#lizard makes a queue

[excavatinglizard]

Me, at the lake with no wifi and exactly one(1) reference of clone armor: I think Rex deserves an emotional support tooka

[hesperidia]

You know how in atla when Zuko starts questioning his objective and actions he feels physically sick and has a fever? In bsd when Akutagawa stops killing people his stress levels skyrocket and i think, when it comes to stubborn characters that's a cool way to portray making a choice to challenge one's beliefs and change as a person

[asleepinawell]

one of my favorite perches to chill on while waiting for ivalice to not happen

[spiltymilky]

[micewithknives]

Skipping ALL things in my queue, and all the asks in my ask box, to tell y'all about THIS that came out a few hours ago. I cannot express how excited I am about this information finally being published.

Its not the first evidence of pottery technologies found in Australia, but the artefacts that have been found at the Lizard Island group in the past havent necessarily been datable. Evidence of pottery in the Torres Strait was also found in the early 2000s, and its been analysed to be evidence of trade with Papua New Guinea (who have an AMAZING history of pottery technology).

To our amazement, around 40cm below the surface we began to find pieces of pottery among the shells in the excavation. We knew this was a big deal. We carefully bagged each piece of pottery and mapped where each sherd came from, and kept digging.

But as of now, there's officially dated evidence for locally made pottery in Australia, of at least 1800 years. Not only outside the Torres Straight, but 300km south. Not only 1800+ years old, but also pre-dating the original known dates for Torres Straight Islands pottery, suggesting the possibility of even earlier pottery technology trade with PNG. AND ITS DECORATED.

Radiocarbon dating of charcoal and shells found close to the pottery shows that it is between 2,950 and 1,815 years old, making it the earliest securely dated pottery ever found in Australia. Analysis of the clays and tempers shows that all of the pottery was likely made on Jiigurru.

The pottery stopped at about 80cm depth, with 82 pieces of pottery in total. Most are very small, with an average length of just 18 millimetres. The pottery assemblage includes rim and neck pieces and some of the pottery is decorated with pigment and incised lines.

[peacelovepandora]

Night Hunters

Jake Sully x Daughter!Reader

NOTE : This takes place before Kiri and Tuktirey, so the reader is Jake's youngest child and only daughter.

ENJOY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVES

Giggles erupted from you as you padded through the forest, rapidly ducking underneath leaves and hopping over mushrooms. Your movements were fluid--just like your mother taught you--as you briefly glanced back for your pursuer. However, when you failed to see him, you skidded to a stop.

Panting, you twisted around, looking over your shoulders. Though the hour was late, the forest was far from inactive. Creatures, that were currently not within your eyesight, chirped around you. A gust of wind blew your hair, causing you to whip around, once again. However, your soaring heart slowed when you caught sight of a group of fan lizards. You followed them with your gaze, watching as they soared higher and higher into the air.

The glow from their bioluminescent wings lit the surrounding area, giving everything they glided past a temporary glow. As they flew deeper into the forest, the glow from one of the lizards suddenly illuminated a pair of yellow eyes. Upon seeing their glow, you gasped as your heart jumped, releasing a scream before turning around and taking off at a sprint.

As you ran, you heard bigger, heavier footsteps behind you, further fueling your adrenaline rush. Giggles poured out of your mouth as you pushed yourself to run faster, desperately weaving between trees and hopping over bushes.

Grunting, you pushed your legs to move faster. You didn't dare look back, knowing that the action would only slow you down.

When you felt yourself gain a bit of distance, you ducked underneath an oversized leaf, allowing it to conceal your presence. Releasing a breath, you gently sat down and pressed your back against the plant. Reaching behind you, you grabbed your queue and brought it over your shoulder. You, then, took a piece from the rest of your hair, absentmindedly playing with it between your fingers as you waited.

Thank goodness Mommy let me wear my hair out today, you thought to yourself.

You'd been begging your mother to style your hair in the same hairstyle that she wore on special occasions--where most of her hair was down, except for the front portion, which would be pulled behind her head and held with a flower. You knew that, if you had beads in, the noise from them might give you away.

For a long moment, you didn't hear any movement around you. That quickly changed, however, when you saw a familiar silhouette come into view. The soft, nocturnal glow from the forest illuminated the area around the figure, making its shape show more prominently through the leaf. You covered your mouth as the tall figure stalked closer to your hiding place. As the figure turned, still searching, its queue whipped around behind it.

Pressing your hand tighter to your mouth, you shook with anticipatory giggles. However, when one slipped out, you sucked in a breath as your eyes widened.

The figure whipped around, now facing you. Then, at an agonizingly slow pace, it lowered itself to its knees before beginning to crawl. You held your breath as you pressed your back against the plant. It drew closer, stalking forward like a predator scoping out its prey.

Before long, it was right in front of you. The leaf was the only boundary between you and your predatory pursuer. Your heart pumped within your chest, echoing inside your ears as a pair of hands made their way around each side of the leaf.

Unable to hold yourself anymore, you squealed, giggling loudly as the hands crawled towards you, moving in a motion that resembled two spiders. As the "spiders" closed in, you pulled your feet in, tucking them closer to you. However, the spiders anticipated this movement and grabbed your ankles before you could pull them out of reach.

"No!" you squealed, giggling as you tried to free your feet.

"Oh, Y/N . . . ?" the figure finally spoke, making you giggle louder, "Where, oh where, has my babygirl gone?"

With one quick pull, you were yanked from under the leaf. The quick force caused you to fall onto your back. You covered your face, shielding your eyes from the awaiting gaze of the vicious predator that had been stalking you. However, once you came to a stop, the hands released your ankles.

Though your vision was blocked, you could feel a large body hovering over you. The feeling of a couple of loose strands of hair brushed over your hands. Then, large hands gripped your wrists and forced them away from your eyes. Immediately, you were face-to-face with the mischievous, awaiting gaze of your father.

Tilting his head, a playful smile pulled at his lips. "There she is," he growled.

Letting out a scream, you sat up and tried to run, once again. However, Jake didn't let you escape this time. After quickly grabbing your waist, he scooped you up.

"Oh no you don't," he said, laying you back down on the ground.

Desperate giggles fell from your lips as you squirmed, looking up at your father. He chuckled as he grabbed your fighting arms and held them in place.

With a subtle shake of his head, he rasped, "You're mine now."

He, then, lowered his head to your stomach and blew an enormous raspberry onto your skin. Squeezing your eyes closed, you shrieked with giggles, squirming desperately at the ticklish sensation.

After a moment, Jake raised his head, wanting to get a look at your face. Upon seeing your joyous expression, he broke into a smile before beginning to laugh himself. Then, he lowered his head again, placing his lips back on your belly. This time, he blew a shorter raspberry before shaking his head back and forth, making playful growling noises into your skin. You threw your head back, hollering with childish laughter, once again.

Then, without warning, he raising your arms before alternating between your hollows and neck, blowing short raspberries into your skin. Your laughter spiked, increasing an octave as the sensation became nearly unbearable.

Sensing your lack of breath, Jake let up, raising his head to watch you. He smiled fondly as your giggles slowly quieted down. Shaking his head, he chuckled before lowering his head to you again. Thinking he was going to blow another raspberry, you shrugged your shoulders, shrinking away from him as anticipatory giggles bubbled up again.

This made him laugh more. "No more tickles, baby," he said, placing a kiss on your forehead, "Just wanted to give you a kiss."

You let out a breath as he released you. However, since you were too tired to move from your position on the ground, you simply stayed put. As Jake leaned up, he positioned himself to sit down before turning back to you. When he saw you panting on the ground, he threw his head back in laughter.

"Aw, babygirl," he chuckled, reaching down and picking you up, "Too ticklish for your own good?"

You shook your head, leaning against him as he placed you on his lap.

"No?" he asked, chuckling as you shook your head again, "Well, you definitely have it worse than your brothers, that's for sure."

"Why should I suffer for that?" you exclaimed, making Jake place a hand on your head and laugh again.

The sudden sound of a low growl ceased both of your movements. Looking up, you quickly realized that the growl hadn't come from your father. Jake jumped up, pushing you behind him as he faced the direction of the growl. As he kept his left hand on your stomach, keeping you behind him, his right hand reached into his belt and pulled out his knife.

Fear spiked within you as a thanator slowly emerged from the bush. Gasping, you reached up and grabbed Jake's hand.

"Daddy," you whimpered, feeling your heart rate pickup.

""It's okay, babygirl," he replied.

Though he was now heavily distracted, he took the time to give your small hand a gentle squeeze. Peeking around his much taller body, you watched as the thanator let out a venomous hiss. Jake, who had not taken his eyes off of the carnivorous creature, narrowed his eyes before tilting his head. Then, he let out a hiss of his own, challenging the creature.

Shivers ran down your spine as you heard the chilling sound. You'd never heard him hiss in such a way.

Just as the creature began to stalk forward, a loud squawk was heard from above. You gasped as Jake's ikran suddenly flew in from above the trees. Crowing loudly, it landed in between Jake and the thanator before turning to hiss at the approaching creature.

You barely had time to register the moment before Jake scooped you up and hopped onto the creature's back. With you sitting in front of him, he secured the bond before giving it an order.

"Yah!" he yelled, signaling the creature to take off.

Sucking in a breath, you leaned back against your father's chest as the ikran took off in a vertical position, briefly missing the thanator's reaching claws as it jumped.

As the ikran took you through the trees, wind rushed past your ears. Heart pounding, you reached out and grabbed your father's wrist. After glancing down, he freed one of his hands and gripped your waist.

"I got you, sweetheart," he said, "It's okay."

Too stunned to respond, you simply nodded and allowed him to hold you to him.

At last, you surpassed the treetops and reached the night sky. Your jaw dropped as you took in the view. Below you, the forest's glow was still visible. Above you, stars gleamed through the dark blue blanket that coated the sky. Neighboring planets were also visible, filling the sky with their blue radiance.

Jake temporarily released you to level out the ikran before gripping you again.

Your father had never taken you on his ikran before, not that he'd ever intended to. Jake had planned for your first time to be after the final hunter exam, should you choose to become a hunter. However, in that moment, he knew that this exception was more than necessary. He couldn't have been more grateful for his ikran's aid in getting you out alive.

"Whew." He released a breath. "I shouldn't have had you out this late, anyway. Your mother's not gonna be too happy with me."

You looked up at him. "Please don't stop our night adventures, Daddy," you replied.

He glanced down at you before smiling gently. "Don't worry about that now, babygirl," he responded, "Just try to get some shut-eye, alright?"

After releasing a sigh, you nodded before leaning back against his chest. You felt him place a kiss on your head before rubbing your stomach. With one last look at the sky, and the glowing forest below you, you closed your eyes.

Taglist : @eywas-daughter @pturnersblog @bombshe77

[albaqae]

OH MY GOD I FINALLY WATCHED MUTANT MAYHEM AND DJJSAJJSNSNFHXJDJ

queue the ramble :) (also yes spoilers)

I’m so so happy being able to take off mutant mayhem filters NOW I CAN BASK IN THE FANART YES YESBEYYEYSYSYSYSA

Ok so like I pulled up right and I knew it was gon be GOOD, but IT WAS GOODER THAT GOOD???? After I watched rise I was like mkmk yea there’s NO WAY they can make them more teenager-y But they Did.

My friend my love told me that they told the VA to change the script if they wanted to and if they thought it was more relevant and honestly? BEST DECISION EVER

U can feel however u want abt the movie but I will Fight You about the relevancy of it so bad, like something that media tends to focus on capturing is the Present, the feeling of the very moment “insert thing” happens, and the relevancy of certain situations in certain times. It’s the very reason why nostalgia hits so hard, because it is capturing the feeling of being right there in that moment, and so effortlessly

That’s what I felt watching the movie, THEY LITERALLT SAID RIZZ AND SUS, and I never in my LIFE thought I’d hear that in an ACTUAL OFFICIAL MOVIE, I just KNOW history scholars are gonna psycho analyze every reference they make

ALSO I ADORE SPLINTER SO SO SO MUCHANJAJASJKEKNX, I love seeing just-became-a-father splinter it’s AKJSNDNX. I really really love the angle they took with him, and him seeing himself reflected in superfly and how being so strict hurts his kids because it doesn’t let them explore options or themselves fully, even if he really does think he’s right

ALSO HIM AND SCUMBAG AKAJNSNSNX IT WAS SO CUTEEEE IT KILLED MEEE

AND OH GOD near the end when superfly had the turtles and was abt to like snap them and I saw the broken shells I, no kidding, screamed. THE AMOUNT OF ANGST IVE CONSUMED THAT HAS HAD BROKEN SHELLS AS ONE OF ITS MAIN PLOTS AOQJJWNSNX, it was WILDDD having it canon ngl

Overall all the characters, like every single one, felt so fleshed out and real, it was genuinely so refreshing. I love how media now focuses on capturing raw human states instead of the heavily filtered beauty standard that our societies have for so long clung to. I think future generations being able to see that will really heal some of the damage being “chronically online” can cause

April had SUCH GOOD STYLE and I loved her :) because the plot was so heavy I almost expected a lot of the characters to not have an arc at all, so I was real surprised when splinter and April realized what they did was hurting ppl. The writers were REAL good at keep the plot semi-un-crowded despite how much was going on

Again, THE HUMOR WAS SO SO PRESENT DAY AKAJWJENNX

I loved Raph LIKE ALWAYS and how they made him an angry mf w/o making it against his brothers, and just making it as just how he is, I thought it was so nice to have an iteration where he keeps his spark without making it harmful to those he cares abt (his outfit at the end was so very fire it was my fav)

Mikey was so so sweet, I love whenever he’s both a goofy goober but also one of the most empathetic ones, the hope and kindness in his eyes <33

DONNIE WAS SO RADDDD, the VA did SUCH a good job, he has my fav voice and overall he was so cool in character too, freaking out abt the attack on titan doodle was so me and I love seeing a representation of what non-toxic fandom looks like that wasn’t seen as a problem or as meant to be looked down on, bro just loves k-pop and anime!!!

Leo was AMAZINFGGGT, they kept his leader persona and his want to take responsibility and decency without making him an ass !!! And for someone who grew up with 2012 Leo that’s something I was REALLY at awe at

It’s also the first turtle x human ship i don’t hate, they didn’t make Leo be CREEPY ASF LIKE W 2012 DONNIE, but he was still a hormonal teenager having a real crush and they were still friends

I also loved lizard dude

Superfly character was so rad too, the way he spoke and carried himself was really interesting to look at and I thought it was so cool, I love villains that have actual stories, AND BABY HIM WAS SO CUTEEEEE, wish we got more sibling content on him and his crew tho, but that’s very me nitpicking

Splinter cracking his back remind me of “BUMBUMBUM BUM BUM BUM!”

I love when tmnt doesn’t do orientalism :))) it’s very hard to avoid in iterations cause of the very foundation of tmnt, but I take it as a major W whenever we get a decent story(USUALLY AMAZING STORIES) that doesn’t rely on “oooohhhh mystery ninja stuff ooooooo” to make a compelling “aesthetic”

I also loved how Baxter stockman looked, and the turtle tots, the animation was OUT OF THIS WORLDDD, I rlly love how, as artists, we accept more diverse styles rather than just sticking to realism being the standard, because it allows for stuff like this to happen!!! And the scribbles added so much to the world ownqnnsndndjxjx I’ll rewatch it over and over again just for the art style

And also when Leo call himself leon IT MADE ME SO HAPPY BC LIKE LEO IN RISE LIKES LEON TOO IT FELT LIKE A WINK WINK SKSNSNWNMSND not sure if it was tho but it was me giggling and kicking my feet

The plot itself was so good too in the way that it applies to more than mutants, the seeking of acceptance is something really really relatable in so many contexts: neurodivergence, queerness, immigration, and so so so much more????? It’s one of my fav things of most tmnt iterations, its themes carry on to other contexts, not just to the specific story being told. This is what leads it to being so attractive to so many audiences

The music was very atsv and I thought it was so rad, it’s always nice to watch a movie that has that kinda soundtrack, especially in urban settings it’s a lot more fitting than an orchestra (sometimes, or at least I think)

By the time me movie was over with the BADASS SHREDDER APPEARANCE I lost control of my body and was just happy stimming violently and my friends just kinda 🧍‍♂️ at me, and they got the same rant u just read but even more messy, if that’s possible

I’m proud to have mutant mayhem as an official tmnt iteration, and I’m proud of the work that’s been done, and I hope to in the future maybe somehow contribute to a version too!!

I didn’t revise this, and it’s very messy, and I doubt I’ll go back and fix it, but it’s just beginning thoughts :D if you actually read this far thank you and I love you

[maniculum]

I was so busy with my dissertation this week that I forgot to queue a Scorpion Sunday. When will I get my priorities in order?

Not a whole lot to say about this one, however. It's also from Harley MS 3244, the third of four distinctly different scorpion illustrations from that text. You kind of have to respect the artist, I think, for going, "I have no idea what this thing looks like so I'm just going to draw it four different ways and hope I get close."

This one is really skating close to the penalties while not quite crossing the line. It initially looks like a lizard, which would be enough to lose a point for being identifiably something that is not a scorpion ("lizard" is a pretty broad category, but I think it counts). However, I don't think a lizard would have those little ears -- I'm no herpetologist, but those seem un-lizard-like to me. In fact, they seem kind of mammalian... but there's no indication of fur on this guy, so I don't think I quite have enough evidence to take away a point for that.

So, actual points:

Small Scuttling Beaſtie? ✓, i think lizards can scuttling

Pincers? ✘

Exoskeleton or Shell? ✘

Visible Stinger? ✘

Limbs? 4

Little to say in the way of vibes either, because it's so close to being Just A Lizard. Lizards are perfectly nice, I suppose, but I wouldn't put them on a tier above scorpions. I like the cheerful, kinda dopey face it's making, so it can have an extra half point. 3.5/5.

Total score:

4.9 / 10

I like to imagine this illustrator was doing the Two Monks Invent thing, with a second person going, "no i think scorpions have different legs than that, try again on the next page" and stuff.

[statementlou]

sometimes I fantasize about Louis covering this soft beautiful song about (IMO) the struggles of fame and the images they want to sell but how the love of and for the fans and performing for them makes it all worth it (lyrics under the cut)

You always were the one that knew They sold us for the likes of you I always wanted new surroundings A room to rent while the lizards lay crying in the heat Trying to remember who to meet I would take a foxy kind of stand While tens of thousands found me in demand When you rock and roll with me No one else I'd rather be Nobody here can do it for me I'm in tears again When you rock and roll with me Gentle hearts are counted down The queue is out of sight and out of sounds Me, I'm out of breath, but not quite doubting I've found a door which lets me out! When you rock and roll with me No one else I'd rather be Nobody down here can do it for me I'm in tears again When you rock and roll with me Oh, when you rock and roll with me There's no one else I'd rather be Nobody down here can do it for me When you rock and roll with me When you rock and roll, when you rock and roll with me No one else I'd rather, I'd rather be Nobody here can do it for me I'm in tears, I'm in tears When you rock and roll with me

[jrwi-autistic-swag]

Round 4/Semi-final Poll:

Pictures and propaganda are under the cut!

Peter Sqloint (Apotheosis)

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIS BIG BROWN AUTISTIC EYES. LOOK AT HIM SILLY LITTLE EXISTENCE. HE LITERALLY IS THE "me and the bitch I pulled by being autistic" WITH RUMI. HE IS SO SILLY

His special interest is rocks, he named his pet lizard lizard, he pulled quite possibly THE BADDEST bitch…like?!

I mean just look at him, he’s just a little goober and like yippee as hell

listen. listen. listen. there is no other character more autistic than peter sqloint. his special interest is rocks and lizards. he used unfathomable otherworldly power to duplicate his lizard. half the campaign was spent talking about rocks and trying to find a good log for his lizard. he is the most autistic autist and i’ve ever seen in my life. he canonically has trouble maintaining eye contact and making eye contact in general. listen to me. he is autism incarnate. i would die for him

have you seen his rock collection? or his missing of social cues and norms? and also the fact he is a charlie slimecicle character? literally nobody more autism than him

Have you seen him? He is the definition of the meme “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic”

Dakota Cole (Prime Defenders)

ITS DAKOTA !!!!!! HIS WHOLE THING IS NOT GETTING SOCIAL QUEUES AND BEING LOUD AND JUMPING INTO THINGS HEADFIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE !!!!! HES THE AUTISM BITCH !!!!!! AND HES SO SWAGFUL !!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS A SKATEBOARD AND HIS HERO SUIT HAS HIS MIDDIFF EXPOSED !!!!! HES THE SILLIEST !!! EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE LET MY GUY WIN. PLEAAASSSSEEEEEEEE. I KNNNOOOOOWOWWWWWWW SOME MOTHERFUCKER FROM RIPTIDE IS GONNA HAVE LEAGUES OF PEOPLE CAMPAINING FOR THEM BUT LIKE !!!!!!!!! DAKOTA !!!!!!!!! CMOOONNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slash sillay

Canon(?), from what I know hes based off one of Grizz's autistic cousins. He literally got overstimulated and stimmed with his bongos season 2 episode 1. Just generally gets overstimulated all the time. Stims, literally stims all the time. Hes said "yipee" before when he was happy. He literally eats like 2 foods (beef stroganoff and pizza). Hes so silly and is literally me and Im autistic so.

Literally just a guy! Sensory issues, Special Interest (Super-Heros), Cant Understand Emotions/Change/Social Ques, High Energy, He Literally Yippied Once

sensory issues (headphones to block sound, sunglasses to block light. takes time to calm down), he has red hair, he is somehow the most sensitive prime defender while being almost vyncent levels of oblivious. very set on his routines (s1, training every morning consistently), he just has that swag about him have you seen him

Wears headphones in season two because otherwise he gets overstimulated and goes into a feral state

every prime defender is autistic send tweet

He is me fr fr. He has noise cancelling headphones that he has to put on to not get overwhelmed. He's got so much autism, he doesn't. On a scale of not autistic to autistic, he's God.

Grizz said that he based him of an autistic relative. He has cannon sensory issues and other traits

Uh the fact that Griz is portraying some of Dakota's personality based off an autistic family member. He has noise cancelling headphones if he gets overwhelmed/overstimulated. THERES SO MUCH I COULD GO ON

[excavatinglizard]

The other half of my contribution to the USS Mckirk ‘firsts’ collection

First kiss

[zombiebluejay]

"Ye Olde Dirty Work"

Characters/ you, unnamed siblings, Aemond, Aegon, Helena, Alicent, Sir Criston

*PG/crack fic/no warnings necessary*

Your family gets Invited to Alicent's dinner party and a night of pranks ensues.

You’re not sure how you ended up in this situation. There Aegon stood, doing intricate and what you assume is supposed to be sexual body rolls vigorously to the terrified man playing the Vielle. He is making direct eye contact and you can. Not. Look. Away. 

Once in a blue moon, Alicent asked your family over for a dinner party, and like a well oiled wagon sliding down a twerking dragon's back, your parents accepted as fast as they possibly could. Is it because they wanted to weasel you or one of your many siblings into the royal family? Most likely. 

You haven't seen any of the Queen’s children since Aemond was in cloth diapers. You didn’t expect Aegon and Aemond to pull you and 5 of your siblings into a separate room. And you CERTAINLY didn’t expect Aegon to have several, presumably kidnapped, musicians stored in there, nor a jar of sweets shoved in-between the walls. 

With Aegon crunking in the corner and Aemond laying on the floor rambling about how “Modern swordsmanship is lacking so much of the original flourish.” to you brother, an idea sparks in your head like cannon fire.

“Does anyone want to cause a ruckus?” To which immediately gained traction, Aemond leaped from the floor like a lizard, smacking your brother in the head; he cared not.

“What do you have in mind then?”

You stared Aemond in the face eye, as opposed to the one on the back of his head he said he had, making you crossed eye. 

“You know what you must do? You know how to do it?” He nodded yes, and started running down the hall to Sir Cristins bed chamber, jar of tar in hand. The door croaked when opening, as if it knew how the night would end up. 

Once inside, he craftily made his way over to the bed, it had not been made, and there were lots of used handkerchiefs strewn about with various pathetic liquids, some no longer liquid. 

“Ew…” He whispered to himself while lifting the bed linens, drizzling the sticky dark goop all over the bed. Taking out feathers from the pillows and pilling them, he piled them around the bed. His nostrils curled. He sensed something with his non face eye. Over to the side of the door was Sir Cristen himself about to come in. He flopped over to the window and hid behind the curtain. 

The Knight sat in the chair by the fireplace, knowing nothing of what may happen when he tries to sleep, and pulled out a scroll and a small cloth. Aemond squinted trying to see what was happening. Upon Sir Criston unrolling the scroll he could see a very ill drawn portrait of a woman in the nude…..Perhaps he drew it himself. 

That was his queue to skidaddle, however.  The prince grabbed what appeared to be a rock conveniently laid on the floor, just close enough for him to reach, and chucked it out the open 3rd story window, making a kerthump, alerting the knight to check it out. 

He berraled back to the group of teenagers and young adults hiding in a secluded part of the castle grounds. “Who's next?” he asked, causing you and Aegon to simultaneously giggle manicaly.

After getting back from the Prainter, a person in the city who copies things very fast in large amounts, with many copies a portrait of Rhaenyra’s face on Aegon's body with a crown on the mix. 

“Ready you fucking peasentry?” Aegon said while you huddled together, ready to destroy this fucking castle and the people there in.

In a single file line, the group tipped toed through every staircase and hallway, every alure, working as one organism with a single purpose. Pure chaos. Sliding across the hallway walls when hearing anyone walk close to them, as they got closer and closer to Alicent’s office, speeding up and slowing down when necessary. Finally, they reached their destination.

Your brother hands you the stack of portraits and Aegon hands you the glue. 

“Let’s get started lads.” And with that word you start from her desk wall outward, and cover it wall to wall in the worst political art ever created. You look back to back at your masterpiece of terror. But morn was soon to be upon you. 

“Oh yeah that makes me MOIST”, Aegon inserted unnecessarily. 

Your plans were interrupted however as Alicent had busted through the doors loudly, seeing the stunningly foul act. 

Helaena grabbed a vase and smashed it on the floor and screamed “SCATTER!” causing all of you to run around like chickens without head bumping into each other clucking about after the call out of your fucking about. Aegon jumped out of the window yelling “REMEMBER ME!” his words trailed off as he fell on the stones at the bottom with a thud. It was only about a 5 ft drop. 

Once running outside, Aegon found his way back to the group. You all ran like the wind, screaming and wailing, one of your sisters started doing fingercannons up to the heavens, Aemond kept bumping into things due to his unfortunate lack of depth perception. 

Finally you reached the edge of the city, on a small hill overlooking the place. Not a sign of anyone looking for any of you. Not a hair seemingly out of place, except for Aemond’s, who seemed slightly distressed about the glue he just found in his highly maintained hair. 

Everyone collapsed on the ground, not one leg muscle working in the group. The sunrise was very welcomed. As the group looked around at each other, you knew this would be a memory you would all remember. 

[asleepinawell]

goth mlp hours in amaurot tonight

[undertale-writing-times]

This is my first ask 👉👈 umm.. Swapfell bros , Envy and Pride being with. Lizard monster s/o

Big Cuddles! Big Lizard! Big Warmth! Big Strong! Basically s/o smothers them in love! ( Did I do this right?)

You did really well! Since this is your first ask I'll post it instead of put it into the queue :)

King: He's never met a lizard monster other than Terror, and he didn't really care much about her. She was just his second hand! Not that he could even call her that… But you? You're amazing! You're strong, tall, and you like to give him attention and affection. Sometimes he would see you sunning and when you do that, he goes to lay with you. It's one of the times that he can excuse being 'lazy' since you need to do it. Unlike his brother. All of the attention and affection makes him feel really good about himself, and you always see him perk up when you come over cause he knows that he's gonna get at least three hugs in the time of ten minutes. He often holds out his arms when he sees you, just prepared for you to hug him. If you lift him up in the hug too? Yeah, got heart eyes.

Alpha: No. He would tell you that you need to ask before touching him, he doesn't care how long that they've been together or how long they've known each other. He doesn't like it when people touch him, and randomly touching him will end with him panicking and most likely accidentally punching you, and he would much rather NOT do that. Now after you make sure to tell him that you're gonna touch him, he doesn't mind, and will lean into the touch. He has a lot of… stufrf in his past that made him not really react too well to touches. It's uh a long story. He likes to pet your tail and, weirdly, finds your scales calming to lay against. Slowly he would get used to you touching him and might even start the hugs himself! It's a big deal.

Envy: It depends. Did he meet you while out and about, or are you part of the mafia? If you're part of his mafia, he might treat you more like a second hand sometimes than a partner, and honestly, Calamity might be jealous of you haha. If you weren't part of his mafia, then he'll treat you softer. You might, most likely, be bigger than him in height and muscle but he's strong in his connections. If something happens to you, or you want anything, tell him and he can either take care of the problem or get you what you want within most likely hours. He loves how cuddly you are, he thinks that it's really cute! Loves how touchy feely you are. You're one of the only people he allows to touch him like that.

Pride: He loves the attention. It, honestly, makes him feel really good about himself! Sometimes he feels a little bad with how many people talk bad about police and cops, he knows that some of them are bad… most of them, but he likes to think that he is one of the few good ones. With you being so kind and sweet to him, it helps him understand that yes, people like him. If you pick him up while hugging him, he'll get so embarrassed! He would most likely try to do the same thing to you, funnily enough! :D He's very warm too so sometimes he would lean against you while cuddling and he would help you warm up if you're ever cold.

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Here's a Quid species masterpost since the original was only in my discord & overall very messy imo

Quid belongs to an alien species known as "Queues", a species based around immatating features from surronding plant & animal life at birth for adaptability purposes. This leads to a LOT of divergent evolution even among Queues in similar environments, so quite literally no 2 Queues look the same. Some features are viewed as omnipresent though, notably:

some form of antennas, curled or not

excellent maneuverability & capability of fitting into gaps they logically shouldn't

black eyes with white pupils (though this one has the most outliers)

They have no gender binary & reproduce via division, usually by way of yanking off their tails like lizards. By virtue this also makes Quid trans since she willingly uses feminine pronouns (good for her !)

When it comes to the big Quid herself, she's just part of a small group of space fairing aliens. They call themselves a sqaudron despite not being part of any bigger unit lol

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Summer camp

Ooh, this is fun! Thanks! Let's see:

Shaka: the weird autistic kid whose parents don't know what to do with and just want a break for the summer. So they fully plan to wander the forest and curl up under the bed all summer, but then they meet Kris and he's the first person in the world they feel like they can really communicate with. Queue all sorts of silly adventures, including swimming and lots of bead lizards on everything and getting in trouble for pulling pranks.

Kris is outgoing but awkward and struggles to keep friends once he makes them, so he's glad when Shaka seems happy to listen to him talk and go along with his ideas and they don't do any of the scheduled activities but goof off in the woods.

Lynn and Tati have been coming every year since they were little and now they're kind of junior counselors. Tati is excellent at it and loves helping the kids do stuff, getting to be in the real counselor skit at the end of summer, having some level of responsibility to brag about. Lynn isn't as great, at least not at the leading part, but they set things up and realize they really like helping in the kitchen.

It's Harry and Doug's first time despite being teenagers. Harry is really used to having a lot of responsibility and marvels at the chance to let other people take over and just be crafty and swimming and fun. Doug is used to trying to be serious and more mature than he is, so he struggles to relax and have fun, but definitely gets there by the end of summer--making friends with Beth helps a lot.

Beth is new at this camp too, but only because her family just moved states. She loves swimming in the lake more than anything and is intrigued by Doug's sullen silence and his sudden and unpredictable bursts of real interest and kindness. The two are opposite but get along well.