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un-welcome · 2 years

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Sooo guess who won BAD 4 merch!!!

Of course I had to doodle something for this. Obviously.

The hoodie may be a bit too big...

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starry-bi-sky · 5 months

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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc memes #danyal al ghul #dpdc #truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be #*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just #need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up #the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the #family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless #danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason #to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking #a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to #stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away #i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like #18 months old #about a year and a half.

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p4nishers · 1 year

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crowley, drunk off his ass: and i was yk just some fucked up soul born in cold and rain but he was my fucking sunlight or whatever

hozier, frantically writing on a napkin: HHHMMMM TELL ME MORE

#hozier is INSANELY azicrow coded and i am going feral over the implications that crowley heard the lines 'if the heavens ever did speak she #the last true mouthpiece' LIKE EXCUSE ME?????????#'u called me angel for the first time my heart leapt from me' and crowley cries himself to sleep #'heaven is not fit to house a love like u and i' and crowley projectile vomits onto the floor #'it cant be unlearned i have known the warmth of your doorways' 'i slithered here from eden just to hide outside ur door' 'though i burn how #could i fall when i am lifted by every word u say to me' and his ass is GONE he has EXPLODED #good omens #inefabble husbands #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow #hozier #crowley #aziraphale

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rodatirhaalo · 10 months

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I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles #Shadowheart come over here and enable this man!#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not?#i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference #but still #dirt gremlin time #Dirt is freedom guys #Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it #Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move #First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge #almost spit out my drink when i saw it #Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax #Fs in chat

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ectokelpeigh · 2 years

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All these DP x DC posts on my dash and not ONCE has anyone capitalized on these two sharing a voice actor

#I know there’s lots of VA overlap in like every cartoon ever #Tara Strong alone is responsible for 50% of my childhood favs #but I rewatched a little TT for the first time in at least ten years tonight #and this one FLOORED me when I heard it #WHY IS THIS COMBO SO FUNNY #idk what’s funnier:#Danny hearing Slade and going ‘’uuuugh really??’’#or Robin hearing Mr. Lancer and just going apeshit. losing it. interrogating this poor innocent underpaid teacher #klo #crossovers #dc crossover is just a one-off for me (this is a threat and a promise)#dpxdc

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puppyeared · 2 months

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eepiest little man in the building

#HIS EARS ARE SO BIG HELP #so ive heard type shit #he has a habit of tilting his head back when he’s being petted like he fucking CONKS it back its so funny #we visited a cat cafe today I wanna go back again… there are so many of them #the room was really well maintained like we wore shoe covers and everything. and there’s a back room for the cats to go if they wanna #tap out so thats nice. BUT THIS LIL GUY. OHHHHH LIL MAN #he looks almost completely black but he seems to have these slightly darker stripes which are hard to see..??#THERES ALSO AN ENORMOUS MAINE COON NICKNAMED THE KING OF THE ROOM? HES HUGE JESUS CHRIST #made friends with a curious white and orange one who looked like he was thinking of pouncing down on me #and a very VERY pretty white and silver point with blue eyes who was happy to greet everyone #my brother was stuck on the floor bc a Persian that snubbed everyone else looked at him like ‘you. your lap is MINE’#and kept him there for 20 minutes. another cat wanted a turn but the Persian claimed him ;w;#my brother was popular with the cats bc they could probably sense he’s the calmest person in the room LOL #diary #yapping #cats #I wanna go back again sometime…

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sgsketchbook · 2 years

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open hand or closed fist would be fine

#nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal fanart #literally one of the best shows i’ve ever watched #i’ll readily admit this #the dialogue floors me #like hannibal opens his mouth and says like #the most poetic gayest thing i’ve ever heard #when will said you and i have begun to blur i fell off my chair #like be fuckin fr…

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amygdalae · 2 months

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now i gotta worry about bats swooping in on me at any time. on top of all the normal boring stuff im worried about

#when it happened in january i was like huh weird. but we do live right up against a bunch of wilderness and ive seen/heard them outside #but when it happened again last night i was like hm. thats more bats in my room in a year than id appreciate #if it happens again then ill know its no mere coincidence #my leading theory is theyre somehow getting in thru the attic space via the vents or air ducts perhaps #there is a big silvery tube that runs vertically thru my closet and theres a slight gap where it enters and exits the floor/ceiling

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fangirlforeversthings · 20 days

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Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the hottest character entrance in cinenatic history:

#still one of the best fight scenes in cinematic history #when i tell you my jaw was on the floor #i played with alexios and stil prefer the scene with him but thats just my preference #shit was so epic #i was speechless #like when they came out the barn with the explosion i was off my seat #brasidas: come and get it 😠 me: i'm sat🧎🏻‍♀️#ac odyssey #brasidas of sparta #brasidas #alexios #alexios of sparta #sparta #spartan daddys #spartan warriors #kassandra of sparta #kassandra #assasins creed #assasins creed odyssey #tw blood violence gore #the music the fight the lightning the shooting the epic factor it was perfect #and the way brasidas and alexios/kassandra immediately work together as if they did their whole life nothing else true spartan training here #cause i once heard somewhere that spartans get trained to work as one with no matter which of their shield mates they work with/encounter #like even if they don't know them #but maybe i'm wrong #i can't remember where i heard it

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cartwheelingintotraffic · 6 months

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Palmo: Dear Ares, I must congratulate you on your recent engagement to Ryker! Are you here to discuss the wedding arrangemen-

Ares:*Slams bags of money on the counter* I need you to soundproof the silo like your life depends on it

#rf5 ares #rune factory 5 #rune factory #rune factory ares #honestly my first thought when i heard about mariage #you cant even call this a second floor #the whole thing is open #How well do elf hear?#how well do dragons hear?#This is just negligence at this point #Like i have five farm dragons just let me build a house #if Livia and Scarlet were disgusted by Ares and Ryker's romantic conversations wait until they hear them bone

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silentreigns · 1 month

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Not even being dramatic when I say this is the 2nd worst gymnastics scandal after Sydney 2000. The FIG should be ASHAMED of themselves for their handling of this Olympics

#olympics #now everyone has to deal with the fallout that will happen once the ioc officially requests for jordan to give her medal back #i have had a lot of changing opinions about this floor final and this is what i now think #the judges did make a mistake about accepting Jordan's inquiry. but they haven't answered when the 1 minute starts #do they start a timer as soon as the scores are displayed #does the coach have to go to the judging area within the one minute? or does a form have to be filled out and a fee have to be paid?#transparency would be GREAT #they bumped ana's score from 13.7 to 13.766 and nobody has explained where the .066 came from #also sabrina got a 0.1 oob deduction but people have reviewed her routine and she never stepped oob #because her coach didn't inquire about this she doesn't have a chance at the bronze even though it should have gone to her to begin with #just a disaster all around #and also multiple gymnasts have gotten screwed by the judging + the judges haven't been consistently applying deductions #suni went out of bounds on vault at aa finals and didn't get a penalty #heard people talk about gymnasts going overtime at the bb finals without a penalty but simone got a .3 deduction for not saluting #but she actually did salute #one gymnast got a .3 deduction when it should have been a .1 deduction and that took her out of aa finals even though she should be there #no accountability from the FIG who caused this but the athletes are having to suffer from their mistakes #and i doubt anyone is gonna lose their job or be punished by this #and don't get me started on the amount of racism that is also at play with all of this #I'm sooooooo upset and the more developments that come out the more i think FIG should be dismantled #it's nof right to play with people's mental health like this

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microwavetoaster-selfships · 1 day

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Having F/Os with popular voice actors/actors is so funny sometimes cause like. Jackson Storm what are you doing here this is a western

#I do not think he would survive #but also it fits him at the same time if you take it in a loner direction sort of vibe #it is however a great source of content cause i can close my eyes and pretend it is F/O speaking #that's all i hear anyway. That voice is tied to them and my brain can't hear anything else #do you know what happened to my brain when I watched a Michael Caine movie and heard Finn like HARD swearing!?!(!?#pretty sure my brain chemistry was altered. I still can't get it out of my head sometimes. I did not know what I was getting myself into #was a really good movie but. ICNAT. MY BRAIN JUST LIKE CANT PROCESS IT #my jaw is just on the FLOOR. I was a WITNESS that day.#self ship #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #finn🩶💙#Jackson🖤💙#ah screw it I'll add the tag for all of them since I've done it with so many F/Os #i have more I could say on this i could so get carried away here #Any💘

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 4 months

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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

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He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like #“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably #and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone #I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt #stage acting #Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett #Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike #[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls #I am unwell #Ough ough ough #It’s not difficult for me to watch per se #but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something #— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man #this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him #It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table #then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard #AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED #Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette #And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive #but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME #Youtube

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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So, I was watching some video about ocean critters and there was this part about cuttlefish and how they change how they look like. Even in their sleep, they change color kind of reacting to their dreams.

Somehow I thought of your Nightlight!Sally and my braincells decided to try and connect the two dots. Does Sally have different colors she can change other into than sleepy=blue and awake=yellow?

goddddd that would be So Fucking Neat but unfortunately that'd conflict with Things yk yk... Nightlight!Sally's glow does Fluctuate with her emotions though!

#like it intensifies when something catches her attention #and it'll kind of flicker when she's upset #etc etc!#she has Three different color palettes throughout the au #maybe. maybe Four. if i decide 'yes' to an extra lil idea im toying with #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #lmfao imagine tho if she did change color #wally accidentally makes a Noise #& sally turns blood red and starts charging at him while kill bill sirens play #or or OH LMFAO #longshot view of sally's house #the windows are rapidly strobing different colors while (muffled) caramelldansen can be heard #wally: what the fuck is goin on in there...#sally: *facedown on the floor doing her best LED lamp impression*

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125storejuice · 2 months

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#currently raging rn and its taking everything I have in me to NOT snap at my roommate #basically its been a year of her neglecting her cats #not cleaning literally one single thing in this apartment ever even though she makes the mess 99% of the time #and not being able to admit she has a problem when clearly does have a problem with hoarding stuff anf trash and it makes this #a pretty sucky apartment to live in !#but no this morning i wake up to her being ABSOLUTELY discusted with me because!#last night in the night when i was changing my pad without glasses i got a drop of blood on the floor b/c period #and she literally was like this is gross and how could you expect me to clean that and like going forward please dont do this again???#and i literally just want to be like have you fucking heard of accidents before??#like of course ill clean it up!!#but like do you really think i purposely bleed on the floor and then ignored it????#also the fact that shes done the same thing about 6 times but apparently hasnt noticed before #also shes not okay with that but she is okay with ignoring the litter boxs #having bugs because she cant clean up after herslef #and literally not being able to use certain parts of our apartment because her stuff is piled up so high #theres literally no room!#sorry i am just raging so hard rn #like the anger i feel from within is so great #like literally theres still vomit on the floor from where she threw up and never cleaned it up #its fine im just so fucking MAD

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puppyeared · 4 months

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who up seeing their disorder in a fictional character but feel like its not their place to put a name on it

#id have to be waterboarded before i can talk abt how i see a lot of my adhd and personality in mitsumi iwakura let alone post it #idk how to talk abt this without feeling like im talking over or invalidating ppls experiences relating with a character #someone was talking abt how ppl tie laios' autism to special interest and social difficulties but not much else which kinda flattens it #and then went into a respectful in depth analysis of other autistic behaviour that laios exhibits and it wasnt phrased meanly #its fascinating and important to me to hear someone explain a little bit abt traits that they recognized and often go overlooked #because it does help me learn more about it. but i think thats also where hesitancy kicks in when it comes to depicting it accurately #like i have adhd and some of my adhd symptoms overlap with autism (time blindness and pattern seeking behaviour) but that only means #it feels familiar to me even without having autism. on top of that traits arent always cleanly determined as being /caused/ by #a disorder. to understand my environment i compare it to something unrelated but similar to make it more familiar and for the longest time #i thought that was a personality thing and not an information processing thing since i loved playing pretend in my head as a kid #so if you make a character who experiences that hoping to reach people that also experience that and tell them its not weird or #smth youre making up like. thats the goal. ppl who dont get it arent expected to it just means it doesnt cater to them but it helps them #become familiar to it yk? since i dont have autism myself i dont feel confident i can depict it properly or explain it in my own words #but that doesnt mean im trying to dismiss it or try and cut it out completely.. ill just leave the floor open to someone who /can/#a lot of issues around fanon depictions are when smth is baselessly popularized or a characters personality and behavior is flattened #especially to fit them into a trending meme. its harmless and its supposed to be for fun but it gets tricky when you drag things that #need to be carefully explained beforehand or else it gets lost in translation. like that tweet abt 'hyperfixating' on cooking pasta #once it becomes popular language usually the original meaning is left out for the sake of simplifying it for everyone that when it #circles back theres a sort of hesitancy like. am i using it the way it was intended or am i unknowingly using the popularized version of it #actually thats probably why i felt wrongfooted during diagnosis bc it felt like i was misusing the words i heard to describe what i felt #i /know/ i see a lot of myself in mitsumi because our minds are always somewhere else and we tend to put good faith first and for me #that personal connection is enough. but idk it feels like its always gonna have to be 'palatable' first before i can talk abt it openly #mad respect to writers and creators who stick to their story even if theres the looming fear of ppl misinterpreting it and letting them #have it.. its been almost 2 weeks and i am so close to deleting that m3 dunmeshi drawing bc ppl keep saying chilchuck wouldnt have 200 HP #IT LITERALLY SAYS I MADE IT WHILE WATCHING EP 1. I USED EARTHBOUND LOGIC AND I WASNT EVEN TAKING IT SERIOUSLY CHILL #yapping

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