#like i’m such a pushover and it’s so scary when people KNOW that

[jittyjames]

i said no to somebody today :)

[hazbinhazmeinachokehold]

Sorry if I’m a bother, if that’s the case feel free to skip over this one.

I freaking loved it! I’m now inspired to draw Sam with the overlords now! If it’s not too much trouble could I ask for Zestial, Charlie and the rest of the hotel’s reactions to Sam?

(Ooo!😳 what if for Angel’s it’s Valentino who tries to hurt him?! That could get messy!)

A/n: Nah dude you're fine! Though I don't write for Zestial (not that that's your fault I keep forgetting to put that in the rules.)

Warnings (?): nothing major happens but Val's here so warning for abuse. Also, Alastor is hurt in Husk's part and Val is hurt in Angel's part, it's nothing graphic but if you don't want to read about that skip those parts.

!!!not proofread!!!

Charlie: Just as cuddly as you! Gladly accepts any candy from you. She ends up getting candy from the hotel for you. Let's you tag along if it's safe (or at least what she assumes you can handle.) Despite being the princess of Hell it's a known fact that she's a pushover and usually refuses to use her powers. So it's not that much of a surprise when someone attacks her. What is a surprise is how you react. I'm going to be honest, she is at least a little scared of you now. Though she's pretty sure you'd only attack people when they hurt your friends. We’re about 80% sure they're harmless.

Vaggie: She ain't too keen on cuddles, but isn't totally against it. She's not great with kids when they're just chilling so she doesn't know what to do. Also, she isn't one for sweets but appreciates the gesture. You remind her of Charlie in a weird way (but like platonic obviously.) Vaggie got some crayons for today's bonding activity when some random sinner attacked Vaggie. Before Vaggie could defend herself the sinner was ripped off of her. She just stared dumbfounded as you took care of the sinner. Well, there goes her thinking you're like Charlie. I mean sure you seemed sweet when somebody attacked a person you liked. You became terrifying and did anything to defend them- wait never mind you're more like Charlie now.

Angel Dust: Kinda creeped out by you before you do anything tbh. You follow him around nearly everywhere and keep offering him candy, despite barely knowing each other. But he understands you're a kid and may have a hard time showing you care, but he sets a ground rule: NEVER follow him to work. It's not a place for kids to be, and you followed that! Valentino just couldn't keep his hands off Angel even out of the studio. You too were just at a park, it was night so no one was really around. Until Valentino spotted Angel, you didn't hear any of the words that were said between them. But you did see Valentino hit Angel and that was the end of that. Seeing you almost kill Valentino was horrifying but also very cathartic. After the initial shock wears off you get about 20 bags of candy and however much cuddle time you want.

Husk: He's pretty blunt about finding you off-putting. But you don't seem to care and still follow him around like a lost puppy. The fact that him insulting you didn't sour your opinion of him even a little bit concerns him. So he starts to look after you. Not because he cares about you! Just because it'd be messed up to let a kid get manipulated no matter who they are. He totally cares about you. He gives chocolate milk or any sweet drink you like at the bar. One day Husk decided to stand up to Alastor which seemed to be a huge mistake on Husk's part. It would have been if it wasn't for you walking in on the scene. The threats were made good on. Just towards Alastor instead of him doing them. Husk is a little shaken up but hey he's probably free now. Gets you any candy you want and shows you a shit ton of card tricks.

Niffty: Tbh I don't have much to say about her. She finds you interesting but doesn't give you much thought. Though eventually when you protect her she returns your affection. Because you are scary and small which are both things she is.

Sir Pentious: (this is while he's in hell btw) Not great with kids. Like I don't think the egg bois are kids but even if they are the only experience he has with kids is his minions. But he does try! He does care for kids. He'll get you candy and cuddle if you want. He used to try to take over territories a lot. He always failed but he still made a lot of enemies that way. So when one of them finds him and tries to hurt him while you're around? I mean if he still wants that territory he can definitely take it now. To be honest I think he'd find you cool, even if you're more than a little scary.

[bizabumblebee]

tell us about yunobo

why's he ur funky lil guy

id love to hear why

This is a very good ask I don’t think I’ve ever actually told anyone why I like Yunobo so much

Preemptive spoiler alert for both Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom by the way

(Also this turned into a bit of a character analysis on Yunobo I’m so sorry it’s so ridiculously long lmao)

Personally my favorite Zelda “race” or whatever has always been gorons, huge fellas who mine rocks and eat rocks and are rocks, just big ol walking boulders with kind souls, I think they’re very silly and cute. But I really like Yunobo because he’s not really like any of the other gorons (He’s not like other girls!!), because he’s so much more… emotional? I guess? In each of the Goron race’s appearances throughout the Zelda games they’re portrayed pretty much the same way, either tough and brave and heroic (Like Darunia, Daruk and Darmani), or chill and generally nonchalant (Like… pretty much every other goron). Though they are kind and playful, they’re also tough and unmoving as stone. Yunobo (on a surface level), is neither of these things. When you first meet him in BotW he runs and yelps in fear, and a great portion of the fan base calls him a coward because of this. He’s very unsure of himself, and unsure of a lot of things in general. In the artbook “Creating a Champion”, his description is as follows:

“Yunobo is the grandchild of the Champion Daruk. He has an adult body but still has some growing up to do. He is easily frightened by monsters and isn't exactly what one might call brave, but, driven by thoughts of protecting his people, he gathers enough courage to aid Link in quelling the Divine Beast Vah Rudania. He is earnest and naive, readily believing nearly anything anyone tells him.”

So yeah. He’s a scaredy-cat. He’s a pushover. He’s incredibly naive and a bit childish.

AND YET.

He helped save his people, and the entirety of Hyrule… TWICE. Because he is brave. Bravery is not an immediate heroic desire to face any danger for the sake of the greater good.

It is action in spite of fear.

He is afraid. He’s unsure, and he’s flighty, and he’s defensive. But he swallows these fears and chooses to act in spite of them, helping link to take back control of Vah Rudania, and saving his people. For me, seeing the journey Yunobo takes to find his courage is a lot more satisfying than if he were just already a brave go-getter from the moment you meet him.

And then things get even more interesting in the second game (again, spoilers for TotK ahead).

After he helps Link take back Vah Rudania and Calamity Ganon is defeated, Yunobo goes right to helping his people recover from the the post-calamity craziness. He’s incredibly devoted to them. He’s a helper through and through, willing to do anything it takes for the sake of others. His loyalty knows absolutely no bounds. But unfortunately, this can get the better of him.

Like when his good friend “Zelda” shows up and gives him some weird mask and tells him to put it on.

Honestly, when I saw Yunobo for the first time in TotK, I was one of the many people who was terrified that Nintendo might have made him an asshole for no reason. I mean, they gave Sidon a wife so people would stop shipping him with Link, I wouldn’t put it past them (totally backfired though lol, now they’re just a polycule).

But instead they had actually put him into one of my favorite character tropes: self-conscious but good-natured character easily susceptible to corruption (See: Luigi [SPM], Bolin [TLoK], Locksley [AS:TNC] -they’re all also green for some reason? Crazy). I really like this particular trope because it shows the very real (and frankly scary) way that those with the best intentions can most easily be led astray. As someone who’s kinda struggled with having a people-pleaser personality (incredibly susceptible to peer-pressure, neglecting my own needs over the needs of others, not able to set boundaries, etc), this trope is a relatable cautionary tale for me. Those who just want to help more often than not end up helping those with bad intentions without realizing.

Buuuuut I won’t go too far into all that (it’ll get sad fast eugh)

My main point is that Yunobo is brave, kind, and loyal (even to a fault), and for me that’s a wonderful formula for a character as nervous and dopey as him. Yeah he’s got rocks for brains, but he’s got a heart as big as a lynel’s. I don’t throw this term around liberally but I would say he could definitely count as a himbo.

Ugggghhh this is getting too long ffs. I’ll just list a couple more reasons why he’s important to me specifically.

He is… very large. Ahem. I like big fellas. You know how it is. ANYWAY

He’s a bit dopey but he’s definitely not incompetent. He’s the president of a highly successful mining company and he’s helped save Goron City (and the entirety of Hyrule) TWICE. That’s pretty cool. I’ve seen a lot of people shit on him in the first game for “always getting spotted by the drones” but like. Dude that’s your fault. He told you he would come when called and stop when told to, it’s on you if he walks into a searchlight.

He’s got very intriguing lore (to me at least), that leaves a lot of room for speculation. Like, he’s the “grandson” of Daruk, but how does that work?? Gorons are born from the mountain itself, they don’t give birth. There’s a pair of Gorons in TotK that call themselves “brothers” (still a bit confusing since most gorons throughout the series call each other brother anyway), but they explain it was because they were born in the same cave at the same time, so they’re like family. Does this mean Yunobo was just born in the same cave Daruk was, and therefore inherited his “genes” and his magical abilities? Maybe! Maybe it’s a really cool special cave, right at the summit or something, where his whole lineage was born all the way back to the first sage of fire. Cool stuff to think about!

He’s not the leader of his people, in either game. That job belongs to Bludo. In the second game he’s definitely got a lot more influence and does occupy a position of leadership, but he’s not the chief. He’s just some Goron. The role of aiding link in both games is thrust onto him entirely because of his lineage. But he takes responsibility for it. He understands the power he holds, both as a champion’s descendant and as the Sage of Fire, and he steps up to the role. He feels a responsibility to his people and his city, even despite not being its official leader like the other champion’s descendants. That’s pretty cool.

He’s very sweet! I’ve talked about how kind and caring he is already but there’s a difference between doing it with a stoic sense of heroism or duty, and doing it with a big dopey grin and a genuine care for those he cares about. He’s often unsure and self-conscious, and yet he’s surprisingly optimistic about most things a lot of the time. He has a big smile (most gorons do), but he has an absolutely heart-melting laugh. I often tear up during the cutscene in which he sees the spirit of Daruk reclaiming Vah Rudania, him laughing and waving with such genuine joy and excitement, aghhhh it’s too much. Joe Hernandez certainly did a great job putting authenticity into Yunobo’s (and Daruk’s) emotions, this cutscene especially.

He has the best secret stone ability (gameplay wise). You cannot change my mind. Tulin is great for mobility and the other two are fine for tactical combat stuff, but none of them even come close to the versatility and power of Yunobo. Don’t have any good rock-breaking weapons and don’t want to use up bombs or zonai devices? Yunobo! Using a control stick-operated machine and can’t pull out your bow to snipe that pesky aerocuda? Yunobo! Wanna separate a big group of enemies from each other without wasting bombs? Yunobo! And don’t even get me started on the fact that when he’s on a vehicle, he’s got zero cooldown. You can hop on a hoverboard and decimate a molduga just by dribbling Yunobo on its head like a basketball.

All this being said I certainly think Yunobo is too often overlooked by fans for “being a coward”, or just… being a Goron? Gorons in general have often been a bit neglected in favor of the other more serious, conventionally attractive and *cough* slimmer *cough* Zelda races. It’s a bit disheartening seeing the amount of fan artists who don’t even have a clue how to approach drawing Yunobo or Daruk, simply because they don’t know how to draw bulky, fat or muscled characters. But I won’t preach too much on the subject, haha.

Long story short, I love Yunobo a whole lot and I’d love to give him a big hug and a smooch. That’s about it :))))

Also here’s a little sketch I made of him as a bonus for reading all that haha

[ecargmura]

Dog Signal Episode 19 Review - You Can Do That, Can't You?

The penultimate episode revolves around Miyu and Singe and it seems to be a two-parter as it focuses on Miyu on a deeper level. Come to think of it, Miyu is the main character and he’s been here since episode 1 yet we never learned much of Miyu until now. All we knew about Miyu was that he had dated Yuko; they broke up after she dumped him; she then dumped Singe onto him and he was forced to live with a dog he didn’t want until he learned to love him. Who was Miyu before Yuko? Who was he before Singe and Niwa shaped his life? This is where his backstory comes to play.

Throughout the show, Miyu has shown to be kind of a pushover and naive. There are instances where he can be serious and emotional too. However, his biggest flaw is that he’s very impatient. When Singe doesn’t listen, he gets frustrated and upset. He sort of behaves like a stressed parent at times—and that’s where his backstory comes to play. I’m not a psychoanalyst, but it seems that he suffered through parentification growing up due to his toxic parents. His mother had a bad habit of spending her money and focusing her attention anywhere but her kids. His father couldn’t control that behavior, so he just gave up on her.; he expected Miyu to care for her when he couldn’t. Because of this, he practically had to be the parent to his family growing up. He was over-relied upon from his parents and had to be his younger brother Saki’s parent growing up; he’s also seen as the sort of “peacemaker” of the family whenever there’s an issue. He was given way too many expectations and he had to believe he had to be this way growing up.

As an adult, it resulted him in being a bit of a pushover because he wants to be seen as reliable and competent. If he’s not reliable and competent, then what is his purpose in life? Unfortunately, this upbringing has been so ingrained into him that he is slowly becoming his mother with the way he is behaving towards Singe in this episode. He hasn’t realized until Singe was taken away from him that he was behaving just like her. I think that becoming the people we don’t want to be is a scary feeling.

Singe’s tantrums stem from Miyu not giving him treats and pampering him like he usually does. All the dog wants is to be loved, but with Miyu’s behavior, it does make sense why he started misbehaving. Singe has a strong personality, so Miyu has to be on the same wavelength and not treat him like a human child. Miyu got a bit cocky, so this incident is a process of humbling him.

I find it hilarious how Miyu’s terrible mom is voiced by Ai Orikasa, who has voiced another crap mom in Ren Sohma from the Fruits Basket remake. The amount of well-known guest voice actors is crazy and they’re ending off with another big name. I don’t know who Miyu’s dad and brother are voiced by.

I just hope that this conflict gets resolved beautifully. I do like how unlike Niwa and Ritsuka’s issues that were centered around dogs, Miyu’s issues stems from humans and how it affects his behavior towards his dog. I can’t wait to see how the finale will be. I know for a fact that I am going to bawl my eyes out at the ending. What are your thoughts?

[rrelationshipadvice]

🩰 <- to find later. this is basically hs drama btw since we’re all about the same aged teenagers; warning for talk of abuse and ableism

how do i tell my friend (ill call her One) that the person everyone is friends with (ill call her Two) and also is her close friend is my ex-friend and was my bully? to explain, to tell her isn’t to point fingers or call out the person, it’s that i fear One will become a victim of Two and i don’t wish how Two treated me on anyone.

apologies for being semi-exhaustive here but Two pretty badly bullied me for just under ten years, as well as kinda physically abused me for four of those years (to the point i still have scars). im pretty sure it’s because i’m autistic and used to be unable to mask, since she’d regularly scream at me (like. voice going raw screaming) for being ‘slow/special/r slur-ed’ and constantly call me an ‘annoying fucking idiot’ (quote). the bullying also included telling people to exclude me, making fun of me in front of teachers or my parents, and calling my interests disgusting or embarrassing even when it was originally hers. again don’t want this to get too long but she would routinely torment me for showing typical autistic behavior by beating me up (ex: punching me in the stomach or trying to stomp on my stomach after shoving me to the ground, almost always slapped me very hard or would punch me in the breast) or screaming at me to basically correct me. she also groped and sexually harassed me a lot. plus she outed my other friend (who is autistic too) to the whole school and regularly fetishized the outed friend’s boyfriend trying to get them to break up. i blocked her everywhere and are now hostile to her irl in january of 2023 which im still relieved for doing despite my being a pushover LOL.

what sucks now is that Two is best friends with just about everyone in the entire school, esp. because we’re in the same extracurriculars which includes a large portion of the school. i normally try not to hold grudges but i’m an emotional and sort of indignant person so seeing literally everyone i know talk about how funny and sweet she is makes me feel violent. i want to tell someone how i have trust issues and get embarrassed being myself around people because of this girl but i feel like a) no one would believe me and 2) they’d probably gossip it off to someone and it would get exaggerated into like ‘she tried to kill the person posting this!!!!’ or some shit which i don’t want her to get painted as a bad person

i had this sentiment until i got closer with One. One is one of my closer friends and is diagnosed autistic, she’s a kind and considerate person who i feel like i can actually trust and don’t have to make myself mask around her. again like i mentioned im scared but also desperately wanting to tell someone Two treated me like trash. however One actively refuses to participate in people spreading rumors and shit talking because she’s been bullied before so that’s a big part of the trust. also with Two being autistic and One exclusively harassing and bullying only me and other autistic people in school, it’s scary thinking of Two doing anything to One.

my strife is that i just don’t know how to word ‘LOL you know your friend who’s buddies with everyone we know? she hated my autistic trans ass and hit me’ without it sounding like complaining or calling her out. One takes me seriously, hence the considerate comment, so i don’t think she’d just wave me off, but i’m not great with cohesion at times LOLL and like i mentioned earlier i don’t want who One considers her friend to be painted as a monster or smth!!!! thank you in advance for any help on this issue

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[anemia-rp]

Yeah I guess that’s what they mean when people call someone “a wolf in sheep’s clothing”.I’ve been told a few times that I’m too nice,but I don’t try to be it’s just how I am.

Really!?Thank you!I honestly have never really thought of myself like that.I’ve always kind of saw myself as weak,probably because I used to be quite the pushover and people would usually take advantage of that.

Oh that actually kind of makes me curious,but I also have a feeling that it would be better if I don’t ask too many questions.

I have to admit I’ve done that,mistaken dependency for love.I would like to think I’ve matured now and I’m not like that anymore though.And it also does feel nice to have someone to lean on and depend on as well,I think that’s why those two kind of people attract each other.

I’ll definitely remember that!People scare me when they get angry.It actually takes quite a lot for me to get angry but when I do,I get silent angry…you know the kind of angry that makes you wonder what the person is thinking.

Hmm I suppose it would depend on what they were.If they weren’t to scary maybe I would okay.I don’t have any,but I do think some can look cool.

I understand that,I don’t ask other for help either.I don’t have a problem asking others for help with small things,but the more important things I tend to do on my own.It’s easier to ask for help with the little things,but maybe one day you’ll find someone your comfortable enough with to be able to ask for help with the bigger things.

Not losing yourself is probably even more important than being waterproof when it comes to getting touched emotionally. Could be I'm rather a sheep in wolf's clothing. Guess you'd agree.

Nope, you made it far and got up over and over again when you've been on the ground, otherwise you wouldn't talk to me right now. Yeah, if you've got a loud voice and can make yourself heard all the time then it's more likely people just won't unsee you, but guess that's not the goal. The right ones won't forget about you even if you become silent for a while.

Could be I tell you more about the clan at some point.

Probably. And that's why people who can handle weapons are quite attractive as well I guess. Because they could protect you from almost all evil. I love weapons, they're lots of fun, but I certainly can mean business with them as well. Or I'd use them in the bedroom even for the thrill.

I'm not really good at reading someone else's emotions and to be fair I'm pretty fucking paranoid so if I can't interpret what someone thinks and feels or what they do it's likely I feel threatened. I'm just used to see an enemy in almost everyone in a way or another.

Asking others for help…mh, what about asking others for fulfilling other needs of yours? Your cuddly needs and the sexual ones? That's difficult for you as well, right? Guess we should meet anytime soon. I've got the feeling you smell like vanilla, telling by your look.

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Hi mom... it's been awhile! How are you? I hpe you're doing great because... I'm not, not really. I thought I was but clearly I'm not.

I want to rant but idk where and I can only think of ranting here :')

So um... Here's the thing, ever since I was little, I've always been alone. Workaholic parents and no siblings until the age of 11. And so I've always had trouble with connecting with people. Often came out as 'strong', 'loud', annoying and some said pushover. I...tried to connect... tried to change myself for the better...but idk. I'm about to turn 20 next year and it's fucking terrifying you know? I'm alone in university (i got no Friends that's from my highschool or during my foundation year) so I basically have to start over.

That was when I met my 'friends' and we immediately have group consist of 5 people including me. I thought everything was okay. Untill they slowly drifting apart from me... And I can't help but keep on questioning myself.... Am I at fault here? Is it me? Am I the problem? I know people would say 'let it be, know your worth' or 'they are probably busy, they have their own life too' and stuff like that but srsly? To the point that ignoring me, going out without me...it makes me feel like they're avoiding me. And it hurts...a lot. I tried not think too much about it but..yea. I can't-

A few days ago, one of them uploaded an edit of them doing some trend that required then to answer google form like... "Who will die first in Zombie apocalypse" kinda questions and then shows the statistics with their pictures (idk how to explain lmao) but in that video...Every girl was there. Like everyone was there. Even the one that's not even in the original group of 5. Everyone except me. And that has to be something... And I think I know where I stand now. Plus...

A few hours ago, I uploaded a status that said maybe I don't have any luck in friendship department. And guess what? One of them replied and she said

"Not everything needs luck, sometimes manners and attitude will do"

And of course I was weirded out cuz what the hell was that supposed to mean? So we talked and she told me about how maybe there's something wrong with my attitude and how I should change and stuff and then we came to the topic about 'am I annoying?' I asked her. And she said yes I am and that sometimes she can handle it but other than that no. And I was...like oh I see so I am the problem. Which is not really surprising because huh... It's always like that

And I told her I understand what she was trying to say and told her that I like being friends with and she said the same which is good but then she said...she liked my confidence but she doesn't like my confidence to the point that I 'downgrade others' and tbh I don't know if I ever did that Because i don't think I ever did that? Not that I know of... Because I swear even if I did...i did not mean it and it was unintentional...but now that I think of this their attitude as of late really said it all...idk anymore.

Maybe idk...maybe I should just stop making friends in general and just accept things the way it is?

It's not that I don't have friends at all..I do have but just that, just...Friends. not the type of friends that will literally be at your beck and call you know? Not friends enough to be able to call "my people" kinda stuff like oh she's my best/great friend! Idk how to explain but i hope you get the point.

Some people might be fine not having anyone. But I'm not. I don't like being alone. It's lonely. I've been living with loneliness ever since I was little and I don't want it anymore. If some people can live with that then good for them... but not me... I don't like being alone. It's more like it's scary to be alone.

I guess that's all...sorry for dumping everything I just need to let it out.

-Tendou anon

First off, I’m doing well! I’m so sorry you are having a difficult time and I promise you can always vent here. It might take me a while to get to it, but if it helps to vent my asks are always open! Everyone needs a safe space!

Second off, I’m going to respond with complete honestly here because that’s how I am as a person and my philosophy isn’t to sugar coat things because I don’t think it helps address the issue.

So there problem here isn’t you, it’s that this group of people you associate with might not be the best fit for your personality and style. There’s nothing wrong with being loud, outgoing, awkward or “annoying” because when you find friends who work with you, you realize that those things aren’t issues in your friendship.

I’m in my 30s and I have two really good friends. I have several online friends but I have two REALLY SOLID friends. One I’ve known for 16 years and another I’ve been friends with less than 2 years (actually I met her on here). My one friend I see maybe every few months and my online friend I chat with everyday and we video chat as well. I have a lot of support from online friends as well that I simply chat with.

Now this works for me, I’m a pretty social and outgoing person. I’m blunt and kind of chaotic but my friends aren’t bothered by that because we compliment each other.

I’m not saying these friends aren’t nice or couldn’t be good support but it almost seems like they want you to change or that they are saying you are the problem which isn’t ok to say. It would be one thing is you were a complete bitch or rude to them every time but it doesn’t seem that way. It seems like they want you to fit into a certain box that you just don’t fit in.

Also, I’m an only child and I was left to play alone a lot as a child so I understand how hard it can be to socialize. But believe me when I say that you will find friends who appreciate you for who you are! You are still so young and now is a great time to find yourself, go out, talk with random people and be outgoing!

Being alone is scary and right now it might feel like you will be alone forever but you won’t be! College is sometimes just as bad as high school, people form groups and think that everyone has to conform to that but in reality, you are all learning to be adults. Technically from the age of 18-25 is considered a “young adult” which means you are still developing, still learning how to be social and function in society!

I know me saying this isn’t really helpful but try not to put so much pressure on yourself. If there’s one thing I wish I could tell my younger 20 year old self, it would be that it’s ok to be weird, it’s ok to be loud and it’s to make mistakes! Be yourself and put yourself first!

I apologize for how unorganized this is 😅 I literally have zero sense of organization 😂

Xoxoxo and just know, you are very loved and we appreciate you 🖤

[loptrcoptr]

It’s been a couple days and I’m still not over learning that, when Lisa (trainer friend) told Diane (barn friend sort of) that I would be feeding the lesson horses a couple nights this week, Diane asked “do you really think she can handle it?” She being me. I’m still wrapping my brain around... what she could possibly think was so beyond me? Let’s see...

The lesson barn nightly rundown:

separate grey horse (Bo) from the four bay horses (Chaser, Reggie, Dynamo, Buster)

give the four bays 5 to 6 flakes of alfalfa in four tubs in the paddock

give Bo two flakes of grass in his tub

give Bo one scoop of grain

top off the two water troughs

And that’s the whole thing. Now, what do I do 3 nights a week, every week, for the other horses (4 nights this week) ?

Give Pepper (gray horse) his hay first; two flakes alfalfa one grass, drag his tub under roof so Cisco (chestnut horse) can’t get it

Cisco, two flakes of grass

Take one grass flake to the mare’s paddock, put in tub for Spirit (palomino) and get her 1 flake alfalfa too

Give Rio (paint horse) two alfalfa flakes

Grain for Pepper: one quart alfalfa pellets one scoop senior feed, one small scoop joint supplement, 1/4 cup water. Put it behind his tub so Cisco can’t get it

Grain for Rio: one and a half quart alfalfa pellets, one small scoop joint supplement and a sprinkling of senior feed. ½ cup water because her back teeth are gone (she’s old) and she needs it to be like soup. Put her grain down first when you enter paddock because she will steal Spirit’s if Spirit’s grain is put out first

Grain for Spirit: one quart alfalfa pellets, one small scoop joint supplement, one small scoop magnesium supplement, one full custom smartpak pill pack (five pockets) with cbd, 1/4 cup water. Put her pan as far away from Rio as possible

Give Cisco his pill in a handful of sugar free treats, alfalfa, or senior feed. Do not give him a pan of feed, too much sugar is very bad for him. Give him a probiotic treat if the owner’s bought them. If not, and his digestion has been poor, give him half a syringe of probiotic gel in his mouth. He hates it and will run, so best to hide the syringe behind your back and grab his face from the side, or squirt the gel into a handful of hay and give it to him that way

top off the water trough

Now which of these routines sounds more complicated to you? Hm?

[goggles-mcgee]

FUCK FREUD CLUB SHENANIGANS because I didn't think people would enjoy my little idea so much and I have more to share!

• Harley who may have been drinking a bit: "I gotta admit Brucie babe, I, like many of our classmates, had a little crush on you!"

Jonathan who was getting more comfortable without wearing his Scarecrow hood, also who has been drinking too: "Confession, I also had a crush on you Wayne."

Bruce, now blushing and wondering if he made the Sangria too strong for this week's club meeting: "Well I'm flattered. If we're being honest here, I did have a crush on you Crane after you went off on Professor Kingsley when he said Freud was a genius."

Jonathan, now also slightly blushing: "Stop Mister Wayne or the media will somehow get wind of that and it'll be the new scandal."

Harley: "Speaking of scandal! Have you guys heard about the latest fight Pengy and Riddler had? I heard they legit got into a fight in front of the Bat!"

Sometimes their club meetings turns into gossip sharing.

• Harley bursting into Bruce's Study with Jonathan right behind her: "You're being played by George Clooney!?"

Jonathan: "You agreed to be the secret identity of Batman!?"

Bruce who was plotting Jason's second funeral and Tim's first: "My son's forged my signature on those papers. Then the other's heard about it and got so excited and I couldn't back out! Especially after Cass made me a card! She made me a card!"

Harley: "Pushover."

Jonathan: "People pleaser."

Bruce with his head in his hands: "Arnold Schwarzenegger is Mr. Freeze....Uma Thurman is Poison Ivy....Should I be worried that they'll attack me more after the movie?"

Harley now super excited: "They're in the movie!?"

• Jonathan standing next to a white board as he hosts this week's club meeting: "Today's club meeting will start off with our absolute favorite thing we hate about Freud. After that Harley has designed a Family Feud style game where Bruce, you and I will go against each other and guess Freud's stupidest idea's and studies based off Harley's questions. Winner takes home the homemade Fuck Freud Trophy which is a golden hand giving off the middle finger."

Bruce and Harley lifting up their hands in unison and solemnly flipping off a picture of Freud: "Fuck Freud."

• Bruce being held "hostage" by Two-Face before looking at the clock: "Oh shit. Harv? Can we like, reschedule this? I have a club meeting and I'm in charge of snacks this week."

Two-Face: "You...want to reschedule a hostage situation? For a club?"

Bruce, completely serious: "Yes."

• Harley got them Letterman jackets for the club, of course personalized. Jon even got them mugs for the club. Bruce caved and got them pens and pins made for the club.

His kids do not understand why he goes along with the club but they have also never seen their dad so normal and happy.

Clark gets jealous.

• Bruce walking in late to a club meeting with Starbucks for everybody: "You would not believe the nightmare I had last night."

Jonathan already pulling out a clipboard and pen: "Tell us all about it."

Harley coughing to hide her chuckles: "Yes tell the dream psychologist that has a nightmare kink all about your scary dream."

Jonathan who is blushing now, is it in anger? Is it in embarrassment? Who knows: "One class! One dream psychology class! And I do not have a fear kink!"

Bruce finally taking his seat: "Denial. Interesting. Now let's acknowledge the fact that Harley said you had a nightmare kink not fear kink. Do you want to discuss that further Mr. Crane?"

Jonathan throwing a pen at Bruce: "We were talking about you not me Rich Boy!"

Bruce and Harley cackling.

• Jonathan and Harley are still villains but they kind of start to edge into the anti-hero stage of things. Nobody knows why expect Bruce and he's so proud.

• They actually call each other on their bad days. Harley yelled at Bruce about being more open with his kids and he actually really took it to heart. Jon got collectively yelled at about his self esteem issues and taking better care of himself because no Jon, a human can't just survive off corn and sweet tea. Harley had a tough love session when Bruce and Jon had to tell her just how bad Joker was to her and yeah she realized that but she shouldn't be afraid to get into a relationship with someone just because of that past toxic relationship.

• Bruce's kids actually start to get comfortable with Harley and Jonathan being around the house from time to time. It's still weird to them but they see first hand the changes that all three are going through.

• Bruce babysits Lou and Bud for Harley whenever she needs him too or if she gets in trouble and is sent to Arkham. Damian loves helping out with them.

• Batman may or may not have taken the long way to the university when he heard Scarecrow took over the Psych 101 class because the teacher was obviously incompetent Bats. He was teaching young impressionable minds!

• Bruce admits to them that he hates the whole 'Playboy Billionaire' role he used to play and can't seem to escape from. Especially because he's a dad now, it's not like he can really afford to be a playboy.

• Harley insists on teaching Bruce how to fight because she can't believe how often he gets himself into bad situations.

Jonathan agrees about this and even gives Bruce some of his Fear Toxin in case he ever has to use it in defense to get away from anyone. He even put it in a pepper spray-like bottle so it would go unnoticed.

I have so much more headcanons but here are a few XD

Enjoy

[rezzyromance]

Idk if this is how you request things or if it's just asking, BUT-

How would the Lords react to an S/O that's usually the chillest person that you will ever meet (not to be confused with a pushover because they are not), they've never seen them even mildly annoyed when something bad happens. But then something happens and, turns out, the S/O is utterly TERRIFYING when they're mad.

Hope this makes sense!

Aw man I'm gonna feel awful scaring Moreau and Donna :(

Alcina

You're relaxing on a beautiful morning. The sun is shining through the window just enough to warm the room but not hurt your eyes. You hadn't even changed out of your sleep wear. "How are you feeling, my dear?", a sweet voice rang from the doorway. You were sitting in your favorite chair near the window. You turn and smile at her. She walks over and rubs your face in her large hand before leaning down and giving you a soft kiss. "I'm feeling amazing. And you?", you grab her hand before she pulls it away and you place a kiss on her knuckles. "I'm feeling alright. There's a new maid here. She's a bit slow. I'm giving her until tonight to finish dusting the entire castle or else she won't see another sunrise." It was almost comedic how dark her words were as you both stared out the window and gazed at the beautiful scenery. "Come on Alcina.", you stand up and place your hands on hers, trying to hold them despite the size difference. "Give the girl a break. It's a huge castle AND it's her first day.", you knew your words would probably change nothing. Alcina was rather cruel, but you looked past it. You tried your best to make the nervous maids comfortable whenever they arrive.

"We'll see how she does." She gives you one more kiss before leaving the room. You sit back down in your chair, enjoying the warmth of the sun for a little while longer. You lose track of time, minutes maybe even hours go by. Suddenly, there's a crash not far from the door. You jump and stand up, no longer comfortable after being startled. "What in the name of Mother Miranda?!", you leave the room and look down the hallway. The new maid stood there with a terrified look on her face. In front of her was one of the paintings Alcina had on her walls, now with a broken frame and a hole punctured. Your blood began to boil. It was a painting of you, her, and the girls all together. It was your favorite. "How in the hell did you manage to do that?!", you begin to stomp towards her. She cowers and struggles to find her words. "I-I-I was just dusting! It fell and I-I didn't mean t-", you cut her off. "How the fuck did you knock such a large painting over just by dusting?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE SUCH STUPID MISTAKES HERE?!", you unravel. "I-I didn't mean to! I'm sorry!", she almost begins to weep. "SORRY ISN'T GONNA SAVE YOUR ASS!"

"MISS DIMITRESCU PLEASE HELP!", she cries out. You freeze, realizing that the lady herself is right behind you. You turn to face her. Her eyes are wide with shock. She has never seen you like this before and never even knew you had this type of side to you. She was impressed as much as she was terrified. "(Y/N)? Are you alright my love?" She had no idea what to do as your seething slowed down. "Why don't you go back to the room, yes? Settle down a little and deal with her later.", she places a hand on your back helps walk with you back to the room. Once you're there, she bends down to whisper in your ear. "I don't know where this side of you has been this whole time, but I am so amazed by you. And also a little frightened."

Donna

The Beneviento house was usually a calm place despite its creepy aura. You and Donna are both quiet and chill people. Never once have you fought or even raised your voices at each other. It was pleasant.

You had planned a nice dinner for the both of you. You wanted to try out a new recipe and surprise her, so you made your way to the kitchen to get started. "Okay, what first? I guess I'll need a pot.", you go rummaging through the kitchen and you find the pots stacked within each other inside one of the top cabinets. You groan and stand up on your toes, grazing the pots with your fingers. It didn't take much to cause them to tumble down, crashing on top of you with a loud sound that followed. "Aw shit.", you sighed and picked up the knocked over pots. A small but annoying pain began to throb in your head from where it made contact with a pot. What you didn't notice was you forgot to pick one of the pots up. It remained unnoticed. "It's fine.", you say to yourself as you maintain your composure. Next, a cutting board and knife. You turn around and begin to walk forward to find the cutting board, but you slam your toe into counter. You wince in pain and grab your foot. "SON OF A BITCH!", you yell.

You calm yourself, still wanting to have a pleasant meal with Donna. "Alright. Everything's fine." You step forward and kick the pot that you had forgotten to pick up. It caused your freshly kicked toe to ache even more. "OH COME ON! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!", you scream and swear as you throw your arms up in pure rage and shock.

"...(Y/N)?", a gentle voice whispered from the doorway, causing you to whip your head in that direction. It was Donna. She looked absolutely horrified and almost looked like she could cry. "Is.. is everything... are you alright?", she worried. "Yes. I'm sorry. Just got a little pissed off.", you took a deep breath to calm yourself down, feeling bad for scaring the poor girl.

Moreau

You were sitting on the dock together, looking into the water as your feet swung back and forth above it. It was a sunny day and you two decided to spend it outside. Your hand slowly made its way over to his. His feet stopped swinging for a second as you entangled your fingers. "I don't know what I'd do without you, (Y/N)." his words were bitter sweet as a gentle smile formed from his lips. "Oh, Sal. You don't have to think like that. I'll always be here for you.", you kiss his cheek and continue to relax as you sway your legs.

"There it is! There's the beast!", a voice yelled from not so far away. You both look in the direction of the voice and see a few young village boys. Possibly between the ages of 13 and 16. Moreau had become some what of a scary story for the villagers. A tale that kids spread on school court yard and bring up during dares. But, you've never seen a kid brave enough to actually make it far enough into the reservoir to actually see Moreau. Now, there were about 3. All of them stood and pointed, shocked and terrified.

"Hey beast! Come get me!", one kid teases. You glare at the kids as a newfound rage begins to boil inside you. "Let's go back inside.", Moreau says before standing up from the doc. The sadness in his voice was heartbreaking. Suddenly, one of the children gathers the guts to pick up a rock and throw it as hard as he could. His aim was off, but not by much. It slammed into the wood near Moreau's feet, startling him. "Take that you devil!", he laughs. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!", you begin sprinting in the direction of the immature brats. Two of them run from the direction they came from while the one who threw the rock was frozen in fear. You took the opportunity to grab him by the collar of his shirt. "Listen here you little waste of space. I'm gonna give you 3 seconds to turn around and run for your goddamn life. If you or any of your little snot-nosed friends come around here again, they'll be goddamn fish food. Do you understand?" The kid was too scared to speak and instead began to nod rapidly. You let him go and watched as he ran as fast as he could, screaming the whole way.

You walk back to the shack and find Moreau standing in the same place he was when you took off. His mouth was agape and he looked almost as scared as the kids. "You alright Sal? I made sure those little shits won't be coming around here anymore." "Yeah... I didn't know you could be so... scary", he says. "I'm sorry. But those kids were being cruel. I had to do something.", you say. "Well... it was awesome!", he smiled. "But also very scary!" You laugh which helps sooth him a little.

Heisenberg

"Screw driver.", is all Karl said with an outstretched palm. He was working on some type of mechanical heart for his experiments. He wanted you to lend a "helping hand" even though he could easily do it all by himself. He did this because he wanted to be around you, he was just too stubborn with too big of an ego to simply say it. So here you were, handing him every little tool he asks for.

"Do you want the big one or the little one?", you say with a hint of boredom in your tone. "Aw c'mon don't sound like that! Isn't this exciting? It's like you're working on it with me! Also, hand me the big one.", you do as he says and hand him the big screw driver. "I just don't get it. You literally have powers. You can easily do this by yourself and have been for so long. Why do you need me to help?" He pauses for a second and looks over towards you, his brow slightly furrowed. "I don't NEED you to help. I just thought it would be nice for you to help out. Plus, you're the one always bitching about me constantly working. Well, here you are! Helping me work! So, either suck it up or you can leave." His harshness had no real ill will in it. He was just confused and a bit too ignorant to consider his words. But, he was testing your patience. He continued to use the screwdriver until handing it to you without saying a word.

"Hand me a screw.", he demanded with his hand facing palm up again. "Which size?" "They're all the same sizes, dumbass." You feel your blood begin to boil. "They're different fucking sizes! This one is smaller than this one!", you hold up two screws that are obviously different sizes. This makes Karl angry. Not because you were right, but because you seemed upset over something that seemed so insignificant.

"If you came here just to yap in my ear, then I don't think I need your assistance.", he huffed. You put the selection of tools and supplies he was making you hold on the table he is working on and ball your fists. "You're the one who told me to do this in the first place!", you yell. "Yeah, because you won't stop bitching! Non-stop you're always compla-" you cut him off before he can finish. "SHUT UP!", you yell. The room goes silent. "YOU SAY I'M BITCHING? HAVE YOU HEARD YOURSELF? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KARL YOU BITCH AND MOAN ALL THE TIME! I'M DONE TAKING SHIT FROM YOU!" He wanted to be angry, but he couldn't. He felt something much more overwhelming. Was he.. intimidated? He didn't move from his seat. All he could do was look up at you with a confused expression. What now? What is there to do? If he pushes you further, what would happen? He was actually too scared to find out.

You take a deep breath to calm down before speaking. "Now, if you want me to help with your shit, I'll stay as long as you keep your mouth shut. Can you possibly manage to do that?" He gulps nervously. "Yes ma'am."

[totiredtowrite]

oh you lookin for headcanons? hmmm how aboooout ushiwaka, aone, bokuto, and atsumu with a boyfriend who always seems to get hurt? like maybe baby boy’s clumsy, or maybe he always uses himself as a human shield for other people, or he’s a little aggressive during club activities, or maybe he’s a dumbass with rbf who gets into fights with other people because they always think he’s tryna start shit

- airhead

[hey bestie it’s been so long I’ve been dying cause one of my little brothers got reconstructive surgery on his leg and I have to take care of him :’) also I’m glad you took time for yourself and had a break. don’t push yourself too hard]

Uncoordinated - Headcanons

Warnings - Cursing, mentions of injury

Note: Good moorningggg

Male Reader

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Ushijima's a careful guy alright

He's probably only tripped like twice in his lifetime 😀

So ofc when you guys started dating, he was a lil bit shocked at how easily you got hurt

like all the time?

He can't even tell if it's just a thing or if you're clumsy

He'll try his best to bandage you if you need it, but my guy is not graceful

Like at all

His hands are huge and only ever seem to do the right thing in volleyball, you can't expect him to be able to delicately place a band aid on your knee or smth

Most of the time tendou does it 😭

Now before you started dating he was all "why would I want someone who trips over everything"

He wasn't sure why it was a cute trope?

And tbh he's still not sure, but bc he thinks you're cute he thinks it's cute

Yk?

He'll see that trope in a show or something and go "hey my boyfriend does that"

Highkey brags about you when you're not around

Jus thought I'd tell you 🤪

Anyways yeah that's it for big guy

Loves his clumsy boyfriend

Even if you somehow find a way to trip over nothing

Aone Takanobu

Side note the gif is so fuckin cute >:((((

Also I may or may not simp for aone to another degree so ehe

So you wouldn't think it, but Aone is kind of a hopeless romantic

In the sense that he sees couples in media or in his school and thinks "wow I want that"

And may or may not read romance novels

ANYWAYS

He never thought he'd be in a relationship with a dude but surprise?

He'd just never put any thought into it

Look at where he is now.

So basically you're the aggressive one (🤪) in the relationship

Face it aone's a pushover

Like a huge pushover

I would say you bullied him into the relationship but really he kept kinda gravitating towards you

And he love you 🥰🥰

So basically he's like "damn why you always hurt 🤨"

And he comes to find out that it's because you fight

Like a lot

Anything that moves isn't safe 😟

Half the time you didn't even start the fights smh

Ofc he'll try his best to break up the fights

He's a big scary looking guy

So sometimes he'll so that thing where he stands behind you to scare people off and then you turn around all proud and he's like "yes babe you did great" and pats your head

That is all I want :(

But on another note

The team may tease him about how enthusiastic he is about some guy

He'll smile at you :0

Angry and calm trope is best trope 😩

Bokuto Koutarou

He loves you he really does

He's always "my boyfriend this" and "my boyfriend that"

All

The

Time

The team is tired of it but at least they can make you deal with him

But he's always kind of confused

You're so aggressive???

Like club activities r fun and all, but you somehow always seem to scrape your knee or get a bruise or dislocate your shoulder

Mostly just bruises but still

He's worried about you :(

He can be really airheaded at times but he's actually a really emotionally smart guy

He's captain for a reason

Ofc he'd be worried when his boyfriend keeps getting hurt in practice

Hell be all "Heyy soo maybe tone it down a biiit cause I don't want you to get huuurt and"

My heart

Just pat him on the head and tell him you'll be good

He tries to make you stay away from the things where you'd get hurt the most but it won't work well lol

CEO of kissing injuries better

😩😩😩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Atsumu Miya

Atsumu can be such a dick

We know he got them bad qualities 🙄

So yeah it was sorta surprising when he managed to snag the nicest most selfless guy in the school 🤨

Because seriously you're like the best

You'll always be helping students outtt or walking them hoome or breaking up fiiights or starting fights with douchbags

Yeah

So here you are, being this glowy genuinely nice guy, (probably walking kittens home or saving babies from house fires), and then atsumu

Atsumu, this asshole

He's not that bad but he's still kind of insufferable

Lil weird how y'all r dating

But back on topic

You, being the dude you are, usually step in to help people out as much as you can

And over half the time you get some kind of injury

You always throw yourself in the middle of fights or pull risky bs to help others

He loves it sm

Mostly because he gets to patch you up

He thinks that's romantic

Like if he's cleaning a cut you got or banging up a bruise

Whenever he sees you get hurt he goes 🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘

Little weird but whatever

Also peppers kisses to your face all the time

Definitelt brags to Osamu

"Look at my boyfriend he's so nice and selfless I bet you wish you had him HA you don't"

He's a tool but ig he's alright 🙄

[lexacoolfox]

What is you think rengoku ,shinobu,and Mitsuri with a s/o like Mikan tsumiki would be like

Aww I love this idea!

>•————————————————————————•<

A little background info:

Your basically like a doctor/nurse to the demon slayers.

You always have medical supplies on you and you often help at the butterfly estate.

>•————————————————————————•<

So when he meet you for the first time, he thought that you a kind and innocent person. The shyness and timidity you had was so adorable to him.

He wanted to know everything about you.

His personality did catch off guard a bit and would make you stumble on your words very often.

Since Rengoku often yells a lot, you get caught off gaurd and start crying. Like the first time he meet you

“HELLO!”

“AAH! I-I’M S-SORRY!”

“Why are you apologizing? All I said was hello!”

“W-well you yelled. S-so I-I t-though you were m-mad at m-me.”

“I just meet you, why would I already be mad at you?”

“I-I don’t know. I-it’s j-j-just…aaaAAAHH! I’m sorry I’m w-wasting your t-time!”

After that you ran away before he could say anything.

Rengoku learned over time that if he wants to talk to you. he has to learn not to be so enthusiastically loud. Basically he had to develop an inside voice.

After he was able to talk to you without you crying and running away. You two talked very often. You were very nice but you were also a big pushover.

He told you that you shouldn’t let people walk all over you. But you responded it’s ok and your used to it. He didn’t like that response. So he took the duty upon himself to start standing up for you.

He believed such a kind person didn’t deserve to be treated so unfairly.

“Hey s/o since your so obedient! Why don’t crawl on all four like a dog!”

“O-okay…”

Rengoku stops you from bending down.

“S/o there is no need for that. As for you leave them alone. picking on her for no reason…SHAME ON YOU!”

Soon He confessed his love for you to which you accept of course. Cause how much you love him, he always to kind to you and always stands up for you.

You two were a cute couple.

Eventually you got used to his loud and enthusiastic attitude.

But of course you were still shy and timid, also had a stuttering problem.

“K-kyo does my s-s-stuttering ever b-bother you?”

“No! In fact it’s actually quite adorable to me!”

You put your hands on your cheeks as your face went red.

You tended to trip. A lot. Into, certain positions. He tries to catch you. Sometimes he succeed sometime he fails.

When he fails you cry saying sorry for tripping. He helps you up as fast as he can especially if there’s people around.

Sometimes he notices people have blushes and nosebleed. Those people get the most scary and threatening smile imaginable.

But then he comforts you quietly telling you it’s fine and that accidents happen while shushing you and petting your hair, also hugging you.

One time he wasn’t in the fondest of moods and you wanted to make him happy.

So you went up to him and offered to take off your clothes and let him do as he pleases with you.

To say he was shocked would be an understatement.

He jumped up and had put his hands on your shoulder

“S/O no! You are my beautiful flame! I don’t want you to offer me that unless it’s what the both of us want! Not just to make me happy!

Then he hugged you

“All I need is your presence to make me happy.”

Then there was one time you thought he was mad at you

“Oh S/O…I could never be mad at you. Your an angel. I’m not mad at you, it’s just life can be difficult sometimes.”

When he gets nasty injuries and is sent to the butterfly estate. He specifically ask for you to treat him.

You asked why he specifically ask for you every time.

“The love I feel every time I see you makes me stronger! So I’ll heal faster if you do my treatment!”

You blushed and said how sweet he is. You were actually a really good doctor, you did study under shinobu after all

Let me get this out of the way. she loves every single thing about you! 

She loves hearing your stutters and thinks it’s so adorable when you get shy.

 she appreciates the fact that you’ll will apologize when you do something even on accident. but sometimes you apologize for no reason. For example when you were explaining a recovery time to Mitsuri.

“S-so the r-recover process w-will take about a-a week. I’m sorry.”

“Why are you apologizing?”

“I j-just wanted t-to apologize for n-not being able t-to do m-more. I-I just want t-to be helpful.”

“But your already so helpful taking care of me! I’m really happy your the one doing my checkups, getting me food, and making me tea after I take that yucky medicine.”

“Well it’s the l-least I c-could do for someone a-as a-amazing as y-you.”

Now mitsuri is not the confrontational type. when it comes to you she will go off on a person!

“That stuttering of your is so annoying! How about instead you just shut up!”

“O-Okay just please d-don’t hate me. I-I’m sorry!”

“S/o don’t apologize! You have nothing to be sorry for! As for you, that is not a very nice things to say! Their stuttering isn’t annoying it’s absolutely adorable! I ask that you apologized to S/o!”

Mitsuri feel for you hard so without hesitation when she was sure, she confessed. You couldn’t believe the love pillar herself wanted you to be her significant other. You asked like 3 time if she’s sure. After saying yes each time you said you would love nothing more than to be her significant other.

Now anytime she sees you she just cuddles and gives you love pecks on your cheeks. Then asks how your day has been.

When she first started doing it you would scream in surprise and apologize. But then calm down once your realize it’s her.

You tend to trip a lot into questionable positions.

Since it happens so randomly Mitsuri doesn’t always have the reaction to instantly catch you.

She does help you as fast as she can. With her face so red that it would put a tomato to shame.

She will whisper sweet nothings to you while stroking your hair. Also telling you ok, that sometimes it happens.

One time she was slightly upset. And you didn’t like to see her cry, so you offered to take your clothes off to make her feel better.

You slightly lifted up your skirt or was about slowly strip of your shirt. She wouldn’t immediately stop you with a giant blush on her face. She started nervously talking swinging her arms around her face. She was so embarrassed that she didn’t realize she was slightly yelling.

“S-S/O I DON’T NEED THAT TO BE HAPPY! YOUR BODY IS SO BEAUTIFUL! YOU SHOULDN’T JUST OFFER YOURSELF LIKE THAT! HOW ABOUT WE GOR GET SOME SAKURA MOCHI INSTEAD?”

One time you thought she might be upset with you . When you asked her if you upset her in anyway.

She had a look of heartbreak. A few tears were slipping out of her eyes

“N-no of course not! Did…did I make you think I was upset with you? Because I swear I’m not…there’s nothing you could do to make me upset! I’m sorry if I did!”

That started to cause you to cry.

“I-I’m s-sorry. I thought you were u-upset with me. N-now I actually h-have made you u-upset, I c-can’t do anything r-right *sob*”

“Please don’t cry! because when you *sniffle* cry I *sobs* CRY!”

You two were coincidently at the butterfly estate and shinobu walked in on you two cuddling and crying together.

You became a helper at the butterfly state after a demon attacked your village and shinobu saved you.

You are eternally grateful to her for saving your life. So you always had a crush on her.

You helped make poisons and medicines as well as dealing with patients.

She quite enjoyed your company and help. She always says how happy she is about you being around and compliments how helpful you are.

To which you stutter and blush saying it’s no problem and it’s the least you can do for her.

She understands that you can’t help but stutter and she’s completely fine with it.

Shinobu developed a crush on you too, she just thought you were awfully cute and you two did spend a lot time together. She’s likes how smart you are and is glads that she also had somebody to make medicines with.

One day shinobu just came out and told you her feelings, you had a giant blush on your face while saying you feel the same.

You did have a tendency to apologize a lot and didn’t mind when people were rude to you. You were basically a doormat. You tolerated any treatment. But now you have shinobu to step in and stand up for you.

She did this even before you started dating.

“Hey~ s/o~ how about you come over to my place and show me a good time?~”

“W-well…I-I…uhm…”

“Ara ara~ Now what might be going on over her? Are you perhaps flirting with my S/o?”

“O-oh l-lady kocho! I didn’t realize that they were yours! Hehehe…”

“Hhmm…I don’t feel like making this longer than it has to be so I won’t sugarcoat it. If you ever talk to them like that again I’ll be sure to deal with you personally.”

That would cause the person to flee in fear. Then shinobu would walk over to you.

“Are you okay dear?”

“Y-yes. Thank y-you shinobu.”

Then she hugs you and kisses your cheek.

You also trip a lot. most of the time she catches you but there is the occasional time she misses.

She helps you up as quick as possible while also thinking how it’s possible for you to end up that way.

She pets your hair while telling you it’s alright and she’s not mad. Also reassuring that it’s normal to trip and accidents happen.

One time she was upset and you wanted to make her happy so you offered to take off your clothes

She shut that down immediately and hugged you.

“My love don’t offer that unless you also desire it. Don’t just do it to please me. Let’s do it when both of us are ready.”

Then there was the time you thought she was mad at you.

“Oh my dear…I could never be mad at you. You practically make my day anytime I see you! Trust me when I say I’m not mad at you. I love you too much.”

She convinces you more with snuggles and constant kisses to the point you giggle.

[spideycents]

I’m legit so stressed out after today’s episode. Like why did all the cute relationship stuff have to be bookended by so much crap? I am overwhelmed 🙈 but I guess here are my takeaways as a viewer on the spectrum:

- Jun Ho really needs to stop beating people up when they say shit about Young Woo, that’s not productive. He needs to take a page from Attorneys Jung and Choi and verbally call people out and clearly communicate why what they’re doing and saying is bad and ableist. Like I love him, he’s everything to me, he needs to stop being a pushover.

- I am genuinely confused by this case. I can’t tell if the girl legit doesn’t understand the difference between consent and assault and is blinded by her excitement over being in a relationship OR if she was under so much pressure from her mom and the people in the disability organization and was too anxious about speaking up about her story. Her mom was really scary and not chill and so she made me question everything. And then with the guys’ past history with another girl was so hard to follow. Like Young Woo, I wanted to trust him and now I don’t know how to feel cause other people’s reactions that I’ve read, no one that I’ve seen seems to think that he genuinely liked her so I don’t know.

- I’m really conflicted with all of the parents so far in the show. I didn’t like the parents in episode 3. They were terrible to Young Woo and invalidated everything their son had to say. Like his initial responses felt genuine but his mom asked him too many questions and muddled it and I didn’t like that. I really don’t like Young Who’s dad or mom now. Her dad has been off for me from the beginning cause he’s so determined for her to mask so society will be more accepting of her and he goes and warns people about her autism. I’m still not over the scene that was played for laughs where he lied about her being his daughter to that customer or him begging Tae Su Mi to have their child. I don’t like people saying her mom abandoned her, because like it was okay that she didn’t want a kid. That’s her choice. Now that she knows about Young Woo though, that ending scene with her wanting to send her to the states for treatment was bullshit. Officially skipping everything with the parents on rewatches.

Ultimately, I get what the writer is doing with shoving ableism down our throats so that most of the audience understands how shitty it is, but some of the character arcs aren’t progressing as I’d hoped so far. Still plenty of time for them to shape up, but people like the parents and Min Woo will never be in my good books. I really need Jun Ho to start talking back and challenging people verbally. Like I’m really concerned for his safety with these fights. I don’t want him to get into trouble. The bar fight scene today was very unsettling and not a slay.

[askthejourneysgang]

Hello, Journeys Gang—I am in a pickle involving Hop and myself. We have a version of Ash here since his mom’s restaurant exists. There are other timelines without you three that we are the ones who get the rusted sword + shield. Hop doesn’t know I know that Eternatus is guaranteed to come either way. I hate partially manipulating him and even more so that Galar is going to be threatened. But Leon just turned sixteen meaning we have a limited number of years to prepare for the poison space dragon. He seemed to be in his mid-to-lower twenties in those other timelines so we have four years.

I managed to convince Hop to go on a journey with me in Kanto. It is far enough away from Galar that most people won’t recognize their family name. Our endorsement letters cannot come from Leon because it will seem like bias toward a relative. The other Hops were judged so harshly by other gym challengers in addition to being related to the “unbeatable” champion. Not to mention, it's my other selves who usually defeat his brother in these timelines. Sonia gains a new research assistant in Hop whose dream becomes to be a Pokemon Professor.

They seem happy enough yet I want to give my Hop the best chance at either path. One reason why I think we have a possible chance at being Galar’s chosen is my name. My name can mean “blade of a sword”, “flaming sword”, or my personal favorite is just “sword”. I have no guarantee I share the same natural talent as my other selves... Wish us luck that my preparation will hold until Eternatus arrives, I’m in no way looking forward to fighting its Eternamax form.

—Brenda “Bree” Delaney, the currently Pokemon-less trainer.

Ash: Hello there, Brenda! Don't worry, Eternatus is really just a big pushover! 🤗

Goh: What are you talking about??

We needed the help of two legendaries just to catch it!

Ash: Exactly! Usually when I have to deal with a bad legendary I have three or more of them helping out, so really, Eternatus isn't that bad relatively speaking

Goh: Your perspective is scary sometimes... anyway, good luck on your quests, mister/miss Brenda!

Also, isn't scary to know every detail about your future life? Doesn't that make it kinda boring? I'm just saying, maybe it doesn't have to go the same way. Maybe you can stop Eternatus coming altogether! Take your future into your own hands, yeah? 😉

[silkgonerough]

Astro Observations/rants #2 (mostly regarding sun signs and how men are trash🌞)

😑 Sagittarius men always seem to have personalities or like beliefs or are just assholes tbh that don’t fit and or stray away from other ppls ideals/moral codes where if anyone else did them they’d be looked down up yet they’re always given a green card and usually still loved and accepted despite it?? Like I swear a sag man could murder someone and still be supported and accepted by everyone...Oh wait... THAT ALREADY HAPPENED (Ted bundy🤪)

👯‍♂️on the opposite side tho.. a Gemini man.. could absolutely never😬 gemini guys are some of the most controversial ppl I know. Ppl either love or hate them to death and every action they make can change these feeling towards them at the drop of the hat and their actions are usually a fucking mess. They could be 100% innocent in a murder case and ppl would still be making theories on how their the killer (me included sns)

🥺This may just be me but I feel like the sign that I encounter/get to know the least are cancers? It’s weird tho bc I know a good amount of ppl from each sign but cancers are like so scarce in my life it’s sad! The ones I have met are rlly nice and usually super hot (there’s something about a cancer man🙏)

😍Going off of that let’s not lie everyone’s been a little bit of a slut for a Cancer or Capricorn man at one point or another (this includes fictional characters as well ppl👀) like I’ve seen a trend in guys who gain a lot of attention for their looks/overall demeanor (bc they’re usually rlly hot) being one of the two!! In my high school hands down two of the hottest guys to ever walk into that building were a Cancer and a Capricorn and their duality together was too powerful (they were besties😭🙏). I’ll never forget. Also to be clear here I’m just talking about them looks wise, personality of both is usually an absolute trainwreck :))

👑People love to label Leo’s as the queen bees but a Scorpio or Virgo could easily give them a run for their money. Both are usually super charming and ppl tend to get behind them pretty easily but get on their bad side and yikesss... expect everyone they come into contact with to know your business🤭

🤷‍♀️I’ve noticed a lot of Sagittarius sun and Aquarius sun girls have had a “I’m one of the boys” phase at one point or another? It’s never intentional either like both signs just seem to get along with the opposite sex pretty well in a platonic way. And like most of them have either had a lot of guy friends or hung out with a group of guys casually for a long period of time until things got super weird ofc but like it’s just easy for them to get along with males I guess?? This may be kind of a random observation but it’s something I’ve always noticed and I myself am a Sagittarius and have gotten a taste of how it felt to be “one of the boys” and I almost died of boredom.

🤭I don’t what you guys are talking about when saying Scorpios will take your secrets to the grave maybe for the other placements but the suns are not doing all that... every Scorpio sun I’ve been with has spilled everyone’s tea in the first 10 minutes of us talking but SOMEHOW EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING THEM STUFF

👰‍♀️Libra sun woman are usually quite diplomatic and stubborn in sticking to their moral highground but I’ve noticed that when it comes to relationships their kind of pushovers and they allow certain behaviors to slide that they wouldn’t in other ppl :/ I think it’s mostly because they see their partners in really high regards bc they specifically chose that person to be with (and that’s a big deal Libras are not an anybody type of bitch when it comes to actually settling) so they probably don’t want to come to terms that who they chose is not actually that great of a person,, also I think a lot of libras have a fear of being alone in general so it makes it harder for them to cut something off ;(

🙄Going off of that libra sun/moon men are usually not all their cracked up to be. Libra guys can have a very scary shift in who they present to the world vs who they really are.. I’ve experienced it myself and it was horrible to say the least, they’re charm really does help them get out of anything smh

🐟Last but not least Pisces, Virgo, and Gemini sun men YALL NEED TO EITHER STEP IT TF UP OR MOVE TF OUT OF THE WAY we’re tired😭😭😭😭

[stellocchia]

Okay, okay, Undertale AU now. 

So... I’ve been playing Undertale again... as I do once a year since it came out. It’s tradition. So I was kind of thinking who from the Dsmp whould fit which role... and yeah... 

(I also wanted to add that none of the characters who are in a romantic relationship in the game are in this au. As a matter of fact, no romance in general here!)

First of all, we gotta give the role of Frisk to Ranboo, not because he played Undertale, but because of that one time that he told the story of how he flirted with his opponents in volleyball (was it volleyball? Maybe another sport. It’s irrelevant!) and that’s simply a very Frisk thing to do...

Then first monster we encounter is Flowey and... I mean... that’s c!Dream right there. All the focus on “fun” and “power” and seeing life as a “game” and the bloodlust... yeah, no that’s definitely Dream right there. 

Then Toriel comes in! Yay! Puffy is Toriel, no doubt. Both of them have a focus on protecting the children and they’re both really kind, but can get hella scary when angry... 

Also Niki is Napstablook ... mostly because she basically did end up haunting/being haunted by the Secret City for a while... also pretty sure both like music and are pretty soft spoken

Then we get the skeleton brothers! Well, Sans first... and who would fit Sans better then Wilbur! Both of their characters struggled heavily with mental health related problems and they are both really strong but somehow also weak at the same time... (strongest boss in the game with 1 hp and all that) not to mention that they both have way too many simps...

Also that means Tommy is Papyrus. I do not make the rules here. Hyper younger brother who is endlessly optimistic and soft hearted? Yep! That’s him!

Which, may have you think that Tubbo is Undyne because, you know, best friends, but no. Undyne is, in fact, Philza Minecraft everybody. They don’t call him Angel of Death for nothing, so he definitely gets to be the captain of the royal guard in this one! He’s just a much more laid back but equally deadly Undyne.

Also Techno gets the role of the socially anxious nerdy scientist, because he’s been ibernating under a pile of dogs for a few months now and also because he once got peer pressured into murder much like Alphys did into building a murderous robot... so yeah. 

Also, to complete the ghost family now: Jack Manifold gets the role of Mad Dummy, cousin of Napstablook, because they’re both short, bald and full of spite

And none other then Eret gets the role of Mettaton (other cousin of Napstablook) because they’re both absolutely fabulous and because they’d rock the Mettaton EX form...

Moving on,Schlatt is Asgore. He and Puffy are brother and sister. Why? Because they are both sheeps and it would fit... though admittedly Schlatt has had less moral qualms with killing children then Asgore so far, they do both have that in common as well

Which brings us to Tubbo inevitably being Asriel, because sheep guy, but also because, as a character, he has a history of being pushed around by power hungry people with more charisma then him, and also because Asriel in his God of Hyperdeath form has a f*cking rainbow laser cannon and I think that’s a very Tubbo thing to have...

Quackity is Chara. Both are pretty vengful and power-hungry characters who are not afraid of doing some seriously f*cked up shit to get to their goals, but also they both care about those close to them deeply and have a sort of tragedy to their character

Also Awesamdude gets to be Gaster, and no it’s not only because there is as much Awesamdad fan content as there was Dadster despite neither of them ever being confirmed as canon, but because both characters are brilliant inventors who got screwed over by their own creation...

For some other fun bonuses I could think about: 

Sapnap as Monster Kid just because of the absurdly chaotic personality

BBH gets to be Muffet, for no particular reason aside from general vibe

Foolish as Burgerpants because they’re both underpaid and extremely stressed

Punz as Grillby because: money and intimidating aura

Purpled as Nice Cream Guy because: money

And this is pretty much all I could think about... I would include others but I’m kind of stomped at the moment...

So here’s some revisited quotes instead (under the cut):

Flowey!Dream: “Howdy! it’s me Dream. Dream the Dreamon!”

Toriel!Puffy: “Did you want to hear about the book I’m reading? It’s called “72 ways to crack an Egg”. How about it?”

Papyrus!Tommy: “Ah yes, Music Disks, a great reference for theoretical battle scenarios and parties! To which I get invited just constantly!”

Papyrus!Tommy: “W-well, that’s not what I expected... but st- still! I believe in you prick! You can definitely do better! Even if you don’t think so! I... promise....”

Sans!Wilbur: “On days like this, kids like you... should be suffering in Limbo!”

Sans!Wilbur: “Just... don’t say I didn’t warn you. Well. I’m going to Punz’s. Tommy, do you want anything?”

Undyne!Phil: “...Forget it. Look mate. Tommy didn't come to his meeting today. Say what you want about him. He's loud, he's bit selfish, he's obsessed with disks... But Tommy has NEVER missed a meeting. (...) But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either. ... What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM? Tommy, who I have trained every day... Even though I KNOW he's too soft to ever hurt anyone. Tommy who is... was just a child... ... Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward... I will KILL you”

Alphys!Techno: “A long time ago, I made a robot named Eret. Originally I built them to be a farmer robot for my potatoes... didn’t turn out quite right there. Anyway, recently I decided to make them more useful. Heh, you know, just some practical adjustments.... and I might have been carried away a bit and added some, um... Anti-human combat features?”

Asgore!Schlatt: “I'd like to ask, 'would you like a protein shake?' But... you know how it is”

Asriel!Tubbo: “I always was a pushover, wasn’t I, Quackity? I know... you’re not actually Quackity are you? Quackity’s been gone for a long time. Um... what... what is your name? Ranboo? That’s... a weird name bossman...”

Chara!Quackity: “Hey man. I am Quackity. Thank you man. Your power brought me back from Limbo. My "human soul"... my "determination"... they were not mine, but YOURS. At first, I was so confused. Our plan had failed, hadn't it? Why was I brought back to life? ...You. With your “guidance” I realized the purpose of my reincarnation: POWER”