#kris wu texts

[winkeuu]

i dont go online for like 2 days and chuu is removed from her company, kris wu gets 13 years and blinks are doxxing twoset ?????????? what even

[dissociationswagcompetition]

THE DISSOCIATION SWAG COMPETITION BRACKET IS HERE!!!

Click for better quality as Tumblr likes to eat quality! Goodness RIP my art program putting in all of these characters and texts hahaha!

All characters, including names and media, as well as which group they're in and when their versus poll will open are all under the cut!

ROUND 1

Round 1 will be broken up into four groups to avoid having too many polls at once

Group A - Tuesday, Feb 14, 2023

Patrick "Pat" Sprigs/Rey Sprigs (Mega Man Star Force) vs Crona (Soul Eater)

Darcy Wu (Amphibia) vs Raiden Ei (Genshin Impact)

Steven Universe (Steven Universe) vs Kris Dreemurr (Deltarune)

Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb) vs Benrey (Half Life VR but the AI is Self Aware)

Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones) vs Maxim Kischine (Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance)

Sunny/Omori (Omori) vs Yugi Muto/Yami/Atem (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Uendo Toneido/Patches/Kisegawa/Owen (Ace Attorney) vs Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Razputin "Raz" Aquato (Psychonauts) vs Dirk Strider (Homestuck)

Group B - Wednesday, Feb 15, 2023

Abed Nadir (Community) vs Olivier Mira Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Yellow Guy (Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared) vs Jeanne-Marie Beaubier/Aurora (Marvel Comics)

Ienzo (Kingdom Hearts) vs Laudna (Critical Role)

Michael Shelley/Michael Distortion (The Magnus Archives) vs Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

"Crazy" Jane (Doom Patrol) vs Raphael Hamato (Rise of the TMNT)

Lord Garmadon (Lego Ninjago) vs Alfendi Layton (Layton Brothers: Mystery Room)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts) vs Veyle (Fire Emblem Engage)

Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Group C - Thursday, Feb 16, 2023

Oscar Pine (RWBY) vs Shallan Davar/Veil/Radiant (Stormlight Archive)

Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles) vs Jeritza von Hrym (Fire Emblem Three Houses)

ENA (ENA webseries) vs Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama (Mob Psycho 100)

Kujou Hikari/Shiny Luminous (Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart) vs Mafuyu Asahina (Project Sekai)

Goldia die Heilige (Pocket Mirror) vs Madotsuki (Yume Nikki)

Gregory House (House MD) vs One-One (infinity Train)

Bruce Banner/The Hulk (Marvel) vs Garu/Karu (NU: Carnival)

Nagisa Shiota (Assassination Classroom) vs Tenma Tsukasa (Project Sekai)

Group D - Friday, Feb 17, 2023

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII) vs Zenitsu Agatsuma (Demon Slayer)

Harvey Dent/Two-Face (DC) vs Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Blitzwing/Icy/Hothead/Random (Transformers Animated) vs Kayano Mikoto (MILGRAM)

Mike/Chester/Svetlana/Vito/Manitoba/Mal (Total Drama) vs Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC)

Sayo Yasuda (Umineko No Naku Koro Ni) vs Nandor the Relentless (What we do in the Shadows)

Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde (Monster High) vs Ingo (Pokemon)

Punch/Counterpunch (Transformers) vs Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Chara Dreemurr (Undertale) vs Ash Williams (Evil Dead)

Thank you SO MUCH for everyone who submitted these lovely characters, I wish them all the best of luck!!! See youse all tomorrow~

[fishylife]

Alright last two episodes of the Creation of the Gods Training Camp Cvariety show (Episode 6) (Episode 7)

Episode 6

Hou Wenyuan supervising Chen Muchi's singing

This is an ongoing thing, but the narrator in the edited clips has been purposely speaking in a Western accent to mimic Kris Phillips' accent. But it's obvious that they are fluent and just putting on an accent.

Hou Wnyuan wearing the sheer because there apparently wasn't anything else

Historical etiquette class

According to the teacher, if you're kneeling properly, your knees don't even touch the floor and you're leaning entirely on your calves.

First lesson, kneel for 5 minutes

Hell yeah Ci Sha and Li Yunrui also rocking the sheer

Planning mannerisms for the patricide scene and Su Quanxiao's death scene to reflect the characters' states of mind

Practising walking and holding posture in court too. This is pretty interesting.

Now the war dance!!!!

While the hostage sons were practising the war dance, Yu Shi was in Xinjiang filming his scene so he only had a few days to practise the war dance and had to ask for extra help.

The war dance was the hostage sons' first scene filmed. And they got it done in one go.

Now preparation for the first battle scenes.

Yu Shi's horse kept avoiding the hurdles. The first step was to lead the horse to the hurdle and have the horse kick it to go past. And then afterwards they would get the horse to jump over the hurdle.

Hello Mr. Krabbs

The original dance choreographed for the feast was a more typical celebratory dance by female dancers. But Wuershan liked the war dance so much that he wanted to add it in. I agree that it was a great idea. The war dance with the topless hostage sons has kind of become iconic. As Wuershan said, most other movies and TV shows will have a rather generic dance. Giving the hostage sons a chance to dance gives the hostage son characters an added dimension too.

Yu Shi had to go to Xinjiang to film at the time of the war dance practice because it was August and it would soon be harvest time for the wheat fields.

LOL Wuershan laughing at the reaction meme game

Naran can even understand ancient texts in Chinese now :o She's come so far. I wish I could read ancient Chinese texts!!!

熊孩子 >3

Yu Shi tearing up as he talks about this being his first film and how he'll continue to work hard but that his first film will be special

All the actors on set talking about how much they appreciated this filming experience ;_;

Nana had wanted to be an actress from a young age. When she was a model, she felt a little aimless, but now that she's back on the acting route her goal is clearer to her <3

Naxi teared up too. I would imagine that as an "older" person at the camp, it must be such a positive and moving experience to find a new path for yourself.

In addition to the super cute scroll, Wuershan also got some new swag

Height comparison

Episode 7

Lore quiz!!!! This is kinda fun lol

Ji Fa and Deng Chanyu have a battle in water in the second movie :o I wonder if it's combat or like, an actual war with soldiers and horses.

Oh no they have to practise holding their breath ToT That's so anxiety inducing to me

Looks like they're learning breaststroke

Scuba time

Wu Hankun talking big about how handsome he is and then Hou Wenyuan one-upping him with the narcissism which amuses the teachers so much XD

Now they need Hou Wenyuan to make an ugly face and act silly (presumably because to be a good actor you have to pull faces and not always be thinking about your appearance).

The hostage sons discussing why their characters would not kill Daji in the scene where they discover her in the snow

When Hou Wenyuan was practising a part where Chong Yingbiao was boasting, the Jing Niansong was like "guys nobody is hyping up your beifang da-ge and he's feeling very awkward rn" lol

Ji Fa and Chong Yingbiao play fighting XD And then "fighting for real" during rehearsal

Naran dance performance!

Hell yeah girls' fight

Now horseback riding skills demonstration

The group horseback riding skills are pretty cool. I remember when they were practising their formations before, the instructor was telling them that their circle wasn't round enough, etc. which isn't something I'd normally think about but we see now how good their formations are.

Hell yeah group demonstration WITH WEAPONS now. The spear wielders always look so cool to me

Several drum performances (y)

I noticed that Zhang Xuehan (on the far left) has a smaller drum

Doggo on set

WHAT Hou Wenyuan just found the dog and brought it to camp ^^;; They went around town looking for the dog's owner and also all chipped in some money to get the dog to the vet

Hou Wenyuan and Huang Xiyan were kind of in charge of the dog. And they were both considered for Yang Jian so they were like "is this Xiaotianquan" (Yang Jian's dog in mythological canon)

LMAO Kun-babi 坤爸比 (Like Kun-papa)

Apparently the dog is quite a young one

I guess they found an owner to adopt the dog in the end

Tug of war again, but indoors. They're all super competitive about it.

Basketball time. Huang Xiyan was like "we have to take Lin Yunrui out to play basketball or else he'll grow mould" lol

I forgot to mention this before but one of the guys said that they were all growing their hair out for the movie (i.e. so that they could tie up their own hair as opposed to using a wig like in dramas). So that's why all the guys are wearing headbands and sporting buns/ponytails.

Yu Shi is wearing a basketball jersey with "YU" on the back so presumably it was an old jersey that he actually wore when he was still a basketball player

Yu Shi dunk

Yu Shi was helping Ci Shi to get high up enough

And I'm done! Overall it was really fun watching the behind the scenes of the training camp and to finally get to meet some of the cast members. Some of the games were better than others, and the audio quality was bad. But this was still fun.

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

MASTERLIST (Part 1):

Mercari page/store link

Bias list

Fanfic Masterlist

Random text posts-

OT5 DBSK

SHINHWA

MTL BTS

Cross Gene (Shin & Takuya)

SF9

Monty Python

Cannery

Cannery 2

Vampire Jaejoong

Jaejoong

Kris Wu

Yoochun

Random stupid joke

In a British accent

Roger Callaway

Rocker Jaejoong

I'm innocent

Scooby Doo reblog

SHINee question

Foot

Fast Food

Starship

Dexter's Lab

Time Slip Dr. Jin

List of Dramas I've seen

Pity party

Driving

Drinking Alone drama question

Haha Funny

Wonho

Baron

Augustus Gloop

Dirty Teapot

Dirty Willy Wonka

Kevin Woo

Shatner

Monsta X as things...

Cowboy DBSK

2PM random post

Random bathtub post

Wonho and Hwasa

Why I don't make appointments

Biases I forgot about

Jamie & Jae

Rowoon

MK & Ayno

Mini DBSK

TOPPDOGG vs JBJ95

BOYFRIEND Youngmin

Daniel Henney

Dreamcatcher

Brain thoughts

Bad baseball joke

SHINee military post

Wonho 2

Jo Kwon

2Z

Hwaho

NCT Johnny reblog

Silly brother

Silly sister

How to scare people in the restroom

Hate when this happens

I had a dream with MinMin (Minsu)

Old tv show

Dancer jacket

BAM!

Quoting the Partridge Family tv show

Quoting the Partridge Family tv show again

Word World

Random Changkyun

FINALLY FOUND THE NCT POST!!

NCT farting

Found the other NCT post

Multitasking

Drawings-

Anime Man

Anime girl

Bird

Plant

Anime boy

[blessyouhawkeye]

JUST FOUND OUT KRIS WU IS CANADIAN NO ONE FUCKING TEXT

[trolagygirl2022]

and it’s also funny how people are defending those boys’ pasts and treating them as if they’re angels by trying to debunk them when we know absolutely nothing about them like they haven’t even debuted yet… why can’t we just keep it in the back of our minds like normal people rather than immediately debunking scandals when we don’t know if it’s false or not especially if there are pictures 😭 reminds me of the Lucas and Kris Wu situations when everyone was defending them EVEN when there were photos and leaked texts until they personally released apologies to the victims and surprisingly even to this day there are still some ppl that believe everything was false lol

Literally we do not know these MEN. They are not babies but grown MEN that know the consequences of their actions, the infantilization of east asian men never fails to piss me off

[yeoldotcom]

—♡ best friends to lovers w kris

requested by anon 💘

[onepumpofsyrup]

ALPHA FIGHT

Wolf AU

KRIS WU

Request: I swear you read my mind. xd I was thinking of a request and hoped you’d have it open soon. Anyways, could I get wolf!au reaction with Kris were he gets y/n the doggo but he ends up getting jelly he no longer receives belly rubs so he ends up walking around in his wolf form? 💜anon (PS. This would be a sort of follow up????? From the exo reaction were their s/o wanted to pet them. It would a follow u b, for Kris put that he would be his s/o a doggo to pet) ~💜 anon

[yeaimfishboi]

Memey Kris Wu Texts.

Requested by Anon!

[jaehyunskitten22]

🚨WARNING SOME THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE🚨Fuck Buddy!Wu Yifan x Chubby/Fat!Reader // Part 2 // You’re “boyfriend” (i guess idk) fat shames you

Woah !!!! I’ve been having a rough time lately and it reminded me of how bad i used to be and thats where this came from !!! These were thoughts I had my freshman and sophomore year (i made up the scenario i wasn’t having sex back then if i felt this bad obviously 😂) but i’m okay now do not fret over me 💖😙

[lunarmoonshiner]

Suho: I had a dream of us last night

Kris: Really? What were we doing in it?

Suho, whispering: You did something for me that I've been wanting you to do for so long...

Kris, seductively: Hmm? What's that?

Suho, dumping a stack of paper in front of him: You paid your fucking child support

[shinwhoohoo]

i thought that picture of xiumin you reblogged was kris omg they don't even look alike how did i mix that up LOL

lol Kris did kinda have hair like that not too long ago (it might actually still be like that now, black and longer in the back-- the pseudo-mullet seems to be all the trend lately -_- ) so maybe that's why?

[sscarletvenus]

Luhan - Yifan, if Zitao jumped off a cliff, would you?

Yifan - With all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, and most importantly, a dumbass.

Yifan - I'd be the first off that cliff.

[imaginekris]

Imagine Kris working on a lyric that capitalizes on millennial nostalgia for Neopets. The first hurdle is trying to come up with what he could thematically juxtapose with the soup faerie. The second hurdle is having to frequently double check the spelling on "faerie."

[hello-there-bonjour]

Kris: ILY.

Suho: Aw, say the full thing, It’s more romantic.

Kris: I’m Leaving You.

[britneyshakespeare]

kris wu has worn a tasteful selection of for-fashion glasses since going solo