#like seeing the dates i added the songs too 💀 damn

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pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing, just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

yourusername

❤ liked by starmanblack, cissy_blck, r.a.black and 804,337 others

yourusername mirror's dirty but i felt pretty

7,164 comments

starmanblack damn smash

yourusername thirsty mf

starmanblack you're not wrong

cissy_blck i promise i'm cooler than your boyfriend

luciusssy i love you too bae

cissy_blck 🥰

bartyyy can you sign my house?

yourusername i'll see what i can do

lily_evans UMMMMMM MOTHER?

mmmckinnon mommy.

prongsyboy mama?

starmanblack PRONGS

user128836 i don't know the colour of anything

user702655 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND????

user358991 sirius said smash and i agree

user073823 the only man we trust

user662627 i'm gonna clown so hard but why did half of sirius family like this post?

user491175 i almost sent a thirst tweet

starmanblack

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starmanblack boyfriend vibes 😩

6,897 comments

yourusername very real

starmanblack i'm flattered

yourusername you better be

yourusername you still smell like horse tho

starmanblack go away

prongsyboy did you tell him i said hi?

starmanblack i got you his autograph

mmmckinnon you didn't even tag the photographer smh

starmanblack why are you offended in the name of the photographer?

mmmckinnon i'm just defending my wifey

casmeadowes i wasn't there???

user075764 DATE ME

user246766 you single?

user113388 he's dating y/n l/n

user300722 i volunteer to take your bf photos 🤚

user943534 CONFIRM THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING

user855465 y/n has a boyfriend and you just put boyfriend in the caption so i'll live in delusion from now on

user464646 i wanna be a horse

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yourusername

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yourusername london, i'm speechless. i had the most amazing time with all of you last night and i can't wait to perform for you again 💞 hearing you guys sing your hearts out with me was truly magical, thank you sooo much and i love love love every single one of you 💕 also! a special thanks that friend group from the first row who gave me a bunch of plushies, my heart is extra happy 😚

tagged ev.rosier

8,677 comments

starmanblack i was there, i can confirm

yourusername I COULDN'T SEE YOU IN THE CROWD AT FIRST AND I GOT SO SAD

starmanblack lol i love you sm

starmanblack my guitar fits your aesthetic nicely

yourusername i know right?!? me and her were meant to be

marymacdonald when i say best concert of my life i mean it

yourusername i don't deserve you

bartyyy first row seats hmghnhm 😩

yourusername perks of dating the photographer

ev.rosier you're welcome bartemius

user201010 i cried ugly tears

user927161 i formally apologise to the people who were near me 💀

user472738 ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS??? THEY'RE DEFO DATING

user928312 YOU PLAYED MY FAVOURITE SONG AND I WASN'T THERE 😭😭😭

user446286 one of those plushies was from meeeee

user018381 lost my voice but it feels so right

starmanblack

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starmanblack ok.

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yourusername he loves you

starmanblack he bit my converse

yourusername it was an act of love

starmanblack AND HE STOLE ONE OF MY DOCS

yourusername IT. WAS. AN. ACT. OF. LOVE.

yourusername bet you deserved that

starmanblack you were just saying he loves me?

yourusername was i though?

vance_emm what in the gaslighting hell is going on above me?

r.a.black wdym? i'm loving it

user242539 i've yet to see a normal picture of this little guy

user301453 THE BICKERING LMAOOO

user463646 HELP HE'S VIOLATING YOU

user857433 he's in his reputation era

user302770 THIS DOG PLS

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celeb_gossip

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celeb_gossip a scandal is on its way! 👀 there's been word on the street that sirius black and y/n l/n have had a little something going on since the beginning of the year, and we are almost certain that this isn't just another case of senseless rumours. 🙈 other than constantly interacting with one another on social media, the two have been pictured entering l/n's apartment after what seemed like a romantic night out. 😌 several sources can prove that the couple has been caught in ways that scream everything BUT platonic, and we deem them quite credible. 😉 but in the light of all of this, the two singers haven't said anything. what do you think? 🤔 are they secretly together? 🤭 or are they secretly laughing at all of us? 😶 leave your opinion in the comments! 😘

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user438185 oH

user019570 EVERYBODY STAY CALM

user837999 i hope they sue you lol

user262626 they're defo laughing at us

user823715 THE POWER THESE TWO WOULD HOLD AS A COUPLE

user192072 LMAO THEY'D BREAK THE INTERNET IF THEY CONFIRMED IT

user137753 get a life wtf

user020191 pretty sure they're together

user647275 this is out of line

user244411 nah cause paps should be illegal

user302906 I NEED THEM TO SAY SOMETHING I'M LITERALLY FREAKING OUT

user522727 dunno but i want whatever they have going on

yourusername

❤ liked by bellatrixieb, cissy_blck, r.a.black and 855,006 others

yourusername tea pages are saying that i'm dating this weirdo 🤪

tagged starmanblack

10,675 comments

starmanblack people just love being funny

yourusername making me shed tears

starmanblack you could have found a better picture at least 🙄

yourusername fym? this is top tier stuff

starmanblack you're not getting your shades back

yourusername funny 🤣 i'll steal them back today 😐

vance_emm yeah and i'm a hamster

marymacdonald you kind of look like one though 🥺

mmmckinnon LMAOOOOO

starmanblack not you talking

mmmckinnon lmaoing ≠ talking

user283800 guess this confirms it ☹

user916373 WHY DO REG AND SIRIUS' COUSINS KEEP LIKING ALL YOUR POSTS THIS MAKES ME CONFUSEDDDD

user758234 does this mean you're free to date me?

user424116 YOU'RE TROLLING US

user021725 double meaning? (pls say sike i'm desperate)

user024477 calling sirius up rn

user555641 GUYS THERE'S STILL HOPE MAYBE THEY'RE JOKING AROUND

user828295 okay but does it actually matter 💀

starmanblack

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starmanblack feeding the paps

11,994 comments

yourusername bet they're still starving

starmanblack we should make out and post it

yourusername twitter will go CRAZYYY

yourusername we look dead tho

starmanblack i reckon it's the cheap wine

yourusername you calling me poor?

starmanblack 😇

prongsyboy i still don't get how or why you had my glasses

starmanblack aesthetic purposes

xeno_lovegood that's cute 🤩

starmanblack facts ong fr fr

cissy_blck reggie's sil

bellatrixieb i'm so jealous

user472721 I WANT

user882923 I CAN'T DECIDE WHO THE LUCKY ONE IS

user382541 NAUR STOP MESSING WITH US

user773724 WHATTGEDHQUXJQDJJQSJJW

user482972 OH MY GOD?????????

user362613 narcissa's comments making me all hopeful

user924474 I'M SO STRESSED

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[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername Y solo mírame con esos ojitos lindos 🥺 missing my hubby.

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yourbestiename Not the bad bunny song

yourusername 😭 my husband has beautiful eyes so yes, yes to ojitos lindos

jackharlow I miss you Wifey 🥺❤️

druski2funnny Damn two years married and y’all still very much in love

yourusername What you thought we would get a divorce after a month?

druski2funnny No, after a week

yourusername I HATE YOU

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jackharlow My favorite cowgirl 🤠 my wife 😍

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yourusername I better be your favorite EVERYTHING 💅🏼 lmao jk 🙈🙊 te extraño 😞

jackharlow You know you are so stop playing. I miss you too, only a month to go.

yourusername I can’t wait 😜

lilnasx My favorite cowgirl too 🤤

jackharlow STAY AWAY!!!!!

lilnasx So funny that you feel threatened, as you should tho

dojacat 😍😍 I love her

yourusername I LOVE YOU!!!!! 😭🫶🏻

urbanwyatt 📸 ????? Credits to whooo

yourusername Youuu 🙊🙈 the best there is.

urbanwyatt & don’t you forget it.

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jackharlow Reunited with my wife for 24hrs 😍💕

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yourusername 🥰🥰🥰

urbanwyatt Tell them how the second picture is when I walked in on you two when you were about to have sex

yourusername You just did lmaooo

jackharlow 💀

claybornharlow My fav sister n law ever!!!!!

yourusername Ummm does he have more than one girl? Because you made it seem like he has multiple 🤔

claybornharlow What? Noo, just that you’re hands down the best he ever dated

jackharlow Not making things better 😭🙄

yourusername LMAAAOOOO

yourbestiename 😍😍 I love y’all

champagnepapi Oh to be young and in love

yourusername I LOVE YOUUU DRAKEY POOH

yourbestiename NO I LOVE YOU MORE DRAKEYYYY

champagnepapi Ladies, we agreed, no flirting where your men can see

jackharlow WTF *BLOCKED*

urbanwyatt Yall play too much

druski2funnny & for once this had nothing to do with me 😂💀

yourbestiename Bunch of haters, can’t even leave us alone with Drizzy 😢 @ druski2funnny no I think this is still your fault

druski2funnny You’re probably right 😂

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[nattinatalia]

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jackharlow Booked and busy 🤞🏼 VMA’s this Sunday, y’all ready??

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yourusername Superstar ⭐️

yourusername Oh we’re ready!!!!

yourusername Beyond proud of you bubs.

yourusername But please keep the dad jokes at home 😂

jackharlow My jokes are the best what you talking about.

druski2funnny They really not bro

jackharlow My daughter laughs at them so they’re funny.

druski2funnny Are you sure she’s not just laughing at you?

jackharlow Babe, you tell me they’re funny all the time.

yourusername I love you.

druski2funnny Na say that shit with your chest. Tell him his jokes suck.

jackharlow Yall are mean today

yourusername 😬 I’m sorry bubs, you’ll be amazing 🙏🏻🫶🏻

druski2funnny Backing out from your statement y/n not cool.

yourusername 🤫

jackharlow BAAAABE!!!!!! 😩😤

llcoolj I got you with the jokes Sunday 😂

yourusername YES THANK YOU!!!!

jackharlow Idk why you acting like I don’t make yo ass laugh. Out here being fake 😩

yourusername 😱 Lmao stop

druski2funnny DRAAG HER, you’re funny idk what she’s talking about. Damn y/n why you gotta do our boy like that?

yourusername You know what, you’re about to loose The Godfather card for next baby, you always instigating 😭

druski2funnny JACK YOURE NOT FUNNY LEAVE THE JOKES TO SOMEONE ELSE

jackharlow See I know you both are lying because I’ve caught y/n watching YouTube videos of me being funny and she’s always laughing.

yourusername 🙈

jackharlow Baby admit that Im funny and my jokes are funny

yourusername 😂😂😂😂

jackharlow Y/n!!!!!!!

yourusername Ok you’re awkwardly funny. But like not in a bad way. ❤️❤️❤️

jackharlow 🙄 I’ll take it I guess.

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yourusername Can’t stop, won’t stop! 💣 coming 🔜

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ynupdates 😱

jackharlow Hustler

urbanwyatt 🔥

jquiles Una bomba esto 🔥

jackharlow Surprises after surprises, proud of you mama ❤️

yourusername Love you 😛😘

y/n/harlow Every collab you do its always with the top guys. You always kill it 👏🏻 do something with Jack please

yourusername Superstar doesn’t have time for little me 😉

jackharlow Quit playing! 🙄

jackharlow What she needs to do is drop the two track she wrote about me when we first started dating.

yourusername 🤫 That’s only for us

yourbestiename Bitch if you don’t send me those songs right now I’m going to fuck you up, why am I barely finding out you wrote songs about him???

yourusername Because they were meant to be only for my ears and no one else.

jackharlow RELEASE THEM!!!

yourusername NO

druski2funnny Are they about how he was a fuckboy?

jackharlow 🙄

yourusername Lmao no

yourbestiename Tell me. Text me.

urbanwyatt I want to know too.

yourusername Nosy asses

jackharlow For what I understand, one of them was diss track to she who cannot be named 🤐

yourbestiename BITCH! DROP THAT SHIT NOW!!!!!

urbanwyatt Ohhh 😮 pls release that song.

druski2funnny Yooo i want to listen to that shit even though I won’t understand 😂💀

yourbestiename Whats the other one?

jackharlow Tell em wife 😉 😁

yourusername Who’s being annoying now? 🤦🏻‍♀️ you tell them since we’re revealing our secrets.

druski2funnny Hey we’re family, there’s no secrets between us.

yourusername LMAO

jackharlow Know how she played hard to get? Well little miss hard to get wrote a song about how she’s wondering who I’ve been with and that her head is a mess just thinking about our nights together.

urbanwyatt Y/N 😂

ynupdates JACK IF YOU DONT RELEASE THOSE TWO SONGS FOR US!!!!!

yourbestiename Seriously you need to let me listen to them. I want to listen how you went in on little ex and how you were thinking about dude who wasn’t even on your mind back then.

jackharlow Dude is now her husband, thank you very much 🫡

hisexname 🥱🥱🥱

druski2funnny HELL NO RELEASE THAT SHIT NOW

urbanwyatt Oh shit 😲

yourbestiename BITCH FUCK OUT OF HERE. Y/n please

yourusername Lmao nooo.

jackharlow I got y’all just wait…….

yourusername They better be waiting sitting down because those are not being heard anywhere.

jackharlow Just remember you love me, I’m your husband and the father of your children.

urbanwyatt If y’all pray, pray for him pls