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Five: Can I ask you a question?
Jody: Shoot.
Five: *pulls out a gun and shoots the ceiling*
Five: Can I ask now?
@catsoutofthebags
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justaz · 4 months
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lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out
merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???
arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!
merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.
gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??
arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.
merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?
arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??
merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me
arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got
leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!
merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”
arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????
merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?
percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy
elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining
arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh
merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.
#meanwhile leon is praying his thanks to every god and goddess above for their mercy#his pain and suffering is so over#merlin is going IN on arthur who is red as fuck#gwaine is enjoying himself immensely#lancelot pulls out popcorn to watch the two idiots finally get their acts together#flirty merlin x flustered arthur#i think yes#listen. merlin lived in ealdor. a small village of maybe thirty people - four or five being his own age#he was thrilled to be in camelot and have new faces and people to meet#he was definitely the village tease or flirt or whatever#he was gonna be a rake in camelot but unfortunately managed to fall hopelessly in love with the prince of camelot#he burned his dreams of being a rake in exchange for arthur#the issue? arthur rejected his advances. next issue? merlin’s feelings remained and grew#so merlin is a lovesick puppy for a prince who doesnt feel the same and he cant find it in himself to look at anyone else bar a few cases#he and lancelot def slept together at least once. him and gwaine tumbled into bed a few times together#but his heart always belonged to arthur he just never imagined hed get a chance to let his affection be known#now that he knows arthur never knew of his intentions in the first place and was quick to deny he rejected him#merlin is more than happy to let that part of his personality come back and terrorize arthur is a way he hadnt been able to before#hes living his best life rn#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#knights of the round table#fanfiction ideas#prompts#headcanon
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kucho04 · 8 months
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Rakuzan High
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sstxrlite · 1 year
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@dovewingkinnie Evan dropped his pizza cuz he doesn't have thumbs
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sufferingsokkatash · 6 months
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“His fool desire to save his father from the bowels of the Boiling Rock prison without a plan, without help–it was only you who knew what Sokka was trying to do. And you stepped up. Sokka was brave enough to do something stupid for someone else, but he needed you, Zuko, to remind him that being brave can mean failing. Your experience with failure and your refusal to give up helped Sokka when he needed it most. And maybe you needed a bit of his foolhardy spirit to remind you that you are human too and that trying to do the honorable thing doesn’t always mean doing the right thing.”
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echo: if you don't apologise, i'm going to tell rex.
fives: i am an arc trooper, what can rex do?
echo: ok- REX!
fives: no wait! kriff! i'm sORRY!
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egginfroggin · 3 months
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Hmmmm.
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Yet another meme redraw for you all this fine day
It hasn't been officiated by Nintendo yet, but frankly, I do subscribe to the theory that DMK corrupted Sectonia via the mirror; I also think that Taranza has every right to knock him out cold for it
Tell me, which bin do you think DMK belongs in, recycling or trash?
Also I did the perspective after one in the morning on this, don't mind how skrungled DMK is
Also if anyone knows the meme this is based off of and can give me its name or a link to it, please do so if you wouldn't mind, I couldn't find it and had to do this all from memory
Have a good day, everyone ^^
(Program: Krita; time: about 3 hours [same time half the effort as the last one. huh])
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thecryptidart1st · 2 months
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Ok I have massive insomnia and was hunting down an important gif for an ask, and i stumbled upon the release announcement trailer for Super Dark Deception
And I'm deceased
I gave my soul to Malak
Cause I got all the Stupid Dorky Claymation Doug content now
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aliettali · 1 year
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i think about them far too often and in a medically inadvisable manner
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thebookworm0001 · 3 months
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as much as I go on about solas being right the other part of that conversation is always that solas is a whole-ass idiot who needs to listen to his friends and let them help him
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solaradastra · 3 months
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"What are you looking at me like that for?" - "You know you're lingerie?"
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tenspontaneite · 1 year
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WHO GAVE HIM THE HANAHAKI
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Tfw the latest guy you're gay about is so fucking oblivious you can literally bitch about him right in front of him and he assumes you're talking about someone else 🌸👌
The hanahaki stuff is all an au of me and Res' 3sig+ AU. Beautiful idiot peepaw Sig belongs to @ressioo and we love him very much.
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How I imagine today's IG story from the goblin went down in the JO groupchat... per request from @punanenmarli
(don’t ask me why I have an app to make mock whatsapp chats, just know that it should be taken away from me)
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(for obvious reasons this is not real, it's made for entertainment purposes only, do not for any reason think this is real)
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staryflowers · 11 months
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Ah, yes, ARC troopers, known for being hyper competent soldiers... And these two.
Expect more lil doodles of the Arc Twins because I will never shut up about Extrovert Smart Idiot and Nerd duos
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grimme-and-specs · 2 months
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Needed to do my own spin on this because the way the original made me bust out laughing was incredible
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angeart · 1 year
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