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shenpie · 3 months

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napoléon Fandom please acceot Me. i am just a wee bébé et j'apprends sur napoléon maintenant .Je ne sais pas qui ces personnes sont

#fart (art)#napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #tsar alexander i #napalex #i guess #yaoi or whatever #im also learning frenchFluent french speakers please dont chop off my head #s'il vous plaît #j'adore son long cheveux #VIVE L'EMPEREUR #come back to me in like deux semaines and ill probably know more abt napoléon by then #all ive watched was oversimplified n lurk napoléontiktok Bye #i think drawing older napoléon would killme Tho i can only draw cute anime boys #omg i have his manga too

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fictionproblem · 5 months

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GOOD GOD DO NOT FUCKING READ THE FNAF MOVIE NOVELIZATION

I FEEL SICK IM DYING

#IM COOKED #RELEASE ME #SWEETS???#IM SORRY DADDY??? 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨#SOMEBODY KILLME #WILLIAM AFTON WHEN I CATCG YOU #somebody please save Vanessa Shelly #yap central #fnaf movie #fnaf #vanessa shelly #william afton #steve raglan #vanessa afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa fnaf #vanny #william afton live execution when

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an-theduckin · 10 months

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Made a compilation of everytime Billy Hendricks sounded sassy for no reason at all 💅

#this is so fucking stupid. What is wrong with me #does anyone wanna killme. Pretty please #an_theduckin #twomp #ashur gharavi #mark and friends #my text posts #billy hendricks #why did he say that with so much sass tho

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stabbyfoxandrew · 1 month

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every time my dad does anything he has to do it in the most annoying and loudest way possible. and honestly i'm not sure if he means to or he's just really goddamn stupid but it's really really grating. and i'm suffering the werewolf curse rn so i'm ready to die

#motherfucker decides he's going to vacuum and mop the kitchen and dining room.#has to make a lot of noise. has to get out the broken vacuum cleaner and fuck with it for ten minutes before deciding 'oh i will get the on #that does work' like an intelligent person #doesn't know where the cleaning supplies are. jess tells him and he gets the wrong one.#plugged in a fan to dry the floor and somehow it flipped the breaker? he asks where my flashlight is so he can see to flip it back #i tell him it's on the bookshelf. the TOP of the bookshelf. what does he do? rub his filthy bleach hands all over my books #then finally goes 'oh it's right here'. YEAH DUH. i said on top of the bookshelf and Pointed at it. please pleasepl easeeee someone killme #also! last night at 11pm (when i wanted to go to goddamn bed bc i had to get up EARLY so i could take my old dog to his 9am app)#he decided he wanted some food. asked me how long to boil macaroni #when it says so on the box. i tell him.#then he opened the box like fucking wolverine i guess! and had to pour the box into a ziploc bag.#like why are you a 50smth TODDLER?!#how have you lived this long?#is it the alcoholism or smth else? i just GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #anyway sorry for this vent post but i hate having to be alive anyway #but when my Organs are misbehaving and roger is on the loose i really want to run into traffic #lol #diaerie #delete later

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reialityhits · 1 year

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If I die tonight, imma make it look pretty ^-^

#killme #ihatematg #i hate this #meow #starv1ng #iloveptv #i love him #ilovetom #please #iwannadie #i wanna lose weight #i wanna be skinnier #i wanna die

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the-lnly-bones · 14 days

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SoCal autumn is gonna be the end of me.

“Omg yay it’s finally autumn break out ur jackets and sweaters!!”

And socal is just:

#socal #too hot outside #autumn #california #im dying #melting #im in hell #im gonna tear my hair out #killme #im begging #please

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togglepop · 4 months

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need to gently crawl into a hole because I wanted to ask my husband to call and randomly pasted it to someone else who was asking about being a mod and just left "Call? <3" hanging there in their messages FOR HALF AN HOUR

#killme #i should look closer at which message i have selected #please let me die #I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS PERSON

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genzisnotokay · 1 year

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just in case anyone cares, i am having the worst fucking cramps after starting my first period since having my son

i am dying

#dying #dead #period #girlshit #killme #please #begging

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juicyj0sh · 6 months

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LOVE

Loneliness Overthink Vunerable Emptiness

#sad #end my life #die #killme #please #somebody #help #me #i #have #none

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infinitefun527 · 9 months

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I can totally use the ox-boy thing to like talk about the injustices in the middle east, the stuff gay people have to face and all that but I know someones gonna take it the wrong way and find it offensive

turn an accident into a not accident, make it look like I meant this all along like J.J. Abrams, my secondary enemy along with the big bad Michael Bay