#john mulaney x nick kroll

[pink-lemonade-antichrist]

[agentem]

PL: [Spider-Ham] talked about how he had a relative that had been turned into bacon. CM: They got electrocuted, right? PL: And he smelled delicious! [...] His uncle... [...] CM: It was a great joke and I really wanted to keep it in but it was killing the mood. [cut] HOST: Isn't the last shot of him in "Into the Spider-verse" him eating a hot dog? CM: Yes, it is but in his world hot dogs are made out of humans so it's not weird! -- Phil Lord and Chris Miller talk about the dark and disturbing backstory to Spider-Ham that was cut from Into the Spider-Verse (x)

The interviewers call him Spider-Pig which I find annoying. But now I am imagining that scene in Miles' dorm where everyone comes to comfort him about his uncle Aaron devolving into everyone being hungry for bacon.

Also the talk show the host is referencing is this Tonight Show segment with Jimmy Fallon during the press tour in 2018.

I know we're mad at John Mulaney currently (for supporting Dave Chappelle's "right" to be transphobic) but I do want Ham back for Beyond the Spider-verse. He's my baby. We'll have to ask Nick Kroll and Seth Meyers to do another intervention maybe.

[jaxxie101]

Baby Fever

Authors Note: this is my first fanfic so please be nice and its like 2 am. 

Warnings: allusions to sex, pregnancy, fluff 

Pairings: Colin Jost x reader and Nick Kroll x John Mulaney 

You and Michael did not hold back your laugh as Cecily “Judge Jeanine Pirro” poured her drink all over Colin. I DID IT MY WAYYY! Cecily belted out as she submerged herself into the box of wine. Ladies and gentlemen Judge Jeanine Pirro! Colin announced laughing despite being drenched. This has been weekend update everyone I’m Y/F/N Jost, I’m Michael Che, and I’m Colin Jost goodnight! The three of you signed off. Weekend update was normally the only sketch you were in so you were basically done for the night, and you couldn’t wait to get out of this suit top. You dashed to your office and quickly changed into red blouse. Its the season finale and you want to look nice for the afterparty. Y/N!! You were sitting in your dressing room when you heard Colin call your name. Yeah babe? You turned around and saw him in his weekend update jeans and soaked suit top. Colin grinned wickedly and started walking to you. You quickly caught onto what he was doing. Colin no! you tried to run. He wrapped his arms around you and picked you up. Colin! you yelped. You’re soaked! You tried to yell at him in between your giggles. He spun around and then sat you down. Colin! You got me all wet. Really!? He exclaimed. Well what should I do about that? He whispered next to your ear, voice low. He spun you around so he was pressed against your back. You began to feel heat between your legs. He unbuttoned your jeans and slid his hand down. HAPPY SEASON FIN-. You and Colin Jumped apart. You frantically buttoned your jeans. Well, Well, Well, What do we have here. Nick smirked. John looked at Colin’s current drenched state and laughed. Happy season finale, next time we’ll knock. John handed you a small bouquet of Red Lilly’s. You thanked John and hugged him. Well I should better go to my office and change and I will bring you a different shirt to change into babe. Colin told you as he stepped out of the office. Hey it really was a great show F/N. Nick complimented. Your Phone dinged from beside John on your desk. Hey John will you get that? You asked. Trying to find a spot to put the flowers. He nodded his head yes. Hey Nick sweetie how about you go try and find Y/N something to put those flowers in. John asked him. Yeah sure. Nick agreed and walked out of the office. F/N! John whisper yelled. Uh John! You whisper yelled back. Are you!? Why didn’t you tell me!? Does Colin know!? John rambled on with questions. John honey slow down what are you talking about? You asked. John handed you your phone. On your lock screen was an alert from your period tracking calendar. “You are two weeks late”. Oh no. You muttered. Oh no? its an oh no situation. John asked as he went into best friend support mode. I-i’m not sure what it is yet. You stuttered. Colin and I are always so busy we haven’t ever talked about kids. You told him. Well do you want a kid? he asked. Kids and teenagers are one thing but a baby. You thought out loud. Well before anything we need to get you a pregnancy test. He said right before the door to your office opened and Colin walked in. He had changed into a light blue sweater and put on his glasses (the ones in GIF). Here you can change into this. Colin grinned as he handed you a t-shirt that said “I heart Staten Island”. You couldn’t help but smile as you changed from your damp purple stained blouse into Colin’s shirt. I found a vase! Nick announced proudly as he walked into the room. Why is it every time I walk in F/N is removing a piece of clothing. Nick snarked. John gasped, donning his “surprised pikachu face”. Nick that’s Lorne’s mug! Well he should have hired me. Nick smirked. Hey its almost midnight we should head out to the floor. Colin said walking to the door. Actually I don’t feel well Honey why don’t you, John, and Nick go. I think I am going to head home. You mumbled. Are you sick? Do you need me to drive you home? Do you need me to get you anything? Colin started questioning, a concerned look on his face. It really was so sweet. I just have a bit of an upset stomach, but you stay and go to the afterparty. It’s the season finale you can spend the rest of the summer with me. You told him. I don’t feel comfortable leaving you alone if you don’t feel well. Colin worried. How about I take F/N home. John offered. I don’t mind missing the afterparty everyone will be drinking a lot and ya know. John said. Are you sure you don’t want me to come straight home. Colin asked. I’m positive, if you missed out on the last afterparty of the season because I have a stomach ace I would feel worse. Besides I will have John to keep me company. You assured him then, gave him a kiss and left with John. You both got into John and Nicks blue sedan. Alright first stop the drugstore. You told John. Yep, John agreed. How are we going to go unrecognized? You wondered out loud. Uh I should have a cap and some sunglasses. Maybe tuck your hair in the hat and put the shads on. He suggested. Sounds good. You agreed, as you put on your disguise. How do I look? You asked. Hmmm. It’s missing something. He said. reaching into his pocket. It’s missing wha-. You started before John attacked your face with a sharpie. AH! John stop. You screamed. There you go a nice mustache. He laughed, leaning back admiring his work. I hate you. You rolled your eyes and got out. You love me and you know it! He shouted, smiling. You were able to get in and out of the drug store with no more than a few odd looks. No doubt because of the black scribbles above your lip and on your nose.Okay I got them. You said as you practically dove into the car. John pulled out and started to drive to yours and Colin’s house. Your mind started to wander. For so long you had pushed the thought of babies out of your mind. Thinking you were too busy and babies were too much of a hassle. The last thing you needed to do was start thinking about babies and get baby fever. But you can’t help but think about Colin holding a baby. You and Collin giving the baby bubble baths, swaddeling it in a blanket, feeding him, burping him, telling the baby story’s, the baby cooing, Colin would be such a terrific dad. Oh no the baby fever has kicked in. John. You murmured. Yes? He gave you his attention. I want a baby. You whispered. Well In a few minutes you’ll find out if your wish is coming true. He said as he pulled into the driveway. You both jumped out of the car and ran inside. You decided to take 4 test to be sure. You sat the sticks on the sink and ran out of the bathroom. Are you pregnant!? John practically yelled. I don’t know it will take them a few minutes to determine if its positive or negative. You walked back into the bathroom and looked down at all 4 positive tests. YESSS! You cheered! You ran out of the bathroom. I’m pregnant! You cheered. Yay! I’m gonna be an uncle! The both of you started to celebrate. How and when are you going to tell Colin? John asked. Tomorrow and I know exactly how I am going to tell him.

                                      The Next Day

Babe I have a surprise for you. You told Colin, handing him a gift bag. Really? What for? He asked. Not that i’m complaining. He joked as he reached inside and pulled out a onesie that said “ I love Staten Island”. I-i don’t understand? He stuttered looking at you. look inside it. You told him, trying to contain your excitement. He reached in and pulled out one of the positive pregnancy tests. His mouth gaped open and he gasped. You’re? he started. You nodded your head. He grinned bigger than you had ever seen him. We’re gonna have a baby!? he asked. You nodded your head. WE”RE HAVING A BABY! Colin cheered. He ran over to you, picked you up, and spun you around. He carried you bridal style to the coach and peppered your face in kisses. Well that was a positive reaction. You smiled. Well that was a positive test. He smirked. 

[kbrock9146]

@axmxz Did you watch this when it came on this evening? The video starts at about 10:47 in....

I'm going to pop this bad boy on before I go to bed.

[ivory-soup]

Big Mouth predictions for seasons five and six

- someone else is going to come out as bi, and it’s gonna be Lola

- Either a new character who is asexual is going to be introduced...

- ...or Nick will experiment with asexuality

- Also a nonbianary character!

- Jessi will have to experience shared custody with her parents

- The self harm walrus will appear ONCE, be shooed away, and will never be heard from again (thanfully)

- Andrew will attempt to turn a lesbian girl into a straight one

- A plot revolving around Jessi will deal with “consent tea,” and will show that seggsual assault doesn’t need to be violent to be assault

- Connie will get a girlfriend (please)

- Nick and Andrew will end up in a polyamous relationship with another girl. It will be VERY accidental and VERY uncomfortable.

- Jay will ask to try BDSM on Lola... she won’t like it.

- Devon will get his own episode (please)

- There will be a plot line about Leah getting pregnant and having to chose between keeping it or having an abortion

- there will definitely be a bit about white male privliage

- Missy will try drugs in an attempt to distance herself from her mother

- Andrew will be diagnosed with OCD

- there will be an episode about rehab and withdrawal and the importance of asking for help, and it will be dedicated to John Mulaney for his strong will during this year

- someone is going to do something VERY racially insensitive (either Jay or Andrew) and there will be a plot line about how to be more tolerant and avoid micro aggressions

- There will be an episode from an autistic characters POV

- if there’s not a reference to Girl in Red, then what’s even the point?

- someone is going to lose their virginity... my bet is on Andrew or Jessi

- and whoever loses their virginity is NOT going to be happy about it

[sleepy-achilles]

Fun fact, I love careless whisper. One of my top 5 songs. Problem is, I have edit ideas all including the song and Idk if I should do all of them or one. Help a guy out please.

Edit ideas:

Shobbs (deckard x luke)

Big mouth (nick and Gina)

Nick kroll, John Mulaney and Pete Davison (mostly because of nicks 'joke' about Pete replacing him)

Maybe just nick kroll

Avengers (iron man and cap mainly but might make it all the avengers.)

And finally Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman (maybe jake g but I don't care much for him, was never really a fan but I know he's apart of their friendship)

I'll probably do them all if I don't get a reply I guess I just want to see what people who like my edits want to see the most. I'll most likely do all of them at some point.

Thanks :)

[writinghood]

I love doing headcanons! Does anyone want more?

Pete Davidson

John Mulaney

Nick Kroll

Chris Evans

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

Exclusive leak - Ian & Mickey scenes 10x09

[livingtheb99peraltiagolife]

I still haven’t recovered from this episode and it’s been a week.

check out my review: lots of gifs, hearteyes and love for bughead and choni

[moonjuice2029]

John Mulaney and Nick Kroll being carried by a strong women ( Anya Garrett ) at Rififi comedy club 2006  X

[readytoclimbtothestars]

John Mulaney and Nick Kroll bursting into songs while hosting the  Independent Spirit Awards

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[axmxz]

John Mulaney x Sherlock

plot bunny: john mulaney and nick kroll take "Oh Hello" on tour to London

murder happens

sherlock comes to investigate

and he and mulaney develop an instant mutual dislike that escalates into a catfight

meanwhile, nick kroll and john watson are watching them snipe at each other from the kitchen over tea mugs and commiserate:

nick: "he refuses to eat like a human being"

john: "ditto."

nick: "i've tried everything! sweets. pot. he just nibbles and pecks."

john: "be grateful for the pecking. mine can go days without eating. or drinking. at least he's off cocaine now, or i don't know what i'd do"

nick: "ugh, don't get me started..."

[abbijacobsun]

We truly are blessed

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[snl-loves]

hi!

welcome to my blog! here there will be an assortment of things snl related! such as imagines, gifs i will Try to make myself (this not being my own, but i’ll start soon), and just general talk about the show!

i might as well introduce myself as well! im isabel, or isa, i very much love snl (especially the casts through the 2000s and early 10s), its a really huge part of my life. as many people do, i use comedy as a sense of relief and a coping mechanism. this show really lightens up my life and continues to make me laugh, even if im feeling down. i also try to be funny but im really not lol. my favorite current cast member is alex moffat... like hes just so talented and has one of the widest range of abilities on the show and he deserves more air time 😤😤😤

i also really like musical theatre, 80s throwbacks, drew gooden, john mulaney and nick kroll, the office, history, writing, etc. but that really not important sksjfjdkxs. 

anyway, as i said i do write imagines (x readers) i’ll do a current cast member, past, etc. so send in some requests!

[kimwxlers]

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[timotheetea]

Hey girl :) Do you happen to know what the schedule for tomorrow looks like? They have the omaze dinner and then also the independent spirit awards, right? I‘m guessing the dinner is first :s?

FridayUTAPrivate locationThe agency hosts its annual bash for nominated clients, agents and friends of the agency. Expected to be making the rounds: nominees Greta Gerwig, Frances McDormand, Timothee Chalamet and Rachel Morrison.WME’s Pre-Oscar Soiree7:30 p.m.-12 a.m.; private residenceWho’s expected: Agents, execs and such Oscar-nominated clients as Denzel Washington, Octavia Spencer, Kobe Bryant, Laurie Metcalf, Guillermo del Toro, Dee Rees, Christopher Nolan, Luca Guadagnino and Hans Zimmer. The agency will raise a glass to “Call Me by Your Name,” “Mudbound” and “The Square,” nominated projects of Endeavor Content (call them by their new banner name).SaturdayFilm Independent Spirit Awards2 p.m.; Santa Monica beachReturning hosts Nick Kroll and John Mulaney; honorary chair Ava DuVernay; nominees including Salma Hayek, Daniel Kaluuya, Robert Pattinson, Holly Hunter, Margot Robbie and Armie Hammer; and the ensemble honorees of “Mudbound”. “Call Me by Your Name,” “The Florida Project,” “Get Out,” “Lady Bird” and “The Rider” will vie for best feature.Call Me By Your Name DinnerNordstrom Local, 8401 Melrose Place, Los Angeles, 7:30-11 p.m.This invite-only seated dinner (at the newly opened retail concept store) will play host to Sony Pictures Classic’s co-presidents Michael Barker and Tom Bernard, director Luca Guadagnino, Timothee Chalamet, Armie Hammer, Michael Stuhlbarg, along with the cast, directors and producers behind Loveless and A Fantastic Woman. Food by annual partner STK LA. Joining the dinner will be the winner of the OMAZE fundraiser. Evening benefits the Trevor Project and the Foundations for The AIDS Project. SundayOscarsThe 90th annual Academy Awards will go down at the Dolby Theatre this Sunday, March 4, at 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT. 

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