#just do not

[zorciarkrildrush]

Oh you're studying Hebrew? Are you using Jewolingo?

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

WHO is reading my 2013 fic. Get out of there. Oh my god.

[rightintheghoulies]

PHWOOAARRR look at that!!!!

Dunno what that bitch in his underwear is doing tho- GET THE FUN OFF MY PINTEREST

[afniel]

I cannot make this any clearer:

If I don't know you and you send me a message begging for money/reblogs/anything, I am reporting that message as spam and blocking you. I'm not here for that, and as a total stranger that is not an acceptable use of my ask box.

[salomeslashes]

I just thought of a whump concept so sacrilegious that I will probably be going straight to hell without even putting pen to paper.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night)

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[ekko-idk]

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language