#like he cannot catch a break

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

iwwv party scene becomes way funnier and also somewhat sadder if you remember that Oliver and Meredith are having sex while James undergoes the Single Worse Night Of His Life . like obviously Oliver had some internal stuff going on but like I cant stop imagining the smash cuts between the hookup and James experiencing the Horrors

[notacluedo]

jean baby boy

+ lil Andrew

[soranatus]

STARSCREAM In the second trailer for TRANSFORMERS ONE (2024)

[glitter-stained]

Me explaining Jason lore to a friend:

Me: So his dad goes to jail and then he takes care of his mom while she's sick and develops addiction but she dies and then he's on the streets, where he's like, starving. But then he tries to steal the wheels of the Batmobile and meets Batman!

Her: oh nice

Me: yeah, after a quick stint in a terrible group home he's taken in by Batman and becomes Robin and he's an absolute sweetheart, he has his issues sometimes but like they're so understandable and he's the cutest! And then he may or may not kill a man after finding the body of his victims who killed herself, and then he finds out his mom wasn't his bio mom so he runs away to find her, but he tells her he's robin and then she betrays him and sells him out the Joker, who brutally beats him up with a crowbar! And then there's a bomb that explodes and he tries to shield his bio mom from the blast! And she still dies! And he also dies! At fifteen years old!

Her: wait what

Me: and then he wakes up in his grave

Her : oh no

Me: and he has to dig himself out.

Her: what

Me: and then he immediately gets hit by a fucking car and is brought to the hospital where he immediately falls into a coma

Her: wtf

Me: and then he's catatonic because of brain damage

Her: ...

Me: It gets worse.

[change-name-later]

Au where instead of content farming. Puzzles first attempted to be a movie reviewer….. It goes as well as you’d expect it to….

[kooldewd123]

clipping this specific question from the scott cawthon interview because wow does this explain a lot about security breach

[doctorwhommm]

tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor

[forgetmaenott]

now there’s no way caine could confuse a snow-npc with a human so my delulu showtime brain tells me he’s jealous okay? okay

[chiquilines]

Ochako my relatable academically exhausted queen

[unwillingtoreachout]

neilaaron soulmate au where the first sentence someone says to you is tattoed somewhere on your body SIMPLY because it would be so funny as this is their first interaction

[astarfromsomewhere]

Erhm... old sol art I never posted...

Edit, forgot to add v

Also, tw melting??? Body horror sketch thing? Its barely noticable tho since its a doodle

[knightwhoisni]

so, like, this is specifically arthur's kinepage. if it's not just a weird copy via Void Shenanigans, we really just waltzed in and stole this man's pager with help from kalymos.

bro is gonna go nuts looking for that thing only for drifter to turn up and go "yeah hey sorry i kinda borrowed this without permission by projecting myself back in time and following the doctor's giant cat. you can have it back now."

[justnother-user]

No because it actually makes me sick to my stomach when I think about what happened to Asuka in EoE. Like when she reactivates her EVA and fights those units from Seele so it’s a 1v8(?). It’s just the fact that she does manage to fight all of them off only for them to come back and then they attack her and her EVA. And she can’t turn off that thing where if it happens to the EVA you can feel it. So this little girl is feeling them all takes shots at her and SHE GETS HER FUCKING EYE STABBED and she gets basically gutted by them. She’s holding her stomach and eye just screaming. Like I’ve seen the movie 3 times and I can hear her screams and idk. It’s just haunting to me, to know that she did try her best but was overpowered and that she was mutilated by them. And the fact that afterwards when they’re flying off holding the entrails of Asuka’s EVA (and presumably hers too) that Shinji sees it!!!! Like holy fuck that poor guy and poor Asuka like bbgirl did not deserve that.

[synthshenanigans]

Gettin this out in case anyone's confused & not in the discord to see the announcement but there's a song uploaded onto Jash's Spotify that he didn't make nor put out

Bro is confused as well so idk what's goin on either [the message from Jash himself is below v]

Wanted to quickly say that here so non discord pals can know!

[Edit: its like 99% likely this is the same person that messed with JH's Spotify. It has the exact same song & writers name. Also, the person is prolly just doing this for shits & giggles. So like don't give em much attention or anythin]

[plutorine]

started rewatching demons (2014) again and my thoughts keep on coming back to that paper i read about how the people (mainly verkhovensky, kirillov, and shatov) around stavrogin are very... fond of — for the lack of a better word — putting words in his mouth when he himself doesn't necessarily believe or espouse those ideas that they spew out

[nexus-nebulae]

every day i wish that Rats SMP was a cartoon bc it would make the greatest show ever i think