#king charls the third

[selkies-world]

Ok but the best news since Queen Liz No.2 dying is that King Charles No.3 is very open to the idea of opening the casket to discover whether or not the "Princes in the Tower" are actually in it or not & he's up for this mystery finally getting solved.

Can someone link that post with the deepdive about the Ricardian Society who had that whole documentary about digging up the car park to find King Richard No.3's skeleton (good), but the whole thing ended up being this major ableism thing (bad) cause the main argument was "If he really had a twisted spine then he was evil and our Richard wasn't a tyrant he was just misunderstood, so he must have a straight spine" and low and behold when it showed up he did actually have major scoliosis the woman had a fucking meltdown on camera & spent the rest of the thing shaking and crying about how much of a shock to her whole belief system that was & she had to get spoon-fed softened facts from then on, and when they were telling the literal descendent of Richard that the skeleton was in fact DNA matched and proven to be his whatever-many-generations-ago ancestor, the woman was like "Why are they telling him before me???" And she kept going on about how the society wanted to finally get justice for him & the rest of them straight up argued and refused to accept the host telling them that the scientists said that actually yeah this was Richard & yes he had a twisted spine?????

Cause I really wanna see their reaction to Charles 3 actually giving the green flag for this mystery to be solved. My "hunchback" ass really needs to see these fuckers sweat over this.

[tippifunandprose]

every time I read about this Disney vs DeSantis thing and the bit about how the agreement doesn't end “until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England" all I can think about is some bumbling caper where the Florida government repeatedly tries to assassinate the entire royal family just to spite Disney

[findafight]

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

[lestappen-inchident]

Max: Can I say something?

Charles: Yes?

Max: You have the prettiest smile.

Charles: [blushes] Can I say something too?

Max: Of course.

Charles: My smile only exists around you.

Max: [blushes]

Checo: I’m going to throw up what the fu-

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Good morning, everyone!

[wolfbrotherzach]

I’m not sure which potentiality I find funnier: King Charles dying a few days into Truss’ successors term as PM, or the PM position changing hands so many times that Charles breaks his mothers record within the space of a year as king.

[suikatto]

Edwin has three cute guys after him, and still he wants the one who isnt

[hrh-princessanne]

18 June 2024

Zara Tindal greeting her uncle, King Charles III on day one of Royal Ascot at Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire. 

[cornflakesinchocolatemilk]

If it’s another character, comment what it is

[loz37]

This joke will never rget old to me.

Shame it's a waste of taxpayers money when we could do with a minimum wage increase.

[gameguy20100]

This man is the current Monarch of my country.

This is proof that the UK is doomed.

This literally looks like something out of a horror game.

It looks like something out of a dnd game where you go into a nobles mansion, and it turns out they're actually a vampire.

This looks like a parody of the portrait of Dorian grey!

It makes him look evil is my point.

[thiziri]

Princess Anne and her husband Sir Tim Laurence attend the 2023 Braemar Highland Gathering, on 02 September 2023.

[yesokayiknow]

ready the crabs boys

[thesixthduke]

[violent-femmess]

imagine if we put the kings coronation money towards fixing food poverty in the UK, the cost of the queens funeral + the coronation is enough to solve the child food poverty crisis in the UK but instead tax payers money was wasted on a dead woman and a dying princess in a golden fucking cart. the potholes in the road were temporarily filled with sand because they "didnt have the funds" because apparently £100 MILLION POUNDS of TAXPAYERS MONEY is better spent on a cunt in a cart than itd be if it was spent on fixing our roads for our safety or saving children in poverty from dying due to malnutrition, they wont get a fucking gold cart, they wont even get their gcses because the government DONT CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT THE PROFIT.

THEY DO NOT CARE IF WE DIE AS LONG AS THEY ARE LIVING IN LUXURY

[trexalicious]

This is how you Royal...