insane

he sees his partner in his merch, he’s ripping it to shreds.

Roxy is less of a threat. That can be more of a collaborative effort.

he honestly doesn’t know how much of a freak in the sheets Chica is. If he had a threesome with her and she whipped out her chest of fun he’d be like “DAMN BITCH WHERE’D YOU GET ALL THOSE” and she’d be like “^-^ wanna see my buttplug collection? :>” LMFAOOO

GROANER. he GROANS LIKE CRAZY

also a bit of a growl but NOT in the cringe tiktok way don’t worry

HOPE YALL ENJOYED!!! I really hope I can start to find my old community with this :)

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls

Synopsis

The Doctor decides to test how good Missy has become by sending her on a trial run with Bill and Nardole. However, when things go wrong, the Doctor takes over. With Bill trapped in a different time zone, can the Doctor make it to her before it is too late, and who are all those people getting cured?

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances

Synopsis

Chasing a metallic object through the Time Vortex, the Ninth Doctor and his companion, Rose Tyler, arrive in London during the Blitz. While Rose meets "Captain Jack Harkness", the dashing Time Agent responsible for bringing the object, the Doctor finds a group of homeless children terrorised by Jamie, an "empty" child wearing a gas mask.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted  

[itsatorchwoodthing]

crazy how jack’s legacy is the harkness test, he would be so proud of that

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 3: EA NASIR (mesopotamia) VS CAPTAIN JACK (harkness test)