#littlest meow meow round 2

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: ULTIMATE EDGELORD

BOTH DEFINED BY THEIR LOSS OF A LOVED ONE, THE TRAGEDY OF THEIR EXISTANCE, THE MYSTERIOUS CIRUMSTANCES OF THEIR BIRTH, THEIR...PROXIMITY TO SPACE? WHOSE EYELINER TEARS STAIN THE DARKEST? WHOSE MCR COVER POPS THAT HARDEST? WHOSE HOT TOPIC T-SHIRT SELLS OUT THE FASTEST? WHOSE GOING....TO ROUND 3?

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Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow

A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of

Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!

Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!

*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.

Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)

All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest

Check below for a list of all poll posts:

Round One (Feb 3 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Jiang Cheng (The Untamed) Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. L (Death Note) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Father Paul (Midnight Mass) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Joel Miller (The Last of Us) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) vs. Kendall Roy (Succession) Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Emet Selch (Final Fantasy XV) Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) vs. Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon) Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) Bruce Wayne aka RBattz (The Batman) vs. Villanelle (Killing Eve) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Seong Gi-hun (Squid Game) Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs. Catra (She-Ra) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)

Round Two (February 4 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) Kendall Roy (Succession) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Bruce Wayne (The Batman) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)

Round Three (February 5 noon EST)

Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)

Round Four (February 6 noon EST)

Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Will Graham (Hannibal) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Final Round (February 7 noon EST)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium)

The winner will be crowned on February 8. May the most sopping wet paper towel of a person win!

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Poor Little Meow Meow Poll, Round 2: Alien Stuck With Annoying Humans Edition

On the left: PRINCE XAVIN (Super Skrull in training, Runaways member, Majesdanian Light Brigade General)

Qualifications:

child soldier with a brutal backstory

determined to end a terrible space war through a political marriage

thought a great way to go about this was to kidnap their unknowing fiance and try to kill her friends

when they found out she was a lesbian, transed their gender and told the humans it was no big deal for a shapeshifting alien

(narrator voice: so that was a lie)

robophobic bigot

socially awkward on a truly disastrous level

deeply loves their gf and friends and will sacrifice anything to protect them and to do the right thing :( my sweet baby

QUOTE: “That's idiotic! A million deaths is a million times more tragic than one! It's simple arithmetic! This planet is even more insane than the ones we fled like cowards!”

On the right: QUARK (bartender)

Qualifications:

I grabbed that picture from the thumbnail for a youtube video titled, "Quark Gets Hurt Again and Again"

QUOTE: “And when I arrive at the gates of the Divine Treasury, the Registrar will accept my bribe and usher me inside; and do you know why? Because I died exactly the way I lived - as a Ferengi!”

(Feel free to vote even if you don’t know the canons! Which one has bigger wet cat vibes?)

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: GOTH GIRL FAIL FATHERS

WHAT DRIVES A MAN TO EVIL AND FAILURE? MONEY? A LUST FOR POWER? A DRIVE FOR ATTENTION? A DEEP UNWAVERING LOVE FOR THEIR PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT (AND HOT TOPIC AND 7TH GRADE SPELLING BEES?) ONE'S A SCIENTIST WHO WENT MAD, THE OTHER A MAD SCIENTIST---BUT BOTH ARE THE LOVING FATHERS (OR FORMER FATHERS) OF SOME BAD-IN-BLACK GOTH GIRLS! SO KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE DADDY CAN SEE THEM AND VOTE ON WHICH MEDIOCRE MAD MAN IS GOING ON TO ROUND 3 OF THE 2023 LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION!!!

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: FIRST-PLACE PLAYER-TWO

THEY'RE BELOVED BY GAMRS EVERYWHERE, BUT ARE THEY FIRST-PLAYER MATERIAL!? HELL NO! SPAMTON ISN'T EVEN A PLAYER CHARACTER! BUT PLAYABILITY ISN'T ALWAYS THE SIGN OF A GOOD CHARACTER AND BOY HOWDY DO THESE TWO SURE PROVE THAT! BUT WHO PROOVES IT MORE? WHICH GAMING ICON IS MORE ICONIC? AND WHO IS GOING ON TO ROUND 3 OF THE 2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION?

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: LAW VS OUTLAW

WHAT IS MAN WITHOUT LAWS? WHAT IS SOCIETY WITHOUT JUSTICE? WHAT IS A COUNTRY WITHOUT COURTS? AND WHAT IS A COWBOY WIHTOUT AN ENDLESS HORIZON? WITHOUT FREEDOM? WITHOUT THECHANCE TO LAY DOWN HIS OWN LAW? WHAT IS A LITTLE MEOW MEOW? A MAN OF LAWLESS FREEDOM? OR LAWFUL JUSTICE?

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WOW WHAT A RUSH! Tumblr brought their A game with round 1! I can't believe how wrong I was about some of these contests, still we'll have a redemption poll up soon for our most contentious of losers, and make sure to be back here tomorrow morning as we kick off round 2 because baby, the competition is only getting hotter!

VOTE IN ROUND 2 HERE

CLICK HERE FOR ROUND 1 FULL RESULTS

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: DVD DIVA

IS ALL THAT GLITTERS GOLD? BECAUSE THESE TWO HAD THE MIDAS TOUCH! ON VHS, DVD, BLUE-RAY AND GOD KNOWS STRAMING WHERE THESE CULT CLASSIC KINGS AR EHERE TO STRUT THEIR STUFF AND HAVE THEIR EYES ON THE PRIZE. DRAMATIC, DARLING, AND DARING, ONLY ONE OF THESE TWO ICONS CAN GO TO ROUND 3 OF THE TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: BLUE NO MATTER WHO

IS THERE WATER ON MARS? PROBABLY NOT THAT SHIT IS RED AS HELL AND THESE TWO ARE ALL ABOUT THE DEEPEST BLUES. SHIMMERING SAPPHIRE POOLS AND OPEN BLUE SKIES, FLYING AWAY AND BLASTING OFF AGAIN! WHOSE GOING ON THE NEXT ROUND OF THE 2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION?

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2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW ROUND 2 MASTER POST

• DVD DIVA (Emperor Kuzco vs. Howl Jenkins Pendragon)

WINNER: HOWL JENKINS PENDRAGON

Final Score: 49-51 3,431 total votes

• BLUE NO MATTER WHO (Lapis Lazuli vs. James)

WINNER: JAMES

Final Score: 25-75 3,843 total votes

• LAW VS OUTLAW (Arthur Morgan vs. Phoenix Wright)

Final Score: 25-75 3,843 total votes

WINNER: PHOENIX WRIGHT

Final Score: 30-70 3,980 total votes

• FIRST-PLACE PLAYER-TWO (Spamton vs. Luigi)

Final Score: 30-70 3,980 total votes

WINNER: LUIGI

Final Score: 36-64 4,637 total votes

• KING OF THE CRAZIES (Nagito Komaeda vs. Will Graham)

Final Score: 36-64 4,637 total votes

WINNER: WILL GRAHAM

Final Score: 42-58 3,788 total votes

• ULTIMATE EDGELORD (Anakin Skyewalker vs. Shadow the Hedgehog)

WINNER: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

Final Score: 33-67 4,019 total votes

• GOTH GIRL FAIL FATHERS (The Ice King vs. Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz)

WINNER: DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Final Score: 25-75 7,094 total votes

• PRINCE OF PATHETIC (Harry Du Bois vs. Shinji Ikari)

WINNER: HARRY DU BOIS

Final Score: 63-37 6,067 total votes

ROUND 1 LINEUP AND RESULTS HERE

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET

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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 2: KING OF THE CRAZIES

Mental health and neurodivergence are both extremely serious, important, and sensitive topics.

ON ONE SIDE WE HAVE A STUDENT SO SCREW LOOSE YOU HAVE TO CARRY HIM IN A BUCKET --- AND ON THE OTHER SIDE WE GOT THE FIRST MAN TO GOOGLE THE QUESTION "IS CANNIBALISTIC HOMOEROTICISM A SYMPTOM OF AUTISM?" THEY'RE BOTH SO FUCKED THAT SIGNS OF INSANITY AREN'T THE ONLY THING THEY SHOULD BE TESTED FOR! THEY BOTH NEED THERAPY, BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM CAN GO ON TO ROUND 3 OF THE 2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION! AND THAT'S THE PSYCHATRIST'S ORDERS!

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2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 3: Harry Hole

Harry Hole (the surname pronounced as "HOO-leh"), whose name translates to "Harry Hill" in English and is also called "Harry Holy" by allies in the Australian police force,[1] is the main character in a series of crime novels written by Norwegian author Jo Nesbø.[2] The name is derived from Old Norse Hólar, the plural form of hóll, meaning "round and isolated hill." Harry's surname is also the name of a historic Norwegian town (Hole, Norway) with a heritage that goes back to the Viking Age.

In his stories, Hole is a brilliant, introverted, and obsessively driven detective. He has few friends and often clashes with colleagues, but his work and skill are so widely known and respected that he is considered a specialist, leading him to sometimes consult on cases in other cities and countries.[1][3] Throughout the novels, he sometimes uses unorthodox and illegal methods in his investigations. A common focus of the novel series is Hole's struggles with alcoholism and depression, as well as how his mental health suffers as a result of his morally questionable actions and the brutal nature of the crimes he investigates. The novel series eventually shows Hole recognizing the harmful nature of his work and increasingly problematic behavior, prompting him to leave the police force.[4] Despite this, later novels show Hole continually finding reason to return to Oslo and assist new criminal investigations, despite his own initial reluctance and the protests of his loved ones.[5][6]

Critics liken the personality of Harry Hole to those of the famous literary detectives such as Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Jules Maigret, and Nero Wolfe.[7] According to Jo Nesbø himself, the character is inspired by and a tribute to Michael Connelly's character Harry Bosch. The novels are frequent bestsellers.[8][9]

HOLY SHIT FUCKING TYPO GOD DAMN IT FUCK WHAT IS THAT NEVERMIND JUST GET THE POLL OUT

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IT'S TIME

VOTE FOR TUMBLR'S LITTLEST MEOW MEOW NOW!!!

CLICK HERE FOR ROUND 4 FULL RESULTS

CLICK HERE FOR ROUND 3 FULL RESULTS

CLICK HERE FOR ROUND 2 FULL RESULTS

CLICK HERE FOR ROUND 1 FULL RESULTS

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2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW ROUND 3 MASTER POST

• HARRY HOLE (Harry Du Bois vs. Howl Jenkins Pendragon)

WINNER: HARRY DU BOIS

Final Score: 51-49 3.080 total votes

• LAWYERINATOR (Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz vs. Phoenix Wright)

WINNER: DR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Final Score: 65-35 7.829 total votes

• NINTENDUDE (Luigi vs. James)

WINNER: JAMES

Final Score: 37-63 2,850 total votes

• HOG-OUT (Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Will Graham)

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET

WINNER: SHADOW

Final Score: 64-36 2,405 total votes

ROUND 1 LINEUP AND RESULTS HERE

ROUND 2 LINEUP AND RESULTS HERE

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Poor Little Meow Meow Poll, Round 2: Hot Boi Edition

(yes, I will always use Crit Recap Essek for this purpose. he's too perfect.)

On the left: THE VAMPIRE ARMAND (supreme evil twink)

Qualifications:

Worse Boyfriend (affectionate)

commits atrocities to get boys' attention. commits atrocities out of jealousy. commits atrocities because he wanted to see what would happen

angstiest backstory

always has his shirt unbuttoned

sexy vampire

QUOTE: “If I’m an angel, paint me with black wings.”

On the right: Essek Thelyss (former Shadowhand, current fugitive and gardener)

Qualifications:

committed treason and heresy and started a war over lack of grant funding

neutral evil grad student

redeemed by the power of Friendship and hot wizards

wracked by guilt

noodle arms

sad elfie

QUOTE: “What have you done? This world was so much easier when it was black and white.”

(Feel free to vote even if you don’t know the canons! Which one has bigger wet cat vibes?)