#like thats just crazy speak

[boy-wonderoncologist]

wilson really said “better me than him” about going to JAIL?????? FOR and INSTEAD OF house?? GO TO THERAPY MAYBE??????

[starryluminary]

Wow that's crazy wow that's crazy it's crazy how they're standing in a way that they look like they're almost holding hands wow that's crazy that's crazy wow that's cra

[sophiethewitch1]

You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.

Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.

[skunkes]

[dandeyrain]

i genuinely don't mean this in a like. condescending way. but reading people talk about how Confusing and Nonsensical and Overpacked boy and the heron is make me feel insane. every single plot point is clearly spelled out; frankly, one of my only critiques of the movie is that i wish they'd left some of it LESS clear. yes, the second half is rich in dreamlike fantasy, but the story never breaks its own rules, and before every major reveal in the fantasy world theres an extremely obvious explanation — almost too on the nose to even call it foreshadowing — from somebody. like i just don't understand how anybody finds it impossibly confusing and weird and bad to engage with

[definitelynotshouting]

You know what's insane about the Hunger AU. the fact that Grian is trying to die because he does not want to inflict pain upon his friends, but that's exactly the thing that's tormenting them. he's become so determined to stop himself that he's hurting them anyway, and it only gets worse the harder he tries. he doesn't want to be cruel but leading the Hermits on like this about the potions is cruel. he doesn't want to hurt them but seeing him half dead is hurting them. i am shaking like a dog

hunger au really is all about how suicidal ideation and mental illness can just twist your entire perspective into a knot.... like the objective reality is that he IS hurting his friends with this and he IS going to hurt them 10x more when it comes to the potions!!! but grian is so caught up in his own head and his hurt and his guilt that he cant see that or accept the cognitive dissonance that comes with acknowledging it. Its a genuinely tragic set of circumstances and being able to showcase the rapid spiral down followed by the slow crawl back up through recovery is so so so rewarding for me as a writer-- not least bc of reactions like these >:]

[starrysharks]

freaks!

[dennisboobs]

my favourite thing about the always sunny podcast is listening to rcg all say something extremely neurodivergent and then agree amongst themselves and convince themselves its completely normal

[matryx7728]

guys i just woke up and i’m already typing shit like this today can someone please for the love of god put me back to bed or euthanize me either one it’s way too early for things like this

[epicfirestormer]

What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.

[slashingdisneypasta]

My mum on my sister asking to get more piercings: Look at me, I'm perfectly pure. No piercings, no nothing. Hannah's pure, too, Look at h-

Me: Nope. No. Do not lump me in with that, thats gross. Nope.

Her: But you are!-

Me: Noooooope. Nope. Nope.

*she drops it and we all continue talking*

*2 minutes layer*

Her: Can I mention my pure ears again?-

Me: I'm out. *leaves*

[seaworthee]

kingslayer mention in agot + acok: *shiver runs up spine*

kingslayer mention in asos: oh that's just jaime.

[sophiethewitch1]

writing my first reader with self confidence but they are also passively suicidal so you know you win some you lose some

[stellarspecter]

ok heads up everyone i'm also going by tess now! or tessa lol. tabi is still fine i just want to try something new and i've been thinking abt names a lot

[honnelander]

I had a super cute Taz dream.

For context, I blush easily, and my cheeks are normally rosey but go bright red at the smallest attention. I could be talking to my closest friend about the weather, and if they look at me a certain way or I make eye contact *red cheek power activate* 😳

Anyway, in the dream, Taz and I were laughing and chatting. Before he noticed my cheeks go red at something, he said that wasn't meant to be flirty, but it came across that way. (Sadly can't remember what was said) We laughed about it, made lil flirty comments back and forth, before he said my blushing was cute. To which we made long eye contact, and I hid behind a piece of paper. He laughed every time I peeked from behind it, smirking or making faces at me to make me laugh and feel less self-conscious. 🥺

(I'm jealous of dream me 😮‍💨)

UM- THIS IS CUTE AS HECK??!! 😭 and you know what, i am the saaame way lmao I blush at anything and I hate attention (i hate it and it’s embarrassing but 🫠🤷🏼‍♀️)

i know that was a dream and all, but I can just totally see it happening in real life 😭😭😭

I think we ALL are so jealous of dream you omg 😭 please dream up of part 2 tonight and report back thank you 🫡

[strrwbrrryjam]

fucking hate the people who go into the replies of posts that say "hey, maybe don't hate literal children for simply existing," and go "Uhm! 🤓 Actually, 🤪 I am correct for hating on and beefing with literal babies as they are loud and annoying," as if you, yourself, aren't loud and annoying.