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“Well of course there’s the basic power set that almost the entire species has, y’know, flight, invisibility, intangibility, being able to sense when another one of our species is near, enchanted strength and hearing, an incredibly fast healing factor to anything injuries not made by our own species or specifically made to harm us, being able to speak and understand ghost speak and any other dead languages, not needing to breathe and in most cases (but not mine) this applies to most other human needs. And then there are the more unique powers which I have and (depending on the power) others have too, like being able to withstand sub-zero temperatures, ectoblasts, ice, telekinesis, ghostly wail, being able to open portals to the infinite realms, basic shapeshifting or at least being able to change my body proportions and bones- you look scared, do, do you want me to keep going?”

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“What?”

“Dude, that is like, Kryptonian levels of power.”

“More actually, we did a test.”

“You’ve fought Superman?!”

“There was a brief incident with Pariah Dark. Superman lost the incident.”

“But you said that Pariah Dark was the ghost king so that isn’t fair for the entire species let alone you right, you said you were the equivalent of a newborn in age standards.”

“I beat Pariah Dark.”

“You are a scary level of powerful.”

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Personally I think the Justice League not knowing Batman had kids would be more bad at social things Batman rather than paranoid Batman and they found out like this:

Justice league, minus Batman: *walks into the meeting room*

Superman: *freezes*

Green Lantern: what’s wrong?

Superman: …Batman. Why do you have three heart beats and why is one of them a cats?

Batman: *throws cape over his shoulders revealing Damian sleeping on his lap and a cat sitting on his lap* this is Robins cat Mr Whiskers

Flash: you have a side kick?!

Batman, confused because he thought they knew: no? I have a team?

Wonder Woman: a team?

Batman: Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, Batgirl, Signal- I thought you guys knew this *pulls out his wallet and pulls 50+ family photos out of that* how did you not? Have none of you pick pocketed me? *the Robins always steal his stuff and he assumes that both his teams do the same things*

Superman: I’m sorry, what?

Batman: how did you not know?

Green Arrow: well you don’t exactly talk about your life

Batman: yeah but you should’ve figured it out, I give figuring out your guys secret identities out as things to do when the Robins are bored. Who did you think looked after Gotham when I couldn’t?

Flash: I thought your power was being two places at once?

Batman: ??? I don’t have powers?

Everyone: WHAT

Batman: I never have?

Superman: how are you such a good fighter then?

Batman: I trained for two decades?

Flash: what.

Green Arrow: wait, why did you call them ‘the Robins’ I thought there were only two Robins?

Batman: well they were all Robin at some point, most of them anyways. Dick was the first Robin, then he became Nightwing. A while after that I found Jason and he became the second Robin, he died and then got resurrected and became a crime boss for a while and changed his name to Red Hood. And while Jason was dead Tim showed up and became Robin, Tim became Red Robin. And Damian is the current Robin.

J’onn: why do you call them by their real names, I know you know everyone’s secret identities but isn’t that rude?

Batman: what do you mean? They’re my kids? I’ve adopted all of them?

Everyone: WHAT

Superman: Wait, circle back. One of your kids got resurrected and is a crime boss

Batman: he isn’t bad, he just isn’t offically part of the team anymore but we still work togther all the time-

Flash: offically? What is there a list on the Gotham police website.

Batman: yes, it can be wrong sometimes though, they thought Batgirl was my sidekick way before I actually started training her. It took me a while to realise I couldn’t convince her to stop crime fighhting.

Green Lantern: you don’t make them when you adopt them?

Btman: NO! She was like 12! I don’t make kids fight! She wouldn’t stop and it would be mroe dangerous to leave her without proper gear or any way to call for help, and I didn’t want Nightwing to fight when I adopted him he chose to himself and when I said no he went out after Zacoo anyways, and I found Jason stealing my tires so he already knew I was Batman-

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There’s a prompt I’ve heard from at least two seperate people, Danny gets adopted by the Waynes as a meta and the power suppression cuff hurts.

Okay, I need to sleep so let’s do this fast. No matter what anyone at Wayne Manor did, all Danny would do for the first day would be trying to get the cuff off, no one understood why, by the second day they got worried, a civilian shouldn’t go this long without food.

By the third day Danny realises he’s going to have a serious problem if he doesn’t act soon, he gets Bruces attention (this is the first ‘sane’ thing he’s done since he arrived so Bruce agrees to talk happily). Bruce doesn’t expect Danny to make him swear that nothing is recording this, that no one will hear what Danny says here, Bruce is concerned but not normal enough to see too much of an issue in this, so he agrees. Danny says this ‘I’m not human. I’m pretending to be a meta because the genocide of my entire species is legal and I’m too weak to fight the hunters right now.’ that alone was enough for Bruce to freak out, Danny really didn’t have to keep talking ‘My powers don’t work anywhere near the way a metas would, I don’t know why the cuff is working but you need to get it off. The powers are a part of me, they’re connected to my core, and the cuffs are hurting my core. I’ll die for good if you keep this on, it’s luck I’ve survived this long with the cuff on.’ Bruce decided to just unlock the cuff at this point, and immediately realised Danny was right.

For the first time that feral panic in his eyes was gone, he floated into the air, legs morphing into a tail, and immediately looks so much more comfortable than he had- again since Bruce had met him. He looked healthier and he seemed to- no, he was glowing. He took a deep breath in and the air he breathed out was icy and cold, Bruce had been told Dannt seemed to have some ice powers. The powers were obviously part of him.

‘First things first, legal genocide of your entire species? Was that a lie to get me to take the cuff off?’ Bruce asked hopefully, Danny actually laughed, revealing fangs

‘I wish- I’d love that to be true.’ Danny said

For just a slip second something else flashed across Dannys face, pain and sadness, like a king carrying his kingdom, like a soldier carrying his fallen armies legacy.

‘Could you stop it?’ Danny asked, Bruce nodded quickly

‘I will stop it.’ Bruce promised, Danny relaxed, he sighed and he looked just a little lighter

‘They’re safe.’ he whispered, happiness and relief obvious on his face ‘My friad, my haunt, my kingdom.’ Danny muttered

‘Fraid? Haunt? Kingdom?’ Bruce asked

‘Oh, just our species terminology, the closest translations would be family and territory.’ Danny said

‘What about kingdom?’ Bruce asked

‘What? No I meant the normal definition for that, I became king after the whole Pariah incident last year.’ Danny said it casually, in a tone Bruce knew well, the classic: this is not normal and I’m deeply traumatised about it, let’s pretend it’s no big deal.

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Maddie: oh please, he’s a ghost!

Phantom: DO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?

Maddie: …

Phantom, barely not sobbing: do you think I wanted to die? I wanted to be an astronaut, to go to space, to see the stars and discover new planets! And then I died. At fourteen. Because my parents didn’t bother with lab safety.

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Nightwing gets hired as a hero for the Justice League, they all know him as the vigilante protector of Blüdhaven and didn’t realise he had a connection to Batman.

They think he’s mind controlling or something because Batman immediately trusts him, then one day they’re in the Batcave and Nightwing walks out of an elevator still half asleep and says ‘morning dad’ and the Justice League all have different reactions

Flash is mad that Batman never told them but also thinking about the implications of this and the jokes he’ll be able to make

Superman is happy that Batman has emotions and is opening up

Jonn has known for years due to mind reading

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Danny Phantom Fandom, what’s the different between a haunt, a lair, and a nest?

Because form what I’ve gathered, a haunt is like, a ghosts territory, what they dictate/protect depending on their obsessions (like Amity for Danny or the prison for Walker)

And a nest is what it sounds like, like your personal space, your house, your bed almost.

And I’ve seen lair been used as both of these descriptions??

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Danny casually go munching on some enriching fruit from the realms/dead planets.

His classmate is a heroes civilian id and getting increasingly worried over the kid eating plants that highly toxic to humans and have been extinct for hundreds of years now.

Not to mention the fact no magic user or heroes connected to the dead have been in the city for a while, they always have a reason not to go, which is fair, they are busy with important stuff. But he tried to drag deadman here yesterday knowing he was free and the ghost started spewing nonsense, occasionally saying something like ‘don’t want to disturb the king’ then realising his mistake and moving on quickly.

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The ghost king is kind, caring, forgiving, and more. He is an amazing ruler and all of the realms love him, no one had seen him mad and honestly assumed him being annoyed or grumpy was as bad as it’s going to get.

One day Dani gets kidnapped and tortured and every ghost bowed, no one dared oppose their king, their lovely, kind, light king who was currently brimming with rage, shining like the incomprehension and bone deep terror of space, making every cell in their undead body’s scream of his rage, every person fighting the instinct to run as far away as they can and never look back, even Clockwork bowed to his power, even Fright Knight shook in fear, space itself powered him and reality turned to putty in his grip.

A pin could break the universe wide silence as black holes stopped sucking, water froze in its waves and rivers, fire dimmed to embers, planets stopped spinning, storms froze as lighting stopped mid strike, nothing and no one dared oppose the high king of the realms.

Their king was angry, raging beyond comprehension, and had stopped holding back, they almost felt pity for those who had hurt their princess (who was also loved dearly), almost.

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Saw a post about Superman learning to listen to Batman when he randomly says something is wrong, he doesn’t get the intuition thing but somehow it works?

So:

The Justice League (the mains guys anyways) have to work on a mission together and all the humans randomly get that hair raising gut feeling of wrongness and simultaneously do different things to prepear (like readying wepons or ducking incase something’s coming or looking around to try and find the problem) and this freaks out all the non-humans because they can’t see what’s wrong.

Then they start to walk to the door and all humans immeditaely get on edge and say things like ‘no, no, no’ ‘that’s a bad idea’ ‘we should look into that door’ so the others make them explain it and apparently humans just do that when danger’s near? Batman said something about the subconscious picking up on clues they might not notice otherwise and/or putting two and two together before they consciously realise it.

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“Danny Phantom got hit and someone streamed it live!” someone yelled, I scoffed, but I pulled up the internet and sure enough it was there. I rolled my eyes, of course someone who isn’t me (with all my gear) manages to hit him, it’s like I’m Red Huntress for fun and games!

I glanced back at the video and froze. Phantoms bleeding. He bleeds red. Blood red. Human red.

He bleeds red. He bleeds red! He bleeds RED! HE BLEEDS RED

REDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDREDRED

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Time, Space, and Reality

Clockwork, Phantom, and Batman

Grandfather, father, and son

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Officer: they’ve looking for the Justice League, not your secret identities

Green Lantern: *suit comes off as his rings glows* *he puts on sun glasses to hide his green eyes*

Batman: *pulls off the mask then the suit revealing a different type of suit underneath* *gives them a flitry smile*

Superman: *taps something on the suit which makes it come off to reveal a plaid T-shirt and jeans underneath* *puts on glaces and slouches*

Officer: wait, wait, wait. Yours is litterally just glasses???

Superman: who’s expect to see Superman slouching and wearing glasses?

Bruce: *looking at his nails* I figured it out after two meetings

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Superman has met Phantom one (1) time, during a summoning gone wrong with Constantine. This is one of the reasons that Superman is worried when Phantoms falls out through a green portal with an openly vivisected chest yelling something about Dani, family, and saving someone and then passes out as rings of light engulf him, when a very human looking child falls to the floor Superman decides this is out of his league (pun not intended) and calls Constantine.

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Superman turned as Constantine walked in “Constantine, we’re getting some help from a hero called Phantom because they’re a ghost hero but something was… wrong.” Superman said, looking conflicted. Constantine paled a bit but shook his head muttering about how Phantom is probably a really common name among ghosts.

“You know how you stare into water and you can’t see the bottom? That’s the feeling you get when looking at him, like you’re standing on the edge of an abyss that could come up and swallow you at any moment, like you’re fighting a tiger that’s merely humouring you for it’s own entertainment and could beat you any second?” Zatanna described “It’s like… I don’t know, it makes you want to run far away and never look back, it also wants you to bow down in respect, it wants you to stare in awe at his power, and then suddenly he laughed or moves away and it’s like the spell is broken. He said he was a ghost and none of us asked anything, I didn’t really want to know more.”

“White hair, green eyes, pale skin, black and white clothes, have you heard of him?” Flash asked, Constantine paled a couple more shades as Flash listed off Phantoms traits

“Do I know Phantom? Of course I know him! Everyone knows him! Please tell me you know him. Oh fuck, which ever gods I haven’t pissed off yet please tell me this is a joke and I’m wrong.” Constantine said, only saying Phantoms name in whispers and his emotion changing every sentence.

Constantine dealt with… a lot, and nothing scared him much anymore, that’s not to say he didn’t get scared, just that it took a hell of a lot to do it, and seeing him begging was unnerving

“Phantom? What should we know about Phantom?” Batman asked, Constantine ignored him and pulled out heavy book opening it up to a page with a picture of Phantom. The image depicted him with his mouth open because of some type of sonic attack aimed at something off screen, he wore a black crown and a green ring both of which were on fire, various other ghost like entities bowed down to him and I couldn’t read whatever language the text was in.

“Is this him? And stop staying his name out loud you don’t want to get his attention, we just call him The King if we have to talk about him.” Constantine warned,

“That’s him.” Wonder Woman said and pointed at the image, Constantine somehow got even paler

“Constantine are you-” he swayed standing up and Flash caught him “-okay?!” Flash asked, Constantine stood up and tried to wave Flash off

“That’s not a regular ghost you’re dealing with, that’s the Ghost King. The High King of the Infinite Realms, Defeater of the Tyrant King, Wielder of the Crown of Fire and the Ring of Rage, Ancient of Space Heros and Protection. He rules the entire Infinite Realms! I don’t fuck with the Infinite Realms! My demons don’t fuck with the Infinite Realms! Not even the little guys! And he rules the whole place! You don’t get it, you don’t become king by popular demand in the Infinite Realms, you have to beat the King in a fight. The King has been dead for three years, he’s practically a new born in ghost standards, and that was a few years ago! He bet Pariah Dark as a newborn, Pariah Dark is one of the most powerful ghosts ever and got bet by The King which he was a newborn, and The King’s only getting stronger.” Constantine explained, the room got silent as we took in what Constantine said and the implications of it “Please tell me you didn’t upset him.” Constantine asked

“He was fine.” Superman said

“He seemed happy, even a bit sad when he left, he really liked the windows.” Wonder Woman offered

“Well that makes sense, like I mentioned he’s practically a baby and he’s known to like space, it’s his domain for heavens sake!” Constantine said “Okay, 1) we’ll call him up, explain you’re all idiots and aren’t up to date with realms news and didn’t immediately recognise him, don’t say you don’t know him, he’s said to be merciful but lets not test that 2) offer him a room here and access to everywhere and whatever else we can give him 3) call him your highness and don’t say anything controversial incase he has strong feelings about it. Whatever else you’d do to someone who could destroy not only us but our entire universe.” Constantine ordered, for once no one protested being called an idiot.

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It was a normal day in a coffee shop when Phantom walked in, he wasn’t running or screaming to evacuate which was points to this was a good thing, what tipped the scale though was the fact that his chest was cut open and being held closed but duct tape, he slammed two solid gold coins on the counter “The strongest thing you have?” he asked, he sounded exhausted.

“Uh- sir, you’re…” I stuttered

“I got dissected.” Phantom said calmly “They’re after me. Can you make my coffee before Da- Jacks driving skills outclass fate?” Phantom asked. That’s it, I decided, I quit tomorrow.

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The Justice League summons king Phantom after meeting a Villian they can’t beat. What they didn’t expect was for phantom to recognise them “You;re the Justice League right!” he asked

“Yes.” Superman said, Phantom saw his confusion

“Earth is my home planet, me and most friends check up on its protectors from time to time.” (He’s lying with the timeline, he grew up with the Justice League)

“Wait.” Constantine said “You gave me the okay?” a realms being (the king of the realms of all people) thought he was worthy to protect their home planet? That’s the craziest thing he’s heard all month, and that’s saying something.