#like sir. why are you at a school

[reefs-camp-blog]

percy ends up in the principals office, as he does, and he thinks hes gonna be expelled again

until the principal says who he calls. most of the time its sally, if she cant be reached its paul (who usually just talks on the phone since he cant leave his job). this time. this time is different

because when sally is called, the principal says ‘i called your mother’, when paul is called, ‘i called your step-father’

the principal said neither of those things

‘i called your father. he will be here shortly.’

father. not step-father, just. father.

‘do you, do you mean my step-dad, paul-?’

‘no. you’re biological father. the one named after the greek god.’

percy had been in two wars. his father, clearly pissed off barging into the principals room 7 minutes later was something more traumatizing and horrific than both wars combined.

luckily, poseidon was mad at the principal. and made him cry. within 4 minutes. and managed to get percy only suspended for two weeks.

(poseidon did bring him on a shopping spree so it wasnt that bad (he got stuff for his mom and a few campers too ofc))

as they were leaving, it was clear that people were watching. several had their phones out recording. percy figured they were recording poseidon.

it was only a day later when percy realized. they were high schoolers. horny high schoolers. and a lot of them had 1. the ability to make edits and 2. a love for middle aged men.

[cry-ptidd]

Free time in the city 🌆

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

For David Tennant’s next role, he’s embodying a closeted preteen testing the gay waters with fuck ugly corporate-approved K-Mart hoodies

[lordartsy]

A belated merry Christmas, and happy holidays 🦊

[adustoflove]

Growing up in a house where everything is an argument will really make you feel like everything is an argument

[guesst]

sometimes i think about sullivan and how his n iruma’s relationship progresses and what made him choose iruma. i mean it was probably something to do with delkira that made him pick iruma up but i also think about that comment he makes early on in the series, that the others in the 3 greats have grandkids and he doesnt and how hed love to have a grandkid. and how he sends iruma to babyls partly because thats what a proper caretaker is meant to do. and how at the beginning maybe hes playacting and thinking yes this is the boy i have brought over for unspecified reasons, My Grandson, and i am the Grandfather (yay!) but its only later on that The Grandson becomes Iruma Suzuki first and then Sullivan’s Grandson second. and then i get happy about it

[mimiri22-6]

*Shakes the final episode of Villainous in the hopes of more*

YOU CAN'T STOP THERE! YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP THERE PLESSE! IVR BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BITS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT fLUG FOR YEARRRS!!! AND YOU GIVE ME THESE SCRAPS AND SCAMPER OFF?! PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE, WHERE'S THE REST OF ITTTT WAHAAAA😭

[wubbybubbly]

despite its notoriety online, my sister and I decided to start watching my hero academia because we were bored. we were not fucking prepared for the “best jeanist” reveal. that shit gobsmacked us. I literally started cry-laughing for ten minutes. like, I was completely hysterical. WHAT THE HELL IS A BEST JEANIST? the “best” implies that there are more jeanists out there. what makes him the best one? who are the other jeanists? and is there such a thing as a WORST jeanist?

[fluffypotatey]

My fellow zillennial. It's come to my attention that Gen Alpha is apparently making aesthetic tiktoks romanticizing 2020, like they want to be a teenager during that time??? Like no? You don't? I can't even begin to start breaking down how bad that year was in every category. McDonalds apparently now has "standards" yet another rubbish thing to add to the "college degrees make you overqualified with zero experience sorry you can't get this entry job" bucket. And Lunchables news reporters are like 30 years too late to be writing an expose on the toxic levels of metal in that.

people were dying????? we were in a state of panic and isolation???? schools were struggling with the switch to online only classes????

do we all remember the BLM protests and the tips on how to keep your face hidden and how to stay safe from getting maced???? do we remember the pushback against it??? calling on botched stats???

do we even remember the fucking US election???? how heated it got???? how much distrust republicans tried to seed into mail-in ballots?????

and then literally January of 2021, the US legislative house gets stormed in, Texas has a freeze so bad our gridlock shuts down and PEOPLE DIED FROM THE COLD WHILE EVERYONE ELSE MOCKED US FOR FREEZING!!!

2020 was not a good year. it is the furthest from a a good year, but it sure as hell emphasized a motley of issues the world had going on (tho i’m more versed in the US issues bc i live there)

[creatorblaze]

Hello and welcome to "I am very uncomfortable with the energy this man creates in the studio"

(Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun spoilers under the cut)

(that one also has a colored version in the manga . Its not better.)

Kirio would be a fun antagonist if it wasn't for the fact that NONE OF THIS IS NECESSARY SIR.

There's more but my manga thing isn't loading well & I'm impatient

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA but i also REALLY want it to happen so. i will keep reading as usual

[cerealbishh]

"Henry cares for Faran. The Liars normally have to be the ones caring for others. It just makes me melt!" - Zaria on Twitter about Henry(x)

[gorillaxyz]

i love my american history teacher 🥰 he is nice to me and i impress him rvery lesson with my knowledge and how i apply it... he thinks im cool. i am awesome

[soft-girl-musings]

"i'm only a call or text away" sir i am looking at our history and there are 5 unanswered questions i've sent you

[marymycete]

I think far too often about the two interactions we see with rose outside of the realm of consciousness ; a member of the hound wolf squad and an agent of the BSAA and how vastly different their treatment of her is

[eddiemunson-reader-shame]

I don’t know if y’all are ready for chapter three of my Eddie x Hispanic!Fem!Reader degeneracy because I know why you’re reading, you know why you’re reading, and chapter three is going to be me throwing your ass into the back of his van even though you’ve known him maybe twenty minutes at that point because I don’t think you understand how handsy and needy metalheads are. They are down to get their freak on any time any place and it’s spectacular.