#jess roberts

[samantha-arnstadt]

[autistic-greg-house]

Came across this ✨gem✨ by accident and thought some of y'all might get a kick out of it

[ljblueteak]

That sign in the background! The shirt!

From here

[housemdfever]

House MD text posts except I'm running out of titles

13 and Chase are literally just House's kids atp

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

you wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum

[starlightseraph]

been loving the recent posts about chase because bro is so insane as a character

- dead mother, abusive czech dad who visits him while dying of lung cancer and doesn’t say anything

- goes to seminary, tries become a priest but gets axed after sleeping with the groundskeeper’s wife

- ends up becoming a doctor like his dad after all

- is australian

- has an ambiguous background in bdsm

- falls in love with his coworker after hearing her mention sex one singular time

- has internalised fatphobia

- is friends with nuns

- sleeps with his coworker (who’s stolen meth from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient)

- has sex with his coworker in a patient’s house, and in the hospital’s sleep lab, and in a storage closet

- kisses a 9 year old with terminal cancer after she begs him to

- gets fired and proceeds get a different job on a different floor of the same hospital

- hypnotises his boss (who has just gotten his skull cracked open)

- goes into anaphylactic shock after doing body shots off a stripper at his bachelor’s party (planned by his ex-boss, who’s subconscious (in the form of a hallucination of ex-boss’s best friend’s dead girlfriend) tries to murder chase by deliberately hiring a stripper who uses strawberry lotion that chase is allergic to)

- marries his coworker on the day their ex-boss gets committed to a psychiatric hospital

- murders an african dictator

- nearly gets caught for murdering the dude, has to be covered by his ex-ex-boss and coworker

- goes into a spiral which convinces his coworker-wife that he’s cheating on her 2 months into their marriage

- confesses to murdering the dictator to his wife, who leaves him

- sleeps with his ex-wife/ex-coworker in an exam room while the hospital is on emergency lockdown

- gets his only new haircut in the entire show after his divorce

- pretends to be a dumb, misogynistic, unemployed american while speed dating to prove that his looks don’t matter as much as his personality. even while pretending to be a loser, he still gets a bunch of women’s numbers

- sleeps with a woman at the wedding of some important hospital person, gets photographed nude, and is then made fun of by all his coworkers for having a tiny dick

- gets stabbed

- has a sex dream about his coworker who he is very much not into after the coworker confesses to having a sex dream about him

- takes over the diagnostics department after his boss and boss’s boybestfriend run away for their gay death pact

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

[ellamorgan333]

i really think house should’ve mentioned pictures of baby chase with a bird

[taub-truther]

cute and silly behind-the-scenes boyos

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

someone slayed here and i dont think its dr robert chase

[slowburningechoes]

Jesse Spencer fixes Robert Sean Leonard's tie at the House, M.D. Series Wrap Party (2012).

[dreamduality]

dad-son-dad ✨ family 💙

[jackhelps]

House M.D – “Deception”, Season Two.

[housemdfever]

More House MD text post (Made by me)

[bumpkling]

[ang3l1cx]

so i made this thing i think its cool

THE ORIGINAL DVD PNGS ARE FROM @nuggets-wurld