#leave me alone :((

[k1ttycrush]

boothill after his entire fucking planet exploded

[calzopelios]

hear me out. elphaba is for the gays. but glinda is for the lesbians. no I shall not elaborate. it just is what it is.

[beatcroc]

Getting called out by autofill is a special kind of being laid bare

[elissbabby]

from now on when a guy wants to talk to me i will run away and start screaming

[goth-brushbug]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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[calagua]

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

[classycookiexo]

[alicerovai]

- Mobius, if I don’t make it back, I…

-You’ll make it back.

F*ck everything they’re REAL.

[idnwtdta]

I literally feel dead in a living body

[lostrealities0]

everyone is talking about Blanc calling Marta after Glass Onion, but can we imagine him coming home and telling Philip everything.

like

"darling, i have just experienced the dumbest case ever. good lord, it was worse then playing clue. goddamn pineapple..."

[met4lwhore]

I killed a part of me to keep you alive.

And u never noticed

[nuppu-nuppu]

Blue and red are my least favorite colors Idk how this happened

[emmyrosee]

“Oh my god, this guy is soooo hot.”

Immediately in your peripheral, a spiky head of hair instantly whips towards you, golden eyes wide and curios when they stare intently at you. “Who?” Koutaro asks, voice hiked with only the slightest bit of jealousy.

“Oh, just this guy on my Instagram feed,” you say, as if trying to brush it off. Your eyes flick back to koutarou, who’s mentally going through your followers lists to see who you could be talking about.

“Who?” He asks again. You snicker and try to bite it back with a cough.

“Just- just this guy, like he’s sooooo handsome.”

“What guy?” Koutaro has now taken the liberty of crawling towards you, only rather than jealousy and panic, his eyes are now shiny with intrigue. “I want to see the handsome guy!”

You tuck your phone away and cock a brow, “you want to see him?”

He offers you a shrug, “I like handsome men too; why do you think I hung around Kuroo so much in high school?”

“Kuroo’s handsome?”

“You DONT think Kuroo’s handsome?!”

“No, I think Akaashi’s handsome.”

“No, Akaashi’s beautiful.”

For a moment, the man on your phone is forgotten as you stare at each other, brows quirked before breaking down into a fit of shared laughter, your head thunking against his chest while his arms tossed around you, keeping you close. When you both manage to control yourselves, he nudges you again, “come on! I want to see the eye candy!”

You finish your giggles before moving yourself and your phone towards him, but rather than an Instagram post or account, it’s your camera, flipped towards you both. Koutarou’s cheeks dust pink and he strikes a wild smolder at the camera.

“You’re right,” he says, whistling at himself. “That’s one handsome guy. Damn. He’s too handsome-“ he’s now taken the liberty of pushing back slightly to flex his arms and shoulders, “-devilishly good looking; bet he’s got tons of people falling at his feet, he’s so handsome.”

“More handsome than Kuroo?”

Koutarou scoffs and shakes his head, “way, way more handsome than Kuroo.”

With that, he quickly wraps his arms around you and tugs you close to smother you in kisses, wet and noisy along your cheeks and head, and in your fit of laughter and squeals, your thumb slips and takes more than a few pictures, full of laughter and squirms and they’re perfect. You couldn’t have asked for better pictures.

And it’s worth the explanation to Kuroo when Koutarou posts those same pictures hours later, with the caption “say I’m much more handsome than @vlblmngr, not as cute as @a.kaashikeiji”

[evansbby]

A. Levinson transferred $500 to your bank account.

Note: So you can get your nails done like you were talking about last night. Love, daddy 🩷

🩷✨🩷✨🩷✨🩷

A. Levinson transferred $1000 to your bank account.

Note: Missing you, baby girl. Can’t wait to get back from this business trip. I know I already gave you this month’s allowance but here’s a little extra something so please treat yourself, sweetheart. Love, daddy 🩷

🩷✨🩷✨🩷✨🩷

A. Levinson transferred $2500 to your bank account.

Note: I can’t stop thinking about you and how much I love taking care of you. Please buy yourself something pretty, and think of me when you do. My heart belongs to you. Love, daddy 🩷

🩷✨🩷✨🩷✨🩷

A. Levinson transferred $4000 to your bank account.

Note: For being so smart and brave and perfect. You are the love of my life, sweet princess. I can’t wait to see you for dinner later, please treat yourself to a pretty dress for the occasion. Love, daddy 🩷

🩷✨🩷✨🩷✨🩷

A. Levinson transferred $7000 to your bank account.

Note: You went shopping with your friends but you forgot to take my credit card with you. Here’s a little something to get you by, text me if you need more! Love you so much, baby girl. Love, daddy 🩷

[free-my-mindd]

[izel-scribbles]

thanks for reducing the quality to shit, tumblr (click for hd)

based on the kiss by gustav klimt