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Glad Harry is fucking around and kissing dudes in movies. Was really over every circuit party gay giving their two cents about what queer baiting is and try to explain their own definitions of it while they still have the scent of poppers going through their brains
#like bro idc if you go to them they seem fun if you’re into it#but why is it always the petty party gays who are mad about Harry styles??#like it’s so confusing use a brain cell or something#care more about the G in lgbtqia+#like questioning for long periods is valid#unlabeled is valid#queer baiting is bating queer people with promises of (usually) a gay storyline or using queer-ness to sell a product#like Harry has never done that#also Harry has been under the public eye since he was 15#it’s hard to navigate your own sexuality by yourself let alone when your a teenager and the whole world is breathing down your back#like idk#let him be#you clearly don’t know what wueerbaiting from a straight cis man looks like because it isn’t what Harry is doing.#like go to twitter or tik toks there are TONS of accounts like that. and none of them would ever wear half the shit Harry does#most of you didn’t even figure out your sexuality until your twenties anyway so fuck off!!#god damn!!
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hear me out— crazy and openly flirty! reader with her crazy and jealous bf Miles 42. Expand on that however you want
Okay so I had a thought...
A/n: Keep requesting fics as always. I’m not gonna be as active but I’ll post as often as I can bc I’m going on vacation for a week but idk, ill prolly still post a ton 💀
Warnings: Mentions of blood, implied murd3r, you being a flirt and Miles being crazy asf, lmk if I forgot some
It seemed like a pretty normal day, you were designing some stuff for one of your classes and y/f/n(your crush/friend) decided to tag along. Y’all weren’t that close but everyone could tell there were sparks between you two, even more so than your boyfriend Miles.
Everyone(even y/f/n) knew that you two were dating and were happy but they still interfered. People claimed you were a slut and you were insane and you were forcing Miles into a relationship even though, people close to y’all claimed it to be the opposite. You never really broke the habit of flirting for fun and this pissed Miles off to no end:
“Y/n he thinks you’re single” Miles would say
“Well I’m not. I’m just naturally flirty” you would defend
“You’re also beautiful mami and people want to take advantage of that” Miles said
“Well thats why I have you” you would say, standing on your tiptoes to kiss Miles
“Mmm he better watch himself, let’s just say that next time he pulls that shit, I might not be so nice"
Miles was a wonderful boyfriend but your exact opposite. Where you were bright, happy, always had a smile on your face and friendly; Miles was dark, nonchalant, cold and walked around like his opps were around the corner, about to kill you. You two shared a few things though, you were both crazy and possessive of each other. If Miles spoke to a girl you didn’t know, you would come over and kiss him, touch him, and flirt with him; making him flustered
“Miles, te necisito, papi” you would flirt while tilting your head and rubbing his lower back
“Oh! Who is this?” the girl asked, with a hint of venom in her voice
“I’m Y/n but you can call me his wife” you said, putting out your hand for her to shake
“Girl chill, we’re 16. He ain’t marrying you anytime soon” the girl clapped back
“You don’t know me.” Miles would say coldly to the girl
“And you won’t get the chance to” you would finish and smile at the girl
The girl walked away in a huff after that and Miles smirked at you:
“You jealous ma?"
“No. I just don’t want people pushing up on my man” you said
He chuckled and said:
“Don’t worry, Mami; I’m not feeling no one else but you."
After this little escapade; You and Miles had the mutual agreement to stop flirting with other people and you held up your end of that well until y/f/n came along and kept pressuring you to go out with them and give them a chance:
“You know, if you were with me, I’d never let you out of my sight. Anywhere you go, I’d go. Class? I’ll carry your books. Home? I’m right behind you. The Bathroom? I’m-“ they started
“You’re what? No. Go ahead and continue that sentence, I dare you” Miles said suddenly
“MILES!!! Thank God you’re here, I was so scared” you said, clapping your hands together like a prayer had been answered(because it had).
“Dude, chill; I was just joking. Y/n knows I’d never overstep like that, bro” y/f/n said, holding out a hand in an attempt to dap your boyfriend up
“I’m not your ‘bro’ homeboy, watch how you step, it might be your last if you keep fucking with my girl like that” Miles said taking a step towards the person. They were almost equal height but Miles was slightly taller(6’2 yes ik its not canon and idc)
It seemed like they would fight right there in the hallway with the way Miles was staring at y/f/n and while y/f/n was a bit intimidated, they weren’t backing down. They were another one of your victims of over-flirtation but unlike the others, they were persistent and tried the friend angle in order to get to you but they didn’t sound on your boyfriend being jealous and possessive. Eventually, they walked away and Miles pulled you aside:
“Don’t fucking talk to them again, you understand ma?” Miles said
“I understand. I am so so sorry, they just came up to me and cornered me.” you explained with watery eyes
“It’s fine, ma. Don’t let it happen again, tu entiendes?” he said, grabbing your chin to look him in the eye
“Si, papi. Te amo” you said
The next few days were quiet. Miles stayed closer than usual to you, y/f/n stayed away but they stared at you constantly and smirked at you. It was one faithful Saturday that would change all of that in a flash.
Miles was away doing Prowler stuff and you were designing possible suit, mask and gauntlet combos when you heard a knock on your dorm. You opened the door and were shocked to see y/f/n:
“Hey, y/n. Can we talk?"
“Uhm I should wait for Miles. He’ll be back shortly” you lied. Prowler shit took four hours min because Miles would carry stuff out in bulk so he could spend more time with you
“We can talk without him right?” Y/f/n said, pushing into your dorm. Your dorm mate was away for the weekend, visiting her parents in nantucket.
“Oh. I guess” You said
“so what you drawing?’ they asked
“stuff” you giggled
“Fuck I love your laugh.” they smiled
“um thanks” you replied
“a pretty laugh for a pretty girl” they said, grabbing your chin and staring at your lips
“thanks. You caught me at a bad time, I’m just about to go shower” you said pushing their hand away
“Oh can I join, haha?” they joked
“hahaha.” you said, silently praying Miles was outside your window witnessing all of this and waiting to strike
“You know, I’ve had a huge crush on you since you first came here? You were genuinely sweet and kind and pretty. Miles doesn’t know how lucky he is to have someone like you” They confessed, closing the gap between y’all
“Yeah but I can tell he appreciates me. He never makes me feel uncomfortable” you said with a hint of venom
“Am I making you uncomfortable?” they asked, approaching your lips
“Yeah, very” you said trying to back away. At this point, you were praying for a miracle when all of a sudden, you hear a slashing noise and see blood on your floor
“I told you to stay away from her. I gave you a warning, this is on you homeboy”
“Who are you?” they spluttered out.
A mask opened up and suddenly he appeared
“I’m Miles Morales, but you You can call me the Prowler. Right, Amor?” Miles looked at you
“Right, baby. You said, kissing your man as the person in front of you, fades away.
#mcu fanfiction#miles morales x reader#miles morales x y/n#miles morales headcannons#miles morales#miles x reader#across the spiderverse#spiderman#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse fanart#across the spiderverse spoilers#spiderman into the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spiderverse#earth 42#earth42!miles#earth42!miles smut#prowler!miles#foryou
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im sorry for the confusion huhuhu 🥹
anyways ill answer your questions :
looks like we are soulmates (platonically) were same but different.
and as you can see I BRO ZONED EVERY IKEPRI SUITOR because i don't imagine myself being on a romantic nor sexual relationship with any of them...it feels...weird..and odd at the same time.
of course that doesn't mean i won't stop simping nor having a crush nor fangirl over them, especially towards leon 👀 (besides most of them are jokes and is satire, i didn't mean most of the words i said-).
also despite me liking both men and women, AND SUPRISINGLY IM ACTUALLY NOT BISEXUAL- im in the ace spectrum just like you 😊🫶🏼, and my sexuality can be a bit confusing...so anyways, im actually aego aroace (in closet) just search it in google 😅.
actually my faves are LEON and CHEVALIER, the faction leaders eifnekdmedkw.
as for jin, i used to like him at first impression then he became meh to me but then slowly i liked him back now, dang i feel moody to my liking of jin-.
i liked jin a bit because his name is jin (i have a thing for fictional characters that are named jin), he is leon's bro, best big brother figure, likes women, mantiddies, caring for his younger brothers 🥺, handsome to me (idc about his haircut), a sweet tooth like me 🫶🏼, etc. (suprisingly he's one of my least faves, doesn't mean i disliked him tho).
about the pig emoji, it just suits me...i love pink, im a foodie, likes getting dirty (not THAT kind), im average looking, i can be fun and enthusiastic, im a bit fat, etc.
well that's a lot of yapping...please let me know if you want me to stop, i don't wanna bother you lots you know 😔.
anyways take care of yourself, alright? 💟
im sincerely sorry...(im not og keith i swear-).
hmm perhaps we are platonic soulmates. i also don’t see myself and any of the suitors in a romantic/sexual relationship. well except for leon of course he confuses me a lot. i just thought you’re some kind of bi because you said you’re into women as well. but i think i understand, you just like the idea or seeing romantic/sexual relationships? i am curious to know what your journey was like when you found the aro/ace spec because i think mine is kinda funny.
i don’t trust people that like chevalier and leon tho it’s suspicious to me 🤨 how are you gonna like someone that threatened you over a book but also like someone that would save you and dust off the book? as for liking jin, i’ve always felt like you either like him or you don’t so i can see how you’re going back and forth on it 😹 i actually don’t mind his haircut too i think it has a certain boyish charm. it’s much cleaner than leon’s mullet bc leon seems to have hair going everywhere💀
i also like food too. i like regular meals but i prefer baking dessert over cooking.
you’re not a bother, i don’t mind 😸👍 take care of yourself as well!!
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heyy!! I found your blog recently and I really enjoy reading your writings! You’re an amazing writer! I’m really happy to see more Blue Lock content as well! Blue Lock is such an awesome manga and I love it so much! I look forward to more of your works! 💘
Could I also request maybe First Date headcanons with Sae, Rin, Nagi, Chigiri, Reo, Kunigami, Isagi, or any of the Blue Lock boys? Thank you!
Hi anon you are such a sweetheart thank you so much! This made my day (*≧з≦) I apologise for making you wait too long, I hope you'll like it! Also, sorry some of them were much longer than the others
First date headcanons
Characters: Sae Itoshi, Rin Itoshi, Nagi Seishiro, Reo Mikage, Chigiri Hyoma, Kunigami Rensuke and Isagi Yoichi
Sae Itoshi
• You have to be very special to catch his eye. He doesn't go just for anyone, but you, you're definitely special
• And once he confirms his feelings for you he confidently asks you out. Bonus points if you get flustered a bit, he thinks it's cute that he has that effect on you.
• Once you guys agree to go on a date this boy immediately rearranges his schedule around the date
• He tried suggesting that you two go on your first date in Spain or France. But you politely shut down his idea down, saying that he doesn't need to go overboard for your first date
• So you guys settle for a nice restaurant in Japan, he was a little bummed that he had to stay here but it's with you so he will manage
• Sae is a true gentleman, opens the door for you, pulls you out a chair, compliments you and pays for the meal
• If someone happens to see you two outside on a date tho, rumours will start immediately. But he couldn't give two shits tbh
• He would enjoy listening to your interests, Sae loves watching that spark light up in your eyes he knows the feeling of happiness that rushes through you when you talk about your interests.
• If they do happen to ask him about you on some press conferences he would just say: "Yes I'm currently dating someone, I don't get how is that related to my career."
• After your date, he would drive/walk you home and kiss you on your forehead. And when he comes back home he would have to fight the urge of buying some tickets for a foreign country to take you on your next date.
Rin Itoshi
• Like his brother, Rin seems very cold and calculated. So you have to be super interesting to catch his fancy
• Rin is introverted, so he wouldn't like to go out to some fancy restaurant. So he would take you out to the movies! He enjoys horror films so I feel like he would pick out a really good one
• After movies you guys would get ice cream and walk around, talking about anything and everything
• He would complain about all the lukewarm people he met in blue lock. And he would offer an ear to your complaints.
• He is so cute I swear, Rin is trying so hard to hide the smile that is stubbornly trying to show on his face. He doesn't want to blow his "cool guy" persona yet.
• He would walk you home and you would walk you home, but you would have to be one to initiate something. He wants to hug you, but the poor boy is just super embarrassed.
• When you hug him, or kiss him on the cheek. You can definitely see the red color creeping on his ears. When you two finally part your ways. Rin is letting that simle show, just this time it's much bigger and the pink dusting his cheeks is much more visible. But when he gets back home he puts on his cold facade
• He is not into PDA, so on your next date I feel like you two would walk around with your pinkies intertwined
Nagi Seishiro
• This one is a given, Nagi would totally take you out on an arcade date! He could effortlessly impress you, plus who doesn't love arcades?
• You two would play few intense rounds of air hockey. After the fifth time that you lost he let you win one round, just to see you jump around in victory
• After that you guys played some co op games, Mario Bros, Bubble Bobble and other classic
• Your small rivalry will continue as you guys start playing vs games like Street Fighter, Tekken and Mortal Kombat if you main Kitana you are immediately attractive idc again he will let you win just to see that cute smile on your face
• Please if you have the willpower make him play Taiko or DDR. At first he would be hesitant, because he thinks that it would require so much effort but if you bat your eyelashes he might just fall for your trap
• What can he say it's hard to resist when it comes to you. Surprisingly he is really good at Taiko, which of course earned a compliment from you "You should consider becoming a drummer." please just imagine drummer!Nagi what a concept
• Nagi saw you eyeing one of the toys in the claw machine and he just had to jump at the opportunity. So here you were with two milkshakes in your hands cheering Nagi on
• It took him a while but he got it in the end! He knows that you will treasure it, and the huge smile on your face was totally worth it
• You two walk to your house hand in hand and talk about all the games that you played you leave him with a kiss on the cheek and a promise to beat him fair and square next time
Reo Mikage
• This guy goes all out, like it's unreal how much effort he put in. The second you agreed to go out on a date with him he started planning everything out to the smallest detail
• A limo was waiting outside for you, I mean he did tell you to wear something nice, but you didn't expect this much
• He bought you flowers, he went as far as renting out the whole restaurant. Which is one of the most expensive in town.
• At first you felt kinda awkward, I mean isn't he going a bit too far? He probably spent a lot of money on this. But he reassured you that you deserve to be spoiled
• After some time you get much more comfortable, and you stop caring. You don't feel uncomfortable and out of place because Reo is there, and that's the only thing that matters
• After a very nice dinner made by the best cook in the country. You guys went on top of a tall building and just talked your hearts out, admiring the beautiful navy sky
• The limo took you guys back to your place and you were standing on your doorstep hoping that Reo would do something and he did!
• He kissed you! And you had to hold in a scream of happiness, after he left you ran into your room to let out that happiness by screaming into your pillow
Chigiri Hyoma
• Okay, you two would go on a study date! He feels like that's the best option, it's lowkey and he wouldn't feel as stressed to actually ask you out
• But just because the date seems casual, it doesn't mean he didn't carefully chose the location you two would go to. He checked all the local cafés and what food and drinks they serve
• He would choose the most beautiful café, a beautiful slow melody is bouncing around the room. The whole café was decorated with wood and plants, making it look like a whimsical forest
• You two ordered tea and got two Strawberry Shortcakes, Chigiri and you opened your books, you guys talked a bit about the harder subjects you have to get to eventually
• But as the conversation started to flow, you two kinda forgot about the pile of books you had on the table
• You talked about your favorite writers, and other hobbies you share, the tea was great and so was the Shortcake
• After a long talk, it was time to part your ways. Chigiri walked you home, and you guys just couldn't stop talking about everything and anything
• You didn't want to go and neither did he, so he immediately asked you out on a another date, and of course you were so excited
• When he left he just couldn't stop thinking about you, so he called you and the two of you talked for so long.
• Both of you couldn't wait to see each other again
Kunigami Rensuke
• The two of you would go to an amusement park! Eating delicious, colourful cotton candy as you guys talked about all the ride you want to go on
• Kunigami would win so many games, you would have so many stuffed animals by the end of it
• Like his hands were full and you were carrying two stuffed bears each settled into your hands
• You guys would ride the fastest, highest roller coasters. But if you are afraid of heights, that's okay too. There is a lot of other fun rides and games you can try
• You would go on the teacups and you would ride a carousel giggling like little children throughout all of it
• Kunigami suggested that you should visit the Haunted mansion, everything was fine at first, but then a second jump scare happened and then out of reflex Kunigami hit the poor worker in the head
• When the sun started to fall asleep and the sky splashed with orange gradients. The two of you went to a farriers wheel
• Walking home still laughing about the aftermath of the punch Kunigami accidentally landed and your hands full with the stuffed prizes, he asked you out on a next date
Isagi Yoichi
• Isagi took you out on a picnic! At first he was kinda hesitant to ask you out. He can get really insecure at times and you are just so perfect he thought you were way out of his league
• When you said yes, he was the happiest he ever felt it's the same feeling he gets when he scores a goal
• In an attempt to surprise Isagi, you decided to make some sandwiches
• Isagi had the same idea tho, so when you two met up, both of you were holding baskets full of food earning an angelic laugh from Isagi
• The field looked beautiful, it was filled with flowers and some kids were running around. The two of you sat on a blanket right under a blossoming cherry tree
• Munching on some sandwiches, you talked about anything and everything
• After you stuffed your faces with food, Isagi suggested that you two play football. And you eagerly agreed
• Sure, maybe you aren't the best football player. But seeing the spark that is dancing in his eyes is totally worth running around trying to kick a ball
• To your surprise, you played football for hours laughing and playfully bickering
• And everything was fine until the rain began to fall. Quickly starting to pack your things up, Isagi looked for the shelter
• The two of you ran to safety, never dropping your smiles, your hair and clothes totally wet by now
• Your house was closer so that's where you went. You begged Isagi to stay until the rain stopped. And he oh was he embarrassed, he's never been in a girl's room and now here he is. Changing into some clothes you had laying around while you were making tea for the both of you
• After some time passed, Isagi finally got comfortable and you laughed the whole situation off
• When the rain stopped, it was time for him to go even though you didn't want him to
• He thanked you for the stuff you lent him. Promising to return them on the next date
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Hi can I request a part 2 of that wheezie asking for boy advice cause bro when she said “Rafe doesn’t love anyone anymore” my heart shattered for her so in part 2 can he be telling her he loves her because dude, my heart? Broken. My soul? Crushed. That shit HURTED she needs some love. It could literally just be like “Rafe sat on wheezies bed “I love you” Rage said, wheezie nodded” idc I just need to relieve some pain over here
PART 1
You smile into the crook of Rafes neck, letting out a soft laugh as his fingers glide across the ticklish spot on your side. You had been in this same position for hours now. You laying half across his chest, leg draped over his thigh, head against his shoulder and arm resting against his chest. One of rafes arms draped over your shoulders while the other moved gently against your side and thigh, tracing soothing patterns against your skin.
You could stay like this for the rest of the day and that’s exactly what you wanted to do, your mind however had different ideas. You couldn’t stop thinking about something that had been bothering you for a while now, finally deciding to bring it up to your boyfriend in hopes he would be able to do something about it.
“Baby?” You ask quietly, your breath ticking his neck as you spoke.
“Hmm?” He hums in reply, idly toying with the waist band of your shorts.
Rafes eyes were closed, his body threatening to drift off to sleep as the afternoon soon lazily drifted through his window and warmed his skin, not having felt this content in a long time.
“I’m worried about your sister.” You mumble, watching as your fingers trace patterns against his chest through his shirt.
“Sarah?” Rafe asks quietly.
“Wheezie.” You correct him, lifting your head to rest against your hand so you could look at him, he opens one eye to look over at you when he felt your movements, “she just seems really down lately, ever since I spoke to her in her room last week.” Your fingers stroke his shoulder through his shirt as you spoke.
“I’m sure she’ll be fine, just the usual teenage girl things.” Rafe squeezes your side in a comforting manner and closes his eyes once again.
“Probably, I just hate seeing her look so sad. Do you think you could say something?” You ask hopefully.
“Me? You know I’m not good at that kinda thing babe.” Rafe mumbles.
“I know but it’s your sister and I’ve already tried.” You pout up at him, knowing you had won the moment he let out a sigh.
“Will it make you feel better if I did?” He asks, finally opening both eyes and lifting his head to see you properly.
You nod your head quickly, a large grin forming on your lips as you lean up and kiss him quickly, “you’re the best!” You slap his chest gently before moving your leg from his to allow him to get up.
Rafe sighs again, rising from his laying position and throwing his legs off the side of the bed, he runs a hand through his hair, pushing the strands that had fallen into his face back into place again. “What do I say?” He asks, looking back at you over his shoulder.
You shrug, offering him a small smile, “I don’t know, just be her brother.”
Rafe frowns at you before standing up and heading out of the room to find his youngest sister. He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t noticed her moping around more often than usual but he had hoped you or Sarah would have been able to talk to her, feeling this was more of a girls job than a big brothers job, but he would try his best nonetheless.
He found wheezie sat out back on the swing seat, phone in her lap as she looked out across the lawn, a sad expression ever present on her features.
“Hey, wheeze.” Rafe teases softly as he approaches her, placing his hand on the side of the swing and leaning against it.
“Hey, Rafe.” Wheezie sighs back, “what are you doing here? Don’t you have a girlfriend to entertain?”
“Just checking you’re okay.” He replies, watching her closely for the answer.
“Well as you can see I’m not dead, you can go now.” She rolls her eyes and picks her phone up from her lap.
Rafe chews on his lower lip, wanting nothing more than to retreat back inside to the comfort and safety of his bed but he knew he couldn’t, his sister needed him and he’d be damned if he wouldn’t even try and help her feel better.
Rafe made his way around the swing and sat next to her, pulling the phone from her hands and placing it face down between them.
“Talk to me.” Rafe presses, turning slightly towards her as she huffs in annoyance.
“About what, Rafe?” She asks.
“About you, about what’s wrong.” He offers up.
Wheezie turns to look at him for the first time, eyebrows furrowed, “why do you care?”
“Because you’re my sister, I don’t want to see you like his, c’mon you can talk to me.” Rafe pushes as he leans against the back of the seat.
Wheezie chews the inside of her cheek, watching him closely as if debating whether she should say anything before letting out a long sigh.
“I just...” she lifts her hands and then let’s them drop back into her lap, “I feel like no one ever has time for me. Sarah is always with John b, you’re always with Y/N, dads always doing business and rose is always off with her friends. I’m just the odd one out who gets in the way.”
“Hey, that’s not true,” Rafe frowns and shuffles closer, putting a gentle hand on her shoulder, “you’re not the odd one out and you don’t get in the way. I guess we’ve all just been wrapped up in our lives and assumed you were okay.”
Wheezie looks up at him, eyes watering slightly after her confession, “I don’t want you to be left out.” Rafe assures her, wrapping his arm around her shoulder and pulling her into his side, “I love you, Wheeze. I know I don’t always show it or act like it but I really do. You’re the less annoying sister.” He adds as a joke causing her to laugh softly.
“How about we go inside, we order pizza and ice cream and me, you and Y/N have a movie night? Just us three under a blanket with snacks, I’ll even let you pick the movie?” Rafe offers, squeezing her shoulder.
“You don’t have to do that.” Wheezie shakes her head, wiping the stray tear that had slipped from her eye.
“I want to, it will be fun.” Rafe assures her.
She looks up at him, studying him for a moment before finally nodding, “okay...I get to pick the movie? Any movie?”
Rafe nods, standing up and bringing her with him, keeping his arm tight around her shoulders as they walked back to the house, “any movie at all.” He agrees.
@outerbankslut @scandalousfemale
Hope this is okay anon! I also wrote this on my phone and didn’t proof read so there's probably grammar and spelling errors!
#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron fic#rafe cameron fluff#rafe cameron#outer banks#outer banks x reader#outer banks fluff#outer banks fic#rafe cameron imagine#may writing
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Found You || OnlineRival!Felix
AU: online gamer friends + college + rivals to lovers
Anon: know it's a common au cliché but I've been craving some college au's of felix, maybe enemies to lovers ?? but enemies in a playful, competitive sense of course. I'll leave this vague so that you have more creative freedom, idc if you write in para. style or bullet point, I'll eat up anything you write skskj
A/N: I HAVE RETURNED!! Hope you enjoy this anon~ still can’t believe you’ve been following me since 2017 oml
If anyone else has lowkey specific requests for skz I’ll take them!! It can be any type/medium(?) of writing lol I just don’t want to write elaborate plots rn
You’ve been playing this video game recently
(I’ve been playing Valorant lol so I’m basing this off of that)
you’ve been playing solo for a bit
One afternoon, you match with a nice team that’s doing well
it’s a good game; you’re pretty evenly matched
you end up the last player standing, win a round for your team, & they applaud you for it!
But then—ohoho and then—
—you hear the deepest freakin Australian accent on voice chat
saying “ayy nice!!”
you say a polite thank you back to him
meanwhile the other people on your team are like
“holy crap bro your voice is low af!”
you get to hear this boy speak for longer lol
His username is #1Aboji or BrownieBoi915 or smth idk so you call him Brownie
and y’all get to talking lol
you send him a friend request on a whim because he seems nice
he accepts, sends you a party invite, and you play a few games together!!
Over the course of a couple months, you play together every time you’re online at the same time
(which is often bc ur timezones happen to be the same hehe)
It’s funny because although you’re friendly with each other, you’re competitive af LMAO
most of your games are spent competing for who can get more kills and who can be MVP of the team/entire match
it’s friendly competition but competition nonetheless
eventually he asks for your Tumblr/Twitter/whatever so y’all can chat a bit more :D
his @ can still be @/BrownieBoi915 lol
Brownie’s fun and you share some interests!!
your music tastes are similar too, so he sends you song recommendations, then you yell about them
You’ve been chatting a lot and reply to each others’ posts/tweets often, especially when you’re just posting about weird sh!t happening in your life
But one day… you post about something that happened at your college
something like “icb this ajlsdhf there’s this girl in one of my classes and she just sCALED THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING SO SHE WOULDN’T BE LATE TO CLASS”
less than a minute later you get a text:
“AHJKFLDSA WAIT YOUR MOST RECENT TWEET—
DO YOU MEAN VANESSA??”
and then
wAIT THAT’S BROWNIE TEXTING
HE KNOWS VANESSA?!?!?
So, naturally, you text him back
Then Brownie gets you to agree to another silly competition:
see who could identify the other first on campus!!
the 1 rule is that you have to find each other in-person
(there is a 2nd rule that you can’t ask exactly where the other person is, but that’s pretty obvious lol)
But because of the main rule, occasionally you’ll get a vague text like
Brownie: “Hey are you wearing a red flannel right now”
You: “No I’m not even outside lmao”
Brownie: “Dammit I thought I felt the vibes”
It’s a nice lil challenge because the only thing you know about Brownie is that he identifies as a guy and has an Australian accent
(but that may be unimportant depending on where you live lmao)
meanwhile the only things he knows about you are random details, your voice, and that you have a class with Vanessa lol
And it’s FUN!!
but you both start to get suuuuper competitive
mostly because of the 1 rule
there have literally been times you’ve probably found Brownie when you hear an Australian accent in the distance
however he always leaves before you can get to him, so it doESN’T COUNT GDI
Brownie tho lmao—he’s always putting on his detective hat and trying to track you down on campus
whenever he’s chilling after class he asks for where you are generally
he’ll ask you “Hey wyd”
You: “Studying”
Brownie: “In the library?”
You: “…Yes”
then he starts to narrow down where you could be based on less-specific questions
Of course, that’s not the only thing you text him about
you’ve grown pretty close to Brownie
the competition has helped with that!!
and ofc you still play that game together lol
Honestly, you really want to meet him
he’s just super charming + considerate
Also he mentioned he likes baking
you suggested “we should bake together!!”
Brownie: “Gotta find me first ;)))”
so,,, yeah you daydream about baking with Brownie
you really want to know his name
I mean, c’mon, you’ve gotten his phone number at this point, but you still can’t find him??
it’s starting to get frustrating
to the point where he can hear the frustration through your texts
HIS NAME IS FELIX!!
YOU HAVE A NAME TO WORK OFF OF NOW!!!!
That small piece of information motivates you for the rest of the week
you give Felix your name in return, but he insists that neither of you should ask around for each other
(you can’t ask your friends if they know someone named Felix
but if you hear someone say “Felix” while you’re out and about, that works)
you’re still unable to find him for some time, but knowing Felix’s name makes you feel closer to him
You can’t video call Felix but you normally call him at least once a week
after knowing him for at least half a year, you get this warm feeling in your chest every time his name pops up on the top of your phone
One of your phone calls sounds something like this:
Felix: “Hey, y/n?”
You: “Yes?”
Felix: “Do you want to go out for lunch? I mean, once we find each other.”
You: “As in a date?”
Felix: “Yeah—I mean, if that’s okay!”
You: “Yes please!! So can you find me already istg 🙄”
Felix is itching to meet you too
…so he sends you a selfie
with a filter though! that way you don’t see his entire face
you send him 1 in return (also with a filter)
Felix immediately says “aww ur cute uwu”
and your heart m e l t s
you’d think, hey maybe that’ll help me find him
SPOILERS it doesn’t really help lmao
Your close friends really want to help lmao because they’ve been hearing about this “Brownie” boy you like
however, you & Felix are adamant of winning this competition because the person who wins doesn’t need to pay for your 1st lunch date lol
It’s the last Friday afternoon before you have a week-long holiday, when you’re hanging out in front of one of your friend’s classes to pick them up
you’re standing outside the building chatting with one of your other friends when your phone starts ringing in your pocket
other friend is like “ooOOOH is it brownie boy??”
You: “Oh yeah rip he’s probably calling because I missed some of his texts, give me a moment."
You’re about to pick up when the call drops
so you’re like ?? bruh what and are about to unlock your phone to see what Felix’s texts are about
That’s when you feel a tap on your shoulder
and a low Australian voice behind you says your name
your head whips around to find this cute face with freckles and a giant smile on his face
“Felix?!?”
“Heh, I found you~”
Dude doesn’t hesitate to hug you, pick you up, then spin you around
your friend is watching with a goofy smile but he doesn’t care
after he finally puts you down, you cup his face with both your hands
“The filters always hide your freckles… they’re like stars, Lix”
instead of a lunch date, Felix takes you out for dinner :DD
even though you lost he insists on paying :’))
your friends don’t even care that you’re ditching them ajlkfdhs they literally push you away to go eat with Felix lmao
and you return home with that warm feeling in ur heart still there
needless to say, he will arrange another date so he can bring you some homemade brownies
he is the brownie boy after all!!
#stray kids imagines#skz imagines#stray kids fake texts#lee felix imagines#lee felix fake texts#lee felix#jkj fics#.txt
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Oh on another note, I’m just gonna write some things down real quick for anyone who’s starting to babysit, because it’s actually hella fun and kids will really love you lmao
Babies before they’re able to talk and vocalize what they want or need:
Kids this age go NUTS for stuffed animals. Just bounce one around them and bounce it up on their chest, tummy, or face, and watch them giggle and snuggle it.
Always change diapers before you put them to bed!!! Pass them a bottle, and feed them a bit when you change them. Many babies fall asleep with a bottle in their mouth, it’s a comfort thing to suckle. Otherwise, maybe a pacifier, but not every child likes pacifiers.
Some children like something to mess with while they sleep, so leaving a stuffed animal by their foot to kick around with, or little plush to pull on the arms with are usually good for this.
If a kid constantly seems to be trying to get out of their high chair, assume they’re done and take them out. Don’t worry about trying to chase them around with food.
Talk to them!!! If they aren’t sitting down in their high chair, fix them about 3 times, saying sit down and pointing down so they learn. Every time you wipe their messy little faces, just say “wipe your face.” Even “then what?!” as they’re babbling goes a long way.
Teach them little dances and stuff!! Play ring around the Rosie (even if they can’t walk alone, it’s a game that involves a lot of hand holding, so just make sure not to let go, little kids find it funny to be a little dizzy). Crawl on the floor and chase them around, let them chase you!
If they’re chilling out!! Let them!! You don’t have to have them giggling and being held the whole time. If they’re chilling in their playpen, that’s good!! Babies need a lot of attention, but they do need to learn to self-entertain. If they’re doing so, let them.
Toddlers:
Toddlers sometimes have a hard time vocalizing everything, even if they’re super talkative. You really have to pay attention to their body language.
If they seem fussy, it’s big that you can let them let them be a bit alone. Often times, offering a yummy snack will cheer them up, or offering a juice box. Maybe just asking them about their favorite toys.
If they’re looking a little pouty or sad, you can ask them why. Or you can ask about something that might cheer them up.
Bro okay but toddlers have a hard time letting people know they’re not comfortable. “Do you not like when I do ____” goes a long way. My cousin and me were playing with each other’s hair, and I notice how she’d get really squeamish when I’d mess with any hair that she couldn’t see, so I asked if she didn’t want me to touch the hair on the back of her head. She repeated it after me, and looked a little bit confused, but said that she didn’t like it when I touched the hair on the back of her head. I told her I wouldn’t do it again. Children can have boundaries, and they have a harder time talking about them, and they might not always be average. While you’re watching them, it’s big that you ASK. Don’t randomly pick them up! Hold out your arms and if they come running up at you, they’ll go nuts for it. Don’t just pick them up when they’re chilling with their toys.
In conclusion, tip for toddlers: body language!!!
Children: (5-9)
Let them do your makeup!! Bitch idc if you’re a boy or girl, unless it makes them dysphoric, do it lmao. It’s FUN!! And you’ll look in the mirror and not be able to help but laugh. Tell them how pretty the bright red blush looks that they put all over your face.
Play dress up!! Bring over a few outfits, or if they’re at your house, let them try on things. If you have some things you don’t really wear, offer that when it fits them, they can take it.
Music!! Dance around to music!! Let them pick music, kids are smart. They know how to use your phones.
If they ask to play a video game, play a video game with them!! If you’re watching more than one of them, offer to switch around and take turns.
If there’s things you’ve gotta get them to do, offer to help them. If they’re going to clean their room, offer to help make their bed while having their favorite show playing.
Get those things you always see messy in their room (stuff under their bed, messy shoes, closets, etc), the parents will be impressed, and the kid will be happy saying they cleaned so much. Record a video of them presenting the room to show off how proud they are to their parents!
Overall tip: Talk and play!!! Be excited for everything they do!! Show interest.
Pre-teens: (11-13)
Have actual conversations with them!!
Talk about clothes, hair, video games, songs, what they’re doing in school, things they don’t like, things they love.
LISTEN and ENGAGE. Kids aren’t very used to it, and honestly as they get older, they get less and less used to it.
You can leave them alone for a while too, just check on them every so often.
But overall? TALK TO THEM.
After this, a lot of parents don’t have many babysitters for kids if they’re home a few hours, but they might. Usually it’ll just be letting them do their own thing.
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naagin5 08.11.20 lb
on popular demand! won’t be capping much unless the scene really needs a visual cue, so just stream of consciousness kinda bs.
IF I HAD A RUPEE FOR EVERYTIME THIS USELESS BITCH TALKED ABOUT BEING AN AAAAADI NAAGIN AND THEN DOING NOTHING TO ACT LIKE IT, THEN I’D BE AN AMBANI. AT LEAST ANIL.
same, jai. same.
naagvansh ki raksha my ass. she let so many snakes get blown up in yest’s ep. fucking dumbass.
“hum jaante hain ki hum kya kar rahein hain!” lmaooooo really? coulda fooled me. y’all literally fucking up every single thing you touch. name one thing that’s gone right in the last 25 episodes for you.
cheelanshu needs to take bani to his therapist. she seems to have inherited anger issues from previous tv husband.
BITCH SAY YOU’RE AADI NAAGIN ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
oh ho husband has been exempt from sazaa. not at all a biased decision.
lmaoooooooooooooo jai having a tantrum always makes me lol.
andar daddyjiiiiiiii also throwing tantrum about betaji’s pati dharam stand.
I LOVE HOW NO ONE, INCLUDING VEER HIMSELF, GIVES ONE FUCK ABOUT HIS STAB WOUND TO THE HEART. DO CHEELS NOT HAVE THEIR HEARTS IN THE USUAL PLACE OR WHAT???????
here i change fictional tv boyfriends on a weekly basis and this dude sticking with the same chick from satyug onwards. hardcore salaam to this dude’s relationship counselor. excellent work being done with him.
lmao the dad is thissssssssss 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 close to chonch maar-ing his dumbass lovesick son.
"bass uss aadi naag ko marr jaaana chahiye, jab dekho phiss phiss karke beech mein aa jaata hai. phateechar, dharti ka bhoj. ek baat bataiye, satyug mein bhi yeh itna irritating tha???” snorttttttttt. the exasperation with jai’s existence is reallllllllllllllll.
dad’s like BRO HE’S NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
veer so fucking lattooooo for his wife that he’s calling her AADI SHAKTI and all. beta thoda too much ho gaya.
lmao dad’s like TU IS SHAKTI KA SHIV NAHI HAI, AUR BANNE KI KOSHISH BHI MAT KARNA.
lol every time bani calls him daddyyyyyjiiiiiii, this dude’s lifespan reduces by 4 years.
"sweetheart, dekho tumhare wajah se mujhe itni daant pad rahi hai! pehle bol deti ki aadi naagin ho, main dad ko pata leta!” adslkfjldskjflsdkjfdf this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr
dang veer baba offering daddy a damn good reason for keeping bani around here.
PONKY AUR MAYURI KI SHAADI OH LORD THE BRIDE IS DEAD
BTW I’M HELLA PISSED ABOUT THAT, I LIKED MAYURI AS A CHARACTER, SHE WAS FUN TO WATCH. certainly more so than stupid bani.
shukar he at least winced at the stab wound. main sochi wolverine style heal bhi ho gaya ab tak.
ohhhhh dangggggg ponky knows ki bhaabi is khatarnaak cheeeez and has to do with mayuri’s sudden disappearance.
lolllllllllllll veer’s halka halka call for mayuri just for formality’s sake.
oh boy we have a zombie morni on our hands????? (now there’s a show i’d watch!)
this is someone else (prolly jai) as mayuri right? he has practice being her.
simping for wife seems to be in the cheel blood. ponky is very distraught mayuri is leaving.
oooooooh daddyji knows it might be jai.
THIS IS YOUR BIG TEST??????? KNOWING WHO HER BEST FRIEND IS?????
hahahahahahahahahahahaha veer doing the “kat gayaa” gesture in the bg as ponky gets hung up on.
OMFG JAI BORIYA BISTAR UTHAAKE CHALA AAYA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VEER’S FACEEEEEE
maaan na maan, aadi naag mehmaan.
“OH BIN MAANGE MILNE WAALE DAHEJ” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmaooooooooooooooooo this is gonna be hella fun, these two idiots living under the same roof.
ASLKJDSALKJDLSAKJDLASKJ THE DAD LIKE MERA GHAR HAI KOI MUJHSE BHI TOH POOCHO KI IF I WANT THESE FUCKING SNAKES HERE?!?!?!?! lmaooooooo i really feel bad for him. he didn’t want one snake in the house and now in a matter of minutes he’s got two!!!
cheel daddy pursing his lips in frustration when bani is giving her thakela lecture is The Biggest Mood
do minute pehle she was like this shaadi was your manmaani, now she’s telling that tumse shaadi karna meri khud ki marzi thi. nahi behen, decide karlo tum, ki kis side pe ho. yeh nahi trump supporters ki taraah stop the count bhi chila rahi ho aur count all votes bhi.
ofc this kinky fucker would get turned on by her revenge threats.
ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.
blah blah bani asking how jai knew mayuri’s best friend him hmmm hawwing blah blah dc fwding.
BANI YOU DUMBASS INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WITH VEER THINK OF HOW JAI KNEW THAT WAS MAYURI’S ROOM GOD SHE’S LITERALLY SO STUPID SHE MAKES RIDDHIMA LOOK LIKE A MENSA CANDIDATE
lol jai and veer’s stupid pissing contest finally got to bani and she walked off
“dhaabe waale!!!!”
“AADI NAAG HOON MAIN! IZZAT SE BAAT KAR!”
“kshama karna chaepppp ji!” aslkdjaslkdjaslkdjas
“main bani se bohut pyaar karta hoon, chaahe woh naagin ho ya baaghi.” huh. is veer considered a furry (even tho bani has scales not fur) coz he’s into a whole other species?????????
lmao all the different cheel boys and their reactions at cheel daddy’s MY HOUSE IS FILLED WITH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES meltdown. tapish (my fave) like yiiiiiiiiiiikes, daksh is pouring himself a drink, ponky is sitting in a corner sadly kissing his ring, while monil is ragging on him.
cheel daddy bringing in the big guns: MARKAAAAAAAAT
interesting how they’re all referring to markaat as male when yest it was a female voice. we love a gender ambiguous shadow demon!
ouffff i don’t really care about this basement lady.
don’t care about bani’s 8th i ammmmm aadi naagin speech of the hour either.
ohohohohohoh power of mangalsutra scene bhi ghusa diya beech mein.
i’d say it’s huge progress that she’s stopped wanting to murder veer. honestly proud of you, sis.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand she’s back on not trusting him. god she’s just sooooooo fucking irritating.
THIS IS HER PRIORITY RN????????? TO FIND OUT WHAT’S BEHIND THIS TEHKHANA DOOR???? DUDE. YOU JUST HAD A LONGASS DAY FILLED WITH MULTIPLE MURDER ATTEMPTS. CAN YOU JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP????
sasur bahu faceoffffffffffff. chalo kuch toh novelty.
blah blah blah she’s too nosy for her own damn good, fwding.
24TH I AM AADI NAAGIN SPEECH OF THE DAY DUDE PLS JUST STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
oufffffffffffffffffffffff these two idiots fighting over her like she’s an objecttttttttt. WHERE’S YOUR I AM AADI NAAGIN HEAR ME ROAR HISSSSSSSS POWER NOW, B????????
lmaooooooooooooo chaepu champakkkkkkk
“toh aur kya bulaaaon, chaeppu champak chomu???? woh kya hai, jo log baar baar haarte haina, unhe JAIIIIIIIIIII naam se nahi bula sakte!” lmaooooooooooo
THESE TWO FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSSSSSSS
lol this is the only time i have related to bani’s character, ever.
omg just make this the whole showwwwww. these two dumbasses trading playground insults. there’s a show i’d watch fucking everyyyyyy dayyyyyyyyy.
lmao cheel naagin households mein bhi navratre mein non-veg waale issues. universal problem this is, no matter what species.
daksh trying to taunt naagin bhaabi who has a knife in her hand. not the smartest move.
i love how tapish looks like he’s barely trying to keep from laughing. i like him. i hope his character doesn’t become OTT evil. i’d like to see him have a brotp with bani.
lol baby cheels got scared away with bhaabi’s snake eyes.
lmao, jai is here. now it’s gonna be a good morninggggg.
“shakkar lene jaa rahi hoon. KOI MERE PEECHE NAHI AAYEGA!” lololololololol
“baith jaa! juice pass kar!”
“abbe chaepu champak, tera juice bana doonga!” pfffffffffffffft
ohhhhhhhhh boyyyyyy, ponkyyyy and monil were the ones who raped and killed noor.
i was sad when i saw the promo this week had monil being killed coz he was the smiliest himbo and i liked him, but yeah, idc if bani kills him now. fuck them being “babies”. kill them rapey cheels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS THIS SHUKLA SO DEFERENTIAL TO JAI???????? IDGI. like shakura, jai had some magic key or some shit, but why are mayuri and shukla soooooooo obedient????
anyway veer need to catch themmmmm alreadyyyy and fuck them up.
oh hi meera. looking hot.
meera isn’t meera, it’s bani.
TIME’S UP, MONIL!!!!!!!!!!!! ROT IN HELL, FUCKER.
oh god jai’s saying “interesting!” aage “veryyyyyyyyyyy interesting!” bhi bol deta toh screen ke andar ghus ke maarti main usse.
tharak gonna be the death of you monil.
why did she turn back into her bani form??? don’t the cheels have some power to see the last image in a dead person’s eyes or some shit? veer used it to find out jai was alive. why wouldn’t they do that thing when it’s one of their own that’s killed????/
CAN’T SAY I’M NOT ENJOYING BANI DROWNING A RAPIST. GO AADI NAAGIN, YESSSSSS BITCH, KILL HIM.
jaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i swear to god you’re suchhhhhhh a naarad muniiii, ainvayi mein chugli kar ke uksaata hai. you’re a snake in a whole other way.
why did she have to turn into snake to dasssofy him? she dassofied mayuri in her human form???? nothing in this show makes sense to me.
basement aunty stomping away to god’s glory and distracting frmo important rapist murdering tasks here.
today in naagin5 and immj2 are companion pieces:
colors pe har show mein sink ke neeche koi qaid hai kya/??? someone tell me what’s the status in choti sardaarni and pinjra. oh my god is it happening in big boss too???? is some poor D list celeb stuck under the wash basin plumbing in hopes of winning obscene amounts of money????????
monil trying to leverage saying i’ll take you wherever the sound’s coming from, and lmao bani’s like bitch i know the way too. shut up and lie here till i come back to kill your ass.
cheeeeee, why she decide to go through the dirtyass pipesssss???
and yet again, the pipe of the sink has just opened into one random space in the basement. THIS IS NOT HOW MODERN PLUMBING WORKS YOU FUCKSSSSSSSS
why is she so shocked to discover someone captured here? who did she think was crying and making the noises to be let out? someone who’s in there WILLINGLY???????? god. dung for brains, honestly.
phew ok this took too fucking long don’t expect me to do this ever again. night night.
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So, ya'll, in only a day or so, I read all of the Homestuck Epilogues - pretty proud of myself for getting through a story so quickly - and I just kinda wanna make a review post. Dunno if anyone'd be interested in that but whatever, idc, gonna make one anyway.
I'm gonna keep this review as short and sweet as possible otherwise, I'll go into a million page ramble/rant about the two epilogues. Seriously, I just spent half an hour on a first draft of the review and it went totally out of control. So yeah, short and sweet.
Also, SPOILERS below the ready line breaky thingamabob, idk what it's called.
First off, the way I read the story was Meat-Candy-Meat, took the advice from a commenter on reddit who said that they enjoyed reading the epilogues that way so my indecisive ass was like "okay, let's try it that way". I couldn't decide which side I wanted to read first but lemme tell you, I'm glad I took this advice - it made for a very enjoyable read - well, okay, actually just a partially enjoyable read as you'll soon find out-.
So, read it Meat - Candy - Meat. Halfway through Meat (Chapter 25), there's a moment where Dirk (the narrator) sarcastically tells us (the reader) to switch over and read Candy. Do it. Stop reading Meat, switch stories, read all of Candy, switch back to Meat, and continue.
Now, the review.
Overall, the Meat epilogue was fun to read. It was well written, entertaining, it was coherent. There were a lot of funny bits that got me laughing and I absolutely loved Dirk as a narrator. *Dirk is the narrator because before the story, he ascends to his Ultimate self.
Dirk, yes, was a major ass but he made reading Meat enjoyable. Also, as much of an ass as he was, he did seem to care about Rose and Dave. Not his friends, it seems, but hey, at least he cares for someone other than himself. I was worried that he would be more like Bro, but thankfully, he wasn't. Still a bastard, but a bastard who cares about his ectokids.
Now, the Candy Epilogue, hoo boy. I don't even know what to say. It was just...just such a clusterfuck. It was like reading bad fanfiction, and I mean really really REALLY BAD fanfiction, like noob writer on ff.net/wattpad type of bad. It just, there was so much going on but at the same time, there wasn't, and it just...it was bad.
I couldn't even begin to explain the plot of Candy because it was just that bad. All I can really tell you is that the characters get all coupled up, and most are not good pairings. Also, Gamzee is there and Obama does actually show up (I was skeptical about that when I heard it), and supposedly him and Dirk once had a thing, like a, a fling thing with each other, ya know *eyebrow wiggle* a thing.
*Ending Note*
So...yeah, if I don't stop the review here, I'm just gonna flip my lid and go into full-on rantin' & ravin' mode. I don't want that, you don't want that, the shadows that surround my very existence don't want that.
I'll finish this off (if you've read to the end here) that if you haven't read the epilogues, then do it. It's a good read. However, if you're wanting to reread them, only read the Meat epilogue because the Candy side will give you a headache and make you go "What. The. Fuck."
Okay, peace out, my dudes, my bros, my home-skillets, and whatever other lame out-of-date phrase is out there.
This dude, is out. (I should probably come up with a name for myself on here cause I can't just call myself "Into the Homestuck Void", that'd be stupid)
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Even more facts about 🐾 anon:
- Idk why but positive words hurt me the most, like when someone says I’m their favorite person in the world only to not mean what they said actually makes me cry a little, but what makes me the most sad is knowing when someone is there for me that I can tell everything in the world too. Just them hugging me makes me feel that.
- I got into anime bc one of my past fav youtubers was into it and so I watched it. I basically started w the YouTube starter pack but actually started w magical girl animes (like Tokyo mew mew (the one she watched) and glitter force) then I drifted to miss kobayashi’s dragon maid to shonen animes
- No thoughts, head empty
- My music taste is probably the average anime tiktoker, like I listen to everything but reverbed and slowed Or in Lo-fi like, Lemon Boy and Me and My Husband but my favorite song to listen to in reverb is Daisy
- I kin music, like it might be weird idc but I do like the beats that are happy but also unsettling? I kin those. Like Not Allowed by tv girl? The part that goes “ALL BY YOURSELF, SITTING ALONE. I HOPE WE’RE STILL FRIENDS YEAH I HOPE YOU DONT MIND” and just loops is the best part to me. “Kaiwa ga tsuzukanai na? Naze da dou shite da? Aho ka?” From to prob the rest of the song of Pretty cvnt by sewerslvt idk I haven’t listened to the full song lmao but the actual meaning of the lyrics don’t matter tho so just know I probably don’t rlly care to look up w that means so it doesn’t ruin it for me ;-;
- I’m a extrovert (:OOO OMG THOSE EXIST) yeah I exist 😩 it’s real easy for me to walk up to someone and start talking since I’m really open about myself and don’t bother to hide things... (except the stuff like y’know... reading fanfics cuz no sane person is gonna go to a random person like “I LIKE READING FANFICTION!” Like I’d probably scared of u now if I was a normie.
- I don’t like being told I’m wrong if I know for a fact I’m right. Like if I say the sky is green and you say the sky is blue I’ll be perfectly fine with that but if you question my intelligence in levels other than that like for a fact from an anime I really like and call me out for being dumb bc I said one thing wrong for example I say “kuroos fav food is grilled salted-mackerel pike” or “itadori’s type are girls like jennifer Lawrence and I find that funny” and you say “no thats stupid” I’m going to call you and scream at you or fight you on sight next time I see you there are no other options. Jk I’ll only threaten you w those and never do it bc I prob love u too much and just give you facts from a easy google search
- Bruh people need to love themselves more like how will you ever love other people if you don’t know how to love yourself? You should always love yourself first before learning to love others because why would you wanna spend your life hating yourself? You’re gonna be with yourself for the rest of your life, even when you’re dead when you really think about it.
- My sleep schedule is chaotic
- I view myself as a good person, but on a chart of chaotic good to lawful evil, I’m probably the most neutral person you’ll ever meet. And I’m genuinely like that. I abide by my own laws. The government doesn’t tell me what’s wrong but neither am I truly against it. I don’t do things like steal but I’ll run in the halls to get to where I need to go or be on my phone during class (most likely with permission because I’m always reading on my phone) that’s why I’m my hero academia and shows the have good and evil bro wtf? Imma be in the middle. I truly think myself as someone you can trust to keep a secret and help when needed but I won’t spy for you on the other group and rat you out. First person that asks I’ll prob help if it’s not hurting someone (most likely bc I’m prob naive and the way you word something like let’s say you asked me to go to a bank to make a deposit or something and now all a sudden come out with money bags like HUHHHHHHHHH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A DEPOSIT NOT MAKING AN ILLEGAL WITHDRAWERY WITH ALL THEIR MONEYYYY? (Like my friends and I literally joke about this.) Now all a sudden I’m a getaway driver cause god knows I can’t trust the police with my life😩😩 tfw someone makes you rob a back w/o you knowing✊😔)
- Ayo idc what you do with your life I’ll keep doing what I’m doing, like people trying to peer pressure me into idk let’s say smoking, LIKE BRO I HAVE ASTHMA, IDC HOW GOOD IT MAKE YOU FEEL, ILL LITERALLY DIE IF I DO THAT WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO TRICK ME INTO IT
- I’ve tasted alcohol (REALLY IT WAS ON ACCIDENT I WAS AT CHURCH AND ACCIDENTALLY CHOSE THE WINE INSTEAD OF GRAPE JUICE) before and I will now say I’ll never drink it because that’s the nastiest drink I’ve ever drunken in life
- One of my favorite songs are Love Taste by Moe Shop
- My favorite Pokémon game is prob ultra sun and moon
- don’t ask why I decided to watch every Pokémon movie and play every Pokémon game from X and Y and up (I found a friend that has platinum and am playing it but it’s also the first time ive really lost a Pokémon battle and idk that just started something like how dare you win over ME? THE MAIN CHARACTER? YOU NPC, I HAVE THE AUDACITY TO E N D YOU RIGHT NOW)
- first things first, u seem such like a fun person to be around!
- i get that, kind words definitely hits :’ you’re very lucky to have people like that in your life, and that person is very very lucky to have you in their life!
- ohhh okay okay i’m assuming you fell into the anime hole too :D
- me too, me too. no thoughts, just staying in bed with suna by ur side
- ur music taste!! ✨
- i’m listening to “not allowed” right now and now i feel like skateboarding...you’re right, it’s very happy but also unsettling :)
- an extrovert, okay okayy while i don’t understand extroverts, i’m very thankful for extroverts’ existence :))
omg i remember people talking about how they “used” to read fanfiction and i was sitting there like 👀 yeah i still do ...and now not only do i read, but also write-
- ahhhh being told ur wrong when u know ur right is such an awkward place to be 😭i’m glad u stand up for urself though! usually, i just nod like okay, ig
- i- it’s a lot harder said than done to love ourselves :’) especially when there are so many reasons we believe not to. but self love is the MOST IMPORTANT LOVE!
- not to sound like a parent lmao but try to maintain a good sleeping schedule! it’ll benefit u in many many factors, especially in the future! <3
- okay okayy u seem like a really interesting person, i was very amused while reading that paragraph :))
- i- yes, health > everything else
- make sure to choose grape juice next time :’) !!
- i’m listening to it right now hehe
- pokemon!!! my childhood was full of pokemon ahhh
- u definitely know a lot more about pokemon than i do, okay okay, the main character always wins ;)
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🔥 Ty you’re the perfect person for me to go off about this first one with- lets talk about ocs.
OCs are often treated badly in this RPC.
As ya’ll know, I write ocs. I write a lot of them, I write a grand total of.... Eleven, with varying degrees of activity. So obviously, this is an issue that I not only care about, but it effects me GREATLY. I don’t write any canon characters (anymore) bc I can’t take the pressure of being ic and true to canon bc I’m a stickler for canon. Anyway.
OCs. We’ve all probably had them at some point. IF you’ve been around long enough there was even a server dedicated to them that I was a part of. And in being in that server and writing ocs, I have made some observations.
-OC Popularity is often directly linked to either the popularity of the writer. Chances are, if you’re a popular blog that writes canons.... If you offer an OC, people will like them. Blogs are popular because the writing is good and the writer is friendly, so obviously, your OC will be appealing. This?? Isn’t a bad thing. It’s just something that I have noticed. I’ll never really get all that mad at an oc for being popular lol. I might get jealous but like. I won’t do jack about it.
-OCs are often better than canon characters. I said it. Lets face it, Horikoshi has so many characters that he can’t make all of them as fleshed out and well cooked like the protagonists and the main antagonists. OCs offer fresh new blood to the story we all know and love, and they might just end up spicing up what your blog canon is. Seriously, I’d fuckin kill to see some of the OC’s ive met in the actual publicization. And we can all agree, any OC is better than Mineta. /lh Anyway, holding canon characters i nthe highest regard of who’s worth writing and who’s worth writing with, you’re only holding yourself back,
-People are often stinky about family of canon character OCs and I think people shouldn’t brush them off so readily. Like. Bro, *holds up Hideki Kirishima* this boy is canon idc what you say. IT’s fun to make the world a little bigger. Indulge a bit, see how it feels to give your canon muse a sibling. Just. JUST DO IT.
-People avoid oc muses with bitchin powers As if our main characters aren’t OP as hell. Like. Come one. We’re having fun don;t make us feel bad. Communicate and talk about things. Just bc my OC has a quirk that COULD kill yours immediately, doesn’t mean I’m gonna make it happen without your permission. People are quick to assume that OCs godmod. Stop that.
-SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE OCS BUT ARE SCARED TO WRITE THEM. Y’all. It’s okay. Please, write your ocs. People will come to them, I swear. Some of my favorite ocs pretty much had to be coaxed out of people, and now i can’t imagine these ocs not running around. We should be confident in our creations. It takes a huge amount of skill to create a new character from scratch.
🔥 That actually kinda brings me into my next thing, which is what I like to call the Just Make And OC moment. I’ve seen this in a lot of fandoms, and I’ve started to see it more and more in this community. What is this moment?
Say you’re writing a canon character. You think, hey, I like this character, but what if.... X. So, you roll with it, you do X. You like it, you keep it. And then, you’re like... What if.... Y. And you do that too. Great, you’re having fun. But then, you’re like... Z... I REALLY want Z. And these can be small things, but more often than not, they’re BIG things. Big, CHARACTER CHANGING things.
We all have the freedom to interpret canon how we want, and write our muses how we want.... But... What if you just... Took everything you just did.... And just... Made an OC. Like, you’ve changed core elements of the character so much that they’re barely recognizable. just give them a new name, maybe change the hair color and BOOM. You have a GREAT OC to start with. I used to be in the Undertale RPC and Fandom and if you’re familiar you know that Undertale is just... AU City. And it’s fun, I’m glad people have fun- but if you’re changing literally everything about a character, even their NAME... It’s just?? Why bother, just make an OC. It’s fine. BC if you think about it, you’re not really an alternate universe, it’s the MHA universe and its character that you’re altering. And there’s a point where... You’ve just made your own character, and that’s sick as hell.
I’m not talking like... Those things where “Oh yeah it’s all the same except instead of dying, Magne lives and has a beautiful husband and lives to be one hundred” or “This is a verse where a villain character gets rehabbed into heroic society” because those are things that wont take away or add too much to the character. It’s more like you’re opening a door for new things without adding or taking away too much. It’s when you diverge so far from the character... THAT’S when the Just Make An OC Moment kicks in.
PART of the reason I think people don’t just do this is they like being connected to the canon character, bc it means that they can still garner interest but chances are, if you already have people interested in writing with you, they will happily take your oc.
All that to say, if you write a canon divergent canon character, don’t stop, if it makes you happy. Like, seriously this is just something I see and feel. But also dont? Be surprised? If people aren’t super on board? I don’t really like to write with straight up moral flipped characters bc i feel like... If Deku was a sadistic villain brought up by AFO instead of his mom, he ain’t Deku anymore. THATS JUST ME, but I’m not the only person who feels that way. People might just want that classic vanilla canon, and you shouldn’t make people feel guilty for it, in my opinion. Keep doing what makes you happy, and let other folks to the same.
Also, it’s not your place to tell someone what they should or shouldn’t do. If someone writes a canon divergent and you don’t like the divergences, move on. It’s not your business. That’s not what I’m doing, I’m just saying that sometimes I am bothered by this, because to me it seems like a lot of these canon divergent canons are in essence, OCs, but since they still have the canon’s name and face strapped to it, it gets more love and attention. And that bugs me, and I will point it out! I’m not sorry for it.
I know this one will make me lose some of you so I’m sorry.
🔥 I’m running out of juice but uh can we talk about how blogs about minor characters are the fucking tits bc like i said earlier Horikoshi has so many characters he left a lot of side characters with next to no bones and the people who take those bones and stuff them full of flesh??? Chefs kiss. That’s kind of my exception to the Just Make An OC Moment. At some point, that character just BELONGS to that person, like Spinner belongs to Eros, or how Meow created a Hawks’ dad that is so much better than what we got, and Flowers literally created Wash.
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Set In Stone - Losing It All
The big finale!
If this is the first of this series you’re seeing click HEREI put a read more so these don’t eat up my entire blog! Enjoy <3
“I’ll do it! I’m a hero I have powers doesn’t that count! Plus it would ruin Tim and Bart for the rest of their lives, pick me.” You sat up straight as Azores stopped for a moment to think. “Ah, it would be just too good for you to know you tried, can’t have you conscious free can we! So, I suppose you can have a swig, but let’s make the boys watch shall we?” In seconds Tim and Bart were trapped by a multitude of plants but were coming out of their daze. Azores waltzed up to you, handing you the vial. “Anything you don’t drink goes to one of your precious boys” you nodded, looking at Tim one last time. Your ears were ringing so you couldn’t hear Bart screaming apologies or Tim begging for Azores to let him drink the poison.
Before you could lift the drink to your lips a blinding flash of light interrupted you, and two figures appeared next to you, one of which smacked the vial to the ground. “Ooh girl we are too pretty to die so young!” one squealed and the other had Azores crumpling to the ground just with her stare. You looked up to meet the one who had just saved you in the eyes and a mirror imagine of you stared back. “Dude I am so proud! Dad’s gonna be wowed that we still found a way to be a hero even in this shitshow!” she bet down, mumbling something about rewriting the future then everything holding you down disappeared into thin air.
The other carbon copy of you was chastising Azores, “I cannot believe you would use your abilities for evil! Do you not know that you’re gonna lead heroes against the mode someday? Not with these nasty ass vines and shit, but I can help you with that!” You watched in awe as she placed her hands on her temple, just like you do when you’re using your powers, and she said “Azores Ivy I’m rewriting your future, taking away your abilities until you learn their true purpose. Now leave” Azores shakily stood up, clenching her fists trying to summon her powers but there truly was nothing there.
“Holy shit am I high?” Bart squeaked at one of your look alikes. “No babe- I mean Bart, you’re just fine!” The other Y/N shot her a dirty look, “no flirting with this world’s Bart do you see me going after Tim? No ma’am!” they laughed a little while your head spun.
Freed from your restraints you sprung up, rushing to Tim and Bart while your twins followed you. “Y/N why would you try to sacrifice yourself for us! What were you thinking?!” Tim cupped your cheek trying to scold you through the happy tears cascading down his cheeks. “She did it because she’s a hero. She knew the future was more important than her own life, that’s what makes her one of us” A Y/N came up beside you and began explaiining, “you know this subconsciously so I’m only here to unlock it but just let me explain then it will all make sense” she placed a hand on the side of your head, and images flashed before your eyes as she narrated.
“Fate, our lovely father gave his gifts to his three children, Past, Present, and Future, I’m sure it’s easy to guess who is who. Each verson of his three children take care of their earth, securing it’s place in the multiverse using the powers he has given each of us. For the future it’s a power that should only be in the hands of a selfless hero, a person willing to give it all for the best of world. So, Fate set up a test, a series of decisions that would weed out the deserving Future’s from the one’s who were too selfish to be able to change the world around them. You heard me right, change the future. We work with Past and Present to determine the parts of life that have to happen then it is our jobs to make the tweaks happen, thus fufilling Fate’s wishes. This world was set up in a way that Fate deemed unfair, he felt he didn’t give you enough choice but you found a selfless way out, so we’re here to unlock the rest of your abilities.”
The information hit you like a bus. Tim and Bart were asking a million questions but the other Y/N stopped them. “The future is never set in stone, you have to be willing to risk your life to change it though, which means it’s time you tweak your future girl!” You dove into the future, noticing how what once seemed stuck forever now seemed maluable and fixable. You moved to the future that promised the death of one of your best friends. To undo the future felt like pulling apart knots and leaving the string ready to be weaved with new decisions. As you unraveled the last knot you watched the two imagines of your weddings fade slowly until they were gone, the only thing truly set in stone was the ability to choose and change, it was far more comfoting than the impending doom.
“I think I did it” you whispered, pulling yourself back to reality realizing your head didn’t pound with pain like it used to. “Welcome to the future, Future” the multiverse Y/N smiled at you. Tim and Bart were safe at your side, each being flirted with by one of your multiverse copies. “Well, we did it! Can I go back to my Bart now?” the two turned to you, preparing to leave. “Remember you can come hang anytime! This was fun, you free next month? I heard there’s an Earth where everyone is dressed in the 90s and Conner Kent is supposed to be really hot and Fate can’t come after three of us right!” you agreed to coffee, your mind barely comprehending that there was a multidide of you’s running around defending their Barts and Tims, but you finally felt at peace, like the final puzzle piece had been slid into place.
“Dude that Y/N was totally into me!” Bart exclaimed after they’d left, it was just you, Tim, and Bart. “Bro you have the worst taste in girls, Azores literally almost killed us” Tim groaned. “Yeah but now if I die Y/N can just fix the future up!” Bart grinned, “that’s not how it works B, I make little tweaks to smooth out the timeline, pretty sure I can’t just rewrite in an entire human!” you laughed, imagining the kind of tying and untying you’d have to do. “At least we’re all here!” Tim squeezed your hand. “Don’t run off and fall in love with aanother hero okay? Fate or not I want you with me” you blushed as Tim stared at you with nothing but love as Bart faked a gag. “Nothing is set in stone” you teased Tim as he pouted, “kidding love bird, you know you’re my future!” you poked Tim. “Oh my god Y/N tell me who I’m gonna marry!” Bart interrupted your moment with Tim. “Again Bart, not really the purpose of my powers.”
“So then what do you even do with them?!?”
“I don’t think I fully know yet, but I’ve finally got a hell of a lot of time to find out”
~and that’s the end! I loved making this I really hope you enjoyed! Be sure if this was your first time to give it another go! If it was your first time you made some damn good choices! Go watch Bart die or something you deserve it you selfless wonder! Anyways, thank you for giving this series a go, it means a lot to me. If you have any feedback be sure to send me a message anon or not idc! <333 ~
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The bachelor au with sidgeno, bennguin or kidline. Idc about the pairing ur I'm starving for headcanons 👏
1) "Next, Tyler Seguin,” the producer says, flipping to the next slide as the team flips over to the next page of their packet, “He’ll probably be good for some drama.”
Jamie studies the picture, the stats--6′1, as good looking as all the rest of them, a bartender in Boston. Loves dogs, hockey, and having a good time. He’s grinning in the picture, smirking a little. He looks like every other ex-athlete fuckboy Jamie’s seen come and go over his seasons as a producer on the Bachelor and Bachelorette.
“Are we thinking villain edit?” another producer asks. Jamie doesn’t have seniority to say it, but he’s already thinking the no as the producer says,
“No, unless things change. Just some excitement--add some chaos in.”
Jamie agrees. He’s gotten to be a decent judge of character, or at least figuring out who’s going to be the kind of person who’s insufferable to the producers and always ordering them around and thinking that they’re there to serve the contestants, and who isn’t. Tyler Seguin looks like many things, but there’s no malice in those laughing brown eyes.
“And next,” the producer goes on, and Jamie flips the page, quickly. So Seguin’s got pretty eyes. He’s seen plenty of pretty eyes come and go.
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2) Tyler goes on the Bachelorette partly on a whim, partly because it seems like fun, partly because his Insta deserves more followers, and partly as a way out of--well, as a change.
In any case, no one is surprised. “This seems inevitable, yeah,” Brownie told him, with a noise that’s a laugh and a sigh put together.”
So Tyler goes on the show, and it’s cool. Like, sort of stressful, because of the whole competition thing, but the Bachelorette, Liv, is hot and fun and the rest of the guys seem chill, except for the ones who aren’t but Tyler can ignore them, and getting to hang around a pool all day and drink and hang out and work out is maybe Tyler’s idea of heaven. Or, no--if this was heaven he would have gotten to make out a little with the hot guys around him, but hey, it’s close.
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3) Tyler latches on to Jamie quickly, though. Jamie’s one of the first of the crew he’s introduced to, to herd him around where they need to go, and Tyler is incapable of not trying to make friends with people, so he starts chatting with him or whatever, and Jamie mumbles something back, and Tyler thinks that that’s that--that he doesn’t like Tyler and it’s a pity because Tyler’s into the whole big dude big eyes thing Jamie’s got going on, but Tyler’s not going to force his presence on anyone.
Then it’s a few days later, and Tyler’s feeling a little tired, already. He loves it, he does, but--it’s a lot, and he’s hungover and the other dudes are getting into a shouting match about something and he’s standing nearby watching and it’s all getting to be a lot, and then he feels someone appearing next to him, which is a feat for how big Jamie is.
“You can take a sec,” Jamie says, and he’s not mumbling now.
“What?” Tyler asks, turning and smiling instinctively. Jamie’s watching him, with those big eyes that look...well, kind.
Jamie glances at his feet, then back up. “Cameras aren’t on you all the time. You can take a break, you know. Go get some sleep or something.”
Tyler raises his eyebrows, but he’s grinning. “Are you supposed to be saying that? Shouldn’t you be encouraging me to go do shit?”
Jamie shrugs, doesn’t quite meet Tyler’s eyes. “I’ll make sure the cameras don’t bother you.”
It could maybe be the producers trying to manipulate Tyler, or some shit like that, but--Tyler doesn’t think so. There’s something about Jamie that makes it impossible to think so. Jamie radiates Good Guy energy, in a way that Tyler doesn’t think he’s ever seen before.
“Yeah,” Tyler agrees, and punches Jamie’s arm companionably before he goes. “Thanks, bro.”
Jamie shrugs again, like it’s nothing.
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4) So after that Tyler officially adopts Jamie. Jamie...isn’t quite sure what to do with it, because Tyler should be spending his time with the other contestants, and maybe Jamie is making it up anyway, that Jamie seems to be his favorite producer. Like, sure, Tyler’s always hanging out near him, and chatting with him when he has a chance, and he’s started teasing Jamie in a way that manages to seem fun and not dickish, but he does that to a lot of people. Jamie’s sure it doesn’t mean anything. Tyler makes friends with everyone. Tyler’s one of the favorites to get into the top four or five, though he’s not favored to win. But the bachelorette seems to be charmed and amused by him, so he keeps getting that rose.
And after he gets it, sometimes he looks up, grins over at where Jamie’s watching, and if Jamie blushes sometimes, well. The lights cover that.
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5)
Tyler just likes Jamie. A lot. The dude’s quiet, and mumbles a lot, but Tyler’s been watching him and he sees how he manages the other producers and crew, how even the contestants fall in line when he starts laying down the law. He sees how once there were kids around for a date and Jamie knelt down to talk to a little girl, folding up that big muscled body to admire the picture she drew. He sees how Jamie never turns Tyler away, when he needs a break from all the filming shit, and Tyler tucks himself into a corner with Jamie to chat about nothing at all, about his dogs and Boston and Toronto and hockey and just--anything.
Also once Jamie gets water on his shirt and has to strip it off to change and Tyler sees all that, too.
It’s not like Tyler’s obsessed, or anything. He likes a lot of the contestants, even Chad, who’s getting the villain edit but isn’t like, that bad a dude. He likes a bunch of the producers too, and some of the camera people.
But somehow he always finds himself circling back to Jamie, especially after a date where he’s been charming and drinking and is so wired he feels like he’ll shake out of his skin. Jamie has a way then, of putting a hand on his arm, and Tyler can just--settle. He has a way of listening to Tyler talk about his life back home in a way that doesn’t quite feel judgmental, but does make Tyler feel like--like he’s looking at it from the outside.
Tyler learns things about Jamie, too. He learns he’s the youngest of three and he’s from Victoria and that he’s been working this job for a couple years now. He learns that he wants to be a director, someday, which he admits with a mumbling blush but Tyler kicks his foot until he looks up and tells him that it makes sense. Jamie’s good at being in charge.
He does not learn if Jamie is single or not. He tells himself that’s okay. Jamie’s a friend, a good friend, and Tyler’s for sure keeping him after the show, but. Who cares if he’s single or not? Not Tyler, that’s who.
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6) A scene: Tyler, in a confessional setting. He’s wearing a bathing suit and an unbuttoned shirt over it, with a backwards baseball cap on.
“Yeah, no, I mean, I love Boston,” Tyler says into the camera. “It’s been a lot of fun, you know?” He looks over the camera, to the side. [Not pictured: Jamie, standing there, watching him. Listening].
A pause. Someone asks a question. Then, “Is it--do I want to live there forever? I don’t know. I thought so.” A look, to the same side. Steady. “I’ve been thinking recently, though, maybe I need to grow up a little? Start taking things a little more seriously. And I don’t know if I can do that in Boston.”
Another question. “What? Would I go to Liv in LA?” He chuckles, looks a little surprised. “Yeah, sure, LA sun, what’s not to love?”
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7) Another moment: It’s late out, and Jamie’s waiting out the last of the contestants to go to sleep so he can go home and grab some sleep before being back on set early to prep for the date. Most of them go easily enough, but Tyler lags behind. Jamie's not surprised. He wishes he were a little less pleased.
“So you have a big night planned?” Tyler asks, leaning against the bar. He’s in his yellow bathing suit, which is maybe the douchiest set; it’s still painfully attractive. “Gonna go out on the town, once you’re rid of all of us?”
Jamie snorts. “I’m going to get some sleep.”
Tyler tsks his tongue. “Really? No big date night? Doesn’t all this want to make you fall in love?” he drawls the last words, like he’s mocking them.
“After running interference on you lot all day, who has the time?” It’s not quite true. Jamie could, probably, if he wanted to. Jordie definitely thinks so, and says so, loudly. But Jamie--he doesn’t want to. It’s hard to feel like he could, after watching all the ridiculously attractive men out there, all day. “Anyway, I’m boring, right? That’s the general opinion.”
“Boring’s not bad.” Tyler’s watching him again. “Doesn’t mean you have to stay that way, though.”
Jamie shrugs. “Makes it easier to, though.”
Tyler hums, then, all at once, he reaches behind himself to grab a bottle of tequila and two shot glasses. “Tyler!” Jamie yelps. “What are you doing?”
“Let’s do shots,” Tyler says, easy. Like that’s not--
“We can’t drink now, it’s after hours,” Jamie hisses. And then, also, “And I can’t drink anyway, that’s for contestants. And I shouldn’t be drinking with you, I’m not supposed to even fraternize with--”
“Come on, Jameson.” Tyler grins, and it’s all temptation there, smooth as silk. Wild, Jamie remembers them calling him, way back at the beginning before Jamie started to see what that wildness covered up. “Cameras are off, you’re off the clock. Take a chance.” He holds up a shot glass, smirking a little.
Jamie hesitates, but he’d like to see the person who’s strong enough to stand up to Tyler’s smile.
“One,” He says, and takes the glass. Tyler cheers, then he pours the shots, grabs salt and some limes from behind the bar too.
“You do know how to do this, right?” Tyler asks, setting it out. Jamie rolls his eyes.
“Yes, I know how to do a tequila shot,” Jamie retorts. Tyler grins again, then licks at his hand to put salt on it. His eyes are very dark, watching Jamie.
Jamie swallows, does the same. He can’t look away from Tyler, somehow. It feels like no one else exists, not the show, not the bachelorette, not all the rest of it. Just the two of them.
It’s a long, long moment. Tyler’s tongue flicks out to wet his lips, Jamie--tries not to look. Tyler’s a fun guy, of course he’s going to be fun. It’s not--anything.
“Cheers,” Jamie says at last, to break--this.
“Cheers,” Tyler replies, and tosses back the shot. Jamie does too. It burns, but maybe in a good way.
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8) Tyler falls in love on a Tuesday.
He’d been feeling a little--not homesick, really, but dog sick; he misses his boys more than anything else. And he must have mentioned it to Jamie, or maybe he just talked about his boys more, or something, because he comes downstairs one day and there’s just a dog there, a few of the other guys who are up huddling around him and petting him.
Tyler follows the leash up to Jamie’s hands, blinks. “Are they yours?” he asks, a little dumbstruck.
Jamie shrugs, glances away, and blushes a little, like he’s been doing more of since that night Tyler had talked him into taking a shot. “He’s my brother’s, technically, but he said I could borrow him. I thought it might do you some good--all of you,” he adds, too quickly, but Tyler knows that’s not what he meant. Jamie brought in the dog, for Tyler, because Tyler had been feeling shitty; like he’d always done the little things to make Tyler feel better, like he’d known what Tyler needed.
“Um, thanks,” Tyler mutters, because he doesn’t know what else to say, and crouches down to greet the dog--Juice, Jamie tells him--properly. It’s easier than looking at Jamie. Jamie is--it’s too much. Tyler hadn’t come on the show to find love.
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9) Tyler makes it to hometowns, brings the show to meet his family and his dogs, and actually insists that Jamie come along to. Jamie doesn’t meet anyone’s eyes when another producer mentions it. It’s--fine.
He continues to be fine as Tyler is lovely and sweet with his mom and sisters, as Tyler is adorable with his dogs, as he introduces Liv to each of them in turn. The cameras go on Liv and Tyler’s mom for a little, so then Tyler drags Jamie over, introduces him to each of the dogs too. All of them--humans and dogs alike--clearly love him.
Jamie gets the feeling.
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10) Tyler’s eliminated after home towns.
Liv pulls him aside, after. “Sorry,” she says, and Tyler shrugs. He likes her, but he can’t really pretend that he’s cut up about this. He’s pretty bummed about how going home means he can’t hang out with Jamie anymore, but he’ll get his phone back, so they can talk.
“No hard feelings,” he tells her. “I hope you’ll be happy.”
She grins, a little knowing. “You too, Tyler,” she says, all sincerity, and glances over his shoulder, where the producers are standing. “I’m pretty sure fraternization rules are over once you’re eliminated, you know.”
Tyler smirks. Of course everyone knew. He’s not capable of being subtle. “You are honestly an amazing woman,” he informs her, and kisses her goodbye.
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11) Jamie’s not surprised that Tyler stops by to say good-bye before he leaves. He’s probably doing it for everyone. He’s a little concerned--Tyler hadn’t seemed too devastated by being eliminated, but you never know. Tyler’s decent at hiding what he’s feeling for the cameras.
He’s ready to express that, when Tyler knocks on his hotel room door. Except Tyler doesn’t look devastated. He looks--nervous.
“Everything okay?” Jamie asks, as he lets Tyler into his room. Tyler turns around a little, looking at it--he’s never been here, Jamie guesses. Contestants wouldn’t. But Tyler doesn’t look like a contestant anymore, in just sweatpants and a tank top, his hair a little messy. It’s too messy for TV, but it’s a good look. Somehow, it makes him look older.
“Yeah. Or, I think so.”
“I’m sorry, about the elimination--”
“Don’t be.” Tyler turns to face him. “Look, tell me if I’m off base here, but--”
Jamie’s about to ask him about what, but then Tyler’s kissing him.
It takes Jamie a second to get on board, then of course he kisses back. How could he not? Tyler is wild in his arms, pushing, devouring, and Jamie feels wild too, his hands in Tyler’s hair, on his hips.
They break apart infinitely later. Tyler’s definitely messy now. “Fuck, yeah,” Tyler says, and looks like he’s about to fist pump. “I knew you’d be awesome at that.”
Jamie’s too dazed to give him shit for that. “What--really?” he asks, and Tyler snorts.
“You had to have guessed. I’m not subtle, man.”
“I--I didn’t think you could--there’s all the contestants, and Liv, and--”
“And you,” Tyler cuts off, and slides his arms around Jamie’s shoulders. “You’re just as hot as the rest of them, you know.”
“I’m really not.” Jamie’s okay with that.
“You are.” Tyler smirks then. “Want me to prove it?”
Jamie really, really does.
#not pictured: jamie is consistently low key jealous and low key turned on by Tyler wandering around in nothing mroe than a bathing suit#Tyler is consistently trying to figure out what Jamie's deal is#but once sees Jamie with a friend and is convinced and devastated that Jamie's not single for the minute before he realizes it Jamie's brot#all that classic stuff#stars tumblr fic#my fic#annaloveloki#izzy answers
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Greasy Baby
Genre: fluff, greaser!hyuck
Word Count: 2.4k
A/N this au stems from some enlightening conversations with @cinanamon who is graciously allowing me to use some of her ideas, this one’s for you bb ;))))
greaser!hyuck is...a lil shit to say the least
like ye he’s a handsome boi i mean,,,imagine him in a leather jacket,,,hair gelled back,,,yes pls
but he knows him and his group of bois (dreamies hello) are hot shit and he’s not afraid to show that he knows it
him and the dreamies are always seen cruising around town,,, harassing hollerin at the ladies from the inside of hyuck’s beat up mustang (is that a time period correct car??? idk and idc to look it up lol)
he never actually physically harasses anyone, it’s all fun and games (for them at least don’t accept cat calling kids men ain’t shit)
there’s just...nothing else really for them to do around town
the only forms of entertainment come from the drive in theater and the soda shop that all the kids hang out at after school
he attends his local university since him and the gang come from a small town and didn’t really care to leave or have the grades to go to a better school
and you...well you don’t really know why you decided to attend a university in such a dinky little town
maybe it’s because you wanted a change of pace from the city, and maybe it’s because it’s your mother’s alma mater and you spent a few of your summers there
but somehow you find yourself at the school
the only problem is,,,everyone who attends the school grew up in the dumb town,,,meaning everyone already knows each other and has their friend groups and cliques
leaving you to fend for yourself and kind of live as an outsider
sure you make acquaintances in your classes but,,,it’s hard for you to make solid friends when everyone else already knows everything about everyone else
so you’ve been living your life on campus, smiling at the acquaintances you’ve made when you pass by them on the street, but you never really hang out with anyone after school
your sophomore year you got a job at the soda shop bc college ain’t cheap and they were hiring
surprisingly enough you made close friends through the job, your coworkers went to the same uni as you and the clientele were also in some of your classes
so you began to actually go out more (when you weren’t working obvi)
on day you were on campus walking to your next class and you saw one of said new friends
but while you were distracted with waving to them you bumped into someone and woop guess who????
you guessed it our boy hyuck with the rest of 00 line walking past
he was bouta pop off but then he sees it’s you the cute lil waitress from the soda shop that he’s lowkey seen around and been crushing on for a few months now
so when he sees you stuttering out an apology bc boi is brighter than the damn son and took your breath away
he just smirks and lets out a lil chuckle and just says ‘don’t worry about it sweetcheeks’ with a wink and then he’s off
you stand there for a moment in shock bc like obvi you know who he is even if you’ve only been around a few years who tf doesn’t know hyuck and co
and ofc your friends all saw and were like...b don’t even worry about it he just be like that sometimes ya know
and you’re like yea u right and forget about the whole encounter
but guess who doesn’t ohohoho it’s mister lee donghyuck himself he be thinking about it the rest of the day bc wow you’re even prettier up close huh
and the rest of dream are like...mmhmm ok mr. lee not sus at all we’re on. to. you.
so guess where hyuck ever so casually zooms off to after his classes are over????
oh boy you guessed it right off to the soda shop but oomph poor bb you’re not actually working that day and bb is sad :(((( meanwhile his boys are just laughing at him bc omg hyuck is so w hi p pe d
so now bb is going to the shop every moment he can until!!! finally!!! you’re working again god bless!!!
as soon as he sees you’re working baby sits bolt up right and starts fixing his slicked back hair that he had totally not been running his hands through out of nerves
the other boys weren’t there bc??? they have better places to be than at the soda shop for the 50000 time that day even though chenle and jisung had been there earlier just to laugh at him
but now holy shit you’re coming over and you look so cute in the dumb poodle skirt they make you wear as a uniform with your hair placed in a high ponytail
meanwhile you’re sw e a t i n g bc shit it’s hyuck and he’s still a handsome ass boy and you have to serve his table n ow f u c k
so you sidle on over and give him your usual spiel asking what he’d like to order n shit
and this boy omf remember when i said he was annoying?
well yea he fucking goes ‘are you on the menu bc I’d certainly like to have a piece of you’
and you’re like...boy tf oh my god i want to SLAP him
but you grin through it like ha ha...funny ok...our specials for today are...
hyuck ain’t listening anymore bc he’s busy mentally kicking himself bc??? really hyuck??? you’re trying to make her like you wtf were you t h in k i ng
so he just points at some random thing on the menu, his head hanging in shame
and yea you’d think it was cute if he hadn’t just gotten on your damn nerves
but, alas, you have to continue serving the boy who had ordered literally just a fried egg but you know who were you to judge
he eats the egg rather quickly and then just...sits there...not doing anything...and you don’t know what to do like you can’t kick him out he did order something and it’s not particularly busy
meanwhile hyuck’s head is spinning trying to think of how to woo you after completely embarrassing himself earlier
after like an hour passes you head over to him, ready to ask him again if he wants anything else to eat
but as soon as you get to him he jolts upright scaring the shit out of you and he’s like fuck sorry i didn’t mean to scare you
and you’re like it’s fine now seriously do you want anything else-
but he cuts you off and suddenly...lee donghyuck?? is grabbing onto your hand??? and rapidly apologizing to you for being so Gross earlier
you gotta shake the boy off of you and honestly,,,he’s really endearing like aw he’s so embarrassed what a bb
when you get out of his grip you’re like bro it’s ok tbh i get much worse all the time
suddenlt hyuck is ready to f i g ht like who tf??? i will square up
in your head you’re like,,,bitch ik you catcall don’t even try...but in reality you’re like mmmhmm sure ok you couldn’t hurt a damn fly
hyuck is angery now like wdym im tough >:( don’t you see my leather jacket and cool hair and car???
and you,,,oh you little reader pat lee donghyuck’s fUCkiNg head and now he is blushing oooooh
in a smol voice he asks for his check and leaves you a v generous tip despite your protests
and by that time his confidence seems to come back bc he winks and tells you he’ll be back
you giggle and give him a lil wave bc...wow lee donghyuck is just a cute shy lil bb hehe
and now hyuck is coming in every day,,,sometimes with his boys,,,sometimes alone but no matter what he’s always sure to, in a respectful manner, flirt with you and chat you up while dream just look on in amusement bc, again, hyuck is wh i p p e d
y’all just kinda...live like that for a few weeks but it’s v clear to e v er y body that there is shit going down between the two of you
like at this point hyuck’s hanging around campus with you too so like,,,everyone and their mother knows at this point bc,,,like i said earlier,,,everyone in this damn town knows everything about everyone
so ya’ll are stagnant, hyuck flirting, you laughing and sometimes flirting back
until one day ohhh boy there’s a new boul in town and he is not ashamed at all
and by that i mean he’s the biggest fucking asshole to ever step foot in the town, thinking he’s hot shit and everybody wants him when everyone hates his g u t s
and this boy has been hanging around the shop, livin his life, waiting for his moment to strike
but uh oh he made a mistake bc the first person he attempts to come on to...is you
and hyuck has been there bc he knows this guy has been hanging around and he wants to keep an eye on you his girl
it was a good thing too bc... this boul is going all out
tugging lightly at your skirt when you come to take his order while he uses the same cringy line hyuck used on you that first day
and hyuck knows you’re a big girl who can handle herself which you make very clear by firmly rejecting him with a smile plastered across your face
but...boy does not and will not let up
and you’re getting more and more frustrated and hyuck can tell esp when you keep throwing exasperated looks in his direction w the occasional eye roll
he would laugh but he’s too busy trying not to flip his shit
until boy fuckin just goes to grab your ass and you immediately move back, ready to reprimand him
but all thoughts are brushed aside when a loud crash sounds followed by heavy footsteps
hyucky had stood up so harshly that his chair had fallen over but he hadn’t even bothered to fix it bc he immediately stormed over to you, loosely wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you into his side
he is m a d like you thought he couldn’t fight before but now he looks like he could rip a guys head off and you lowkey find it hot but that’s not what’s important right now
the guy is like oh woops sorry bro didn’t know she was taken but hyuck is not having it going off about how you shouldn’t treat anyone like that period no matter if they’re in a relationship or not
and yes hyuck and his friends had been the same way a few months before but meeting you changed his way of thinking and his friends as well
bc the idiots had never had any female acquaintances before but now they have you and you’re like a sister to them except for hyuck obvi bc he’s in looove
anyway back to the matter at hand i swear i keep going on tangents soz
you have to calm hyuck down before he actually punches this guy in the nose and the guy throws some money on the table before booking it out of there bc he’s high key scared rn lol puddy
your boss comes out and is like...y’all good? and you’re like uhhh yea mind if i talk to him for a minute? n he’s like ya sure whatever
so you pull hyuck over to a back room and you’re like,,,bro,,,wtf you good now??
but hyuck is on a roll now and just flat out says ‘i’ve liked you for a while now so will you do me the honor of being my gf?’
you ??? for a second before snapping himself out of it and you’re like ??? hell yea boi tf???
so now y’all are dating woo!!!
he makes sure to come to the shop whenever you’re working
at first he even would miss classes but you were not gonna have that oh no education comes first kids >:(((
and he was like ugh ok fine but he always managed to get other dreamies to be there when he couldn’t just so he knows you’re ok :(((
you get really close with the other dreamies tho so now you’re all one happy family
even when hyuck isn’t at your shift he makes sure to pick you up afterwards
waiting outside, leaning against his beat up mustang …leather jacket on…waiting for you to come out…and when you walk up to him he grabs you by the waist…pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead…before opening the door for you…driving off to who knows where…but neither of you care as long as you’re together…
sometimes you go to the drive in and cuddle up in the backseat making out for the duration of the movie hehe
you climb onto his lap and sometimes you can hear the people in the next car wooping and hyuck just gives them the finger before bringing his hand back to settle on the back of your thigh
ahem anyways enough of that
other times you just,,, drive around,,, windows down,,, blasting music and laughing,,, just living your life as two college students should hyuck’s hand resting on your thigh shhhh
you always stop at the same dingy diner that’s hidden away on some side road
(shout out to steph for this next part love you bb uwu)
and hyuck always rummages through his pockets for change to buy you a drink, even when you say he doesn’t have to and you know he doesn’t always have the most money he says he wants to
trips to the diner are always followed by sunset drives where you have to remind him to watch the road bc he finds it so much fun to smiles t you and try to kiss you while driving and you scold him that he’s going to die one day, him saying it’s better to live hard, die young
#sorry my philly slang poked through a lil bit there#i hope this was greaser-esque enough i feel like it wasn't really#oh well haha#i miss hyucky :(#also i am workin gon college mark i promise#nct imagine#nct fluff#nct au#haechan imagine#haechan au#haechan fluff#donghyuck imagine#nct dream imagine#nct 127 imagine
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what wild night in hong kong 👀
well...*stretches finger* let’s just say if canonverse!jikook was a fanfic that I wrote, this would be the prime event that tied it all together. As in, THE NARRATIVE I often speak of revolves around this event. Albeit, I say it all ironically so don’t take me seriously but... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That night in Hong Kong, my friend, on a haphazard evening in late December, and I’m talking about the final days of December, literally New Year’s Eve right before Jeon Jungkook became legal (and made headlines cause the world is freakin thirsty god why)
Up until that night Jimin and Jungkook were like those fun bros that occasionally like to act gay around each other for attention, and it just so happens to fit that narrative that Park Jimin was always the one most aware of the fact that Jungkook was a minor (i.e. *police sirens* and randomly pointing out that Jungkook was of age during the Dope MV filming when he in fact was not (so wtf. thats another rabbit hole)).
But that night, right before they performed at MAMAs, Taehyung did a vlive. Jimin was apparently supposed to be his roommate, but when asked where Jimin was, he kind of made this frowny face, saying that he was “out” with Jungkook. So rumours have it that Taehyung’s live was filmed at night (????) so where the fuq would they be going. It just so happens that it was within the night right before or few nights before the New Year, so it seemed those two had a um reason to celebrate just as Jeon became legal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Not to mention up until that point, both of them couldn’t wait for whatever reason, Jimin always bringing up “hey Jungkook how do you feel when you’re of age?” or “Do you have any desires” (and we remember that whole awkward pointing thing).
And when we add Tae’s VLIVE + the events leading up we get aight u reaching.
BUT THEN:
youtube
Please answer the following questions:
why the fuq are they practicing in the bathroom? what the fuq are they practicing in a bathroom? where did jeon’s shirt go? why is jimin’s voice all hoarse and raspy? why can’t jimin stop laughing at jungkook’s objectively not funny jokes? why is jimin repeating the same thing twice three times as if looking for a conversation topic (but he’s right. we weren’t listening cause clearly distracted)? why was this video the most pointless thing ever (i learned nothing and jeon’s hungry idc)? isn’t jimin supposed to be with taehyung as his hotel roommate?
dw I got this I’ll answer it for you:
tl;dr jeon was either already or pretty much of age already so they saw their chance and took it on a lovely night in Hong Kong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
from that moment on their dynamics started changing dramatically along with their demeanours and appearance, so that’s it that’s the turning point of my canonverse!jikook narrative :D :D :D
and if you don’t believe me a few months later they both did a sensual dance to “Coming of Age Ceremony”, which is literally a song about the woman waiting patiently until she was of age so she could be deflowered by her man so like. they did that not me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and i’m still really bothered by how they both just kind of...brushed it under the rug LIKE HULLO I REMEMBER)
#jikook#good night this is too much 2 am rambles XD#take that vlive osaka analysis#there's so much more shiet here#no one hyped jeon jungook coming of age more than park jimin himself lmao#ask#Anonymous
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random survery. / 474 + 560.
How’s your mood? Do you feel any different than you did earlier today? def better than it was earlier
What do you look for in a friend? Is it important that your friends have similar hobbies and interests to you? Or is it more important that you just enjoy their company? i think as long as i enjoy your company, we’re good.
Has anyone ever spread a malicious rumour about you? people have been doing this since middle school lmaooo
Are you comfortable with talking to the opposite sex, about sex? yeah, sex isn’t that deep of a topic lol.
What are your views on people who claim to have had spiritual or paranormal experiences? damn that’s crazy.
Have you ever had a friend that you were really close with, but you ended up drifting apart? Why do you think this happened? lol, life.
How much of an issue would you say peer pressure is for you? FAKE. no way ur gonna get me to do something i don’t wanna do, idc.
Would you be able to give up eating your favourite food(s), if your doctor said you had to? nope.
If you’re single, do you ever feel jealous of people who are in relationships? And if you’re in a relationship, do you ever feel jealous of people who are single? no.
What’s in your pencil case? pens, unsharpened pencils, mechanical pencils, erasers both big & small, a sharpener, a stapler, extra staples, and highlighters.
Is there anything in your room that you wouldn’t want your parents to find? maybe so.
Are you wearing anything fragranced atm? i’m wearing the fragrance i brought back from cuba. it was only $3 and it smells so good, deadass makes me it :(
Was your last illness something contagious? i had a cold, so i guess yeah.
When did you last update your Facebook profile photo? it’s been a year.
Have you ever felt confused about your sexuality? in middle school. terrible time to wanna figure that shit out but 💀
If you found out your friend was sleeping around, what would you say to him/her? nothing b/c i don’t care lmao do you.
How should someone of the opposite sex go about starting a conversation with you? it’s not that deep, just say hi.
Tell me about someone you dislike. Why do you dislike them? Do they know that you dislike them? obsessive and shady asf, can’t mind her business.
Have you ever felt so strongly for someone that you believed them to be totally irreplaceable, as if you could never be happy with anyone else? yeah, and i don’t think i’ll ever feel that way about somebody again b/c i learned u really can live without anybody whether u like it or not.
Out of all the horror films you’ve ever seen, which one scared you the most? uhhhhhh sinister or insidious idk
Who was the last person to tell you that they were disappointed in you? not airing out names. she didn’t directly say it, anyway.
If you’re an only child, do you ever wish you had some siblings? And if you have siblings, would you like any more? i always wish i had other siblings lmao i see people w theirs and be feeling sad as hell :(
Are you friends with the last person you texted? yeah.
Your last Facebook friend request - was it from someone of the opposite sex? no.
What does the eleventh text message in your inbox say? issa meme.
Has anyone ever called you easy? yeah LOL
Would you consider having a child with the last person you kissed? whommm... can’t be having a baby rn when i’m still the baby myself
Is there a cover version of any song that you like more than the original? soooo many.
Have you ever liked someone who was a player? yea lol
Do you own anything that has sequins on it? also yes.
Have you ever done anything to embarrass your parents? not on purpose but they def do shit that embarrasses me too so we’re even
Do you own a teddy bear? yethhhh
What’s the worst relationship advice anyone has ever given you? all of it. nobody ever knows what they’re talking about LMAO.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you with yourself as a person? a 6.5 lmao.
Would you ever kiss someone with facial hair? yeah. Have you ever drooled in public? nah. Do you agree that facebook is taking over the entire teenage population? ???????????? what 80 year old wrote this Have you ever met a mainstream band? no. Have you ever yelled at an electronic as if it could hear you? i get mad sometimes & be fighting random shit LMAOOOO so yes Have you ever been bitten by a dog? yeah LMAO
Would you ever shave your head? if i didn’t have to? no. Have you ever spelt your name in Alphabet Soup? no. What do you think would happen if the Earth suddenly stopped spinning? my stupid ass has no idea & i’m not boutta guess so i can be made fun of What did you want to be when you were little? probably some generic shit like a princess idk Have you ever drawn a picture with sidewalk chalk? yeah. What is the worst possible way to die? slow, painfully. Have you ever burnt yourself with a lighter? sooooooooooooooo many times. Would you ever meet someone you met online? mayhaps. What’s your favorite online game? cricket noises.. What do you think of gay/bisexual people? A1. Have you ever kissed the TV? no. Have you ever thrown your cell phone across the room? yeah, then regretted it LMAOOOOO Have you ever been hit with a ball in gym class? not often but once in hs i got sockedddddddd in the face during volleyball & thought it was on purpose so i hit her w the ball even harder and ended up getting suspended cuz i wasn’t discreet about it lmao Will you be single over winter? [brain muscles overworking themselves] what season is this Where do you wanna live when you grow up? out of miami mayhaps. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? pajama pants. Would you get married if you could right now? nope. Do you consider yourself spoiled? maybe so. Do you get annoyed when you see someone you don’t like? i usually just focus on other shit. Could you see yourself dropping out of high school? surprised i didn’t. Is there anyone you want to see right now? santi?! What were you doing 12 a.m. last night? fixing my living room. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? :] Are you a mean person? no, i really try not to be. What woke you up today? yesterday*, alarm clock. Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a T? probably lmaoo
Did you date anyone last summer? nah, i was minding my business, enjoying my life. Where will you be twelve hours from now? class. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? yeth Have you ever slept on a couch with that person? also yeth Have you written a letter to a soldier? no. Ever been in a perfect relationship? lmao “perfect” How do you feel about the person who texted you last? loveeee me some them. What are you looking forward to? cricket noises.. Do you think you are an argumentative person? hhhh.. maybe.. How did you feel when you woke up today? tireddddddd asf. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? mhmmm What time did you go to sleep last night? i always go to bed late asf. i’m boutta go to bed now just to be up in two hours. What color are your eyes? brown. The last song you listened to? a veces, it’s literally on repeat. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? if i don’t get up, yeah. Do you believe change is always good? sometimes.
How long was your longest relationship in highschool? 3 years. Do you know who Philip DeFranco is? nah. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve EVER done? 💀 the OP responded to this with weed, i’m really screaming rn.. Where did/do you want to get married? all these questions about marriage, whew. What’s the highest level of education you’ve reached? i’m in college rn Is your last name extremely common, like Gonzalez? no, but i don’t think it’s rare either. Ever notice how most flags are red white and blue? no. Have you ever had a crush on a family member? what the fuck How old is your YOUNGEST friend? bitch.. i don’t know How old is your OLDEST friend? i don’t. know. How long should people be together before they propose? these questions are starting to make me uncomfortable lmaoo Have you had your first touch screen phone yet? that’s how you know this survey is old. Don’t you hate when parents divorce but then still argue regularly? can’t relate, hope i never do. Would you ever join the military? sike. If you could have any dog, what dog would you have? a shihpoo. Would you ever kill a bunny and make soup out of it? what the fuck x2 Do any of your friends own a ferret? no. Do you believe that Christians are better than non-Christians? no? Do boys really rock pink more than girls do? ????????????????????? Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yerrr What’s your view on the Islam culture? hard to have an opinion on something you know nothing about. Do you know what, “C'est la vie” means? i know i’ve seen this but idk what it means Do balloons make you have a better birthday? nah; they’re loud asf too when they pop, so. Krispy kreme donuts aren’t as good as Dunkin Donuts, are they? DELETE THIS. What is your favorite song from, “Aventura?” THE SPANISH GROUP?! WAYMENT...... i don’t even know. prob something generic. yesterday i was listening to por un segundo lmao :( If you could legally assassinate any celebrity, who would it be? bro.. Do you use Twitter or Formspring? twitter. rip formspring babie love you. Why did you last cry? a few hours ago, real crybaby bad bitch hours. If you had to lose 5 lbs, how would you do it? lower my calorie intake. Is there anyone who seems to think that you are a pillow? ???????? Tell me about your BEST New Year’s Eve ever. wasn’t this one. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? alejandra, idk why that name sticks with me. i just feel like i look like someone named alee & idk how that makes sense but it does to me LMAO. Lunapic editor is amazing, no? whommmm... How do YOU write, “Okay?” depends on my mood, who i’m talking to, what we’re talking about.
How old was the last person who kissed you? 28. Do you have any plans for the day after tomorrow? not that i know of. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yeah. What time did you wake up today? 7. Name something you can’t wait to do: idk. If you had to choose, would you rather be an alcoholic or a pothead? pothead. What has pissed you off today, if anything at all? cricket noises. Can you honestly say that at this point and time you’re happy with the way life is going? no lmao. Can you easily tell if someone’s fake? mmmmmmmmmmm.. depends. Is there someone you don’t ever want to be out your life? yeah. Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours? yeah. Looking back in time did you ever waste your time on a certain boy or girl? feel like most ppl have been thru this. Has anyone ever sang to you? yeah bfsjklj Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other? LMAO yeah. Coffee or alcohol? oof.. both. together. Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with C or J? yeth and yeth. Do you ever cry during movies? hell yeah w my crybaby ass Do you have any piercings? ears. Have you ever found someone you really like? my BOO. 🗣 Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today? yeah LMAO Do you remember who you liked three months ago? was that november... idk how to do math LMAO pretty sure i liked ques by then.
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