hey! for the longest time i've been obsessed with your poem "the apology zoo," however i cannot seem to find it anywhere. i'm not sure if it was deleted off your blog, or if i'm simply very bad at looking. either way, i'm hoping it wouldn't be too much to ask if you could perhaps link it (in the response of this ask, if you happen to respond to it)? i hope this isn't too much of a bother. i just adore your work :) <3
Hi! This poem was published several years ago as part of the poetry pamphlet series by Kingdoms in the Wild, and unfortunately, the page for purchasing my pamphlet (House of Unholy Dreams) seems to no longer be around. If you PM me your email address, though, I'll happily email you the PDF for free. 🙂
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Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do
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the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:
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missing babe so much right now
you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated
u cut my trees
u kaboom’d my bokos
i love u
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