#like tbh go fuck urself

[lesbienneanarchiste]

I think it should be illegal to use gluten bc maybe if people actually worked with gluten free shit they would make better recipes 😡😒

[jade-len]

luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years

i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start

[softmeetscreatureplz]

I need more tired bear posts.

[jrueships]

Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them

[piplupod]

mother: "theres this great job where you'd be on-call to come in!"

me: "ahhh i don't really want to be on-call, that would stress me out a lot because I'd always be on edge,,"

mother: "no you wouldn't, you could make it your thing!"

me: "...my thing?"

mother: "being on call! it'd be great! :)"

me: "i would probably be crying like... a lot ahaha. because I would always be on edge never knowing when to expect having to go into work, yknow?"

mother: "nooo, you could just make it a thing!"

me: "sorry, what do you mean by thing?"

AND I NEVER FOUND OUT !!

[2024skin]

Thinking about the gay Mormon kid I met in middle school and how all the other Mormons were convinced he was gay-faking and actually straight

[britneyshakespeare]

The shy bachelor Godwin thought that Mary Robinson was not only intelligent and "Rational," but also incomparably beautiful. His daughter Mary Shelley recorded that "Among his acquaintances were several women, to whose society he was exceedingly partial, and who were all distinguished for personal attractions and talents. Among them may be mentioned the celebrated Mary Robinson, whom to the end of his life he considered as the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, but though he admired her so greatly, their acquaintance scarcely attained intimate friendship."

Perdita: The Literary, Theatrical, and Scandalous Life of Mary Robinson (2004) by Paula Byrne, page 322, contained in the beginning of Chapter 22: Radical

[dandyshucks]

I think this is another case of b&w thinking actually fbfjdkdl I think it's probably worth talking about but ALSO I am being a little insane abt it because I keep getting so agitated stressing myself out abt it that Kam's (another system part) pulled me out of front like twice today for it and oh no not again lads dbfjdmkl

[the-best-bagel]

ok final verdict tiger and bunny 2 is really good and a huge improvement on the og HOWEVER. lunatic's ending was bizzare rushed depressing and went against everything his arc was pointing to. like it felt like some hayes code contrived bullshit

[maidofmetal]

sometimes the suicidal rage gets turned on itself n i have to prove that i can live to fuck over ever psych and doctor who has tried to kill me

[luxraydyne]

pop quiz what breed of childhood trauma borne neuroticism is it called when being condescended to on just the most neutral, limpid, nothing thoughts you express like you’re a little silly child, or “out of your depth”, or woefully misinformed, or just speaking on something you shouldn’t cause fuckin hell you’re doing it *wrong*, and with the most plainly obvious remark too, makes you want to chew on your own arm until you reach bone marrow

[thatfaerieprincess]

Hey I saw you’ve been watching c3 and I just started watching it and had a question if that’s ok. I’m only like 1 hour into the first episode and it seems like there might be spoilers for c1/c2 in it and Reddit isn’t all that helpful. Idk if you’ve watched the first 2 but should I watch 1 and 2 first or just keep going with 3?

Hey!! I’ve watched C2 but not C1! There are indeed many world things in 3 that overlap with 1 and 2, but they’re explained and unfold as if they were new info, so you don’t NEED to watch the others to fully understand and enjoy C3! I think there are a lot of ppl currently watching 3 that haven’t seen the others, so you’re def not alone!

There’s some little things in C3 that I personally find more enjoyable having watched C2 (and my friends who have seen C1 have things similarly) but they’re totally not necessary to understanding or enjoying! I’d say if you’re liking C3 just keep watching it!! Each campaign is different characters and different times, so while the world lore overlaps and some events play out on grand scales over time, each campaign is it’s own individual story!! Though if you’re trying to avoid ANY spoilers for 1 and 2, there are some little things that get mentioned but not like gone into detail about. Most of it is either works things that get introduced as if they’re new concepts, or easter egg nods back to the previous campaigns.

Anyway sorry this rambled but I hope it helped a little!! Feel free to DM me if you wanna chat more specifically abt it!

[zbdjjsjwjajba]

saw the topic come back up but the insane ppl that sent gege death threats over a character being killed r so fucking embarrassing

[skyeateyourdonuts]

i love finding a youtube video about a topic i know nothing of and watching the video to hear about someone who discovered smth, did some research, and decided to compile what they had to tell an audience about it. thats so fun!! tell me what u learned and i will have a head start in learning about it before i do my own research <3

... what i Dont love about watching these videos is scrolling through the comments to see shit like "u didnt mention..." wherein the video maker certainly Did mention u just wanted to correct them OR "well ur wrong about all of this bc My life was..." followed by "this was more enlightening than the whole video" even tho the og commenter talked about smth completely unrelated.

idk why this happens on smaller content creators or esp smaller female-presenting content creators but it has Got to stop. just bc they dont "rank" the topic (yes im talking to u plainlydifficult 😡) theyre "educating" (i use this lightly) the audience about does not mean theyre not a person and it def doesnt mean theyre someone u should just click on to stomp on. id also go as far to say lots of smaller content creators who do historical or scientific topics do better at showing their resources and the facts as is than bigger accounts on yt that claim to be historically or scientifically accurate.

okay im rlly mad about this. stop shitting on people who actually put work and effort into topics and concepts theyre intrigued by and interested in and thus wanna share what they found in a neatly compiled video. watch ur non sourced videos about serious topics somewhere else

[bolt-x0]

Maybe you're a zoophile lmao

I’m assuming you’re talking about the post where I was saying I’m infatuated with people who have dog like traits but I meant like

The character type (ex; the ‘golden retriever’ boyfriend character)

Did

Did you think I meant like

I want someone who barks and eats kibble

Please don’t tell me you thought that

Like, they are interesting people?

Also I’m aroace so I have no desire to date or fuck anything in the first place so uh yeah?

[rowarn]

wet&messy, afab!reader, no prns, just my brain worms dancing as usual, simon is obsessed with ur pleasure bc i SAID so, idk what this is its not normal grinding but.....just a lil treat from the depths of my brain <3

soft devoted simon who is addicted to your pleasure. everything he does is to get u off. he literally thinks about making u cum while he eats sleeps and dreams. its his hobby tbh

he loves loves loves slow, deep, sloppy sex. he loves having you spread and pinned beneath him — he's so much bigger than u so he can manhandle u and move you however he pleases bc he knows exactly what u need before u even know urself.

in particular, his favorite thing to do is have u pinned open your knees against his ribs and his body draped over yours. either holding himself up by his elbow above your head or his arms on either side of your head. he's got his knees slid underneath your thighs, making sure his hips are flush against yours.

you can't even break eye contact, he wont let you. all you can do is whine and squeal as he makes you take it nice and deep. his body covers yours; his scenes overwhelms you his body heat makes you sweat from just how warm the man is.

then he starts with the grinding — the slow, deep grinding of his hips that makes his cock stir inside you. there's gooey, sticky wet noises from between your thighs when he does it. he makes sure he slides over your clit in this position too.

you can't do anything but twitch and drool as he does it. and he'll do it until you cum all over him he doesn't care how long it takes.

sometimes he milks multiple orgasms out of you this way. it practically melts your brain with how he touches every single sweet little spot inside of you without ever thrusting — just that godforsaken grinding.

you don't know what to do with yourself. he's so deep. you're so wet. it's messy and loud. you scramble to hold whatever part of him you can; scratch his back, tug his hair, slap the bed beneath you. doesn't matter because you won't be getting out from under him or getting a chance to breathe until you cum.

and god, he's so deep. he's so fucking deep!

you're creaming all over him, the base of his cock covered in a thick, milky ring that just about drives him over the edge with you when you squeeze around him like a perfect little vice.

he's whispering praise and sweet little compliments about how lovely you look cumming and how good you make him feel.

it's almost crazy how selfless he is with making you feel good. he doesn't even care if you're too fucked out and tired to do anymore. doesn't even care to get off himself. all he thinks about all day is grinding into you until you gush a sweet little mess all over him without him even breaking a sweat.

ur so sweet and pliant for him and he loves it. loves u!!! adores u!!!

will go to sleep happily with a hard cock as long as u are satisfied.

but if u tell him what you want is for him to fill u up nice and full...well....he'll do anything to please his baby!!! <3