#love my dragonfuckers

[baerryjj]

Btw uh Priscilla dark souls . Smash

[metamatar]

i love to login to my tumblr bubble because today someone complained about fantasy media having an unrealistic obsession with half dragon humanoids and yesterday someone complained about some film director having a foot fetish. on here its taken for a given that dragonfucking is necessary and personal perversions drive great art.

[crystalflygeo]

Tailfucking (sort of) ft half-dragon Zhongli + fem!reader

cw/tags: half-dragon zhongli, humping, praise kink, slight nipple play, slight dirty talk, pet names.

notes: my very first post ehe, my dragonfucker brain just couldn't stop thinking about this idea.

Groaning into his mouth, you feel Zhongli’s fangs nip at your lips.

You lay in his arms, pressing as close as you can, taking in the sharp scent of sandalwood and silk flowers, something like tea spices, and something unmistakably Geo. It’s almost unfair how hot and bothered you are, already fully naked in his hold while he’s still looking so pristine. Coat and vest discarded and only the sleeves of his shirt rolled up, showing charcoal black skin with lines of molten gold around them.

His touch burns your skin as his hands brush your sides and the swell of your breasts slowly, reverently, as though you are the deity he’s worshiping. And yet his aura is imposing, dominating. Elegant branched antlers glowing atop his head, a long powerful tail curling around you.

A warrior god. A dragon god.

Set on devouring you.   

The tufts of fur on the tip of his tail flicker around your back, causing a shiver to run down your spine, he chuckles against your mouth.

“Here, darling” He says, a playful glint on his golden eyes “Stand on your knees a moment” He holds your arms and helps position you with your knees pressed against the bed slightly spread.

It takes you a moment to understand his command and then…

You gasp and moan high-pitched as you feel his thick tail slide between your legs, the wet heat of your pussy rubbing against the smooth ocher scales, the texture stimulating in a way you had never felt before.

“Such a beautiful little mate” Your hips rock involuntarily at his voice, deep with want. He feels good even like this, the firm muscle of his tail between your legs, the friction of soft fur and polished scales against your needy pussy lips, his smoldering gaze pinning you down.

His hands hold onto your hips, you feel the pinprick of his claws and he pulls you closer.

“Now my darling, my sweet little mate, why don’t you show me the extent of your pleasure…? The depths of your love…” Your hands twitch against his chest then grip at his shoulders as you gasp, body keyed up from the different sensations.

“I want you to ride my tail until you find release.”

The debauched noise you make is the best thing he’s heard all night.

You start slowly grinding against him, shy and experimental at first, relishing on the smooth texture as it rubs your swollen folds and gives you something to sate yourself with. Gradually your speed increased as you chase the pleasurable feelings, your own juices slowly coat the draconic scales making them glitter and easing the slide. Zhongli’s grip at your hips urges your motions, making you gasp and keen when your clit and inner thighs brush against soft damp fur or a stray rough scale.

“That’s it baobei, so pretty, so good for me…” He murmurs against your ear, you whimper slightly, moving faster.

Your nails dig onto his shoulders, leaving small crescent-shape indents on his perfect skin and your head hangs low as your breath quickens with your pulse, eyebrows twitching.

You can’t think straight, your head is full of him. Zhongli’s deep voice, Zhongli’s intoxicating scent, Zhongli’s firm touch, Zhongli, Zhongli-

“Zhongliii~!” You mewl, arching your back.

He takes the chance to kiss and lick at a perky nipple, catching the rosy bud into his mouth and sucking softly, quickly turning it into a stiff peak.

Your eyes roll back, mind blank. Your hips move faster, trembling and gripping his shoulders for purchase, leaning into him, drooling as you moaned and babbled his name over and over. Heat curls up in your gut as his tongue flicks and plays with your nipple.

Your swollen clit rubs insistently against the hard surface and it’s too much- it’s not enough- it’s-

“A-ah! Zhongli! I’m-!”

He nips at your shoulder, your neck and finally at your jaw, fangs grazing your soft skin when you hear his rumbling voice again, whispering sinfully on your ear “Cum baobei, cum for me.”

You whine and shudder as you finally reach your high, body spasming as your cute little pussy gushes sloppily all over the dragon’s tail, the slick juices dripping down the dark scales and onto the mattress, a few tears roll down your flushed cheeks as you’re overwhelmed by the pleasure. After what feels like an eternity, you register Zhongli peppering your shoulders and breasts with kisses as you slowly come down from the high, melting into his arms.

“Good girl… You’re so beautiful.” He soothes, rubbing circles into your back as you pant against his chest, still recovering from the powerful orgasm “So pretty, my little mate, cumming just from my tail.”

Your face flushes a little redder at his words, you shift a little but hiss as your still sensitive pussy rubs against his scales yet again, you whimper against him.

“Sshhh.” The ex-archon coos softly at you, rubbing your back slow and tender “Rest now my dear…we’re not done yet…”

[intern-seraph]

give me your fire (Day 3/3)

"I’m glad you’re feeling better. Should we get out of the tub?” “Mmh.” One electric green eye drifts open to glare at you. “Not yet. I want to hold you.”

this is my legacy. dragonfucking. read the previous parts for context bc this is a multiparter!!!!

(Originally posted on Ao3)

Day 1

Day 2

cws: bath sex, double vaginal penetration, softness, fem!reader

You sit on the countertop, swinging your legs idly as Malleus runs the bath. Typically, he'd told you, one of his retainers would prepare it for him. But the thought of someone else seeing you in this state was upsetting enough for him to bar his retinue from his quarters until his heat passes. Steam steadily fills the room, tinted green and smelling faintly of mint. The water stops, and you glance over at Malleus. He meets your eyes, smiles, and strides over to scoop you up. His grand, luxurious bathtub is large enough to comfortably fit both of you and then some, but he chooses to sit you in his lap as he lounges against the side. You hadn’t realized just how stiff your muscles had gotten until you hit the hot water and feel the tension ooze out. As you go lax, he supports you against his chest.

“Still tired?”

“Only a little.” Your last word leaves as a sigh. He chuckles, then starts washing you diligently. His tail curls over your thigh, scales scraping gently against your skin. The soap he uses is unscented, but whatever is in the water leaves you with a hint of mint. When he rinses it away, he follows the water with his lips, kissing cool trails over your heated skin. Another sigh leaves you.

“You’re beautiful like this,” he mumbles. Both arms encircle your waist, and he buries his face in the crook of your neck. He lets one hand creep down your belly, and his long fingers dip between your labia. His touch is gentle and exploratory, leaving you sighing and grinding languidly into his touch. Behind you, he’s hard again. You’re not sure if it’s because of the season or if his stamina is always this insane. You’d like to find out one day. “One more round. One more, my love, can you do that?”

You take a moment to consider this. Then, slowly, you nod. He coos into your skin, tongue flicking out to taste you. You lift your hips as he shifts, reaching down to spread yourself before you lower onto him. Both of you hiss as you sink down. His claws dig into your thighs, fingers flexing and unflexing. “Mm, can we go slowly?”

“Whatever you desire.” Malleus presses a lingering kiss behind your ear. He lifts a hand to cradle your jaw and turn you to face him so he can kiss you on the lips. As he rolls his hips tenderly against you, you melt. You reach up to grip his horn and anchor yourself in place while he licks into your mouth. Your free hand rests on his tail, rubbing little circles into the scales. Meanwhile, he busies himself with stroking your clit in time with his languid thrusts. For a moment he breaks from your lips to press open-mouthed kisses to the span of your shoulders. He tongues over the imprints of his fangs, creates new ones in his wake.

Your orgasm comes quietly. A tiny whine leaves you as you tense and come, but your overall exhaustion keeps the flood of sensations brief. Malleus follows close behind, his cocks pulsing. His head falls to the crook of your neck, and you reach one tired hand up to stroke his damp hair. Little puffs of breath fan out over your skin, the ghostly brush of his lashes making you shiver with every blink.

“Do you think it’s over?” you ask after some time.

Rather than answer, he shuffles just enough for his soft cocks to slide out of your cunt. His heartbeat has steadied, and his breath evens out, as well. A soft rumble builds in his chest as he curls his body around yours. You laugh softly and tilt your head to kiss his temple. The tail draped over your leg twitches at the affection, and you give it a little scratch.

“I’ll take that as a yes. I’m glad you’re feeling better. Should we get out of the tub?”

“Mmh.” One electric green eye drifts open to glare at you. “Not yet. I want to hold you.”

“You can hold me in bed, where we can cuddle under the sheets.” You rise from the tub on shaky legs. He makes a displeased noise and wraps his arms around your thigh, pressing his scaly cheek against it. Sighing, you grab his horn and try to pry him off of you. “Come on, don’t be a child about this. We’re gonna get pruny.” He keeps glaring at you, the image of a petulant prince. It’s hard to imagine that this is the same man who spent the last 2 days fucking the living daylights out of you. After another minute of coaxing, he finally sighs with his whole body and clambers out of the tub with you.

Drying both yourself and your clingy dragon off is practically a sport; you have to keep ordering him to back off enough for the towel to actually hit everywhere it needs to. As soon as you’re both dry, he cuddles you close again and teleports you both back into bed. It’s so unnecessary that you burst out laughing. All the while, he rumbles deep in his chest and buries his face between your breasts. Again, his whole body curls around you, the diamond tip of his tail caressing your cheek. In his arms, you’re small and fragile but safe. You curl your fingers around his horns, holding him close, and shut your eyes.

—

Malleus’ hand is steady at the small of your back. He hesitates at the gate separating Ramshackle’s yard from the rest of campus. You look up at him, reaching over to give his other hand a reassuring squeeze. Frowning, he dips down to kiss your forehead.

“I don’t want you to go,” he murmurs. “Please.”

“I’d love to stay with you,” you say, squeezing his bicep, “but Ramshackle is my home, and I have someone to care for. You’re always welcome here, though. You know that, right?”

His face turns bright red. Then, he smiles, and he kisses you on the lips. “Yes. Of course. Come, let us get you home.” He walks you to the door, then leaves another lingering kiss. The softness in his gaze as he pulls back makes your chest hurt. “Thank you.”

“Of course. Don’t be a stranger, alright?”

Again, he smiles. He squeezes your hand, and before you can say another word, he vanishes in a cloud of fireflies. You smile to yourself and open the door. Immediately, you hear shouting and yowling. Grim comes bolting through the foyer on all fours, shouting your name and, “Henchman! Henchman! You’re back!”

You catch him just as he jumps at you, taking a step back and breathing out a little laugh. “Good to see you too, Grimmy. Have you been behaving?”

“Myah! I’ll have you know, I’m always on my best behavior! Hey, quit laughin’!”

Another flurry of footsteps comes rushing down the rickety stairs. Ace and Deuce nearly tackle you to the ground in a hug. You stumble, laughing, as they chatter.

“Where’ve you been? You know how freaky it was getting that text?”

“We were so worried! Don’t do that again!”

“Guys, guys, I’m fine, see?” You gesture to yourself, grateful that the button-up Malleus had lent you covers the lovebites on your neck. Grim bounds out of your arms to size you up with his paws on his little hips. You do a little spin. It seems to please him.

“Good! Can’t have my loyal henchman gettin’ sick!”

Another voice calls your name, and you turn to greet Jack as he bounds into the foyer. He smiles, tail wagging. “There you are! I was worried that you’d gotten into another situation.”

“Hey! I’m not that accident-prone!”

He rolls his eyes, clearly about to retort. Then his nose twitches. His cheeks flare a deep red, and he stares at you with wide, shocked eyes. “Let’s, uh, can we talk?”

“Huh? Uh, yeah. Ace, Deuce, Grim, gimme a sec.” You rush after Jack as he walks over to one of the empty side rooms. As soon as the door is shut, he’s very close, sniffing delicately. “Wh-whoa, what’s up?”

“I, uh,” he mumbles, hands braced on your arms, “I can smell it. What you’ve been doing for the past few days. It’s… pungent.”

Oh.

“Oh my god.”

“Y-yeah…” He draws back, scratching at the back of his neck. His ears droop. “I think the other beastmen in your classes will be able to tell. You might wanna get some really strong perfume to muddy the scent, unless you’re, uh, into that.”

“Oh my god.”

(It takes a week, it turns out, for your beastmen classmates to stop staring. Additionally, in every class you share, Sebek can’t look at you without his face blossoming in a bright flush. He can’t avoid you for long, because Malleus decides to start terrifying your friends by sitting with you at lunch at every opportunity.)

[zhongrin]

Zhongli is dragon right so what about dragon Alhaitham and Wriothesley.

And what kind of dragons would they be????

not my monsterfucker and dragonfucker coming out

ough al haitham would be such a pretty dragon. he's a dragon who would guard a library just bc he likes reading the books (though it's kind of hard to flip the pages with those claws). omg now i'm imagining me stumbling into this abandoned tower full of high shelves of books and bonding with al haitham..... and now i'm his designated private audiobook (aka i would read the books for him as we lounge in the sun). omg. omg. omg. wait. i love this concept sm.

also wriothesley..... menacing huge dragon with lots of scars. OH. WAIT. NO. CERBERUS. THREE HEADED DOGS. SHEEPY. SHEEPY. SHEEYP. LISTEN

T H R E E C O C K S

[wisyhana]

hey hi, i’m a dragonfucker in training (lol) and just wanted to ask what you think some cute ways for a dragon and their user to bond? i’d love to imagine my character and his dragon actually bonding outside of the steamy scenes, it just gets hard with such a fun situation 🤭 maybe you have a scenario or two with yugi and gandora you’d be willing to share? thanks again!

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO REPLY TO THIS, BUT I'VE BEEN HAVING IT IN MY HEAD FOR MONTHS

So, where I usually spend more time thinking of lovely and cute ways for Yugi and Gandora to bond is in their monster-tamer AU.

Since Gandora is a very independent creature, he does whatever he wants, as any giant beast would do. So Yugi has to spend time teaching him the way if Gandora wants to be seen as inoffensive.

Some ideas I have:

*Yugi building a place in town for Gandora. He finds an abandoned stable and tries to make it bigger and cozy for the giant dragon. Gandora doesn't get it at first but slowly enjoys spending the nights there, with Yugi sleeping with him.

*Gandora and Yugi learning to work together. Since the giant dragon spent most of his life alone, he really sucks at teamwork. So Yugi has to teach him how to work together and approach Gandora in this situation. Also, Gandora wants Yugi to ride him, but Yugi has only ridden a horse before, so Gandora is a new type of challenge. (Gandora only wants Yugi to ride him because he's jealous of Kaiba and his BEWD.)

*Gandora sees Yugi as his mate, so his mating dance is weird, and he brings shiny stones for Yugi. Despite understanding the language, Gandora doesn't realize that he and Yugi are different species. But Yugi is gentle, sweet, and doesn't weird out or reject Gandora. Funnily, Gandora accidentally brings an egg instead of a stone, so Yugi is stuck with an unknown egg (spoilers: it is Marshmallon.)

I could go on forever, but that's all I can share now. I hope this inspires you to create more nice moments for your OCs and dragons!

I'd love to see them eventually. Sure, they're great!

[elizabethrobertajones]

A Dragoon's Work Is Never Done part... three? four? I did not caption the first in this series with that and so I can't even find it now.

Anyway the important thing is this seemingly completely normal diplomatic mission from Radz-at-Han where the Satrap has brought his sister for Fete Day over to visit the dragons in the other city state perched on a rock with a long history of dragon relations for good or ill. Estinien is refusing to dress up as a diplomat, which he is now when it comes to dragon things, whether he likes it or not. He claims he's just here for the Fete food. G'raha is here because he's glued to Frog and likes witnessing history happening in nice ways.

Day 6: Celebrations | Holidays

Oh, wait the above images were a spot the difference

#I'm so interested in Estinien's and Frog's relationship (platonic) and how he fits into the puzzle now that she and Aymeric are A Thing @lilbittymonster

OKAY this will be unnecessary long to explain why Aymeric is getting so smirky.

So way way way back I did actually ship Estinien and Frog a bit, because I'd done dragoon 50 before HW and was therefore Completely Normal about the Estinien/WoL relationship. But I couldn't quite make it stick in my heart, and for whatever reason despite Estinien actually being, I personally think, the character with the closest bond to the WoL on the deepest levels bar the characters who are literally part of the WoL (you know, like, the 3-5 of them we cram in there), it ended up feeling more like just an unbreakable platonic friend bond. *shrugs* sometimes your heart just decrees stuff.

In Frog Canon this translates to the Stormblood 70 Dragoon quest being a moment where after sharing the dragoon eyeball tether for the first time, Frog and Estinien are riding an absolute high of connection and feeling really good about accomplishing Good Dragoon Things (and the reason I keep captioning Estinien and Frog doing dragon stuff as "work never being done" is them chasing that high again by tying up loose ends like taking Vrtra to visit Hraesvelgr or Middy, or taking Azdaja and Middy out for curry together).

That night on the steppe, they camped out together and shared a drink and the spoils of a hunt, Orn Khai was asleep by the fire. And completely unprompted Frog and Estinien both decided at the same moment to swoop in for a kiss, which lasted roughly 3 seconds and they broke apart like "woah, no, that was weird. We don't need to do that again. Nope. Sorry." and they instead solemnly vowed their friendship, and then laughed about it and decided to take that incident to their graves.

(At this point Frog had no idea Estinien had literally ever had a relationship in his life, never mind having been with Haurchefant as well and technically at the same time as her since Haurche had only nebulously mentioned "other partners"; Estinien did know she had been madly in love with Haurchefant, and Aymeric, who in turn Estinien had his suspicions was madly in love with Frog since like, seeing them interact once even in early HW. So it was a bit of a shock to her but he'd been idly contemplating her place in all this now for a while. But since he, Frog and Aymeric were all technically single or on a break or whatever Estinien thought he was doing while ghosting Aymeric for his own mental health SB > ShB patches, there weren't any of those connections to actually like. Build anything on.)

Fast forward to Endwalker, and I'm fully on the "Ysayle needs to know she won and Estinien has gone full dragonfucker" train, because he and Vrtra are an incredible power couple and it really represents to me a sort of final stop on Estinien needing to come to terms with everything that happened to him ever in his life and having accepted all sides of both the grand scope of history and also his own relationship to dragons, Nidhogg, and relations with dragons. He returns to R-a-H post-EW very very intrigued by what Vrtra wants with him, and they pretty much immediately get together.

I think by this point he's also encountered Aymeric enough times to have started to realise they never really broke up so much as stopped seeing each other, and Aymeric is exactly as devoted to him as he was last time they met, and Estinien only actually feels guilty about avoiding him so long, and mostly because Ishgard itself gives him the heebie jeebies immediately after HW and nothing to do with what Aymeric has done or not. So he's completely ready to resume that and just needs an excuse.

Which of course is Vrtra suggesting gently that there's a valuable connection there for Estinien and for the future of the two cities. AND Frog is on his case about seeing if Vrtra wants to meet the Dravanian dragons. Which he does. And then it only belatedly occurs to him when standing in Ishgard with Aymeric that maybe Frog also was manoeuvring. (I actually credit more G'raha machinations that Frog enacted, if you dig deeper :P)

Aymeric sort of ends up the orbiting twin star to the centre of the Frogicule, since he's the connection to all that and brings this whole side in, and considering all the pining on Frog's side to others, he's really got the more stable side of it all somehow...

She's glad of it because most of why she broke Aymeric's heart in the first place post-HW is because she thought it was cruelly unfair how little time she could spare for him and that he would only be mistreated by her coming in and out of his life at random.

The solution? A SECOND partner who comes in and out of his life at random and has very little tolerance for being in Ishgard! \o/ Between the two of them, maybe they add up to one full time partner?

(cue both of them getting on ships to Tural without consulting each other)

I don't think she goes out of her way to avoid seeing Estinien and Aymeric at the same time or finds it at all uncomfortable (low boundaries between them after all), but also she and Estinien are mutually uninterested in each other romantically and only passingly physically so aren't really interested in anything more than perhaps sharing a bed for platonic sleeping with a nice comfy buffer of Aymeric. It's easier just to enjoy spending time with them doing fun things like hanging out in the Firmament chatting to dragons and eating fair food, then take her catboy and leave. To the catboy's eternal disappointment. (Sorry G'raha, now this post isn't about you and we're talking Estinien today!)

Aymeric is here at this party realising he'd bed literally anyone there including Big!Varshahn (jury out on how he'd take to actual dragonfucking but it's like. A Catholic guilt loophole meeting a dragon who looks like a guy.) I don't think Vrtra and Aymeric are quite ready for anything but the simple fact of his existence is like an accessory that's making Estinien 1000x hotter in Aymeric's eyes I guess. Ser, that's a fellow head of state, please stop objectifying him.

Aymeric can not believe his luck that in a matter of months he's gone from staring forlornly out of a window alone to glancing between his hot girlfriend and his hot boyfriend, and is suddenly thrilled to go down in history as Ishgard's most eligible bachelor (never married, so many close friendships, all his letters and diaries spontaneously combusted on his death, how sad).

... as stated before, I am such a fan of Aymeric being a messy bitch who lives for drama and also is full of Secret Yearning and Weird Thoughts and would do wildly unstable things while projecting an aura of control and calm. Literally who knows if five to ten actual years down the line he and Vrtra end up publically married to unite their countries forever or something, but for now, this is where we're at.

Frog is just happy everyone is happy, and lacking the Ishgardian upbringing had given zero thought to Vrtra as a sex object and actively restricts herself from patting big!Varshahn on the head like he is still tiny. Little-brother-gender dragon snares another big sister. Estinien's love life remains a blissful mystery to her except for occasionally comparing calendars with Aymeric and swerving around the weekends he's blocked off for Estinien.

[alexaloraetheris]

I love Tumblr. I've had three glasses of wine and I am simzltaneously debating judaism, dragonfucking and chinese danmei novels. I am LIVING for this experience. Have my ancestors had this much fun? No. No they have not. This os the best thing ever.

[animentality]

If there was a canon interaction between Tav and Durge in game, what do you think it would be? Where/When, the context of their interaction, etc? Would Durge be tadpoled? Would Durge still be an enemy or would they be a companion who needs help to destroy Orin?

OK BUT LET'S TALK.

The Dark Urge should be able to join your fucking party.

It's so annoying that I can't fuck that dragonborn, first off. He is so sexy and his voice is so fine, like this is the dungeons and dragons GAME.

And I don't get to fuck a dragon?

Seriously?

My choices are BookTok Vampire or Brooding Goth Gamer Girl? Boring.

No dragonfuckers on Larian's goddamn team.

But on a more serious note...

I actually would've been intrigued by the dark urge as a companion.

Because they could go either way, just like the other companions!

You could encourage them to embrace their urge, or to reject it.

You could convince them to reject Bhaal, or accept him, just as you can encourage Shadowheart to accept Shar or reject her, just as you can convince Lae'zel that she must submit to Vlaakith or break free.

I honestly would've adored the Dark Urge as a companion.

He's a good boy, at heart. I could fix him.

How great would it be too, if you find out that one of your companions is the evil mastermind of the plot too?

It's already really cool finding out that you, the dark urge, were the mastermind.

But having it be a close companion, maybe even one that you romanced, would've been so cool too.

So anon, I think Tav and Durge could've been friends, lovers, allies, or enemies.

In fact, I think it'd be great if you as an evil Tav, encouraged them to be evil, and then you're shocked when they leave your party and join the Temple of Bhaal after killing Orin, and then they become your new enemy.

Like of course.

Duh.

The Chosen of Bhaal doesn't need friends or loved ones, remember.

Plus we already have Astarion for the whole, evil together forever ending.

I think having one of the companies be a big boss at the end might be sick as fuck.

Anyway.

To get back to your question...an amnesiac Dark Urge and a Tav could be super sweet, actually?

A Dark Urge who's scared and confused and needs you to help them understand what's happening to them...or a Dark Urge that you feed and control and intimidate and bully into submission...until it bites the hand that holds its leash?

Yeaaaah, man.

Tav x Dark Urge could be so good...not as good as Durgetash, but...but it's there...

So to sum up anon...yes, I think the Dark Urge and Tav could've had a lot of canon interactions. I think a tadpoled amnesiac Dark Urge could've been amazing. I think a Dark Urge who might reject Bhaal, or join him and try and kill you would've been so cool.

But alas.

[thetentaclecommander]

How dare you call Caim awful?!?!?! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 He's my poor little meow meow, my beloved babygirl, my precious sweet boy, he did nothing wrong except for all the murders!!!!!!1!1!oneone!!!😡😡😡😡😡 He's not awful, he's just misunderstood!!!!1!1!111!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

(for legal reasons, above is a joke. Sorry, had to. ^^")

(Caim is my babygirl, though. I seriously love this insane war criminal dragonfucker. 💜)

Look awful characters are awful (said lovingly) Caim is just a vibe just murderbotting all over the place. Let. This. Man. Aerate. Everyone. Even Furiae agrees. Also Caim/Angelus is the most badass ship like they literally are so fucked up that they cause a whole ass new timeline Screw Seere tho that stupid kid with that one ending ahhhh

[laurikarauchscat]

i think a lot of us are too shy to reblog it (it was linked with credit i swear), but i just wanted you to know that your rhaenyra x caraxes piece has a lot of us real worked up over on my fandom discord and we are very grateful for your contributions to the dragonfucking agenda 🙏

Thank you so much!!! It was a pleasure!! I love these two so much, and though this is a bit of a crack-ship to me, I find Rhaenyra soo incredibly attractive (show and book version), so I'll definitely be doing this sort of thing again.

If you don't mind - what fandom discord is this?

[subzeroparade]

Good lord I want to ask you all of these questions uhhh let's pick the best ones only

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

Writer’s ask here!

😬 So Godwyn doesn’t fuck Fortissax as a dragon in Vanitas, but…that one. The dragonfucking fic.

❌ Most of them??? I want to think I’d give any of them a chance if the plot could be wrangled into something halfway decent, but I’m too much of a highbrow asshole for that, I suspect.

I am deeply turned off by coming-of-age stories in particular. I don’t know what that says about me.

⛔ No. I’ve got some wips that I might go back to, but nothing that I would feel compelled to scrap in its entirely. I’m more likely to scrap a scene in a fic and rework aggressively rather than drop an entire WIP.

🎢 Litanies! Both in writing - the idea hit me like a truck, fully formed - and in the content of the fic itself. I loved writing it, and it made me revisit or pick up some great new gothic works to serve as inspiration.

🤡 This is more a concept in general, but the pathetic opium-smoking gin-addled wet dog aesthetic that I’ve saddled young Gehrman with in my works always delights me. A little cross-fandom treat for those in the know - on reading Thread in particular, my beta went “are you writing Gehrman as Harry Dubois??” I wasn’t, but it works. Maria is Kim and she’s in a corner tired and smoking a cigarette (minus all the homoerotic undertones).

Here’s another sloppy train doodle: ya bois featuring Guillaume le Conquérant, the pearl slug.

[dianight]

Few thoughts about Rosen Garten Saga. Spoilers up to chapter 54 I suppose.

More lesbian dragonfuckers as the main character. A thought popped in my mind that if you described this series as a lesbian on a quest to impress a queen she's obssessed with it would be totally correct.

More series should be openly horny. It has that yonesequé that series like Maho Ako, Tsugumomo (critical though), What Happens Inside the Dungeon and such have; where the horny element fits the story perfectly and makes it much more, as oppossed to "their shameless fanservice" (<- she is biased).

Really liking most characters so far. Highlights are Lynn for obvious reasons, the Alibaba/Aladdin/Mjinn-chan dynamic because all three of them are great in their own ways, Orochi because I'm horny for her, Gawain because more men should crossdress and try to be cute and Attila because I can appreciate a fuckboy with charisma.

For a short time I thought the series was Rozen Maiden (<- she was very confused) and was wondering when they where going to introduce all the dolls.

I'm a bit of a hater for the term "trap" when I'm 100% positive the original is otokonoko. Selfdescribed for real life people is fine. Like I'm not a japanese/english translator but I'd just leave it as is and add a TL. Personal gripe, don't like the word and its associations.

Not a fan of the loli/incest with the dragon girls. I've literally no problem with either of those by themselves, it's the combo that makes me raise my eyebrows. Again, personal distaste because it reminds me of really really bad hentai.

I hated Dietrich at first, currently I consider him a minor annoyance. This type of character who openly throws themselves at women and seem to enjoy rejection (Sanji One Piece as another close-but-not-quite example) or in this case get horny about it reminds me way too much of real life situations where "subby" dudes slide into DMs to drool over you and no matter what you do they get off on it (<- she is ranting). No matter, main point is that at first I hated him but he's grown to be less disgusting and more comedic(?). Once more, personal problem with submissive men ignoring boundaries because "my queen, my queen <3" while the woman in question is retching. It's just a character. No big deal.

The 3 paragraphs before might make it seem like I have a problem with the series but it's quite the opposite. I don't mind, and often enjoy series with problematic content (<- she loves ntr) and this one does an excellent job at just throwing things at the reader and if you like it great if you don't, well, we need more series to be openly horny so we get more that might do it for us. Also because they are great. If we can't overlook a few flaws (<- subjective tastes) in a series then we can't enjoy anything.

As a final note: let's read Rosen Garten Saga together.

[the-priestess-of-dawn]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗 (i love your fics and it'd be cool to see which ones you like most, but no pressure!)

This is a fair question because I have 10 bazillion fics and sometimes I do wish AO3 had like, a showcase or something, so I could usher people right to the best ones instead of them having to look at whatever happens to be most recent. So, yeah, here's the fics I would showcase if that was a real feature:

True Believers - aka the Grimleal!Chrom fic. Pretty sure this is still my magnum opus to this day, even if it does largely follow Awakening's canon plot (just altered because 1, it's original timeline-based, and 2, Chrom started worshipping Grima as a kid). It's not very heavy on Grima, because Robin only awakens at the very end, but it IS full of angsty Chrom feelings and soulful Chrobin moments and sweet, sweet dramatic irony when the god Chrom is praying to for guidance is literally right there guiding him

Find a Way - Okay so uh... sad Chrom (tfw no Robin, sacrifice ending death stuck) goes to another world to try to save Grima from despair, ends up being Grima's malewife "servant" and taking care of Morgan and Lucina. Grima tries to stay evil, but this plan obviously fails. I really like this one because it's a domestic au but it's also fucked up. Happy ending though!

eye of storm - Grima possesses Chrom (with his consent) and they go back in time to get Grima a body (because Robin died, oops. Chrom is heartbroken and Grima is really causing them both a lot of unnecessary struggles by not telling him he was Robin). Anyway, Chrom wants to change things... save Emmeryn... end the war sooner... you know. So basically it's Fire Emblem Awakening but Chrom is Lucina (he even takes a historical name, "Anri") and also he's sharing his body with the vengeful god who is secretly the love of his life :::)

the thing with feathers - "this fic is sfw but emotionally it's for the dragonfuckers okay" <- I think my tag here says it all, really. I wanted to write Chrom kissing dragon Grima's hidden human face and it took me 20k words to get it to work out.

all i want for the black parade is you - Imagine a Bad Christmas Romcom except the whole time they're baking cookies and singing carols and stuff, the love interest is awakening as an ancient dragon god... Look, it may not be the best thing I've ever written, but I'm just so enamored with the concept alone that I HAVE to include it among my favorites.

[roryka]

i Cannot and Will not keep my questions to just one i am Too Curious chief, i'm almost wretched with how badly i want to ask about actualization report adljsfahsdjlfahsjlfsdhajlhasdlh im not sure i want to spoil it for myself though, i might just have to explode violently the moment you finish and post it :p

sfw teenybedo pleeeeease and 8, the cynonari one, for sure, and nsfw DRAGONFUCKER KOKOLUMI YES GIRL GET IT

you might be waiting a while for the next report haha, it's um. turning out Obscenely long. but it will definitely be worth the wait :)

anyway,

teenybedo: this one actually started out as a commission from a friend, which then fell through when i realised that the moment i'm getting paid to write something is the moment my brain decides it does not want to write it :D sjdfjdjhj though now that i'm not under any pressure to finish, i've been working on it again sporadically.

Albedo lifted the bottom of his coat up and to the side, displaying the remains of the potion that had dripped down his back. “I was wondering what sort of potion I was hit with. It appears as though it may be a shrinking solution of some kind— indeed, something of that nature would make it very easy to abduct a group of knights on patrol, wouldn’t it?” “Shrinking potion…?” Aether’s eyes widened. “Then… the knights who went missing…” “They’re likely still alive, at any rate. I also think you’re correct about the treasure hoarders being based in these woods. Though it’s too late to try and follow the one who escaped, we could—” “Albedo,” Aether interrupted urgently. “How… How fast are you shrinking?” Albedo blinked, his train of thought derailed. “I’m not sure. Anyway, the rate is potentially subject to change. Why?” “‘Why’?!” squeaked Paimon. “Because before long you’re gonna be even smaller than Paimon! We’ve gotta do something!”

cynonari but it's unhinged and unethical: okay so. hear me out. i love cynonari, big fan, but in canon (currently) they are Very Normal. an impressively well-adjusted and emotionally secure couple. so my thought was... what if they weren't always?

Cautiously, Tighnari stepped out of the narrow passage, on the alert for the sound of anyone approaching. The space was dimly lit, but he could clearly see that it was a research laboratory, just the same as some of the classrooms above. "Why would the Akademiya have a hidden laboratory...?" he murmured, wandering through the rows of messy desks and equipment. At the back of the room was a glass wall, seemingly looking into some kind of containment chamber. As he drew close, ears twitching with nerves, he noticed a figure laying on the floor of the tiny chamber, dressed in rags. Their bone-white hair was tangled and unwashed, and they looked terribly underfed. His eyes widened as the person straightened up, crimson eyes narrowing at the sight of him. "Who are you?"

kokolumi but lumine is a dragonfucker: h. hear. hear me out. okay. i (like a lot of people who have been playing since 2.4) was really confused and disappointed at the out-of-nowhere reveal that after all of hoyo's hinting at kokomi being the reincarnation of the hydro dragon (her constellation being "slumbering dragoness," the vishap research notes mentioning that the hydro dragon was supposed to be born in enkanomiya as one of the vishaps, kokomi supposedly being born already possessing her vision, among other things) it turned out be. some guy in fontaine. neuvillette i love you and this isn't your fault but you did not earn your dragon title and once hoyo remembers that kokomi exists at all-- okay well no that's not going to happen so i guess you're in the clear.

anyway, once i got over my initial frustration and started snorting kopium (that's kokomi-specific copium) again, i looked at neuvillette's lines and thought: "oh... he says the hydro dragon couldn't be born among the vishaps of enkanomiya because their evolution corrupted them... what if... what if kokomi was supposed to be the hydro dragon sovereign, but is instead more like a... failed, corrupted version?" and, well. we all know how i feel about corrupted dragon characters.

The great sea dragon, magnificent even injured, was dragging itself up the surf with a slow determination. Its gaze was locked on the cannon, glittering with intent. It had eyes like twin pools, Lumine thought, mirror-like and deeper than dark. She watched it approach without a single thought of running. When it drew close enough to rear its glimmering purple head over the outcropping, Lumine simply looked up at it, awe occupying her senses and drowning the tingling fear. It looked down at her as well, eyes reflecting so much that it looked like nothing. She had seen so many things since arriving in Teyvat, both beautiful and terrible, awe-inspiring and spine-chilling. To her, this dragon was almost like a culmination of it all. A fitting end, if an end it must be. Lumine didn’t want it to end. Not even like this. But her limbs were too heavy to raise a sword.  The dragon rumbled softly in its throat, plaintively, almost… familiar. Lumine's breath caught in her throat. “Kokomi…?”

feel free to send more asks if you have more questions, i have a terminal case of Can't Shut Up About Wips disease

[wisyhana]

i love your destructionshipping art!! i know i’ve said it before but you’ve been a major inspiration to me to draw my own characters with their dragons!!

maybe i’m just a dragonfucker who needed encouragement 😅😅who said that??🤭

Thank you so much aaaaaaaaa. I'm pleased to hear that.

GIVE YOUR DRAGONS THE LOVE THEY DESERVE!

Dragon fucker or Dragon lover. I don't care. Those dragons need their love, and I'm here to enjoy it and spread the word!