#lookin at you luci and belphie

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

MC Grooms the Boys! (Part 1)

MC finds themself watching as only a few of the boys actually regularly take care of their demon appendages and thats fine, but self matinence is hard sometimes so after reading all about it, you decide that they need help!

Lucifer

lucifer is shocked when you show up with a book on demon grooming, some supplies he recognized having come from his own bathroom, and the words 'let me groom you' spilling from your lips.

demon appendages are more sensitive as a generalization, so he's quick to shut you down as he knows few others know how much pressure to use to keep from hurting him. it would be find if his wings were featherless, but he's the only demon with feathers wings in the devildom, so it's different and-

-and that's why you're offering to help, you say? you've noticed how it takes him so long to groom and he's been busy lately, so he hasn't taken the time on the weekend to groom like he normally does.

Lucifer, as much as wants to tell you no, period, he simply cant resiste you (and the prospect of help is very appealing), so he moved to the coffee table instead of his desk to give you access to his wings.

the book is one he knows, so he refrains from telling more than you need and helping you know exactly how much pressure to use that doesn't hurt but still feels good.

once you get the hang of it yours running your hands through his feathers and straightening them before using his oils and brushed on them.

forget his work, Lucifer is relaxing under your touch and is simply laying on his table.

you hae to nudge him out of his half awake state to get him to sit up once youre done with his wings to scrub his horns.

when youre done you're not going anywhere for a while, he's too chill. so stay with him and enjoy this for a while, work can wait.

Mammon

Mammon, as a model, takes very good care of himself. but when you ask him to let your groom him since he seems to struggle with it, he goes bright red and stutters excuses.

but obviously inwardly he's absolutely preening that you want to do something so intimate with him, so he's pretty quick to agree and shows you where he keeps his grooming tools.

Mammon's about to show you how to do everything but you've already read al about it and have him sit in front of you with a movie on his tv or something as you start gently wet a soft brush and scrub at the top edge of his wings to remove any old little scales from it.

Mammon's a puddle of happy demon really fast as you clean and rub oil into his wings.

he has to move closer so you can reach his tail, but he's more then willing to.

when you're done you barely say anything before he's turned around and is pushing his horns into your hands, greedy for more of your touch.

hes gets pouty when youre done and yeah, you dont get much of a choice when it comes to cuddles afterwards.

Leviathan

you pop the questions and cue a dropped gaming controller and a bright red stuttering otaku who insists that you don't need to help a yuvky otaku like him-

you cut that off real quick, explaing that you did research about demon grooming habits and that recently when he's been in his demon form, you've seen how he tail rubs on things and twitches around likes its agitated, so you'd like to groom his tail.

its takes some coaxing but Levi admits he's shedding and it's really annoying since he doesn't have the patience to take care of it early on so he just deals with the feeling until shedding it over.

you're not having any of that and of course he can't say no to his Henry! within 15 minutes you've got the grooming supplies you bought around you with LEvi sitting in front of you, one of his favorite anime's on, as you pull is tail into your lap.

he's nervous and barely able to focus at first, but then whatever firm brush you've got in your hand is making circles on his tail and gently pulling his loose scales from his tail. his tail is tight close scales, likes a scales. its meant to hold heat and keep water out since he's a water type demon, so there's nothing to come out from under it, so all you have to do and get all the old scales out and off his tail.

Levi's making a noise akin to purring as he sighs in happy relief, watching his show but not fully registering it as your work down his tail before using a softer brush to soothe it with some nice smelling oil.

he stutters a bit when you also want to clean his horns, but the prospect of his head on your lap is too much to refuse.

that also feels really nice, especially since, due to how the branch out and stuff, its hard to see them to clean them properly, so it's great to have someone else able to see them doing it for him.

melted otaku takes some time to firm up after grooming, give it at least one anime episode before trying to move.

Satan

sorry, you want to what? Satan almost laughs, have you see his tail? its made up of a bunch of hard segments and plates, he doesn't have much to do in terms of caring for his extremeties.

the offer is nice and he'll love to spend time with you, but you're insistant and satan relenets if only to show you that there's nothing really to do-is the a hoof pick? why did you bring a hoof pick to groom him-

Satan falls silent as he goes cross eyed when you take the pick and swipe dirt and dead skin out from under a scale on his tail. fuck, what did you do? there's no way that was all you did, it felt amazing. his tail was never very sensitve, it's too built and armored with hard scales for that-

you show the stuff that collected under it to hima nd Satan's a bit shocked, but you wipe it off on a towel and do it again, Satan's quickly wrapping his tail around you and dragging you to his bed, laying down on his front on it, using a pillow to hide his blush, but you happily settle down and start grooming gunk out from under every piece.

satan's giving happy and relaxed little sighs the whole time, turning into a puddle of temperance, wondering how he'd never thought to even try to do something like that before.

after all of that is over he's sad when he thinks youre done, but you start scrubbing oil into his tail with a brush and now he turns a bit to talk to you, still very calm and happy about the quality time.

you're offering to also clean his horns now? go right ahead, he'll tell you about whatever new drama he's been watching recently while you do.

Asmodeus

he takes immense pride in his looks, and obviously takes very good care of himself in all his forms! but now you're saying its obviously hard to take care of his wings and are offering to help?!

oh he's never going to turn down such an intimate offer from you!

you two settle on his bed surrounded by his supplies that he's given you the pick of and he does want to chat with you while you groom him.

but oohhhh, he's forgotten how it feels to be groomed by someone else. it feels good, and not in the way you're suspicious of. the avatar of lust is a softly purring pile of affection as he lets you clean old scales off his wings and scrub both sides of them.

hes a bit mroe himself and tells you gossip when you start to scrub his horns, but hes speaking a bit slowly and expression wise, looks more like a sated Belphie.

Asmo doesn't mind the comparison, he feels like sleepy but not super tired Belphie, the relaxing feeling of being groomed is incredible.

when you're done he insists you stay so he can give you a massage so you know exactly how he feels, which oddly enough didn't actually seem like any sort of innuendo. and even if you don't want to accept the offer, he will insist you stay with him for some lazy cuddles (which he may or may not nod off during).

Beelzebub

huh you wanna what? Beel's confused, he does very little in terms of grooming, he really doesn't need to. woudl you rather come eat with him instead?

no, you tell him about what you're read and as it turns out, even with his wings there are ways to properly care for them. he really didn't know, but they're fine, so its not a big deal?

he'll still let you when you want to, you guys just have to set him up in front of a table on a backless chair so you can reach his wings without them touching the floor.

Beels eating as you start with a wet cloth and gently wipe down his wings. it kind of tickles a bit around where wing meets skin, but he kind of freezes a bit and stops eating as you wipe down his wing.

the sudden stillness and silence are off putting, he turns to you when you stop, though, to ask you to keep going. it feels really good.

it makes you smile and Beel kind of stays in a trance like state as you wipe down his wings before pouring a bit of oil on them. it makes them flitter a bit and splash some on you, which makes you laugh. beel smiles too, hearing you, but it just feels so good as you gently hold his wing in your palm to brace it a bit as you ever so gently rub the oil into the appendages.

and contrary to his wings, he knows he should take better care of his horns, so he lets you take care of those right away. and sure enough, once again, he's in that trance like serene state as your srub and clean his horns.

when you're done and step back, Beel blinks at you before turning around, grabbing a piece of whatever food was now behind him, and moving to feed it to you.

he's grateful and he really liked that you cared enough to do, not just read up about it, but do that for him, so baby is going to try and hand feed you in thanks. if you don't take it from him thats fine, he'll just offer to share his food instead and try to get you to eat as much as possible anyways.

Belphie

Belphie could not care less when it comes to grooming himself outside of the absolutely nessecary. he doesn't have scales or feathers, so he really doesnt need to do anything like that other than brush his tail occasionally, which tends to be at some ponit after he showers, when he brushes his hair.

you;re not having any of that and make him take a shower, telling him to thoroughly scrub his hair and tail clean and to condition well. (If you want you can join him in the shower, but just know his smug lazy ass will make you do the hard work for him.)

once hes out and dressed you sit down, him half draps over your lap, as you take his tail and start to properly detangle it before you get Belphie to help and sit up so you can do the same to his hair. once both are brushed out you blow dry them and it annoys him, the heat and sound waking him up, but its all or nothing and belphie's nothing if not a greedy bastard who wants you to himself. so he'll endure his new hatred for the stupid thing and let you blow his hair and tail nice and dry and fluffy.

yeah, it's off, he's not staying awake any longer. that's fine, it makes it easier to take your time brushing his tail and putting some oil in it to make it nice and healthy and shiny. and its Belphie, and its you, so nudging him awake enough to lean up on the headboard so you can get to his head is also relatively easy.

its only while your carefully trying to scrub the horns close to his head that Belphie wakes up, meaning you can be a little less gnetle and get it done since hes awake now. Belphie doesnt talk while you get it done, but once youre done, good luck getting away from him any time soon. its nap time and you're staying, no you don't get to argue with him about it.

Part 2

[l3viat8an]

Polly!OM bros being so fucking jelly the first time MC went to the gym with Beel

Like Beel is in the living room shaking a blender bottle of birthday cake pre workout and waiting for MC to come down. And Everyone is just chillin in the living doing whatever they're doin when MC comes down lookin like a whole ass snack in their little workout outfit which is something like a (color of choice) sports bra and a their little workout shorts/skirt (Yes MC chose this outfit to make the boys jelly) Just walks up to Beel all casually like "Okay, I'm ready to go ^_^"

❃ Beel doesn't react, he just hands you your bag and the two of you head to the door while the other bros just gawk at you (some more obvious than others)

❃ Mamms definitely tries to protest but can't seem to get the words out

❃ Levi probably secretly snaps a pic for later hehe but just gets really flustered and mumbles about it being not fair

❃ Luci and Tannie pretend they don't care but they but they're fuming inside

❃ Asmo breaks out his cute workout attire and hustles his ass to the gym to join you guys

❃ Belphie grumbles and heads up to the attic for a nap but has naughty dreams about MC

But the boys absolutely loose their shit and schedule an emergency orgy when they find out that Dia also accompanied them to the gym and MC got more than one workout 🤭

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The obey me fandom is one of the only fandoms I could ever imagine where the words ‘emergency orgy’ make any kind of sense hskshsk

But even worse is how the boys found out that Dia was at the gym with MC!!

Like Beel didn’t tell the others and while Asmo would have!! -eventually- he definitely had fun with it instead and posted workout pics of MC with the three of them~ just to rile the other boys up!! ‘n ofc to show off MC~!!

[saeyoungchoismaid]

hi love! big fan of your blog <3 if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I request hc's for a gender neutral MC who calls the obey me boys (minus luke ofc) by terms of endearment as a nickname, like calling mammon honey! love you, have a great day!

Hi anon! I'm assuming you're asking for their reactions to being called smth like that and what they'd prefer to be called? Idk but that's what I did lol. Hope you enjoy!

Genre: fluff

Warnings: none

Lucifer:

I think the first time you use a term of endearment for him, he's just kinda like 🧍 LMAO

like it just catches him so off guard bc he's not used to it

if you call him smth serious like "darling" or "sweetie," he will blush but try to hide it

if it's smth dumb like "my honey bunches of oats," he's going to give you the most unimpressed look imaginable

definitely prefers to call you and to be called the more 'mature' terms such as darling, honey, my love, sweetheart, my beloved, and so on

Mammon:

blushes 47103784 different shades and can't stop stuttering the first time you call him one

pretends to not like them but is actually obsessed

he will legit think you're mad at him if you use his name instead of a pet name 😭✋😂

likes calling you the cheesy, dorky stuff like sweetie (pie), cutie (pie), my honey bunches of oats, sugar, sunshine, buttercup, sweet pea, and so on

he likes when you call him babe/baby, honey, sweetie, handsome, sweet thang, good lookin, and probs smth ridiculous like stud muffin 💀

Levi:

dies on the spot. rip Levi

nah but he fr gets SO embarrassed

honestly probably takes him a while to call you anything other than your name and "normie" 😭✋

when he finally gets with the program, he'd probably start out with calling you basic stuff like babe/baby and beautiful, and then might start warming up to more playful ones like queen/king or even smth oddly specific like Pudding Pop which ofc has a funny story behind it

he likes it when you call him babe/baby. And while these next ones are so corny and cheesy that it makes him want to die, he secretly loves them. Honey bun, sweetie (pie), love bug, and mayhaps even a baby boy?

Satan:

I can't decide if he'd be blushing red from embarrassment or would just be such a cocky bastard about it 😭✋

idk maybe if he was unsure about your feelings then he'd be flustered, but if he knew how you felt, he'd just be smirking as his sharp tongue went unchecked

honestly, probably uses similar terms that Luci uses, but I think he'd also use terms that are from books, poetry, and so on. Stuff like rosebud, jewel, my beloved, apple of my eye, light of my life, beau, dove, cara mia ("my beloved" in Italian), and so on. He'd also love to call you kitten/kitty cat/etc

he'd probably, again, like similar ones that Luci prefers. I think he'd also like things like Romeo, my other half, soulmate, my one and only, and other stuff like that. He even grows to like "old man" despite the fact that he pretends to hate it 💀

Asmo:

sigh. where to even start with this man

he's been calling you pet names since day one 😭💀

it ranges from cutie to sexy, baby to mi amor, sweet cheeks to darling, little dove to doll. it's a new one every time he addresses you I stg. It honestly just depends on what kind of mood he's/you're in, where you are, who you're with, etc.

he likes when you call him the same things, but especially likes anything that refers to his looks such as handsome, dream boat, papi, hot stuff, sexy, casanova, and so on. He also likes things like prince charming and my knight in shining armor

Beel:

my time has come

probably blushes when you call him one but then gets super happy and is just cheesin for the rest of the day

loves loves loves when you both use food ones 😭😂 sweetie pie, honey (bun), jellybean, cupcake, dumpling, buttercup, sugarplum, puddin, sugar, the list goes on 😭✋😂

I think he would also like the really sweet and cute ones too though like honey bunny, love bug, my love, darling, and so on

Belphie:

can dish it out but can't eat what he's cookin LMAO

easily calls you pet names but always gets so embarrassed when you return it. (He's probably the type to get angry when you call him something sweet or cute LMAO like his embarrassment turns into anger to cope with it anogifehdfah)

he loves calling you my moon/stars/sun(shine). I think he'd also use ones like angel, babe/baby, sweetie/sweetheart, and so on

he'd like when you call him sleepyhead, teddy bear, babe/baby, and snuggle bug. Super cheesy ones like snookums or smth like that will never fail to make him grin and chuckle

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[moemoemammon]

(Two things, 1. This is my first time requesting so I'm sorry if this is not the thing to do it, and 2. Sorry if somethings is misspelled or grammatically incorrect, eng is not my first language:p)

May I request some of the bros, specially Mammon, Luci and Satan, with a MC who's similar to Lucifer in some aspects (like, some of their manners are the same as his and sometimes they're little bit too strict) and after a while they discover that its bc MC is also an older sibling. And (only if you want) meeting their younger sibling, please 🙏

Btw love your works ♡♡♡

Lucifer Number 2~

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

It doesn't occur to Lucifer how similar the two of you are, but the first thing he realizes is how pleasant conversations with you can be. You both share common interests, your tastes suit his own, and you seem to be the only competent person in this house.

You're the responsible type, and he likes it. He'll sometimes find you scolding his brothers for their behavior too, and as amusing of a sight as that may be, he doesn't want you to be burdened with their idiocy.

AND you're the eldest sibling in your household? Cheers to that. You too know the weight of being the responsible oldest, and the role one must take to ensure their siblings grow up well. You too know that you'd rather your siblings have things easier than you did.

But there's one thing he finds annoying... You can NEVER speak your feelings, and act as if it’d kill you to do so. He can respect secrecy when it's appropriate, but Lucifer would like to know what's on your mind. Not only that, but you can be HORRIBLY headstrong. There's nothing that can stray you away from what you've already decided.

"MC, I request that you take a few days off from school to do as you please. I've already spoken with Diavolo and your professors, and you've been given an excuse. I know you'll study anyway, so I've dropped off your assignments in your room. But... you should rest. It isn't good for you to be pushing yourself so hard. Hm? You're calling me a hypocrite?"

Mammon

As if one Lucifer wasn't enough. Now there's TWO of em?! Why's his luck gotta be so lousy!

Definitely the first to realize how much like Lucifer you are, and was SHOOK. Seriously, what gives?! What horrors exist in the human world that could've made you like THAT..?

Ever since you showed up, it's been impossible to get away with anything! He can't sneak out of the house because you're always there somehow, you tattle on him when you catch him leaving anyone's room, and you won't even let him copy your homework! What gives?!

Avoids you like the plague. You're no fun! There's only rare moments when you're kinda okay, and he likes those the best. The times when you're kinda sensitive and you'll drop the high and mighty act. But then you're back to being a pest!

"For the billionth time, I ain't got time to study! There's money to be made, and a guy like me ain't gonna waste a second lookin' at a dumb book when I could be- H-Huh?! You're gonna call Lucifer?! N-now, there's no need to be so hasty, right? Oi!! I'm sorry, damn it-!"

Levi

What's the deal with Lucifer number two? As comedic of a trope as that may be, Levi doesn't really care for having two nagging types in the house. Especially a human...

When you're in his room, all you do is nitpick about how he should tidy up and open a window! Don't you know that an otaku's room is his pride and joy?! It's a sacred space not to be trampled on by the opinions of a normie!!!

But still... he has to admit that even if you don't get all the stuff he's talking about, you at least try to understand it. And there are even some of his interests that you're genuinely invested in!

You might be a pain in the neck and harass him about annoying things, but he guesses he can deal with it if you'll actually sit through a TSL marathon with him...

"I-I'll lend you this manga, so make sure you read it! And when you're finished with that, I'll lend you the spin-off series by the author's brother! I know you'll like it, since you're interested in gritty stuff. Oh, and- Huh? My laundry? Y-yeah.... I'll do that.."

Satan

You are... surprisingly good company. Satan enjoys talking to you over afternoon tea, and the two of you share stories between one another.

But still, he can't shake the feeling that there's something... unpleasantly familiar about your personality. It isn't until you say something that sounds suspiciously similar to what Lucifer would say that he realizes who you remind him of. And oh, he hates it.

Tries playing pranks on you, but somehow they never go to plan. How that is is beyond him, but you never fall for anything! No matter how sweet his smile, you're always rightfully suspicious. You're annoyingly meticulous about checking your surroundings, and you're so aware of yourself that it's troublesome! Be more gullible!!

The king of petty has decided that its now his life goal to make you fall for at least one of his pranks. He doesn't care how elaborate he has to make it, or how unrewarding the payoff may be. He'll make you pay for seeing his brother in two places at once.

"MC, would you like to join me this afternoon for a book reading? Though, I'd love it if you could read this book in particular. I think you'll find it very-.... Hm? 'Isn't this the cursed book that makes you grow hair all over your body', you ask? Ahaha.... tch."

Asmo

Come now, there can't be TWO killjoys in the house! That's way too depressing!! It was funny at first to see that there's someone who can match the scary Lucifer's energy, but now it's becoming a nuisance!

You won't even go to the countless parties he's invited you to! Hell, you barely even give yourself room to mess around a little? Isn't it boring being so tightly wound? You're in luck, because the adorable Asmo-chan knows the PERFECT way to let loose~

You'll RARELY let him close to you, and that's usually when you're tired of him harassing you. Then he gets the honor of playing with your hair while you've got no energy to fight back! He'll style it wonderfully for you!

Also nags you to take better care of yourself. You're not a demon, so you have to care for your health! These late night study sessions are giving you bags under your eyes! And stop taking on so many extracurricular activities!

"Geez, MC! I didn't think you'd die from overworking, but that's the path you're headed on! You really are like Lucifer, you know? That being said, I'll do my best to make sure you relax! Shall we begin~?"

Beel

Beel may not be too bothered by Lucifer's strictness, but that doesn't mean he's immune to it. To think that even a human can be like that...

It's nice to see that you can take care of yourself, but aren't you working too hard? Your grades are good and you've got many interesting talents, but you also have to properly rest.

Has started bringing you snacks on the regular. And don't even think about skipping meals, because he won't allow it. He'll literally pick you up and bring you to the table if he has to. And if you're staying up late to study? He'll carry you to bed. Don't try to protest.

Beel is your babysitter now and there's nothing you can do about it. It's good to be responsible, but don't think about trying to take care of everyone else if you can't care for yourself. Now eat these twelve meat buns he bought for you.

"MC, let's eat lunch together. I know you were going to skip because I heard you talking to Solomon earlier, and I won't let you. Ah, don't worry about not having money, because I've already bought you some lunch. Let's eat in the courtyard."

Belphie

NO.... IT CAN'T BE... THIS HAS TO BE A NIGHTMARE....HE WANTS TO WAKE UP....

You're such a drag. You harass him to attend student council meetings, but him about his studies, and won't let him avoid a single obligation he has. What are you, his mother?

Has 100% joined forces with Satan to try to make you fall for many, many unsuccessful pranks. Are you curse proof or something? When he tried a '10 hour bed-head' spell on you, it just rebounded right to him! Then he found out that you'd borrowed a spell repelling amulet from Solomon and realized just how prepared you are...

When you aren't bothering his entire soul by trying to make him do things, you're actually nice to talk to. You're knowledgeable, you pay attention to the people around you, and you can always read a room. He likes to ask you for advice sometimes.

"Aren't you tired of being like that all the time? So... attentive, I mean. You should just take a nap some time. Or better yet, take the week off. Maybe I'll teach you how to properly relax? Then you might finally be able to take that stick out of your- ow... What're you hitting me for?"

[spicytrashthe1st]

Obey me boys w a milking schedule

Lucifer

We all know home boys works 24/7 and is stressed 24/7. You know what we dont like? (I mean its kinda hot when he snaps n goes full feral but like we're just gonna forget that for a sec k) A stressed Luci, he snaps at every one n is just a down right asshole. So the guys needs a milkin schedule to keep him from murdering everyone.

He's hesitant at first bc hes lucifer. But after a week of you comin on by once a day to completely empty his balls he starts to come around.

Mammon

It doesnt matter where u is Mam's, if u didnt want to be milked at the Casino then u shoulda been home on time.

Does he stay out late on purpose? Sometime. Most of the time hes on a winning streak n forgets. So when he see u at first hes his happy blabby self, but then he sees that look in ur eye n stops for a moment. He starts to flush, his body doin a full body tingle as he realises what time it is. U smile at him sweetly, he tries to convince u to leave or go somewhere more private but ur havin none of that. U coo at him, tell him to keep goin, he cant lose his winning streak after all. So he turns his attention back to the table, he tries to relax but the feelin of u pressed up against him has his nerves shot. Hes able to play through his first orgasm as well as his second. The third has him sweatin n from there he starts to cling to u, graspin a ur arm w such desperation that its hard not to coo praises at him. U might have to carry him home. But who doesnt want to carry home a doe eyed Mammon.

Leviathan

This dude has a 100% chance of passin out after a milkin. So if hes awake past his bedtime then you'll slam open his door, he squeals eveytime, and head straight towards him. Cold blooded, you turn off his pc. U rip him out of his chair n throw him onto that sofa beanbag thingy he has beside his bathtub. Fuck those pants, theyes in the way, yank em. He covers his face w the back of his hand, his cocks already so slick that u dont need any lube. His body knows what gonna happen. He twitches n squirms the entire time, but he always gets a goodnight sleep.

Satan

Rolls his eyes when he sees u approaching. How dare u interupt his reading, so inconvenient. The sweet boy tries focus on his book he cant stop himself from screwing his eyes shut. Thus the book lands onto the floor w a thump as he bucks in ur hold.

Asmodeus

Loves it. Starts to wear watches bc of it. Brags about it to anyone who has ears.

Beelzebub

Do ya think beel eats his own cum 🤔

Just imagine milkin him for all hes worth n then cooin at him while his in a dazed state to drinkin up.

Belphegor

Ya know how sometimes u forget whether uv fed ur cat or not. Yeah, its like that but its "have i milked belphie today?". By the way he humps u durin his sleep i dont think he minds.

Diavolo

Like this dude needs anymore distractions. But like, what if it wasnt a distraction? What if it was a way of inciting him to work?

Just imagine, u come into his office 10mins before its milkin time. U sit on the couch and watch him sweat under the collar as u wait for the time to go by. He tries to not look up, tries to not get distracted by ur presence but he could feel ur eyes on him from a mile away. He whines, lookin up at u w pleadin eyes. U remind him that he wont get anythin if he doesnt finish his work. So he rushes through his paperwork n when hes done he practically rips off his pants before jumpin onto his desk, legs spread waitin for u.

Barbatos

Tries to wave u off bc hes busy but melts as soon as ur hands are on him. Just nuzzling at his neck has him pushin back into u. Take it slow w him, nice n slow, he aint goin anywhere. Hearin this dude whine for more, ugh, wish i had audio for that cause damn he begs so pretty. Oh n when his legs buckle makin him go rag doll in ur arms *chef kiss*.

Remember to clean up after lest u want the face of disapproval.

Simeon

Patience is a virtue...that Simeon does not have as it turns out. He wants is all n he wants it now. Simeon honey its been 3 hours, maybe its time to stop? Pft, nah. Home boy just takes himself into his own hands or humps a pillow until he passes out, even then he keeps goin.

Solomon

Laughs u off but welcomes u all the same. He keeps him composure for an commendable time, but he breaks all the same. One time u got him to blow up the lights, never lettin him live that down.

[m0n0-l0s3r]

MAMMON HEAD CANONS

Mammon knows multiply languages.

It first started off as a means to be able to scam or con people out of their money but he eventually learned to really like learning new languages.

Also considering he’s a demon, he’s most likely had a ton of time on his hands to learn and grow fluent in the languages he’s learned.

Mammon wouldn’t have gone around showing off to people since it’s probably a secret hobby he keeps to himself.

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He also might just sort of feel a teeny bit scared and self-conscious that his brothers will make fun of or ridicule him for learning them in the first place.

(Considering that there likely aren’t multi languages in the Devildom and the Celestial realm, there really shouldn’t be any need to learn them. Also, I like to think that any language spoken in either of the two realms is automatically translated because of magic.)

HOW THEY FOUND OUT

In this scenario, the demon brothers likely had some businesses to take care of per the exchange student program. They also likely forgot that unlike the Devildom, there isn’t just one language in the human realm and that there isn’t any magic in place to translate for them.

I=other language

Lucifer: Alright, I’ll be doing all the talking from here on out. Which means keep your mouths shut, especially you, Mammon.

Mammon: Wha-! I ain’t said nothin’ yet!

Lucifer: I know and keep it that way until we’re done.

Leviathan: lololololo! Mammon didn’t even have to do anything and he already got yelled at!

Asmo: Hehehe~ looks like you’re already in trouble, Mammon, I’d watch what I say if I were you!

Satan: Not surprising considering all the other stupid stuff he’s done.

Belphie: Idiot Mammon… mmm…

Beel: Lucifer, can we get going yet? I’m really hungry…

Lucifer: Right then, the new exchange student should be meeting us here in a few minutes.

*few minutes later

Asmo: is that them? They’re so cute! Of course not as cute as me!

Lucifer: Again, please keep your mouths shut, I have enough with Mammon being here.

Mammon: Hey-!

Lucifer: Quiet unless you want me to hang you up all night again!

Mammon: ….

Lucifer: Good. Hello there, I’m Lucifer and these are my brothers. I’ll be the one conducting the interview for the exchange student program, and your name is?

E/S: *random name* it’s nice to meet you! Though I am curious if you happen to know *some foreign language* since it might be easier for the both of us!

Demon bros: *shocked silence*

Lucifer: I’m sorry, could you repeat that again?

E/S: *repeats it*

Leviathan: what do we do now! We can’t understand a word that they’re saying! This is just like an episode of ‘I reincarnated into another fantasy world, but it’s actually only the future of my world and I’m the only one who knows how to speak old tongue!’ Where the main character as he grows older-

Lucifer: Levi, that’s enough! I’ll figure it out one way or another.

Satan: And how exact do you plan on doing that?

Belphie: Yeah, let’s see how the big and prideful Lucifer manages to solve this.

Asmo: Oh you don’t need to be able to speak the same language to understand each other! Having two warm bodies is more than enough to help get a message across~

Lucifer: Asmo! You stay away from them! If I see you make any funny movements-

Beel: Lucifer, I’m hungry…

*Demon bros arguing with each other*

E/S: *laughs loudly* really? Well, that’s more than enough to convince me! Alright, where do I finish signing up for the exchange program?

Mammon: Right here! Also, if ya really liked my services that much, I’d be willing ta throw in a little extra. Of course for the right compensation?

E/S: *laughs again* ahhh… that was a good laugh! So glad that there was at least someone I could talk to here. I thought I’d have to translate everything on my phone, thank goodness I didn’t. By the way, how’d you get so good at *some foreign language*?

Mammon: Eh, I got lots of free time, not that I’m never busy of course! Plus, just thought it was kind of cool to learn!

E/S: Well I’m glad you think so. Anyway I’ll start heading out now, thanks again for all the help. Hopefully I’ll see you again the starting school year, later!

Mammon: See ya! *sighs* Gah! What’re y’all lookin’ at?

*Demon bros staring in shock*

Asmo: You never told us you could speak *language*!

Satan: Yes, it was quite a shock.

Leviathan: Yeah! You’d usually brag about this kind of stuff!

Beel & belphie: Mmhmm!

Lucifer: I must admit Mammon, even I myself am quite surprised. Why didn’t you ever tell us you could speak other languages?

Mammon: *looks away and rubs his neck* I dunno. Felt embarrassing tellin’ you guys, plus I thought you’d make fun of me since we don’ really need ta worry about it in the Devildom.

Lucifer: Mammon, why would you think we’d ever make fun of you for something like that?

Leviathan: Yeah, as much of a scum bag that you are, that was pretty cool!

Satan: It was quite impressive hearing you speak so fluently.

Asmo: Even I’m jealous! Me! The most beautiful and perfect existence in the world!

Belphie: It was pretty cool

Beel: mm!

Mammon: *blushes* A-anyway! It’s all over an done with so let’s head on back now, yeah? *stomps off*

*Demon bros shrug, smile or laugh or whatever they do, before following after him*

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That’s basically it. Just felt like writing it before it flew away from me.

[grandtorinaa]

Obey me Coming Out Headcannons

My dumbass posted this and went the entire day before realizing I forgot to label it lmao

Gender Neutral, Race Neutral MC

No warnings

Luci boots with the fur

"I see."

He'd honestly be really happy that you felt comfortable enough to tell him

Don't let his boomer-isms fool you, he is 100% supporting you.

"I'm very pleased that you're finding your identity, love."

He would make sure all your official documents were updated if they needed to be.

If anyone dares to disrespect you they will be not-so-kindly chewed on by cerberus.

Mammoney

"Oi, what are ya lookin’ all nervous for? Ya think the Great Mammon would be mad over this?”

His words might be initially rough sounding, but the intention is portrayed with the physical affection he gives you.

He will aggressively defend his human if someone is rude to you, or makes a snide comment.

If you wanted to get any medical procedures done, he would try to save up and surprise you with it as a present or something, he just wants to see you all smiley and bubbly tbh

Depending on your identity, you might have to explain to him what it means, he might not even get it at first but he still tries his best to make sure he’s doing things right for you

L3V14TH4N

He is 100% relating you to a random anime character he knows

He is also asking you to cosplay them

If you come out to him first he’s going to feel extra special, maybe wag his tail internally. But according to the tsundere code he has to play it like he doesn’t care or knew the whole time.

“S-silly normie, that's not, well, I’m, that's not something that would bother me.”

BUILD PRIDE HOUSES IN MINECRAFT WITH HIM DO IT PLEASE IM BEGGING.

He’s like your own personal cheerleader when it comes to social interaction, especially if you’re nervous.

Satan

Very chill.

“Oh, I see.” *closes his book* “I appreciate you letting me know.”

Highkey would ask you questions just because he’s curious academically, but if you don’t feel comfortable he’d be understanding.

If you have dysphoria, he’s going to activate his braincells and get you a potion or something to alleviate it.

He will also murk anyone who acts disrespectful, on sight it's over.

If you go to events like GSA or something he’ll also tag along if he can.

He wants to learn about anything and everything relating to you.

Asmo

like this dude isn’t genderfluid and having an affair with solomon c’mon now

“Think of all the ways we can style your flags!”

If anything he’s more excited than you are.

Asmo is most certainly busting out his acrylic set and giving you a manicure.

Someone disrespects your pronouns? He’s roasting tf outta them. Immediate social death, straight up hatecrimed them. Someone being xyzphobic? They’re getting called a stupid bitch on his live.

If you wanted reassignment, he could probably hit up Solomon for his magical essential oils. But if you didn’t, he would definitely do his best to show you how to appreciate yourself. If you’re dating him you’re automatically the 2nd hottest person in all 3 realms.

BEELZEBURGER

This man. Ugh this man 🥺

His gives you the sweetest warmest smile and it just makes you melt

“Oh, okay.”

You might need to explain more in depth if it's a more obscure term or identity, but he loves you no matter what.

BAKE PRIDE CAKES WITH BEEL PLEASE

pride cookies, pride ice cream, pride waffles. It's so beautiful, the kitchen is a mess but the cake is great.

If anyone disrespects you, well first of all rip to them. Why would you do that? Beel is huge, giant, and could crush you in an instant. Like he just goes “:/“ and straight up eats the fool. Major Ls are taken by the offender.

Belphie

“okay whatever”

Pretty lackluster reaction but it's only because he really doesn’t care because he’ll always love you.

Go to pride riding on a cow with him do it do it

I feel like Belphie would like pride pillows. Yeah, he definitely would.

“Belphie what happened to my bed sheets?”

“They’re gay now y/n”

Some random comes over with shit to say? He smacks tf outta them with his tail. Whipping them to death and back. Either that or the offender has nightmares for a very, very, long time.

[mxvladdy]

After the Fall

TW: Brief mentions of blood, amputation, gore, dealing with loss

A/N: A little character study between Lucifer and Mammon that I’ve had bounced around in a notebook for a while. It takes place right after they fall into the Devildom.

Mammon had never seen Lucifer like this before. He mentor- no brother was supposed to be the strongest of them. Yet, Mammon didn’t recognize the man in front of him. Lucifer’s once regal posture was now hunched and broken. The brilliant armor he took so much pride in lay cracked and stained underneath his swaying feet. The luster surrounding their father’s most cherished son was gone. He radiated a bitterness now that had been so unlike him. Mammon wasn’t sure what to do with this new Lucifer in front of him, or the new him.

For the first time in all of his existence, Mammon knew fear. Not just for his brother’s but for himself. New disgusting emotions were swirling deep within, a cesspool of things he was taught to fight against all cementing deep in his gut. “The others,” Lucifer croaks out not even acknowledging Mammon’s presence. His back still to his charge. “How are they?”

Mammon sighs, scratching at the large swatch of bandages wrapped tightly across his bare chest. He felt dampness under his callous fingers. Pulling back he glances at the black sheen coating his fingers. Damn it. They needed to be changed already. He ignores it for now stepping into the room. “That demon bloke got some healers lookin’ after them all. Asmo is still unconscious, an’ there is still no sign of Levi. But that demon’s little lapdog said he will help search- once we are stable.” He looks over Lucifer’s battered back. “Speaking of-” To a casual observer, Lucifer looked collected. The myriad of open wounds and magical burns could have meant nothing to him. It was as if he had just finished a particularly grueling training session. But Mammon knew better than that. Better than anyone. He could see how his brother was slowly unraveling. His knuckles were bone white with the tension they were holding. The blood running down his broken nose and across his trembling lips was in stark contrast to the slowly paling complexion of his skin. His muscles underneath the waxy skin spasm sporadically, writhing in a pain Lucifer could not hide. “Want me to get help?” Mammon asked.

Lucifer clicks his tongue dismissably. He drops heavily to the plush bed of his new gilded cage. He takes special delight in soiling it with his blood and grime. “I don’t need one- leave me.”  

Mammon scoffs and ignores his brother’s chilly demand. Swiping up the abandoned tray of medical supply left at the door Mammon takes stock. The tray held some pretty standard gear, not nearly enough to get his elder brother up and running, but it was enough to keep him from bleeding out like the stubborn fool he was. Mammon looks at the tray and stops, something was missing. He glances around, there should have been a set of hemostats here…“Fuck Luci! Were you pulling them out yourself?” He snatches up the tool in horror. The silver tips were caked with dried blood and clumps of feathers rotting feathers.

“What else would I be doing?” Lucifer hisses.

“Dumbass!” Mammon snaps. “Let me patch you up.” Kneeling behind his brother he helps him gently peel off the rest of Lucifer’s tattered gambeson, careful around the open nerves of his coracoid bones. He feels sick looking at the damage. If the fall hadn’t been enough to deal with, the self-inflected wounds were worse. Mammon works in quickly, powering through the sounds of his brother’s shots of pain. He loses track of how many times he apologies while working on his back. He removes bone after bone cooing and clicking in a vain attempt to comfort his elder, afraid he was one wrong move from Lucifer pulling away. But he doesn’t. Lucifer just buries his face in his hands to suffer through it.

Mammon finishes hastily and steps away. It wasn’t a perfect job, but a proper healer could work with it. If Asmo was up he could fix it up in no time. He checks his work carefully, ensuring the soaked packing gauze hadn’t shifted out of the craters left by Lucifers amputated limbs. “There.” Mammon rubs a bandaged shoulder comfortingly. “Let’s get you over to that Barbato’s clown. He should be done with Beel.”

Lucifer stirs at these words. Roused from his stupor slowly turns to his brother. “Look at what I have done,” He finally meets Mammon’s eyes, hands open and bloody. The fresh cuts and burns struggling to heal. “I doomed us all.” His voice cracks dangerously, tears dripping down his beaky nose. “Look at what my pride has wrought.”

Mammon looks on lost and angry. This was wrong, all so so wrong. Lucifer was the level-headed one. Lucifer was the strong, humble elder. So why was he- Mammon. The goof, the failed protege the one wiping at Beel’s tears and keeping Belphie inline while his big brother was holed up in his room? Lucifer was supposed to be their anchor. “What are the rest of us then? Clowns? Mindless little cherubs clutchin’ at your skirt tails?” Mammon asks angrily getting down on the floor to sit beside him.

“I never thought that of you.”

Mammon pats his brother’s knee. “Well, the way you are talkin’ makes it seem like we had no choice in the matter. We all joined you willing...and we all knew the risks.” Mammon trails off looking down at his own slowly leaking wounds. “I can’t speak for the rest of them-” He continues. “But I’d do it again, and I know Lilith would do too.”

Lucifer makes a wounded sound at the mention of their fallen sibling. His jaw clenching alarmingly.  He had something to say, but the words didn’t come. Mammon sighed. Even in the celestial realm, Lucifer kept his cards close to his chest. “Right-” Mammon gets to his feet with a groan. “we can’t wallow just yet. Levi is still out there and Asmo needs us.”

Lucifer chuckles. “For once you might have a point.”

“Of course I do! Learned from the best, didn’t I?” Mammon huffs reaching out to help Lucifer off the bed. “Now, think you can listen to me a little bit more and go to a healer? You’ve already bled through my handy work.” Taking the offered hand Lucifer rises, a renewed vigor in his gaze. Mammon was right, scarily enough. There was work to be done and deals to make. Damned or not he was still the head of the family.

[4kominato]

Part I: The Older Brothers 

Part II: The Younger Brothers

A/N: Hi friends... first of all... if you thought this blog was SFW i apologize, it’s not 😃 im very much a hoe. Second, yes, I’ve been mostly posting drawings, but I also enjoy writing so I’ll be posting these kinds of reactions and scenarios every now and then, mostly for Obey Me and probably Daiya. I’m not taking requests as of now but eventually, I might so stay tuned! I was originally gonna post all together, but it was getting kinda long ;) and also I was just too excited to post after I finished Satan’s LMAO. I finished Belphie but still working on Asmo and Beel so I’ll be posting the younger bros later ^-^

DESCRIPTION: Female MC making the brothers hard for the first time. Assume MC x Demon are in a fairly new relationship. [[NSFW below]]

(Word Count: 511)

It’d been roughly two months since you’d first confessed to the eldest of the demon brothers, Lucifer. The two of you have since, become official, and Lucifer made it very clear to his brothers that you were now his. Considering it was still pretty early in your relationship though, the two of you hadn’t been too intimate yet, but having already been a few months, you felt that it was time for that to change.

The other week, there was a huge sale on Akuzon and you happened to stumble across a good deal on a cute lingerie set. Unable to shake the thought that it’d be a good way to test the waters with your new boyfriend, you went ahead and bought it.

“What brings you here?” Lucifer answered the door shortly after you knocked.

“Can I sleep here tonight? There was a bug in my room,” you lied, looking up at him innocently.

“Oh?” he chuckled, raising an eyebrow at you, “Shall I go and kill it for you?”

“I mean… I’m already here so there’s no need. Plus I have no idea where it went, it probably crawled somewhere,” you reasoned as you pushed past him and welcomed yourself into his room.

“Well, alright then,” he finally agreed as he shut the door, “And where exactly do you plan to sleep?”

“Um, in your bed… with you,” you smiled pleadingly, hoping he wouldn’t put up too much of a fight.

“And who gave you permission to do that?”

“Hmm… me?”

“I see you’re being bold,” he smirked, stroking his fingers through your hair, “I guess since you’re my girlfriend now, I can’t say no to that suggestion.”

“Yay! I love you,” you giggled, wrapping your arms around his waist.

“I love you, too,” he grinned before leaning forward and pressing his lips against yours.

“Hey, Luci,” you mumbled into the kiss.

“Hm?” he hummed softly in response.

“Can I show you something?”

“Of course.”

Pulling away from him, you took a step back before beginning to unbutton your shirt. About two buttons down, you were stopped by a hand gripping your wrist and you were met with a slightly flushed, wide-eyed Lucifer.

“What do you think you’re doing?” he asked awkwardly whilst trying to still sound stern.

“Showing you the ‘something’ that you agreed I could show you. Do you disagree now?”

“Uh well, not exactly...”

“Don’t worry, we’re not gonna do anything. This is just an exhibition,” you teased as you proceeded against the force on your wrist to finish unbuttoning your shirt.

He gulped as you slid the garment off your shoulders and let it fall to the ground, his cheeks turning an even brighter shade of red as he drank in the sight of your lace adorned breasts. Smirking to yourself, you reapproached him and slung your arms around his neck, your thigh rubbing up against the bulge forming in his pants.

“Excited are we? I haven’t even shown you the bottom half yet.”

“It’s been a few hundred years, alright… give me a break…”

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Classes at RAD were finally finishing up, and what better way to celebrate than a pool party? Diavolo had planned it, of course, inviting all the demon brothers, the other exchange students, and even their friends from the Celestial Realm.

Over the course of the semester, you took a particular liking to Mammon, and despite him denying it for the longest time, about a week before finals, he finally admitted that he liked you too. You were both looking forward to spending more time together at the pool party and having a good time now that you finally didn’t have to worry about school.

Arriving at the pool, you were immediately met with Diavolo who greeted you and welcomed you to the gathering. You saw that mostly everyone had arrived already and you were probably the last. It didn’t take you too long to spot Mammon’s silver hair and tan skin in the crowd so without hesitation, you started making your way over to him.

“Hi Mammon,” you said shyly, interrupting his conversation with his brothers.

“He- WHOA!” he exclaimed as he turned to look at you, his eyes wide as ever seeing you in your bikini. “Uh… hey guys, excuse me for a sec, would ya?” he said nonchalantly as he stood up and quickly dragged you away to the nearest room he could find.

“Oi! What do ya think you're wearing?!” he blurted pinning you to the door, “Or like… why aren’t you wearing more?”

“It’s a bikini, Mammon, because this is y’know, a pool party…?” you mocked, furrowing your eyebrows at him.

“Grr… pool party my butt, you can’t be goin’ out there in front of all those guys wearin’ that. Especially not around Asmo, he might get all touchy, grabby y'know.”

“What about you? I’m sure you want some touchy, grabby action right now don’t you?” you teased, knowing he was just being jealous and possessive.

“Me?! No way, I ain’t nothing like Asmo, I can definitely control myself around a human.”

“Oh? But I think that predicament in your trunks say otherwise.”

“Oi! W-why’re you lookin’ down there?” he blushed, finally letting go of his grip on you as he turned his body away.

“I was just taking a peak at your body… and then my eyes kinda just… slipped,” you feigned innocence as you walked up to him, your hands stroking over his toned abs as you quickly went in for a kiss.

“You better not tell the others about this…” he said shyly, finally giving in and wrapping his arms around you, his hands going straight to your ass.

“I mean… they probably already have their suspicions considering you dragged me away… alone…”

“WHAT?!”

“Shh! Calm down, babe… if we're already here, we might as well make good use of the situation, right? I know you want to.”

“Uh… I mean… I suppose… but only because we’re already here…” he agreed shyly, his cheeks still flushed as he avoided eye contact with you.

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“Levi…” you whined as you laid sprawled out on his bed, “When are you gonna be done with that game?”

“Hold on… I’m almost done…” he replied, his attention still fixed on his screen.

“That’s what you said thirty minutes ago!?”

“No, I’m serious this time.”

“Ugh…”

Growing impatient, you peeled yourself off his bed and made your way towards him, sitting down right next to him on the sofa, as close as you possibly could. Leaning against him, you turned to look at him, intently gazing at him as he continued to play his game.

“Levi, why are you ignoring me?” you whispered into his ear before pressing soft kisses along his neck, wrapping  your arms around one of his and hugging it close to your body.

“I-I’m not… I’m just trying to finish this up really quick...” he stuttered, still trying his best to concentrate on his game, but now that you were all over him and distracting him, he was failing miserably.

“You are though…” you pouted at him, leaning your head against his when he refused to look at you.

As hard as he tried to ignore it, on top of you leaning on him, he couldn’t help but notice the feeling of your boobs pressing against his arm. It was embarrassing for him  to admit it, but in all honesty he had thought of you in ‘that way’ many times before, but never while you were around. After all, you were his girlfriend so he couldn’t really help it, but he didn’t wanna be making advances if you weren’t on the same page as him.

“Babe… are you okay?” you giggled, noticing his face was now as red as a tomato.

“Yeah! I’m perfectly fine!” he lied, biting his lip as he struggled to retain his focus.

You hadn’t really noticed how badly he was doing in his game until suddenly, the words ‘Game Over’ appeared in huge letters on the screen.

“Gah!” he exclaimed as he let his console fall to the ground, his hands immediately going up to cover his face as he threw his head back, “Dammit…”

As your eyes went down from the game console on the ground, then back up to Levi, you were suddenly stopped in your tracks by a noticeable tent in his pants. You could feel your face flush a little at the realization that you must’ve been the cause, but to say it wasn’t a little flattering would’ve been a lie.

“Levi…?” you started, a playful tone in your voice as an uncontrollable smirk spread across your lips. You knew it would embarrass him to point it out, but could you really pass up the opportunity to have a little fun with him? “Could this be why you lost your game?” you giggled as you gently poked at his bulge.

“EEK!” he squealed as he scrambled to find something to cover himself, avoiding eye contact with you once he did, “I-it was all your fault…”

“Oh was it? I’m sorry, Levi… want me to fix it?”

“F-fix it...??!”

“Mhm.”

*nose bleed, hyperventilates, dies*

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“Satan,” you called softly, finding him sitting on one of the sofas in the library reading a book.

“Oh, hi,” he greeted with a smile, gesturing for you to sit with him, “How’d you know I was here?”

“Where else? We don’t have classes right now, but you weren’t in your room… I figured you must have your nose in a book though, and what’s the one place full of books besides your room?”

“Ah, I see. So you’re good at logical reasoning.”

“Of course, I learned from the best!” you smiled, nudging him suggestively. “Watcha reading anyways?” you asked before resting your head on his shoulder.

“Just a book about humans… it’s possible that a certain human may have sparked a deeper interest in my knowledge of them…”

“A certain human you say?! Are you talking about… Solomon?”

“Are you really making me state the obvious?” he whined as he shook his head at you.

“Alright fine, I won’t,” you giggled before pressing a kiss to his cheek, “By the end of that book, you’ll probably know more about humans than me.”

“Why do you say that?”

“Well… I was never really a good student...”

“Really? You seem to be doing well in your classes here.”

“Maybe that’s because... I’ve taken a liking to demons.”

“Is that so?” Satan chuckled, putting his book down for a moment to flirt back with you.

“Mhm… or maybe a certain demon,” you smirked as you pressed your lips against his. He didn’t let the kiss last long, smiling at you lovingly as he pulled away and holding his book back up to his face, “Are you gonna let me finish reading now?”

“Hmm… we’ll see…” 

Shifting yourself slightly away from him, you positioned yourself in a way that you could rest your head in his lap. Once you’d made yourself comfortable, you looked up at him, finding that he was already looking at you, his cheeks flushing as he awkwardly broke eye contact with you and reverted his focus back to the book. You giggled at how embarrassed you were making him, continuing to gaze up at him while he read.

“Stop staring at me…” Satan stated as he shifted slightly in his seat.

“I can’t stare at my boyfriend?”

“You’re distracting me.”

“I didn’t necessarily agree to letting you finish your reading.”

“Ergh…” he growled in frustration, thinking he should just try harder to ignore you.

“By the way, your lap is becoming oddly uncomfortable,” you teased, feeling his stiffening bulge pressing up against the back of your head as you continuously squirmed around in his lap.

“Maybe you should stop moving around so much then…”

“Maybe you should stop reading.”

“Maybe you’re right,” he finally complied, quickly shutting his book and placing it on the small table in front of him, “I suppose the best way to learn about humans is from the humans themselves.”

“Are you suggesting… Solomon should give you a lesson about humans?”

“At this rate, I’ll be giving you a lesson about demons instead.”

[fellulahh]

mc’s backstory being a blank slate has me WILDING in weirdly specific directions so if you please: the lads’ reactions and initial misunderstandings on finding out mc has a child from a previous relationship or hookup and is on friendly terms with the other parent

Ooooooh this was an interesting idea! Thank you for suggesting it, I hope it’s okay😸

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The brothers discover that MC has a child

The brothers could sense something was off with MC. From the moment she entered the dining room in the morning for breakfast, her face wasn’t glowing like usual. Everybody was incredibly cautious around her, all deeply concerned by her unusual state.

As they all gathered in the evening to watch a movie, MC sunk into the sofa, pulling out a small photo from her jean pocket. She gazed down sadly at the picture of her now 3 year old daughter. Noticing her eyes fixated on something, Mammon leaned toward MC, peering over her shoulder. His eyebrows furrowed when he saw the photograph of MC and a random baby.

“What are ya lookin’ at?” He asked quietly, making MC jump.

Sheepishly, she met eyes with all seven brothers who’d be watching her too. A nervous smile appeared on her lips as she carefully pushed the photograph back into her pocket. “I’m sorry.” She apologised embarrassed, “I should have told you earlier. It’s my daughter’s 3rd birthday today and I’m not there with her.”

All eyes widened at the revelation. “You have a kid?!” Levi asked gobsmacked.

MC nodded her head slowly.

“You’re a Mum?” Beel asked pleasantly surprised.

“MC why didn’t you tell me?” Lucifer asked immediately concerned. A wave of guilt washed through his body as he felt responsible for separating a Mother and child.

“What are you doing here?” Satan asked worried. “You shouldn’t be here with us!”

“It’s fine.” MC chuckled sadly, “by the time I’m back she won’t have even known I was gone.” She spoke, referring to the spells surrounding her disappearance from the human realm. “It’s still difficult though.” She sighed, “other than my parents she’s all I have!”

All 7 brothers were conflicted with their thoughts. “I’m sorry, MC.” Beel spoke softly, plopping down onto the sofa next to her. He pulled her into his side and comforted her. “That’s not true anymore, you have us too.”

MC shot him a grateful look.

“Does this mean...you’re married?” Satan spoke up.

“No, her Father and I split shortly after she was born.” MC shook her head as the brothers contemplated her answer, “we’re on really good terms though. We weren’t meant to be together but we were meant to bring her into the world.” She smiled, pulling the photo back out of her pocket.

She held it out in front of her. The first brother to step forward was Lucifer. With a gloved hand, he carefully took the picture and studied it with his eyes. The smallest of smiles crept onto his lips as he admired it. “She looks like you.” He observed, meeting MC’s gaze.

“Thanks Luci.” She smiled warmly at him.

“Let me see!” Belphie exclaimed, interrupting the moment Lucifer and MC were having.

“I want to see too!” Asmo cooed.

Suddenly Lucifer was surrounded as all of the brothers gushed over the photograph of MC and her daughter. They immediately began demanding to meet her when MC goes back home. They also demanded to meet the Father too and make sure he really was taking care of MC despite not being together. She was amused at how protective they were being.

“I’m gonna be her favourite Uncle!” Mammon declared.

“No you’re not! She’ll love me.” Asmo stated, pointing at himself with his thumb.

MC giggled at them all as they fussed. For the first time that day she had a smile on her face.

Breaking through the bickering, Lucifer stepped toward her. She felt herself grow nervous when she saw his serious expression. Shifting his arm from beneath his cape, he held out the photograph to MC.

“I’m sorry I took you away from her.” He admitted shamefully. “She’s beautiful.”

[designatedbreadbox]

Part 3👀

Instead mc got luke addicted to the game, and then Michael. And they both were playing it in a meeting with everyone and Diavolo.

And mc comeback is " Ok, let's begin. Levi plays games where he tortures human, you guys have killed hundreds of people. And belphegor killed me. Karma's a bitch ain't it."

👁👁 I'm 100% sure Simeon wouldn't allow Luke to play the game. Like, too violent, ya know?

Demon Game!MC, pt. 5???

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Diavolo: MC, why is Michael here?

Lucifer: *intense glaring* I want to know as well.

Michael: Hey Luci~ *fuckin' eyebrow wiggle*

Lucifer: I will break you.

MC: It's because he also plays the game I played and tried coaxing Luke to play it as well.

Simeon: *gasp* Michael!

Michael: What? It's addicting!

Luke: I would play it, but I'm above violence in any form.

Mammon: No you're not.

Luke: I'm not.

Barbatos: MC, how did you find this out?

MC: Plot. Now, listen up you sons of bitches-

Simeon: *covering Luke's ears* MC!

Lucifer: MC, we were literally made by God.

MC: Did I stutter? No. Now shut the fuck up and listen.

Satan: *dying of laughter*

Diavolo: Why are you trying so hard to defend the game?

MC: Okay, well first off, Levi plays games on the daily where you torture/kill humans and ya'll don't say shit.

MC: Almost everyone here has killed tons of people at one point. Lookin' at you Levi; Titanic-sinking ass.

Levi: It was an accident!

MC: And Belphie literally killed me! And ya'll still didn't say shit then!

Everyone: ............

Belphie: Low-blow MC, low-blow.

MC: Suck it up, cow boy.

[this-is-my-procrastination]

Obey Me Hair HCs

hiii, new writing blog here! i just wrote a bunch of hair hcs for the seven demon brothers, from haircuts to dyes to if mc really loves playing with their hair. 

Lucifer:

he would def go for a more sophisticated look

i could see him with an undercut

the type to keep his hair short to maybe medium length

if he dyed his hair it’d probably be subtle

he’s already got a black to grey ombre situation, but also it only shows in certain lighting so idk what his hair color is anymore ??

but black to grey suits his personality v well cause he’s got big reiji sakamaki energy

to change it up though, I could see him going for a dark brown dye

or white highlights (although that’s going into belphie territory)

if he did his hair so its like spiky then i’d love to see frosted tips but he’d hate that for sure

he’s the type to use gel since he likes to be clean and maintain his appearance

i feel like he’s protective of his hair so i don’t think he’d let you touch it easily

like he would feel very soothed if you run your hand through his hair

but he has to be super relaxed to let it happen because he usually has to be on alert in case diavolo needs him

Mammon:

ok Mammon’s a scruffy dude so i can’t see him putting too much effort into styling his hair

that or he tries too hard bc he wants to impress you

the type to run his hand through his hair often (he thinks it’s cool shhh)

to fit his color scheme i could see him dying part of his hair yellow, but ehhh

maybe a honey or strawberry blond would look good on him

for haircuts, i feel like he’d look good with anything

i could see him getting a messy fringe with a low fade

it just suits his nerdy, lovable messiness so well

would also be fine with a quiff

it is CANON this guy loves his head to be touched

head rubs + pats for daysss

will be tsundere about it at first bc he’s mammon, but don’t fall for it !

the minute your fingers make contact with his head, he is soft baby and all yours

melts into your hand like wow

will miss it when you stop, but he also doesn’t want to show it so he’ll just sit there pouting until you restart

Leviathan:

this boy has to take care of his hair

i mean have you seen it? it’s smooth af and very cute

he usually wears wigs when cosplaying, but I’m sure he’s dyed his hair before to match a character

i could see an ocean blue fitting well if he dyed his hair, it’d also match his eyes because blue and yellow are soo pretty together

his normal hairstyle fits him, but i think he’d be down for anything

if it’s for the sake of an accurate cosplay, he’ll do it bro

would probs be jealous of mammon for having white hair since he could dye it so many different colors

wow i can see levi with a textured crop top fade

or if he curled his bangs

his natural hair is straight, but if he musses it up a little and adds some texture it would look so nice

another head pat simp

would love for you to comb your fingers through his hair

c’mon his hair is SO smooth why would you ever refuse

he will think he’s bothering you, but pls reassure him that you do it because you want to

he’ll give in almost immediately because it feels so comforting for him

will shyly ask for more

Satan:

this dude is class with a side of savage/petty but i don’t think he pays much attention to his hair

i think he’d rather read books than worry about his appearance

he’ll leave that for lucifer to worry about lol

so he’d probably have medium, messy-ish hair

if he did a different haircut, maybe a low fade with sideswept hair on top

also not the type to dye his hair, but i could possibly see him dying it the ugliest color to make luci angry

maybe an ugly green or a brassy red

is satan that petty?

yep

if you tried to run your hands through this guy’s hair, i don’t think he’d necessarily mind, BUT

if he sees it coming and knows you want it, he would def avoid your hand just to watch you pout at him

this man’s a tease, i say

but yea he wouldn’t mind, but he would hold it over your head and tease you about it so try to play with his hair at your own risk

he would genuinely enjoy it if you did it just absentmindedly while reading, like that would make him blush at first but then he’d calm down and just appreciate the moment as y’all read together

Asmodeus:

oh boy

i mean this guy loves to experiment with skincare and makeup so he’d love to test stuff on his hair too, right?

wrong

i think he’d be really picky about the products he uses on his hair

his hair is fluffy to the max and he’d want to keep his hair lookin’ light and touchable

i think he’d love to curl his hair every so often

might even cut it into the eboy haircut because he would def love tiktok

i don’t think he’d dye his hair just because he wants to keep his hair as healthy as possible

but he might cave just for the experience every now and then, and dye some lighter brown shades into parts of his hair

i can’t really see him dying his whole head a different color though

even though he’s picky about hair products, this boi loves touching (obviously lol)

pls touch his hair, this is the reason he keeps it so fluffy (also the aesthetic)

would love for you to just shower him with attention

not just his hair, but other places on his body too ;)

Beelzebub:

this boi is baby or whateva

doesn’t care about his hair very much

but tell me why i cant get the thought of a beel w/ a man bun out of my head

he works out a lot and if he’s not exercising he’s probs eating, so he doesn’t want hair that needs a lot of upkeep

the type to cut it super short but then just let it grow and grow until-

man bun :)

that or a messy quiff dude

like i said before, this man really could not care less as long as he’s getting food so if you wanna touch his head, i don’t think he’d mind

if you can reach, that is

he’s a mountain so it’d be difficult, but he’s our benevolent savior so he’d lean down a teeny bit so you can just barely reach his head

that or you’d sit on the couch with him sitting on the floor between your legs eating snacks, and you’ll just play with his hair

he’ll enjoy the feeling of your fingers givin’ him a head massage

comfy, full, and being cuddled

that’s all beel wants in life tbh

Belphegor:

bedhead ftw

he’s got some white ends in his hair already so he’s ahead of the game

i can’t see him putting in too much effort to change his look

i mean he literally let his hair grow over his right eye so he can’t even see out of it

that just goes to show this dude be lazy

cannot be bothered with any fancy haircuts

would have a long fringe for sure

i think he just prefers having longer hair because it’s more comfy for him

also more hair = softer = better sleeps

also also it’s just convenient

i don’t think he’d like having a fade or any kind of comb over

he’d prefer just a tousled, fluffy look that’d look presentable even if he just got out of bed (literally)

cause when he gets ready in the morning i can’t see him doing more to his hair than maybe combing through it once lol

def would adore you for running your fingers through his hair

he thinks it’s very soothing as he falls asleep

squeezes you even tighter if y’all are cuddling when you start doing it

he’ll be confused at first but grow to like it very quickly, even demanding it at certain points

[l3viat8an]

Omgggg okay so I was listening to Jessie's Girl (Rick Springfield) and I was thinking about how the song could be used to describe the dynamic between certain trios 🤭🤭

Luci / Dia + Mc - where Luci tries his hardest to be charming and sweet but somehow Dia seems to do so much better without even trying "I play along with the charade, There doesn't seem to be a reason to change"

Belphie / Beel + Mc - where Belphie knows that his brother is much more loving than he is and Beel isn't afraid to say how he feels "You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute, I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot"

Mams / Asmo + Mc - where Mams wants to say how he feels but the words never come out right. He can never give an honest complement or comment without it turning into some form of tease or a cheesy joke. "I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines, Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?"

Asmo / Mams + Mc - where Asmo starts to doubt himself and his charms. Is he too over the top? Is he too clingy? No it can't possibly be... Can it? "And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, Wonderin' what she don't see in me"

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🍒!!!!!! Omgggg this is so perfect!!! Ahhwhsha now I’m gonna think about this for ages-

[ivefallenfordemonsandicantgetup]

My MC being a pain

*arguing with Satan*

S- MC you're being childish, I'm done with this.

*he walks away*

Mc- OI, get your Tamaki Suoh lookin' ass back here, I'm not done with you yet!!

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*pushes Belphie out of doorway*

Mc- Moo bitch, get out' my way!

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*finds fairly long black feather in entryway of house*

Mc- yo Luci, you shedding or something?

L- ah, that must have been the pinch I felt earlier.

Mc- oh. Here I thought it was perhaps your age starting to show.

L- *takes feather and grumbles as he stalks off to his room*

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*MC and Belphie in heated argument*

Mc- "Why don't you just go graze on some grass, cow-boy!"

B- "What did you call me?"

Mc- "You heard me. S'not like your tail doesn't lend to the name."

B- "My tail isn't the only bovine thing about me."

Mc- "Are you saying you want milked?" *smirk and long pause*

*Asmo walks in, takes a deep breath*

"Is that sexual tension I smell?"