#like respectfully im not shading all that

[retconomics]

[fakeuwus]

MANEATER | SIM JAEYUN (M)

PAIRING: virgin!jake x yn (femreader)

SYNOPSIS: in which jake is tired of being a virgin and you're asked to help him out.

WARNINGS: smut so MDNI! vrignity loss, oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe out there), creampie, riding, multiple orgasms, etc. cursing, words like slut/whore, BARELY PROOFREAD

WC: 5k, lowercase intended

MESSAGE FROM NIC: here it finally is!! (sorry for the delay) my first piece of smut,,, hope it's what everyone imagined 😁 (also tysm for 2k notes on the teaser ahh!!) big thank u to my stella, @karinasbaby for encouraging this fic, one of my biggest supporters ilysm. pls be kind as this is something new for me BUT feedback is super appreciated, tell me what u liked and didn't like! (respectfully) also reblogs would be nice as well so feel free to drop one. love u guys sm 🫶🏼

jake sim was a virgin. a pitiful, pitiful virgin. and it’s not like he was ugly. not even close to that. jake was an attractive guy, easy on the eyes. and his flirting? a real smooth talker he was.

it was as if 2000s chad michael murray possessed his very soul every single time he would chat up a girl at a party or in class. 

so why couldn't he ever close the deal? how did he find himself in a steamy makeout session one second and then the next the girl is storming out of the room in disgust. every. single. time.

oh yea, because he was a fucking virgin. a pitiful, pitiful virgin. 

it seemed like girls these days wanted a man in charge. someone who could help them live out their fifty shades of grey fantasies. jake would like to think he could do that for them but how could he ever learn if no one wanted to give him the time of day? what happened to the girls that would spread their legs for anything and anyone?

all jake needed was one chance. one chance to stick his dick in a hole and he can move on with his life. 

his friends didn't make it any better either. he was getting tired of hearing all about their wild sexcapades every week and having nothing to contribute to the conversation.

but they don’t intentionally leave him out or make him feel bad about his lack of experience. they even try getting him with their past hookups because you know, sharing is caring right? 

“dude no way you fumbled sora. she’s a real slut i was so sure she would let you hit,” sunghoon says as he’s unwrapping his sandwich then taking a bite. “bro i didn't fumble anything. it's the same shit every time, once i tell them im a virgin they dip,” jake responds while he steals sunghoon’s sandwich and takes a bite for himself.

sunghoon doesn't even argue, his best friend is clearly in distress and is need of some food. “she started ranting about how she doesnt “do” virgins because they get attached and she thinks im gonna become obsessed with her or something.”

“why do you even tell them you’re a virgin in the first place? if that's the issue why even say anything at all?” heeseung questions with a mouth full of the same sandwich that somehow now ended up in his hands.

“because if he cums in .2 seconds then the girls are gonna think he’s a bad fuck. there's no winning here.” jake nods in agreement with jay's statement as he watches jay snatch the sandwich from heeseung and finish it off.

this is what is so beautiful about their friendship. they share everything with each other, the main things being girls and food. unfortunately for jake, bites of food is all he gets.

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“oh fuck!” jakes pants while bucking his hips forward. vision blurry, drool pooling around the corner of his mouth. he genuinely feels like his soul is leaving his body and he wasn’t sure this was even real life anymore. to ground himself and bring him back to reality, he tries looking around the room to find something to distract him.

he doesn’t want to cum embarrassingly fast and he does NOT want to be seen as a bad fuck. out of the corner of his eye he spots a baby yoda squishmallow in the corner of the room, its sparkly eyes watching jake get his dick sucked for the first time.

it’s kind of weird but he finds comfort in the plushie and focuses on it to keep him from fucking exploding. 

now you might be wondering how he got here. in a hot girl’s room getting what he swears is the best head in his life (not that he has anything to compare it to.) the answer is jay, his best friend in the entire world who he now owes his first born to. 

“her name’s yn. just text her and ask when she wants to meet. i told her you were a virgin already so don’t worry about that,” jay explains as he’s scrolling through your profile showing jake what you look like.

silky, flowy hair, curves to die for. to say you’re gorgeous would be an understatement. the whole ordeal seemed too good to be true.

“she wants to fuck me? even after hearing i’m a virgin?” jake asks after grabbing his milk tea from the counter and walking towards a table.

jay simply nods and throws a look towards sunghoon, signaling him to explain the rest as they all take a seat. “yea that’s kind of her thing. she loves virgins. like, her body count consists of only virgins.”

jake was perplexed by the situation. surely he’d hear about a beautiful woman who only drops her panties for inexperienced guys roaming their campus.

heeseung then speaks up, as if reading jake’s mind, “she goes to the college in the next town over. around a 20 minute drive.” before continuing his sentence he shifts his eyes towards jay and sunghoon. eyeballs darting back and forth.

some unspoken dialogue is happening between the three as they sip their sweet drinks and jake just has to sit there and watch. minutes go by and jay clears his throat and sighs, finally breaking the silence.

“she uh, actually took all of our virginities back in high school. that’s how we know her.” 

pause. the fuck? he knew his friends all have gotten their dicks wet for the same girl before but at the same time? jake couldn’t believe what he was hearing. i mean, he did only just meet them three years ago, whatever they were up to before then he can’t judge.

he supposes desperate times call for desperate measures, and jake is sure he would’ve ended up in the same situation soon if they weren’t handing you on a silver platter to him.

“so… you guys had a foursome for your first times??”

heeseung instantly chokes on his boba as jake’s arm receives a punch from jay. a faint giggle is heard from sunghoon, “this bitch is choking on some balls.”

ignoring heeseung’s dramatics jay clarifies, “no you idiot, she took all of our virginities separately. we weren’t as desperate as you were.”

“and like, that pussy is so heavenly. i’d be pissed having to share her with another guy at the same time.” 

“roger that, brother.”

jake looks towards the two, sunghoon rubbing heeseung’s back trying to calm him down from his almost near death over some balls. 

“care to elaborate?” 

“man why do you think we’re all sex crazed freaks? her pussy’s got some voodoo magic in it or something. our manhood didn’t begin when we watched porn for the first time together, it started with her,” jay pauses and shifts in his seat, slight discomfort in his lower region.

he looks up and pinches his nose, “fuck i’m getting hard just thinking about it.” sneaking a peek at jay’s lower half, jake can see his friend chubbing it up in his pants. nothing he’s never seen before honestly. 

but what he hadn't seen before was how his friends were reminiscing so hard on a hook up the way they were right now. and the fact that their origin story of discovering their high libidos is all because of you? he was scared shitless of what he was about to get himself into.

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fast forward to some exchanged texts between you guys, jake found himself in your room with his pants around his ankles getting the life sucked out of him.

he quickly discovered you were very straightforward and to the point, immediately sending him your apartment address and what time to show up.

jake couldn’t argue though, all this talk about how you were gonna “change his life” and shit got him real worked up. he appreciated the fact that you skipped the small talk and went straight for his dick.

upon arriving and stepping into your living space, your lips smashed onto his and he was pushed down onto the bed. no hi, no hello. just your lucious, full lips swapping spit with his.

his hands instinctively flew to your waist, his digits gripping your plush skin as you straddle him. jake felt so in his element in the moment. making out? this is where he excels. he could do this all day if he could.

but he was here on a mission and he’ll be damned if he leaves without fucking you. or you fucking him. he was honestly down for whatever. you could ask to peg him and he would say yes.

you can sense his impatience, his face twisting in pleasure trying to savor every moment while the cogs are turning in his head, awaiting your next move. every squeeze he gave signaled that he wanted to get things moving.

you make your way down his body, peppering kisses any and everywhere leaving his skin burning. jake couldn’t believe what was about to happen.

in less than a minute he was about to get his first blowjob ever. what does he do? where do his hands go? what if he chokes you? what if he passes out from the stimulation?

before he can think of anymore what to do’s and what if’s, your mouth is on his dick and jake is seeing stars, figuratively and literally. he takes note of the little ones taped to your ceiling and thinks it’s cute.

the pink walls and plushies surrounding the two of you is such a stark contrast to your personality, or what little jake knows of you. but hey, he likes a woman with some duality to her.

“you can put your hands in my hair.”

jake finally takes a look down at you. pupils blown out, lips a bit swollen from all the sucking. you looked so, so pretty like this. he can only imagine what you look like with his cock in you.

trembling hands grab at your hair, slightly pushing you further down and a gagging noise emerges from the back of your throat. oh shit. your nose is practically meeting his pelvic bone and you aren’t letting up.

fuck it, jake thinks to himself. he was done with being patient. he starts fucking up into your mouth relentlessly, chasing the orgasm he was delaying. and you just let him.

you’re merely a hole for him in this moment and you could care less. his dick may be average in size but the girthiness of it was so delicious, you couldn’t get enough.

to make sure he reaches his high, you reach for his balls and start playing with them. his erratic thrusts combined with you squeezing his genitals he twitches in your mouth and his cum is shooting out, pooling out the sides of your lips.

and you don’t stop there. you keep going and going and jake actually feels like he’s going to pass out. “okay, okay please please!” you swallow everything he gave you and finally let him go with a pop to come up for air.

you get up and see him lying there on your bed, unmoving. eyes closed and mouth agape barely taking breaths. one might think he’s dead but this was typical.

once a guy gets to cum in a girl’s mouth for the first time they don’t know what to do with themselves. nudging him with your knee he breaks out of his trance with a lopsided smile adorning his face. god he’s adorable.

before you can suggest a break he immediately grabs you by the hips and flips you onto your back. your shorts go flying onto the floor behind him and he spreads your legs wide to prop them onto his shoulders.

his tongue immediately attaches to your clit and he starts licking you all over. slurping and sucking, as if this was his last meal on earth. he was desperate to get you to cum the way you made him and it was showing.

jake’s eating you out a little too expertly to your liking, as if he’s done this a million times. you won’t judge if he has, you’re literally the last person to judge someone’s sexual history but how is he still a virgin if he eats pussy this good?

he must’ve been met with horrible women who just used him for his mouth and left him dry. you wouldn’t do that to him though, poor guy doesn’t deserve that.

he inserts two fingers into your hole while his mouth was still working your clit. jesus christ. you didn’t notice before but his fingers were so slender and long, reaching places your own didn’t. “am i doing okay? kind of my first time.”

oh? so this was his first time eating pussy. you simply give him a nod of approval, not being able to utter a word as he dives right back in.

in all of your sexual encounters, never has there been a guy so willing to return the favor. and the fact that you didn’t even have to ask? where the fuck did jay find a guy like this? was he aware his friend was a fucking certified munch?

determined to make sure you cum, jake inserts another finger and moves his fingers in an upward motion, trying to find your spot. at least that’s what wikihow told him how to do it.

the sound of your moans and the taste of your pussy on his tongue simply feel amazing and he feels like he could come alone like this. at this point you’re panting and riding his fingers and god it’s so hot. you’re so hot.

jake finds himself humping into the mattress, trying to aid his painful hard on he’s grown since going down on you.

his wrist begins to ache with how fast he’s pumping into you but he doesn’t give a fuck, he’ll do anything to see what you look like when you reach your high.

“oh god, i’m, i’m- ahhh!” you come undone onto his mouth and hand, lips forming an o shape with the most pornographic moan he’s ever heard and he silently releases his load along with you onto the bed.

jake makes sure every single drop of your delicious juices are all licked up, driving your oversensitivity.

“so? how was i?”

you take a look at his annoyingly cute face and he’s licking all over his fingers like a lollipop. cute. gaining some of your composure, your eyes spot a wet spot on your sheets.

“wait, did you…”

“oh. sorry about that. i couldn’t help it.” jake explains with a sheepish smile and a scratch behind his head. not only is this guy a munch but he came untouched while tongue fucking you. you weren’t even sure guys like him existed, like at all.

without speaking another word, you grab the back of his neck and smash your lips onto his. tasting yourself on him has you wet all over again and you both begin to undress each other.

you detach yourself to take your shirt off and he pauses to fully look at you, drinking in every inch of your body. hands grab at your boobs and he pinches a nipple, a small moan escaping your mouth.

your body was literally to die for, the pictures on your profile barely doing you justice. and to finally be able to feel all around your curves and give your boods and ass tight squeezes was a dream come true for jake.

(he may or may not have been jerking off to the few posts you have up, counting down the days of you guys finally meeting but you didn’t have to know that)

you also took a moment to admire his body. to say jake was sculpted like a fucking greek god was an understatement, sporting a six pack and biceps to die for. veins running all over his arms and hands.

deciding it’s finally time to do the deed, you switch positions and motion for him to lay on his back. “are you ready?”

“wait! what about a condom?”

“i’m clean and i know you are so…”

“right.”

you throw your legs over his waist, now straddling him with your vagina inches from his cock. “okay, take deep breaths. i’m gonna slowly go down alright?”

jake throws a thumbs up and eagerly nods. in a moment like this he doesn’t fail to be endearing. you could literally just eat him up with how cute he was. your pussy was about to anyway.

you lace your fingers with his and slowly lower yourself onto him. there’s some intimacy with your actions and jake finds comfort in your eyes, looking at him adoringly.

it was finally fucking happening and jake couldn’t believe it. he was about to become a man. and the fact that it was you taking his virginity, a gorgeous woman who doesn’t care that he’s inexperienced and lets him hit it raw. it's really all he can ask for.

once your walls are wrapped around his tip, jake’s a goner. the little sweet moment you two shared is thrown out the window and he starts bucking his hips up into you, hard and fast.

his hands find purchase on your hips and he’s gripping them so hard you're sure there will be bruises tomorrow. you wanted to start out slow as it is his first time but it seems his thrusting says otherwise.

you press your hands against his chest and begin to move rhythmically in sync with him. jake’s eyes immediately roll back and his breathing quickens.

his hands fall to his side and he lays lifeless beneath you, letting you take full control.

all he could do was stare at the spot where his dick entered you and it was making him even more hornier. he couldn’t tell where he ended and you began.

your wetness didn’t help anything either. the squelching sounds indicated that you were very much enjoying this as much as he was.

“fuck you feel so good baby,” jake moans. the pet name that slips past his lips and it doesn’t go unnoticed but you also don’t question it.

for some reason the simple word made your heart jump. guys always called things like babe or even whore when they really let loose.

those never got to your head, you know they couldn’t really control themselves in the moment and you let them have their fun.

but jake has been nothing but kind to you this whole time, like he knew you were doing him a service and not the other way around.

this only fueled your desire to ensure that his sure first time exceeded his expectations so upped your menstrations. you quickly changed your pace to grind forward, backwards, and in circles making sure his dick felt every inch of you.

jake’s mind was reeling, his breath caught in his throat. he feels as if his dick was about to fall off with the way you were moving.

your body leans forward and you begin to kiss at his neck, leaving hickeys everywhere. your hot breath near his ear sends him into overdrive, must be a sensitive spot of his he never knew he had, but also how could he have known?

his hands that were once gripping the sheets meet your ass and he starts to guide you up and down his cock. you both were about to reach your climaxes, your pussy clenching with every move.

“i’m- where? fuck! where do i cum?”

“inside. cum inside me please.”

inside?? his first time cumming from sex and you were gonna let him do it inside of you? jake swears you couldn’t be any more perfect than you are right now.

you knew you threw him for a loop and honestly yourself as well. pushing these thoughts towards the back of your head you start riding him aggressively, even faster than before. “fuck, jake i’m cumming!”

“me too baby oh my god!”

and there was that damn pet name again. it makes your heart leap out of your chest and sends you over the edge.

the knot in your stomach snaps and jake follows shortly after, his load shooting into you. it pools out of you and you don’t hesitate to swipe some up with a delicate finger and bring it to your mouth, mirroring his actions from earlier.

your eyes meet his fucked out ones and you smile down at him, admiring the masterpiece of lovebites you left all over him. his vision was a bit blurry but he catches the way your lips curled upward, flashing your pearly whites.

jake finds himself instantly becoming hard again, call him easy but when a pretty girl is smiling at him like that after fucking him, can you really blame him?

you move yourself off of him and jake was fully expecting you to kick him out now but instead you position yourself on all fours, your ass in the air inviting him in.

“fuck. you’re into anal?”

you turn your head sharply to look at him over your shoulder, raising an eyebrow to question what he just said. the look you give him says it all and jake takes the hint and positions himself behind you.

“can we try anal next time though?”

an exasperated sigh leaves your lips and you reach over to grab his dick, inserting him into you. “umph! okay sorry.”

upon entering your pussy, jake relishes in the feeling of it. being inside your heat again leaves him breathless for the nth time today.

in and out. in and out. he tries to match his breathing with his gradual strokes. his member is extra sensitive right now and he’s trying not to lose himself. the impatience he had earlier has now moved onto you so you decide to take matters into your own hands and start fucking back into him.

your ass is now meeting his hips and the sound of skin slapping echoes in your room along with your moans. jake’s body is flailing from the sudden impact but he grounds his hands around your waist and grips the shit out of you.

he notices bruises forming on your skin but he can’t for the life of him let go. oops. he’ll do his best to remember to apologize for them tomorrow.

when there’s a good pace between the two of you, you fling yourself upward, back meeting his chest and the new angle has him reaching spots he didn’t before.

you take one of his strong arms and place it around your neck, having him choke you as you ride him like there’s no tomorrow. jake’s brain begins to turn to mush and he feels like he’s even more turned on at the revelation of one of your kinks.

and at this point you’re fucking onto him so hard, so good, he didn’t want it to end. “shit. shit. i love your pussy so much baby.” jake whines into your ear, meaning every word he said.

is it crazy to say you love someone upon meeting them for the first time? well, their pussy. yea. maybe. but who gives a fuck.

he was a man possessed by you, by your pussy. in this moment he truly believed there was some voodoo magic going on down there and he was blessed to be experiencing it.

you clench at his words, and your heart flips once more, prompting you to draw him closer to you (if that was even remotely possible)

the closeness of your bodies creates another intimate moment shared, kisses stolen from one another, hands tangled in his hair.

“i’m close,” he whispers in your ear, his breath leaving tingles down your spine. the hushed whispers you exchange contrast the sporadic thrusting that’s happening.

determined to reach your second high of the day, you push jake onto his back and settle yourself onto your knees, continuing to bounce up and down on his cock.

“yea just like that baby, shit shit shit i’m cumming, i’m cumming!”

jake opens his eyes to watch the scene unfold before him and god was it something. your back arches as you take his cum in you once more and your screams fill his ears, signaling you orgasmed right after him.

this moment alone is better than porn itself, and jake savors every bit of it. there’s absolutely no way he can even bring himself to type “nsfw” in his twitter search bar ever again after this.

you hover yourself over him leaving just the tip inside before sliding right back down, pushing his seed back in while it gushes around his cock leaving jake wanting, no needing, a third round with you.

but to his dismay you roll yourself off of his body, landing on the mattress next to him.

“so… how do you feel?”

he releases a long exhale he didn’t know he was holding, “fantastic. 10/10 experience. would do it again.” you simply giggle at his response with a shake of your head, getting up to gather your clothes.

“wait! um, could we do this again?”

you playfully roll your eyes at him, leaving his question unanswered as you begin to dress yourself.

—-----------------

sat in his computer chair, jake is finding it difficult to finish this stupid ethics assignment. how is he supposed to argue about the death penalty when you straight up almost murdered him with your pussy less than 2 hours ago?

he’s sure his professor wouldn’t appreciate if he wrote that he doesn’t give a fuck about someone serving their punishment if the culprit was you, but honestly speaking he’d let you get away with just about anything. you were an angel sent from above to him who could do no wrong. 

the way your soft lips wrapped around his cock while your innocent (not) eyes bored into his soul. the way you licked and kissed every single inch of his body, leaving nothing left untouched. and god, the way you worked his dick? how was he supposed to move on from you??

you were an insatiable, sex-crazed goddess. a once in a lifetime experience he was so grateful to have. 

his thoughts are interrupted by a loud knocking at his door. two seconds later, jay trails into jake’s room followed by dumb and dumber, all of them having a snug look on their faces.

they make themselves comfortable before they get right into the interrogation. jay leans against the desk, sunghoon sits in the bean bag situated in the corner, and heeseung sprawls himself across the bed.

“so virgin, how was it?”

 “wasn’t i right about her pussy?” 

“where did she make you cum?” 

eyes rolling in the back of his head, jake takes a deep sigh before answering their questions. “one, i’m not a virgin anymore so stop calling me that. two, it was absolutely fucking amazing. literally would give up heaven for it. and three, she had me cum in her. twice.”

heeseung shoots up from his position, jaw dropped and eyes wide. “you came in her twice?!” the boys all share a bewildered expression on their faces, dramatic as always.

jake just shrugs at them, what? didn’t you usually let guys cum in you like the freak you were?

jay slaps his hands down on jake’s shoulders, aggressively turning the computer chair towards him. “jake. buddy. yn has two rules.” 

sunghoon suddenly appears on jay’s left, “one. you can’t cum in her. you can cum anywhere BUT inside of her.” 

heeseung follows and is now on jay’s right side, “and two. she doesn’t repeat fuck.”

immediately following this revelation there’s silence.  complete and utter silence.  the gazes they hold are intense and uninviting. as if they truly couldn’t believe you let their best friend who’s never felt the touch of a woman break one of your rules.

their eyes say it all, they love jake to death and are happy for him, like seriously happy and relieved he’s finally entered manhood. but really? none of them got to do what he did? what was so special about him?

you don’t even know the answer to those questions yourself. maybe it was the puppy eyes or his whiny moans that made you feel like you had him in the palm of your hands.

his eagerness to pleasure you but to also receive reminded you of the sole purpose of why you only go for virgins. they made you feel wanted while also letting you be in charge. call it selfishness but why can’t a girl have the best of both worlds? 

and you’d never admit it, but jake was one of the best fucks you’ve had in a while. he never tried to be someone he wasn’t, just authentically himself. a pitiful, pitiful virgin. and he was proud of it.

it was refreshing to fuck someone who didn’t have some sort of ego right after you were done with them. immediately bragging to everyone what you two did and acting like they could pull any girl as if you weren’t doing charity work for most of them. 

with all of this in mind, of course you let him cum in you. he was doing so well for you, how could you not reward him? had to let him do it twice to drive it home.

and seriously, what kind of guy gives you a tender, sweet goodbye kiss and thanks you for defiling him? you didn’t regret your decisions with him but they were definitely scaring you. 

never have you ever been this intimate with a guy, but jake was different. you felt it. and what you did next didn’t scare you as much as your recent choices with him.

*ping!*

the staredown between jake and his friends comes to a halt and he digs his phone out of his pocket to check it. sliding up, he sees the message appear on his screen:

you: are you free tomorrow?

he glances at his friends’ expectant eyes and throws them a smirk. looks like he gets to break that second rule of yours. 

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[offside-the-lines]

Pick your three favourite players. If you could be their stylist for a day, how would you dress them? ❤

Girl (first hi!!!!!!!👋) i refuse to make another ppt about this LOL but

Nico Hischier: Plum suit. Please. Im begging. I just wanna see something.

Matthew Tkachuk: Nice button down printed shirt, blue maybe with not a crazy pattern. Or maybe those crochet style polo tops. With um. The tight pants hes been wearing (but like idk maybe lets do a light grey. No reason. No reason at all. Um. Ahem.) He has been dressing better since my ppt so maybe he saw it and improved. I do want to get him birkenstocks coz he’s gonna have his dogs out anyway it might as well be in something nicer than shower slides or flip flops.

Anthony Beauvillier: (respectfully) nothing.

Leon Draisaitl: Color? The boy is always wearing something bland. Let’s see a salmon pink babe why not. Like linen button down in a shade of pink that works for him and some light beige chino shorts.

I love doing this. ✨graphic design is my passion✨ or whatever. Lol. Thanks for sending this in babe!!! 💖💖💖

[hanasnx]

You have to enlighten us Indy!!! How do we handle Anakin correctly? /srs

i’m so tired of ppl being like “um☝️anakin wouldn’t be into this bcos i’m not into this” cos it’s like… obviously don’t write what you’re not comfortable with, but projecting your limited comfort zone onto a character that’s quite literally aided in committing genocide is so close-minded. like you’ve gotta know he’s into some freaky borderline problematic shit 💀 cringe shit too. let him be cringe.

same with the whole “he would never wanna hurt you!” narrative. yes he would, he absolutely would wanna hurt you and does hurt you. like please be real

and the sub!anakin community that infects pegging and submissive behavior with “traditional hyper feminine” traits to justify being a sub is so crazy to me. like those things make me so uncomfortable because i can tell the difference between someone handling it respectfully and realistically, and someone who’s basically unable to think of the submissive role as anything other than a feminine role, and then hammering in a masc into that role. variety is in order, as well as re-evaluating how you view the sub role in sex.

i haven’t slept all night tbh im not throwing shade at ppl like i’m just spitballing my observations as someone who has … painstakingly absorbed every media piece of anakin’s i can get my grubby little hands on, so maybe i’m biased because i’ve done all this extensive research. obviously ppl will like what they like and will write what they write, and do whatever makes you happy but by god. can u at least be careful with my favorite toy? you’re bending his leg backwards you’re going to break it off!

[hermesserpent-stuff]

Your AU has dragon gods?

I am very interested. Tell me more please ^_^

ive talked about them very briefly before and they are a little more involved in claws and calls. but I love them so! I'll link the first post for record keeping but ill cover that and more here

Basically the dragons have three main gods with each species having personal deities that were once normal dragons that achieved godhood through some feat or through their nature, like gaining sainthood or legendary status.

but back to the main three.

Fyrwynd, Erthabyrth, and Monewaeg

Im going to ramble so heres a cut for the scroller. Feel free to ask about any part of this!!

None of these have a set species or gender or size. they shift as needed for dragons. worship mostly consists of piling bones a certain way and shooting off venom, fire, or what ever projectiles they can, and asking them for aid and giving thanks

Fyrwynd- god of fire, flying, life, day, sun, wind, storms, joy and fear.

This dragon will normally look like a long snakish dragon with hundreds of wings (but can have fewer) they normally are made of fire or storm clouds when visiting. Nightfurys, skrills, and most speedy flying trick dragons tend to worship fyrwynd the most.

Erthabyrth- god of earth/rock/land, nesting, defense, ice, stars, volcanoes, death and birth

She normally appears as made of stone, or exploding lava, or dense ice. Their body typically has two wings and four legs. dragons with thick armor and dragons about to lay eggs worship them. especially gronckles.

Monewaeg- god of the sea/ocean/water, moon, swimming, fighting, venom, pain and healing

This dragon normally appears made of water or moonlight or both. they have two legs and two wings when they arrive, with acid/venom dripping from their mouth. Changewings and Nadders typically hold them as their main god.

Okay! onto creation myth as told by hiccup in claws and calls in chapter 54.

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As he begins to sing, the dragons around him still their constant sounds, adults, and fledglings both settling to listen to the tale.

It is one of the first that Toothless had told him after Hiccup had gained an understanding of dragonese. It took place at dawn as they flew high above the clouds, golds and oranges chasing the purples and blues of the night and the stars winked out one by one.

“~There once was nothing. No ground, sky, or water. Darkness could not exist because fire did not provide light to see it.~”

Hiccup begins to pet the two small dragons in his arms, comforted by their rumbling. The song is a rolling tune with no true beat. It rolls with growls and chirps.

“~There was a great breath from the Unnameable in that shade and light burst forth, creating light and dark. Three layers could be seen, presses tight like the layers of rock. The sky, the water, and the land. Fyrwynd fell from the light and flapped her wings, forcing the sky to rise from the water. Erthabryth awoke and pushed up from the depths of the water to form the lands. Monewaeg churned up the water and spat the moon into the sky to light the night as Fyrwynd slept.~”

He goes into details of each of the three god’s attempts to form life on their own. But only by joining together did dragon-kind form. He mentions the sneezes of the Unnameable forming other gods and letting humans and other creatures form but keeps the focus on the three main dragon gods.

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then there is my own silly story for the subspecies of nadder told by Silverbreath in chapter 54

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His eyes widen as Silverbreath lifts her head from Duskclaw’s back and responds with her own tale, dragons all silently and respectfully listening.

“~Monewaeg grew weary of seeing dragons only breathe fire and lava and gas and turned to Erthabyrth to create a new dragon. They consulted the first Nadder, admiring her spines and tail, and asked that she let her newest eggs be touched.~”

The Frost Nadder whispers out a tale in which the first Nadder got the gods to gift her children all sorts of powers, with Duster crooning along with the tune. Other Nadders chirp along. Hiccup listens closely trying to memorize each line. Stories are important. History is important. When she finishes the song, Hiccup softly speaks.

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[oflgtfol]

Okay same venom 2003 anon again. I dont have anything else to add to what ur saying as again i didnt read venom 2003 So im just nodding respectfully and wisely to everything your saying but re ur tags is the artist you mean Humberto Ramos? Bc if it is if it helps he's a pretty unpopular artist amongst people (though usually for criticisms about his art being “too cartoony” instead of anything meaningful like the objectification of women which i personally despise when people do that. No more realism sexy super models i want hyper stylisation ONLY in my comic books just to piss those people off). I also personally do not care about him as an artist no hate nor respect towards him but again the bar is so low 😭 ive seen so many genuinely boring deeply misogynistic artists who treat women the exact same awful objectifying way but who get passes in comic book spaces because their art is more Conventionally Likeable. Like if im gonna be forced to see a woman be drawn as only one body type and face and breasting boobily id much rather take the uglier style or the more stylised style just to have something Interesting To Look At then Another Boring Generic Guy Drawing Semi Realism with Soft Shading Based off 1950s Pin ups but thats just me personally as a lifelong comic book guy

YES HUMBERTO RAMOS. i hate the venom 2003 art but in the past two hours i've come to realize that humberto ramos is my real enemy here and the only real fault of venom 2003 is its resemblance of ramos's art (of course in addition to its own home brewed sexism).

i really love stylized art and i hate realistic styles. i love the classic ASM look because it struck a nice balance between the two: the 1960s-80s need to depict the human form in a standardized, realistic way (likely due to toy sales, at least if its caused by the same phenomenon of 80s cartoons, a la he-man, having that same look to them), but the flat colors, limited color palette, and cell shading were so so wonderfully simple and sleek in a really fun way. gave such a distinct Look to the comic, and the simplicity of the colors also made the realistic lineart not too realistic. it just felt very intentional, very careful, very creative with their technological limitations, and it's such a timeless look that has aged so well even still to the 2020s

so while i love the classique look, i also love when comic styles go even further to really break the mold and stylize further!! herrera in venom 2003, and ramos's whole *gestures broadly* COULD be good, if only they were done a little bit more purposefully, and yknow, minus the outrageous sexism

and yes sexism is overall so entrenched in marvel comics and i wouldn't be surprised if it also infected literally all other comic companies out there, considering We Live In A Society. anyone who dares to argue that misogyny doesn't exist needs to go become a comic geek and read hundreds of marvel comics and see

1. how utterly shallow women are characterized compared to their male counterparts

2. how female characters so rarely get to exist on their own outside of a male character; ie. female characters who are only side characters for a male hero, or superheroines who are literaly just "female version of xyz popular male character!", etc etc etc

3. the way women are visually depicted compared to men. men, especially the superheroes, are still subject to white patriarchal standards of beauty of course, but the huge muscles they're drawn with are a form of power, a "look how cool i am." you will never get that with a female character. they are only ever depicted with the same fucking face, the same fucking body type, the same fucking curves and tasteful cleavage and pouty lips and cat eye makeup.

4. and while the men have these like insane muscles that do not exist irl, they at least get to POSE in ways that are not sexualized. the women characters, even if their designs are not objectifying, will still be posed so that their butts face the camera, they have a pretty side profile to show off the silhouette of their breasts, etc. if you really pay careful attention to the way women are placed in comic panels compared to men it's so insane. so fucking insane

but yknow, all of those things tend to manifest in subtle ways, ways that you really can only pick up when you've read so many comics over a decent amount of time, and when you're otherwise prepared to read for and pick up on sexist elements. so i guess i REALLY draw my line and get pissed the fuck off beyond belief when comic writers and/or artists then begin to just be, blatantly, fucking sexist. a la those terrible panels from ASM spider island. a la that one she-hulk issue. a la spider-man/red sonja. when it's blatant it means you give NO fucks, it means you don't even believe women are people because you don't expect them to be engaging your works and thus you don't expect any sort of audience outcry from your blatant sexism, it means you literally only see women as objects for your male audience to oogle over, it's beyond frustrating

[traegorn]

Alright Alright light me on fire for this one lads BUT when is it actually cultural appropriation?? Like I get that *dressing up as xyz culture for Halloween is bad* right but I've lived in Japan the last 5 years and want to bring some of what I've learned culture wise with me when we move. Is this the same? Like what exactly is the line here? Does me having lived there somehow change the answer too? Like if I hadn't would it be worse? I feel like im over thinking this but I know if you don't know then someone who follows you might. I feel like the message of what is and isn't has gotten lost to the internet's lack of ability to see shades of gray lately. Sorry if this is stupid

Okay, so I often say I'm probably the worst person to ask about this, I'll do my best.

Cultural Appropriation's definition is usually something along the lines like "when members of a majority group adopt cultural elements of a minority group in an exploitative, disrespectful, or stereotypical way."

There's more than one thing at play here, but what is and isn't cultural appropriation comes from a number of factors. One element is whether or not something is closed to outsiders or not -- and this comes up in Witchcraft discussions a lot of the time. If a group says that outsiders should not perform a ritual unique to them, then things are pretty clear cut. Another important part are the power structures of our society. These structures are contextual, and power dynamics that exist in one country may not exist in another.

Now you say you've been living in Japan, and to some degree I have to assume that you've been learning and adopting things from Japanese culture as a form of assimilation there. There is nothing wrong with that, and I'm going to assume you've been doing that with respect.

You carrying on those things in your life after you come home is not appropriation, but that doesn't mean it won't sometimes appear that way to someone -- so you might need to be ready to accept that. The experience of Japanese people and Japanese Americans are very different. Asian Americans have to deal with racism in a way that Japanese people living in Japan don't. There is a chance that your doing these things may be perceived as perpetrating a stereotype.

Not everyone is going to know your back story, nor will they take the time to listen to it even if you tell them.

There's also a danger that you may be doing something that is furthering a stereotype, but it's not bothering the Japanese people around you. The cultural power dynamic is very different where you are. A friend of mine who has lived in Japan for about fifteen years describes being a white person living there akin to being a "dancing bear." If he screws something up, he gets congratulated for trying -- and no one corrects him when he makes mistakes.

Everyone is just impressed the bear can dance in the first place, no one is expecting it to do a perfect Charleston.

So you may be doing something that in context, in Japan, is not seen as inappropriate, but repeating that activity in the context of the US (where you have shifted in power from the minority to the majority) might be.

So, like, make sure you don't fuck stuff up I guess?

So here's the TL;DR: If you continue to do things you added to your life while living in Japan and do them respectfully, it's probably not cultural appropriation at all. That doesn't mean it won't look like that to someone else though, and you have to be okay with that.

[carringtonsnumber1girl]

respectfully, fuck the people who copy others creations, who hate on the girls that are associated with the sturniolos ESPECIALLY MADI, and don't wtf self control is. Like the fact that Madi made a whole ass decision not to be included in the videos is mind boggling because you guys actually are so fucking jealous that a friend who isnt a male is hanging out with the sturniolos. and no shade, but wtf is going on with the ships with Chris?.. Like Quen, Tara, and Chris were just having fun AS FRIENDS, like im pretty sure in a video Quen even said "ik y'all want to ship me with them, but we just cousins" as a way to clear out all the ships. so uhh. Respectfully FUCK U

[dufrau]

Lol, we’re allowed to look respectfully! I’ve been in love with Kim Little for a while now, one of these days when she turns fruity, we’ll be a thing! 🥳

Just me in my delulu.. as the kids say.

What’re you watching on TV? Reading any books?

🌱

Im reading a lot of terrible books for work (think like 50 shades of grey knockoff straight romance). I don't really read for fun much anymore because I have to read all day for work and it has kind of killed reading for me as a leisure activity (besides fanfiction). The upside is i read a lot of books in a year but the downside is i dont get to choose which books i read and most of them are not things i would ever choose to read on my own.

As for TV, mostly cooking shows tbh? We just finished the most recent season of Top Chef. I like Alex vs America because I have a crush on Alex Guarnaschelli 😂

I quit watching House of the Dragon because I realized it was just making me miserable even if Emma D'arcy is fun to watch. I need to watch Hacks season 3 at some point.

Uhhh. Honestly mostly I just watch youtube videos about boots and cooking. Im a very boring person im sorry!

[roanoaks]

The more i try to rp on tumblr the mroe terrifying the rpc here is,

[ghostpajamas]

jimmy solidaritygaming is built like a pixar handsome man. like, he is attractive but in a way that im not attracted to, u know. he looks like a ken doll given a dash of quirky. he has a nose. he has same face syndrome even though he is 1 guy. he has that shade of blonde hair and a tan where he looks like he's all one color. he is like if vanilla ice cream was a person. i bet he likes turkey sandwiches. respectfully

[whoisenyu]

♤ genshin men with you in the shower

╰≫ notes: this is my first set of hcs, so they may not be the greatest.

╰≫ pairings: albedo, diluc, kazuha, childe, kaeya, zhongli, itto x gn!reader

╰≫ warnings: not really any, other than nudity. this is supposed to be fluff.

albedo 🪷

— you would definitely be the one to ask him first.

— it would be a time where he took a break from his alchemic work. not only is it rare for you to catch him off work, but you figured he would need some relaxation.

— however, albedo didn’t expect this kind of idea from you.

— he’d hover the back of his hand over his mouth in attempt to cover his flustered reaction. he wouldnt be all over the place type of flustered, but light shades of red would form on his face.

— “ah, that is a rather… different request. though, if you insist, i will gladly oblige.”

— he would allow you to go in the shower first and join you minutes after, so he could finish up an experiment of his.

— once youre both present in the shower, albedos a bit flustered by the sight of your body. however, he admires every inch of it.

— youd gently scrub his pale, blonde locks. meanwhile, his back was facing you and he relaxed from the feeling of your hands roaming his hair.

— he doesnt want to do anything without your permission, as he doesnt want to make you uncomfortable.

— you assure him that he doesnt need to worry a ton about that, this is for him to relax away from his work even if it meant an hour at most.

— “im grateful. if it’s alright with you, may i help wash your back?”

— you nod in approval, and hand him a bottle of body wash. he delicately washes your back and waist, not missing an inch.

— after a while when the bathtub fills with soapy water, you both sit yourselves down. you request giving him a shoulder massage, and he gladly accepts.

— he rests between your legs while his back faces your chest. your hands gently massage his tensed up shoulder muscles from all of the work hes been doing. he melts into your touch, its an amazing feeling for the both of you.

— most of your bath is quiet. it wasnt awkward, just for the two of you to relax and spend time together. not always does it require constant communication.

— you both finish up bathing and get up from the tub, drying off under a soft towel. under the towel, your faces meet and albedo plants a small, loving kiss on your lips as a ‘thank you’. he appreciated your way of taking his mind off of work and would be glad if you asked again sometime.

“please get some rest, love. i will be finishing up my experiment. if youre interested, id be more than happy to discuss the results with you tomorrow.” ♡

diluc 🦅

— you were the one to suggest a shower with him.

— it took him quite a while to agree. you werent pestering him about it, but you let him know that youll be patient for him until hes comfortable agreeing with your idea. he took this into thought, realizing you do care for his comfort and well-being.

— you and diluc decided to head to your place after a day out together. he suggests you go wash yourself up, when you ask if hes going to join you today.

— “i suppose thatll be fine. go have a look at the tub first, then ill join with you.”

— you were a bit confused why he asked you to go look at the tub, but you didnt complain. you opened the restroom door to see the bathtub already filled with fresh, warm water with red rose petals floating atop. the lights were dim, with candles lit.

— while you were beaming at the scenery, diluc walked up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, resting his chin on your shoulder. you turned your head behind you and kissed him with much love. you thanked him, and told him how special it meant for you.

— “no need for gratitude, all that matters is that you like it. now, lets get you cleaned up, shall we?”

— diluc respectfully helped you undress yourself. he held your hand as you stepped into the warm water, rose petals slightly rippling from your movement. he then undressed himself, as well as undoing his red locks from a ponytail.

— you patiently waited for diluc to settle against one end of the tub. then you rested yourself between his legs, back brushing against his chest. he wrapped his arms around you in a loving hug, warmth from both of your bodies and the water relaxing the two of you.

— “are you comfortable, love?”

— you snuggle your head against him, confirming a ‘yes’.

— after some time, you ask him if you could wash and play with his hair. he allowed you to do so, which made you quite happy.

— while youre braiding his hair, you compliment how beautiful it is. how bright and perfect his locks are. he lightly chuckles at your comment, and thanks you for it.

— eventually, you had fallen asleep against diluc. he noticed you right away, and observed how calm and lovely you looked while you were sleeping. he kept those thoughts to himself, though.

— diluc gently lifts you from the water, hoping to not disturb your slumber. he then sets you on the restroom mat, so he could dry you with a towel as well as himself.

— afterward, diluc carries you to your room, sets you on your bed and walks over to your closet to find you a change of undergarments and nightwear. after he does, he gently helps you change while youre still dozed off, not even realizing his actions.

— he finds himself a change of clothes afterward as well.

— he then lays you on the bed and comfortably tucks you in, hoping the best of rest for you. he enjoyed the time you guys had together, and wouldnt oppose to you asking him again.

“sleep well, my love. ill be sure to keep you safe.” ♡

kazuha 🍁

— you two would be spending a day out adventuring together, exploring new places.

— afterward, youd invite him to come over and spend the night at your place. being the gentle soul he is, he gladly accepts.

— kazuha had volunteered to cook the two of you dinner, as thanks for allowing him in your home. you didnt oppose to this, and thanked him for making a lovely meal for the both of you.

— once the two of you finish your dinner, you invited him to take a bath with you as thanks for making dinner. you told him it could help ease his tensed up muscles, and you were completely comfortable with him.

— he was definitely surprised, and blushing a bit.

— “ah, is that so- i would like that. however, are you sure youre alright with that? i do not wish to make you uncomfortable.”

— you assure him that you wouldnt have asked if you were uncomfortable. if at some point either of you do feel a bit too awkward bathing together, its completely ok to say so.

— the two of you enter the restroom, setting folded yukatas on the counter for after showering. you begin to undress when you hear kazuha speak.

— “oh- my apologies, i do not mean to appear disrespectful. i wont look without your permission, love.”

— you appreciated his gentle and respectful masculinity, and reassured him that it wasnt a problem for you. both of you wholeheartedly agreed to bathe together, so it didnt really matter.

— kazuha listened to you, and turned around to look at you. he was mesmerized by how alluring your body is. kazuha gently smiled at you, complimenting how you were truly a work of art.

— he began undressing himself and set his clothes aside to join you in the shower.

— after the bathtub was filled with bubbles, the two of you sat on each end, holding each others hand the entire time. you both were smiling at each others presence, and happy to trust each other enough to bathe together.

— after a bit, you decide to lightly splash kazuha. his facial expression changes to a small surprise, and you both giggle after.

— “would it be alright with you if i washed your hair? and perhaps massaged your back?”

— you nodded at his request, and turned around to where he had access to your back. he delicately scrubbed your scalp with vanilla-cinnamon scented shampoo.

— after washing your hair, kazuha then began to gently massage your back. he pressed on your tense muscles and pressure points to help you relax more, and would let you know ahead of time about the areas hes massaging.

— youd ask him if you could play with his hair, and he gladly allows you to do so.

— braiding his locks, you compliment how pretty his hair is. he deeply appreciates it.

— kazuha then complimented your hair as well, giving an entire speech about how it reminds him of one of his favorite sceneries of nature.

— in the end, you wrap your arms around him and let him know how much you love him. he hugs you back, and thanks you.

“this has truly been a sensational experience. i will be happy to do this again with you whenever you wish.” ♡

childe 💸

— i can imagine he being the one to ask you first.

— you told him you were not in the mood for his games. however, he claimed that he just wanted to help you freshen up. you seemed exhausted after all, why not allow your lover to assist you in the shower?

— you complied with his request, hoping he meant what he said.

— he did.

— childe smiled as he lifted you up and carried you towards the restroom. he set you on the counter, and left to go get the both of you robes.

— “wait here, dear. ill be right back. you can go ahead and hop in the shower, ill join you in a bit!”

— he was about to leave when he felt your hand grab and tug the bottom part of his grey jacket. he turned in confusion, then hearing you quietly plead for him to stay.

— he laughed a little bit, seeing how cute you were being. he assured you it will only take 2 seconds, he was just going to grab robes for the two of you. you sighed, and let go.

— he came back insanely quickly, before you were even fully undressed. he eyed your body as he set down the folded robes on the counter.

— “it seems like somebody needs my help, hm?”

— you looked down in embarrassment, as you hear childe playfully laugh again. he assured he was just messing with you (when is he not?), and proceeded to help you completely undress.

— childe scanned the entirety of your shape, letting you know how well you look. he holds your hand to help you get in the shower, and then lets go to undress himself.

— he joins you under the warm sprays of water, as you both feel your sore, aching muscles begin to relax.

— he’d ask you if he could play with your hair, and you didnt have an issue with it.

— childe is extremely talkative, he’ll gladly have many conversations with you while hes washing and playing with your hair. hes pretty giggly, too.

— teasing you often, not once ridding his happy grin.

— gives you a ton of hugs too, specifically hugs from behind. he rests his chin on your head or your shoulder, arms wrapped around your chest.

— after what seemed like endless conversations, childe would turn off the water and hold your hand to help you out of the shower, making sure you dont slip. he volunteered to wipe you down too, i wonder why.

— the robes that childe brought, which were folded on the counter, were supposedly brand new. they looked really nice, and expensive.

— “darling, why dont you give me a little surprise and try this robe on for me? you get dressed in here, and ill wait out in the bedroom. im sure you wont disappoint.”

— he grabbed his robe and danced out of restroom, leaving you standing there wrapped in a towel. you sighed, wondering if the robe will even look good on you. however, you did what your partner asked you of.

— you dried the rest of your body and your hair, then proceeded to apply skincare to your face and neck for even more refreshment. afterward, you wrapped the robe that childe bought for you around your body. looking in the mirror, you found yourself looking pretty good. you were looking forward to seeing childes reaction.

— elegantly walking out of the restroom, you see childe already in his robe, sitting on your bed. he eyed you from top to bottom in admiration.

— “my, youre looking well! i love how the robe looks on you. do you like it?”

— you nodded and smiled at his compliment, feeling somewhat better about yourself. you sat next to him on your bed, him planting a kiss on your lips. the two of you cuddled together until you dozed off.

“sweet dreams, my dear.” ♡

kaeya ❄️

— similar to diluc, kaeya would have an elegant bath prepared for you already. white rose petals scattered, along with lavender-scented bath salts giving the water a relaxing aura to it. candles lit around the counters, as well.

— you were on your way home from work when you received a message from kaeya, along the lines of

— “i left a lovely surprise for u in ur washroom, darling 🥴”

— you then figured he was waiting for you at your home. you were also pretty curious to what he did, sort of expecting it to just be him there saying ‘the surprise is me, what else would you expect?’

— playfully rolling your eyes at the thought, you pulled up to your house and opened your front door. indeed, there was kaeya standing against the wall by your door. he welcomed you home with a charming smirk, awaiting to show you the restroom.

— he reached his hand out for you to grab it, and walked with you to the restroom. he opened the door for you, and the sight of the elegantly decorated washroom was absolutely lovely.

— you brightly smiled at the scene, kaeya smirking the entire time. he was happy to see you loved it.

— “im just full of great surprises, arent i? now how about you wash yourself up, youve been working hard all day, darling.”

— excitedly nodding, you gave your partner a warm, loving hug. of course, he wrapped his arms around you in return. he kissed the top of your head, and let you go to bathe.

— you looked up at him one more time with a smile before closing the door, leaving kaeya on the other side.

— of course, he had another surprise for you.

— you stripped and tossed your clothing in the laundry basket by the door, before stepping in the warm water. white rose petals rippled from your presence as you felt bath salts underneath your feet.

— it was absolutely amazing.

— closing the shower curtains, you began to gradually sit down against the wall while your body was relaxing in the bath. lights were dim, supporting the soothing environment.

— however, kaeya had not moved an inch from where he stood when you closed the door. he waited for the right time to join you.

— once he felt the time was right, he opened the door to see your shadow behind the curtain. you hadnt noticed his presence nor heard him open the door, due to the pleasant relaxation.

— he undressed himself rather quietly, and opened the shower curtain. you didnt notice him until he stepped in and sat down in the bath, across from you.

— embarrassed and shocked, you flinched. widening your eyes at kaeya as he looked at you and laughed. you werent uncomfortable, just confused.

— you asked nervously what he was doing here as he continued to laugh at your priceless reaction.

— “i told you im full of surprises, did i not?”

— you remembered him saying that earlier, and sighed. he scooted forward towards you and then laid back, resting his arms on each end of the tub. in that position, you were tempted to crawl toward him and lay against his chest. though, you were a bit embarrassed to ask directly.

— instead, you told kaeya his presence made the water cold. he read your message right away, and smirked at your sentence.

— “why dont you come over here, and ill warm you up then. hm?”

— internally happy, you did as he said. you crawled over to kaeyas strong body, and laid against him. your head rested on his chest, his arms wrapping around you to help hold you in place. comfortable enough, you began to doze off.

— he knew you were comfortable by the way you were slowly but steadily breathing against him. he smiled at the sight of you, knowing you enjoyed this.

“if you fall asleep here, ill have to carry you to your bedroom, meaning ill have to touch your alluring body. but im sure you dont mind if its me doing it, right darling?” ♡

zhongli ⚜️

— you would be the one to ask for showering together, and he’d gladly agree without a problem.

— you knew zhongli wasnt really the type of person to be flustered, so you suppose that made it somewhat less embarrassing.

— he’d open the restroom door for you and gesture you to walk in first, being the gentleman he is. you giggled, and walked in while he waited. zhongli closed the door behind him, walking toward you so the both of you could prepare for your shower.

— you both undressed at the same time, not so much looking at each others bodies. however, you sometimes couldnt help at looking at his excellent figure. he noticed you staring at those times, and chuckled. he didnt mind all that much.

— finishing up, he took one good look at you and told you how godly you looked. this brought you a bit of embarrassment, but also made you happy. zhongli noticed this, and made a request to you.

— “my last wish would be to bring you even the slightest discomfort. please, do inform me if i cause anything you do not want, my dear.”

— you assured him you would let him know, and took his hand toward the shower. he allowed you step in first, and joined you right after.

— you turned on the shower and felt the cold rays of water splash across you and zhonglis bodies. you shivered at the instant feeling of cold, and zhongli smiled at you.

— the water gradually turned warmer, allowing the both of you to relax more. you would ask to wash his hair, and he had no problem with it.

— you would also braid his hair.

— zhongli found your actions interesting, and chuckled. later, you asked him if he’d be willing to wash your back. of course, he gladly accepted.

— zhongli was happy to do anything thatd satisfy you.

— he was delicate with your body, gently massaging your back with body wash applied. the entire time, he’d be telling an ancient story as you gladly listened. somehow, you were intrigued by his storytelling.

— after a while, the tub would be filled with water for the two of you to relax in. you turned off the shower and guided zhongli to sit down in the bathtub.

— he’d be sitting against the end of the tub while you adjusted yourself between his legs, with your back against his chest. zhongli would place his hands on your shoulders, gently massaging them as he continued telling his story.

— eventually you dozed off, which he didnt catch on right away.

— once he did, he carried you out of the tub and placed you on the counter, grabbing a towel to dry you up. he gently wrapped the towel around your body and carried you to your bed.

— zhongli walked over to your closet to find any sort of proper nightwear for you. he found a black, fluffy robe and figured that would be good for you. undoing the towel, he quietly apologized for doing such without your knowledge. however, he also figured youd appreciate his actions.

— wrapping the robe around you, he gently lifted you up closer to your pillow to which he laid you down. you slowly breathed, letting him know you were ok.

— he lightly smiled at you. then joining you on the other side of the bed, wrapping his arms around you as you both fell asleep.

“i will forever be by your side, my dear. i hope you sleep well.” ♡

itto 🌟

— he’d probably be walking in on you showering by accident.

— you were just showering as usual, not knowing your partner had planned to come over. itto would enter your house as if it were his, and walk around trying to find you.

— he checked every room, calling your name. you didnt hear him due to the rushing water, though.

— the dude didnt even hear the shower running, but noticed the restroom door was locked. he kept trying to open it, confused why it was locked. after a minute, he just kicks down the door and calls your name again.

— you flinched in fear, wondering if somebody broke into your home. you then see the shower curtain opening, but saw it was itto on the other side.

— you screamed as you tried throwing a shampoo bottle at him while attempting to cover yourself. the bottle hit his face, and he screamed along with you.

— “wait huh- WHAT- OH- WAIT- WHAT- HUH?”

— he then began bursting out laughing, you still standing there heavily embarrassed.

— “OH geez, we were screaming at the same time! that was so funny. anyway, ive been looking for ya! what are you up to?”

— you yelled in embarrassment that youre literally showering, and he just barged in like he owned the place. did he not care that you were in the middle of cleaning yourself? that you were naked?

— he raised his brow in confusion, asking if he wasnt supposed to. you told him of course not.

— “OHHHHH i get it, i get it! sorry man- i mean bro- i mean- PERSON! YEAH. SORRY PERSON…”

— “… sorry about your door too. IM SORRY MAN, HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU? hmm, OH! how about i join ya?”

— at this point, you were just confused. you didnt really care about the door right now, just the fact that he intruded. however, his intentions werent anything weird. hes just clueless.

— you sighed, and allowed him to join you in the shower. he cheered, and took off his clothing. hopping in the shower, he nearly slipped before you caught him.

— itto stood up proudly, pretending he didnt slip at all. you playfully rolled your eyes before you got back to scrubbing your hair. he noticed this, and asked if he could scrub your hair for you. this was ittos way of ‘being a gentleman’.

— you giggled, nodding and allowed him to finish washing your hair. you took a good look at his abdominals, which boosted his ego.

— you splashed some water in his face, as he went in complete shock.

— “oh it is ON!”

— the two of you had a splash fight, eventually stopping because of you walking up to him and hugging him. he wrapped his arms around you in return, burying his face into your head.

“i am super sorry to have walked in on your.. shower. wont happen again! but im glad to have somebody as awesome as you to be my partner.” ♡

[bollur]

Hey! I’m so happy their is a person writing Vox x reader stuff , I’ve been looking everywhere for someone! Do you think you can write a smut about you a Percy, like maybe he goes all demonic on someone who hurt you and then.. ya knowww….

a/n: this is trash. i haven't done this is so long. please excuse me while i respectfully excuse myself off the face of this godforsaken account and go take a cold shower. no beta, dont stop me, i wanna die like the alpha im not. warnings: well, it's smut. it kind of is what it is. a bit dark(??sobs). drown in a sea of lust. does it count as a warning when i tell you i had to take a step outside and get some breath air in the middle of writing it????

Someone once tried to give you a wise piece of advice that you tried to carry with you throughout life but given at such a young age, you never put much thought into it. It is stored in the back of your mind, labeled as useless knowledge. You knew though, that one day a situation would come along and you'd come to think on it, but fuck all above did you ever think it would be like this.

Some situations were left better to the matters of the heart in being dealt with, others the experienced mind to work through important decisions ... but as you were granted no time to fully absorb what was happening around you – a deafening bang, a warmth splattering your face as the pressure of a knife was removed from your throat – you had no idea what was needed to handle this situation.

There was no secret to who just blew this man’s existence out of this world, but if the shock had in fact rendered you clueless despite the multiple gunshots that followed to the immobile body, the black smoke that brought a fullness to your lungs and a strangle prickle along your flesh, assured you immediately. It was not with kind hands that you were picked up from the ground, nor was it Jade-colored eyes looking at you in worry that you gazed into.

"What were you thinking?" disobedience was no longer a luxury your health could afford at the moment and you'd do well to remember that – not that your mind could properly comprehend anything beyond the corporeal tendrils twisting around your body, the rich garnet liquid that began to stain your boots and the husked voice hanging low in the air.

The trembling fingers at the back of your neck bit into the skin, forcing your frontalis to stay pressed against the wall. You couldn’t see behind you, but if the heat you felt from that molten gaze didn’t tell you not to move a fucking inch, surely the hips pressed into the plush of your clothed ass wouldn't even allow you to. You were drawn taut like a bow, and every nerve under your skin was itching to be plucked.

You can taste it on your tongue, immersed in whatever heatwave of your emotions were taking away your ability to think straight, because you should not be quivering and raggedly breathing from this situation alone. Perhaps it was the shade billowing from his being, casting some kind of spell on you that left you feeling hazy, breathless, and dumb. Maybe it was the daunting fact that the idea of someone's hands on you, especially threatening, was enough to tip Percy over the very edge.

If that didn't make your heart stutter, you deserved that man to end your life. Not that the corpse in the corner of the room was even the last thing on your mind right now.

His question still hung in the air, but there was very little hope of a coherent word leaving your mouth right now without sounding absolutely pathetic. You were a mess from the mixture of these situations – dazed, breathless and overwhelmed.

Suddenly your world spun, the hand on your neck loosening and sliding to rest on your sternum, and that's when you finally met that melting amber that caused your soul to smolder. "You could have died, you ... " visible was the sudden short-circuit in his train of thought, the pressure on your collar bone to hold you in place lightened, but the adrenaline pulsing through you did not. The abyss in his left sclera began to burn away, the color of innocence and fresh fern taking its place, a deeper reality settling in between you both. " ... could have ... I'm sorry."

If a world even existed outside of this building, you wouldn't have known – no sun reaching your heads left even the air thick and unnatural, but as the tips of your fingers brushed along his cheek, you saw your world molded against your form created perfectly for you. "But, I didn't," Percy's' breath hitched, the shadows around beginning to dissipate, the man in front of you coming back down from the terror of emotions he had been chasing and instead you guided him to chase your parting lips. "I'm right here."

You practically purred as his hands grasped at you desperately, needing purchase as your teeth clicked, suddenly presenting a bruising amount of passion to one another. Wandering hands raked their nails along the span of your waist before gripping tightly, a leg slipping between yours and shifting upwards. There was an unspoken promise in the way you allowed his tongue to swirl into your mouth and it began to imitate the wanton actions to occur later, followed by your hips rutting along his thigh and pulling a whimper that he greedily swallowed up.

Breaking away from such an intoxicating kiss could have cleared the carnal desire that clouded your mind as your lungs greedily took in oxygen, but it was the sturdy grinding of Percy's thigh that kept you teetering on the edge of bliss, and you couldn't help your parietal thudding against the wall followed by a breathy encouragement. You were melting in his hands, a breathless mess as he trailed his lips down your neck, dipping his tongue into your collarbone, tasting the light sheen of sweat that began to coat your skin. "Percival, please," you choked, moving your head to thud it once more in building frustration, hands threading through his soft hair and lightly tugging.

"Yes, yes, darling – " a teasing coo, bathing the junction of your neck in trails of fire, following a rasped: " I want you to feel my name burning on your skin for days." then began the dance of undoing pesky buttons and ties, and if he had his way in moments like this, you'd never have another article of clothing he'd have to deal with again. The thought fueling him on, his thigh pressing rougher, and how beautiful you look – bare chest heaving in the soft candlelight that illuminated the small room, flushed skin all for him to explore, lips parted, eyes fluttering filled with such intense need he would allow himself to drown in it.

There wasn't a surety in the hazy warmth in your mind can you recall the exact moment you lost your pants, only when your fingers shakily fumbled with his, and the way he simply watched you in a blissful daze, hands teasing and grasping as they trailed around your form to keep spurring you on. But when he was finally free from his restraint, you couldn't have begged more pathetically with a string of yes, yes, yes's as his strong hands lifted you up, crushing his hips with your trembling thighs. "Look at you," he breathed, gently rubbing circles into your thighs, hungry eyes devouring all he could see before settling where your bodies were to meet. "Relax." but his gentle words clashed with the sudden change in grip he held, one last beg from your mouth and all resolves broke.

All you and Percival had to offer each other were a mixture of choked mewls, wanton moans, deep seated growls, and the desperate sound of snapping hips, a beautiful rhythm set as he buried himself into you again, again, again in a way that kept your back arched for more. Your fingers and scraping nails sure to leave marks on one another as lingering reminders of what is sure to transpire again very soon. But that would be then, and as he leaned back slightly to watch the way you lost yourself in the feeling of him meeting every spot perfectly, this was now ... and now he couldn't help but admire just how lucky he was.

It was with a tender kiss to your chest did the boiling in your blood finally overflow, an overwhelming spark causing you to cry out and pulse around him uncontrollably, pulling him to follow suit, a once beautiful rhythm to falter until you both sat spent and nestled into one another. Percy ghosted his lips around your neck, your shaking hands holding on as you both came down from a marvelous high, sitting a few moments in a relished calm. "I love you so much," he murmured along your jaw, the tickling sensation causing you to giggle, but then his face suddenly twisted up in a grimace as he shifted slightly, coming back to reality as he felt a very disgusting stickiness on his shins and other undesired places. "But if we don't move now, I will vomit on you."

[cosmicmemory]

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 | 𝐌𝐆𝐆

matthew gray gubler x fem! reader

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[g0lden-diety]

KIRISHIMA RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS

❤️🦈❤️

Oml, when I tell you this boy loves you with his entire CHEST

Like you guys could be fighting some villains and he would be scarred tf up with blood and stuff, but if he sees you get scratched up ONE TIME, he’s like:

“OMFG ARE YOU OK?! OMG BABY HOLY SHIT!”

And you’d be like: “yeah I’m fine, just a scratch”

He’d make sure you’re good and he’d just look at the villain that hurt you with sheer rage like: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

The way you guys met was super cliché too

Like y’all met at a gym

He thought you were “super manly” (his words not mine)

He started talking to you and yeah

As you guys talked he grew to love how strong you were, both mentally and physically, and how kind you were to everyone

He noted that you were a big of a tsundere

They way he asked you out was super cute too

He waited for you after school, like usual, but he was standing there with a handful of red roses, his face just as red as the roses

“Y/n I think your super manly, and nice, and cool, and…really attractive, and awesome, and… I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me?”

You said said yes and baby was ECSTATIC

He loves to hold your hand in the hallway and sometimes he randomly kisses your thumb

He constantly make you more determined saying stuff like: “you can do this babe!” “You’re super many honey!”

He LOVES your thighs

He likes squeezing them, laying his head in them, cuddling them, kissing them, telling you how beautiful they are

As a matter of fact, he tells you how beautiful all your imperfections are

“Look, I know you may not like your (insert part that you don’t like) but I absolutely adore it. I think it adds to how beautiful you already are! I think all of what you think is imperfect, is absolutely beautiful.”

IM SOFT HOLLON❤️

His nicknames for you would probably be : babygirl, baby, cutie, honey, cutesy stuff like that

He doesn’t let Bakugou disrespect you, and YOU don’t let him disrespect you

Bakugou respects you a little more than everyone else since your dating his best friend

When he doubts himself, and your there to tell him he’s doing great, and he’s gonna make a great hero just like Crimson Riot (aka his entire Idol) he could’ve just proposed right there

Kirishima LOVES when you wear any shade of red (cliché right?) but it’s just something about red on your brown skin, especially if your in chill mode and you have your braids (if you got any) in a bun with some braids falling down

And when you throw ass in a circle, baby is like “I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY “

He’s so flustered and doesn’t look out of respect, but he’s taken so many mental pictures

He loves when you call him : baby, babe, Red, or manly

He loves when you kiss the scar on his eye, it makes him melt

He loves when you put your head on his chest, when you wrap your arms around his waist and bury your face in his chest

After a stressful day, he will not say shit, he’ll just suffocate by face planting on your thighs until he calmed down or has to breathe

He also loves how flustered you get when he compliments you

“Aww, you getting flustered honey? It looks cute on you.”

“Shut up Red”

All in all, he adores you, and your his greatest inspiration/ motivation

[dylanxmin]

covered in you ∣ J.JK

while your boyfriend having a casual play date with his mates, you decided to go horny.

pairing; jeon jungkook x reader 

genre; smut, porn without plot(bc why not)

rating; m

warnings; teasing, slapping(face;), curse words, biting, light dom/sub tones, dom!jk, sub!reader, handjob, oral(m), cum eating, choking(on dick), drooling, sloppy blowjob, face fucking(:), exhibitionism?, and sorry unedited:(,, 

word count; 3k+

a/n; well, yeah.. im little bit turned on by jungkook and basically throwing my eagerness on here. i have no idea about games but here 7 pages long filth for you, lol. i need to make a whole masterlist for sudden!jk thirst bc i always end up writing sloppy smut out of nowhere lol. so hope y’all gonna love this, and feedbacks always, always appreciated. love y’all ♡

It was silent, beside the rhythmed ticks of the clock, hanging lightly on the wall. An annoying reminder for you how many minutes had passed alone on the couch, staring at the screen that vibrates low voices, loud as humming, but enough to tingle behind your head. Warm brown couch almost captured your body as you were sitting on the same spot for more than two hours now. Figures of the body almost printed flawlessly on the wide cushion. Finger tapping at your chin simultaneously with every beat of the clock. You sit there, completely still, annoyed, and highly bored. Weather is now gleaming dark, lightened by the skinny street light. It was different from the moment you placed yourself on the couch. With that, a groan left your throat, how much time had passed got your dander up as you eyed the black door. Tongue licking the base of your lip, curling it between your teeth to nib. Soft sigh left your nostrils when you decided to wait no more. Now, it was time to put up a show. 

Of course it wasn’t just because you were annoyed, bored or equally got horny out of nowhere. Well, there is always a little chance of it but there is no need to discuss it. 

‘‘No, hyung NO!’’ respectfully discombobulated grunt find you when the hand grabbed the knob of the door. Voice flushing a biten smile at your face, grunt continued, equal a wail. ‘‘Not there of course. ‘M at top. Yeah, yeah, c’mere. I’m waitin’ ’’ cute, desperate whines hurries you further to crush the door right away but with a shaky breath, you let the brisk rousing slip away and turn the knob as humanly as you can. Furious tappings, thin sounds rising, mixing with the boy’s grunts as breaking the silence. 

You taken aback. 

For a full three minutes you stayed still only to watch, observe the familiar movements of the boy, back muscles excrescently visible under the black tee. And yeah, you stared at them in awe. Freakingly heart stopping act of him that he does unintentionally. Though, it did not stop you from having dark, soaked panties. Shaking the head right to the left to gather the senses back nearly helped you as you closed the door. Not forcing yourself to be quiet as under the headphones you knew he won’t hear a thing, still without knowing why, you tiptoed to get him. Biting the beaming smile, you knelt beside his ridiculously priced game chair. Too oblivious to the action going on right beside him, the dark haired boy grunts once again. Adding another drip to your stomach to gather your arousal as he kicked the table lightly, but it was enough for you. Aggressive enough to hitch your breath. 

‘‘I swear to-GOD TAEHYUNG STOP TROLLING THE GAME FOR FUCK SAKE!’’ 

A sharp greed stirring to your spin when the thick vein throbbed visibly on his neck, and stayed there for the good usage of your cravings. Guess seeing your boyfriend furious over a game is a turn on now. You refuse to be the only one who feels that. There must be more freaks like you. Because it was hot. Staying still as you knelt beside him, just a little bit behind of his chair, it was getting hard not to act obviously. As every passing minute increased the charming desperation, you tried to pressure it back with a brush of your legs. Not much, but it worked enough until the inhuman growl decided to leave his throat. Fuck, what was that again. It sounded beautiful, impelling. As you fucking whimpered loud enough for your ears. Nipples brushing the fabric, as they freed from the tight grip of your bra after the first moment you had that nailing urge. They almost irked back, burning hot behind your tee. And the highly focused boy startled with the touch of your fingers touching timidly at his arm. 

‘‘Huh,’’ soft breath mixing under the air, he opened his mouth once, closed, and opened once again but couldn’t utter a voice as focus gathered on the monitor. As angry voice reached you by the headphones, you understood why he couldn’t focus on you. ‘I said boss you fucker-JK what the hell are you doing?’ If you kneeling beside him, darting your eyes on him isn’t enough for him to focus on you, then you would gladly do more. Jimin could suck his own dick as he just ruined the moment you were about to play. Thrill spilling inside, you licked your lips. It sounded like a challenge. 

And you accepted. 

You giggled at yourself after passing over by his legs to curl into the space left behind his legs. Rather than expected, below the desk wasn’t that suffocating as you thought. Lighted fairly, air semi-fresh, you could hang in here. Well, hornyness weighed more than a good space to stay. It caused no harm, too. 

When you looked up after the restless shift of your boyfriend, you witnessed the firm head shake. Even though you love to play the oblivious, you knew what it meant. It was ‘no’, a severe one. 

Yet, it was a little too late for that. 

You already take this as a challenge and you had no intention to stop now. And by tearing his eyes away from you to land it on the monitor did not help you. Only increased the silly jealousy as you leaned a bit to lift his tee. Tail of the black fabric welcomed the fingers who’s about to pat the tanned skin, light as much, soft as much as they could. Right after fingertips meeting with his muscled stomach, they tighten, scoff blurting out of him as a reflex. Too bad that he can’t do anything about making you stop, as that would mean they could and probably would lose the game and they all will blame him. And Jungkook, never, ever lost a game. Or caused a lost. Also too bad for him as you knew him too deep. 

‘JK come to the mid.’ as the request didn’t get the expected return, the same voice echoed once again. Angry this time. ‘Kook you on?’

It took a minute for him to heal himself from the teasing touch you gifted. Darkness lightened by the blue, pink, and shade of the soft yellow, falls onto his face. His façade edged even more with the shades contouring his features, he looked god ish. Knot appeared between his brows after feeling the nails digging, tracing a track down until they reached to his crotch. Dick stayed half hard. Giggling you eyed him, caring his stomach until his muscles eased back. Contrary to the curses you heard through his headphone, you leaned till the tip of your nose brushed his velvety skin on the stomach. Choked breath coming out of him as you started to put soft, caring kisses all the way above the head of his sport short. From left to right, you kissed, wetted with each lick you gave as he tightened his muscles on the thighs. 

‘‘F-fuck,’’ he hushed out, too afraid to be heared by his friends because how the hell he could explain this. Exactly, he couldn’t. Murmuring satisfiedly, tongue trailed all the way up, stopped licking when you reached below the belly-button of him. Rather choose to circle your tongue around it, carefully slow. As no one needed to rush anything. 

‘You yelled at me but who is trolling NOW JUNGKOOK!’ 

You had to cover your mouth to prevent your laugh from going out. It was semi funny and semi exciting as the idea of your friends understanding what you were doing and how much you were affecting him. It was harmless to fantasies, but you had no idea how you would feel if it turned real. Still, it was rousing. 

‘‘FUCK. O-okay, okay.’’ the captured boy hissed out, fighting with the urge to kick you aside. Both because he didn’t know how you would react, and also, it was feeling good. Your fingers, tongue, lips felt amazing. Warm against his skin. So he didn't intend to lose it so quickly. ‘‘ ‘M just a bit confused. M okay, let’s get it.’’ 

Yeah, let’s get it. 

Fingers digging in theirs and yours one of the favorite spots of him after his doe looking eyes, and easily scrunched nose. His thighs. Thick, built, smooth thighs that you adored so damn much. Hiking up the cloth up, you resist the need of biting them down. Slowed circles were much better at first, and he was already tensed as one of his knees smacked high only to meet with the hardwood. It’s play time so you could take as much as time you want. Plus, he was kinda tied down by the chair so you could use this for the good usage. 

‘‘Ah. Nuh, no, not him hyung. FUCK!’’ Jungkook’s guttural cry left his lungs as the soft circles left their place to wet kisses, and then a harsh bite right on his inner thigh. Hard enough to leave a mark, but light, too, as the mark almost disappeared right away. Sloppy, wet licks tried to heal the bruise immediately, as you worked on him. His moans hit the very needy spot, made you clench around nothing to drip even more. Poor core pulsed, pulsed, pulsed until you couldn’t take more and spilled out a weak mewl. It reflected all the desperation you had, and the gamer couldn’t control his mouth before spitting a brutal slut right at your direction. Nails digging deeper on his thighs, you like the way how that word rolled out from his plushed lips. Attacking right into your spine. Yes, yes, yes, yes, was all you could think. You were a slut, indeed. But, of course, his teammates had no idea about what was going on here, as an offended shriek filled the room right after what Jungkook said. 

‘DID YOU JUST CALLED ME A SLUT?’ you could recognize Jimin’s extra thickened voice, and you giggled while putting now less soft kisses all over his thigh. ‘JUNGKOOK SPEAK. NOW’ and you bite his flesh once again, right when he was about to answer the man on the line. 

‘‘N-Ahhhh! No, no.’’ his fingers curled around your hair immediately, out of conscious. He locked his gaze on you after tilting your head a little back. Expression hardened, his jaw twitched. ‘‘I was talking with the slut that almost killed me.’’ you sobbed as the wave of hunger hit you on the right spot, after his hand left you with a semi slap on your cheek. It wasn’t enough, it didn’t even blushed the skin but you choked anyway. More, more, more of that slap is all you need at the moment. You knew that for sure. 

And you will earn those by the work of your mouth, tongue, and palm. As much as help you can get to reach the euphoria you want at the heat of the moment. 

To soothe the now reddened flesh inside of his thigh, you licked once, twice and once again. Every touch of the warm, wet muscle earned another squirm by the boy who tried very hard to focus on the game. Though, it was obvious that he was failing because voices rising from the headphones gave the clue of how he sucked at keeping a clear game. No lie, you like the effect you had on him. Has him hissing with a jerk of his knee, brought claps to the back of your head. Like you just win a prize. 

It seemed a bit like that. 

‘‘No.’’ Jungkook pleaded, eyes not on you but the shake of his head was, indeed, for you. As your fingertips hooked under the waistband of his short, cold tips of your fingers startled him as he was burning, flesh blooming hot. To his dismay, you felt a little rebellious today. Ready to take the risk of getting the kick, as you shoved his short down, forcefully. His clothed parts unfolded slowly. However, the kick never landed, the only reaction was him holding his ass a bit high to help you on making him naked. Muscles straining, his shaft meets with air. Hanging above his legs, all the stimulation had him angry red. Precum glistening on the tip, ready to spill all over his thighs, on the chair. 

You gulped. ‘‘Fuck,’’ now it was your turn to curse, as his dick never failed to surprise you. While waiting hard, thick, and crimson. Mouth watering view went straight to your core to poke the arousal now begin to drip. Wetting your lips to match them with your mouth and his tip, meager grab of your palm meets with his dick. It has Jungkook cursing more, an aggressive fist dropped on the wooden desk. He thrusts once out of habit, but immediately stays still. The boy’s face blooming scarlet, it was enough for you to gather your courage to dive in. As his body was craving you without any doubt. 

‘‘Mid-ahhh!’’ 

Full fist squeezed around the base of his shaft has the gamer crying out loud. It made your breath hitch. Jungkook speechless. Loaded dire placed on your stomach, yet it wasn’t unpleasant. Rather, hair stands on the edge, chest writhe in need. It was too pleasant. Too dreamy. A gasping view. 

But you couldn’t hold back, and leaned in. Wet tongue touches the base of his head, you blow air after moistening the place good. It could have been twitched without your tight firm, rather, he moaned. Then freezed. Momentarily joy died in his stomach as he remembered his friends were on the other side of the line. Eyes shut tight, he waited for them to yell or accuse him for something unmistakably obvious. You giggled at his fear, as he opened one eye below the furrowed brows. Carefully as afraid to make a sudden move. Unlike his terror, nothing happens. The other two boys continue to play without saying anything, but Jungkook finds it suspicious. Even though he was relieved. 

Not for so long though, as now the tongue starts to circle around the head of his cock. Small whimpers held back by him but you were bolder to spill them. Feeling hot, heavy between your lips, you like to suck him so much. Maybe too much as Jungkook pushed his hips high. So you continued, now almost half of him in your mouth. It was hard for you to take him at once, as the boy had the biggest one you ever laid on eye. Thick, also. Palm isn’t enough to cover him fully, when you dared. So you take your time while his nostrils breathe heavily. Precum becomes one with the salvia around his cock, you whined happily at the taste. It was always pleasant. Always tasty. 

Nails digging in the naked skin, you bobbed your head down. Throat stretching well around his stabbing tip. But you had no mercy on yourself or shame while diving deeper. Tip of your nose almost touches his pubes, a strangled hum broke out by the throat. And it has his dick twitch deep down in your throat. Which another broken moan rises from you as he was equally horny as much as you. Fingers ached to find your pulsing clit, but you stopped yourself before even daring as this was about him. And only him. Rather than touching your pussy, you grabbed his waist. Shape of his body always turned you on, same as now. You mewled while moving after adjusting your breath. 

Jungkook bites down his lips, too afraid to make another voice, challenge his change. Instead, he grabbed tight his mouse, almost crashing it. Ball of longing crawling onto his chest, stomach, all over his body while you keep the work of your mouth, tongue so good. It was stirring, heart stopping for both of you. Every swirl of your tongue, every hollow move of your cheeks drive him closer. Little by little, he felt the nudging delight getting closer and closer. And if you could, you would come undone, too, as the whole thing was too affecting. 

‘‘Stay.’’ hand grabbing the back of your head, you freezed cock so deep in your throat. As the command was too sudden, a slap found your stretched cheek after you swallowed out of habit. 

‘‘Hnngg,’’ you protest but do not dare to move, knowing it would be fatal. For you and the poor throat. Tongue waiting below his dick, feeling the pulse of his thick vein, you stayed there. Even though you practised many times breathing from your nose while mouth full, after long minutes, it was getting slightly disturbing. Not uncomfortable but unachievable for you. Butterflies burning one by one from the fire rising by your chest, you wait one, two, three minutes more until Jungkook shifts his hips. Only to choke you even more with his cock, rough beg of a moan stealing by your lungs, you wrenched under his hold. 

Hands finding the support by his waist, you let him move his dick in your throat. Not that you had much of a choice. Muffled noises leaving your chest, his thrust was hard enough to try your gag reflex. 

Eyes getting teary, you were drooling even more every time your nose hit his stomach. Wet sounds gurgled with every pressure of his cock, tears now mixed by tears on your chin. Creating a pool on his thighs and the dark leather. But you never tried to go back, stayed there like a good girl he wanted, let him use you face for a quick fuck. It was satisfying for both of you. 

His abs clenched, unclench as a warning. He was about to cum, and it had you whine even louder. You wanted to taste him, gulp down everything he gifts you, and lick him clean. Strong, hot hunger raised with every push as you were going to eat his cum like your last meal. Because it tasted like that. Delicious, salty, and warm all around your tongue, teeth. You clenched around nothing once again and held your position as Jungkook started to cum with a heavy groan. 

‘‘Fuck, fuck, FUCK!’’ no one mattered, as he was bursting white deep down on your hot, drooling throat. Thrill clouded his mind as he moaned loud, hard, and obvious while spurting, adding a new color to your throat. 

Jungkook continued to cum, dripping thick and hot. And you swallowed every one of them, eagerly, messily. Slurping, licking him clean when he dropped by his high. When every inch of his dick gleamed glossy, and cleared from his cum, you were satisfied when taken you head back after his big grip let you. You smiled ear to ear as the tired bliss beamed his face. It never stopped being fluttering when he looked so proud of you. Heavy breaths of yours cut harshly when headphones almost vibrate with the intense scream. 

‘IF YOU DONE FUCKING GOD KNOWS WHERE OF Y/N, CAN YOU FUCKING GO BACK TO THE GAME, YOU FUCKING FUCK!’ 

Jimin’s voice had you two freeze, but after Teahyung started to laugh loud, almost wheezing, Jungkook and you joined him. But Jimin didn’t. As they were losing the game. And he was competitive as much as Jungkook. But right now, your boyfriend had something distracting. So he chuckled before landing an eye on you and smirked. 

‘‘Sorry, but I need to reward my girl.’’ he cocked a brow, hand moving to close the game. ‘‘As you all heard, she did a pretty good job. Right, baby?’’ 

Between Taehyung’s laughs and Jimin’s curses, your heart fluttered at the praise. It was all you needed, all you wanted from him. You watched him carefully while he put his headphones on the desk, corner of the lip curling high. A finger pointed at you, you wait for his word. 

‘‘Now, be a good girl, and turn your ass over here.’’ you cooed at his demand, wiggled your ass and presented him. Panties already soaked, you were needy as always. And he was feeding you good with his filthy words. ‘‘I’m gonna fuck you so good, so hard that you will afraid even to knock my door again when I’m playing.’’ 

With a harsh smack landing on your cheek, you were sure of that. ‘‘Yes, please.’’ 

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