hi sorry hello excuse if i could just pardon trying to get through sorry just lemme makikiraan po it’s okay gonna sumimasen squeeze in right here perdón yeah no it’s fine just excusez moi just gotta gonna commit a little words crime and i’ll be outta your hair hha ha a
... my humor isn’t so much low hanging fruit as it’s the fruit on the ground that the wasps have eaten and gotten drunk from the fermentation and are uselessly trying to sting the air
click through to see flowers given to people for their gorgeous gorgeous work
... i legit don’t know the general etiquette for tagging people you don’t know two days in a row...
w elp; y’all should read up, 10/10 i love
Odd Man Out by the @threestripeslider
We’ll Meet Again, Soon @chiangyorange
Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis by @mutantninjamidlifecrisis
Trial and Error by @apatheticrobots
Replica by @kathaynesart
EDIT: .......... i forGOT MNMC’S RED CRESCENTS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF but I remembered his dumb nipple dents, call that equivalent exchange
what if mirage and you had been being brats all day (you flirting with everyone you could,, jokingly of course && mirage just not listening to a thing either of you said)
so, noah does the only thing he can think of- he rails you on mirage's hood, while he's in his alt form.
you moaning for both of them, clawing at mirage's hood. and the bot whining and downright begging to be able to fuck you, taste you, hell- he just wants to touch you!
though, noah does pull out of you before coming- pretty much every other round.
(and if you're amab, he'd let you finish on him half the time- and the other half he takes it all for himself)
because he still loves mirage, and he can't be that mean to his poor baby, just whining and begging to touch you:((((
What is pat and Paul's relationship anyways?? Fuck buddies but uts complicated? Or divorced parents trying to fight over thier stuff plus custody of thier child (thier child is the plane and thier fighting on who gets to crash it first-)
their relationship is honestly whatever is funnier for the bit. are they together? are they just very close friends? queerplatonic partners? romantic perhaps? who knows and they don't know either honestly
tryptophan induced tmnt au bullshit: leo as the unofficial worldwide beat saber champion
EDIT: it’s fucking... 「側にいるから」. かかかかかかか I missed the dakuten marks in 「がんこ 」from another comic, I swear I know how to write I’m not tired this time but I am filled with 2 kinds of meat, 4 types vegetables, 5 kinds of fruits in varying stages of its original form, and more starchy complex carbohydrates than god pls i try
but frankly it’s what my dumbass gets for thinking it can hold more than one language at a time
EDIT 2: .... 直しまた I fixed it, it was getting on my nerves tanginang pisting yawa... yo cansada
Did it with a couple friends on Instagram (one of their cats names is Leo and he was eating a guitar, thus, this future Leo was born. Also, a celebratory Donnie doodle because my boy won! He won the autism battle! If he makes it to the finals, I will never shut up about it