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novastellavox · 4 months

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You know what I hate most about online advertisements?

To be able to use the internet, you pay money.

Either for Wifi or for Data.

So what that means is:

If advertisements take up 60% of the website and take 100% more data to load, since "haha! VIDEO ADVERTISEMENTS on youtube and all other websites!!"

You PAY TO WATCH ADVERTISEMENTS FOR PRODUCTS YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING BUY!!!

I hate ads SO FUCKING MUCH. Ads are parasites. Ads are the pest of humanity. If anyone's gonna add an adblocker-blocker to their site, I would absolutely study Computer science and become a hacker just to take down the fucking adblock-blocker. And no! THERE IS NO 'Reasonable amount of advertisements' THE REASONABLE AMOUNT IS ZERO. NADA! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I am so fucking done with it

#fuck ads #fuck this #fuck everything #i hate it so much #you don't understand #how fucking much I hate ads #rant post #kill all ads #Advertisement genocide please

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universerepeating · 7 months

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Serial killer home

#kill all ads

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gogoakechi · 1 year

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#keep hearing all this new shit spotify is adding and it makes me wanna start killing #personal #spotify #edit: @ people asking about videos #at least on mobile itll play the music videos to popular songs and is also rolling out video podcasts #havent looked at them myself but got damm there are ads for it

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mbrainspaz · 1 year

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Aaaah shoot. Got the wayfair jingle stuck in my head.

#adhd #kill all ads #graphic designer problems

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sirspeep · 6 months

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#love me a man who asks for permission before committing murder most foul #all the dialogue options were excellent (and by that i mean deranged)#normal bonding activity -> i let you kill a guy thats hunting you & we make fun of him #bg3 #astarion #(the tags in the second pic were added to the original post as images by keldabe-kriff and deskgirl respectively btw)#siv speaks

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annqer · 3 months

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Penacony welcomes you!! Only now for the low low price of your soul, you too can spend your life in the land of dreams!!

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wriochilde · 5 months

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a redraw of something from 2020

the original version + the 2022 version

#sigh. no i am not a dsmp fan anymore this is just a redraw #my art #dsmp #c!tommy #c!techno #bedrock bros #ANYWAYS. time to get sentimental #i almost didnt want to post this because of that weird shame i have from enjoying this...specific piece of media #but i cant help but be appreciative to the series that kept me from killing myself lol #it felt so weird drawing tommy without all my post revival headcanons and i had to stop myself from adding all the white streaks in his hai #i never draw techno so this was tough #CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY AUUUGGGHHG

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royalarchivist · 6 months

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Pac: So, Bad. I have a question for you: have you ever killed Forever, since you're going for- like, for everyone?

Bad: Oh no, I hope I get the chance to kill him though.

Pac: [Gasps] You want to kill him?!

Bad: Yeah, maybe take him out for a nice brunch.

Pac: Oh, take him out? For a nice brunch?

Bad: Yeah. Yeah, for a nice brunch, then kill him.

Pac: Oh, well, [clears his throat] You know, I really like the brunch part, but like, killing part? Do you think that's too much for the first- [pauses] like, for a brunch? Maybe dinner, you know, and then kill him.

Bad: You think?

Pac: Yeah, maybe dinner then kill him.

Bad: Dinner, and then kill him?

Pac: Do you think I should like, brunch with Fit and then kill him?

Bad: Yeah! Honestly, I think killing people is a lot of fun, we should do it more.

Pac: Even like- even- the roommates?

Bad: Yeah, no, everybody needs to die.

Pac: Yeah well, I'm gonna trust you, if you say so.

#Pactw #Badboyhalo #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #4halo #Pac for the love of god please don't kill Fit you'll break his trust forever #I'm not interested in 4halo in a /r way at ALL but once again: I know other people are so I'm adding the tag

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kmesons · 11 days

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it's fun to think that when ziggs says, "well I certainly don't love killing," during hatchet town in the npmd proshot, they're talking about the nighthawks. not because perky's buds exists in this timeline, but because for some reason unbeknownst to them, in every timeline, they are mysteriously tormented by nighthawks.

#they don't love killing but sometimes they need to draw a line when birds begin staring at them from inside their closet at all times #adding to this fandom's growing collection of headcanons #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #ziggs hatchetfield #ziggs #perky's buds #nightmare time 2 #nerdy prudes must die

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ghostespresso · 10 months

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staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site #changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too #this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus #if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear #if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine #the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money #someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont #tumblr staff #EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but #that doesnt stop the post from being stupid #the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase #if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything'#staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did #so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post #edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post #they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us #i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded #and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money #tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol #ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years #but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one

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munchboxart · 8 months

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New background OC for my Salmon guys + Mui drinking

#i dont normally post sketches but i will make an exception for this #because i was talking w some friends and they were all telling me gilbert is hot and i do not see it #if u find gilbert hot let me know so i can remember this #literally oomf was like “how abt middle aged men yaoi with ur ocs (mui)” and i was like “mui and who??” and theyre like “his friends!”#and i was like “MUI HAS FRIENDS?” I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT GILBERT IDGAFFFF DHASJKFNSJKDGNDJN MY STANDARDS FOR MUI IS SO LOW #maybe theyre just not my type BUT I DONT SEE IT #then again. im sick in the head and mui is my favorite. literally the most middest guy ever. all he does is drink and kill salmon #tw alcohol #alcohol #splatoon #my ocs #mui #gilbert #im adding more white ass names into my collection of OCs bc im lacking. i also got a guy named paul fishtopher #i do have a sketch account on twitter but you will have to find it (you will never find it)

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july-19th-club · 10 months

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house md wildest show on earth. a main character outright assassinates a known dictator, a moment that would be the very beginning or the mid-series crisis in any other show - an act which creates a power vacuum in a foreign nation already filled with child soldiers and genocide, and it's literally only brought up again throughout the season because that guy's wife divorces him over it. and occasionally to explore his relationship with who he is as a person and a catholic after having deliberately taken a life for what he calculates as the greater good, but mostly it's about his divorce

#i no longer think wilson is the most divorced guy ever #sure he's been divorced more TIMES than chase #but the things he's been divorced OVER are way more normal #it is so nuts like . chase. bobbie. rob. bobert. what happened next. in the country i mean #like the president is dead. does his regime crack down extra hard on the ethnic cleansing?#does the power vacuum give the opposition a chance to step in?#how much of what the president said about the people he's wiping out having been in a similar dictatorship in the past is true?#does the nation descend into civil war? is the president's death the excuse the us or england or whoever is waiting for to step in #and assume ad hoc governance thus destabilizing the region even more?#all because one guy in one hospital decided the math was in favor of his killing a guy if that guy was going to order more killings?#absolutely NEVER explored. yeah do no harm and the morals we share with our partners are important #but christ alive. the aftermath of the assassination could be a whole show in and of itself and im pretty sure it just never comes up #house is a show #house md #q

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maddieandangel · 22 days

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#hollow knight #thought this would be fun to do!#just including these ones since all the others are either (comparatively) easy enough and/or are prerequisites for one of the options here #i guess i could've also added the one for beating Grey Prince Zote since you can block him from the pantheons and he isn't required for 112%#but. c'mon now. dhdhshshf #i guess i also could've included Purity (kill the nailsmith) for the Emotional Difficulty but. i want this to be a bit more serious dhsdhf #also i'm only including the actual in-game achievements. so no path of pain; pantheon bindings; or radiant hall of gods bosses #anyway. there IS a Correct Answer in my mind dgdhshf #and if something besides that one wins or gets a lot of votes then i'll try and offer some tips for it

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super-who-locked-me-in-here · 2 years

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I made a complicated helpful chart for anyone who was unclear about relationships in Hannibal. This shit's more messed up than the Miraculous Ladybug love square.

#it's funny bc I just started out thinking about the red and blue #and then I was like #WAIT THEY'VE ALL TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER TOO #I also added Bedelia last minute #this took me way too long to make #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #nbc hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal memes #alana bloom #margot verger #marlana #murder wives #mason verger #bedelia du maurier

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tardxsblues · 1 year

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fauxbia · 1 year

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love is watching your gfs back in a fight to the death

(and looking really gay doing it)

#rain world #rw hunter #rw artificer #artihunter #i would've added a background and shading if i. wasn't lazy #and also backgrounds suuuuck #but. ehehe. girls who kill and maim and explode <3 #arti is drooling bc when she gets agitated she starts secreting the substance she uses to make explosive weapons in larger amounts #and a lot (but not all) of the glands which secrete that substance are in her mouth #get yourself a gf that turns rocks into bombs by shoving them in her mouth <3 #faux art

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