#like celery and what not

[ryllen]

still on with the vegetable debate 🥗🥬🥒🥦🚜🧑‍🌾

[rust-in-polar1s]

sometimes i get artblock and then all of a sudden i draw this while multitasking other things

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What's your favorite fruit or vegetable?

(it's for Halloween themed art I'm working on. One example is in my blog.)

uhhhh well im cantaloupe's bitch but also im more of a vegetable person... must i pick just one? i love artichokes, garlic, turnips, potatoes, brussel sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, corn, asparagus, onion, beets-

[sunshine-zenith]

How it feels when your PCP tells you to take your iron supplements with orange juice but you live alone and you can’t find any jugs of orange juice smaller than a half gallon so you have to keep chugging it on your own before it expires in less than a week

[celerydays]

fandom communities are so wild to create within

the person that liked my post? do they KNOW how long i've spent admiring their art?!

the person that commented? how many times have i replayed/listened to/stared at the edit they created? too many times but also still not enough

the person that just reblogged my post? how could they have casually just made me UGLY SOB ON THE FLOOR of my room on some random thursday morning because of a fic they wrote

i hope you all realize the hand you've had in shaping the core of my being 🤌

[influencer-tennis-ball]

uhm... [knocks on door which appeared to be overly pasted with stickers of many assortments of celery sticks and very blatantly obviously had a sign which said "INFLUENCER TENNIS BALL" and a tiny "<3" to fill in some space since the writing wasnt centered.]

...hello? [fidgets with hands]

(-@table-tennis-racket)

(Opens the very well described door.)

Oh, its you. Hello! What brings you to my humble a toad! I mean humble abode!

[sparklehoard]

Fighting for my life trying to cook in my parents kitchen last night.

Got in a fight when I blocked my mother from putting a can of corn in the butter chicken I had been cooking for 2 hours

[beltl]

tmodachi life Noe

[morguerue]

my baby mans is healthy. needed a little diet adjustment for his sake but overall pretty on point in terms of unlimited hay, properly portioned pellets, ect.... . hes getting neutered soon, got a 1 of 2 vaccine and general checkup today. apparently continuing to give him fruit is No Good for his digestion but honestly finding out that fruit and most veg is not so good... kind of explains to me though why so many petfluincer types say rabbits just Get serious GI stasis issues at semi random when actually my backseat conspiracy is that.. giving them fruit, if it is something that wears down their digestive system( as much as a nationally renowned, 2+ decade practicing rabbit specialist has told me it does..) kinda explains that

[nullians]

I'm still? artblocked?? But here is Xanh in some weirdass colours bc I've decided to do whatever - it's my playground

[reinedeslys-central]

so like sometimes it's only been a couple hours after you've eaten and you're wondering if you're wondering if you're hungry - but maybe you're just, like, hungry in your head, right? Not actually hungry? So you don't need to eat because that would be overeating, like at a buffet where you stop eating when your stomach feels like it's going to burst? wrong your stomach has an early warning system

no yeah fast forward to two hours later when you're kinda lowkey starving and you go, oh. huh. bodies don't lie.

listen to your organs y'all 😅

[arielluva]

i wish i could like. replay my dreams or something, bc ill have a dream that is just super off the rails, the plot is changing every second, but when i wake up i have no way of describing it? what do i do with this memory now.

[sparklypunk]

I gotta make dinner tonight and like idk what, i wish there was a way to be like 'these are the ingredients i have, what can i make?'

[sainte666]

Ok had an incredibly baffling experience today where I think someone/some org randomly gave our household food? Like vegetables/fruits and some pantry items??

I opened my door to get my delivery dinner (which was honestly. not very good at all 😭) and had a totally label-less nondescript white plastic bag sitting on top of an also mostly label-less sealed cardboard box of fruits and veggies... but like, who did this??? I didn't order anything lol and also one of my neighbors got the same thing... hello??!

[airyairyaucontraire]

you know, I'd just like to say, it's normally only when watching anime that I want to pause and take caps during a loving pan over a spread of food, but the McMurrays have done themselves proud, I want some of everything here except the asparagus

[fluffypotatey]

Hakuna Matata, Potato Patata, Macqueta Maqato, Macato? The anithesis of potato would be broccoli or tomato as a non starchy food. So you are anti french fries. Maybe you're celery sticks instead.

how dare you insult me in my house!!!