My mum, my brother and I are currently on our way back from our trip to latvia, estonia and sweden. We took several different ferries, trains, buses and we've never had any problems. UNTIL NOW.
we're in Hamburg Germany and the only unreliable thing is. the Deutsche Bahn.
I've been taking DB trains my whole life and the only thing they've been consistent at is being late. And it's crazy to think that everything went well in countries we've never been to and don't know the language, but with the DB. It just never. Goes well.
Bruce: Clark is my closest friend. I admire him more than I can ever say. I don’t know what I would do without him.
Also Bruce, teaching his kids how to use super senses against an opponent: so if you turn on the high frequency emitter I’ve added to all of your gauntlets and then go directly for the face while they’re bent over screaming, you can buy yourself a few extra seconds of —
sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.
Oh boy, the commentator spent the whole day complaining that many gymnasts chose dark/depressing music...
At some point the technical expert, who's also an international judge, told him that maybe the girls were channeling the life of the gymnasts, who train 8 hours a day, 11 months a year, and pretty much don't get to enjoy their childhood/teenage/young adult life.
My personal headcanon for Clark Kent interviewing Bruce Wayne (when neither of them know each other's secret identity) is that Clark is the one person Bruce doesn't flirt with and leaves with a halfway coherent interview. A reluctantly impressed Perry White sends Clark repeatedly to get quotes, and work on more articles, leading to Bruce and Clark having several calls, some of which jokingly get called "off the record calls". This goes on for several months before they realize that's just called being friends, they hang out, and they have their identity reveal, it's less jarring because they know a lot about each other and Bruce informs Clark that he's sending Clark a suit made of more durable materials when Bruce realizes how rippable it is during making out.
The origins of the New Squidbeak Splatoon are so fucking funny when you stop to imagine it.
I’m just picturing Callie and Marie’s respective parents being like “It’s so nice of Craig to watch the kids for the weekend so we get a little break, he’s such a good grandfather :)”
Meanwhile, Cuttlefish is like “Listen up my darling girls, Grandpa is gonna teach you how to kill a man today.”