#just bi vampire shenanigans

[queerquaintrelle]

Art by; g.aro.batos on Instagram.

[england-would-fall]

Summarize WIPs Badly...

Thanks @sunnysideprince! Let's see how poorly I can sum up my google docs...

june has a job. henry has a job. alex is annoying and also attracted to handwriting, apparently. (Sixty Steps)

henry hates paris in november. alex is a sentimental bitch. a phone call happens. (Winter in the Light)

there's a clock in henry's room. alex doesn't like the clock. the clock is a metaphor, which you never saw coming. (Time, When Its Stops)

his name is remy, for god's sake. (Untitled Secret Project)

henry writes his novels with a pen because he's just that kind of guy. alex is an insomniac with a twist. (no, he is not a vampire.) (Untitled Secret Project: 2 Untitled 2 Secret)

five times alex does swoony big eyes on his own and one time henry makes him do swoony big eyes. (Untitled RBB Fic)

poetry is hard. just like alex. (Untitled Co-Write)

henry should not go online drunk, but he does. shenanigans ensue. (Untitled Co-Write: The Sequel: The Fanficion)

MySpace is cool / Eyeliner is hot / Alex is bi / Hen writes poems a alot (Your Lipstick, His Collar -- on AO3)

alex has great tits. henry has great tits. everyone wins! (Untitled Smut Fic)

henry doesn't know he wants a thing, but then alex realizes henry does want a thing, so they go places. situations occur. (All The World's A Stage -- on AO3)

greg lestrade has trauma, a broken kettle, and a lost watch, so...it's not great. but mycroft holmes has the bug tie. at least there's that. (A Man Awake -- on AO3)

cursors blink, but wrong. john is confused and a lil angy. sherlock is not dead, which isn't a spoiler because the show is super old now. (Blink -- on AO3)

@taste-thewaste @luainthewild @onthewaytosomewhere + OPEN TAG (and tag me to see, because these can be so fun to read)

[andordean]

Intro Post Is Here

I promised myself I would make an intro post with my fic list when I hit a followers milestone, and lo and behold, the time has come to make good on that promise. 

(Breathe in. You got this, Dor. Ok, here we go.)

Welcome, friends. If you followed me sometime in the last year and a half, here’s a funny story for you: I used to write Witcher fics (a lot even, at one point) (and I pray I will write again, though at the moment brain be words what no speaky English). (But I digress.)

What you can find on my blog: shitposting, sarcasm, salt—and Ciri. A lot of Ciri. (Often tagged as: "brat <3". No reason.) Also, many Ciri pairings. We support most Ciri pairings in this house.

What you can find on my AO3: Also a lot of Ciri in different pairings, or sometimes in multiple pairings, as (a) I am a multishipper and (b) Ciri is bi and can do no wrong and (c) has two hands and a hatred for cages and also (d) poly/open relationships are the new love triangles and we need more of them, actually.

Specifically:

"Blood Ties" verse, aka Queen of Cintra verse (aka mammoth), or a 100k words novel in three parts about what happens if neither witchering nor ruling the empire (nor dying, I guess) fully satisfies our girl's ambitions. (Answer: let’s go and shake up the geopolitical landscape of the post-TW3 Continent, reclaim your throne, piss off Dijkstra in the process, make new allies and enemies both, grow and heal, get what you wanted, find indulgence, and also love. Ships aplenty, including some nobody else thought of. Just saying.)

"Broken Pieces" verse, or what happens if Cahir survives, but somewhat fails to move on (he tries), and Ciri fails to be indifferent (she also tries). (Answer: witchering shenanigans, but also some family reunions, Ceallach being a Smart Cookie, Geralt being the Daddest Dad, Ciri being a brat, but also right, but also needing a reality check and to get her head out of her ass. Spoiler alert: happy/bittersweet ending. It’s Witcher-verse, after all.)

"Splinters" verse, or what happens when the author develops a brainrot. (Answer: modern!AU with the main theme being: everyone is thirsty for Cahir/Eamon’s hands. Banter, pinning, thirst, smut, and more banter. Past that comes back to bite everyone in the ass, heartbreak, and a happy ending. Always a happy ending. And Angouleme being the Best Gremlin.)

“The Ghost of You”, or what happens when Ciri gets Ideas, and tries to use Cahir to get what she wants. (Formerly known as the Cancel WIP. Mind the tags with this one; set during LotL, unhealthy coping mechanisms aplenty, trauma and PTSD galore, leading to the first steps of healing. It’s always, always about healing with these two.)

“Sing To Me In The Dark”, or what happens if Cahir finds himself in Kaer Morhen to help defend it from the Hunt. (Answer: the author wants to know too. Although the author mostly knows, but brain no speaky English, see above.)

“Hunter’s Moon”, or what happened in Beauclair during the hansa stay there, from the point of view of a certain succubus. (Answer: a certain vampire attempting to be a smartass, not always succeeding; smut and banter, and more smut. Also, a heartbreak.)

If you like any of the above and tell me about it, chances are I’ll be making you a birthday gift the following year.

In the meantime, enjoy the shitposting, the salt, the sarcasm—and Ciri.

[foxydivaxx]

I just had an idea. Idol Sanji meeting Lestat. Sanji is much younger than Lestat obviously and would be scared of the guy for obvious reasons.

Lestat would find Sanji so adorable and fascinating as the kid in a way reminds him of him in some ways. Yes, Lestat read Sanji’s memoir and all the Gossip Girl stuff floating around so he knows enough details about the kid just like everyone else. The fact that Sanji is a pretty blonde just like himself says a lot.

He would pity the boy due to the fact that he never truly had a normal life as he was always under the microscope that fame brought with it due to his famous parents and his own success. Regardless, Sanji has quite a dramatic life.

Picture them sitting down and Sanji is smoking as per usual. They both talk about their lovers and chuckle in amusement at the similarities between Louis and Zoro. Sanji has read the Vampire Chronicles and thought it was pure fiction so imagine his shock when he discovers that THE Lestat de Lioncourt actually exists.

Lestat would also admire Sanji’s creativity and ambition, something he wished he still had. Sanji would love Lestat’s boldness and charm. Also since they are both French, they would be cursing in French.

Lestat basically sees Sanji as a kid brother and Sanji sees him as the cool big bro. They are the bi gossip folks. Yes these two would be making catty comments about the fashion tastes of others xD.

Eventually they would introduce their lovers to one another and they get along. Both Louis and Zoro exchange sighs and stories about their chaotic husbands and the shenanigans they had to go through dealing with them.

[straightbaittournament]

the option with the least votes will be eliminated. propaganda under the cut (and more always welcome!):

kit herondale and livvy blackthorn:

They were literally straight bait. So Kit, Livvy and Livvy’s twin brother Ty were a trio with their own side plots in TDA. And well. We literally meet Kit when Ty breaks into his house and puts a knife to his throat and Kit gets distracted by Ty’s eyes. Then later Kit and Livvy have a few moments and kiss once. Then Livvy dies. There are some necromancy shenanigans. Kit confesses his love to Ty then immediately flees the country. Like Kit/Ty was clearly endgame from the start but Livvy and Kit just made out once.

peggy carter and daniel sousa:

She’s the best secret agent, he’s a hot as hell disabled war vet They get together, but also don’t because apparently Steve Rogers is a homewrecker Peggy moved on after losing Steve, got together with the amazing Daniel Sousa, and then got broken up because the Russos didn’t want Steve to be seen as being gay for Bucky

nina zenik and matthias helvar:

[MAJOR SPOILER] If they were truly straight Matthias wouldn’t have died (submitted also stated that nina is canonically bi/pan)

buffy summers and spike:

Buffy's a vampire slayer and Spike's a vampire. Enemies to Lovers. Absolutely not intended by creators, creators treated it like a joke at first, then some of the writers/producers actively hated it even throughout their canon relationship, they don't technically get together in the end, also he dies (kind of. he's brought back in another show. and the comics. it's complicated). Very queercoded relationship despite being m/f - desire, euphoria, shame, slowburn, keeping it a secret, doesn't think anyone else will understand or accept them, wanting to change for the better.

ellie chu and paul munsky:

Classic set-up where they start off as strangers and become really close. He even has a crush on her! straightmod feels it's important to note that ellie is also canonically a lesbian, so there's a bait and switch element to this one

himmel and frieren:

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jean-luc picard and beverly crusher:

They have a number of romantic moments throughout the TNG series from arguably the first but DEFINITELY the second episode. but they only get together (briefly before divorcing) in an alternate timeline episode which is also the season finale. Also they have a kid together in Picard but are still not allowed to be together She was married to his best friend and he was in love with her but wouldn’t say anything because he wouldn’t want to damage his bestie’s marriage and then his friend died and they met again years later and shared a lot of romantic and sexual tension for years. He openly admitted (under mind reading) that he had loved her since his bestie was alive but felt he couldn’t act on it. In an alternate future they got married. In the canon future they got together and broke up repeatedly because trauma makes relationships hard sometimes and they have a kid together who is named after the aforementioned bestie. An episode forcing them to share thoughts makes him openly admit that he loves her and has loved her for years even when she was married to his best friend.

tyler rake and nik khan:

They’re very close, have lots of chemistry, but have never been acknowledged in canon. At this point they are just work friends who save each others’ lives on the regular.

keiichi maebara and rena ryugu:

Fluffy harem romcom twists into yandere horror, but then twists again into a story of friendship triumphing over everything. Really holds for any pairing with Keiichi, but the rooftop battle in part 6 is just too good. A recent manga spinoff has them married to total randos, so their respective sons can have the same kind of relationship.

naoko takahashi and shouta oohara:

this “show” is a 2 episode hentai so I can understand if this doesn’t get in the brackets lol (I would not recommend watching this hentai for the sex scenes, I just remember reading about Oohara getting cucked for a girl and thinking that I had to see this) So, it starts off with Takahashi being in love with Oohara and they do have ghost sex in the first part of the episode 1 but what happens is that even though they have the opportunity to be together as ghosts, Takahashi pretty much IMMEDIATELY forgets about Oohara because she becomes completely infatuated with this ghost girl named Sakurako to the point where even when Oohara turns into a tiny penis in episode 2 but Takahashi doesn’t give a fuck

good luck everyone! now go vote!

[mondscheinprinzessin]

my 2022 fics

1. for Febuwhump:

Lights Out [Olli/Aleksi, Yoga accident]

Better Luck Next Life [Joel/Aleksi, Vampire, MCD]

I will stay awake [Joel/Aleksi/Joonas, Nightmares and comfort]

I thought I was bulletproof [Joonas, Vampire, Kidnapping]

The fall is not the end [Joonas & Joel/Niko, Vampire, Rescue]

You think you’re God or just a devil of sorts [Olli/OMC, Sexual assault]

I’ve been going anywhere but home [ATLA AU]

2. inspried by asks/prompts:

Kiss me till I turn into nothing [Olli/Joonas, Unrequited love]

Idiots in Love prompts [multiple pairings]

Don’t matter if you’re bi it will get you anyway [Aleksi & everyone, Coming out]

Never thought this day would come [Tommi/Joel, Angst and feelings]

Kiss me (better), doctor [Joonas/Aleksi, Fluff and Humour]

Prompt Adventures [multiple pairings]

Prompt Adventures 2 [multiple pairings]

Life couldn’t get much sweeter [Olli/Joonas, Fluff, Proposal]

Perspective Flip [multiple pairings]

3. Series: first aid kit: bandages, support, friends

Should I sink or swim or simply disappear? [Aleksi & everyone, Mental health]

4. Series: Aleksi’s closet full of surprises

Find me on my knees [Joonas/Aleksi, Party hookup, Dresses]

The feeling of your skin locked in my head [Joonas/Aleksi, Aleksi in lingerie]

5. Series: Sun, moon, stars - Soulmate AU [Joel/Aleksi/Joonas]

Paint me the sun, the moon, and the stars [Getting together, Angst and comfort]

It’s crazy how far you’ve come, all you’ve done [Heartfelt talks]

That cake would look good on your face [Birthday shenanigans]

Want to have some fun with me? [Sexual exploring]

Soulmate shorts [Slice of Life]

We will fight to shine together [difficult relationships, Feelings]

(Try to hold you) With my arms around your heart [Joel/Joonas, Feelings and Comfort]

6. Inspired by Dak Side the Mafia AU (Snake_Simulacra)

I’m caught beneath with nothing left to give [Joel/Aleksi, Hurt, Falling in Love]

Take a breath and softly say goodbye [Joel/Aleksi,Torture]

7. Single fics:

Cupid is Stupid (or not?) [Joel/Aleksi, First Date]

Joel starring in the role as internet detective [Joel & Joonas & Aleksi, Humour]

Many say they ain’t never gonna make it [Joel/Olli, Baby Channel]

Temporary Fix [Joel/Aleksi, Smut with feelings]

The four times Aleksi comes out [Aleksi & everyone, Coming out]

Follow the trail of my kisses (and find my heart) [Joel/Joonas, Friends to Lovers]

The pink on your cheeks and your moans are all I want [Olli/Joonas, Genderbent]

When you put your lips and your hands on my heart [Joel/Aleksi, Falling in love]

How to build a sex room [Joel/Aleksi, Niko/Joonas, Designer AU, Wholesome kink discussion]

Left in the darkness here on your own [Joel/Joonas/(Aleksi), Werewolfs]

Erst ein Summen, dann ein Chor, dann ein Schreien in Harmonie [Niko/Joonas, Friends to Lovers]

There is just one thing I need [Joel/Aleksi, Getting Together, Christmas]

Marked all fluffy fics pink, and all angsty and hurt/comfort fics blue, so you find them better.

[six-of-ravens]

oc questionnaire

tagged by @princesshoneytea (thank you!!). apologies if this makes no sense cause i don't consistently talk about my writing here, but it looked like fun so im gonna do it anyway!!

favourite oc: probably James. Hot doctor, trans man, British expat who lives either on a spaceship or a cottage in Iceland. impeccable snark. originally from the 1830s, but then died trying to escape from a vampire blood mage and ended up on an intergalactic quest that....never ended, because he married the MacGuffin of said quest.

newest oc: uhhhh Kitty and Theo from a story just called "50s thing" about newlyweds who move to the desert to work on a secret scientific research base. Shenanigans and possible time travel ensue. Theo is a theoretical physicist and Kitty is a housewife (and happy about it, she considers housework, cooking, and sewing to be her "only" skills. Obviously there is more to her than that but, that's where she's at in her head after escaping from a neglectful household where she basically had to raise her younger siblings).

oldest oc: Ari! A healer who lives in a cottage in a fairytale-esque world i made up when I created her when i was 11, and refuse to change. She's tough as nails and yet soft when you need her, though if you get on her bad side she will make you clean her floors. Also, if you're a particular sort of miserable wet dog of a person and stand near her for more than 10 seconds, she will legally adopt you. Non-negotiable. That is how she became James' and Keiyel's mother.

meanest oc: this is a tough one but probably June from my urban fantasy world. She's not mean so much as mistrusting of new people, but she'll also go off on you if you treat her/others poorly (I believe one of her introductory scenes involves her Karening at a shop owner for trying to pass off opalite (glass) as moonstone). She's bi, and somewhat butch, but grew up in a very homophobic household and therefore has a massive chip on her shoulder that she's still healing.

softest oc: ironically, Seneca, June's younger sister, from that same story. She likes to think she's "not naive, I just have faith in humanity :)" but she's 18, so...she's super naive anyway. She means well though, and her plot involves learning how to function in the adult world (after a very sheltered childhood) while still keeping her softness.

most aloof/standoffish oc: Eliza from North! She doesn't mean to be, she's just a) socially awkward, b) an aristocrat who's expected to be a bit standoffish, and c) a bit deluded about her skills with the sword. A big chunk of the first part of North is her getting taken down a peg or three.

dumbest (affectionate) oc: I'm sure there's a dumber one but I can't think of them right now, so Maris from North. Upper class merchant's daughter who runs away to follow Eliza on a dangerous, impulsive trip to Anteria, the magical, arctic country next door. She's not dumb so much as sheltered and a bit too convinced of the reality of adventure novels.

smartest oc: Probably James, but I already talked about him so I'll say Keiyel, a "wizard" who "minmaxed wisdom and intelligence" and is therefore incredibly intellectually smart, and basically uses her magic to perform complex particle physics experiments, but also like, buys her acid from a cult on Etsy (this is real, there was (is still?) a cult called Weird Hollywood Youth who would make and sell acid on etsy labelled as "blotting paper." Their leader also has the Nbisco logo tattooed onto his head. Don't ask me why. I just co-opted that for Keiyel because it seemed like the kind of dumb thing she'd do lol). Is well-known for showing up injured horribly and proudly announcing "I learned how to turn radioactive isotopes into magical energy!" or some shit. She's very lucky James is her adoptive brother.

oc i'd like to be friends with: Eliza! I feel like we'd get along, and maybe she could teach me cool sword moves.

idk who to tag cause I don't know who's cool with talking about their OCs online (aside from @princesshoneytea lol) soooo if you wanna do this pls consider yourself tagged!

[witchthewriter]

Hi dear! At first I need to say: I love your aesthetic. It is so beautiful. And also I was thinking if you could do another ship game for me if you feel like doing it. Well, I gonna ad a little description about me now:

My name is Bella. I am a virgo. ENFP. I am bi and my pronouns are she/her. I am a brazillian that just move on to USA. I am studying journalism, this is my second semester. I am geek, love reading and studying, and I assume that I can be kinda stubborn. My favorite season is spring. I hate people that act with no maturity, it really makes me roll my eyes out. That does not mean I hate jokes, I do love funny people, it is just that I have no patience to adults that still acting like child

I was thinking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Game of Thrones and DC Universe. Also, I think that I am a level four.

Thanks 💙💙💙

Want one? Here be the rules 🦋🌈

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒏:  ✧ Charming ✧ Honest ✧ Mature

𝐃𝐂

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

Okay so I ship you with Poison Ivy and my fancast for her is Rihanna. So this is the best I can find at the moment. Anyway, onto the reasoning: so I ship you with Ivy because you said that you do not like people who act with no maturity and Ivy is this perfect balance between maturity and fun. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Her pet names for you are ‘honey,’ ‘sweetheart,’ and ‘my heart.’ 

・She loves teasing you - just to see the look on your face. Because of your stubbornness, she loves pushing your buttons. 

・Cheesy pick-up lines by both parties and you’re both gagging over how ridiculous you’re both being

・Loves baking things for you, although she’s a terrible cook - she’s very good at baking

・She loves touching you - especially when you’re out in public. An arm around your shoulder, a hand on your thigh etc

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

That you love just as passionately as her. You match her energy and she feels understood by you. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

Your best friend would be Harley, you love her chaos but she makes you crazy. She never thinks about the repercussions of her actions and you’re constantly doing so. But she encourages you to open yourself up more and let your hair down. 

𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Robb Stark! I think he has more personality than Jon Snow (who I was originally going to ship you with). But Robb was made to be a King - he has this charm that Jon doesn’t have. There would probably be a love triangle honestly. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Robb loves deeply - and he always makes you feel it. Whether by his words, by his touch, and actions. 

・Loves spending time with you, but it does get difficult because he has so many people vying for his attention. So he makes sure that he puts aside time for you

・Very good at cuddling, and likes to be the big spoon. But when the day has been tough, he’ll climb ontop of you and wedge himself between your legs so his head is on your chest. 

・Telling him about your day and he’ll sit there listening to your every word (he loves gossip, he really does)

・Him telling you absolutely everything and his mother chastising him because he’s telling you HUGE secrets that could crumble an empire 

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Loves your laugh; the sound, the way your mouth forms a smile. Especially when you laugh without caring what you look like. The image with stay in his head for days - it’s what he thinks of when he needs to fight harder in battles. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

Your best friend would be Sansa Stark! You both bond about literature and learning. Especially when she’s older - she’s actually very smart but her innocent nature makes you feel sorry for her. You know the world is not kind. 

𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Buffy Summers!!! Again, I have this feeling that you would get too fed up with Spike’s shenanigans. He can be very immature and I think Buffy, in the same way as Robb and Ivy, balances responsibility with humour. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Buffy would love going on long drives with you (although you would have to be the one driving - she is a horrible driver.)

・Making her smile when the world feels like it’s crushing her. She has so much responsibility as a slayer and you’re her light - one of the people that she can go to to feel better

・Chasing her around the house because you’re trying to get her to eat a vegetable that she doesn’t like while you’re manically laughing behind her 

・Her teaching you how to defend yourself 

・Dawn loving you, and basically becoming a little family. But also it’s not a little family because there’s Willow and Xander and Spike visits regularly. 

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

She loves that you are a light-hearted, well meaning person. You have a good heart and are always genuine/honest with her. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

I think that Willow would be your best friend - honestly. With your ENFP and sun in Virgo, you’re a very soft and gentle person who loves being treated with kindness. Willow will take care of you, brush your hair, tell you about her witchcraft - while Buffy is making lunch in the kitchen and Xander is laying in front of you, with his head in his hands watching tv. 

[muchadorks]

How Bellice Could Work in Canon...

...by bringing Edward and Jasper together.

Okay, hear me out

Since Alice can see the future, she knows how Edward's powers work before she meets him

And she knows who Jasper is and can see him together with Eddie in the future

But clearly this is a) not the time period where this will be accepted and b) you can't tell me that Eddie doesn't suffered from internalized homophobia

So when Alice meets Jasper, she teaches him how to conceal his direct thoughts from Eddie

And they manage it well! Alice and Jasper are both good actors as each others' beards (mlm/wlw solditary, my dudes), and the rest of the Cullens are none the wiser

Alice is on the lookout for Bella in every vision while Jasper waits in the shadows, easing Edward's depression when he can

So when Bella finally arrives, Alice is so jealous that Edward gets to meet Bella, but she covers it up by constantly begging him to let her meet Bella so they can become "girl friends"

Eddie is just thrilled to meet someone whose thoughts he can't here, so of course he assume it's love!

And Bi Bella still finds him pretty

But all that changes when she actually makes eye contact with Alice Cullen for the first time and her heart stops

Edward is suddenly so confused why his girlfriend is spending so much more time with Alice - and why Alice is avoiding him so drastically when she hangs out with Bella

Suddenly, he's going to Jasper for comfort working through his feelings

And over time it's suddenly easier to talk to Jasper than Bella

After all, Jasper understands him emotions - and definitely knows a thing or two about regret over past actions - and he actually helps Edward works through his complicated depressive feelings

Except then Eddie is realizing that his complicated feelings have gotten more complicated about Jasper

It takes some time and some advice from a surprisingly forward-thinking Carlisle and caring Esme

(Carlisle has lived centuries - of course he's cared for patients of all sexualities and values people based on who they are and not who they make googly eyes at)

(And Esme is just Esme - how could she not accept him???)

Edward assumes that the biggest hurdle for this will be Bella, and so he works up a lot of courage to go to her house and tell her...

...only to find her making out with Alice.

Which makes a lot more sense now that he thinks about it

(seriously, if he didn't have that mind-reading ability, Eddie would be terrible at reading people and you can't tell me otherwise)

Anyway, long story short, Alice and Jasper come clean about their "love affair" which everyone takes surprisingly well

The End!

Oh, wait!

In this version, Alice definitely chooses to make Bella a vampire after James goes after her because Bella wants it and Alice actively respects her choices (after a few days on the run and intense deliberation of course)

And then the gals take down their former stalker vampire-style and wind up with a much better ending

(Charlie cries at their wedding so much - he's always loved Alice dearly so how could he not adore her as her father-in-law?)

Best thing yet, no Resume! Just vampire shenanigans for the rest of the series (anyone want a "take down the Volturi properly" plot???)

The End! :)

[qqueenofhades]

20+ Books That You (Might Actually Want) To Read During Pride Month!

Right, so. I got annoyed after seeing the list referenced in this post last night, told myself that my books are all packed up so I couldn’t do anything about it, and lasted all of a whopping 10 minutes before picking up my phone and attempting to make my own list instead. Behold, my from-memory attempt to present 20 books with strong LGBTQ plots, characters, and/or authors, that DON’T just rely on Suffering and Identity Politics and are... you know... fun.

Listed in alphabetical order by title. Links take you to Bookshop.org, where you can buy them from your local independent bookstore at a discount and NOT from the evil empire.

1. A Master of Djinn – P. Djeli Clark * author of color * steampunk Cairo in 1912 * djinn! magic! murder mystery! * butch Arab lesbian main character * devout hijabi Muslim badass assistant * anticolonial alternate history

2. An Accident of Stars – Foz Meadows (Sequel: A Tyranny of Queens) * trans author * bi, pan, trans, aro representation * racially diverse characters * all female POV characters * high-fantasy world adventures

3. Boyfriend Material – Alexis Hall * queer author * look I love this book SO MUCH and have absolutely screamed about it before but also I LOVE IT SO MUCH * contemporary M/M fake dating in modern London, complete with full cast of disaster found-family queer friends * it is. fucking. HILARIOUS. I almost died the first time reading it * there is a sequel called HUSBAND MATERIAL scheduled to be released in 2022; I am a normal amount of excited for this book

4. Gideon the Ninth – Tamsyn Muir (Sequel: Harrow the Ninth) * the book cover says “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted palace in space!” * that is exactly what you get * slow-burn enemies-to-lovers F/F main romance * I cannot describe this book, it is dark, genre-bendy, science fiction-y, Hunger-Games-with-lesbian-necromancers-in space? Kinda? I have literally never read anything like it * also fucking HILARIOUS

5. One Last Stop – Casey McQuiston * queer author (who wrote Red White and Royal Blue) * bisexual fat girl from the South/lesbian-daughter-of-Chinese immigrants from the 1970s-riot-grrl main romance * time traveling mystery involving the Q train in Brooklyn (mentions Brighton Beach ahem) * magical realism * many more found-family chaotic queers including a trans Latino psychic and a Black accountant by day/drag queen by night and the mean little gay disaster who has a hopeless crush on them

6. Parasol Protectorate (series) – Gail Carriger * this is one of my favorite series, and there are five books: Soulless, Changeless, Blameless, Heartless, and Timeless * steampunk vampires/werewolves late Victorian London, like Jane Austen crossed with P.G. Wodehouse (they are all fucking hilarious) * pretty much everyone is queer; we got your flamboyantly camp gay vampires (Lord Akeldama ftw!) We got your gay werewolves! We got your lesbian French inventors! We got your big disaster idiot werewolf main male love interest! We got your crazy adventures! You name it we got it! * two spin-off novellas: Romancing the Werewolf (M/M) and Romancing the Inventor (F/F) * she has a ton more books in this same universe and writes sexy queer supernatural romance as G.L. Carriger

7. Plain Bad Heroines – Emily M. Danforth * queer author * historical horror-comedy set between a haunted girls’ school in early-1900s New England and in the modern day * all sapphic female main characters * plays with style/form/voice, a story within a story within a story

8. Red White and Royal Blue – Casey McQuiston * you’ve probably heard of it but here I am reccing it again * the biracial son of the first female POTUS falls in love with the Prince of England; shenanigans absolutely ensue * yes, the British monarchy still absolutely sucks a big fat dick * hilarious, heartfelt, reads like fanfic, just go get it, it will change your life

9. Rosaline Palmer Takes The Cake – Alexis Hall * same author as Boyfriend Material, this is his newest * bisexual female protagonist * absolutely perfect satire of The Great British Bake Off (you can tell this man has watched EVERY SINGLE SERIES and all of the holiday specials) * sweet and surprisingly thoughtful

10. Starless – Jacqueline Carey * genderqueer/transmasculine main character of color * almost all main characters are brown people! * lush Middle Eastern/India-inspired fantasy world * gods, prophecies, monsters * the best Oh God Why Me I Am A Horrible Mentor wise-old-mentor

11. The Future of Another Timeline – Annalee Newitz * nonbinary (they/them) author * time travel but make it The Handmaid’s Tale * will probably make your head explode * feminist, queer, subversive * diverse characters

12. The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue – Mackenzi Lee * queer author * technically YA but historical/magical adventure set in the 1700s * bisexual disaster main protagonist and love interest of color * (mis)adventures across Europe * has a sequel (see below) with the badass asexual sister of the protagonist

13. The Hate Project – Kris Ripper * nonbinary/genderqueer author * M/M enemies to lovers/sex with no strings attached (spoiler alert: strings attached) * HECKING HILARIOUS * sweet, escapist, and very low stakes * diverse characters, including fat protagonist with realistic anxiety disorder

14. The Lady's Guide to Petticoats and Piracy – Mackenzi Lee * PIRATES, obviously * sequel to Gentleman’s Guide * asexual female protagonist * strong queerplatonic f/f friendship * more historical/magical 18th century adventures

15. The Last Rune (series) – Mark Anthony * Imma be real with you chief, I haven’t read this series since I was a clueless teenager with no idea why I liked Gay Stuff so much, so if it does turn out to suck now, don’t throw rotten veggies at me * but especially since it was written in the NINETIES, this series was hella progressive?! * gay characters, disabled characters, characters of color, all playing significant and heroic roles in six-book epic fantasy cycle * people from Earth end up in high-fantasy world of Eldh * endgame M/M romance for the main character * books out of print, I think, but you can find them cheap somewhere like AbeBooks; first one (Beyond the Pale) linked above

16. The Library of the Unwritten – A.J. Hackwith * queer author * heaven-hell-Valhalla supernatural adventures * The Good Place x Good Omens x Lucifer x The Librarians * Pansexual Black badass female heroine * Queer found families * The Sassiest TM Bisexual Villain Turned Reluctant Hero (is he my favorite? Why on earth would you think that.)

17. The Priory of the Orange Tree – Samantha Shannon * epic doorstopper science fiction/historical fantasy set in a vaguely 16th-century world * main F/F romance between a queen and her sorceress bodyguard * sassy old gay alchemist whose backstory will give you Feelings * so many strong women and characters of color * no homophobia! marriage is fully gender-neutral, spouses are called “companions”

18. The Song of Achilles – Madeline Miller * likewise one you have probably heard of but still * a little light on the myth/historical part imho, but the writing is beautiful and will give you many feelings * M/M romance between Achilles and Patroclus  * reimagining of The Iliad (her other book Circe is also really good)

19 The Stars are Legion – Kameron Hurley * all-female apocalyptic space opera * messy messy antiheroines * grimdark war fantasy * queer sci-fi drama

20. Witchmark – C.L. Polk * author of color * M/M romance * main character is a veteran and a doctor dealing with his own hidden magic and repressed war trauma * gaslamp fantasy set in a world reminiscent of post-WWI England * strong sibling relationship

[queerquaintrelle]

“Lestat is bi,” I say into a microphone.

The biphobes and media illiterates boo.

“They’re right,” come a soothing French voice and an astute writerly voice.

The voices in question are Anne Rice and Lestat de Lioncourt himself.

[jennrypan]

In honor of the Monster High resurrection, gonna make some headcanons!

(Theyd all be around college age though cept foor Howleen, Twyla etc)

Clawd:

- Absolutely has a crush on Deuce. Hes a bisexual disaster, save him.

- He can pick up all of his friends and sometimes..its not a good thing cuz when hes angry..his first instinct is to throw them and no one likes being thrown-

- Hes immortal along with the rest of the wolves cuz its wack that vampires are the only immortal ones. They stop aging at around 30 at least. The Wolfes arent as old as Draculara though.

- Draculara only baby sat Howleen, she needed some money, Claudia was at College, Clawdeen had school and Clawd has after school practice so there she is! Clawd had an instant crush on her cuz shes just really pretty.

- Realized he was bi when it came to Rumulus.

- When he dated Cleo he tried to be romantic but they were too busy and he refused to just let her order him around and when she was rude he'd point it out (This was before Cleo turned nicer ofc) and they argued a lot, cuz they both have tempers but Clawds nicer. She did have a crush on him and he liked her too but that faded ..quickly. He doesnt hate her but hes indifferent to her

- Favorite color is pink and gold cuz I said so-

- his hair is naturally curly (Like Howleens orange hair) cuz..it sucks that they gave him Chad hair instead of somethin like Howleens original hair style (has it in locks)

- He is the second oldest and he lives by himself (not a headcanon a fact but i wanna say it) hes 19

- He absolutely was annoyed with Clawdeen poking her nose in his business a few times..and during Dracularas birthday he hated how his gifts werent..good enough to their standards.

- He still hates Valentine to this day and its On Sight if he sees him again-

- Still growls at Toralei when she comes around cuz..that whole thing was her fault.

- He strong af. Absolutely could have and wouldve bench pressed those two normie dudes cuz they were j e r k s.

HEATH

- He realized he was bi during this scene specifically-

Cuz Clawd had NO reason to be that close and Heath just went "O OH WAIT-"

- Heath always tries to find excuses to give Abby his jacket

- He has a whole list of ice puns just for Abby- she laughed at one of them and he just about died on the spot

- Has kissed Deuce at least once, it was a game of truth or dare and it double confirmed he was bi

- He wasnt quiet about this either and just ran around the halls with bi colors "GUESS WHAT, HEATHSTER IS NOT JUST A HIT WITH THE GHOULS BUT THE GENTS TOO!" 👈👈 and everyone accepted that but also..they told him to stop screaming-

- During the halloween movie (Ghouls Rule??) He was super worried about Jackson and constantly made sure he was okay by slipping him notes..ofc the note said 'U good?' But its the thought that counts

- No thoughts head empty only shenanigans (Clawd and Manny absolutely agree with this)

MANNY

- Everyone grabs his nose ring a lot- sometimes he just covers his nose (Not out of fear but he hates leaning down like that) but doing that..makes him look ridiculous and less threatening so-

- He had a crush on Iris for a while and could only show it but holding her books for her or helping her with reaching things but he couldnt say a full sentence to her without freaking out, Clawd and Deuce tried to help him but..theyre also kinda clueless so that just ended up with him embarrassing himself

- Iris confessed first..as she had a crush on him too and finally got the confidence to tell him after she had a talk with Cupid and Manny was over the moon

JACKSON

- Has a thing for goth girls but we been knew

- Youd think he has the brain cell of the group but nah, hes a dumbass too but hes a smart dumbass and he can bullshit better than the guys

- Clawd and Deuce are always trying to get him to work out with them and he just about dies, cuz he has good leg strength but his arms are like noodles compared to theirs

- He likes Neighton (Unicorn horse dude) he thinks hes really pretty and absolutely gushed about him with Frankie..before he realized thats not what you do when you wanna be friends with someone- (Cupid made him realize it was a crush)

- Frankie will always be his number one though, but he knows relationships are something you explore with, you dont just have to have one crush

- Might be poly but he doesnt know yet, hed like to try it out

HOLT

- Only hes allowed to use 'Frankie Fine' Heath tried to use it but he just kicked him in the shin

- Holt runs around a lot so he has some strong ass legs-

- he and Heath toast marshmellows on each others heads

- He and Heath are basically "Prepare for trouble, and make it double!"

- Has a silly nickname for most people

Heath: Heatie Heat

Clawd: Howler

Deuce: Stonebro

Neighton: Zombabe

DEUCE

- Enjoys talking to Rochelle as he doesnt have to use his shades

- Hates when people ask him about the greek stories..he refuses to explain cuz its not his problem

- Has kissed Heath and Clawd

- Hes a lot of peoples bisexual awakening or females just have crushes on him a lot cuz hes easy going and cmon. Hes handsome as hell.

- He and Clawd are Chaotic together but he makes sure Clawd doesnt get himself in trouble..someone has to have the braincell and it aint Clawd. Even though..Deuce loves watching shenanigans

- Makes sure Cleos nicer and he gives her little gold and silver stickers when she does something nice (She has the stickers on a notebook but shhh no one knows...cept Deuce but he'll act like he doesnt)

- He hates how Cleo listens to her dad a lot and tries to help her see hes just a big ole doucher

- Was the one to introduce Seth (Pharaoh) to the guys, cuz hed definitely start going to Monster High after Boo York

- Clawd, Cleo and Heath have named his snakes..how they remembered which ones he doesnt know but he finds it cute. The snakes know their names too-

GIL

- His parents are basically Karens and he hates it.

- At 18, he started to rebel with the help of Deuce, Clawd and Lagoona and he tried to get out of his shell more..which took a lot of doing..as he was scared hes gonna hurt himself

- He thinks he can skate..he cant but he tries and thats all that matters-

- Basically a sheltered rich boy- he has no concept of prices

- sometimes he gets soo wrapped up in cheering Lagoona on he forgets hes in the same swim competition and he needs to actually do something-

- For a long time Heath thought he couldnt breath without his helmet on so as a prank Gil pretended to break it and act as if he couldnt breath and Heath almost cried-

- Another one that gets forced to work out with the guys and he just about died

(He felt bad immediately after and apologized-)

Ok this got long but like- thats all i got for now !

[ashenpages]

Current Projects & Emoji Voting Key

Quick disclaimer: I’m a romance writer in all aspects of the term, so most of my works will contain mature content. Engage at your own risk, you know the rules, you’re responsible for curating your own experience of the internet, blah blah blah.

This post serves as a current mock up of fic ideas I’m either actively working on or considering working on next. You can drop me an ask about any of them, or just vote via the emoji combo I’ve assigned them.

Voting lets me know you’re excited about an idea and makes it more likely I’ll actually work on it. You can vote anytime, there’re no deadlines or winner announcements, just me gauging your interest by what I see in my ask box most often.

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- Lupin: 🤑🤠💍  These are all oneshot ideas, between 5-15K each. If you want to vote for a specific idea, send me the emojis and the number of the idea.

Born from the idea that Goemon and Zenigata probably couldn’t be an item, my brain decided to come up with how I could write for them. Goemon’s teaching an ikebana class as part of his training, and Zenigata shows up as a student on forced recreational leave for his health from the ICPO. Zenigata wins the samurai’s heart through flowers. But what happens when Lupin and Jigen find out? (Only good sexy things, I promise. These beans are in a healthy polycule--be gay, do crimes) (WIP)

Jigen/Lupin, but it's Jigen deciding to seduce Lupin while wearing his own Lupin disguise. The thief is waaaaay too into it, and some artistry is taken with the sex so that they don't mess up the disguise too much during their encoutner.

Jigen/Zenigata/Lupin where Jigen has some fantasices about Zenigata, but is pretty sure they'll never happen. Tells Lupin about them. Suddenly the fantasies are coming true, in the middle of a heist, and Jigen doesn't what to do except get swept up in the moment and enjoy. Plot twist, it's Lupin dressed up as Zenigata granting all his gunman's dreams. Plot twist again, Zenigata catches them at it.

Zenigata/Lupin, where Lupin keeps doing good things in illegal ways and Pops has to find a way to punish him for it. Good thing for Pops Lupin's a masochist?

Trans!Lupin and Trans!Jigen premise: Jigen cares for Lupin after the master thief has top surgery, since Jigen has Been There and Done That. Caring, sweet, and a little sexy. Lupin is a much better patient than Jigen.

The one time Zenigata caught Lupin in an alley and kissed him and it was Jigen in disguise. Things get sexy anyway, and Zenigata has crushes on two thieves now. Lupin and Jigen "kidnap" him later for an evening of taking care of their inspector.

The background plot of Jigen's Gravestone where we see Jigen think he's done for and try to leave Lupin. Our thief has none of it, and we get to relish in the inherent eroticism of Lupin sitting in sniper fire, knowing Jigen's got his back. This is the moment I think Jigen finally believes he can be with Lupin forever.

I love the idea of something longer and more plot driven like a Lupin special where Lupin ends up in hot water and Jigen and Fujiko have to work together to save him. Jigen and Fujiko have such an interesting relationship. They're both partners of Lupin, they don't really like each other, they constantly screw the other over, but when it really matters they take care of each other. I'd like to see that highlighted a little more and also give them space to call each other out and bicker. Nothing sexy between them, but maybe a really interesting threesome with Lupin and Fujiko in a strap on once they save their boy.

- Sonic Vampire Novelist Coffee Shop AU: 📚☕💐

Shadow is an immortal vampire who has seen the world change for the worse too many times. These days it feels like he only lives for his coffee dates with Rouge, another immortal who loves each new era they encounter, warts and all. He has to admit that the book series she got him into speaks to him, at least. If someone in this era can understand him without meeting him, it can’t all be bad. But he hardly expected the goofy blue barista at the new coffee place to understand him the way those books do.

This is a novel length romcom romp with some big feelings about what it means to watch as things change, grow, and die. Expect lots of Big gothic feelings from this one, emotionally charged kissing, and overly-adoring sex. But also expect shenanigans from everyone in the coffee shop, which include Rouge, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, and more.

- Sonic Blazamy, "Like the Sun": 💖🌸💎

Amy Rose has been in love with Sonic for a while.

Or has she?

When the Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver are trapped as the fuel sources for Doctor Eggman’s newest evil scheme, Amy teams up with Blaze, Rouge, and Cream to save them. With Sonic out of the picture and Amy fulfilling his role, was she ever really in love with him? Or did she just want to be like him?

This is a novel length epic romance with lots of competent women and lots of romantic Blazamy content. Expect flowery hopes and dreams, badass self-actualization, and glancing hand touches that give way to cuddly and sweet sex.

- Persona 5: 🗡🍛☕

After bringing down the Metaverse twice, Ryuji didn’t think graduating high school and figuring out what to do with his life would be so hard. Akira’s back in town, and the gang’s more-or-less all in Tokyo, but everyone else seems to have a plan while Ryuji just floats. How’s he supposed to change the world when he’s not a phantom thief anymore?

This is a novel length fic that addresses how powerless one can feel being just one person in the face of all the corrupted systems and bigotry the world has to offer. It’s about holding on to what you believe in, working through the doubt, and fighting your way to a better tomorrow with the power you do have. The whole gang is queer, featured relationships being Mako x Ann, Ryuji x Akira, Futaba & Yusuke as platonic life partners. Akira is polyamorous and omnisexual, Futaba’s asexual and aromantic while Yusuke is demisexual and very romantic, Makoto’s a lesbian, Ann and Ryuji are bi, and Haru’s pansexual, demisexual, and aromantic. They’re one giant band of queer Phantom Thieves, and even if they’re not really doing the Metaverse thing anymore, they’re still gonna save the world!

Also, I’m gonna make Makoto not a cop. That super didn’t age well. Zenkichi and his boss can work on making them better/abolishing them for other better organizations.

- Hades Game: ❤️‍🔥💀

Oneshot. I just really need to elaborate on the threesome you can have with them in-game, okay? Healthy and canon poly relationships are so few and far between, so often I have to do a ton of groundwork to explain why it’s working in the fic, but NOT WITH THESE KIDS!

Get ready for Meg helping Zag and Than be better at expressing their feelings, lots of kissing, and probably pegging.

- Castlevania Animation Trevor/Sypha/Alucard: 🧛🏰🛌

Castlevania gave Alucard a threesome last season, and I just really need S4 to give me him being taken care of by his partners. They’re probably not going to give it to me, so I’ll need to do it myself. This is just an everybody loves Alucard oneshot, with the gang’s signature banter (to an extent), Sypha being sexy, and Trever being remarkably sincere. This fic is gonna feel like that Ann Hathaway picture with Trevor kissing Alucard and Sypha holding the end of Trevor’s whip while she leans her head on Alucard’s shoulder adoringly.

- Devil May Cry Nico/Lady/Trish: 💋✨😈

Nico’s gay, okay? Like really, really gay. And Lady’s bi and not into men who make her pay bills, but very into women who make amazing guns for her and demonesses with hearts who fight by her side. Trish is ace, but loves people and is pretty attached to Lady at this point. Plus it’s cute when Lady blushes and says nice things like they’re insults. I don’t have super solid ideas for them yet, and I envision these more like a polycule where Lady’s with Nico and with Trish but they’re not with each other more than seeing it as a threesome, but who knows what might happen. This is probably 1-2 oneshots depending on ideas, but might turn into a series of oneshots if people are interested (or I can’t control myself and inspiration strikes).

- Post FMA:B Blind Roy & No Alchemy Ed: 👀👑🙏

This is actually an old novel-length fic I wrote ages ago and didn’t post that didn’t turn out well because I was new to writing sex when I first wrote it. The plot is good, and is all about Roy learning to work with his blindness to reclaim his ambition of being Fuhrer and changing the system to something that actually cares for its people. He and Ed reconnect, fall into bed, and both set about working through their respective traumas about being “useless” having lost their sight/alchemy. They go to Xing as an ambassadorial party to offer Amestris’s collaboration on Al and May’s Alkahestry experiments--and uncover a plot that might threaten both kingdoms.

- Age of Calamity continuity Mipha x Revali: 🦚🐟💘

The first time Revali noticed Mipha, it was in the heat of battle. She stole his mark, taking them down with a flurry of quick blows from her spear. Violence rained from her like water--and then she healed him on her way to her next battle. No questions, no conditions, just pure kindness. The usual need to measure himself against those around him was quiet in her wake. And Revali couldn’t understand it. But how to get to know more about her? A fish and bird may fall in love, but where would they live?

This fic could be a oneshot or novel length depending on how far down the hole I fall. I need it to cover time, but it could be done in linked vignettes or with actually covering events in detail. I may elect to do a oneshot just to get it done and out of my system faster. So much fic to write, so little time.

Expect trans!Revali, polyamorous Zoras, scary competent Mipha, songbird Revali, love confessions that are made up entirely of berating Link for not loving Mipha the way she wants him to, and breaking these characters a little outside of their assigned roles in BotW and Age of Calamity. Background Link x Zelda, and Urbosa x Zelda’s Mom.

- Epic desert romance about Urbosa and Zelda’s mom: 🏜🏝⚡

I just think Urbosa should kiss women and Zelda’s mom should get more development and maybe a name or something. Also, lightning imagery/metaphors/play.

It also went way over my head that Riju wasn’t Urbosa’s daughter the first time I played BotW, so now I want to write about the Gerudo queen who refused to produce an heir. The Gerudo are fascinating and have a very interesting cutlure, but I think it could be examined from a nonbinary perspective that rejected pregnancy and wanting to find a husband. Not in like a hateful way, but in a way that examines if that’s really right for everyone. There’s that shop in town that sells Voe armor, after all. Maybe finding a husband and having children isn’t something you have to do if you don’t want to. And Urbosa really doesn’t want to.

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom season 2, episode 17-20 thoughts! finishing up season two! the finale is the THIRD 2-PARTER OF SEASON 2. that's so many! I wonder how many season 3 will have?

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-UERGH WHY DOES VLAD HAVE AN AI WITH MADDIE'S FACE ON IT. SOOO CREEPY. AND MORE 'CREATIONS' waiiiit. vlad is Dr. Frankenstein! (despite his ghost design obviously referencing vampires) HE HAS 'CREATIONS' HE MAKES THEN WONT TAKE REAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR!!! this bitch.

-danny was late and his friends immediately start going off about how hes inconsiderate, and has been treating them like sidekicks??? he just overslept, my god. chill. even if he has, be nicer about talking about it with him?? he really can't help that he sometimes has to chase the ghosts, or has a secret identity to protect...

-'what kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course' umm. me as a ghost. next question

-imagine going home and theres a tiny child on your bed claiming to be your cousin. with as many cousins I have, I would probably believe her. but the 'ran away from home' BIT....SHES 12?? SHES SO TINY. I hate that they have her belly out in her ghost form, but I like how her colors are asymmetrical. something about her design...maybe the proportions?? are weird to me...anyway danny was good to feed her, but he shouldve taken her to his parents FIRST. or, tbh, probably jazz. (JAZZ DIDNT EVEN GET TO MEET HER!!! NOOO. I mean she said she'll be BACK BUT STILL)

-ANYWAY. shes voiced by AnnaSophia Robb, the girl who was in because of winn dixie, played as violet from charlie and the chocolate factory, and was the girl from bridge to terrabithia. (the movie that made me cry hysterically when I was 12 and I never watched it again because it Broke Me!) thats super cool.

-vlad sucks: the episode, basically. what's new!! I love how he's like, I'm Not A Villain. *immediately cuts to him torturing danny to make him transform, to get mid-transformation DNA, to perfect a Clone.* *immediately shows that he doesnt give a shit about his new daughter Dani and just wants a ''more perfect clone'' and will put her in danger to get that. will let her DIE to get that*

-Dani is danny's clone and is a girl? transgenderism....one of them has to be trans. or they both are.

-dani just. leaving at the end. WHAT? SHES 12. DONT JUST. NO!!! SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST BORN, A MONTH AGO AT MOST, RIGHT?? SHE NEEDS...SOMEWHERE TO LIVE. MONEY? FOOD?? A FAMILY?? AN EDUCATION???! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LEAVING!!! OKAY BYE I GUESS!!! D: concern!!!

-the next ep opens with skulker chasing a ghost down. ...does skulker count as a ghost hunter in the way valerie and danny do? I mean, sure, he hunts the good guys too, but he. he hunts ghosts...also, we haven't seen his Real Form since his debut episode! tiny...

-the guys in white are back! ngl, I assumed they were a gag for that one episode. you're telling me they might actually be a threat? ok.

-valerie in her lil nasty burger uniform looks so cute!! glad shes not in that mascot uniform this time. I guess she stopped hiding that she's working there now?

-gregor having white hair, dressed in black and white...and green eyes...sam has a Type, I guess.

-danny being unnecessarily hostile about gregor. danny!!! hes been nice so far. he looks a little...tall to be 14, but. danny doesnt know anything about him! (he does Suspect, but...you cant just spy on people and be rude to them from a hunch.) also, gregor kissed her, and when she freaked out, he was like 'oh no!! sorry, we can take it slow! I understand!' which was NICE. I hate jealousy plots still tho.

-altho. umm. tucker, being concerned about danny spying on them??? SAM AND YOU WERE SPYING ON DANNY AND VALERIE A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!!! im not saying its RIGHT, but dont be a hypocrite!!! AND THEN SAM BEING MAD ABOUT IT, TOO.

-DANNY IS A 7 ON THE SCALE OF ECTOPLASMIC POWER!!! out of 10? so I want to know where the other ghosts rank...I mean it's a list from the guys in white, so, it may not even be accurate, like, they havent seen ALL of his powers, have they?

-Lancer being like 'im not cooperating with the FEDS' until they said they could access his tax records. they already did that joke with jack, but like, its still funny. kings of tax evasion.

-tucker's aggressive third-wheeling. but gregor being super into it. gregor/tucker is the real ship here. then gregor kissing danny on both cheeks after hugging him. bi poly king gregor. (he does turn out to be a liar with a phoney accent. unsurprising, BUT THE CONCEPT OF HIM BEING GENUINE AND THEM ALL DATING IS FUN)

-THE...GUYS IN WHITE THINKING GREGOR IS DANNY PHANTOM. LMAOOO. GET HIS ASS. or,, Elliot. lmfao

-sam saying tucker is part of the package because theyre friends was super sweet <3 but also 'part of the package'...polyships are obviously the solution to these dumb jealousy/love triangle plots.

-danny crashed a whole plane. the collateral damage...

-is he....

-you know....

.... (ITS NOT GAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, AND LIE TO A GIRL. RIGHT? he was getting a little too into pretending to enjoy tucker's company, and the above...c'mon, guy.)

-lmao, freakshow is in actual prison. I didn't expect a follow up, or for him to show back up! in the finale of this season, too!

-THE SICK TATTOO GHOST IS NAMED LYDIA!!! more Lore On her. freakshow seemed genuinely concerned about her. also, is she mute? I don't think she talked the first time we saw her, either. and we didn't know freakshow 'envied' ghosts, either, the first time, we just knew he was controlling them. interesting!

-...they literally stole the infinity gauntlet from marvel and called it the reality gauntlet. is that legal. what the fuck. even with the gems in the lil slots, having different powers...they had freakshow in jail, but didnt check his pockets??! hes just still in his lil outfit??? what kind of ...oh, its in amity park. yeah, all of the adults are idiots, okay, sure.

-'freakshow!' 'in the anemic flesh!' dude take some iron pills then. also, sure, the red eyes could be contacts for his aesthetic, but the whites of his eyes are yellow! does he have jaundice?! he severely needs more...like, every kind of vitamin. (this is what im worried about as freakshow attacks danny with giant robots)

-again, goth circus is a sick theme, and I love his goth train.

-oh FUCK every single person saw danny transform. on a stage. including his parents via TV. oh god. the guys in white and immediately like 'youre coming in for experiments!' SCARY. at least the crowd is willing to help him to escape...perks of now being a local celeb! even the kids at school are accepting :) this is what, the third time his family has found out? its always been an alt timeline tho. and danny fully intending to just rewrite things again instead of...I dunno, trying to roll with it this time? hes really worried his family won't accept him, huh...

-'maybe our son IS THE GHOST BOY, but its not as if our family's ghostly activities have EVER PUT YOUR FAMILIES IN DANGER' maddie. mmmmmmmmmmmm. okay.

-danny 100% prepared to run away from home because of this :( oh :( and saying his parents are 'looking for him, or a scalpel to dissect him with' ouch...

-THE GUYS IN WHITE TRYING TO ARREST A 14 YEAR OLD. fuck da feds.

-side note (another one about voice actors...) freakshow's voice actor, Jon Cryer, was lex luthor in pretty much every DC tv show, which is why I recognized his voice, because my dad loves those shows so I've seen a good bit of them without seeking them out...)

-the old man saying 'hey, i still had minutes left!' and danny saying 'you gotta watch those roaming charges!' about danny destroying the people in the diner's phones so no one could report seeing him...would kids today understand these things. can you even BUY minutes anymore...I remember my first phone being a flip phone, and the fact I always had minutes when my sister ran out super fast, because I didnt have friends calling or texting me like she did...:/

-the fentons being genuinely like 'why didnt danny trust us and tell us this, we love him :(' and JAZZ LAYING INTO THEM WITH THE 'DISSECTION/MOLECULE BY MOLECULE' LINES. LITERALLLLY. they need to apologize

-technically, lydias stronger than you! -jazz lesbianism moments! when did you even learn her name!!! but also get freakshows ass. lydia is also cooler looking. looove her design sm still.

-jazz psychoanalyzing freakshow... (also, her also having ghost envy? au where jazz is a ghost!! id like to see it)

-im glad the kids still got to go to their respective vacation things, even if they cant really stick around and enjoy them much...

-furry: confirmed. (also tucker calling her hot. tucker is a furry confirmed)

-danny being mad someone at the comic con is selling comics of him without permission, lmfao. give him his royalties!

-freakshow > thanos because hes a drama clown and does use his gauntlet to be FLASHY AND DRAMATIC.

-jazz's 'USE PYSCOLOGY' to danny about freakshow LMAOO. AND THEN IT WORKING. but, oh, freakshow's ghost form sucks. I like him as a clown better tbh. good thing danny took away his ghost powers!

-his parents hugging him and saying theyre proud :"( and saying 'of course you lied to us, we never gave you a reason not to!' and saying they were in the wrong basically for always talking about hurting ghosts aaaa :""(

-then he WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AGAIN!!! FUCK. I can understand him wiping the goverments/student bodies' memories, but why his parents?? they were being accepting!! ARGHHH. season 3 couldve been them all trying to adjust to them knowing!

-I know, on a meta level the showrunners probably wanted to just reset things to the status quo of him having a secret identity. But. We've been doing that for (2) seasons, I'd love if season 3 could be like, his parents adjusting to this and trying way harder to learn more and accept it (and the shenanigans that could come from that) and for fun, if he didn't wipe the students memories, it could be him being popular for a while, then everyone slowly realizing, oh, he's still Danny. Like. he might have ghost powers but hes Just The Same Guy instead of putting him on a pedestal (and seeing them all try and help him hide it from the giw/people who don't know!!)

-fuck they didn't even explain WHY he wiped everyone except sam, tucker and jazz's memories. he just Did It right when his parents were saying they loved/accepted him!! and sam and tucker didnt question it at all!!! HELLO??? very annoyed about this turn of events.

-anyway. onto season 3! I know its shorter than the first two seasons, and is the last season... I might just do it in 2 bursts if I can... :3c depends on the episodes' content and how much I want to say about each!

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general roleplay style and preferences.

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types of roleplay / how i do threads

i don't | i just do whatever is on my dash when i'm online | mainly asks | i do little short things mostly | i do my threads on discord | long running threads that slowly build upon the muses.

plotting preferences

wing it | get a general idea ooc and then run with it and plot further if need be | long expansive thought out story arcs.

type of threads i do / prefer

one-liners only | whatever dash shenanigans i'm online for | para or mulit para | literal novels.

reply speed for threads, consistency and keeping threads.

i lose threads all the time and don't usually get back to them | i tend to lose threads but please tell me if i have and i'll reply | i drop threads pretty easily | i'm really slow but i will get back to you | i reply on a schedule / queue ( specify if you'd like ) | i usually reply within a week | i reply every day | i reply almost instantly.

romantic or sexual ships

i don't do these ships ( specify reason if you would like ) | i'm not against them happening but it is not the main point of my blog | ships will have to be super slow burn and discussed a lot ooc, super chemistry based ( specify reason if you'd like ) | i love doing ships, hmu i probably already ship it just ask | i ship really quickly | i autoship or ship within a few interactions | i mainly rp for the cute ship fluff or angst, smut.

smut

i do not do smut at all ( specify reason if you'd like ) | i'm very selective about it | i only do it on a separate ( blog / discord / specify here ) | i mainly only do asks relating to nsfw headcanons on sundays | i write it a medium amount | i write it all the time and love to | i am comfortable with foreplay and fade-to-blacks but nothing further.

active hours

mornings 8-10 | midday 11-1 | afternoon 2-5 | evenings 6-8 | night 9-12 | ungodly hours of the day 1-onwards.

activity schedule

super slow and sporadic, like once a month or so | slow and sporadic week long gaps between activity | bi-weeklyish activity | weekly activity | daily activity | i'm online nearly all the time.

starters

i don't do starter calls | i want to do starter calls but often don't have time | i do selective calls | i don't do calls, but always feel free to ask me for one ! | i do starter calls rarely / regularly / often. ( if ur seeing this and liked for a starter. u havent been forgotten. they are coming just like...uh winter or whatever the saying from that show is)

aus

i don't do aus | my blog is an au but outside of that i don't do them | i sometimes do them but only with a lot of plotting | i have a couple of aus already feel free to request them ! | i have aus coming out of my ears please interact with them ! | i love making aus hmu to plot if you think of one | there are some aus i won't do.

crossovers

i don't do crossovers | i'm selective with crossovers | i love crossovers ! ( IF i dont know a fandom, we are gonna have to chat or smth, or you can link me to a wiki page or even a random recap or something. I will make it work. )

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[straightbaittournament]

only the option with the least votes will be eliminated! the rest go on to round 3. propaganda under the cut (and more always welcome!):

the option with the least votes will be eliminated. propaganda under the cut (and more always welcome!):

kit herondale and livvy blackthorn:

They were literally straight bait. So Kit, Livvy and Livvy’s twin brother Ty were a trio with their own side plots in TDA. And well. We literally meet Kit when Ty breaks into his house and puts a knife to his throat and Kit gets distracted by Ty’s eyes. Then later Kit and Livvy have a few moments and kiss once. Then Livvy dies. There are some necromancy shenanigans. Kit confesses his love to Ty then immediately flees the country. Like Kit/Ty was clearly endgame from the start but Livvy and Kit just made out once.

peggy carter and daniel sousa:

She’s the best secret agent, he’s a hot as hell disabled war vet They get together, but also don’t because apparently Steve Rogers is a homewrecker Peggy moved on after losing Steve, got together with the amazing Daniel Sousa, and then got broken up because the Russos didn’t want Steve to be seen as being gay for Bucky

nina zenik and matthias helvar:

[MAJOR SPOILER] If they were truly straight Matthias wouldn’t have died (submitter also stated that nina is canonically bi/pan)

buffy summers and spike:

Buffy's a vampire slayer and Spike's a vampire. Enemies to Lovers. Absolutely not intended by creators, creators treated it like a joke at first, then some of the writers/producers actively hated it even throughout their canon relationship, they don't technically get together in the end, also he dies (kind of. he's brought back in another show. and the comics. it's complicated). Very queercoded relationship despite being m/f - desire, euphoria, shame, slowburn, keeping it a secret, doesn't think anyone else will understand or accept them, wanting to change for the better.

himmel and frieren:

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jean-luc picard and beverly crusher:

They have a number of romantic moments throughout the TNG series from arguably the first but DEFINITELY the second episode. but they only get together (briefly before divorcing) in an alternate timeline episode which is also the season finale. Also they have a kid together in Picard but are still not allowed to be together She was married to his best friend and he was in love with her but wouldn’t say anything because he wouldn’t want to damage his bestie’s marriage and then his friend died and they met again years later and shared a lot of romantic and sexual tension for years. He openly admitted (under mind reading) that he had loved her since his bestie was alive but felt he couldn’t act on it. In an alternate future they got married. In the canon future they got together and broke up repeatedly because trauma makes relationships hard sometimes and they have a kid together who is named after the aforementioned bestie. An episode forcing them to share thoughts makes him openly admit that he loves her and has loved her for years even when she was married to his best friend.

tyler rake and nik khan:

They’re very close, have lots of chemistry, but have never been acknowledged in canon. At this point they are just work friends who save each others’ lives on the regular.

keiichi maebara and rena ryugu:

Fluffy harem romcom twists into yandere horror, but then twists again into a story of friendship triumphing over everything. Really holds for any pairing with Keiichi, but the rooftop battle in part 6 is just too good. A recent manga spinoff has them married to total randos, so their respective sons can have the same kind of relationship.

naoko takahashi and shouta oohara:

this “show” is a 2 episode hentai so I can understand if this doesn’t get in the brackets lol (I would not recommend watching this hentai for the sex scenes, I just remember reading about Oohara getting cucked for a girl and thinking that I had to see this) So, it starts off with Takahashi being in love with Oohara and they do have ghost sex in the first part of the episode 1 but what happens is that even though they have the opportunity to be together as ghosts, Takahashi pretty much IMMEDIATELY forgets about Oohara because she becomes completely infatuated with this ghost girl named Sakurako to the point where even when Oohara turns into a tiny penis in episode 2 but Takahashi doesn’t give a fuck

good luck everyone! now go vote!