#jesse st. james is straight

[lwlrix]

Muslims during pride month.

Theories from ‘stereotypes’ that cause us hell (diplomacy policy by human rights standards)

(Theist) die like ISIS (racist use of reading the media)

(Atheist) suicide tactics (mental health hell)

(Gnostic) islamic law (allowed by social hypocrisy than ones own (enmeshed family situation like yours: mormonism)

(Agnostic) in association with

Truth about Islamic ideologies about the LGBTQIA+ community inverted out:

(Theist) loved by unity (hoor by truth even forgiveness extends to just law of rights to love (their own way)

(Atheist) accepted. (By life)

(Gnostic) path to Allah is just as guided (often-so religious trauma comes about 1+ partner by social abuse (mormonhood) that can garner reality interventions about the household (end-times nazar)

(Agnostic) nobody died. (So you had to use the occults to save your life?)

Who i trust based on Aqeedah. If anything. (By my mother’s love: yes. I know i sh*t talk about her to make a point but never will i intend on killing her (stupid to say, really.) you don’t know my personal life, and so you shouldn’t (i resolve quite quickly, and i am quick to respond, so i know how to make amends to the idea that i will be in touch with you by heart. But knowing anything is me being you being me, so i know kindness.)

Based on my upbringing.

Tate Mcrae (theist)

Myself (atheist)

Demi Lovato -Soraya- (gnostic)

Imogen Heap (agnostic)

Mitski (leader)

Lana Del Rey (student)

Anne Hathaway (master)

Ella Purnell (evil eye)

Winston Rider (fly guy)

Islamic associations with languages (pride month) and mental health (neuro-leagues)

(Theist) trauma wound/heightened intuition (autism)

(Atheist) (non-neurodivergent: observer)

(Gnostic) physically disabled (by. sight)

(Agnostic) bullied kid trauma gen z./pashtun neighbourhood association relativity of harm (known kid of a good man (there are many of us)

By the fucking way: Islam is not a religion associated with the 30 day observation everybody looks forward to, we got more than one month. Pinterest is your masjid, yes identify me with that. BUT HIJAB YOUR WAY INTO P8RN HUB BY KNOWN EXAMPLE AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BODY HUNG UP LIKE CHRIST’S MADONNA’S WHORE COMPLEX IS LIKE YOUR BLOOD CHROMED ICHOR.

The political revolution is going to come forward and mock your asses, so stereotype comes first and that was a bold move (i physically felt in pain)

-theist- no known way to complain (the bitch of the group exposed said the dog (none)

-atheist- dead by law (celebrity status)

-gnostic- patterns leading to why no known reason to live but attention whoring for…

-agnostic- kaafir. By known insult.

-internet use (yourself)- pornographic insults against a procrastinated reason to move (labelled God)

[arizonaaaaaa]

Ranking glee men from gayest to homophobic

Canon gay:

1-Elliott Gilbert

2-Kurt Hummel

2.2-Alistair

3-Blaine Anderson

Not canon gay but it’s fruity as hell:

3.2- Jesse St. James

4-Mason McCarthy

5-Rory Flanagan

6-Ryder Lynn

Bisexual/pansexual:

7-Sam Evans

8-Jake Puckerman

9-Noah Puckerman

Made out with a guy:

10-Will Schuester

11-Brody Weston

Straight:

12-Mike Chang

13-Roderick Meeks

14-Joe Hart

Homophobic:

15-Artie Abrams

16-Finn Hudson

17-Cooper Anderson

Homophobic and gay:

18-Spencer Porter

19-Dave Karofsky

20-Sebastian Smythe

21-Myron Muskovitz

[chenfordswopez]

I wanna make a wiki for Val’s husband but I’m conflicted.

[raisinchallah]

i respect jonathan groff being so bad at playing straight and yet doing it over and over again sorry he will always be jesse st james telling rachel that he would rather sing sondheim duets than have sex whenever i see him try and have a girlfriend on screen

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Gilmore Girls OC Masterlist ( A-C )

( D-K ) ( L-Z )

Name: Adalia Kim

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Janel Parrish

Name: Allie St. James

Story: The Mad Ones

Face claim: Lily Collins

Love Interest: Jess Mariano

Allie St. James didn’t not want to go to Stars Hollow, exactly, but she would have liked to be asked.  Waking up in a hospital, finding out from a CPS caseworker that her parents had been deemed unfit, and that she would be taking a bus to Stars Hollow to live with the aunt she barely new — not exactly the best way to find out.  Going straight from the hospital to the bus station, she didn’t even get to say goodbye. Stars Hollow isn’t bad, by any means.  Her aunt Sookie is nice, she’s able to help in the kitchen at the Inn and get a real job working at the local diner, she makes friends, she adapts — she always adapts.  But something is missing, something will always be missing.  Until, almost a year after she moved to the small town, Sookie brings her to Lorelai’s so that they can have a welcome dinner for Luke’s nephew. And Jess Mariano walks through the front door.

Name: Amanda Weston

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Natalia Dyer

Name: Annabel Gilmore

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Abigail Cowen

Love Interest: Logan Huntzberger

Name: Antoinette Kensington

Story: Silver & Gold

Face claim: Madelaine Petsch

Love Interest: Paris Gellar

It had been five months since the tragic and unexpected deaths of Bradley and Claire Kensington, and Antoinette thought that she was finally getting a handle on her life again. She had finally settled into a comfortable rhythm with Emily and Richard Gilmore, no longer stuck in the strained formalities that defined her first couple of months living with them. She had finally reclaimed her position at the top of the Chilton food chain, no longer stuck as the tragic girl with dead parents. She had finally felt like her life was getting back to normal. Then Rory Gilmore got accepted into Chilton. Now the Gilmore girls’ particular brand of chaos threatens to destroy the life she had worked so hard to rebuild.

Name: Ashley Nardini

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Laura Marano

Name: Ashton Grant

Story: Drops Of Jupiter

Face claim: Chace Crawford

Name: Austin Geller

Story: Fragments

Face claim: Connor Paolo

Love Interest: Jess Mariano; eventual Logan Huntzberger

Name: Avery Stiles

Story: This Is Me Trying

Face claim: Maude Apatow

Love Interest: Logan Huntzberger

Avery Stiles had lived her life trying to be seen and not heard.  To be perfect but not disrupt her father’s obsessive routines.  She spent her life in every club he could sign her up for just so she would be out of the house, pulling all-nighter after all-nighter to get her homework done on top of them, always striving towards but never reaching the standards set for her.  But when Logan Huntzberger gets waitlisted at Yale because his grades dropped too far, and Mitchum Huntzberger decides that the Chilton sophomore is the perfect tutor to keep Logan in line, she starts to see a world beyond the constant perfectionism that her father instilled in her.  And maybe, just maybe, there’s an appeal to a world where being herself is better than being perfect.

Name: Benny Flynn

Story: My Way / Piece By Piece

Face claim: Jordan Fisher

Name: Bex Harding

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Hilarie Burton

Name: Blythe Langford

Story: Loveless Generation

Face claim: Emily Alyn Lind

Love Interest: Charles Gilmore & Kaito Lauder

Name: Brady Mariano

Story: Motion Sickness

Face claim: Rachel Keller

Love Interest: Finn

Name: Brandon Webster

Story: The Road Not Taken

Face claim: Alex Fitzalan

Love Interest: Natalie Lister & Lucas Gilmore

Name: Brielle Livingston

Story: Fragments

Face claim: Taylor Momsen

Love Interest: Rory Gilmore

When Brielle’s parents got divorced, she thought she would be okay.  Sure, it sucked, but she still had Brooks — even if he was at Yale most of the time — and she still had her life in New York.  But when her mom remarries, to Mr. Geller from Hartford, Brielle finds herself packed up and moving to Connecticut.  She figures she’ll wait it out, until she goes to college or they get divorced. She was expecting the gossip, the circling vultures looking for any signs of a story.  She expected the loneliness too, being away from Brooks for the first time would never have been easy.  And frankly, she expected to hate it all, to hate her mom’s new husband and his kids, to hate her new school and the new social circle, all of it. What she didn’t expect were the two step-siblings who would quickly become her closest friends, or her new sister’s cute rival — but maybe moving won’t be quite as bad as she was expecting.

Name: Brooks Livingston

Story: Fragments

Face claim: Penn Badgley

Love Interest: eventual Jess Mariano

Name: Caleb Barlow

Story: The Road Not Taken

Face claim: Jack Mulhern

Name: Cameron Danes

Story: Nowhere Girl

Face claim: Kaya Scodelario

Name: Carlie Hayden

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Emma Roberts

Name: Casey Boone

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Diana Silvers

Name: Catalina Pérez

Story: My Way / Piece By Piece

Face claim: Sofia Carson

Name: Catie Gleason

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Emilija Baranac

Name: Cecilia Ackerman

Story: My Own Tomorrow

Face claim: Madeleine Arthur

Love Interest: possibly Jess Mariano or Lane Kim

Name: Chandler Beck

Story: My Way / Piece By Piece

Face claim: Halston Sage

Name: Charles Gilmore

Story: Loveless Generation

Face claim: Blythe Langford & Kaito Lauder

If you asked anyone to describe Charles Gilmore, they would all tell you the same thing.  He’s a rich party boy without a care in the world, drinking and sleeping his way through the boredom of high school until he can get out of Hartford.  And Charles himself would be the first person to say so, all too willing to hide behind the carefree mask he’d so carefully crafted.  But when his niece starts at Chilton, bringing she and his older sister back into his life for the first time in, well, ever, that mask gets put to the test.  And truth be told, Charles is afraid to find out who he is without it.

Name: Charlotte Howard-Danes

Story: Where You Lead

Face claim: Margaret Qualley

Charlotte Howard-Danes knew that life could change in an instant. After all, her life had changed when she was nine and went from being raised by a single mother to having both parents in the picture; when Rachel Howard told Luke Danes that she was raising his daughter and they decided to give their relationship another try. It changed again only weeks before she turned ten, when Rachel Howard suddenly up and left, leaving Luke to raise their daughter alone. It changed again when Lorelai and Rory Gilmore became a permanent fixture in her life, and when she finally got back into dancing, and when she discovered her love of poetry. Life could change in an instant, and life never stopped changing, she could handle it. Until she’s sixteen, and her mom steps back into the picture for the first time since that fateful departure all those years ago.

Name: Chelsea Geller

Story: Lonely Hearts Club

Face claim: Julia Stiles

Love Interest: Jess Mariano

Chelsea Geller was tired.  Tired of trying to be perfect, tired of never being good enough, tired of pretending… tired of everything.  And her sophomore year of high school was shaping up to be no different, until Rory Gilmore showed up a month into the semester and turned Chelsea’s world on its head.

Name: Cosette Gerard

Story: Untitled

Face claim: Samantha Logan

[momsforroadhead]

jesse st james is such an insanely funny character and jonathan groff's performance is so transcendentally hilarious. it's like he morps with jesse it's crazy. i'm not even invested in jgroff like that but i have to admit he achieved some new level of insane here. he's so good that when somebody told me he was gay i was like "umm no. he's dating rachel dumbass" fully i watched him talk about being in merrily (one of my favourite musicals) and i was like "weird that he's this invested in frank being gay. yk. as a straight man himself" he doesn't even have to speak i laugh everytime he comes on screen. jesse st james i would die for you.

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Glee Musical Retrospective : Highway to Hell (Hell-O)

Sung by: Jesse St. James w/Vocal Adrenaline Original Artist(s): AC/DC

Hey - we're focusing on the first syllable again. (Again - I can just picture the writers coming up with music ideas with this one and getting giggly when they could use the word 'hell'.)

I don't really love this one - mostly because it's over-the-top showy with the intention of looking intimidating but there's not much going on with what is literaly a snippet.

Story Analysis

The whole point of this song is to paint Jesse as a bad boy. (And sneak in a famous AC/DC song I suppose.) There's not really a point in breaking down any lyrics because it's not really about the lyrics -- or the meaning of the song. It's about what the song represents.

Highway to Hell is a much harsher sound than we're used to on the show (and honestly, the show rarely dips into heavier rock). But's all about the look -- about the black leather and intense looks and the fiery choreography. Vocal Adrenaline has already shown to be an intimidating group with their professional dancing and showy choreography - but now they have a front man -- Jesse -- who isn't fooling around.

This is villain coding -- it's like we're seeing Jesse in his lair (VA's auditorium) and the real Jesse is not a good guy. So we're on edge as Rachel gets closer to him. Compare Jesse's performance to Finn's earlier -- Finn's singing classic rock -- familiar, safe, charming.... But Jesse is singing hard rock -- he's on that highway to hell and loving every minute of it.

One can only take it so seriously, though. I mean, Glee is still trying to hold onto its satirical roots begun in the Front 13. Despite they angle their pushing for - Jesse (and really Jonathan Groff) doesn't really scream dangerous, misunderstood bad boy but I don't think he really is supposed to either. Sure, it's about an image Glee wants to sell -- but its under the lens of parody. At the end of the day - Jesse is still presented as wild card for Rachel and an antagonist for Finn, and that's really what Glee is going for.

Plus - taking the opportunity to show off Vocal Adrenaline as an intimidating foe.

Technical Thoughts

Okay. Time to peer behind the curtain. I think there's a lot going into this to make it look flashier and more hard core than it really is.

First of all - the lighting. There's not really fire but a projection of it, as well as the orange lighting on the steps making it look a blaze against the blue background. It's some great work here - and I feel like for a forty second clip, it's good at tricking the mind. And then there's the pyrotechnics. Which is hilariously over-the-top, but it works for what they're doing.

Then there's the costumes and choreography. The looks -- black leather with the hint of orange in them - are brilliant. And it's good to remind that one of the best selling points of Vocal Adrenaline is that they're using professional dancers as the 'students'. They're all jumping around the stage doing tricks and flips and visually it looks fantastic -- and nothing like our awkward protagonists who can't even hit a straight line together.

(I'd argue, as I always do, that good visuals do not equal great musicality; this isn't a dance competition but a singing one, but I digress...)

I don't love this song for Jesse. I don't think it necessarily fits his personality very well. And I don't think it really fits Jonathan Groff's strengths. But maybe that's coming from someone who has seen this show a thousand times and understands that the writers probably didn't know what kind of character they were fully making yet. I think there are other ways that you can create that discomforting -- possible villainous sound. But, as a reminder, this is Glee, where everything is big and bold and hitting a nail right squarely on the head. The writers wanted a bad boy for Rachel to fall in with, and they wanted to use a song that fit their theme, and this does exactly that.

The song is, if nothing else, dramatic -- and that does work for the introduction of Jesse as a lead. And it's a testament to Jonathan Groff's talent that he can physically portray the image they're trying to sell even if I'm not fully on board vocally.

Meanwhile -- the woman they have accompanying him is fantastic. Her voice fits this song wonderfully, and while I have no idea who she is -- I love her gritty sound.

So, a small detail I noticed because I had it paused -- when Will walks in the room, the word 'fire' can be seen three times -- as there's a fire alarm, fire hose, and fire extinguisher all in the same place. Was it intentional? I wonder.

vs. The Studio Version: So, it's the full song instead of just a small portion. It's a cleaner mix -- and you can definitely hear the back up singers better. Idk, I think I'm just not a fan overall that colors my judgment of this one a little.

vs. The Original Version: Oh wow - okay, the original version is way slower and lower in pitch -- which makes me wonder if they sped up the recording for show (instead of having them sing it at a faster/higher pace). No wonder the show one feels somewhat out of control and uncomfortable. I'm sure it's partly out of time constraints that they speed things up - but that might be why the track sounds a little weird. Huh.

Also - whenever Glee takes a song like this and turns into a showchoir song, it can't help but feel a little 'kidz bop' to me. There's a relaxed, grittiness to the song that is just lost in the frantic absurdity that is Vocal Adrenaline.

[askingrachelberry]

⭐ meet rachel, auditioning with she used to be mine from waitress.

" you might laugh because every time i sign my name i put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. and metaphors are important. my gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star. "

📍pinterest. 🎵 playlist.

wait, is that RACHEL BERRY? they kinda look a lot like MAUDE APATOW, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY-ONE year old is known as the OVERACHIEVER around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in NEW DIRECTIONS which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re AMBITIOUS, but don’t be fooled since they’re also NARCISSISTIC. rumor has it, you can find them at DRAMA, DANCE/BALLET, GAY-STRAIGHT ALLIANCE, & ENVIRONMENT CLUB when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around GOLD STARS (IT'S A METAPHOR), THE EUPHORIC FEELING OF CROSSING SOMETHING OFF OF YOUR TO-DO LIST, & A GHOSTLIGHT SHINING ON A DARKENED STAGE but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

BASICS

full name: rachel barbra berry

pronouns: she/her

hometown: lima, ohio

birthday & sign: december 18 & sagittarius

age: twenty-one

relationship status: single

sexuality: bisexual

occupation: student at mckinley arts college

clubs: drama, ballet/dance, gay-straight alliance, environment club

glee club: new directions

major: drama

HEADCANONS

rachel has always been an overachiever, joining club after club, spearheading group projects to the point where she just does them herself, etc. back in high school she had the excuse that it was to get into a good college. now it's simply a habit that she can't break. if her hand isn't up first in class when the teacher asks a question then something is seriously wrong.

rachel knows she's unpopular and she's very much aware of why (she can be too much for people sometimes and she's very focused on her own future, to the detriment of those around her), but it does weigh on her. she is more insecure than one might imagine and she longs to have some of the college experiences that movies have popularized.

her insecurity does not extend to her talent. she knows that she's too good for small town ohio and it kills her that she's wasting away some of her precious ingenue years, but college show choir is a real way to get attention. and it's important to have the training that a college like mckinley provides on a resume, even if one doesn't actually need it.

rachel likes to be in control of situations. she doesn't drink or consume any mind-altering substances and she gets the proper amount of sleep each night so she's always sharp. she has her routines and she's perfected them. however, if her control of a situation starts to slip, there's no knowing what she'll do.

for example, if she's been threatened by someone else's talent in glee club, the one slushie-free safe haven she's constructed at mckinley, maybe she'd go so far as to send that person to a non-active crack house to get them out of the picture...

WANTED CONNECTIONS

happy to plot something out via dms or discord !!

best friend

friends

rivals

frenemies

enemies

bully

co-stars

crush

TAKEN CONNECTIONS

jesse st. james. crush.

madison mccarthy. rival.

quinn fabray. frenemy/unlikely friend.

[klaine-a03-feed]

Of Hidden Truths And Useless Lesbians

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/02NEA9t by Dean_T33 Why was I standing out here in the cold, in the middle of a New York winter? Oh right, because I'm a useless lesbian who'd fallen for her straight best friend. Words: 830, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Glee (TV 2009) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F Characters: Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Jesse Relationships: Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray, minor Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce - Relationship, minor Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel - Relationship, Former Rachel Berry/Jesse St. James Additional Tags: Useless Lesbians, Gardenias, inspired by another fic, Quinn Fabray being a useless lesbian, Mentions of a song, It sucks but it kinda doesn't suck

[jasonsutekh]

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

A sheep farmer has to step up when he’s challenged to a gunfight, assisted by a strange woman whose past is catching up to her.

Several basic tropes from the Western genre are meshed together, or at least referenced, to make a parody of the genre. One dominant message is that history has created a fabricated rosy version of North American history and exposes the miriade ways in which life was difficult or downright impossible for some.

For much of the time the comedy was very variable. A fair few of the jokes landed well enough but several were based on situations so sudden or out-of-place that they struck more as odd than amusing. The variety of kills in particular was more incidental than something so vital to the story that it needed to be the title.

There were a few cameos from famous recognisable actors, although a few of them were very brief and had little or no bearing on the narrative. The hallucination scene was amusing and the effects were suitably surreal without having to actually look real. The ending was roughly satisfying and the solution not too extraneous since it had been set up subtlely.

The acting was decent but had a very American effects in that few of the cast could play it straight due to how unreal the circumstances were. Some of the jokes were deliberately risky, a few landing only just the right side of poking fun of racists instead of being racist but a couple near the end didn’t even make it as jokes and seemed in poor taste.

4/10 -It’s below average, but only just!-

-The band at the bad was called “The James Gang” a references to the outlaw group from the West lead by Jesse James.

-The sheep with long legs are a reference to the painting “The Temptation of St. Anthony” by Salvador Dali.

-Despite the title, the body count is only 15.

[story1ines]

jesse st. james always would be important to rachel. she would never deny or hide that fact even if he did humiliate her once upon a time. but she knew it wasn't him. it couldn't be especially not from the way he cared about her and sang with her. she knew that wasn't how he felt about her at all. but this wasn't about how they felt about the other now, it was about their dreams. and it both becoming a reality. rachel chose to go to NYADA with her best friend kurt hummel and jesse had chosen to go straight to broadway alone. but of course that was her dream too. maybe she was a little afraid to get there but right now, where she was at was exactly where she needed to be. but that didn't mean she couldn't spend some time with him enjoying the tony awards, something that she would no doubly win one day. a lot of feelings had still been there for jesse even though things never ended on a good note with them especially since she had chosen to be with finn once upon a time. but now she was single and she wouldn't mind giving it another chance with jesse but she needed to know he meant it this time. she wasn't going to stay for another episode of the egg dilemma. she was a much stronger person now. she had more confidence in herself and the way she looked than she did before. ❝ i'm sure it's fine jesse, thank you. ❞ rachel smiled, taking her jacket off and placing it on the couch nearby. her nerves were starting to get to her. especially since she was at jesse's place and they were alone.

St. Berry things for @story1ines

He still wished that Rachel had joined him on Broadway. Things always made more sense with Rachel Berry. But, things always made sense with Jesse St. James too. He was the first one to tell anyone that. They were both dramatic and Broadway was the dream, the ones that people in small Glee clubs dreamed of, and large Glee Clubs that won championships made reality. But, he had wanted her to choose Broadway and him. But, she had chosen NYADA and honestly, he couldn't fault her for that. They had agreed to meet up soon, and he hadn't known exactly how to approach texting her to follow up. But, he had. He knew her first big performance was coming up but more important than that, the Tony Awards were on, so he had invited her over, so that was that.

Criticizing other people was never something that either one of them had ever been able to resist. Once she got there, he went to make popcorn.

"I made sure not to add anything non-vegan friendly for you." He didn't have many days off from rehearsal, but he had this one off.

[lwlrix]

get new friends

don't bring your exes back.

walked through hell - Anson Seabra

his dickography

'what if' is now plural followed by the leader crawling up to the yummy pink sweet thing on the right, like Finn has no neck (case of situation)

Ned (Pushing Daisies) infamously carries a sweet legacy, so the piemaker has a crippling sensation for Harlem Lima (now Chuck) who made it all up (Doctor Who) that made no sense to River Song til now, like she does not care anymore hence Tree Trunks is the only mammal in the Candy Kingdom served the Queen Bubblegum become River Song's legacy to the Marvel universe (yes, it's gone global but dare i mention the blind lawyer and y'all flip your minds). Tree Trunks is Ned who went on a cryo-sleep via his own powers to meet River Song in 'another life' (he's an experimentalist in his own universe connected to PB via Olive Snook)

Jesse St. James before he became Rogue (like he has an arc of his own on Hocus Pocus but that was time where Pushing Daisies has an ulterior effect on what sarcastic kids can do if they grew up and trust me, i loved CN more than anybody to be a heartbreaker rn like that is easily said and done if you seen my face at some point in time like you knew me x2)

damn, Candy Kingdom is made out of River's true personality that even celebrities are in on this which is why River shows up like a ghost in between the party, like fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk. Keanu Reeves

screenshotting a pfp nowadays is what is called a cartoon reflex so is an autistic person's narrative inside their head the entire time if 'talk or you're dead' and you're making sure intuition travels faster than the speed of light that even common sense is now awarded to someone who dares to think straight, like that is a narrow minded altruistic thinker in a cartoon in his own world asking about a death of a Creme Puff for a thought he can never have so that was Princess Bubblegum he tried to 'slay' but he never had it so a zombie apocalypse happened in an intuitive breakdown happened twice and who actually won it? so applied my cartoon physics, the bright colours display what the autistic bunch don't have (their happiness) so eating cartoon (the candy kingdom) is them eating it by roasting the VA for Finn for delaying his personal promise to Princess Bubblegum as much as Ice King carrying it on, so Finn delayed everybody elses dreams except his own toxic masculinity cuz he dreamed poorly and let everybody down that even PW hated being on the show himself (hence why he voiced LSP) who is actually true to his character much like his life being swapped for the GoT and HotD being the same direction as Daemon Targaryen (Finn in real life) ending a situation if he never had the chance, so for the first time, Shada actually made it up and let the creators (CN public) write on his honour of being a people pleaser (rule of the influencer via wealth which is why creators were let down in CN to make valid toons made for the human mind than heart for being (evidence) than making a throne for death on the mind (actually serving a mental God (Keanu Reeves) than taking the shahada for the first time than seeing everybody else get happier with a thought than a feeling (why i roast Selena Gomez too hardly is that she cannot even sing yet provides shitty reasons to exist than reason her acting pointless (AT drama of the same asexual relationship for the same person who denied them the first time with reason with everybody liking 'the hero' for squat. they don't exist and they are shitty people in real life, get new friends or dump ur ex-narc on ur mobile rn

the guy next to the boombox is Keanu Reeves, music is considered unholy in the CK til Reeves wanted to hear it for himself, which is why everybody is surprised all of a sudden and Finn denied it, so ultimately, his thought-radius on the Matrix was all just an Adventure Time fan-fic

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he does not get it the first time hence his denial and hence my blog cuz i know he's intuitively reading it rn

my juicy ass and yours. Nbe

do you know how tarot is made? yeah, you seen yourself get beaten up for a reason (hence why Spanish lore has it if created then offer it to children and not to old men because they will find conversation in anything that it is so hard to ignore a laughing saviour at the end) so question why everything is created before meeting your curse

'find out about what Finn'

and you knew why

why the eyes have alternate smiley faces on a alpaca pinata is why you're blind to belief, so you did it now, Finn and now you're alienated for the same reason why you met the devil in tissue paper (like you did not need to harm the unreasonable world of creation before realising that world is physically real) like there is no real realisation in why hearts break after thinking about the world in believing you're the same in wonder or thought so that was personal on everybody else after the voice actor leaves the booth, there is no 'OK boomer' in everything if you think your demons leave it better than you or than for the society you really wish to eat, so stop harassing the situation on the no and let go

dead candy is a date fruit

the answer is a masturbation technique, so he has to think before he acts before breaking a simple question made up to give a clue to the viewer so a spanish lead (Selena Gomez) could actually raise the bar by being pretentious about the same thing (my Dad likes a mathematician) which is how answers are found intuitively for Shada to give a shit (actually broke the Muslim royal code of honour in real life, womp womp) broken by a spanish musician speaking english he never asked for (his type) so why?

Justin Bieber is a better mathematics guy than any celebrity can be (his hidden talent) says his Mom, royally

write your angel numbers backwards, you're onto something

Pendleton Ward has his name on the Nobel Prize for nuclear physics on alternate travel elsewhere (teleportation techniques not even assholes (witches of horror for the faint hearts) can access) so Selena, 🖕

lies are accessed without Selena's proven type (someone who can actually tell her off for existing and it works) so she needed a math brat with no heart to reject ill pain by abusing the poor to get nothing back because it was somebody else's work (they created the world she lived in before getting kicked out) so Selena lived in OOO royally before pissing off Princess Bubblegum off since men cannot die living the same way before orgasming off to a lady (men can never be a cat but women always are) like dogs men are to the bone which is how Islam forbids her to break Gomez's plans off in a family circuit of all (her family lives in OOO for free since she wanders off in her own shit show scenario in theory, so i got Shada back on Earth for Gomez doing it to Bieber twice (internet feud with Hayley) and had her teleported to OOO for... free, resident body hosted is how video games meta-universe can relax now (Wreck-It Ralph knew too much about her hate mail that they made it up to create the hero working day and night for everything she never had (one woman knowing for all humanity)

that's Shada's realisation (second time) orgasm. men can't. literally never since bubblegum guards throwing flames was purely immaterial for sugar to melt caramel so decently that even powder physics lie for shellac to burst into flames (chinese animators doing it for the sake of science which is how Shada let Muslim women grow up for the girl of his dreams making sense of animation physics bio-metrically for other scientists to believe in me (parent fashion following)

'4444' before realising an answer back to black is hyper-dynamo to create 'talking is real' without fear taking you over, so you doing science with PB is animated layout to peaceful adventuring alone with friends you made up along the way (objects in canon expression denotes similarity to your life as omnipotent elsewhere)

she abused magic, so add another 4 followed by written 4 on the chalkboard to create the decorpsinator serum, so always add the users 4 to imitate life as beauty upon peace so it's 4444444 (7 numbers per angel number is cartoon network, so you're always alive inside and out for a spanish demon to be locked in, hence why the end times signs were too much on the autistic bunch- Neurodivergents are live now since they were the dead angels talking)

her answer is 4.18 (new circumference on the circle adding inches on the clock according to the round table physics via Lancelot)

focus on the bee and not the butterfly if Pendleton Ward wants you to figure out his grandmaster equation (the Queen's Gambit) is how you outrank him on world championships on the intel-psylocke X-Men radius he calls Rogue.

you found the guy who has been shortcutting your TV license joke from Lee Evans in your algorithm by now for the last fck to give in the UK, now residentially evicted

i dont see Britney Spears making a London residence than seeing your tonal outbreak happening in your occultist practices in your seance concerts you now call Sea-bra for Seanc-bra

go figure your cringe elsewhere

[arizonaaaaaa]

GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 2

11- Mike Chang- pansexual

-Goes with my Tina hc, he falls in love for who the person is, not how they are

-really supportive of Tina when she came out

-his father wasn’t supportive at first so Tina had to interfere again but now his cool with Mike

12- Matt Rutherford- gay

-he had a crush on Mercedes before he realized he actually likes guys

-I like to think him and Mike met again in university and they dated for a bit 👉👈

-he had so much potential😭

13- Jesse St. James- bisexual

-not calling Jonathan Groff a bad actor but not even for a second I believed this man was straight

-he was totally into Finn back in season 1

-bi4bi4bi St. HudBerry throuple?

14- Sam Evans- bisexual

-do I have to explain why?

15- Lauren Zizes- pansexual

-I mean, girl slapped Tina’s and Brittany’s asses while singing about what she knows what boys like

-she really deserved to stay in season 3, this 👆 is the only fruity scene she has😭

-her and Tina being goth girlfriends tho

16- Blaine Anderson- gay and trans

-canonically gay

-him being trans is not a unpopular headcanon surprisingly

-I don’t know why but this just makes so much sense

-I don’t have a lot to wright here, not the biggest Blaine fan out there

17- Sugar Motta- lesbian

-crazy how she radiates lesbian energy, like all woman surrounding her just becomes sapphic

-she has the biggest crush ever on Santana, like really, this girl was legit staring at her boobs in 3x04

-she and Unique are girlfriends I don’t make the rules

18- Rory Flanagan- gay

-“you now I wish I was Jessie’s girl”- Damian McGinty Jr on The Glee Project

-this was my Roman Empire

-totally had a crush on Finn and totally was flirting with Sam on Christmas

-Flanevans🔛🔝

19- Joe Hart- questioning

-he is a christian teenager of course he’s queer those are the rules

-not only that but he’s also on the glee club

-I think he never knew his identity, his parents always told him he was going to marry a woman someday so he thought that was the pattern…

-…until he saw Sam shirtless in the locker room

20- Dave Karofsky- gay and Bear

-canon

-in my opinion, as a gay man, he’s the most well written lgbtq character on the show, his story is perfect

- @starpawedart opened a universe of Karofsky ships for me, thank you king✊

-he out of all people deserved a happy ending

-anyways, kurtofsky 🔛🔝

-OMG I FORKGOR HOS ALSO CANONICALLY A BEAR IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE BEARS, BEARS I LOVE YOU ALL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[tthankstoyou]

very interesting, very interesting ✍️

[whoreallyevenknowsanyway]

Idk if this is a out there opinion but like....

NO ONE

Can convince me

THIS MAN??!!

Was straight.

Just won't believe you.

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Allie St James ✤ Mad Ones

Allie St. James didn’t not want to go to Stars Hollow, exactly, but she would have liked to be asked.  Waking up in a hospital, finding out from a CPS caseworker that her parents had been deemed unfit, and that she would be taking a bus to Stars Hollow to live with the aunt she barely knew — not exactly the best way to find out.  Going straight from the hospital to the bus station, she didn’t even get to say goodbye. Stars Hollow isn’t bad, by any means.  Her Aunt Sookie is nice, she’s able to help in the kitchen at the Inn and get a real job working at the local diner, she makes friends, she adapts — she always adapts.  But something is missing, something will always be missing.  Until, almost a year after she moved to the small town, Sookie brings her to Lorelai’s so that they can have a welcome dinner for Luke’s nephew. And Jess Mariano walks through the front door.

Fandom: Gilmore Girls

Face Claim: Danielle Campbell

Love Interest: Jess Mariano

Theme song: The Mad Ones, The Mad Ones

Pinterest: x

Playlist: tbd

Tag List: @airwolf92 – want to be added?