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ivory-line · 5 months

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standing on the balcony in the direct path of 3 separate tornadoes with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other like

#just midwestern things

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graveforth · 3 months

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girl i love the way you drove directly into that enormous pothole

#peas ahoy #just midwestern things

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ouroborosreilig · 5 days

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chilchumps that have very different vibes

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #my art #gun tw #note for first one: i forgot how small he is so that would be something like a bb gun probably #also was just looking at midwestern gothic things and That Happened #second one: mostly just intended to practice color combos and such #ok i am done

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hellenhighwater · 1 month

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wait, you're a lawyer? for real?

I got an associates in stage tech, a double BFA in Graphic Design and 3D Design, and then went to law school on full academic scholarship, booked twelve classes, fell asleep during the Bar Exam three times (but passed with flying colors before the curve), and the motion for my admission to practice (put forward by my brother, also a lawyer), started, "My sister has many issues, but the one before the Court today is that of her admission to the State Bar of Michigan."

And somehow yes, they do let me practice law.

#i try to to brag about myself because that is a midwestern seven deadly sin #but i will be honest: i am excellent at school. I could get a degree in anything #even things i would be genuinely terrible at #because im just really good at school.#it is not a useful skillset post graduation.#anyway my brother and i were in law school with an overlap of about a year and a half and our peers fucking hated it #because he went through and booked a ton of classes #breaking the curve kind of a lot #and just when they thought they were rid of him and the curve could go back to normal: here i come with the same bullshit #also to be clear the Bar is two full days . i didn't fall asleep three times in like a one hour test.#.... although i have also done that.

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starry-bi-sky · 8 months

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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

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radishprincesss · 3 months

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tell me i’m good please tell me im pretty

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mooneysometimes · 3 months

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lil-b1mb0 · 2 months

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🌊 ⊹₊ ⋆ 🌊 ⊹₊ ⋆ 🌊 ⊹₊ ⋆ 🌊 ⊹₊ ⋆

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milf-semen-666 · 2 months

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The slightly unsettling vibe I bring to the function

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pollenallergie · 2 years

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You cannot tell me that, even at fucking 17-19 years old, Steve Harrington isn’t a Midwestern dad to his core. Like you can’t tell me he doesn’t use Midwestern dad-isms because he absolutely, 100% does. I’m talking about saying “ope” when he accidentally runs into someone/something, I’m talking about saying “yello” when he answers the phone, I’m talking about him twirling his keys around on his pointer finger and asking Dustin if he’s “ready to rock and roll?” before they leave to go anywhere together.

#the fact that his default stance is resting his hands on his hips and cocking one hip to the side says it all #even the way he chews gum is so midwestern dad coded #like that man was just born to be a dad #i bet he actually got along so well with nancy’s dad #no one likes ted but steve at least gets along with him #and ted probably fucking looooved steve #definitely called him either son or pal #or both #steve harrington #steve harrington thoughts #dad!steve harrington #stranger things #pol’s greatest hits

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allmypeachesareruin3d · 5 months

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