#kissed by the baddest bidder kids

[leastdatablebracket]

ROUND 3, MATCH 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Ota Kisaki

Propaganda

He literally treats MC like a dog, and also they meet when he buys her in a black market auction

Anti-Propaganda

the tiniest defense of ota from kbtbb ALL but like three of the ro’s do buy you off the black market (it’s a team effort bc humans aren’t meant to be sold in the black market hotel ring ackshually 🤓 so the whole team pools together to buy you 💀 [and eisuke runs the damn thing which is objectively worse]) also one of the ro’s who doesn’t buy you is a black market doctor who’s obsessed w ur bones, and ur kids from other routes?, like *loves* ur collar bones and it’s weird. the other two are like. an accountant or some shit and a clown

Shuu Iwamine

Propaganda

This damn partridge kills you CONSTANTLY, regardless if you romance him or not. One of them is literally at the START of the school year, he beheads you then uses your head to pilot this grotesque horror movie android thing! Completely unprompted, you can just die immediately! Horrible school doctor material, even worse boyfriend material, but alas, he's my favorite character.

[hatobf spoilers and also gore / violence kind of ?] he literally kills the mc in both of his endings, and in the true route he uses her best friend to kill her . and chops her body up and puts them in boxes to his student . and he puts her brain in a strange scarecrow machine . its insane hes so undateable man <//3

Decapitates protagonist and puts her head in a jar. Kills multiple other characters. Just generally an unpleasant person . My favorite character btw

He hates your species, sees you more as a science experiment than a romantic partner, and also kills you in his ending. Plus he has just, the worst attitude about the whole thing.

Bad End with him the government takes you out. "Good" end with him he cuts off your head, sticks it in a jar, and talks to it while on the run from the government. (Spoilers for hatoful BBL) True End of the whole game that ties up all the characters' stories, he kills you again but this time sends your head to your childhood best friend and takes your brain out to make basically robo-frankenstein. Was also an adult when the MC was a young child, and is the school nurse at MC's high-school. He's also a partridge. 

Literal birderer (bird murderer) 

It also turns out the (unrequited?) love of his life was the father of the MC's childhood friend. AND HE DOESN'T PULL ANY OF THIS SHIT WITH HIM. HE EVEN BECOMES A SLIGHTLY BETTER PERSON FOR HIM IN HOLIDAY STAR. It even turns out that everything thing he did in the true route of Hatoful Boyfriend was to fulfill a promise he made to that man on his deathbed (ALTHOUGHT RYOUTA'S FATHER NEVER ASKS HIM TO COMMIT ANY MURDERS, FATBIRD JUST THINKS MURDERS ARE A GREAT SOLUTION TO MANY PROBLEMS). So like, he's not just a murderous sadistic partridge who is also kind of a dick. He could not be one. Just NOT FOR YOU. OR ANYONE ELSE. JUST THIS ONE SPECIFIC PIGEON.

[tomhollandhasnolips]

eisuke: ur a tall dumb bitch lmao

soryu: u have a flat ass.

eisuke: y-you tAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

[incorrect-otome]

Eito: Mom is missing. Where is she?

Eisuke: how would I know? You think I havea tracker on her or something?

Eito: well, don't you?

Eisuke:

Eisuke: yea, hold on.

[leoamber66]

VOLTAGE PLSSS

Me rn:

BUT PLS SEND HELP THEY'RE ALL TOO CUTE

HELP ME MY HEART HAS COMBUST

Story: Kissed by the Baddest Bidder: Becoming the Perfect Family Pt. 3: Shuichi, Mad Hatter, Hikaru, Luke and Eisuke

[flatsuke]

just rolled for this story in the vip room and this was so funny to me lmao

[aqvarius]

sounds like someone is married to eisuke lmao 😬

[syun0acute]

@kbtbbweek2020 ♛ Family Friendship Camaraderie

[noisycuckooclocks]

BMP: What if your boyfriend...was a prince?

SITS: What if your boyfriend...was a popstar?

10DWMD: What if your boyfriend...was a devil?

SCM: What if your boyfriend...was a god?

Me: Wow huh these are pretty creative good work with appealing to fantasies a little repetitive but nice variety

KBTBB: What if your boyfriend...bought you??

Me: wait

OPHR: What if your boyfriend...was your adult high school teacher??

Me: wait no no guys no

DOASS: What if your boyfriend...was your brother???

Me: STOP

A World With(out) You: WHAT IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS FUCKING DEAD

Me, crying:

[the-voltage-diaries]

Eisuke Ichinomiya x Kylie Jenner Lip Collection coming out next week.

Support this boi.

Also, damn that lip-art.

[maidofstars]

(i haven’t done anything with my bidder kiddos in a while, and honestly, i’ve changed a lot about them over time! i figured i may just revamp them, making everything a bit more tsubasa-centric) 

Tsubasa Kisaki: jack of all trades, master of none 

Parents: MC / Ota Kisaki  Age: 23  Height: 5′10 

🧡 Tsubasa’s name means “wings.” It’s based after their favorite blue bird painting! MC and Ota often call Tsubasa “their little blue bird” to Tsubasa’s embarrassment.

🧡 While Tsubasa may seem fun and easy-going, Tsubasa is selfless to a fault. Like his mother, he’s the type who can’t leave others alone when they’re in pain. However, despite all of this, he’s the type who won’t let others in on his own problems.  He hides away each and every one of his burdens. 

🧡 Despite his kind nature, he can be completely insufferable at times. He enjoys annoying his friends a ton, and can be quite sadistic when it comes to teasing. His best friend, Daisuke Baba, happens to get the worst of his teasing. Still, he happens to hold back a ton when it comes to Akiko Kishi... 

🧡 Tsubasa is completely unmotivated when it comes to art. He used to find it fun, but he’s found it hard to find joy in it when media constantly describes him as “living in his father’s shadow.” Tsubasa’s works are described as decent, but nothing compared to his father’s.

🧡 That being said, when a certain someone said she absolutely loved the jewelry he made, it ignited a spark in him. Seeing the happy smile of theirs made him feel passion he hasn’t felt in years. 

🧡 Tsubasa has a pretty good relationship with his parents! He likes helping MC around the house and he enjoys talking to his dad. Though, his happy facade extends to them too, since he doesn’t want to worry them. Tsubasa’s family means everything to him, though. 

🧡 Just like what happened to his mother, Tsubasa has developed heavy anxiety because of paparazzi hounding him. Although he won’t show it in front of his friends, he gets very panicked whenever he sees himself on TV or when one gets too close to him. Tsubasa also happens to suffer from depression, just like his father. 

🧡 Tsubasa’s natural hair color is brown, just like MC’s! Amusingly enough, he’s also taller than his parents. His family always wonders where he got his height from. (Tsubasa will often tease both of them about it!) 

🧡 Tsubasa absolutely loves dogs. His favorite are Shiba Inus, but he also happens to like Corgis in particular! For some reason, he happens to call every dog he runs into “Koro”... 

[hobo4lyfe11]

Oh my... he’s so jealous 😈😈😈 but also... bite him nose.

~Forbidden Choices Epilogue: Eisuke Ichinomiya~

[bmpmp3]

Gotta go to an evening class in a hot minute but here's a quick Mamoru 'cause I think he's The Best Voltage boy (although maybe that's just 'cause I love cult shit and also useless grumpy old men)

[tomhollandhasnolips]

eisuke, trying to impress mc: -licks plate suggestively-

soryu: stop that

eisuke, surprised: stop what?

soryu: trying to make me fall in love with you

eisuke: w-what? sor, im no-

soryu: jokes on you i already love you

eisuke:

eisuke: im sorr wHAT?

soryu: yes i already love your non existent ass, so your dumb tricks won't work

eisuke:

mc: i like where this is going

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tagging @catchthespade bec flatsuke lol

[the-golden-bird-in-the-cage]

Good lord, kbtbb prolongue for season 5 is truly a reverse harem route. They can’t hide it anymore.

[babamitsu]

bicth this is so cu te

[aqvarius]

i want you all to know that the ice dragon headquarters is actually the church i grew up in lmao