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he13na · 7 months

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i'm literally so disenchanted with modern "fashion" why is everything so ugly???? how did we go from lisa swallows's wardrobe to fucking.... whatever cheap and ill-fitting ridiculousness is on amazon target macys etc????? we need a global fashion intervention stat

#lisa frankenstein #fashion #literally nothing is cute anymore #the look today is so uniconic #im disgusted with modern fashion #I HATE EVERYTHING #*runs sobbing hysterically into a time machine back to the 80s*

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chloecherrysip · 1 year

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I told ya, see!? As long as we're together, everything's gonna be okay!

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoilers #super mario bros #cherrysip edits #oh my goodness i FINALLY got this to work #there was one gif that kept breaking it and rendering the post invisible but i won in the end!!!#anyway i wanted to turn my footage into a gif as well because OBVIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEIR SWEET LITTLE FACES!!!#i will literally never get tired of any moment of this #it is Peak Cinema and we can truly go no further. perfection has been achieved pack it up everyone #also LUIGI LAUGHING AT THE END OF THE FIRST GIF IS SO CUTE. HE IS AN ANGEL #he is just laughing all throughout the hug. nothing could be wrong anymore his brother's here!!!!

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plulp · 11 months

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MORE HAPRER PLEATHE HES SO FINE

youve asked this at such a good time because i had just had a harper design explanation idea and i wasnt sure if i should make it or not:

#im sorry i didnt do something more serious i tried to thats what ive been doing for the past since you sent this ask but. i couldnt #im sorry but feel free to send another ask and itll take me longer to get to it but ill draw something serious next time promise #my art #asks #harper the doctor #dol #anonymouse #sorry its not my usual style for this blog #just couldnt get it right with the other things #i also had to make like 4 new brushes because my old ones didnt feel right anymore #sigh. such is the life i lead #because i do think the side bun is cute but i do Not think harper would settle for that if there wasnt a good reason #my reasoning is that. harper cant tie their hair #please clap #im trying to find what this looks like though but i cant #but i swear one of these panels looks exactly like something ive drawn before #i just cant put my finger on it #maybe it was a sketch i deleted or something i have no idea #EDIT: found it it was a sketch on whiteboard my friend took a screenshot of #i dont feel right putting this in the dol tags because this is literally nothing. something that only applies to my design of harper #but i do want to keep my blog sorted :(

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buddiedaydreamer911 · 3 months

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to parallel the christmas elf who told buck “you two have an adorable son”

i want a scene where buck, christopher, and tommy is out shopping or whatever. i want to see buck and christopher both happily walking together, laughing, and making jokes with each other while tommy is walking by himself with a bit of distance between him and the duo.

now i want some stranger to tell specifically only buck that he has an adorable son and i want buck to smile widely and thank her enthusiastically without correcting her or thinking why that’s not totally correct.

then i want to watch tommy’s face scrunch in confusion, then have him realize that there will never be any space between buck and the diaz boys.

that’s the parallel i want lol

#eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 on abc #911 buddie #buck and eddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman #911 parallels #i think that would make a great parallel #yeah having someone tell eddie that they have a cute family would also be a good parallel #but this specifically #because no one gets between the diaz boys and buck #hell buck is a diaz boy at this point #which is why when buck and eddie gets married i want him to become evan diaz and drop the buckley #clearly maddie doesn’t have any love for the name if she dropped it twice #there’s literally nothing holding buck down to be a buckley anymore #he’s all diaz

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titsthedamnseason · 8 months

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to be honest i’m tired of seeing travis everywhere. it was nice when taylor was dating joe and nobody had anything to say about him and just used his memes. i mean the toes were weird in a unique way but the tayvis community is Too Much. my whole twitter timeline is just travis and jason content. that’s not what im here for. i hate football. i need the eras tour to return to us so these little swiftie bitches in my phone have something good to tweet about

#nothing against the guy literally at all you know i’m happy for taylor and everything #but i don’t want to see his face anymore. I SEE MORE POSTS ABOUT HIM THAN TAYLOR #the first time i saw he did the hand heart this weekend was cute. the 20 millionth time im just tired okay #i saw someone say they hope taylor makes the picture of him hand hearting on the field her phone wallpaper. like what? GET A LIFE!

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thestarrynightslover · 4 months

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Okay, so PD s11 finale theories:

Route A: they work real hard get to the killer and Voight but it's too late and he's dead/dying/dies en route to Med/at Med

Though I'm not so sure abt this cause we haven't heard about Jason's leaving (no, I am not up to date with who's already been confirmed to stay, sorry)

And if this happens, I think Hailey, or someone else on the team (prob Hailey), will kill the offender and it won't be the best of shoots so she'll be forced out of the department, or it'll take a toll on her and she'll take Petrovic's advice and make a change in her life (leaving cpd, and what I'm gonna say now is another discussion entirely but: she might not even wanna continue to be a cop and let's remember she has a college degree!).

OR

She'll just be really shaken by Voight's d3ath (which will be her losing another one she loved/who was her family) and will leave bc of that, she'll think that job is taking more than giving.

Route B (a happier and therefore less likely one, lol): everything will work out and Voight will be okay but Upton's good work as a team leader will be so praised that she'll get some sort of promotion and will have the opportunity (and accept, again, following Petrovic's advice) to lead another team.

OR

Even saving Voight, she'll kill the guy (or he will!! And she'll want to take the heat) and be asked to leave the pd/leave bc she can't leave like that anymore.

In summary, I think the episode, despite being a finale (which are usually more team-coded), will be Upton centric and will highlight those conversations abt mental health and change between her and Petrovic and that's gonna have everything to do with her leaving.

Another conclusion I'm reaching after e12 is that (total shocker, yes I know 🤡) there will be no upstead reunion/closure whatsoever, bc Hailey's departure is not gonna have anything to do with that. And even though I will most likely be over the moon if we get at least a phone call with Jay, I don't think that should happen bc as much as they did the upstead break up really dirty and bad and fucked up with all those unanswered phone calls and stuff, I think it wouldn't make any sense to bring him back or even up at all again, for obvious reasons: we haven't heard about Jay/upstead in forever now. Literally no mentions that either even happened on the show ever since Jo's first episode where she points out that Hailey just got a divorce. And even though Hailey's not healed at all after all she went through (not just Jay's leaving!!), it's like she has gotten some sense of closure on that part of her life and to bring that all up again would just be straight up cruel with her/them (cause whatever happens, I don't see them getting back together, so...). But this is a drama (read character-hater) show, so who knows, right?

Well, that's it, thank you for coming to my ted talk if you made it to the end of this rant. Bye, see ya next week!

#yes i will still be dreaming of and looking up fics (maybe even writing some??) on an upstead reunion in the finale #BUT #don't cancel me now #i kinda really hope it doesn't happen anymore :(#chicago spoilers #chicago pd spoilers #chicago pd #one chicago #hailey upton #jay halstead #hank voight #literally nothing going on with the other characters #it's like they're not even there anymore #so annoying #give us at least a “medley” of how it all goes for everyone #like just a scene of Kevin doing something nice for himself #maybe a lover??#same with Torres #maybe prepping for the detective's exam?#i know it wasn't hinted at all but it'd make sense?#Kim and Adam being cute wedding planning with Mak and maybe even Trudy (a girl can dream okay?)#Jo turning down a drink and working on something positive and healthy for herself #Hank recovering surrounded by friends (don't know if he still has any outside the team 💀)#that is: if he doesn't d1e #and Hailey going on her merry way to start a new and healthier life #maybe calling her mom/brothers/leaving Jay a message?#please gwen #i'm begging here #have mercy #dreams!!

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sunshinetrinket · 3 months

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i hate those stupid "help me glow up" tiktoks because every single stitch is just like "have the most up to date trendy totally-wont-die-out-in-three-months look and look the most feminine you can because thats what makes women pretty and valuable and hide everything about yourself that you've been taught is ugly because they're right" and the comments are all just like "this actually looks so much better 😍"

#literally every single one is just. get long hair or get a bob but nothing too short bcs that wouldnt suit your face. or any face also btw #unless your face still looks cute and pretty and feminine with really short hair.#also wear so much makeup you do not look like yourself anymore and cover your acne and scars and moles and dont have too many freckles #and get rid of the glasses or change them so they're more trendy and cute looking and feminine and hot #SHUT UPPPPP SHUT UP #trinket reflects #sorry i rant about beauty standards so much its just that i hate the world

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thingswhatareawesome · 1 year

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#lol i see the jealous caelus art and it's too cute #but i can see why he would be ^^;#the danheng/trl tag on ao3 is still ahead of the danheng/jingyuan tag but jingheng has gained a lot #it used to be like 1/3 of dancae but now it's almost half it's getting a lot of new content #i feel bad for caelus he's starting to not get written about as much the trl in general i mean #like the jingheng tag is 418 and jingcae is stalled at 47 SO MUCH FEWER :(#and i bet we'll see a time where the jingheng tag exceeds the danheng/trl one #going back in old bookmarks there used to be SO much better fic quality for dancae #but i hate to say it most of the better writers i think have gone on to liking danheng with others :/#which is kind of sad bc i love that pairing so much but there's just not that much fic happening and it's not as good as it used to be #and ofc no one ever wrote my ot3 #i'm glad for the occasional art but dang i wish there was stuff to read #ugh i just read stats for a pairing i dislike and the numbers piss me off and make me sad #bc it's just like the pairing i hated when i was into vtrn where it's not based out of anything not out of chemistry or interactions #just shit fan hcs that somehow explode even though it's based on literally nothing actually real in story or lore #wow and i think ship i dislike has just destroyed the jingren tag like there's almost nothing for it anymore and there used to be so much #i really dislike how x ship has become the klnc of sr :/#anyway it's just sad that caelus gets no love from fans in the writing department :/

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running-in-the-dark · 10 months

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not only do I get extremely obsessed with things (people), I also have to obsess over the fact that I'm doing it. every time. great.

#I do literally mean obsess. not like haha I like someone a lot and it's funny #can't stop thinking. can't stop thinking about the fact that I'm doing that #it's not nice it sucks and I hate my brain #I've given myself a massive headache now #it just keeps going round and round and I can't get out of the thoughts #fuck why can't I just have a normal brain like. why does this keep happening #idk I just can't stop it #so now I'll try to sleep but instead I'll think about him and the fact that I'm thinking about him and the headache will get worse and the #thoughts will get worse and I'm just the worst and #all that. because. I think a guy is cute. I'm not allowed to think that because when I do this happens and I can't get out of it and nothing #else exists anymore #fuck I shouldn't have downloaded the tumblr app again no one needs to read this shit 😭#personal

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vexic929 · 11 months

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Are you a proshipper??

listen, I've been in fandom spaces since way before pro/anti ship discourse and I'll probably be in them long after it's faded away, I think being hardcore proship or antiship is annoying and stupid and doesn't solve anything nor does it affect the real world in any way and people are gonna ship what they want regardless of my feelings or anyone else's on the subject

do I ship incest or adult/child ships? abso-freaking-lutely not and I never will because I find it gross and disturbing but I'm of the opinion that if you don't like something and it's fictional you block the tag or block the person posting it, calling them out is just gonna make them dig in their heels and ship it more, they might even post it more often just to spite you

because at the end of the day, it IS fiction, it's fake and doesn't hurt real people, people use it to process traumas or just to explore dynamics in a safe environment and I know I've personally written some screwed up stuff I'd never dream of posting just as a way to cope

so, no, I wouldn't call myself a proshipper, I'm just a dude with a blog who knows how to curate my own experiences

#I was in the Ouran fandom in the early 2000s #where people were constantly posting twincest and talking about how cute it was #and the Kuro fandom in the 2000s as well when people hardcore shipped a literal thousands year old demon with a 12 year old boy #absolutely nothing phases me anymore #I block tags and people and move on with my life and I'm better for it frankly #vexic answers #vexic lives

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cherry-shipping · 2 years

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ALSO. sorry for being lame but i think its fun to think about watching all these stupid romantic kissy scenes with my f/os 😀👍

#cherry chats #mostly preslash. but as a couple too #its fun if its preslash its like OOooooobhhhhhhhh there is something on both of our minds but lets just not say anything #and postslash its just hehe kissy kissy kissy ^__^#sorry my favorite selfship thoughts are all lame. i cant help just loving a generic mutual pining/friends to lovers story -_-#its very rare any of my selfships are anything genuinely interesting like a lot of other selfshippers do #u know where they think of interesting stories and character dynamics and aus and stuff #(those are all so awesome by the way love hearing about peoples intricate selfship stories)#but i cant DO that or well maybe i could if i tried but i wouldnt like it as much #its like when i draw me and sans and people say nice things like 'your self insert is so cute!!!' n its like #buddy that is literally just me. like thats just regular me. thanks though <3 #THERES NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING IN ANY OF MY SELFSHIPS ITS JUST BEING COOL FRIENDS UNTIL WE ARENT ANYMORE!!! U GET IT!!!!!!!!#so its the same here. my f/o imagines posts where i sneakily say 'f/o' rather than just sans so as to mislead you into thinking i actually #spend time thinking about anyone other than him #are all just pretty boring basic fanfic-y stuff. which im cool with #its just what i like best <3333

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juleteinthrum · 2 years

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Being a fictive means being INCREDIBLY ooc and being like YEAAAASSS CANON!!!! IM CANON IRL. Also thats the outfit the body is wearing to bed tonight uwu

(Ps, the bg is a mixture of a photo of a kite i grew up with that means a lot to me, in a location i grew up in. Plus on low opacity is an accidental pride flag color scheme block tracing of a wildlife exhibit i also grew up at (pps do not eben get me started on the layered meaning of said wildlife exhibit) )

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thewispsings · 3 months

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broken up? no, engagement! | max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x actress!reader

summary: y/n l/n has a weird way of announcing hers and max’s engagement.

liked by, danielricciardo, charles_leclerc, and 602,927 others!

yourusername: i no longer have a boyfriend.

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user1: wait what

user2: i’m sorry???

user3: DID YOU AND MAX BREAK UP???

user4: no no no

user5: this CANNOT mean what i think it does

user6: you’re kidding me right

charles_leclerc: please answer my messages!

user8: no way

user9: THE CAPTION???

danielricciardo: ?

danielricciardo: answer my messages please

landonorris: mine too?

user10: does anyone know what is going on?

user11: so you’re available now 😏

user12: you were too pretty for max anyways 🙄

landonorris: um what’s going on?

user13: lando just being as lost is so??

user14: wait but why would she and max break up

user15: i’m so…confused?

user16: MAX ISNT IN THE LIKES??? OMG NOOO

— f1gossip has posted new pictures!

f1gossip: y/n l/n was seen cozying up with cast mate, Luke Newton amidst breakup rumors between her and max verstappen. thoughts?

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user17: “cozying up” and it’s her taking a picture of him ??? 🙄

user18: admin is acting like they were making out in front of everyone…

user19: oh!

user20: users on twitter were saying max was THERE with them so??

user21: she moves on fast!

user22: this sounds wrong…

user23: we literally know NOTHING about hers and max’s relationship or WHY they broke up. let’s not assume.

user24: my heart just broke

user25: okay but her and luke are kinda cute together? no? just me?

user26: HER AND MAX WERE CUTERRR

user27: i’ll start foaming at the mouth if y/n l/n doesn’t come out and say her caption was just a joke.

user28: HER AND MAX WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIEDDDD!!!!!😓😓😓

user29: i can’t do this rn. i just can’t.

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maxverstappen1: I understand that, without my agreement, my lovely finance has put out a instagram post this morning indicating that we have broken up. This is wrong, we have not broken up. We got engaged. We are to be wed.

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yourusername: i thought they would understand what i meant 😞

user30: GIRL ALL YOU SAID WAS YOU NO LONGER HAD A BF???

user31: you did NOT phrase your words correctly

user32: gave me heart attack and for what 😐

user33: don’t play with me like that ever again.

danielricciardo: i love you @/yourusername, but please do not play with my heart like that again.

danielricciardo: BUT YAY!!!! WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!!

user34: OMG ???

user35: I KNEW IT!!! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

user36: AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

user37: oh thank GOD

user38: pls don’t ever scare me like that again 💗

landonorris: OMG OMG OMG OMG ???!??!??

landonorris: AND YOU LOT DIDNT TELL ME ?!?!?

landonorris: YNSTAPPEN WEDDING!! AHHHH

user39: congratulations!!!

f1: about time you proposed 😒

maxverstappen1: ?

redbullracing: so excited for the red bull themed wedding!! ☺️

yourusername: yeah that won’t be happening

redbullracing: i understand.

user40: i’m crying??

user41: does this mean i don’t have a chance with y/n anymore ?? ☹️

user42: THAT SHOULDVE BEEN MEE

charles_leclerc: congratulations too you both 💗

maxverstappen1: thank you charles 💙💙

user43: omg just ask him to be your best man already 🙄🙄

oscarpiastri: it is an honor to have my tweet used as your engagement announcement 🧡🧡

yourusername: max couldn’t resist 😒

user44: i just know this wedding is going to be GORGEOUS

georgerussell63: congrats too you both! ❤️

yourusername: you’ll sing at the wedding right?

georgerussell63: duh 🙄

yourusername: perfect!

lewishamilton: so excited 💗💗

yukitsunoda0511: can i cook?

yourusername; of course you can yuki!!

user45: i’m so excited and it’s NOT EVEN MY WEDDING??

schecoperez: did you tell her how you were shitting yourself with nerves this entire week?

maxverstappen1: no 😒

yourusername: aw max 🥹🥹

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yourusername; i got married today. it was cool. 10/10 would do again!

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user46: was the wedding 10/10 or was the groom 10/10??

yourusername: both!

user45: OMG ITS HAPPENED??

user46: so happy for you both 🥹

maxverstappen1: 💙💙

georgerussell63: i personally think my singing brought everything together…

yourusername: it really did george, it really did

charles_leclerc: so incredibly happy for you both ❤️

user47: we all saw the video of you sobbing during the ceremony charles…

user48: to be fair, EVERYONE was sobbing

user49; their vows even made ME cry

landonorris: amazing wedding, 10/10 would attend again!

yourusername: thank you little lando 🧡🧡

oscarpiastri: i would like to request the video of my dancing to be scrubbed off of the internet.

maxverstappen1: no chance mate 😂

yourusername: it’s okay oscar, i thought your dancing was adorable!!

lewishamilton: me and roscoe had the times of our lives ❤️❤️

user50: ROSCOE WENT TO THE WEDDING ?? 😭

user51: not only roscoe, but alex and TWO of his cats 😭😭

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maxverstappen1: i married my bestfriend today. it was amazing. 10/10 would do again!

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user52: he’s officially off the market ladies 😒

user53: he’s been off the market for 4 years ???

user54: if my man doesn’t love me as much as max loves y/n i don’t WANT HIM

user55: ever since y/ns “i no longer have a bf” post i’ve been thanking the gods that this is how it turned out

danielricciardo: bestfriend? wow, you get married and suddenly you forget who raised you.

maxverstappen1: y/n is my bestfriend. she always will be.

danielricciardo: JUST RUB IT IN THEN.

user56: omg her dress 😍😍

user57; them >>

user58: did you guys see that they BOTH took each others last name??

user59: wait really?

user58: yeah 🥹 it’s y/n l/n-verstappen and max verstappen-l/n

user60: that is the cutest thing ever

user61: the matching captions 😞😞

user62: remember last year when y/n made everyone believe they broke up??

user63: thank GOD that wasn’t true

yourusername: i love you mr l/n

maxverstappen1: i love you more mrs verstappen

user64: WHEN IS IT MY FUCKING TURN

#max verstappen social media au #max verstappen smau #max verstappen x y/n #max verstappen fluff #max verstappen x you #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen fanfic #max verstappen x reader #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 x y/n #f1 x female reader #f1 x you #f1 social media au #f1

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hon3y-y · 5 months

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Roomie!sukuna doesn't even get horny for anyone other than you anymore. You have the wettest, nastiest pussy he's ever seen- and he deserves the best so nobody but you will do. You're fucking so many other fine men now that you dont even give him a second glance when he walks out the shower in just a towel to tease you. And oh, his temper when one of your hookups pick you up and you don't come home for the weekend. Or even worse, they stay for the weekend. Sukuna has never let a girl sleep over at the apartment but now there are two colognes in the bathroom, two pairs or men's shoes at the door, and he can almost never see you in the living room without some other man hanging off your side

read the other parts here! : part 1 part 2 part 4

he’s literally so embarrassingggg it’s not even funny. he’ll walk around and flex his muscles, smirk on his puffy lips as the water drips down his ripped torso. he stands outside your open door, you’re looking down at your phone deciding on whether to spend the night at choso’s or nanami’s (pick choso, nanami gets up at like 5 am 🙄), “showers empty..” sukuna basically purr’s, resting his arm on the doorway.

and you literally could not give less of a fuck💀

you just nod, mumbling a ‘thanks’ as you focus on putting both their names in a generator and letting that choose your fate for the night. let’s just say sukuna was extremely angry when a motorcycle pulls up and you just giggle and hop onto it, kissing the stupid leather clad boy while throwing on the custom bikers helmet choso had made for you. and to top it off, sukuna had to physically restrain himself from blowing up your phone on where the fuck you are??

messages;

ryo<3: didn’t see you this morning

you: i’m staying with choso for the weekend! sorry, should’ve told you last night:/

you: i also won’t be home after wednesday satoru is taking me to this festival! i’ll send pics😋

ryo<3: have fun 👍

omfg he’s losing it. he literally will spend the whole time in the gym, refusing to be in the empty apartment for longer than eight hours for sleep. he feels like there’s a cement brick in his chest when you’re whisked away by these men. but nothing is worse than when he stays over.

he being satoru.

it was becoming a huge issue. his longest “sleepover” was a week. a week where you weren’t even home for half of it. but sukuna was. he was there for all of it.

there was now a third toothbrush taking up countertop space in the bathroom, he would find satoru’s clothes in the wash (which would always somehow be in there whenever ryo specifically had to use it??), and gojo absolutely loved to make out with you everywhere but inside of your room and sukuna started to hated it. publicly claiming you in front of the guy who literally made it possible🙄 unbelievable.

let’s just say you take a break from bringing satoru over, doing your best to settle the tension at home. but sukuna couldn’t let it go, not when he stares at the stupid fucking blue electric toothbrush and knows that it’s only temporary.

at this point he didn’t even give a fuck about the other guys, you can keep them as long as he’s added onto your roster.

it’s been a while since the two of you had a movie night. something that used to, at the very least, happen once a month has been delayed due to your extra activities. the two of you relaxed into the couch, the movie was a random one you found choosing whatever looked the best by cover and for the first time in a while, sukuna felt like he had you.

“did you buy the candy?”

“shit, yeah. i think i left it in my room?”

“go get it while i make the popcorn!” you smiled up at him, your eyes sparkling excitedly. you looked so cute and soft, and ryo got a glimpse of your cute pink panties when you bent over to grab something so he was feeling just as good. he could already picture the little damp spot he’d create after teasing you and then force you to beg and make it up to him.

he thought about it the whole walk to his room, picking up the bag and then back to the living room, fantasizing about what he plans to do. and just as he’s about to turn the corner, a head of white fluffy hair is laying on your lap, legs spread to take up the full length of the couch. and the only seat available? the one farthest from you.

“i hope you don’t mind, satoru said he missed us!”

us… sukuna looked down at gojo, looking at the content quirk in his lip while he snuggled into you more, moving one of your hands into his hair to play with it. ryo’s eye twitched before he put the bag down and went back into his room, the door slamming behind him. the noise makes you force satoru up, a pit forming in your stomach. you didn’t want sukuna to feel uncomfortable in his own house—

“damn, what’s he so mad abo- he got macha kitkats!? mmm~”

*bonus*

sukuna is literally in his room about to dry heave because??? what alternative version of himself gave him such bad karma?!? in his room like this;

but quietly, because he DEFINITELY doesn’t want you to see him like this. such a fein🤦‍♀️

a/n: i didn’t put smut because i didn’t want to get repetitive BUT should we finally let sukuna get a taste?? part 4 where he finally gets her?? lmk🫶

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alastors-wife · 1 year

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using tumblr as a teenager really fucked me up man like there's so many commonly used terms people use online now that are completely harmless and often pretty useful, and yet i still get subconscious flashbacks to the insanity that was 2016 tumblr

#i.e byfs that were full of the most BIZARRE shit & often only had things on there because a couple of 15 year olds had beef with each other #or dni banners on posts.#there's literally nothing wrong with either of these things #i've used them myself and i would do it again #i've just been on tumblr WAY too long and being a teenage kinnie surrounded by other teenage kinnies exposed me to some really strange shit #please tell me its not just me .#i do not miss being a child bro those were dark times #i thank GOD that i've mellowed out so much as an adult #especially once i hit my mid twenties #like as i get older i understand more and more why folks will only interact w people who are 25+ LMAO #like you know what...i get it. i totally understand. i severely underestimated how much u can kind of chill out as u get older #suddenly im not afraid of being 30+ anymore like honestly from what i've seen that sounds like the best and most stable part of adulthood #manifesting that. please for the love of god im so tired of the fucking instability and chaos #atp i just want to be someone's cute little housewife and mind my fucking business

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svt calling you "my girl" | ot13

𝜗𝜚 theme: fluff 𝜗𝜚 pairing: svt x fem!reader

𐙚🧸ྀི choi seungcheol

does cheol call you „my girl” just because it’s cute, or does he have a hidden motive behind it? of course, it’s technically very romantic to add the „my”, but let’s remember choi seungcheol is a slightly possessive and overprotective partner. not in like a toxic way, no no, but cheol has his moments, and if he could, he’d announce it to the whole world that you were his and his only. it’s also very reassuring for him to be able to call you that, it’s like his heart fills with even more love as he introduces you as „his girl” (if you’d ever call him „my man” cheol would pass out).

𐙚🧸ྀི yoon jeonghan

a part of him does it to tease you and see you blush, because he’s very much aware of how his words affect you. but as much as he does it to get a reaction out of you, hannie just loves how the „my girl” sounds. yeah, she’s mine - and that makes him so so fluffy and just 🥰. bonus points if he uses the „my girl” if he’s slightly jealous. the way he says the words so nonchalantly while having his arm wrapped around you is just chefs kiss.

𐙚🧸ྀི joshua hong

i’ll go a step further and say that shua calls you „my darling” or „my love”. he strikes me as someone who’s really into those type of pet names (especially darling), and come on, that’s so him. very endearing, very gentlemen-y, very old fashioned yet romantic. he doesn’t pay much attention to it anymore - calling you pet names with „my” before is like breathing for him, but it never fails to turn your legs into jelly when he does so. it’s just so… ugh. the „my” beforehand makes everything so much more intimate and romantic.

𐙚🧸ྀི wen junhui

jun doesn't call you "my girl" that often, and definitely not in front of people he doesn't know, mainly because of his shyness. but the beautiful thing is - jun doesn't have to say anything for you to know that you are his and he is yours. he calls you “my girl” silently, in a way that only you can hear and understand, and that’s more important for jun - for you to know, he doesn’t need anyone else to hear it.

𐙚🧸ྀི kwon soonyoung

oh, soonyoung is PROUD and LOUD with his „my girl”. there’s nothing that could stop this man from announcing to literally everyone in the room that you’re his girlfriend (like - okay, we get it). though that mostly happens when he’s around people he knows or is at least acquaintances with, because hoshi is still our shy introvert at times. still, he makes sure to mention at least once that „oh, that’s my girl”. soonyoung can’t help himself.

𐙚🧸ྀི jeon wonwoo

wonwoo saying „my girl” is so endearing and entertaining at the same time. endearing because hello? being called „my girl” by the jeon wonwoo is everything you could’ve ever asked for. entertaining because wonwoo gets so red after he realises what he had just said. essentially, wonwoo says before he thinks, it’s like his brain quietly whispers „say it, say it, say it”, and well - he has no other choice but to do it. and that results in a very shy and very red jeon wonwoo.

𐙚🧸ྀི lee jihoon

jihoon as we know is not the most affectionate person out there and prefers to express his love through actions not words, BUT that doesn't mean you will never hear the words "my girl" from him. he definitely doesn't throw his words to the wind, so if jihoon says "my girl" he means "my girl". he especially likes to call you that when he sees that someone is too close to you for his liking, it's the perfect way to say "stay away" without coming off as overprotective or possessive.

𐙚🧸ྀི lee seokmin

seokmin is filled with so much love, so it's no wonder that the words "my girl" are common in your relationship. sometimes you feel like your boyfriend has forgotten your name, because unless he's mad at you, he calls you by some pet name. and even though he doesn't use "my girl" as often as "baby" or "honey", you know that these words are even more affectionate than anything else.

𐙚🧸ྀི kim mingyu

it’s so obvious for gyu to address you as „his girl” because… you are his, so? how otherwise should he call you? „my girl” is so normal for mingyu, like - if he spots you in a crowd of people he immediately goes: „there’s my girl”, or if he’s talking about your plans for the weekend he naturally says: „oh, my girl and i are going out of town”. you always die for a second when you hear those words come out of his mouth, because the way he says them so effortlessly is so *smashing the keyboard*. but hearing that also makes you feel so confident, like yeah, i pulled him and he’s mine :)

𐙚🧸ྀི xu minghao

another one that i’m sure would adore calling you „my love.” don’t get me wrong - „my girl” is fine as well, but for hao, who’s not the most out there with his physical touch and affection, „my love” is the perfect way to show you the love and adoration he has for you. it’s also so romantic, and cute (sometimes he finds the „babe” and „baby” a bit cringe). bonus points for calling you „my + chinese pet name” because that happens often as well.

𐙚🧸ྀི boo seungkwan

boo would love the idea of calling you “my girl” to tease you BUT in reality he gets so so shy and blushy (bonus points if he stutters), because come on… MY girl (infinite heart eyes), especially if he’s with people he doesn’t know that well. imagine his lil smile and blushy cheeks when he introduces you “oh yeah, and that’s my girl”. hello??? can we get married already??? it’s honestly very endearing, and the boys love to tease seungkwan for that.

𐙚🧸ྀི vernon chwe

he does it so casually that many people don’t catch the endearment in his voice, which to you and anyone that knows him is so so noticeable. vernon doesn’t call you “my girl” that often, but it’s only because it’s the highest form of affection for him, so he prefers to use it rarely but put all of his emotions into it when he does.

𐙚🧸ྀི lee chan

he does it unconsciously, there’s no single thought in his mind when he calls you „my girl”. if someone was to ask him „why do you call her that?” chan would be like „like what?” (very confused puppy expression). the words „my girl” come so easily for him, it’s so natural which makes it even more endearing. besides, chan is a big big simp, and he loves you so much that he does not see another option but to call you „my girl”.

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