#kill marry adopt

[undeadbetareads]

I can't decide if I want Nadja to kill me, marry me, or adopt me.

[kokoa-la]

I just took a shower and had like 2 dp ideas pop in my head so here's the first one

Danny's parents die (sorrows) so he ends up in foster care- BUT he gets adopted by agent k and agent o (Kevin and Oscar happily married for 5 years)

So danny is working even harder at hiding his identity despite his new parents being just as- if not more oblivious than the Fentons

All the while hes slowly changing their mind about ghosts

Like just imagine the chaos of Danny going "You cant shoot phantom! He promised to paint my nails on Tuesday! Pinky promised! You can't break a pinky promise" and it WORKS

Like agents k and o are a step up from the Fenton cus their house isn't booby trapped and they also aren't as neglectful despite hating ghosts and working for the government

So danny just trolls them with his nonsense as they actually form a family bond

Like these guys actually care for him and even if they're eccentric they're not openly telling him about experimenting on ghosts- in fact they keep their day job hidden from him

Sam and ticker are worried but the giw are known to be incompetent and theyre pretty sure that even if Danny detransforms into his human half in front of them they'd still think it was a prank or smth cus no way would their beloved child be a menace like phantom

IF ANYONE DECIDES TO WRITE THIS PLEASE TAG ME <3333

[ittybittyluci]

Look at this.

Is this the face of a man who knows what he’s doing?

Do you really think there are any thoughts behind those gorgeous eyes?

Because you’d be right. There are thoughts. Lots of thoughts. But only sad ones.

To answer the original question, no. He still has no clue what’s going on.

[garbagequeer]

every time riverdale had to come up with the worst thing that could happen to betty our beloved serial killer genes dragged by the ankles to get a lobotomy betty they were like. the nuclear family. that's what would really break her. for 6 years they did this. thank you riverdale i love you forever

[sleepontheflooor]

I miss Newt and Tina so much ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Me scrolling through stardew valley mods and seeing Mullet Sam

[camshaft22]

I really do wonder, deeply, whether my Mother thought about me in any other way but her own guilt for not raising me. I don't think so. I really don't actually think so. Which is really depressing. I know that losing your child in any way fucks you up. I know that. It also fucks up the child who lost their parent(s). I just... I wish she had missed me as much as I missed her.

[pastafossa]

Hello lovely! I’m relatively new (I’ve actually lurked for almost a year but that’s okay) I’m not sure if this was ever discussed but I’m curious if Matt and Ciro will ever accept each other or at least see eye to eye when it comes to Jane and, yknow, stop threatening one another. I just want dad and (future) husband to get along.

It is absolutely fine to lurk, and thank you for coming to say hi!

I can say that while they'll always be kinda snarky at one another, they will come to accept each other, yes! Their clashes are particularly bad rn because they're two cats who haven't been properly introduced jane you're supposed to let them eat on either side of a door so they can exchange smells and then wave a feather toy for shared enrichment still working out how their two pieces can fit together. Ciro's obviously always gonna have the murder-y bit and Matt is going to have the 'I put people like you in jail' bit but as they take time, they'll start to find all the ways they get along like coffee, and loving Jane, and silk sheets, and capability for sarcastic comments, and various forms of violence, and good food, and mini matt, and the fact that matt is a feral catholic dumpster diving ninja disaster orphan child and Ciro has a tendency to adopt those.

They just gotta get there first. And they will! Mostly because everyone is going to get character growth in this fic, and that includes Ciro.

[cathy-plus-e]

random game 🃏

Kiss, Marry, or Kill!

Options:

KAJI

MORI

KUNIKIDA

Who would you kiss?

Who would you marry?

and Who would you kill? 👀👀

you're only allowed to pick one for each, Cathy 🤭

goodluck~~

Easy

I'll do things in this order:

Kill Kunikida

Fuck Kajii

Marry Mori

Okay it's hilarious how in my head that sounded «Mari Mori» LMAO

[saetoru]

You are right sumeru men are superior (alhaitham, cyno, kaveh, and tighnari)

I LOVEEEE THE SUMERU MEN i dont rly have a thing for tighnari tbh BUT i love cynonari with my whole heart and his character is so important to me in the found family w collei and everyone else THE SUMERU CHARACTERS JUST ALL HAVE MY WHOLE HEART

[quillkiller]

teenist tiniest bit tired of the heterofication of gay marauders ships idk. to each their own but im… rolling my eyes a little

[widowshill]

this is just an idle thought so i'm not sure i can word this well but there's ... something about supernatural narrative ambiguity (such as in cases like carmilla) that really interests me with V's ultimate fate. i.e. i think in one reading ... she did fall from the cliffs that evening at widows' hill, just like carolyn prophesied she would & roger joked endlessly about, and liz did not save her. and victoria getting her quote "happy ending," miraculously getting sent back to be with her vanished husband into a long gone century, returning to an earlier past, is just the silver telling the story version of it. her Savannah, if you will.

"I had to return him to an earlier state of being." / "I found a way to reach into the past and undo it." / "To the rest of the world, they simply cease to be."

moreover i think it's Compelling who liz is with when she finds victoria in each case: professor stokes as V contemplates suicide on the hill, and barnabas when she vanishes into the past with jeff. stokes, who certainly is more than involved with the supernatural but who comparatively represents rational thought, research, learning, Truth and accepting even difficult truth ( "I'm afraid, my dear Miss Winters, that if he is here, he feels as I do. Your place is here. Your time is now. The only way you can join him is to die." ) and barnabas of rewritten myths, of vampires, false identities, the transmutation of women's very sense of self, who has never accepted anything be it feeling or fact and has made every effort to forcibly change it, even if that is only in the telling.

[megaerakles]

I keep playing with a Batfam/the odyssey fusion where Bruce is Odysseus and instead of getting fucked over by the gods for ten years he takes like six months to get home and finds a new kid practically every time he stops his boat

[guinevereslancelot]

i am unknowable and incapable of love goodnight <3

[robbie-roo]

sometimes I wish I could google the lore of my family because what the fuck

[faerune]

i can explain........................