#latte hotte

[thegoblinking006]

Maybe the real Latte Hotte was the friends we made along the way…

[vaguely-functional-directions]

The only advertisements that actually work on me are the ones for christmas drinks. I will see one (1) ad for like a spiced gingerbread latte or whatever and I will be like. Hee hee gotta me one of those

[oneartsygeek]

ah fuck it, got nothin better to do

obligatory rb for sample size !!

[nogooddeetz]

how freakin’ cute is it that ted talks to paul about the “latte hotte” meaning the pretty 23-year-old mean girl, meanwhile paul saw the 5ft angry woman in her 30s and thought “yeah, i know exactly who you mean”

[henriediosa]

Why doesn't he want to sing?

A series of ID pic portraits of an imaginary Filipino cast to go with my Tagalog translation of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals!

A version with the blue shit under the cut (cn: blood), along with some Palatawan lore

From left to right, top to bottom:

Ken Davidson - third culture kid with expat parents running a ""call center"" on the sleepy little island of Palatawan

Lottie Magayon - nervous sweetheart who takes way too many smoke breaks. iglesia ni cristo. Magayon means beautiful in bikol, and is also the name of an active volcano.

Ted Jakolino - department head, but nobody calls him Sir Ted out of the office. ccf. Jakolino is making the same pun as spankoffski

Elmo Mangubat - best friend and struggling dad. mangubat = go to the forest = wood-ward

Melissa - nobody knows her last name, she's just Miss Melissa. likes cats

Emma Perez - disinherited rich kid doing a TESDA agriculture course while working at Beanie's, hates being called Ate (big sister) Emma so of course Zhoey calls her that all the time. her full name is Ma. Emmanuella de los Reyes Perez.

Enrique Ermita - kooky reclusive biology professor who is inexplicably also a heroic tenor. his students call him Prof Kiko.

Pablo Mateo - two first names. default man, palatawan born and bred. has never left and never wants to

Random fun things about Palatawan that I just want to share

The Witchwood is called Pinagputulan (the place of the cut-off things)

CCRP is one of those shady call centers that take up way more space than they're supposed to.

The Latte Hotte is the Beanie-bini (binibini)

ID: (1) a 3x3 collage of eight digital portraits that look like monochrome ID pictures: sir ken, miss lottie, sir ted, elmo, melissa, emma, prof kiko, and pablo. in the centre are the words "bakit ayaw niya kumanta?"

(2) the same collage, but all of the portraits have dark grey backgrounds except pablo, who has a cyan background. all of the characters except emma and pablo have cyan eyes and various degrees of blue gore on their faces, and all of the other characters are looking at pablo. ID ends.

[spencersghostlyspookies]

Paulkins really were the couple of all time. They're destined to meet in every universe. They crashed a helicopter once. Her show was the reason he doesn't like musicals. They haven't labeled their relationship yet. They're literally so normal. They always end up in the middle of the apocalypse. She wanted to start a pot farm. He called her the latte hotte. They're like a coffee shop au went horribly wrong. They cameo in every show. He even gave her his number.

[chaotic-goodsir]

'Oh yeah, latte hotte. Very nice.'

Never in my life did I expect to be sad because of a god damn borat quote but here we are I guess

[sweetlycharlotte]

ZOEY CHAMBERS. ♡

Teddy's Nerdy Prudes Must Die Countdown (20/38)

the latte hotte <3

[mythuzalasheir3]

This is more a hatchetfield headcanon than theory but it has evidence

In universe, the HF musicals are all in a post Apotheosis timeline. The musicals all toy with the fourth wall- IE: The theatre itself becoming the Starlight Theatre for Let It Out in TGWDLM and Wiley handing the audience member his apple and Becky and Tom interacting with the audience in Black Friday. (Note this is post APOTHEOSIS not post TGWDLM, as the apotheosis happening at all could be like a holloway/wilbur fight situation so half the time it does happen and half it doesn’t)

And the Nightmare Time stories are in Non apotheosis timelines. Aside from the theme/credit songs for the episodes, the songs are all diagetic (part of the story) EG: Axe man v Virginity Rocks, Honey Queen and Nibbly Ditty v Latte Hotte and Queen B, Web I Spin For You and Witch In The Web and One Thousand Eyes v Snoozle Town.

ALSO IF ANYONE HAS ANY EVIDENCE FROM NPMD THAT WOULD BE GREAT BC IM TIRED AND PROBABLY MISSED IT :) BUT DONT FORGET TO TAG SPOILERS IF YOU DO

[idolikemusicals]

@perkys-420 love you latte hotte

[nonbinarytheatrekid07]

Alright, i wasn't going to do this but then I decided why not? The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Assorted Thoughts

First time here we go

Look at em go

What the fuck indeed

Sure, kill him

Brutally insulting this man and he's not even here

Just the stock children cheering children sounds

It's ok Paul we all miss some entrances

aw Charlotte what an odd little lady

hi yes I will murder Sam

They were right you are a cunt Paul

I don't even know this man's name and I feel so sorry for him(bill)

'latte hotte'

Hello suspenders man, I hope you get your hot chocolate

Coffee shop for theatre kids hell yeah

you coward(Paul)

suspenders man is back fuck yeah

Paul what about the exposition

NO NOT THE DOGS

look at suspenders man go

huzzah for lesbians

Fuckin useless paul

oh god the meteor turned everyone into a theatre kid

that's too many curves sir

SIR

SIR

I love audience entrances so much and I don't know why

"ArE yOu FriGhTeNeD?" Yes I am

Tbh this is not what I expected but ok let's poison people

Cops

poor Charlotte

"im a Presbyterian, I'm not going to die in your dirty ass Methodist church"

you're both horny bastards

please stop hip thrusting(sam)

where did this alien life form learn manipulation?

oh geez ok that was bloody

Shirley temples go hard you guys

you tell him bill

do i smell foreshadowing?

"we hated you guys" "we hated ourselves"

Fucking go OFF Charlotte oh my gosh

This show is like a car that turns on its turn signal and then just ascends

this show is actually really funny

shut the fuck up ted go away

hell yeah Paul

you guys if Bill dies i will start sobbing

I thought that starkid was just people fucking around being funny why am i so sad

no no no no no no No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO(bill dies)

can this show stop being funny I'm trying to fucking mourn here

"Yeah prove it asshole we're the army"

He's wearing a turtleneck, are any of us surprised that he's a crazy theatre kid

this sounds gay as hell and i want to watch it

look at him go he's having a great time

I am enjoying this

Im still very sad about Bill by the way

I think that Paula actor is doing an incredible job right

well geez ok this isn't the ending I wanted, I had wanted people to survive please

THE CUNT LIVES!!!

wait no

WAIT NO

We love a ending medley

wow ok that was wild

[awigglycultist]

Top ten things that aged terribly:

1. "hot chocolate boy is totally the latte hotte"

[henriediosa]

[Naka-vocal rest ako. (Ano daw?)]

[I’m on vocal rest. (What did she say?)]

Naka-vocal re—

I’m on vocal re—

Pak shet. ‘Banaman Ate Emma, now I have to make timpla tea with honey maygahd ‘kaasarrr

Fuck shit. Oh come on (big sister) Emma, now I have to brew tea with honey ohmigod how annoyinggg

although there’s really no way to succinctly translate how conyo zhoey is being here. imagine a valley girl accent, except when she swears in her aside. yeah i added an h to her name for no reason except to make her look more conyo. this is zhoey chan, the beanie-bini (latte hotte), emma’s manager. she still calls emma áte just to rub it in that emma’s older than her.

id in the alt text and below the cut. more palatawan (tagalog hatchetfield) stuff here!

id: pencil on paper sketch of zoe chambers/zhoey chan, from the neck up. she is a young woman in a barista uniform, wearing her hair up with a visor, and a blouse with a peter pan collar and a black bow. her expression is pleased, and then annoyed. id ends.

[teazerwashere]

Is that fricken grass wolf the latte hotte?

No!!! That's Ba, he's Broly's space doggy!!