#lighthearted joke

[realtranstybalt]

hi [friend on other side of thr world] wake up i miss you

[cevtoons]

Just finished season five of LEGO Monkie Kid.

Here’s my season five preparedness checklist.

- Tissues. Two boxes at minimum. You’ll be crying your eyes out.

- Puke bucket. For the rollercoaster of emotions you’ll go through.

- A large bottle of water. You’ll get dehydrated from puking and hurt your throat screaming.

- Comfortable clothes. Get as comfy as you can, you’ll be in pain.

- Therapist on speed dial. You’ll need it afterward.

[2036sator]

[[ ' lawful hero agency ' why do they look like they would NOT win in a court room as lawyers ]]

[fanged-cotl]

Lamb actually has a damage boost against heretics because they're bisexual (all bisexuals get at least 10% damage increase in combat)

[treespen]

#mmm eating this

-- everyone in this novel about Jonathan Harker

I was about to be funny back and say something about a certain someone objecting to that but

you know she craved that lawyer juice for a month long. Young and strong and right next to her. every night.

Another trait she shares with Drac is patience apparently.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

coffee at midnight

tension, tattoos and team dinners.

chapter three: lighthearted joke

read on ao3.

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19 notes

[albaficalover]

What if gender was funnier ?

AMAB : Assigned Monster At Birth

AFAB :Assigned Fae At Birth

And of course the secret third gender :

AWAB : Assigned Walrus At Birth

[criitterbug]

um. formal apologies for the darwin hysteria

[hearts401]

NO FORMER IRL STOP LIKING MY POSTS IM EMBARASSING ON HERE

[theglassdragoncollective]

Front they said, it’ll be fun they said.

[jimmerzz0905]

me after telling my sisters I hope they become mice and explode

[angecel]

im nothing now im just the netzach maid dress guy to everypony .

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[the-bleeding-prophet]

Architect.. 🤬

[crabussy]

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

[mlabyrinth]

Tom in Osaka...

Arrives on stage super excited

Social battery status: 100%

Soon after finds himself lost and confused...😐⁉️

Social battery status: 70%

Still confused, but now holds a hammer in hand and notices a plywood in front. Doesn't care to the listen to the instructions and proceeds the break the heck out of the plywood 😵

Exhausts himself from smashing the plywood 😪

Social battery status: 50%

Suddenly cannot take this anymore and wants to go home asap 😑

Social battery status: 20%

[Reluctantly] proceeds to wave like a king and clap like a child (both social cues had to be encouraged and demonstrated by the very excited Misha)

Social battery status: 0%, fully drained.

Proceeds to judge the still very excited Misha 😒

Finally gets to leave. Peace out ✌️

Unlikely friends are often the best kind I hope they exchanged phone numbers off stage and became bffs forever and always because I said so.