#like it would be SO good for venti if i didn’t already have him situated well😪

[electric-plants]

omg viridescent venerer anemo damage bonus goblet hello beautiful😳

[kazumist]

WHEN YOU IGNORE HIM AS A PRANK .ᐟ

✩ — includes: various x gn!reader. fluff. no cws. wc: 833. reblogs and feedback are very much appreciated !! i don't support this type of prank in any sort of way so pls don't think this is actually funny irl ;;

the one who panics and worries — !

thoma, diluc, zhongli, xiao, and cyno

he has no idea if he did anything wrong. did he do something to offend you? did he forget something you told him? there’s no clue. all of a sudden, you just started to act like he didn’t exist—as if you were total strangers, even!

thoma would pace around the room, his hand on his chin, and he would think of reasons why you should ignore him. there has to be a reason, right? it isn’t like you to just act like that. your relationship was fine when this happened, too! what could possibly be the answer? no matter how long he thinks, thoma will never get an answer to his problem. maybe kissing the pout on his lips away would help him forgive you for all of this?

diluc is confused. very confused, in fact. were you not up for any interactions? but he sees you conversing casually with sara from good hunter. that couldn’t be it. but diluc is… just very confused. he’d question what was happening, trying to piece your recent behavior together with the one you have now.

zhongli sighs at the thought of this situation with you. if you simply wanted a break from a relationship or if you had a problem with him, you could’ve just told him. his gaze lands on you as you talk ever so casually to hu tao, wondering if you still even remember that he too is in the same area as you. please console this man with kisses when the prank is over, he'll need it.

xiao is worried. he knows that he’s still trying to understand human emotions, but he didn’t know that you’d act like this. you chat with verr goldet like you usually do, but he doesn’t hear you asking for his whereabouts like he usually does. it makes him sad. were you getting tired of him? did you perhaps decide to leave so soon? but you would say that to him if you really felt that way. do reassure him that it was nothing and simply for fun (and that you'll never do it again, seeing as he was very worried).

although cyno was known for his jokes (to the people with whom he usually interacts, at least), he sadly did not get the idea that you were just pranking him. he gets a bit anxious, wondering if you were mad at him because of all of his corny jokes, which was a stupid reason, but it was still possible! he sighs helplessly when you tell him it's a joke and suddenly thinks, why didn't he think of that possibility?

the one who knows but plays along — !

kaeya, kazuha, childe, albedo, and alhaitham

he was quick to realize that this was all a prank, but would it be that bad to play along? he’s sure it wouldn't; any time spent with you is already worth it for him anyway. what’s so different about playing a prank?

kaeya stares at you as he looks at how you’re having fun talking to venti. you know he’s looking at you, and venti knows it too; he was in on the plan after all. but you don’t know if kaeya’s stare held jealousy, if it held hurt, or if it was just an overall blank stare. he'll get his revenge later, once he can finally have some alone time with you.

kazuha smiles at your prank; he had a feeling it was a joke. you are usually the one who approaches him, and he knows that you are never the one who’ll just leave him immediately. he sighs at you and plays along with your little prank. maybe your reaction to him knowing from the start would be more interesting than this whole thing.

childe was confused at first, but he soon noticed that it was a prank. you talked with zhongli over a cup of tea at a nearby table. he thinks of a way to get back, but honestly? just being really clingy to you will already make you regret this whole situation.

albedo is used to pranks and the like. but he certainly didn’t expect it coming from you. however, overhearing kaeya and klee talking about your prank in the headquarters of the knights of favonius, he sighed. he shouldn’t be eavesdropping, but he heard your name, and just by that, he was already invested in the conversation. but he wouldn’t want to see you so disappointed because your prank failed, so he ponders for a moment—it wouldn’t be so bad to play along in your prank for him a bit, no?

two can play that game for alhaitham. he ignores your presence as well, but he also observes your reactions to his actions while he's at it. but by the end of the day, he confronts you about it and gives you a small yet satisfied smirk when you admit that you were pranking him.

[munv]

𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

Happy Valentine’s Day broskis <33 yes I am a bit late let me rest

Archons x new archon reader!

VENTI doesn’t know what to do with you yet that doesn’t mean he won’t try his best! He’s going to make sure himself that celestia won’t end up corrupting you like the rest. Someone stop this man before he feeds you something he shouldn’t-

Venti would most likely baby you a lot but he is well aware at times you can hold on your own pretty well. Dragging you along with his stupid scandalous plans of drinking alcohol then proceeding to protect you from the abyss order. Venti might be on the weak side but he is smart and not to be underestimated.

Behind that carefree persona is someone who could be just as cunning and secretive. However he wouldn’t do anything that could harm you of course! He’s making sure that he protects you with his body and soul dedicated.

Venti wants you to grow up strong and not someone like him, well..just not the bad side. Not a carefree drunk that can’t pay off their tab everytime they goes to the tavern.

“You will soon grow to understand little windblume!”

ZHONGLI is the oldest amongst the orginal 7 archons so it would only make sense he knows what to do. Zhongli took care of xiao for a while so he would have a basic understanding of what not and to do.

He’s not quite..the best but he’s more experienced than you may think. So when he had first stumbled upon you it was quite a scare already realizing where you came from. In his free times he would talk to you about tales of old or new adventures he encounters everyday. He notices how you listen very intently with visible stars in your eyes so naturally it comes to his attention you will possibly to be a wanderer (ayo scaramouche reference??).

He already has adoption papers not even a week after taking you in so don’t ask about it! He always has his connections to pull some strings. Zhongli is a different person when protecting you though, archons help whoever thought it was a “good” idea to mess with you in the first place. Legend has it..they never lived to tell the tale.He often brings you to yunjins shows or even third-round knockout.

“What story would you like to hear today friend?”

EI isn’t..entirely clueless I would suppose? She took care of scaramouche for a while before setting him free but overall she doesn’t really know what she’s doing. This is when yae miko steps in to help out a but since she would have more knowledge on these type of stuff. She likes to tease you but not to the point that it embarasses you too much. It brings joy to Ei knowing you are at least doing well but still being clueless she tends to distance herself from you not knowing that you crave for her attention. One day you have to come up to her yourself and explain you don’t appreciate her avoiding you with the most upset face she’s seen on you.

Taking this into consideration she tends to spend more time with you. Sometimes you catch her buying a bunch fo snacks just so she can share them with you later. Ei tends to have this overprotective side of her since you remind her of her sister a bit. So don’t be surprised if she won’t even let guards near you at times.

She spoils you rotten just like zhongli. She catches you eyeing something while taking a walk? Next thing you know it’s in your bedroom. Want some cake? Just make sure to share a slice! Ei makes sure to train you with your desired weapon as to you have at least some knowldege on how to protect yourself in her abscene!

“Little one, what is it you desire?”

NAHIDA can relate to your situation a bit since you both are still new to the archon thing. She’s only 500 or so years old and that’s pretty young in terms of archon years. She makes sure you didn’t experience the same thing she did. Treating you with a bunch of love and care as well! She is well aware of peoples feelings and understand them well than most of the archons can so that gives her a huge advantage. Nahida brings you around with her on daily strolls so you can interact with people not to mention understand human feelings. Nahida is still a archon and has duties so sometimes she would leave you with al-haitham or scaramoche. She trusts him enough to even hand you out of all people- well not people your a archon but yknow the point still stands.

She is still a free type of person though so expect a lot of innocent mischief. Mind reading, pretending to be others, that type of stuff. She wants to teach you to have fun in a way that isn’t harmful to others around you and i’d like to say Nahida is doing a very well job at it too.

“Let’s go to the market today!”

[offbrandkyoya]

90 horn dog

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cw: slight nsfw

You laugh and glance at your boyfriend, who’s already looking at you with a pouty face. You shake your head in disapproval. He rolls his eyes then leans to your ear, “You liked that.” You gasp with a flushed face. You smack his head and he starts to laugh. “Not funny!” “It is.” “No!” Scaramouche smiles and you only turn your head away. “I’m not talking to you.” You say with folded arms. “Oh really?”

Scaramouche moves closer and you feel his hand rub your back. You’re still not looking at him but your face is really red. He plants a kiss on your cheek as his hand moves downwards. He tugs on your shirt before moving down to your legs. You shiver and his hand moves back up and stays firm on your-

“Yn.” You scream and not only push your boyfriend away, you punch him, in the face. You ignore his groans as you stand straight, looking like you just witnessed someone die. It was Albedo and Kaeya, who were now very concerned at what just happened. “A-Albedo! Kaeya!” Kaeya eyes your boyfriend, who was hunched over and holding his nose for dear life. “I’m sorry for…uh…scaring you…” Albedo says, feeling a bit scared.

You laugh nervously. “It’s fine! Nothing was happening! Nothing!” You switched the conversation quickly once you notice the two guys holding hands. You applaud, “Congrats on making up!” Albedo blushes with a small smile. “Thank you. I feel a bit more relaxed.” “That’s good.” Albedo opens his mouth but Scaramouche interrupts him. “Yn.” He calls your name in a deep voice. You jump but refuse to look at him. “What?” “I’m bleeding.” “WHAT?!”

Instantly, you turn your head to him and sure enough, blood is dripping down his nose. You panic and hold his face, squishing it a little. “Im so sorry! I didn’t think I hit you that hard!” Kaeya places a hand on his hip. “Why’d you hit him anyway?” “Because he-“ Memories of what happened a few minutes ago surfaced and you start feeling weak. “…he made me mad.” You mumble. “When doesn’t he make you mad?” Venti and Heizou joined the conversation. Heizou immediately laughs upon seeing Scaramouche’s condition.

“Holy shit! What’d you do?!” Scaramouche rolls his eyes. You spark up and push your boyfriend into Ventis arms. “Venti! Good timing! Can you pretty please take care of him? I can’t leave my stand.” Venti shrugs, “Sure. Not like I have a choice.” He drags your boyfriend to the nearest bathroom and you let out a sigh of relief. You look at Albedo. “What did you want to tell me?” “Oh right. My sister might be coming and if she does, I was wondering if you can also look after my stand so I can hang out with her. Is that okay?” You squeal and cover your mouth in excitement. “I can finally meet your sister?! Of course I’d look after your painting! Id guard it with my entire life!” You salute.

He laughs, “Thank you.” He pulls on Kaeya’s arm and they leave to Albedos artwork. Heizou crosses his arms and leans his shoulder onto yours. “So, why are you pissed at Scaramouche?” You blush, “I’m not!” “Then why’d you punch him?” “B-Because!” Heizou smirks, “You told us you got mad but now you’re saying you weren’t?” You sigh and he noticed your uneasiness. “What is it, Yn?”

You bite your lip before saying, “I chickened out.” Heizou tilts his head, “About what?” You close your eyes tight as you think not seeing him would make this situation better. “Scara, wants to go further. Further than kissing…” “Oh.” Heizou straightens himself properly. “You don’t want to?” “I-I don’t know. A part of me likes it but a part of me is also scared…” Heizou nods, “It’s okay to feel that way. It’s your guys first time right?” You nod. “Yn, Scaramouche loves you like a lot. I’m sure he’ll understand if you tell him how you feel.” “You think so?” “I know so.”

You smile at your friend. “Thanks.” Heizou ruffles your hair. “Of course.” You notice Venti come back but not with Scaramouche so you decide to go see him. “Can you look after my stand?” Heizou nods. “Sure.” “Thank you!” You head towards the men’s bathroom with ease. Opening the door, you see Scaramouche checking himself out in the mirror. He was mostly checking to see if his nose wasn’t broken.

You start to feel guilty and head in. “Scara?” He turns around quickly at hearing your voice. “Yn. What’re you doing here?” “You didn’t come with Venti.” You stand next to him and place a hand on his cheek. “I’m really sorry for punching you.” “It’s okay.” “Does it hurt?” “No, not that much.” You frown and he only smiles. “I’m sorry I made you uncomfortable.” He says and you look at him wide eyed. “Don’t say that.” You respond.

“You didn’t make me uncomfortable. I was…” You put your hand down and cling onto your shirt. “I was scared, I guess. I know we talked about it before but that was all jokes and now it felt serious and I didn’t know how to react.” You look down, ashamed. “I’m sorry. That’s a weird reason.” You continue and he pats your head. “It’s not. I got ahead of myself, that’s all.” You look at him with watery eyes. “You’re really not mad?” Scaramouche chuckles. “No, I’m not mad.” You smile a little and hold his face. “I still feel bad about punching you.” “You should be. It hurt.”

You pout and squish his face. “I’m sorry.” You say in a baby voice. He eyes you and you let go with a laugh. “You know what’ll make the pain go away?” “What?” He smirks, “A kiss.” You blush then sigh, “You cheeky man.” You hold his face once more and kiss him. He places a hand on your hip while the other is behind your head. You guys pull away and you rest your head on his chest. “I love you.” You tell him. “I love you too.” You let go and hold his hand. “Let’s get out of here. It’s gross being in the bathroom.” “Truly.”

Heizou awaits your arrival by your painting. He’s not going to lie, this was pretty boring. He loves you and supports you but his legs are hurting from walking around so much. Especially knowing he can’t be with Kazuha.

‘Speak of the devil..’ Kazuha makes his way towards him. “Where’s Yn?” He asks and Heizou tilts his head to the direction you left. “Bathroom.” “I see.” Kazuha goes to study your painting while Heizou watches him. Kazuha would sneak glances at him and it was vey very obvious. It almost made Heizou laugh.

Suddenly, Heizou stands right next to him, leans down to his ear, and whispers, “Wanna do it?” Kazuha’s face burns and fully looks at him. “Uh…I…” Heizou smirks at him while Kazuha processes what he should do. “Sure.” Heizou smiles more and grabs his hand, leading him to the exit.

By the time you and Scaramouche return, Venti stood by your painting. You gasped and stomp your way to the man. “Where’s Heizou?!” “Don’t know.” You groan, “He had ONE job!” “Yn!” The three of you turn to the front and see Aether, Xiao, and Lumine making their way. “Aether!” You beam. “You’re finally here!” Aether nods. “Sorry it took us so long.” You shake your head. “It’s cool!” Then you face Lumine. “I didn’t know you were coming!” “Of course!” She laughs then she spots Scaramouche. “Well if it isn’t THE Scaramouche! Yn’s hot boyfriend!”

He blushes a little. “Uh, hello…” Lumine walks around him in a circle, observing his body structure and appearance. You blush as well, embarrassed by her actions. Lumine places a hand on your shoulder. “He’s cool.” “How did any of that help?” Aether asked his twin. “Because I just know! I may be a lesbian but I know a hot guy when I see one!” She then giggles, “Luckily you don’t have that problem.” Aether blushes really hard before kicking his sisters legs. “OW! WHAT DID I DO?!” “EVERYTHING.”

Xiao chuckles a little and Aether pouts. “That’s not funny!” “A little but I appreciate you thinking I’m hot.” “ENOUGH.” Scaramouche narrows his eyes at them. “Your friends are weirdos.” You raise a brow, “They’re your friends too?” “But you met them first.” “Okay die.” While the twins fight, Xiao asks the rest of you, “Where’s Heizou and Kazuha?”

Venti shrugs. “We don’t know.” “Wait,” You cross your arms. “Kazuhas not here too? Is there a party I don’t know about?” Xiao shakes his head. “No, I haven’t seen him.” Scaramouche looks the side. “Two guys disappear out of nowhere at the same time. What could that mean?” You blink, “That’s what we’re trying to figure out, Scara.” “You’re stupid.” “What did I do?!”

- yes you went into the men’s bathroom #idgaf

- ughhhhhhhhh the only way this is taking so long then it should is because I don’t want you guys to read long ass posts so I’m cutting it and stuff

- I feel bad when I just yap a lot and so it might seem weird when I end the chp sometimes 😭

- Dw next smau I’ll try to fix this writing structure :3

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[fandangotales]

Of all the things to say…

Summary: CONTINUATION of this, read for context! Heizou left his notebook in your room, which somehow causes quite a bit of chaos.

Warnings: Suggestive content, Cult AU, Yandere content <3

Reader is Gender Neutral <3

REBLOGS AND COMMENTS ARE VERY APPRECIATED! <3

The next day…

Your eyes fluttered open, blearily taking in the bright room around you. You patted around you, trying to find Venti. You had wanted to ask him what time it was, but… he wasn’t there.

“Huh.” You said, half to yourself. You distinctly remembered last night, unconsciously running your fingers over the nail marks left on your ribs. He usually stayed with you until you woke up, so you were rather confused as of to why he left.

Deciding to finally leave your bed, you got up and changed out of your night clothes. You could hear something shifting on the roof, but you figured it was just a bird. You seemed to get a lot of those these days.

Then, you went over to your desk, checking for any work that could have magically spawned overnight.

There was no work, but there was the notebook.

Yeah… I’m not touching that. You thought, already walking towards the door to your room.

The notebook reminded you of Heizou, and how you wanted to have… a polite conversation… about it’s contents.

The door squeaked as began to close it, but the noise was interrupted by a cheerful voice.

“Good morning, Your Grace.” the person said, seeming to be standing right behind you.

You jumped, alarmed at the close proximity.

“Oh.” You said, realizing who it was. “Good morning you to too, Heizou.”

He beamed, seeming to try and look past your slightly open door. His eyes then lit up, appearing to have found the object of his search.

“I seem to have left an object in your room last night on accident-“ he said, emphasizing on accident, “Could I go get it? I’ll be quick!”

You were about to agree, opting to ask him about the notebook inside your room. However, a certain somebody came bounding through the hallway, tackling you in a hug. You staggered back into the door. It made a loud click.

“Your Grace, I missed you so much!” Venti squealed, nearly pressing his entire body flush with yours.

You groaned, remembering that the door clicked. It only clicked when it was locked.

Heizou seemed to understand the situation based off of your expression.

“Don’t worry about it, Your Grace.” He said, forcefully yanking the bard off of you. “We can always go get it later, together.”

Venti huffed, removing his cape from the detective’s grasp.

“I didn’t know you were so eager to be alone with them in their room, Heizou.” He said, still busy whipping imaginary dust off of his clothes.

“Yeah?“ He responded, narrowing his eyes at Venti. “I bet you’d kill for any alone time with them too.”

“Back to the task at hand, guys.” You said, slightly worried about what Heizou had implied. “Since the door is locked, we could get a locksmith to open it.”

Heizou put his finger in the air, pointing at nothing.

“Orrrr… we could have that adeptus teleport inside. He can do that, right? And besides, I wrote down some pretty important stuff in the notebook, so I’d like to get it back as soon as possible.” He said, fidgeting with his hands.

You knew dang well why he wanted it back, half tempted to ask him just what exactly he wrote. But you’d save that for another day, another day when the two of you were… alone.

“Xiao.” You said, dejectedly.

A strong teal hued wind blew though the hallway, ruffing your hair.

The adeptus appeared before you, kneeling at your feet.

“You called, Your Grace?”

“What did I tell you about kneeling?” You chastised, pulling him up by his arm.

You then placed a hand on his cheek, rubbing it softly. His teal bangs brushed against your hand, and you could see his eyes widen.

“I thought we were closer than that, would you not agree?”

Xiao flushed a deep red, backing away from you. You didn’t know just how much your words meant to him.

Your hand on his cheek, the physical proximity of your bodies, how you said that he mattered to you-

He just adores you so much, he revels in your presence, he just wants to take y-

“…Yes.” He uttered, now avoiding your gaze.

“Divine One…” Venti whined, latching onto your shoulder. You could feel his tight grasp on your bicep. “When are you going to lightly caress my cheek?”

Those aquamarine eyes looked up at you, as he was trying his best to form a puppy eye expressions. Surely you wouldn’t deny him of your attention?

You rolled your eyes, feigning indifference. “Hm… no.”

“Ahem.” Heizou coughed, appearing… jealous? Xiao seemed to be experiencing the same emotion, not so subtly glaring at the bard.

You raised an eyebrow, before removing your arm from Venti’s hold. His smile faltered, causing you to feel slightly bad.

“Alright, alright.” You said, giving Heizou an apologetic smile. “Xiao, could you teleport into my room and open the door, please? It locked on my way out this morning, and Heizou seems to have left something important inside.”

You gave the detective a pointed look, to which he responded with a confused expression.

“Of course, Your Grace.” Xiao said, disappearing from your line of sight.

A soft click sounded through the hallway, as the door behind you was gently opened.

“Alright! So I’ll just get my notebook and be on my way-“ Heizou started, before he was cut off by your voice.

“Don’t worry about it, I’ll gladly go grab it for you.” You offered, a false smile upon your lips. If you could help it, you definitely didn’t want him anywhere in your room.

“I wouldn’t want to trouble you, Divine One.” He said, politely stepping in front of you.

“I assure you it’s no trouble.” You responded, placing your hands on his shoulders, lightly pushing him against the wall. Your voice took on a mischievous tone. “Stay right here, hm?”

You stepped back, making your way over to the door.

Heizou’s eyes widened, as his hand brushed over the spot where you had touched him. The way you had pushed him against the wall, paired with the way you talked to him… he was getting rather flustered, didn’t you notice?

Venti stuck out his tongue out at Heizou, unbeknownst to you.

Then, you walked past the two men, into the room. Xiao was by your door, as you made your way over to the desk.

“Thanks for the help, sweetheart.” You said, as you picked up the notebook, taking extra care not to touch the pages.

You heard a choked sound come from the doorway.

“Oh my goodness I’m sorry-“ you gasped, turning around.

You had forgotten how uncomfortable he seemed whenever you used any terms of endearment when you referred to him. You felt awful, still seeing the flustered expression on his face.

“I apologize, I completely forgot…” you said, with a look of genuine regret. “I’ll try my best to remember to just call you by your name next time, ok?”

No!- Xiao wanted to reply, calling him sweetheart of all things was completely fine! It just made him feel special, loved even, which was a new feeling that he hasn’t had much of throughout his life.

And to be called Their Grace’s sweetheart… he was getting a little hot just imagining it’s implications. That means you… like him. You like him.

Y o u l i k e H I M

You never called Heizou or Venti sweetheart, did you?

Xiao’s golden eyes hesitantly met yours, as your panic only increased. You were worried that he was going to be upset.

“N-no, Your Grace… it’s fine.” He stuttered, pretty blush still upon his cheeks. He wouldn’t even mind if you called him something more degrading. He belonged to you after all, he was yours. He wanted to be yours.

Before you could catch sight of the way he was squirming where he stood, and the way that a hazy smile took over his face, a loud and annoying voice rang into your room from the hallway, effectively gaining your attention.

“Creatoooooor…” said Venti, half singing. “I sure hope you two aren’t doing anything too scandalous!”

“Scandalous?” You heard Heizou inquire, “What makes you think that?”

“Well…” the bard trailed off, his voice becoming inaudible, as he began to whisper.

You quickly opened the door, cutting them off.

“Here is your notebook.” You said, half shoving it into Heizou’s chest. He staggered back slightly, regaining his balance.

“Mind to enlighten me as of to what you were saying, Venti?”

“Hmm…” he trailed off, a mischievous look overtaking his expression. “I could tell you, if you would let me sleep with you again tonight.”

A tense silence overtook the hallway, as you felt a murderous aura coming from Heizou and Xiao.

“You… slept with Their Grace?” Heizou asked, a clearly strained smile on his face.

You could see the way his nails were digging into his forearm.

You swallowed nervously, stepping back from Heizou and Venti, only to collide with Xiao’s chest.

You began to apologize, before he cut you off.

“Did you?” He said to Venti, not really asking.

You remained silent, noticing how the two men were giving Venti the death glare. His next words only worsened the situation.

“We have been for a while, ehe.” He said, winking at adeptus behind you. “Wouldn’t you like to feel how their chest moves up and down during-“

A low growl came Xiao, as his arm wrapped around your shoulder, and pulled your body flush against his.

“You. Dared.” He hissed, as you felt the vibrations of his voice against your back.

One moment Venti was standing in the hallway, and the next he lifted against the wall by Heizou.

“Now now, you’re going to tell us exactly what happened.” He said, eerily calm. “This can go one of two ways, it’s entirely up to you.”

The once stagnant hallway was breached by the beginnings of a breeze. However, instead of feeling calm and gentle, this wind felt malicious, and you didn’t want to find out what it’s intentions were.

“Release me.” You ordered, already moving out of Xiao’s grasp. “And Heizou, put Venti down.”

“See? They’re not denying it.” The ex-archon said, the moment he was set back on the floor.

“Enough.” You sighed, walking over to him, before promptly flicking his forehead.

“Ow-“ he started, before you gave him a look that screamed shut up.

You could hear Heizou cracking his knuckles, before he turned his attention over to you.

“Would you mind explaining, Diving One?” he asked, gaze significantly calmer as his attention was focused on your form.

“Yes… I would also appreciate that” Xiao said, speaking a lot quieter.

“First of all, let’s address how ‘sleeping’ with someone does not always refer to a sexual act.” You monologued, an unimpressed look gracing your features. “And having somebody’s chest move up and down is indeed normal if a person is breathing.”

You regarded all three of them, before continuing your speech.

“Venti for some reason chose to leave out some key details, leading you to think of other things.”

A collective silence washed over the group, before you sighed once more.

“I’ll be sleeping with myself tonight, interpret that as you wish.” You said, a bright smile on your face.

The door to your room slammed shut, closing off your room and yourself from the hallway.

The three stated at each other awkwardly, before they eventually left. Just make sure not to open your window, ok?

[whoistartaglia]

he gives you his sweatshirt headcanons.

part two. part three.

includes: childe, scaramouche, and venti.

warnings: gender neutral reader, fluff.

notes: there will be a part two.

childe.

you didn’t mean to steal the sweatshirt. and technically, you didn’t. childe was the one who gave it to you. he insisted you take it, actually. it wasn’t your fault he hadn’t asked for it back. as far as you were concerned, you were completely innocent. 

that, at least, was what you told childe when he caught you wearing it.

“uh huh,” he said, unconvinced. “so you’ve been wearing it since?” 

you nodded, and childe, noting how you were trying to conceal a sheepish little smile, gave a slow nod himself. childe wasn’t mad, not when you looked so adorable engulfed in his already oversized sweatshirt, but he didn’t think you were completely innocent here.

you thought that was the end of it. he only said he didn’t mind, and teased you about how cute you looked in it. you thought you had gotten away with murder, until you saw childe on your next date. 

you walked into a modest restaurant that you and childe often grabbed dinner at. you spotted your boyfriend at a small table in the corner, waving to you with a smile on his face and—

your mouth dropped open. you laughed nervously, because what else were you supposed to do in this situation? you approached childe slowly, cautiously. 

“childe,” you asked, hesitant. “are those… my shorts…?”

“yes,” he said. there was no shame in his wide smile and he looked rather proud to be wearing them. you hadn’t even noticed they were missing. “you steal my clothes, i still your clothes.“

“yeah, but i took a sweatshirt… those are shorts…”

“it’s only fair,” he said, shrugging. 

you resigned with a sigh, making a mental note to never underestimate your boyfriend’s levels of pettiness again. childe won this round.

scaramouche.

scaramouche had warned you. twice, actually. before you two left, he told you that the movie theater would be cold, but you didn’t listen to him. you said it would be fine, that you didn’t need to grab a jacket, it wouldn’t be that cold, anyways. 

how you were eating your words. 

it seemed as if the air conditioner was turned on full blast because you were freezing. it was summer, and although your t-shirt and shorts felt good outside, they made the theater feel even colder. 

you shivered and wrapped your arms around yourself to no avail. goosebumps appeared on your bare arms. next to you, scaramouche looked perfectly content, idly watching the previews on the large screen. if scaramouche was aware of how uncomfortable you were, he didn’t show it. 

“i’m cold,” you whispered to him, trying to keep the whine out of your voice.

scaramouche casted you a look out of the corner of his eyes, as if to say, told you so. he looked back at the screen, and again you repeated, “i’m cold.”

“what do you want me to do about it?” 

“nothing,” you lied. 

scaramouche turned back towards you, meaning to fully tell you off for not heeding his warning, but the words died a swift on his tongue at your pout and upset eyes. you looked absolutely miserable. 

if he wasn’t in the middle of a packed theater, scaramouche might have sighed out loud. you were impossible sometimes, you really were. but even he didn’t want you to be miserable, especially not while on a date together. 

so scaramouche shrugged off his jacket and begrudgingly handed it out to you who grabbed it with a newfound glee. you pecked his cheek and whispered in his ear, “thanks.”

scaramouche was glad the movie was about to play. the lights were dark enough that you couldn’t see the blush that crept across his face when you put on his sweatshirt. you looked adorable in it, and scaramouche thought that it wouldn’t be so bad if you forgot yours again. 

but then scaramouche started to shiver, and promptly decided that he would bring two of his own next time. 

venti.

venti gave you his sweatshirt without even asking you first. he just kind of handed it to you. actually, it was more like venti stuffed it in your arms, making sure you wouldn’t refuse it. and you, of course, didn’t it was soft and oversized and smelled like him. how could you not take it?

venti soon decided that you having only one sweatshirt wasn’t enough. the second one was given to you the same way, except this time venti explained why he wanted you to have it so badly.

“i just like knowing you have a piece of me whatever you go,” venti admitted. you threw it over and poked your head out the top as you pulled your arms through the sleeves. “it’s a subtle sign to the world that we’re together. that you’re mine as much as i am yours.”

if you were any more sentimental, you might have burst into happy tears at that. he really was too sweet sometimes. 

but then two sweatshirts turned into three. and then four. and then you lost count, because it was nearly every time you saw him that he gave you another sweatshirt.

“venti, i really think i have enough,” you said when he tried to give you yet another one. you honestly didn’t know how someone could have so many sweatshirts. 

“but this one would look especially good on you,” he protested, holding it up. 

“that’s what you said you give me this one!” you gestured to the sweatshirt you were wearing. 

“and i was right, wasn’t i?” venti asked, once again thrusting the new sweatshirt in your arms. “this one is the last one, i promsie.”

you both knew that was a lie. 

[nihilnisiluna]

What happened?

There are many things that confuse humanity and they seek out around the world in search of answers, ones that the world already knows. It has been through many things and changed it shape to be more fitting of something we see today. Humanity has also changed with it, but there are some individuals that aren't fully ready for welcome these changes and sometimes be forced to watch and say nothing. They are unwelcome changes that will affect their life and they do not want to change for the world, they do not see the reason why they should. Crying their heart out for old ways and their cries of yearning for changes to go away. Yet, despite all that there are individuals who will welcome the changes with open arms and they might fight the people who prefer the older ways. When time passes on to the next second or minute or year, people do what they can to live their lives whether it is eating or slaving away at their jobs. They are only just one individual against everything that will be thrown at them during their lives.

Eyes heavy from playing games into the night you slowly start to fall asleep against a tree at the park, but only to jerk awake because of the sensation of falling from a tall height. Yet, even when you look around the scenery around you is different, if anything it looked like a dream and you knew that it wasn't a dream. It feels far too real to be a dream, from the tree you are now against to listening to someone play the lyre. Blinking at the realization that you aren’t alone you turn to the individual, you know them, from the color of their eyes to the color of their clothes. The archon of winds sat next to you as if you two knew each other, smiling peacefully and playing calming and soothing music. He was not facing to but rather towards the distance and grateful you were about that, as you didn’t want to be caught looking at him while playing. You were nervous about the whole situation and stayed still as you thought about what was going on even if you knew you won’t have any answers to it all. Not long after waking and your joints starting to ache. You decided to move, catching the attention of the bard so he turned and spoke, “good morning, your grace.”

You froze, you read that line many times in your life, but not always in a good light about the situation. Deciding that safety would be first, you move to stand, this way you have time to prepare for a response and you can run if things somehow turn for the worse. Stretching and releasing a yawn, glancing down while rubbing your eye, taking notice that he is now kneeling before you, you ask, “Who are you again?”

“Apologies, your grace. I forgot to introduce myself, I have long since changed from the form you first gave me. I am Baratos, the archon of freedom and anemo.” He answers without hesitation and does not appear to be confused nor suspicious of the question asked. Taking that as a good sign you pat his head and nodded slowly. Looking around to see where you were for figuring out that you were laying against a tree that was close by to the statue of the seven that the traveler first saw.

Returning your gaze towards the archon kneeling before you, he seemed very pleased that he had received the head pat from you, so trying not to react to the way he was looking at you. Releasing a sigh then crossing your arms above your chest, closing your eyes as you think of everything that was going to happen in your life. Thoughts plagued your mind and the question popped up that you had no answer to just yet, do you want to go back? 

Focused on what to do with this whole situation, noticing that Venti had stood up and was looking at you full of worry that something happened. Unsure of what was wrong, he decided to stand and touch your shoulder. He may not be one of the few to feel your presence but he knows it’s you. The wind is screaming that it is you and he wants to be there for you whenever he can now that you are here physically. “Your grace, would you like to see the wonders of Mondstalt with your own eyes?”

Blinking out of your haze, you focus back onto the question at hand and you nodded as your answer. To which he smiled happily and grabbed your hand, tugging you to the direction of the city.

[ynverse]

it’s a match - shush

CHILDE x gn! reader

“uhm,” you mumbled, turning towards childe, “hi?”

childe only looked at you and put a finger over his lips, a dorky smile on his face. you could only watch as a grown man, who willingly chose to sit next to you, shushed you. you weren’t sure if you felt more embarrassed or annoyed but you immediately tried to make yourself smaller.

“the 2pm appointment?”

the voice of an old man stopped your mind from spiraling over your first interaction with childe. your “partner” nodded his head and outstretched a hand towards you, frowning slightly as you stood up. he must have been insane to think you would reach for his hand after he told shushed you. you were already starting to regret your deal with venti.

“right this way,” the man motioned into his office, though you caught his eyes looking at childe’s hand.

he was already started to analyze you guys…how fun.

you and childe followed him, sitting yourselves down on a couch that sat across a single chair. still reeling in your embarrassment, you sat at the far right corner while childe sat at the far left corner. the atmosphere was almost suffocating as you desperately tried to find anything to look at.

“thank you for seeing us,” childe spoke joyfully.

“no need to thank me,” the therapist sat down and got out some sheets of paper and a pen, “i’m glad you two are here to better your relationship!”

you thought introductions and initial questions would be the most awkward but the therapist seemed to want to prove you wrong.

“i just feel like there are always walls between us. it’s as if we don’t really know each other.”

“childe, please refrain from generalizations and use i statements to talk about your feelings.”

“i’m sorry. i personally feel like we aren’t as close as before. sometimes, i feel like we are just strangers.”

it took everything for you to not laugh or cringe as he spoke.

“and y/n? how do you feel?”

“i don’t know?”

the whole idea was funnier in your head but having to try and gaslight a therapist was way more intimidating in action. you also wanted to hold on to the tiniest bit of pride you had left and it was slowly slipping as childe spoke. you did not want to be the problem in the relationship, fake or not.

“i guess i feel like childe doesn’t know me that well? so it’s hard for me to be open around him. i don’t doubt his feelings but i guess i think it’s…misdirected? like he is in love with the idea of me instead of who i am.”

you both thanked the therapist and went to the parking lot. both of you said nothing as you made your way out, only nodding your head as a thanks when one of you held the door open for each other.

“so…how was it?”

“childe…what?”

“did you think it was fun? like do you want to keep doing this?”

he seemed a lot more shy than before, trying to use hand gestures to get his point across. for the first time today, you let out a laugh. maybe it was the weirdness of the situation finally getting to you, but seeing childe ask if you want to continue therapy was the funniest thing you heard all day.

“is that a yes?”

“sure.”

“okay good,” he laughs as he grabs his car keys, “i can walk you to your car, if that’s okay?”

“oh, i didn’t drive here. i had my friend drop me off.”

“do you want me to take you home?”

childe noticed the way you stiffened a little, realizing how sudden it must have felt for you. he quickly waved his hands in front of him while speaking quickly.

“wait. i swear i’m not like a predator or anything i just feel bad cause i mean i am fake dating you and like what kind of fake boyfriend would i be…but you don’t have to agree because i know-“

“thank you. i’d love a ride.”

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fun facts

the therapist’s first impression is that you guys aren’t dating for love but just to not feel alone (rude)

venti was in the living room with xiao and he laughed so hard when he read that childe shushed you. he started wheezing and xiao had to get him some water

you are definitely thinking about how he shushed you on the ride home

a/n: I KEPT CRINGING WHILE WRITING… like guys the second hand embarrassment i keep getting… like imagine having to look a therapist in the eye and lie like this

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[noodles-n-soba]

Genshin boys reacting to you after your friend spilled a drink on you

Scenario: After you and your so called "Friend" got in a fight, they actually spilled a drink on you.. Your s/o finds out, and the consequences aren't that good~. A modern!au

Characters: Bennett, Tartaglia, Diluc, Itto, Razor, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao x reader

Warnings: suggestive language, didn't proofread

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Bennett

 When he sees you arriving, completely soaked and a stain on your white blouse, he actually gets really angry

Will help you to change clothes by picking new stuff to wear for you

Somehow he spills his own cup of water on your new picked shirt by bumping it over :') . You didn’t even put it on-

Picks a new shirt and this time he gives it directly to you.. Promising he'll throw your shirt which had been ruined by your so-called "friend" and the shirt he accidentally wettened in the washing machine

After you're done getting changed, he'll kiss your forehead, wrap you up in a blanket and will tell you he'll quickly go to school to run some errands

In fact he'll just go to that "Friend" to "Talk" with them..

Your friend doesn't know Bennett is an unlucky guy, and they assume they haven't told you anything since they heard you were going somewhere else (not knowing you'd go home, coming across Bennett and telling him everything after)

Invites your friend to help him with a science project that he's been busy with.. And they don't refuse

Sometimes he thinks his unluckiness is an absolute blessing in disguise.. The fact that this "friend" accidentally burned their hand, spilling a chemical substance over their hand and their hair almost catching flames is enough for Bennett to be satisfied

"Thanks for helping me."

The two of them aren't even done or Bennett already leaves :)

Will only tell you with a smile on his face when he comes home that "Everything's been taken care of!"

Tartaglia

Oh LORD the hate in this man's eyes-

Nah, you're actually telling him it's all alright and that he doesn’t need to get involved with the situation at ALL

He won't hesitate a second and will either go to their house or wait the next morning.

Will ask you which drink it was before he leaves in the morning, he decides he'd do it the next morning.. Where there would be more people to witness his grand revenge plan

You wouldnt tell him, till he kept on begging you and bugging you about the fact that he wouldn't forgive them for doing this to you..

Will give you one of his normal fits (he finds you absolutely adorable tho..)

Will buy a can of that exact soda in the lunch break, opens it and takes a sip.

Will approach your 'friend', looks around to see if you're nearby to witness what will happen~

After he takes another sip, he'll spill the drink on them, an innocent smile on his face

'Whoops.  I slipped a bit.. Oh wait, let me... just..'

Somehow he was another can, will throw it over them too- they're literally smelling like soda at this rate and their hair and body is all sticky.. Their uniform is definitely ruined

When the two cans are empty, will walk past your "friend", neatly throw them away and will walk back past them..

"Dont ever dare to approach (Y/n) again, or the consequences will be fatal.."

When you come rushing to the scene, he'll immediately wrap an arm around you and wander away as if nothing happened just now.

"Ah! My lovely (Y/n)..! You dont have to worry about any of that..."

Diluc

Seems calm on the outside when he sees you, but is ansolutwy boiling from within

"... I'll prepare a bath for you my love.."

While he lets the bath run he thinks about a way to absolutely kill that person :)

Will prepare some fresh clothes for you, knowing you're not in an all too happy mood, will give you one of his hoodies because those cheer you up

Will take your soaked clothes from you and throws them in the washing machine immediately, kisses you on the forehead and will run all your errands so you can rest

The next morning, he'll calmly' talk with that so called friend of yours..

Makes them cry and shit their pants out of fear.. Diluc is so scary sometimes, geez-

When they come rushing at you, throwing apologies to you and asking for your forgiveness,  you see Diluc creeping behind them.. Pupils constricted as his eyelids flinch

"... I'd rather have you 6 feet in the ground than 6 feet in front of (Y/n).. And I can make that wish come true.."

Scared to death once more, they rush to somewhere else.. You haven't seen them from that day on to be honest.

Itto

He can't deal with sacrifices, or his crew mates getting mistreated

So, the fact that you come home, completely soaked and a stain on your normally perfectly white blouse which you tried maintaining so neat.. Makes his blood boil.

"Aaaargh! Who did this!? I'll murder them! You hear me!? Murder. Them!"

You swear you saw some steam flying out of  his ears-?

Ushi will moo loudly to calm him down

"A.. Ah! Fight... No I mean, right! Ergh, I can't think.. I'm so pissed off.. My little (Y/n).. My (Prince/ princess).. Tell me.. Who is the culprit!?"

Not wanting him to take any drastic measures, you didn't tell him the name..

But the next morning at school you heard Itto got into problems, again..

"Words spread fast around here. Believe me, (Y/n).. Itto probably heard who did it from someone in the gang.. " Kuki said while the two of you were on the way to the principals office..

Well, worst case scenario.. Itto actually send his bull flying to your ex friend..- (Everyone asked themselves where the absolute FUCK he pulled that from)

The two of you explain the situation, and lucky enough your ex friend will get warned too, Itto was lucky this time

You will softly smack the back of his head when the three of you get out of the office

"... You're an idiot.."

But you'll make it up with a kiss right after :)

Razor

Not much words, but his face says enough...

He's really really ticked off, rushing off without saying a word..

Well, atleast he quickly prepared some clothes for you..  But after that he immediately left

As said before, not a guy of many words..

So when he arrives at your ex friend's house, proceeds to bash on the door and waits for it to open

Nobody opens it.. Sooo, he decides to vandalize the house (help-)

Messes up bushes, this guy actually stomps on green plants.. He hates greens so-

(I tried stopping myself from writing this but it seems so damn canon that he'd take a piss against a wall HELP. FORGET THIS.)

He will leave their garden absolute demolished, their windows covered with mud and.. Yeah.. when he's satisfied he'll take his leave.

He's a sneaky boy, so somehow nobody saw him doing this?

This is the next gossip on your school the next day.. Not knowing what the hell Razor did, you ask him

".. Made sure.. They would regret messing.. With you."

Proceeds to keep his silence while holding your hand the entire day~

Scaramouche

"The hell did you do."

When you tell him about your so called friend spilling their drink on you, his eyes start to shoot pure hell fire..

"And who might this so called.. Friend.. Of yours be? (Y/n) (L/n)."

Has a habit of calling your entire name when things get a little too serious or heat up

When the name accidentally slips over your lips, he'll smile sadistically and stand up, pressing a firm kiss on those exact lips..

"Sweet like honey.. And so will be my revenge my dearest."

The next day, he'll calmly approach your ex friend.. Eventually grabbing them by the collar and press them against their locker

"What did I hear? Spilling drinks over my precious (Y/n)..?"

His aura is literally so terrifying whenever he's pissed off.. His eyes always menacingly staring at you.. Pf

Won't hesitate to beat them up, it might he the harsh truth but he would.

When he feels like he's had enough, he'll wipe the blood off his fist and calmly head back to where ever you are

Thoma

When you come home, seemingly depressed and a stain on your shirt, he immediately quits whatever he's doing and rushes towards you

"What happened!?"

Will observe everything, from head to toe..  Will cup your cheeks in his hands as you tell him what happened while crying uncontrollably

Will prepare a bath for you, cook something, bring you your favorite books/Mangas, everything you like..

Will take the bath with you, taking care of you.. Combing your hair, washing it, washing your body with tender movements and showering you with kisses.. All that to make you feel better

"... Don't cry, it's all fine now.."

Will always wipe your tears with his thumb..  Pressing kisses on your cheeks and smile

He's just the perfect boyfriend-

As for that friend of yours... :)

He doesn't take the aggressive approach , he will first try and talk with them to get an idea of the situation

Learning that your ex friend literally threw a tantrum for no reason, Thoma actually gets irritated.. But doesn't perform any mischievous stuff.

The least he can do is tell them he is NOT okay with this. And give them a warning he'll beat the living shit out of them if they approach you :)

Venti

First, he'll joke about it.. Thinking its nothing that bad

"Eh! Tsk.. Is that a.. *gasp* my lovely and cute (Y/n) secretly drank some beverage!? And spilled it over themselves...?"

When he doesn't see you smile, he gets concerned..

"My lovely song bird.. Whats wrong?"

When you tell him everything that happened, he will immediately comfort you

"Ah! Which rat touched my dearest Lyre ?! I'll bring judgement upon thee!"

Will prepare some new clothes for you, and while you are in bath.. He'll take his leave to your ex friend's house..

Doesn't care about infiltrating the house, he just wants to have a word with them :)

When they open the door and see Venti standing there, they can't take him all that serious

This guy can insult people like a damn God.. In a few minutes your ex-friend is literally crying..

Venti keeps on going and going till the door gets bashed in his face

"Oh.. Now you're offended? Well, next time think before you harass my (y/n).."

He's pleased as fuck when he returns home.. In fact, he's been out for 45 minutes.. Kinda worried you were still waiting for him on the couch

"Venti?! Where did you go..? You didn't told me anything.."

He places both hands in his hips and has a smug grin on his face

"Ah! Nowhere, nowhere.. All I know is that you do not need to worry anymore about your so called friend.."

…

Leaving you with a thousand questions he smooches your face and wanders off to somewhere again in the house

Xiao

Will hear you call his name, so his gut tells him to go to you directly~

He always just guesses where you are, and never misses in some way

It's actually happening as he arrives.. Seeing your friend throwing a drink over your blouse and you holding your hands up in the air

Seeing this makes his blood boil like crazy.. Like he literally rushes to the person who just spilled the drink on you, grabs their wrist, and squeezes it

"What the hell did you just do."

The cup immediately falls to the floor as the person is filled with anxiety to the brim.. Xiao is literally so intimidating-

"You better go on your knees and apologize to them.. Or else.."

Almost snaps their wrist till they beg for mercy and already let themselves fall on their knees in front of you

You're absolutely stunned- like.. What in the heavens just happened to you in 10 seconds? Someone spilled a drink all over you and now they're kneeling in front of you

You just let it happen, noticing how angry Xiao is looking.. Ordering the person to kneel deeper for you-

"Xiao.. Its okay.." You try nervously

He actually listens to you.. Granting the person a bit more mercy and letting them run off.

Will check on you than, even undressing himself to give you his shirt and jacket

You stop him instantly when he starts unbuttoning his blouse.. I mean, not every needs to know what's under that shirt...-

Will walk you home, the rest of your lessons could be skipped according to him..

He'll also make sure you're completely okay!! And he takes care of you

After he is cooled down, he realizes what the hell he did.. And will be a lit embarrassed. But it's for the good.. So..?

[lanternlightss]

Have you ever thought about what Zongli said about the death of gods and then just look at Decarbrian. Im not sure Hoyoverse did, but boy do I. because veritably, The Rebellion lived.

That and the Demon Juice that is Karma that came from dead evil gods because I do think that Decagon here counts.

What If Venti did something, what if THATS how he became a god.

Stolen Divinity and a Stolen Face (maybe. Idk just spitballing)

HONESTLY YEAH

VENTI WHAT HAPPENED

like havria exploded and killed everything in vicinity, forever trapping them in salt caskets. andrius,,, he gave up his life so that the lands wouldn’t be as harsh, it went into the environment?? directed somewhere. and yeah yeah, the karma from dead gods!!!! in any situation the results would’ve been terrible!!!

once again i am looking so incredibly hard at the sigils in his tower. is he still there. is venti doing everything in his power to keep him sealed away. venti. venti how much of the power do you have is from celestia and how much of is it from decarabian!!! venti!!!!!!! what is down there are we ever going to revisit it!!

but honestly real it would be incredibly interesting if venti grabbed ahold of decarabian’s dying breath and shoved. a wisp already grieving and wanting nothing more to happen to the people, to let them keep the freedom that they fought hard for, the one that two of his friends will never get to see. you’ve taken so much from them. never again. but maybe that was good ol deccy’s last wish?? maybe he didn’t want to hurt the people anymore and threw it at the nearest ,,, option? i am shaking hyv by the Shoulders.

stolen divinity,,,, the mental image of wispti just going up to deccy at the end of the fight and just yoinking the power from him like kirby is so funny. esp if the old mond crew are just like “????!! VENTI WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET BACK HERE” “helping :D” “YOU JUST ATE A GODS POWER COME HERE”

but like. squints. venti doesn’t really tell people when he’s hurting and brushes it off. squints. you absorbed the corruption and went about your day, did you somehow absorb the karma. venti. venti—

[xxdumbblondexx]

---Additional Learning Support---

8 - Have a good time, malyshka.

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“What's everyone’s next lesson?” Yanfei asked as you all crowded around a lunch table. She was throwing resource materials in her bag after tutoring Hu Tao all of lunch in hopes she doesn’t fail her next exam. “Double Music with José. He lets me do whatever I want so it’s kinda chill.” Venti answered, scoffing down the remains of everyone else's lunch. “Don't you have a house captain meeting after school?” Yoimiya asked, and visible wrinkles creased into Venti’s top brow. “Did you have to remind me?! Just thinking of being stuck in a room with the Shogun, Childe’s dildo and the Tsaritsa of all people makes me wanna barf.” “That may also be the vodka you're hiding in your metal water bottle.” Yanfei’s comment escaped her lips in a sigh as she forced her bag onto the empty seat beside her. “Don't snitch on me, slut!” “Xiangling’s already gone home?” I asked, turning attention away from Venti as he chugs down the rest of his ‘water’. “Yeah, said she’s gotta help her dad at the restaurant.” Yoimiya hoisted her bag onto her back and stretched. “See you later, I'm going to netball practice.” She waved a little as she turned her back and exited the canteen. We all said our bye’s as she disappeared out of the room. “I’ll be following them.” You continued as you dragged your bag off the floor and threw it over your shoulder. “Get a lesson?” Hu Tao asked, lifting her head from her note book where she was trying to physically force the revision into her head. “Nah. I’m done for the day.” “You know you don't have to stay for lunch if you don't have any lessons.” Yanfei reminded you as you collected your phone and lanyard from off the table. “Yeah but I always seem to miss things when I leave before lunch. Like when Xiangling decked a year seven for jumping the lunch line and Venti got stuck in the fold-away lunch table.” “It got stuck on my belt! Clearing the bitch wanted to fight.” Venti tried to defend but was soon silenced by Yanfei’s sharp tongue. “And the inanimate object won.” So he chose to take a chug from his water bottle again and pout. “Yep. Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.” “Byeeee.”

“Have a good time, malyshka.” Your dad’s last message laid on your mind, unable to move or leave. Yeah, having eight year olds running about really sounded like fun. Almost as fun as the ALS session waiting for you tomorrow. You thought about skipping it but you realised that by doing that, your parents would find out and somehow make this horrible situation even worse. It stung, honestly. They had never been harsh on you since you were a ‘delicate’ kid. Childe liked to say that was why you always got out of difficult situations. That Mum and dad were too frightened to be harsh with you since you might break. Like you were a glass doll. Clearly, that had changed. Clearly they didn't give a shit anymore because who cuts their own child off when they do bad in school? You had heard about it in movies and stuff but never expected it to become your reality. “I’m homeeee.” You didn’t need Teucer’s yell to announce his arrival. Him throwing the door into the wall was all you needed. You forced yourself off the sofa and to the entryway to find your younger brother kicking his shoes off in the doorway and a small girl behind him. “Hi Teucer.” You greeted him with a sigh, already feeling exhausted. “[Nameeeee]” He tackled you into a hug, jumping from space to space like a rabbit on acid. “[Name]! This is my friend Klee! Klee, this is my big sister [Name]!” You looked at the girl he dragged in, finding her undoubtedly adorable. Her cheeks were plush and pinchable, her hair was a sandy blonde with a red bunny pin in and her eyes were as big as the sky at twilight. Red sky at night, shepherds delight. “Hi! I’m Klee!” Your knees were bending before you noticed you’d crouched down to her height. “Nice to meet you, I’m [name].” Realising your weakness to this kid, you quickly pulled yourself up and away from her, looking in the direction of the kitchen. “How would you kids like to make some cookies with me?” That seemed like a good idea. Fill the children up on sugar and home that they tire themselves out or something. You could always made wee- NO! We don't drug kids. That sounds like a crime allegation that will definitely send you to prison. And anyway, you don't have access to that kinda stuff. Anyway, how difficult would it be to look after two little kids for a few hours?

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Hiyaaa

Just for everyone who's unformal with x's at the end of texts, they are just a term of endearment from family and friends. It's normal in the uk to receive them from like your parents and close friends and it doesn't really mean anything but that.

But if they are received from like a stranger or a person your 'talking to' it can also mean flirting.

Thanks for reading x

[bahbzxxx]

Before anybody gets confused…THIS IS NOT CANON IN THE SLIGHTEST.

THIS. 👏IS JUST. 👏AN EXCUSE. 👏TO SIMP FOR VENTI. 👏WHILE MAKING IT. 👏AS COMPLICATED. 👏AND DRAMATIC. 👏AND CONVOLUTED. 👏AS POSSIBLE.

In short, this is just a silly little au.

👏

I did this all in one sitting so yes thank you my grammar is atrocious

So let’s consider harbinger Venti’s situation.

Because in BarbzLANDIA, He’s canon now. Don’t @ me he moved into my silly little brain with his thousands of suitcases that he stuffs in his hat somehow and I kinda need his rent money🙄🤌💸

So consider the following:

How tf are people going to react to lord Barbatos then?

- The fatui would be petty, sis. The more mondstadt thinks they’ve been abandoned by their archon of freedom in exchange for this new wackadoodle OP harbinger, the more people will loose faith in him as their archon and not only will he lose power, but he will gain disappointment.

We Venti stans already know this poot likely Carries way more guilt and truama and depression than he lets even the traveler in on…so this is why it pleases the higher ups of the fatui and abyss to see this happen, especially since HES now the harbinger who’s ruining everything.

(Don’t you just want to spit on them and hurl sheakspearean insults at them?) (I know I would!!!!!and that’s just the start!!!)

(Why am I so mad at fanon depictions of characters I am making I will never know, but in the meantime, we tread on)

Timing? - what’s mondstadt like? What about our favorite characters? Tf they up to?

Like, it already had fatui and stuff so it would all just be blown way out of proportion. Like, imagine the fatui have been in there longer…(I think I made an imagine post a few months ago where mondstadt is suffering because Venti got *officially infected*, and because he’s the wind, the weather and much more is affected…so the fatui…they kinda just…infiltrate casually over decades, at least until they can catch the anemo archon at his lowest and have that power over him)

For the most part, at the point that I’m thinking the story would take place… fatui soldiers and the knights of favonius have basically melded into one group. Those who didn’t like the change and could leave left…but some people couldnt, for the good of Mondstadt.

The church of favonius, as time goes on, gets a lot of flack for supporting a god who clearly no longer cares or maybe even exists, in the eyes of the people who have seen it’s fall.

(It’s been rumored that, though it is rumored he is of mondstadt descent…the recent lord harbinger in residence has not stepped foot in that cathedral.-could he be ashamed of his actions…or is there something bigger behind this?)

(Maybe I’ll get to my ideas for other characters in a different post but y’all know where diluc is goin’)

(He’s going to the swimming pool. He’s gonna go swimming, and then will get a slushie. What he doesn’t finish he will give to his pet bird. His bird likes grape. He doesn’t. They will feud. He will appease the bird and give him grape. He will then get a la croix. Then he will go home and stream BNHA and act like hes todoroki, only to stop for obvious, blaringly obvious, reasons. That will be all. We tread on.)

What is the extent of Venti’s power in this? Would he have any at all?

Though he knows they do it to taunt him, he actually does.

His wishlist is simple-

1. Mondstadt is safe.

And those with power over him know that. They also know he may be more powerful than them…but he actually has class, and thinks before he acts.

So…they actually kind of trust him to be a good harbinger. They let him run mondstadt the way he see fit…he can’t just leave and give them freedom…

It Iitersll sucks cause he has to be the tyrant so that nobody else will be the tyrant and do worse things…

As long as it serves the Tsaritsa and her plans. If not…trust he will be dealt with 😥

(More on that here maybe)

Though many statues of the seven have been defunct for a while, he would still be able to gain his own power from at least one…because technically, they already have his gnosis. It just so happens that it’s still inside of him. They have him wrapped around their finger by this point…

Misc: necessary to include

Venti would be so trusted by the fatui at this point that they put him in charge of Childe. No…childe does not bump up a place. He’s still 11.

You can imagine how interesting their interactions would be.

(You can imagine how offended he is)

Diluc is the token fugitive before the traveler and posse(posse being paimon and the Windblume in question) shows up in mondstadt looking for their sibling

[melodicbreeze]

The night of Mondstadt is both a mix of loud, raucous voices and the quiet of the night—a vast difference to the quiet hum of Liyue and perhaps something a little closer to the buzz of Sumeru’s night bazaars amidst the quiet zones. Good for a stroll to find silence—and voices to listen into when the brain wishes for it.

Though little did they expect that upon the dimly lit alley of one of Mondstadt’s streets would they see a familiar figure. Venti. The smell of alcohol and the location already spoke for itself—though alarm spiked for a short moment at how disheveled he looked. A fight, a scuffle? … no, Venti didn’t seem the type to allow himself to get pushed around. The dim lighting of the situation didn’t help, so they walked closer.

“Mm, old friend—are you alright? Slumped in dark alleys is really not the place I’d be thinking of finding you …” Their words trailed a little, as things clicked a little bit better as to why he might’ve looked like that. “… and in the cold of night too! If I could, I’d throw a giant fuzzy blanket on you so you look like me preparing for winter in fifty layers of clothing.”

A hand extends out towards him—making no mention or motion to indicate that they acknowledge the potential situation that may have just occurred.

May Celestia strike him down now. Anything, anything but this. Of the very few people in all of Teyvat that he'd want to find him in such a state, Sylvie was one of them. It wasn't that he thinks Sylvie would judge, no- but that was almost worse.

He didn't deserve this kindness.

"'m okay." Words slurred, but in an equal mix of the drink and of tiredness. He wants to groan, to cover his face, to disappear, but that would certainly make more of a spectacle of himself than he already had. It would raise more concern to reject the physical but also metaphorical hand, so that was a desire that Venti tamped down.

"It is a bit chilly, isn't it?" The sooner he got this over with, the sooner he could slip back into a cocoon of self loathing for however long he wanted. Still, he was grateful that Sylvie avoided bringing the prior activity to words, even if he could tell when that realization was made.

He grabbed his hat first, before taking Sylvie's hand to be pulled to stand. Venti made a point to avoid their gaze as he redid the top few buttons of his shirt and tucked messed braids into his hat. "Something hot to drink sounds nice."

[bluexiao]

When they walk-in on you changing your clothes

CHARACTERS: albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, scaramouche, venti, xiao, zhongli

WARNING: mostly with light to mid suggestive themes

NOTES: so to change the pace i’m doing multi-character for a bit. this is quite short tho bc i’m trying to enjoy my short class suspension haha. also, if you guys want to chat up about characters, lores, skills & stuff just feel free to send an ask! i’m quite talkative so don’t feel shy~

ALBEDO would be fascinated, I tell you. He’s an alchemist and an artist of course he’s the type to get curious and also allured at the sight of beauty in front of him. You’d probably even catch him staring because he opts to stand there at the doorway, mesmerized. And when you scold him for a bit, he’d just smile and say “I apologize, although you’re so beautiful I can’t help but admire a lovely sight.” the sly lil-

CHILDE is shameless. He’d literally let his eyes roam around before making his presence known, knocking on the door while placing a hand over his eyes, pretending like he didn’t see anything right after coming into the room. “Childe?” “Hey you shouldn’t have your doors unlocked when you’re changing clothes. Who knows who will suddenly come and enter? Good thing it’s just me.”

DILUC is the respectable man who immediately turns his back but his face is probably the same shade of his hair. If you caught up with the situation and tease him with a “Oh Diluc I didn’t know you’re here,” he’d probably freeze up because damn you just caught him. Even if he didn’t actually see anything he feels really guilty uhm why is he even embarrassed he probably saw everything already

KAEYA has no shame part 2. Even has the audacity to say “Oh? Right here, right now, babe?” but when you scold him, he’d laugh it off with “Just kidding, just kidding.” before casually walking out, leaving you flustered and embarrassed. He’d probably tease the situation to you for the rest of the day—if he’s feeling it, maybe even for a week.

KAZUHA is the first one who looks away but can still see you in his peripheral vision. Although, he does squeak a tiny “Oomph-sorry” that alerts you of his arrival. “Kazuha? Do you need something?” “Ah, it’s nothing—not that important. I just wanted to… visit you but—I can just come back if you want.” Probably the most flustered out of everyone else except xiao. Even if he tries to compose himself or he may not seem that flustered, his heart is beating so loud that he may just burst out the door without waiting for your response.

SCARAMOUCHE stops in his tracks and—wait, the right word is “freezes” on the spot. That’s only for awhile, maybe a few seconds. You wouldn’t even realize that he was there until he grunted and you could hear his footsteps closing in. As you try to cover yourself in surprise, he’d lean into your ear from behind you and he’d make sure that you’d tingle when his breath touches your skin. When he sees your hair stand, he’d smirk and whisper, “What are you thinking, undressing yourself without making sure you secured the place? Are you perhaps waiting for anyone to enter? Or… are you waiting for me?” don’t feel entitled bruh

VENTI is probably the loudest one. He loudly gasps but he won’t turn around no no no. He’s gonna skip to you and he’s giddier than usual. “Where are you going, Y/n? Can I come, can I come? Hey, hey, I want to come with you!” he’s going to be super clingy the whole day. It's insane.

You wouldn’t even realize XIAO stepped in the room lmao. You’d just notice that he was avoiding you the whole day and if you tried to talk to him his eyes would literally look anywhere other than you. You’d have to ask him what’s wrong before he does tell it to you. Well, you’re lucky if he’s honest but he might not even say it to you until you find out about it next week or even next month.

ZHONGLI looks away and clears his throat. But then he’d realize that maybe he should turn around so he does. “Forgive me, I didn’t know you were changing your clothes. I’d come back later if you want to.” but of course if you refuse he’ll stay:)

[zhongliologist]

Breeding Kink Pt. 2 | Dragon!Zhongli

Pairing: Zhongli x fem!reader

Genre: SMUTTTT!!

Words: 5.2k

A/N: Oh god i have no braincells anymore. Zhongli fcked with my braincells as well. Here ya go. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Happy Birthday as well.

Warning: THIS IS AN 18+ FIC, SO MINORS OUT THERE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.

PART 1 HERE

*

It was already deep into the night.

The last of the busy market kiosks has died down, the golden glow of their lanterns flickered off for the day, while the late-night loiterers had gone to rest at their station as silence and the sound of crickets settled in. The harbor has truly gone to sleep after a rough day’s work, and will rise once again at early dawn.

Yet inside the bedchambers of a certain married couple, things were still heating up.

“Z-Zhongli…! Please…!”

You held on to the silken sheets tightly with face flushed and sweating. Every now and then, a moan would escape your lips, savoring the moment where ecstasy was at its peak. It felt good—really good—as your husband Zhongli thrusted sharply into you.

“YN…” he growled beside your ear as he bent down, kissing the bare skin of your shoulders. “YN…I’m close…haa…”

He could feel all the pleasure welling up inside of him. You were holding on to him like a vice grip, as if wringing him out of his seed and coaxing him to come inside you. Zhongli felt his dick twitch at the thought of filling you up, pushing him closer to his climax.

“Aahhh…so g-good….mmnn….! Zhongli…! I’m gonna—”

“My love…I-I…!”

—!

“Mama? Papa…?”

A knock at their door, followed by a small voice stopped the both of them in their tracks.

Oh no, not again…

Looking at each other, you and Zhongli immediately scrambled to compose yourselves.

“Yuqing…ah, please stay where you are—"

“Honey, just a second! Let me…let me just find my slippers—”

Hurriedly, you grabbed your discarded robe on the floor and put on your sandals, while your husband raced to the adjacent bathroom to relieve himself. “Love, I’ll be there in a moment. Please take Yuqing back to her room in the meantime,” was what he said.

As you opened the door, you were greeted by curious amber eyes—the same as her father’s—who seemingly stared at you as if trying to assess the situation. She was carrying her favorite plushie, a geovishap hatchling, for some reason, while you knelt down and caressed her cheeks gently.

“Yuqing? What’s wrong?” you asked her, “It’s way past your bedtime.”

“Something jumped from the window, Mama…! I…I don’t want to go back!” She replied, almost in a whisper as she held on to the plushie tightly.

Your daughter’s words immediately caught your attention. It could just be a squirrel, or maybe something more dangerous. Nevertheless, you have to go check it out.

“Alright, honey. Let’s see what it is,” you replied as you carried her on your arms. “Mama and Papa can easily hunt monsters down!”

Yuqing blinked at you. “Hm? But where’s Papa?”

“Oh, uh…he just needs to pee,” you replied awkwardly, not totally forgetting what you two were doing a while ago.

By the time you arrived at Yuqing’s bedroom, you were greeted by a calico cat which was carrying her own young into the room, staring at you both with scrutinizing eyes. It seemed to have taken a liking to the room and decided to take shelter there. You instantly knew what was the matter.

“It’s a mama cat!” Yuqing exclaimed happily, jumping from your grasps as you muttered “be careful!” at the ecstatic child.

“Don’t come too close to it, honey,” you told her, sitting on the bed as you watched your daughter crouch near the animal to observe it. “The mama cat doesn’t like it if you touch her kittens. She might scratch you.”

“Oh…” your daughter murmured disappointingly, and then returned to your side when she had enough watching.

Looking down to her, you could really see how much Yuqing resembled Zhongli—the same eyes, the same dignified yet gentle countenance. Her hair was a little lighter but it’ll probably turn as dark as Zhongli’s when she’s older. You smiled at the thought of watching your daughter grow—a few years ago, she was still so small and fragile as you held her for the first time, but now, she’ll be turning six, and then eleven, and then little will you know, she has become such a fine lady.

Pulling her into an embrace, you caught the child off guard as you smothered her with kisses.

“Mama!” She protested, but was giggling at the same time. “Mama…what are you doing!”

“I just love my dearest Yuqing!” you exclaimed, but then stopped to pat her head gently. “Now, are you still scared?”

The dark-haired girl shook her head with a smile. “I’m ok now, Mama! It was just a cat.”

“Alright,” you smiled as you began tucking her in again. “We’ll talk in the morning what we’ll do with the cat, but right now, it’s time for you to sleep. Little girls need to sleep for them to grow big, okay?”

“Understood! Good night then, Mama!” Yuqing replied underneath her blanket, as you gently soothed her head. The whole time, you continued to do it until she had finally fallen asleep, soft snores coming from the small child which made you smile warmly.

By the time you returned to your bedroom, you could see that the bathroom lights were still on. You were waiting for Zhongli to swing by Yuqing’s room earlier but for some reason, he’s been caught up in the bathroom this whole time. It also seemed like your husband had heard you enter the room and began calling for you.

“Dear…! Perhaps you could come here for a moment?”

Curious about what was going on, you then stepped into the bathroom and only to be greeted by a much larger, more draconic Zhongli. You could only stare at the large protruding horns on his head, the scales on his arms and legs, and the tail that was swinging back and forth between his legs. Not to mention the large thing on his crotch that made you do a double take at the mere sight of it.

Zhongli closed his eyes as soon as he noticed your stunned expression. Despite how he looks, he still had a bit of his self-control intact.

“YN, I think we have a problem here,” he told you as calmly as he could.

“I might be going into heat again.”

*

It was finally D-Day.

The both of you spent the last week trying to prepared for this, because unlike the first time, you had responsibilities. For one, Yuqing had to be taken elsewhere and away from the carnage. It will not bode well if your child is there while your husband is being one horny dragon.

The people both of you know where highly dangerous though. Among the rejected list was Childe, Hu Tao, and Venti, with the last one loudly lamenting how he couldn’t have fun with Yuqing in Mondstadt. Keqing and Ningguang would be great but they’re busy with work, while the adepti wouldn’t have enough skills and patience to babysit a child for a week, even if it was the child of the former geo archon. That’s why in the end, you asked Lumine and Aether to take care of your daughter for a while—they were at least, safe enough not to put Yuqing in danger. Hopefully.

On the other hand, you had to prepare yourself for another bang of your life. The first time had caught you off guard, but this time, you were prepared to satiate your half-dragon husband to the fullest. You had also prepared yourself to conceive another child. Well, you really were planning to, but it was the night when Yuqing interrupted you two.

“Dear?” A head peered into the kitchen—or rather, a head with two horns.

Zhongli’s dragon features seemed to be staying longer and longer the nearer his heat approaches. Luckily enough, it wasn’t much of a rare sight in Liyue.

“Oh, morning, Zhongli. Should I brew you some tea?” you asked, busying yourself with breakfast for your family of three.

“It’s alright. I’ll do it,” he replied as he stepped in beside you, preparing the hot water to be boiled.

For a while, the both of you stayed like this in silence. You were concentrating on not getting the congee burned while he was trying to get the proper temperature of the water.

In the end, it was Zhongli who broke the silence.

“Will you be alright later?”

You whipped your head to his direction. “H-huh? What? Me? Oh, I’ll be fine!”

“Are you sure?” he asked, turning to you and caressing your cheeks with the tip of his sharp claws. “If only I could assure you that it will be painless.”

“Zhongli,” you called his name firmly as you flipped an egg. “You have never hurt me, and you never will. I survived the first time, right? We have Yuqing running around after all.”

Your words seemed to have magically melted his worries away, no matter how tacky you thought there were. But you didn’t know that Zhongli simply needed your assurance that it will be okay, otherwise, he’d go into a spiral of worry. Comforted by your presence, he crept his arms around you, hugging you from your side.

“Ah, my wife…my lovely wife…” he muttered happily as he nestled his head on your shoulder, savoring your scent and your warmth. “You’re really my wife…”

You giggled at his sudden show of playfulness. “That I am, sir.”

For Zhongli to be this affectionate, it seemed his heat has really gotten to him. Normally, he’ll reserve these kinds of actions for the both of you late at night, but right now, he’s incredibly clingly and wouldn’t stop following you wherever you go. For the most part, he really loves taking in your scent and running his hands around your body.

Soon enough, you hear the loud and rapid padding of feet on the floor as it dashed towards the kitchen where the two of you were. In a few moments, Zhongli was face to face with his own daughter who grinned gleefully at him.

“Mama, Papa!” Yuqing exclaimed as she clung to you like her father.

“Now young lady, what brings you here early in the morning?” Zhongli asked mischievously, still hugging you and resting his chin on your shoulder.

“Lumine and Aether! They’re coming right? They’re coming!” she almost shouted, arm tightly adhered to your leg.

“In about half an hour, darling,” you replied. “Now, are you both aware that I’m trying to cook here? I can’t move!”

Instead of letting go however, Zhongli tightened his hold of you while nuzzling deeper on your shoulder while Yuqing did the same on your leg. You grumbled. “Like father, like daughter.”

Giggling, Yuqing glanced at her father who was tightly clinging to you like she was.

“Papa, do you like Mama?”

Zhongli, for a moment, smiled at her warmly before replying. “Very much so, my dear.”

You could only hide your flustered expression at his words. But of course, it made your heart skip a beat, even after marrying him and having his child, Zhongli could still make you feel this way with just a few words.

It was a good thing that Yuqing changed the subject before your heart could explode.

“Papa! You have horns!” she exclaimed and pointed at Zhongli’s head.

“Oh? Is this your first time seeing it?” he asked as he knelt to the floor. “Do you want to touch it?”

Zhongli could definitely see his daughter’s amber eyes sparkling with curiosity as she slowly inched her way closer to him. Yuqing may look like him, but she definitely has your temperament. The way she sees the world with so much wonder and excitement reminded Zhongli of you.

“Can I, Papa? Can I?” she asked, her small fingers reaching out for them.

“Yes, you may, my dear.”

Bending down, Zhongli felt Yuqing glide her fingers at smooth surface of the horns. “Be careful though, the tips should be sharp enough to wound you.”

Filled with wonder, the child gazed at Zhongli with amazement. “Papa, are you a dragon?!”

“I can become one.”

“Does…! Does that mean I can be a dragon too?!”

Aahh…You smiled at the two of them as you finished the last of your cooking. “Alright now. Let’s have breakfast. The twins will be here soon if we don’t hurry up!”

*

“Aether! Lumine!”

The dark-haired girl immediately ran towards the twins right after you opened the door to greet them, incredibly excited for the week ahead. Aether scooped her into his arms right away as Lumine pinched her cheek for being so adorable.

“We’re extremely grateful to you two for agreeing to take care of Yuqing,” you told them bashfully. “It was hard to think of anyone reliable and willing to do it in such a short notice.”

“It’s okay, YN,” Lumine replied, “We’d love to have Yuqing around anyway! Right, Aether?”

Distracted with playing with Yuqing, Aether turned to Lumine who was looking at him pointedly. “Huh? Oh! Oh yeah! We’re gonna play a lot!”

“Let’s play house again, Aether!” Yuqing interrupted, “I’ll be the mommy, Lumine will be the aunty and you’re the daddy!”

A large, tall shadow loomed over the twins from behind you. “I prefer if you’d arrange the designations in a different way.”

“Oh, Zhongli.” You turned to your husband who was menacing enough to make the male twin tremble like a leaf, especially in his half-dragon form.

“M-Mr. Z-Zhongli!” Aether immediately felt a chill run down his spine. If anything, he felt an overprotective dad is way scarier than all the monsters he battled so far.

“Good morning Mr. Zhongli,” Lumine greeted the man calmly with a smile. “You don’t have to worry about anything! Yuqing can be the mommy, I’ll be the daddy and Aether’s the dog.”

“Good.”

You could only smile awkwardly at the whole exchange. If this continues on, Zhongli might change his mind and insist his daughter to stay.

“Alright, here’s all her clothes for the week as well as other stuff she needs,” you interrupted as you shoved a bag on Lumine’s hands. “Please don’t hesitate to call us if something happens.”

Lumine only glanced at you with a plastered smile. Bothering them isn’t something she’d really want to do.

“We will, YN,” Aether replied and then exchanged looks with his sister. “I think it’s time for us to take off now though.”

“Alright. Come on, Yuqing, let mama and papa kiss you goodbye,” you told them as you reached out for your daughter who easily climbed out of Aether’s arms.

Crouching down, you and Zhongli embraced your daughter tightly, kissing her cheeks several times until she began protesting. With Zhongli chuckling, he patted her head gently while reminding her of several things.

“Now young lady, be of your best behavior. Don’t make Lumine and Aether worry too much.

“I will, Papa! Can I have almond tofu as a reward then?”

Zhongli smiled at her amusingly. “Alright. Do we have a contract then?”

“Yes! It’s a pinky promise!” Yuqing held out her pinky and linked it with Zhongli’s, who was careful not to scratch her with his claws.

“Don’t forget to drink your vitamins and eat your vegetables, ok? And sleep on time. Be careful not to go anywhere without telling Lumine or Aether!”

Yuqing sighed, “Yes, yes, Mama. I will.”

Ruffling her head, you finally kissed her forehead while Zhongli did the same.

“Don’t forget to have fun!”

As she ran off to Lumine’s side, the both of you stood up.

“We’ll be going then. See you after a week!” Aether exclaimed as they began to take the steps down the porch.

“Bye, bye, Mama, Papa!”

With that, the three of them disappeared and went off their way.

Glancing at your husband, it had finally dawned on you that this was only the beginning.

“So, should we get started?”

He asked, and you froze.

*

“W-wait…! Zhongli!”

“What’s the matter?”

Your husband asked you, as if he wasn’t pinning you against the wall, nuzzling against your neck as he took in your scent. You could feel his warm breath against your pulse, his hands on your waist as he continued to pepper small, faint kisses on your skin.

“It’s…it’s the middle of the day…a-and…and…!”

“You never had an issue with that… are you getting shy, my love?”

You could sense the teasing tone in his voice as he nibbled on your ear, without ever the intention of removing himself from you. Flustered, you pursed your lips as you bit down a moan.

“N-No, I’m not! It’s just…!”

“It’s just what?”

Zhongli smirked at your unexpected bashfulness, urging him to tease you more to see more of that adorable expression of yours.

“I-I mean, we just sent off Yuqing…and they might return or something—”

“Oh, they won’t.” Zhongli gave your jaw a small hickey. “Or at least I’m sure they are well aware not to bother us.”

“H-Huh…?”

Without furnishing you an answer, he simply knelt down before you and wrapped his arms around your thighs to hold you down. Looking down, you could see him smirking mischievously at you, making you gulp.

“Why don’t we get you ready, my love?”

Slipping his head underneath your skirt, you instantly felt his lips on your thighs as he kissed his way up towards your core. You could feel yourself melting at the heat of the situation; the sensation of his warm tongue prodding your clothed entrance.

“Z-Zhongli…! Mnhh…!”

Even with your underwear on, you could easily feel him stimulate your sensitive clit as he circled his tongue around before sucking it. Your knees buckled immediately as you found your hands holding on to his horns, careful not to pull too much.

“You’re so drenched here, YN,” he told you, his voice vibrating against your sensitive parts.

“D-Don’t say that! O-Ohh…! Fuck!”

You couldn’t even tell him off properly as soon as he slid of your underwear and began to tease your hole with his tongue. You could feel him go in and out as his warmth filled you up. But it wasn’t enough, of course. After getting a taste of the real thing, nothing could satiate you other than him.

“Zhongli…oh god! Ah—!”

Without stopping, he continued to lap on your juices and stimulate you until you were at the edge of orgasm. You could feel your legs grow weak and the only thing keeping you from falling to the floor was his tight grip on you as he ruthlessly ate you out like a hungry man.

Peeking from underneath your skirt, Zhongli watched as he gradually pushed you closer and closer to your climax. His bright amber eyes filled with lust as he stared at your half-lidded eyes and trembling lips; crying his name out loud over and over again. He wanted to take you then and there, push his cock inside you until you were filled to the brim; his hard on was excruciatingly painful inside his pants, but he had to be patient and get you ready for him.

“Come for me, love,” he muttered, circling his tongue around your clit once more and sucking it.

It only took an instant for you to shiver and tremble in pleasure as you felt your orgasm wash over you like a tidal wave. Your skin felt like a surge of electricity passed over you as your knees buckled and your arms held on to his shoulders to stop you from falling over.

Removing himself from underneath your skirt, Zhongli then scooped your weak figure and carried you on his arms towards the sofa. He had you sitting on his lap facing him while you encircled your arms around his shoulders and waiting for your high to calm down.

For a while, the both of you stayed like this. Zhongli kept on giving you small pecks on your neck and shoulders, slowly divesting you of your clothes as he went around your body. It was slow and sensual; unlike the first time he was in heat.

“H-Hey…you too…” you purred, kissing the underside of his jaw.

He only hummed at you; his hands busy with getting your skirt off of you. “Yes?”

“Let me undress you too.”

Zhongli reigned in his urges as soon as he heard your suggestion. His face flushed as he watched you slowly remove his tie and unbutton his shirt to reveal his toned chest. Groaning at the feeling of your hands on his bare skin, he knew he only had a few moments left before all his self-control could fly off the window. But it was incredible, he could only feel himself grow even harder.

Soon enough, you were already on the floor kneeling before him. Zhongli felt himself tense up at what you were about to do, but had to strength left to stop you from doing it. Silently, he watched as you glide your hands on his things and then to the prolific bulge on his pants. You could feel him poke you earlier while you were sitting on his lap, which gave you the idea of blowing him off.

Gradually, you undid his belt and pants and finally take out his monstrosity of a cock. Zhongli gave a guttural groan as he felt your hands pump his shaft tentatively, his claws biting at the soft leather of the sofa.

It wasn’t the first time you saw his cock, and while it was impressive in normal days, the one right before you was definitely befitting of a dragon. You hesitated.

H-how did this thing fit inside of me before?!

Nevertheless, you continued on. It was massive but it was definitely hot, seeing Zhongli sitting there in front of you with a flushed face and his cock out. Timidly, you gave the tip a small peck as you slowly allowed your tongue to glide over it.

“Y-YN…that’s…!”

Empowered by his reactions, you then licked the underside of his shaft until it was glistening wet with your saliva. Eventually, precum began to ooze out of the tip and curiously, you began licking it as well, sucking it in the process.

“Ughh…! F-fuck…YN…! I’m really—”

Trying to bob your head up and down, you could only fit so much of him inside your mouth as your jaw tried to accommodate his size. But you felt your core tighten up and become wet, thinking that this cock will eventually fill you up to the brim with his cum.

Zhongli was rapidly losing it. He wanted to cum, but he wanted to cum inside of you and have you bear his child. He wanted to see your cunt filled with his seed until it oozes out of you, and then plug his cock back inside of you to fill you up once again.

No, this won’t do.

“YN…! Y-YN…! P-Please stop! Mnnh—!”

He held your chin to make you stop—the way your lips left a trail of saliva to his dick tempted him push it back inside your mouth—but he had to end it there, right before he came inside your mouth. Slowly he guided you towards him; confused as to why he stopped you right before he was about to come, you moved back to his lap where he gently caressed you and wiped his fluids from your cheeks.

“Let me kiss you, my love.”

In a soft and gentle kiss, Zhongli captured your lips. You could feel it radiating with love and warmth as he slid his lips over yours, his tongue darting inside, as if trying to fill his senses of you and only you. You both kissed until your lips were swollen, until you felt him rub his shaft against you unconsciously, making you moan in the kiss.

“Z-Zhongli…” you gasped for air. “Are you…holding yourself back?”

With those amber eyes, he gazed at you seriously—all the while keeping your lips closed to his.

“Is it a sin to treasure you so much?”

His words caught you off guard, but eventually, you smiled. Zhongli never failed to express his love for you. He was gentle and kind, a good husband and an even better father. Brushing a few stray locks of hair from his sweat-riddled face, you kissed his forehead as a way to show how much you appreciated his thoughtfulness.

“Thank you for thinking about me, Zhongli,” you remarked, “But right now, I really want you to let loose and fill me up completely with you.”

With eyes blown wide, Zhongli felt himself twitch at your words—his arousal no longer hidden. Grabbing the back of your head, he then crashed his lips against yours in a searing kiss lidden with passion and lust. He bit and licked on your lips while his hand groped your full breasts, pinching at your nipples to make you gasp against his lips.

“Then so be it,” he smirked. “I’ll make you completely mine.”  

Guiding his shaft to your slick entrance, he pushed himself inside of you in one go—making you squeal at the sudden sensation of being penetrated. It took some time for you to accommodate his large cock, but eventually, your cunt was drenched so much that it hadn’t become much of an issue.

“Z-Zhongli…! Oh god—fuck! …s-so big…!”

You began riding him, moving up and down on his lap while Zhongli continued to make you feel good by playing with your breasts. You could feel his sharp claws make indentations on your skin, but not hard enough to draw blood, but it was a strange sensation which only heightened the pleasure of having his dragon cock thrusted inside of you.

“Hnnghh!! Y-YN…!” Zhongli winced at the sudden tightness, and began to distract himself from cumming by licking on your pert nipples until they were red and sensitive.

With pleasure attacking you from different parts, you could only mewl as Zhongli gradually turned you into a lewd mess as you felt him twitch inside of you. Soon enough, he’ll be cumming inside of you, and that would the first among many others for this entire week. If his first heat said anything, Zhongli wouldn’t stop mating with you until you were fertilized with his seed.

The thought did nothing but coax you to your climax. You could feel yourself tighten around him as he pounded into you mercilessly, your juices mixing together. Zhongli was also close. He was already extremely aroused, and it wouldn’t take long for him to climax.

“A-Ah—! YN….! L-love…I’m…I’m close…!”

He muttered with face flushed and breath ragged.

“Yes…! Oh god, yes…! P-Please, Zhongli…! Ah—! F-fill me…fill me up…!”

In just a few thrusts, the both of you came at the same time. He pushed deep inside of you and came; his warmth filling you up until he was spent. You were still shivering with pleasure when he pulled you in for a kiss, his tongue once again ravishing you with so much intensity that it could be argued that he made you come once again with just a kiss.

Reeling in from the afterglow, you could still feel him hot and hard inside of you, as his breathed hard against your neck. You were no different though—the way your mind was still covered with a haze of lust, or the way his cock inside of you felt so good as it hit a particularly good spot. The aphrodisiac you got from Dr. Baizhu seemed to be quite effective.

Removing yourself from his embrace, you staggered to stand up with your limp legs, but managed to crawl on fours right beside him.

Zhongli was both bewildered and disappointed to have your warm body away from him, but when you pushed your ass before him and gazed at him with sultry eyes, he felt his heart rate pick up the pace.

It was embarrassing to show your cunt dripping with your juices and his cum, but you didn’t really care much. You were too entrenched with arousal to feel embarrassment.

“Z-Zhongli…let’s…let’s do it again…?”

Grabbing your ass, he spread you out even more, and even slapped your butt lightly. Zhongli could definitely see his cum dripping out of you and promptly scooped it up with his finger and pushed it back inside of you.

“P-Please…! Zhongli…I—!”

He smirked. “Very well.”

Without warning, he slid himself back inside of you; making you bite back the remaining words. It felt incredible having him inside. It was hot, as if you were burned and electrified at the same time. Your mouth hardly had the time to close as he continued to piston in and out of you.

This time however, Zhongli began playing with your oversensitive clit, groaning loudly at how you tightened your walls around him. You squealed in delight as his cock hit a particularly good spot, making you cum sooner than expected.

“Oh…o-oh god! Z-Zhongli….! Zhongli…! A-ah…!”

Yet despite your premature climax, he continued on—thrusting inside of you and prolonging your orgasm. It was so good you could feel tears pooling the side of your eyes as he plowed your sensitive cunt.

“You came, didn’t you?” he asked, his lips once again on yours. “I’ll make you come again soon enough.”

True to his promised, Zhongli picked up his pace and fucked you as roughly as he could. You knew there will be bruises after this but the pleasure was greater than anything for you to care about. The way his cock just fills you up, hitting your g-spot over and over again relentlessly, or the way his groans just sends shivers down your spine.

“F-Fuck…! Fuck…!Z-Zhongli! I’m—! I’m gonna…!”

“Yes, love...! Haa….come for me…! I’ll fill you up with my seed…”

Once again, you came from the overstimulation—your arms failing as the pleasure was greater than anything you experienced so far.

“F-fuck…YN…a-ah—!”

With that, Zhongli suddenly bit your shoulder as he pumped more of his seed inside of you, which only overflowed from your hole. You mewled at the mixture of pain and pleasure, unable to distinguish the one from the other, but you knew it felt extremely good.

Zhongli was silent for a while as he lapped on the bitemarks he had made. He was glad that he hadn’t bit too hard, but for some reason, he also liked how you were marked as his.

“Allow me to take you to the bedroom,” he whispered to you as you nodded your head groggily. Sleep was beginning to approach you fast.

Unsheathing himself from you, you winced at the sudden feeling of emptiness. But it was immediately remedied by the feeling of his warm body near you as he carried you to your shared bedroom. Slowly, he laid you down on the soft mattress and eventually joined you there, embracing you from the back.

“Let’s rest for now,” he muttered right before your eyelids fell heavy. “We’ll need it for later.”

And he was right.

For the next few days, the two of you tainted every room inside the house (well, except for Yuqing’s bedroom).

From the kitchen where Zhongli fucked you from behind, bending you on the counter as he emptied himself inside of you—to the bathroom where cleaning up turned into another round where he slowly entered you while underwater—or on the floor, which was only because you couldn’t reach the bed because he was too horny for his own good.

It was only then, as the both of you rested from the last round which took all night and early morning, that you realized how much time had passed.

“Mama! Papa! I’m back!”

Your eyes shot open, and glanced at Zhongli who was staring at you as well.

“Oh no.”

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+ 1 other. Apologies, I accidently deleted another anon’s ask. 

— ☆ Overstimulation headcanons 

Includes: Ningguang and Zhongli.

[ Sub ] Gender-neutral reader

Contains: Overstimulation, exhibition, vibrators, dacryphilia, coming untouched, multiple orgasms, humiliation, sub space, cock-warming, size difference + size kink 

— ☆ Overstimulation headcanons - Xiao, Childe, and Scaramouche 🐏 [ GN ]  

— ☆ Overstimulation headcanons - Kaeya and Venti 🐑 [ GN ]

— ☆ Overstimulation headcanons - Kaeya and Venti

[ masterlist ]

I’m not sure if you all wanted the same characters or not but I wanted to include others so everyone has some food. I have a lot of bratty sub requests lined up so I hope it’s alright that I didn’t write one this time. I kind of want to dedicate an entire fic to exhibition after writing this but this is a busy week for me. 

— ☆ Ningguang 

Ningguang is a very busy woman so she can’t spend all her time to pleasuring you. However, she does immensely enjoy putting you in humiliating situations where you’re forced to sit there and take it. 

Her favourite activity is softly kissing you, sending you into a sense of warm comfort, as she gently fingers you open. The cute whines you make? It makes her want to cancel her plans and fuck you over the table but she holds her self-restraint in. 

Just when you’re about to cum, her hands are gone and she’s teasingly toying a vibrator around your walls. Before forcefully shoving it into your hole until it’s nestled right against your walls. 

As you whine at how mean she’s being, she offers one last kiss before she’s rearranging your clothes until you look decent and returning to her seat. The meeting is about to begin. 

It’s only been a couple minutes into the meeting and you can feel the faint buzzing of the vibrator that’s rubbing against your sensitive spots. But there are so many people around you, important people, that you have to hold it. You’re biting your lips raw, to the point you can almost taste blood, as you try and appear professional. What would happen if someone noticed? You’re heating up in embarrassment but the idea of getting caught makes you feel so hot. Under the table you’re squeezing your legs together so tightly, clutching around the vibrator as some sort of stabilization even when it’s pressed right against your spot. Your toes curl as your legs raise a tiny bit above the floor as your legs strain and you try to not cum in front of so many people. 

“mmph- ahh...N-Ning..” you quietly plead with her but it only seems to increased the intensity of the vibrations. You quickly duck your head down and cover your mouth as you openly pant into your hand, scooting a bit closer to the edge of the table so no one beside you could see what you were doing, as you dip your hands onto the edge of your pants. Just a little relief, just something to distract your mind from the pleasure. Before you can dip your fingers into your waistband, you feel a sharp gaze on you. That’s your only warning before the vibrator is set to max as your sputter and try to control your voice. This is complete torture as you desperately try to muffle your moans with your hand. 

“I-I can’t..p-please..ah!” you gasp but it’s too late. You’re digging your nails into the chair as you cum. Your pants are completely soaked as your leg’s twitch and spasm. You can vaguely hear someone beside you asking if you’re okay or not but you can’t answer right now. 

“Excuse them, they accidently pulled their leg and must be feeling the cramps. Poor thing,” Ningguang chuckles as she waves off their concerns. You shakily try to smile at them and they only nod concerned before continuing the meeting.  Ningguang was right, everyone beside the Qixing were idiots. While Ningguang has her usual pleasant smile, her eyes are absolutely feral as she fiddles with the remote. Switching from low to high that you never know what to expect. This time you have no warning of when the vibrator is set to max. Your mouth falls open but no sounds come out as your cum all over yourself again. Just to sit there and take it, just as she likes. 

— ☆ Zhongli

Zhongli wasn’t aware that it was a kink in the first place but when he watched you try and take his cock, only to end up cumming so much to the point of crying like a baby, it unlocked something deeply primal inside him.

He'll offer small words of false comfort as he gently pets your head like you're a dog. It’s okay if it’s too much for you, it’s okay if only you get to orgasm, and it’s okay if you want to give up. 

It only ends up making you cry more and try harder that you end up pushing yourself into sub-drop. He loves it. 

He adores the dumb look you get on your face. He can fuck you stupid so fast with such minimal effort that it makes you so embarrassed the morning after.  

“Zhongli! S-Stop! I’m- ngh! No-I c-can’t ...ahh!” you squeal, clinging onto him as you cum again. You’re crying into his shoulder as you shake and sob as he holds you to his chest. He never stops his slow thrusts into you even as the overstimulation settles in and your head is lolling back and your eyes grow hazy in pleasure. 

“Shh, yes you can. You can and you will. Don’t disappoint me now,” his eyes seem to dilate as he says this. He adjusts his grip on your hips and fucks into you harder. The stuttering babbles that get punched out as he thrust’s his thick cock in and out. You’re drooling all over yourself as your mind fogs up, you can feel yourself reaching your next orgasm already. Zhongli’s cock easily slides into you with all the cum that’s already inside you, the wet slaps that echo in the room, it’s burning you up too fast. His thick cock as it drags against your spots that you feel like you’re going insane. 

“Z-Zhongli...” you whine, looking up at him with tearful eyes, “feels...good...hah.”

“Does it now? Weren’t you crying that it was too much a few minutes ago?” he whispers as he makes a quick snap of his hips to sink his entire cock into you. He can feel your walls seize up, your head throw back, before you orgasm and try to push him away. Your knee’s lifting closer to you as your toes curl before becoming boneless and dropping to the bed.

“Noo..more..Zhongli..mm” you couldn’t help the loud whine that left your lips as you feel him rock back into you. You were too sensitive from your previous orgasms but it felt so good. Wave after wave of pleasure even when it was too much. Zhongli laughs under his breath as he watches the conflicting feelings swirl in your head before you eventually drop and let him take over. He leans over as he kisses away your tears but he can’t help that sick pride in his chest seeing you let go of your inhibition's. He’s softly calls to you to come back to him, that you did so well and he’s so proud of you. Your needy hole is sucking his cock back in as he gently tries to ease himself out that he accepts his fate and lets you cockwarm him. Gently turning you over onto your side as he let’s you doze off, warm and content.