#john rolls

[stinglesswasp]

Self-care (bonus scene)

[hai-nae]

hey siri, play wannabe by hey mona

posted on twt too bc why not

[wombywoo]

"smile!" 📸

[girl-drink-drunk]

you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

[godwaltz]

"you've got a job to do!"

[worms-for-brains]

Figuring out his design and stuff with some studies…

Lord knows I can’t draw this man for crap 🤧

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[potato-lord-but-not]

ourthur ourthur ourthur ourthur

Also the first 4 doodles where inspired by this fic teehee <333

[bandfreak]

george harrison and pattie boyd on their honeymoon in barbados, 1966.

[killerpancakeburger]

Imagine not being able to spend Valentine Days with Soap so you send him flowers and chocolates to base. Johnny's over the fucking moon when he finds it in his room with a card from you.

Almost the entire base makes fun of him for it - macho military culture dictates - but he's so ecstatic, he doesn't even notice the unpleasant comments and the judgmental stares. Even when some gets all in his face about it, the sarcasm goes way over his head. How could anyone think you're anything but the best partner ever and that he's elated that he gets to date you? He will brag about it and about you to any soul willing to listen - and even some unwilling.

The Task Force teases him endearingly at first, but after hearing about it for the 16th time today, they start losing it a bit. Text you their complaints. You only reply "LOL wish I was there xoxo". Price has to beg Soap to let the cleaning staff do their fucking job and throw away the bouquet that has been dried and dead for days now.

Johnny's always been the competitive type though, so when you two meet again, he dumps in your arms a bigger bouquet, a bigger box of chocolate and a plushie so huge it barely fits in your arms. That's an outcome you did not anticipated and the TF laughs when they see you struggling to carry it all - sweet revenge from when you ignored their complaints.

"Johnny wtf it's not a competition"

"Life's a competition Bonnie. Need a hand?"

"Yeah"

He picks you up instead of picking up the presents.

"MACTAVISH FOR THE LOVE OF-"

[skywerse]

The Grandberry Pirates!!!

[littler0b1n]

I can’t believe nobody’s thought of this before

[butch-creeper]

Idk why this came to me in the dead of night but I felt restless until I made it real

[gomzdrawfr]

Soul Marks

"I had a different place in mind..."

part 1 here :]

:･ﾟ✧Bonus ✧･ﾟ:

[cinemaocd]

Jack Rackham is my favorite character in Black Sails because Toby Schmitz is the only actor who realizes he is in a prequel for Muppet Treasure Island...

[oceantornadoo]

something something you’re mafia!price’s younger sister, used to the comings and goings of your brother and his gang. in and out of your house at odd hours, always paying your respects before meeting with the man in charge. until one day where john’s hosting a very important dinner, something about making connections with the scottish. the man to impress meets you and john in the office before dinner, john pushing you gently towards the stranger with a hand to the back.

“sweetheart, this is johnny.” and you’re usually so confident, but something about those eyes and that grown out mohawk and that calloused hand does you in, all your experience with mafia men going straight out of the window. “hi johnny.” you smile at him shyly and he’s done for. knows what he wants when he mentions an arranged marriage at dinner later, something about forging connections that last. you give him that same smile in that same office hours later, shyly opening your silk robe to show him everything underneath. laid out on your brother’s desk, johnny fucking you with tongue while using his hand to finish his own job. and lastly you’re using that smile again walking down the aisle a month later, all doe eyes and sugar when it comes to your new mafia husband!johnny…