#loser club hc

[wolftozier]

the losers club being mildly telepathic is sososo good of an idea. sometimes they don't even need to talk they just look at each other and Understand. occasionally they just burst out in laughter at nothing. they just kind of. know. where the others are. freaky lil creeps

[laz-262]

fuck it farmer’s market with the bois

very much inspired by this wonderful post by @chiniichee

[marcomilkie]

love how we all collectively decided that stan was the first person richie ever came out to

[freak4it]

headcanon is that eddie would ALWAYS be wearing socks. you would NEVER catch that man being bare foot. it makes him feel obnoxious without them on. therefore richie would ALWAYS make sure to buy a huge pack of socks for his eddie every christmas ever since they’ve met. thereupon eddie’s love for richie continues to grow even stronger as the years go by.

[kittykaspbrak]

If IT was a sitcom Stan is definitely the character that can hear the laughtrack and break the 4th wall

[reddje]

losers fic writers what are ur losers middle names since they don’t have canonical last names 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

i’ve been writing losers club / it fics for seven years so i’ve had plenty of time to perfect their middle names so here they are

eddie

eddie’s middle name when i write him is always isaiah. it’s biblical, it’s pretty, and i just think eddie’s mom is very much about pretty perfect things and edward isaiah kaspbrak is just a pretty little name

richie

alwaysssss wentworth! always! richard wentworth tozier is so ingrained into my mind that it’s almost canon to me. i just think wentworth and maggie are the type to name their kids after themselves and when richie was born they were like okay cute, little boy, dads name as his middle name.

stan

i think stanley asher is so cute and it’s also a popular name in hebrew and it goes well with his last name so i do love it. truth be told i did do a little digging when i was 14 and needing a middle name for stan and asher was one of the names that kept showing up on popular jewish names websites so it kinda just stuck w me. stanley asher uris ur so famous to me <3

bill

william henry 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ william henry denbrough 🤷‍♀️ and georgie’s middle name is james, even though he’s the only one with a canonical middle name 😭

mike

mikes middle name is william bc it’s his dads name , but i also think he could’ve been named “michael leroy hanlon” after his grandfather. i tend to go with william though !

ben

benjamin alexander!!! so so cutie pie just like he is.

bev

beverly grace just screams at me idk. i just feel like her dad would’ve picked it, and she hates it, but richie found out about it and calls her by it all the time and it’s grown on her hearing him call her it. (bc they’re bffs)

[coloringthebanner]

the quarry scene but they’re girls

[trashm0utheds]

rating the Losers and their dancing skills (my personal hc)

1. Mike - pure talent, charmingly and effortlessly moves well with the music, leaves the Losers stunned

2. Eddie - pure talent too, he's very graceful, the rest are surprised by how adorable he looks when he moves his hips to pop songs (cheerleader Eddie YAAAS)

3. Bev - what can't she do?

4. Stan - he may be subtle about it but he's not awkward at all, play a song that he likes and people are shocked with it because wow

5. Ben - adorably awkward and tries his best to keep up with the rhythm, lets Bev guide him in the dance floor

6 and 7. Bill and Richie - cannot dance for shit!!! they'll just tangle their legs with each other's and fall on the floor

[embodyingchaos]

❥ hi rachel(@user40724432sworld)! thank you for my first richie tozier request! i hope this is to your liking! i apologise for taking too long!

yandere richie tozier headcanons warnings: yandere tingz, implications of murder, stalker behaviour, mean richie, mentions of cuts and bruises, possessiveness, manipulation

okay, so, tozier is a real asshole yk? he’d be an asshole if he liked you, let alone obsessed with you!!!

i feel like a yandere-esque richie wouldn’t be very obvious until the moment he decides to show it

he definitely takes note of your every move and every action, like the way you part your hair or wear your clothes, he’d be extremely observant only when it comes to you

he’s extra mean to you too, wanting to insult you in every way for a moment before being a-okay with you the next

if someone shows the slightest interest in you, he would immediately strike

first warning would be him threatening that person for even talking to you and thinking they even had a chance with someone as amazing and heaven-sent as you

second would be at least a few cuts and bruises here and there inflicted on the person who flirted with you

third would be death, quite literally

richie is very possessive as yanderes are, and if you’re even a second late to a group meeting he’ll be asking you a thousand questions of your whereabouts

he hates it when you say no to him, he absolutely fucking hates it and sometimes he feels like slapping you across the face but remembers to control himself if not he’ll scare you away

you’re very confused of his weird behaviour, one second he hates you and the next he seems to care about your “safety” 

of course you don’t realise he’s lied about all those times he said that there were guys that were trying to take advantage of your kindness, when he was actually the one who was taking advantage of it

you’re slowly manipulated by his so-called compassion and chivalry, and fall for him, and he gets exactly what he wants: your devoted love.

[t4tozier]

okay guys you’ve forced my hand

losers club fursonas

richie - brown bear. duh. or a hyena :)

eddie - stoat! little guys with too much energy. have y’all seen that video of the stoat on the trampoline? that’s eddie

bev - i’m picturing glamrock chica from fnaf but that doesn’t count so. sabertooth tiger. i think she deserves it

bill - grey wolf. pack leader <3 or a golden retriever

mike - clouded leopard. that’s the one that’s very paws right? idk it’s just vibes

ooh or a stag. i think i like that better

ben - otter or beaver :)

stan - possum. get it. ‘cause they p. ‘cause they play dead

or an african grey parrot

[prettypeachwrites]

My favorite thing about Eddie and Stan as romantic partners is the understanding they have for each other. Eddie’s chaos is outward but Stan’s in on the inside and they both see it and respond to it in ways no one else gets

Like on days where Eddie feels like he’s overwhelmed, Stan grounds him, they’ll just lay with each other, sometimes in comfortable silence, or soft conversations

Eddie knows how to see the fire behind Stan’s eyes, and focuses on him on an intimate level, devoting focus on him but allowing Stan to speak when he’s comfortable

[wolftozier]

sorry that art made me think about the losers sharing clothes and now im like. foaming at the mouth. mikey and bill lose all their jackets in the winter bc everyone steals theirs. bev and eddie have half their closet made up of richie's shirts however they still continue to tell richie he has a terrible sense in fashion. stan letting richie borrow his kippot. ben and mikey share belts and hats. eddie plays along with being bev's dress up doll sometimes. neither bev or richie or even mike when he grows his hair out too remember hair ties so the other losers carry them around on their wrists. richie's stolen three pairs of ben's sweatpants just in this past week. socks dont have owners they just float around between everyone. yeah.

[byler-is-endgame7]

stan DEFINITELY corrects everyone with “actually,” whenever they say something wrong 

and richie DEFINITELY mocks him all the time for it 

“this is gonna cost us $3.00 we won’t have enough guys” 

“actually, stan,” *pushing up glasses* “it’s $2.99 so-”

“richie sHUT UP”

[whatthefuckisasweep]

you've heard of selectively mute Bill now get ready for nonverbal Stan

anon. anon. ANON. I LOVE YOU.

[the-losers-are-still-losing]

the losers do powerpoint night

stan goes first, his presentation is titled ‘the losers as bird species’. they’re all really niche species and nobody really understands what he’s saying, but his reasons are really accurate and he finds himself pretty funny.

bill is next, his is short but sweet and simply describes his ideas for the losers’ next days out. everybody gets excited discussing plans, dates, similar alternatives, and eventually all of the ideas he puts forward do happen (and they all enjoy them very much).

ben and eddie have collaborated on theirs to create ‘the losers as disney characters’. unbeknownst to them until now, ben has spent painstaking hours photoshopping each of the losers’ faces onto each of their assigned characters, which everybody finds incredibly funny. it’s also highly obvious that ben was the one to assign ariel to bev, whilst it was eddie who chose vanellope von schweetz for richie.

mike presents his top five derry conspiracy theories, which isn’t actually as boring as you’d expect from the title. he presents each and every point with genuine detail and has clearly done his research, but the theories themselves are so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh. he’s fully aware of this and makes it clear that of course he doesn’t seriously believe in them (okay, maybe one or two of them).

bev and richie’s joint project finishes the night (after having begged everybody to let them go last, convinced that theirs is a high note to end on). the duo present ‘the losers as our favourite memes’, and proceed to spam their eyes with the most chaotic tik toks, textposts and cursed images. they both claim they worked very very hard on this and that they should be taken completely seriously, but their powerpoint actually takes the longest to present since they can’t help but crease up laughing for a full minute every time they change the slide.

[sunshinereddie]

i think it would be very funny to imagine a losers sitcom of sorts where the events of ch2 proceed as canon (but imagine that stan didn't die and joined them for the fight), except afterwards the losers decide to fuck it and perform some kind of ritual to try and bring eddie back to life. it works, except he is a zombie. a literal zombie, except he still has his old personality and memories and everything. he's the same old eddie kaspbrak, except now he always looks like he just crawled out of his grave (he did) and now he has acquired the taste of human brains- but he's the same old eddie!

so then, in sitcom style, the losers decide to just carry on with their lives.... while also trying to help eddie adjust to his new life as a zombie, while also not even trying to hide the fact that he's a zombie. he goes out with grey and rotting skin and richie tells people that eddie's just really into halloween. imagine the losers all having a nice dinner together, everyone sharing a meal, and then it pans over to eddie's plate, which has a single brain on it. jump to zombie eddie back at work, wearing a suit and sitting at his desk while he types away on his computer.

i just think...... zombie eddie sitcom. yeah.