Lol, i get this mini figure the same day I got the legofarmer set. It was meant to be 😂😂😂
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LMK Incorrect quotes#88 2 for 1
Farmer!Y/n*Is holding a barrel full of peaches going back and forth collecting the crop to dumping it on the truck, they Got tired of ignoring the two monkies who follow them* why are you following me?...and how did you get pass my guard dog...
Mac: Because we’re dating now
Farmer!Y/n: okay… what about the other monkey boy?
Wukong: we’re a package deal, Sunshine~
Mac: Buy one idiot, get one free
The fearsome guard dog at the moment-
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Theory on that Crimson Jimson-Weed;
So I was re-watching "To Catch a Leaf" like any good Sandy-fan when I recognised the name of the flower (Crimson Jimsonweed/Scarlet Mandala flower) being something I encountered in my horticulture/pharma studies;
You see, Jimsonweed is another name for Datura - a super-toxic nightshade flower known for it's psychoactive effects that was occasionally used in traditional Chinese medicine. A few seeds or leaves is enough to send someone into days-long potentially fatal delirium. Monk in India particularly used it to induce horror/madness in order to have a better understanding of the world.
My first thought was; "Why tf would Sandy reccomend a flower that's like a million acid trips in one?" and second "Why did LBD need it?"
According to Sandy the Crimson Jimsonweed can "influence mortality itself" - something that would be very useful if your opponent is someone who's pretty protective of their immortality. NO wonder why LBD was pissed. Huntsman "only" taking a single petal could have saved the gang's lives in the long run.
And I thought: "Cool!"
And then I was researching an au idea/theory @dorothygale123 brought up about "Shennong/The Flame Emperor/Divine Peasant" having connections to the Demon Bull King and Red Son; only to read how he (a primordial god of fire and medicine) died;
You see, after he retired/lost the godly throne, Shennong decided to put his brain and super-durable/transparent stomach to use and self-experiment on himself and document the results. He apparently got poisoned quite a lot in his research (he also discovered many ways to get high) to classify all plant life.
Ultimately Shennong died after eating a "small yellow flower" and being unable to find an antidote or "clean out his instestine" in time. Kind of a sad but expected end to the chinese mythos version of the first farmer-scientist. A rule of medicine is that anything that can heal can also kill at a certain dosage.
But the flower that killed him is up for debate. The book I have suggests it to be "Intestine-Breaking/Heartbreak Grass"(Gelsemium sempervirens). This Oxford paper suggests Tansy, an old treatment for worms. But a common theme is that the "flower of a weed" was the cause.
After my research into Jimsonweed and it's connections to mortality in Buddhism I must suggest a hidden culpurit;
This could be my mild red-colourblindness acting up; but The flower we see throughout the "To Catch a Leaf" is gotdamn yellow.
The flower that can "influence mortality itself" would be the perfect candiate for what killed the legendary Divine Peasant.
Makes sense why Sandy decided to instead brew a very small part of it into tea for MK. He likely read Shennong's research and realised that this super-rare variant of Jimsonweed *was* an amazing tonic... in the right dosage of course. Hence why Sandy didn't feed MK the whole flower.
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Have some farmer IP!Zane doodles that have been sitting in my drafts for like, god knows how long, lmao 💀
Also, i really need to organise my account better- any tips on what i can improve? Maybe i should finally figure out what the hell blogs are and how they work-- is my account a blog? Okay i'll stop before this turns into a rant
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LMK Incorrect quotes#91 Needy boys
Mac: What am we supposed to do all day while you're at the farmers market?...
Farmer!Y/n:...I dont know? What do you two normally do when im gone?
Wukong*Sniffing and tears up,holding your guard dog for support*Wait for you to get back...(づ•́ ᵔ •̀)づ
Part 2 of :
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AU where Lloyd decided he’s had enough and moves to pelican town to become a farmer (he won the egg hunt as is now the proud owner of a straw hat)
(Lowkey temped to write that fic)
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