#johnny disease

[isabelguerra]

i think we as a fandom like to turn johnny into like. a cool punk anarchist ‘hair-slicked-back-like-in-grease’ delinquent contemporary american equivalent of toji suzuhara. who goes Fuck The Police and has a nonchalant attitude but is Actually a big softie thats decently in touch with his (and others’) feelings. which is why it’s important to me to constantly remind myself that canon johnny is a massive loser

johnny is the kind of kid to pick his nose and chase kids around with the booger. johnny is the lovechild of nelson muntz and zeke bobs burgers. johnnys “well-rounded workout routine” includes LARPing. johnny got into pokemon because he scared the nerdy kid when he asked about their cards even though he was genuinely interested. hes got red guy fiery hair. his temper is short. he yells insults through fences. he doesnt understand the concept of projecting. he leaping headlocked a snake. he doesnt know how to say ‘thank you’ so he phrases it like an impending threat. hes possessed by a furnace. he doesnt tell his closest friends in the whole entire world that hes possessed by a furnace. he likes his friends so much that he thinks being honest with them about not really being into bullying anymore will make them not want to be his friends anymore. a kid landed a scooter on his face and his idea of fair payback was fifty cents. he got on a rope swing and wanted his best friend to hurl him at his other best friend at 50mph so they could hit him with a baseball bat. hes even bisexual.

[doki-doki-imagines]

Kisses

tw: some suggestive, nsfw (Johnny Cage one)

author note: another idea I needed to write out. Hope you'll enjoy reading those!

If there is something Raiden can’t stand is seeing you cry; tears and snot don’t suit you. Raiden’s warm hands cup your face, calloused hands against your soft cheeks, thumbs brushing the remaining tears  “Come with me” he whispers, chocolate brown eyes looking at you with such passion they almost make you forget all your problems.

He takes you to the field where he spends most of his day “The stars here are brighter than anywhere else” he tells you, voice strong and reassuring before sitting on the ground next to you.

Words escape your mouth like a waterfall, no filter, brain shut, just the need to share, something you are not used to do.

Raiden listens to you, eyes never leaving your face, while you look at the starry sky, your eyes always elsewhere, too worried you’d lose the thread of the discourse if your eyes happened to meet.

“If I know something is that everything other than death has a solution.“ His forefinger push behind your ear a strand of your hair, the action makes you jerk, eyes widening and finally, you look at him.

There isn’t much light, but the moon frames his face perfectly. You can see a reddish hue coloring his cheeks, and a smile full of hope that makes your heart thump with joy “I’m sorry I can’t offer you a better answer, but-“ his hands grip your arms, strong, but without hurting, his strength perfectly stable “Never let yourself down, life will get better believe me.” You bite your tongue “It never does Raiden” you’d like to reply, but his words carry so much hope that you can only nod at him.

He lifts himself up from the ground and extends his hand out to help you.

“Thanks” You say after minutes of silence, your steps on the ground the only sound, not even cicadas try to interrupt.

“For the hand? It really is no-“

“For the company, for your words.” You look at him, now standing in front of your room. You kiss his cheek and wish him goodnight, a shy smile appears on his face as he waves at you.

The newfound warmness spreading from your heart is a new problem you’ll have to learn how to deal with in the next few months, for now, you can only rest and wait for a new day to start.

“You finally woke up, you idiot.” Tomas could recognize that voice between millions of others, so sweet and so caring even if they just called him an idiot.

Grey eyes scan the room, he’s in the infirmary bed, at Madame Bo restaurant. He and Kuai Liang got ambushed not that far and he remembers getting hit at the back of his head; that stung a lot.

“Do you know who I am?” Your voice trembles and Tomas has the urge to coo at you; obviously, he knows who you are, his heart keeps thrumming mercilessly against his ribcage the moment he opened his eyes.

“Yeah, I know, who do you think I am? A simple knock on the head won’t either kill me or make me lose my memory.” He half teases, but the scowl is still stuck on your face.

“Tomas-“ Your voice is serious and he can only look at you, at your trembling lips and shiny eyes “I seriously thought I lost you.” Your arms envelop his figure, your face hidden resting on top of his right shoulder,  new warmth adding to Tomas one.

He is stuck in place, but his mind is running wild. His left hand pats your head and he feels the corner of his lips twitching.

You must care about him a lot.

You lift your head up, your teary eyes locking into his gray ones, pupils wide, so deep he may lose himself in them. Tomas feels the time slowing down, almost stopping, your lips inching closer and closer ‘till they finally touch.

He reciprocates, not a single second lost, your lips dancing and searching for each other, breath mingling, tongue fighting in a battle of supremacy, both wanting to feel more of each other. Tomas pulls you towards him and your body falls onto his, chest against chest, heart beating at the same rhythm, divided by the layers of your clothing. Limbs tangle, hands everywhere, caressing and groping;  from an outside view, it wouldn’t be able to tell where one starts and the other one ends.

This ‘till your hand pulls Tomas’ hair. He breaks the kiss and flinch, maybe that was more than a little hit on the head. He can see you try to pull off from him, eyes full of worry, but his hands keep you in place, on his lap, fingers leaving indent on your hips that will for sure bruise.

“I-I shouldn’t have, sorry Tomas.” Your hands, so tiny and soft in contrast to his ones, push against his chest, like you are trying to distance yourself from him, head turned to the side not looking at him.

Your hair messy, your lips still red and bruised, and that worried expression, fuck, Tomas would like to frame his moment, your cuteness overwhelming all his senses.

Then you both hear a voice, it’s Madame Bo telling you to go back to work, the signal that he has to let you go. You remove yourself, Tomas’ hands finally loosening up. You brush your clothes in place and rush towards the exit.

“See you later” Tomas rasps out.

You nod.

Later you’ll have more time to talk about your feelings.

“Johnny-“ A breathy moan escapes your mouth.

The atmosphere is humid, the heat of your two bodies entangled is almost suffocating.

You missed Johnny, this new project he has been working on keeps him away from home for months. You are a supportive partner, you love him and you want to see him happy but, fuck, you missed him so much.

You are lucky he is on your same wavelength. He opens the door and your lips are already locked, hands unbuttoning shirts and pants being thrown somewhere.

“I missed you so much, Johnny.” You gasp in between kisses, your hand on the back of his neck to keep him impossibly close to you.

He groans, his hands now on your lower back lifting you up from the ground.

Everything else is a blur in your mind, you soon find yourself lying on the bed, legs open and Johnny working his tongue southward, your warm sex as inviting as water in the desert.

“Fuck-“ Your hand lay on his head, trying not to grip to harshly his dirty blonde locks.

“Yeah baby, tell me how good I am.” You look down to see his hips grind against the mattress, so desperate for you.

A wave of pleasure licks down your spine, your eyes roll back, throat exposed while you bit your bottom lip trying to keep a louder moan.

How good it is to be desired.

“J-Johnny you are so go-“ Your phrase gets interrupted by a gasp, a particular flick of his tongue makes you see stars, your legs reflexively close, but Johnny’s strong hands keep your thighs apart, fingers circling the inner side and you don’t know if it is done to calm you or him.

One of his hand leave your legs to play with your sex, his face now squeezed between your soft thighs, but your mind is too fogged to worry about crushing him, not that he minded his motions only getting faster and uncoordinated.

An orgasm soon permeates your body, Johnny lifts up, his lips drenched with your essence, his pupils blown wide, your heartbeat impossibly fast, a different kind of heat enveloping your limbs.

Your lips meet again, you taste your flavor on his tongue, lips locking, his hands now resting on your waist, pushing your chests impossibly close, but not enough, never enough.

“I love you.”

The night ahead is still long.

Bi-Han is awake, sitting on your bedding, naked, but the covers hide everything under the navel. The moon shines bright in the sky,  the light and shades framing his lover's body sleeping soundly next to him.

Bi-Han is a man eaten by greed, by pride, a man made more of scars than flesh.

But you love him and he loves you. It’s a feeling he never knew, it isn’t the kind of warmth he got from his mother's compliments, or from his brother's support, it is something much more exhilarating, that makes his eyes soften and his hardened core melt more than he’d like to admit.

His eyes land on your body, so soft, so sweet, he wants to defend you from all the ugliness of this world.

Maybe from him too.

He looks outside the window, the night is still long, but there is no sign of tiredness in his eyes.

“Bi-Han, it is late you should sleep.” Bi-Han breaths, he didn’t even notice how long he had been keeping his breath in, mind so busy and heart uneasy.

Your arms wrap around his neck, naked body laying on his back, your lips kissing his neck, where arteries and veins flow.

“Worried about something?”  Your eyes look at his face, he doesn’t look back but he knows, searching for any telltale sign of his emotions.

“Nothing you should worry about sparrow.” He breathes out, voice raspy as always.

You don’t believe him, he knows it. Your hand starts to trace the scars painting his skin, your lips barely caressing the newborn scratches on his back.

 “Tell me your worries, my heart.” Your arms hug his frame and push him down together with you.

Bi-Han doesn’t struggle against your hold, his head now in the crook of your neck, free hair tickling you.

“Don’t worry about me, tomorrow is a busy day and you need to rest.”  He kisses the tip of your nose, his calloused hand caresses your cheek, thick fingers drawing circles on your skin.

You kiss him, in a slow liplock. Eyes closed, hands holding.

Bi-Han bites your bottom lips before breaking the kiss and you groan, the only kind he likes.

He looks into your eyes and he only finds love, sweet and blissful. A new fire starts inside his heart.

Bi-Han still doesn’t know how to protect you from this accursed world, for now, he’ll have to settle for showing how much he loves you.

[topdisease]

The brackets for Tumblrs Top Diseased are ready!!

The polls will begin within the next few days, so be prepared!

(brackets also under the cut)

ROUND ONE

Nagito Komeda (Danganronpa) vs Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Tissues (Inanimate Insanity) vs Glass Bones Guy (Spongebob Squarepants)

Vinegar Doppio (JoJos Bizarre Adventure) vs Billy Lentz (Black Christmas)

L (Death Note) vs Kobeni (Chainsaw Man)

John Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs Harrowark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)

Henry (Thomas the Tank Engine) vs Phillip Wittebane (The Owl House)

Plaguebringer (Flight Rising) vs Johnny "Nny" (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Gregory House (House MD) vs Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

Phonegingi (Dialtown) vs Smeagol/Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Eraserhead Baby (Eraserhead) vs Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) vs Viktor (Arcane)

Fyodor Dostoevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs) vs Spamton (Deltarune)

Kuruto Ryuki (Ai: The Somnium Files) vs Professor Hojo (Final Fantasy 7)

Shin Tsumiki (Your Turn to Die) vs Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Raiden (Metal Gear) vs Max (Sam & Max)

Junkrat (Overwatch) vs Micheal Afton (Five Nights at Freddys)

[sirensmaw]

this game is ruining my life i haven't read fanfic in years. i haven't been this unhinged over a ship from published media since zenos was first introduced to us. i am consumed by thoughts of silverv and i cannot stop it and i do not wish to stop it.

[wowa-bublord]

what put u on rochejohnny? was it that trio fic where chadley hitches a ride w roche to see clound and co and they take johnny to see tifa

i haven't read that fic!! would u guys believe me if i said i thought it the second johnny showed up in rebirth HELPP

i think for me its like,, roche is overconfident nd wants praise, johnny is shown 2 love praising people and never shuts up abt people he likes,, its a neverending loop hehehe

[lorephobic]

i know that im losing credibility by the second but if it’s any consolation know that i feel more insane than ive ever felt in my entire life and every time i think about it i feel sick my stomach

[rj-opp]

Take my hand pt. 1 & 2

@ragingbookdragon thank you for the food and for me to make some vissuals <3

[ohchosen]

i love rebirth i sure would love to finish it one day

[str4wberry-goblin]

Cringetober day 20: hanahaki disease

Trusted the process and the process failed me 😔

[irritablepoe]

nobody in this house really talks to me anymore, except for informing me about things or scolding me for sth...

[landslided]

what’s great is that i thought i was gonna be free of cobra kai and maybe my brain would go back to normal (probably not. i have lawrusso syndrome and it’s terminal but one can hope) and then, oh? what’s that? ralph macchio with the steel chair*

*karate kid 2024

[isabelguerra]

my main takeaway from the johnny+ed fight is the phrase “johnny craves attention and admiration”

[jehovahwitless]

[topdisease]

Round 1 - Bracket 7

[gapbussy]

CW // DRUGS // addiction // traumatic injury discussion

I haven’t personally seen this discussion happen, but I’m sure I’m not the first person to think about it…

Wouldn’t have Johnny Joestar needed to use some kind of pain killer for his spinal injury?

Smokeable opiates were most definitely in use by then. The hypodermic needle was just recently invented as well, so medications like morphine and heroin would most likely also have been available to him.

Less of a question of “why wasn’t this in the manga??” and more of a “I respectfully wish this was a concept played around with more in fan works.”

Johnny would realistically still be suffering with some pain after healing to the point we meet him in SBR (obviously by the ending this is less relevant) so it would stand to reason he might have been looking for something to use for that.

Until Johnny met Gyro, but after his spinal trauma, where was he? What was he doing? All that time spent healing, trying to cope, trying to stay positive and hope to walk and ride horse again… only to be confined to a chair for the rest of his life.

In his deep despair, and levels of pain we simply can’t know unless we’ve personally experienced it… would Johnny have become addicted to pain killers? As was the fate of so many unfortunate victims of serious injury, as well as blue collar hard laborers in those days?

This lives rent free in my head and I need to write HCs for this but I just want to throw this out there for anybody to use as inspiration for a fic or w/e

I just want representation and validation for a chronic pain and addictive disease sufferin’ , disabled, historically accurate spoonie Johnny Joestar.

[waspstar]

xtc, and on the side andy and the dukes?

im about to have an autism attack so extreme i love you johnny

FOR XTC:

favorite song: this is so difficult because obviously a lot of their songs mean a great deal to me, but generals and majors i think will always come out on top.

close runner ups are battery brides, chalkhills and children, runaways, toys, and probably a few more. i wont exhaust it lol

least favorite song: i hate saying this because i love xtc so much but its definitely cynical days. and theres times when i even like this song too!

close runner up is all of a sudden its too late, theyre kind of the same to me

favorite album: BLACK SEA! black sea forever and ever until i die! i love the concept i love that it was orignally going to be called working under pressure and it was going to be a play on being a deep sea diver and also a musician under the scrutiny of record companies, i love its music videos, i love the artwork for it, everything about it is beautiful.

close runner ups are oranges and lemons, big express, and english settlement

least favorite album:

i genuinely dont know if i can say. i really love them all.

song that got me into them: same as my favorite! generals and majors! my friend recommended me it in sept 2020 and i decided i loved it so much i had to hear the album it was on. after that xtc changed my life forever

seen live: no haha they stopped touring in 1982

rate: 1 billion/10 they are the best band to ever exist

FOR THE DUKES:

favorite song: mole from the ministry! its the boys' favorite music video, too! i love the mastering and the effects used in this song so much.

least favorite song: ummm probably shiny cage. sorry colin! i like the lyrics but its a bit boring sonically

favorite album: 25 o'clock! i like both mini albums but i like 25 o'clock's vibes more. 25 o'clock feels more like alice and wonderland to me and psionic psunspot is a little different

also, andy illustrated the cover himself! :)))

least favorite album: psionic psunspot, but they only released 2 mini albums and a compilation of both so its not like i dislike any aspect of it haha

song that got me into them: idk, i guess 25 o clock? i just found out about them bcs they are literally xtc LOL

seen live: no lol they never toured as the dukes

rate: 1 million out of ten

FOR ANDY:

favorite song: wonder annual. its in my opinion his most beautiful song, i could talk about it forever and ever.

least favorite song: you like me?. its so fucking bad. i hate it so much. not even gonna link it

favorite album: ive only heard up to volume 5 of fuzzy warbles but i think vol 1 is still a big favorite, though i do like 2 a lot and i think 4

least favorite album: probably fuzzy warbles volume 3? though i do like a lot off it. maybe 5?

song that got me into them: well i listen to his solo stuff bcs hes the lead man of xtc, but at some point i found out about young cleopatra and remembered liking it, so i guess that was a catalyst lol

seen live: the entire reason xtc stopped touring in 1982 is because of andy's anxiety disorder and withdrawal, so he definitely wouldnt tour on his own lol

rating: 1 million out of ten